The Gates of Zadash | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 8

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  • @brendanwenger2020
    @brendanwenger2020 5 років тому +5432

    Matt: *creates gods and royalty and powerful beings beyond mortal comprehension *
    Also Matt: And i will put 110% of my skill into this single shopkeeper...

    • @SiegeMusicProductions
      @SiegeMusicProductions 5 років тому +331

      Brendan Wenger helps make the world feel more alive tbh. It’s really convincing to see him act out all of the smaller NPC’s

    • @GamerTagCaptCluel3ss
      @GamerTagCaptCluel3ss 4 роки тому +357

      THAT SHOPKEEPER IS MY FAVORITE NPC NOW

    • @cardboardbox331
      @cardboardbox331 4 роки тому +81

      Dumat Sol deserves it

    • @ianread7299
      @ianread7299 4 роки тому +153

      He sounds like a more excitable Eeyore. It's amazing.

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 4 роки тому +77

      Pumat swole is da man

  • @thelast749
    @thelast749 6 років тому +6377

    Jester: No one in our party can use this, I'm gonna sell this Glaive.
    *somewhere in the distance*
    Yasha: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 6 років тому +211

      glaives are cursed. better to get rid of them :(

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +49

      @@shadycactus6146 How are they "cursed"? Am I missing something?

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 6 років тому +118

      spoilers friend

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +38

      @@shadycactus6146 Fair enough.

    • @therealshadow99
      @therealshadow99 6 років тому +137

      This is what Ashley gets for not skyping in more...

  • @Nessmess001
    @Nessmess001 6 років тому +3795

    "every one who tries to buy me a drink, i sneak a silver in their pocket"
    why is molly such a sweetheart

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +444

      And then later in the episode he gives life advice to the people that were trying to rob them. I think he just loves making the world a better place, one person at a time, and in the most chaotic good way possible

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 років тому +206

      @@magiv4205 He is the uncle Iroh of the group.

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 5 років тому +100

      I think he could play a true chaotic evil character and still do nice little things. I don't think he's capable of making a character that I don't like.

    • @thesepretzelssuckass247
      @thesepretzelssuckass247 5 років тому +7

      *was

    • @emmacurran5121
      @emmacurran5121 5 років тому +11

      I heckin love the lad

  • @megaqualium1169
    @megaqualium1169 Рік тому +1047

    Jester: Having a touching moment with the traveller
    Beau: Mail fraud

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 6 років тому +3283

    "You stole an old blind man's food and money."
    "I... AM THE BEST."

  • @jahredharrison4069
    @jahredharrison4069 5 років тому +7518

    Laura: goes into labour mid-stream
    Matt: I'm gonna need you to make a constitution saving throw

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 років тому +268

      Am i bad person for laughing at this? Lol.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 років тому +587

      Travis and Laura rolled a Natural 20 on their Conception checks

    • @OOCMonster
      @OOCMonster 5 років тому +467

      @@deffdefying4803 You may joke about that, but my wife made a card that said "confirmed critical" when she discovered she was pregnant with our son.

    • @captainnwalps6689
      @captainnwalps6689 5 років тому +47

      Fails the roll

    • @MuffinzTutorials
      @MuffinzTutorials 5 років тому +51

      gets a Natural 1

  • @TheStache_MTB
    @TheStache_MTB 5 років тому +3224

    17:30 Caleb "Look over here."
    Beau "Yeah?"
    Caleb "You look like a nerd."

  • @michaelvatore6007
    @michaelvatore6007 2 роки тому +2066

    Liam pretended to faint, laid facedown silent for 6 solid minutes and then scared the shit out of the rest of his cast members. Legend of a man right there.

    • @joes6507
      @joes6507 Рік тому +226

      In memory of Grog holding his “Hold Person” thumbs up for like five minutes in C1

    • @michaelvatore6007
      @michaelvatore6007 Рік тому +70

      @Joe S That was impressive. Everyone stopped paying attention to Travis after the first minute thirty, but he just kept it going as long as he could stand it.

    • @flopilop4596
      @flopilop4596 Рік тому +82

      But then he scream “take them out” as foreshadowing of the experiments done on him

    • @The_Fool91
      @The_Fool91 Рік тому +50

      Yeah, Liam is absolutely my favorite. I keep looking at him and his moments of being frozen. Probably from trauma. His character is a lot more intriguing to me.

    • @TheNahteb
      @TheNahteb Рік тому +6

      @@flopilop4596came here to make a similar comment. 😢😢

  • @stitch9847
    @stitch9847 5 років тому +2496

    1:17:00
    Caleb: What does that mean?
    Jester: sHe hAS SeX FOr maHnEy!

    • @osfichofis3453
      @osfichofis3453 3 роки тому +39

      hmmm-hmmm-hmmm

    • @hybridgamer4708
      @hybridgamer4708 3 роки тому +20

      I literally just made this bookmark for myself 😂😂

    • @sdswood3457
      @sdswood3457 6 місяців тому +5

      Her character is just utterly adorable

  • @galmorzu
    @galmorzu 5 років тому +2699

    *tosses ring for cat to chase*
    *Cat just watches it roll away with a mix of total disinterest and offense that one would think they cared to chase it*
    Expertly DM'd

  • @rexmastersins9349
    @rexmastersins9349 4 роки тому +9684

    I'm at episode 8 and they already bought drugs, Killed a baby and pretended to have syphilis.
    I LOVE THIS CAMPAIGN

  • @woollyhat.
    @woollyhat. 2 роки тому +1693

    Liam: "I'm sure my old german teacher is very proud of me"
    Liam last episode: "siebzehn (seventeen) means seven"

    • @missmoonlight7366
      @missmoonlight7366 2 роки тому +77

      I was so confused because of this "siebzehn" xD

    • @mungusman3016
      @mungusman3016 Рік тому +89

      I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE CAUGHT THAT
      IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY

    • @green_witch6545
      @green_witch6545 Рік тому +18

      Really I could have sworn he said Sieben, but also my German is bad so i could be wrong.

    • @cl3matis
      @cl3matis Рік тому +23

      @@green_witch6545 can confirm he said siebzehn

    • @standingdoor7077
      @standingdoor7077 Рік тому +10

      He was also being sarcastic.

  • @tutusandtattoos5179
    @tutusandtattoos5179 5 років тому +3974

    "Fjord"
    "Have you a surname?"
    "No"
    "Tough"

    • @jimbojazz6879
      @jimbojazz6879 5 років тому +444

      @@arne1781 Ford's motto is "Built Tough", referring to their trucks.

    • @jimbojazz6879
      @jimbojazz6879 5 років тому +319

      The guy I responded to deleted it and now here I am looking like a fool.

    • @marneus90
      @marneus90 5 років тому +307

      @@jimbojazz6879 Not a fool, because I had no idea what the joke was there. So thank's :D

    • @atomheartother
      @atomheartother 5 років тому +8

      @@jimbojazz6879 mood

    • @MrJechgo
      @MrJechgo 5 років тому +34

      Aw man... I lose it every time I watch it now XDD Just the fact that it completely defocuses Matt is hilarious XDD

  • @scottwagner2566
    @scottwagner2566 3 роки тому +4199

    Marisha: “Don’t make me laugh, it hurts.”
    Matt: “Alright, well here’s the funniest fuckin NPC of the campaign so far.”

    • @_nehalennia
      @_nehalennia 3 роки тому +266

      i'm only halfway through and the mere idea that there could be something even funnier than the syphilis bit is mind boggling

    • @CraftageNate
      @CraftageNate 3 роки тому +208

      Fjord
      *tough*

    • @mattesonmorgan2177
      @mattesonmorgan2177 3 роки тому +145

      I did not know I needed 4 identical Firbolg tonight.

    • @ConvictedHeart
      @ConvictedHeart 2 роки тому +74

      They're married. He's fulfilling his Husbandly duties by trolling her in this way. It's in the fine print under the wedding vows.

    • @trndrd
      @trndrd 2 роки тому +16

      @@mattesonmorgan2177 Having 3 Simulacrums would easily make that Furbolg powerful enough to destroy the city.

  • @calummcconnell7313
    @calummcconnell7313 6 років тому +3171

    I like how Mercerful the GM is, giving the poor, sightless humans a single pair of darkvision goggles: to share

    • @BRoyce69
      @BRoyce69 6 років тому +158

      Well like, Caleb has magic lights on command with his cantrip
      It's one of the few disadvantages of being a human in DnD might as well keep it to have some effect before they even hit level 4

    • @Euanbuddie
      @Euanbuddie 5 років тому +41

      I saw what you did there, magnificent haha

    • @haywoodjablome4271
      @haywoodjablome4271 5 років тому +63

      but really, after the previous campaign, I think he wanted to tone down the rate they received magic items to make creating challenging encounters a lil easier...purely conjecture though, as I havent heard him say so

    • @nicholasfotou2980
      @nicholasfotou2980 5 років тому +56

      Caleb also belongs to the school of transmutation wich allows him to make the transmuters stone. It can give caleb darkvision.

    • @scott6731
      @scott6731 5 років тому +58

      @@haywoodjablome4271 - Keep in mind episode one of campaign one they were level 8 or 9. That is the point where a lot of DMs start opening the better magic shops

  • @chadmtmyers
    @chadmtmyers Рік тому +477

    "Right." "Right." "Right." "Right." - Matt Mercer voicing four extremely scared failure bandits. So simple, yet hilariously delivered.

  • @01mattdavenport
    @01mattdavenport 5 років тому +1850

    43:50 "I'm going to draw the cutest baby manticore you've ever seen...and it's DEAD!!"
    My favorite thing ever.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +35

      So much Dnd in one sentence

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 5 років тому +16

      I was scrolling through the comments and literally read this as she said it

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 роки тому +2

      Matt Davenport I imagine that banker guy from South Park”and it’s gone”

  • @spacecowboyeddie6803
    @spacecowboyeddie6803 6 років тому +3778

    Liam: *intricate, well-motivated, and dedicated character dialogue and actions*
    Also Liam: Okay. I squeeze out a single fart and go back to the cart.

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +255

      That is why Liam is most commonly one of my favorites. He knows just how serious to be, and he knows when it's right to break tension. I honestly don't mind Marisha and Beau, they can be fun and interesting in their own right, but she could seriously use a few lessons from how Liam played/plays Vax/Caleb.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 років тому +163

      Marisha has vastly improved since Keyleth... I think a monk is a much less complicated class, which lets her focus more on the tiny details of her character.
      Liam, being someone who has many years of D&D experience doesn't usually get bogged down by his character, so he can focus on his role-playing more. He does seem to go too dark with his characters, tho. Can be a lil depressing...😓

    • @jarredleboeuf7224
      @jarredleboeuf7224 6 років тому +38

      @@KickyFut Marisha actually has more DnD experience than Liam.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 років тому +17

      Wait... How? Even if they both started at the same time, Liam DM's the one-shots as well as plays DM with his kids.

    • @ShenanigansTVLive
      @ShenanigansTVLive 6 років тому +36

      @@KickyFut What was the matter when she was Keyleth? (I haven't seen Campaign 1 yet and am working through campaign 2).
      Also, I really like a bit of darkness in the characters.

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 4 роки тому +1316

    beau: what epic zemnian words can we use?
    german/zemnian: we’ve got some pretty cool ones, like-
    caleb: nein

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 4 роки тому +41

      I mean, before they were Vox Machina, they were The Shits

  • @TrueRandomPlayer
    @TrueRandomPlayer 2 роки тому +1451

    1:13:39 "Have you a surname?"
    Fjord: "No."
    Nott: "Tough."
    Whole table: *Processing.*
    A second later: *Hyena laughter.*

    • @tokyoghettohippy
      @tokyoghettohippy 2 роки тому +25

      Could you explain it?

    • @TrueRandomPlayer
      @TrueRandomPlayer 2 роки тому +249

      @@tokyoghettohippy Like the truck brand Ford, they always say their trucks are built "Ford Tough". So if Fjord's surname was Tough, he'd be Fjord Tough

    • @tokyoghettohippy
      @tokyoghettohippy 2 роки тому +39

      @@TrueRandomPlayer Ooh, I get it! Thank you so much!

    • @pakki6555
      @pakki6555 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@TrueRandomPlayer ohhhh i understand now thanks

    • @idankatz8085
      @idankatz8085 2 роки тому +62

      Sam can cast tasha's hideous laughter in real life

  • @samrowan6096
    @samrowan6096 6 років тому +1633

    The whole Pumat Sol scene was amazing, but my favourite moment specifically has to be when he introduces himself to Nott.
    *Nott:* (Terrified) "Y-you're large..."
    *Pumat Sol:* (Delighted) "You're small!"

    • @CorbiniteVids
      @CorbiniteVids 6 років тому +59

      He's my new favorite

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 років тому +42

      Matt's Pumat Sol... 😊👌 c'est le magnifique!
      I hope he becomes the new regular shopkeep!

    • @arielstarr9913
      @arielstarr9913 5 років тому +1

      e

    • @thememedream5788
      @thememedream5788 5 років тому +13

      @3:19:10

    • @joshuarose1381
      @joshuarose1381 5 років тому +7

      Pumat Sol is amazing like Gilmore and Victor rolled into 1 or 4 beautiful vendors

  • @danielstandridge448
    @danielstandridge448 4 роки тому +3647

    Power move: pick the feat that says you cant forget anything, effectively turning the DM into your scribe...

    • @berrycos9
      @berrycos9 4 роки тому +162

      GENIUS POWER MOVE

    • @annaemmons3490
      @annaemmons3490 3 роки тому +282

      Best advice to any dm that this happens to, just turn on google doc voice write or whatever it’s called. It’s some setting that turns audio into words on paper

    • @ultimatedemon2
      @ultimatedemon2 3 роки тому +67

      @@annaemmons3490 actually huge, thank you so much

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 3 роки тому +97

      Feel like Liam is kinda abusing the feat to get out of note taking

    • @idcal2954
      @idcal2954 3 роки тому +207

      @@lnt305 oh yeah, but that's what it's there for. He has the feat so why not use it

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 4 роки тому +1860

    "Anyone who buys me a drink I put a silver in their pocket."
    Molly is pure boi.

    • @elijaaaah
      @elijaaaah 4 роки тому +116

      I was half expecting nott to say "I go around and take a silver out of the pocket of everyone who bought us a drink"

  • @joes6507
    @joes6507 Рік тому +561

    Based on her strength and dexterity scores, Jester must have spent her isolated childhood doing parkour in the attic of her mothers establishment

    • @tjet34
      @tjet34 Рік тому +41

      Much like prisoners doing sit-ups and push-ups all day, she didn't have much else to do.

    • @cren189
      @cren189 Рік тому +21

      Like every five year old lol

    • @peterrose5373
      @peterrose5373 10 місяців тому +2

      Good hetaera have to keep in shape. I expect there's exercise routines.

    • @RamielVoidsong
      @RamielVoidsong 7 місяців тому +10

      Jester: I was bored and by myself most of the time, so I spent my time getting JACKED * splits a log with the handle of an axe *

  • @Feayeme
    @Feayeme 5 років тому +2057

    2:28:58 Liam just lying facedown for five full minutes just to get One (1) Character Moment in that no one's going to get for so many episodes, THAT MAN HAS DEDICATION

    • @Sophia-rk6ck
      @Sophia-rk6ck 4 роки тому +134

      Double .Hafer it took THIS COMMENT for me to realise that line is about the crystals. Everybody laughed!!!! What brilliant role playing from Liam

    • @jacobburke5523
      @jacobburke5523 4 роки тому +5

      @@Sophia-rk6ck what crystals

    • @Sophia-rk6ck
      @Sophia-rk6ck 4 роки тому +128

      @@jacobburke5523 Spoiler for episode 60-ish of campaign 2: Trent ikithon inserted crystals into calebs arms when he was at the solstrice academy (how i forget) to supposedly enhance his power as an experiment. thats why his original design had bandages on his forearms, there are scars underneath. "TAKE THEM OUT!" most likely refers to a flashback of when it was happening

    • @jacobburke5523
      @jacobburke5523 4 роки тому +2

      @@Sophia-rk6ck oh, thank you.

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 4 роки тому +10

      Double .Hafer I was about to comment on this, the length to which this man held the bit was insane

  • @LetsLapse
    @LetsLapse 4 роки тому +1592

    Jester: "Can you shoot fire from your hand? Can you shoot lightning from your hand? Can you catch things really well?"
    Mollymauk: "You can make a really good mac'n'cheese"
    Everyone: *silence*
    Taliesin's jokes go really underappreciated.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 роки тому +7

      Tbh... i dont get it....

    • @Knoxwoodcomix
      @Knoxwoodcomix 4 роки тому +94

      @@FatalHog I think it's a reference to the Hamburger Helper mascot being a glove

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 роки тому +3

      @@Knoxwoodcomix oh....

    • @aduckinlingerie
      @aduckinlingerie 4 роки тому +29

      Cameron Wood I thought it was just random and silly

    • @Knoxwoodcomix
      @Knoxwoodcomix 4 роки тому +12

      @@aduckinlingerie I thought so too, then I had to pause and dig deeper for a meaning and that's what I came up with 😂

  • @TheNinjaPandaGhost
    @TheNinjaPandaGhost 6 років тому +2335

    Liam plays Caleb so well, you can really see him attempting to form a bond with the group but having a little trouble doing so.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 6 років тому +124

      i honestly am afraid he has affection to a pretend cat

    • @Twilightsword64
      @Twilightsword64 5 років тому +152

      @@lukelblitz3627 to be fair in a talks episode he said that frumpkin is inspired by his cat from when he was little.

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 5 років тому +29

      And few Americans actually speak German sadly. It is a great language of thinkers and warriors.

    • @SamPlaysArma
      @SamPlaysArma 5 років тому +9

      @@PalleRasmussen also Nazis (sorry, not sorry)

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 5 років тому +69

      @@SamPlaysArma and American is the language of slavers and slave owners. So?

  • @danieltopia
    @danieltopia Рік тому +290

    I love Laura's acting when she says that the Ruby of the Sea says hello. A mix of happy pleasantry, subtle intimidation, and expectancy waiting for his answer.

  • @miked7169
    @miked7169 6 років тому +5228

    As a geezer(I’ll be 62 this year), I played (mainly DM’d) D&D back in the 1970's, 80's and into
    the late 90's (I started with the original boxed set - with the dice you had to color in the numbers yourself). I gave it up for good about 20 years ago, sold all my stuff: dice, books, modules, figures, etc. Then I read an article about this show online where a group of people play D&D - and got hooked again. It took awhile but I got caught up on all the episodes just as they were streaming the Season 1 finale.
    I am now once again DM’ing a group, online this time as the players are in 3 different states now, with a couple of my original players that I have stayed in contact with over the years, and a few others, and am loving it, again!
    Thanks Critical Role!!

    • @natedog2014
      @natedog2014 6 років тому +56

      Congrats!!

    • @erostv9940
      @erostv9940 6 років тому +56

      If you ever need an extra player let me know! I have a couple characters workshoped and mainly being a DM it’s hard to find opportunities to play a PC.

    • @orangephanta4514
      @orangephanta4514 6 років тому +18

      Aww what a nice story

    • @EmerithsWhiskers
      @EmerithsWhiskers 6 років тому +28

      That's glorious to hear Mike! I have been hooked for 3 years now and enjoy both experiencing others worlds and running them. Long may our joys and woe's continue :D
      All the best,
      Dan

    • @songsayswhat
      @songsayswhat 6 років тому +17

      Oh, no! Why give it up? I'm 57, and though our real life means our face-to-face group doesn't meet often at all any longer, I find time to play on Roll20. It's a great hobby. Did you get your kids (if you have any) gaming? My spouse and I did.

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 6 років тому +2327

    during the whole exchange where Jester explained how she got banished from Nicodranis you can just see Mollymauk becoming more and more proud of her

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 6 років тому +197

      Proud carnival mom

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +21

      @@handfulmousefly YES.

    • @ienzio7795
      @ienzio7795 4 роки тому +4

      @@Dragonessa007 It's just a saying

    • @deerhunter5248
      @deerhunter5248 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dragonessa007 proud carnival parent

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ 5 років тому +1444

    These dudes bullshitted their way out of a 9 vs 6 fight by using STD's and Thanos'ing the leader. That's why I love D&D

    • @Pluveus
      @Pluveus 5 років тому +61

      To be fair, three of them were also half dead also.

    • @HyenaFox
      @HyenaFox 5 років тому +94

      Yeah, that's also one of the things I love about the Critical Role cast specifically. They all cover for each other so well in any situation that needs it.
      I mean, obviously they've all done some form of improv, and they're all professional actors, but still, they're all able to think incredibly quickly on their feet and just bullshit their way out of any situation.

    • @epicglitter7218
      @epicglitter7218 5 років тому +32

      @@HyenaFox I agree! I think the combo of their acting skills, longtime friendship, and passion for the game makes CR truly special! I also think it opens a lot of intriguing (and entertaining) possibilities just knowing that there's more than one way through encounters, and fighting might not always be the best choice. certainly makes some of the non-combat skills & stats that much more valuable to the party...

    • @JRTIntervencion
      @JRTIntervencion 5 років тому +20

      Wait, is this episode the intro of the bandits? Omgg yasss I'm in for a treat, again!!

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 роки тому +1

      50:55

  • @failedattemptdnd
    @failedattemptdnd Рік тому +617

    Marisha cracks a rib sneezing, Laura is pregnant and yet, they continue to play without altering the process. Kuddos, y’all are awesome and dedicated

    • @shantanusakpal6910
      @shantanusakpal6910 Рік тому +11

      That explains the mama bear tees

    • @thefonz8373
      @thefonz8373 9 місяців тому +3

      Yep I have seen my party stop the game for much less.. That looked painful. At best, I have bitten my tongue when I had an uncontrollable sneeze XD

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 8 місяців тому +2

      I didn’t understand it when I first watched it, but just last weekend I think I bruised a rib sneezing and now I get it…it HURTS. Feels better now tho 😊

  • @ella353
    @ella353 5 років тому +4750

    I love how Caleb gets more German as the series continues.

    • @HitDiffrent
      @HitDiffrent 4 роки тому +163

      As a german speaker I appreciate it a lot ☺️

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 роки тому +98

      ​@@HitDiffrent Jap, mal abgesehn davon das sachen einfach lustiger werden weil man den zweiten sinn dahinter versteht wie wenn Liam flucht xD
      Es ist wirklich erfrischend :D

    • @benjaminklein8379
      @benjaminklein8379 4 роки тому +13

      MasumiSeike nein

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 роки тому +10

      @@benjaminklein8379 Doch ;P

    • @Turd_Rocket
      @Turd_Rocket 4 роки тому +4

      @@MasumiSeike Ja.

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 4 роки тому +905

    Beau: “I’ll take my own room if you all don’t want in.”
    Jester: “...But we’ve always been roommates.”
    Beau: “Then come join me, girl!”
    Jester: “Okay!!”
    My heart melted.

  • @Nixahma
    @Nixahma 3 роки тому +1996

    The cast: Please. Please for *once.* Just fucking *once.* Do a normal sponsor.
    Sam:
    Sam: Mayonaise fursona.

    • @thedutchess3
      @thedutchess3 2 роки тому +35

      You got the perfect warlock..

    • @voicechatty
      @voicechatty Рік тому +29

      @@thedutchess3 Sam's mayo fursona ad seemed like a reaction to his DnD Beyond jingle (C2E7). He may have realized "I need to lower the bar on my ad reads (again) or sponsors will start expecting me to do stuff like this every week" and thought up something unmarketable. Considering the eventual commercial success and immediate recognition of the cast, Sam may have felt uncomfortable with the precedent this ad set: ua-cam.com/video/A4BuL886bJA/v-deo.html
      Also #OpenDnd

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress Рік тому +4

      @@voicechatty makes sense yeah... I think I'd make me feel uncomfortable too. Smart of him

    • @joshuaryals6358
      @joshuaryals6358 Рік тому +2

      Sam is the f*cking best

    • @Daniel-ix6nq
      @Daniel-ix6nq 9 місяців тому +2

      Me who always skips the intro and breaks: I'm sorry, DA FAQ!?

  • @Cyyberslam8
    @Cyyberslam8 2 роки тому +680

    One of my favorite things about re-watching M9, is how much Sam and Liam drop little easter eggs of their backstories that only they, Matt, and future critters re-watching would notice. The long con is real lol

    • @pholkos
      @pholkos 2 роки тому +8

      stories babeyyyyy!!!

    • @vanyelwolfshadow8276
      @vanyelwolfshadow8276 Рік тому +20

      sam had to one up himself from VM.... but liam needed to tag along. lol

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 5 років тому +1792

    “I’m gonna go take care of my wife for a minute”
    I love Matt so much

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 5 років тому +2580

    "I'm of child-bearing age"
    I took psychic damage just by hearing that

    • @RealityBoy101
      @RealityBoy101 4 роки тому +239

      You will take "Lore Damage" by the time you realize why in future episodes.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 роки тому +89

      @@RealityBoy101 dare i ask?
      Edit: i just..... yeah, i realized what that meant... yeah.... really sad

    • @wimtood
      @wimtood 4 роки тому +122

      And before that, Sam's panic face as they question Caleb about whether he has kids.

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 4 роки тому +11

      Unrelated but what caused everyone to lose it at 1:13:43 ?

    • @RealityBoy101
      @RealityBoy101 4 роки тому +103

      @@johnpaulcross424 The joke on Fjord's name. "Fjord Tuff" or "Ford Tough" as in the truck.
      Sam made a truck pun.

  • @tiltawurl272
    @tiltawurl272 6 років тому +4361

    “My goal is to go into labor while we’re playing...” - Laura Bailey
    And then he was born on a Thursday 😁

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 6 років тому +174

      and during the stream itself!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 6 років тому +58

      You two have got to be joking?!

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 6 років тому +410

      @@davidbeppler3032 nope
      Laura and Travis weren't there for the episode with the Fjord/Jester/Yasha/Iron Shepherds cliffhanger and the others explained that it was because she'd gone into labour. And then right as they went into the break Liam got a message and started to say something about them. As far as we can tell, that was presumably when Ronin was born

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 років тому +20

      😮... Nooo.... Not "Ronin"! Really?!😕

    • @littlesquiddiesttv
      @littlesquiddiesttv 6 років тому +308

      @@KickyFut its their fuckin baby are u really complaining about the name

  • @marshalltodt6805
    @marshalltodt6805 3 роки тому +629

    I am always insanely jealous of Matt's ability to not only create and voice unique and memorable npcs but also to remember how each of them sound.

    • @ryankerins361
      @ryankerins361 Рік тому +9

      Me too! And they're all distinct and consistent. It's crazy! So many NPCs and almost all of them are completely distinct accents and personalities 😮

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann Рік тому +11

      He said at one point that he has a couple little notes describing how the character sounds, like "high-pitched, nasal Irish" or something similar written next to the character's name.

  • @DuplaD
    @DuplaD 5 років тому +846

    Can we appreciate the moment when Beau decides to read the letters that she stole WEEKS ago (real time) and Matt reacts without ONE SINGLE SECOND of hesitation, explaining what is in them... mad respect.

    • @stevespielman
      @stevespielman 4 роки тому +20

      DuplaD And whips out the pre-prepared letter-prop!!!

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 4 роки тому +1

      but wasnt it 3 parcels that she stole, when did it become 4 letters?

    • @DuplaD
      @DuplaD 4 роки тому +5

      @@Pagan_Jak 1 parcel doesnt mean 1 letter, if 2 letters are to the same adress it is still the same parcel.

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 4 роки тому

      @@DuplaD ooohhhh ok that makes more sense

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 3 роки тому +3328

    "Anybody who tries to buy me a drink, I slip a silver into their pocket."
    Wow. Talisen is really playing Molly as the type of guy you wouldn't expect to be so nice. Like, he's so kind and generous. I love it.

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 3 роки тому +67

      It's such a nice breath of fresh air to come from Percy who was a dick most of the time to Molly who is nice to everyone and protecting Caleb

    • @andrewjustice210
      @andrewjustice210 3 роки тому +76

      It’s almost like he is of a chaotic nature….

    • @andromedastormcrow3288
      @andromedastormcrow3288 3 роки тому +43

      Molly is amazing

    • @rockassassin64
      @rockassassin64 3 роки тому +181

      yeah love him I hope nothing bad ever happens to him

    • @kuroneko1813
      @kuroneko1813 3 роки тому +38

      @@rockassassin64 lmao

  • @joshholton4712
    @joshholton4712 4 роки тому +1071

    Critical Role in a nutshell :
    In a battle, can't roll for anything.
    Random pointless events, rolling natural 18s, 19s, and 20s.

    • @belindaluna2067
      @belindaluna2067 4 роки тому +28

      Well, there was the door. And those horses.

    • @NoscoSays
      @NoscoSays 4 роки тому +19

      Especially after Taliesin gave away the Snitch.

    • @mastermuffles7097
      @mastermuffles7097 4 роки тому +19

      That just sounds like normal D&D

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 4 роки тому

      NoscoSays rip the snitch

    • @VividWyzard
      @VividWyzard 4 роки тому

      @@NoscoSays what’s the snitch

  • @rachelgreenwald7946
    @rachelgreenwald7946 Рік тому +271

    I feel I need to share that at 1:13:40 when Sam says “tough” after Fjord, I immediately got an add for ford trucks that’s started with “built ford tough” and I absolutely lost my shit

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 Рік тому +3

      Hah! Nice.

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary 4 роки тому +2345

    Hi, native German here. I just wanna say that Liam's Zemnian is hilarious (even moreso with the deadpan deliveries) and the pronunciation is on point.
    I love this represantation.
    Also I want Clockenticken to be a real word now.

    • @CocoAsticot
      @CocoAsticot 4 роки тому +51

      Didn't he say siebzehn was seven in an earlier episode? I assume he doesn't really know much German IRL, so that would be an excusable mistake. But yeah, it does sound good and he makes it believable!

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 4 роки тому +134

      @@CocoAsticot He took German in high school, so small mistakes are to be expected. His pronunciation however is AMAZING, all things considered.

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 4 роки тому +70

      I just started watching CR with this campaign and thought Liam WAS German.

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 4 роки тому +8

      “Volfs” pronunciation would be funnier, no?

    • @privpi
      @privpi 4 роки тому +25

      @@CocoAsticot The mistake was cleared like 10 seconds sfter. Nott corrected him. Pronounced it wrong, but got the right word

  • @estri5402
    @estri5402 5 років тому +788

    14:18
    Kaleb: He was burned alive in front of me
    Beau: Yeah but you did that though

    • @brennag7962
      @brennag7962 4 роки тому +51

      (Spoilers)
      If you're from the future, y'all know how frickin sad this statement is 😭

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 роки тому +47

      Me knowing Caleb’s backstory: *ääääghh*

    • @nitidiuscula
      @nitidiuscula 4 роки тому +26

      @@froggdoggs8551 right???!?!!!?!!! 😫Rewatching these early episodes there is soooo much foreshadowing

    • @dylandenney3980
      @dylandenney3980 4 роки тому +11

      @@nitidiuscula and even some fjoreshadowing

  • @jasongreenwood479
    @jasongreenwood479 6 років тому +2181

    *fast forward a couple years to Willingham-Bailey household*
    “bathtime!”
    *tiny piping voice* “I would like to rage!”

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 6 років тому +125

      Jason Greenwood I would love to see them on halloween or something. They dress up as Vox Machina, Travis as Grog, Laura as Vex and baby as like, Scanlan or Pike.
      They can do Mihty Nein by having Travis be Fjord, Laura be Jester and baby be Nott

    • @willferrellssweetnips
      @willferrellssweetnips 6 років тому +108

      Or maybe put the litte one in a Trinket outfit

    • @booklover900
      @booklover900 6 років тому +22

      Baby Trinket would be adorable!!

    • @TiliaCordata
      @TiliaCordata 6 років тому +38

      If his teddy bear gets ripped: "Fix him!"

    • @nathanieldurfee5419
      @nathanieldurfee5419 6 років тому +33

      "I would like to bathe!"

  • @bluekryptonite1121
    @bluekryptonite1121 3 роки тому +1279

    This ep is really where the campaign hits a stride and takes shape. And Jester’s prayer to The Traveler legit gave me goosebumps and made me tear up a little

    • @MrPtrlix
      @MrPtrlix 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah unexpected tears :O

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille 2 роки тому +18

      Question that's a potential spoiler fi C2 (I don't know if I was spoiled for this plot point during C1 or if this is common knowledge so don't read on if you don't want to risk it):
      Do the gang know who The Traveler is, or is it just Laura? Or does she even know them by the other name/persona(s) we've met in C1 at this stage?

    • @kevinpappers4494
      @kevinpappers4494 2 роки тому +16

      @@RuailleBuaille the gang doesn't know. And even laura herself doesn't really know, other than that he's powerfull and that she thinks he's a god.

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille 2 роки тому +11

      @@kevinpappers4494 You have excellent timing! I just yesterday watched the episode where the gang got the big reveal, and in the subsequent Talks episode Laura said she had come to Matt initially with the idea that The Traveler be you-know-who, but by the end things had been so mysterious that even she didn't know if that's who they'd turn out to be.
      Watching everyone else start to realise who it was one by one was so good :D

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 Рік тому

      I agree.. the freaking bandits fucked with the wrong party!!!

  • @sillygoose7646
    @sillygoose7646 4 роки тому +1238

    The scene with Caleb trying to hide the wand from Jester has such big brother and little sister energy and I love it.

    • @honeysuckel1351
      @honeysuckel1351 4 роки тому +76

      Takes a long time to drop the vex and vax habits i guess

    • @quietlodestar
      @quietlodestar 4 роки тому +1

      @@lillymountainfarm why did you reply with this to an unrelated comment rather than making it an independent comment?

    • @lillymountainfarm
      @lillymountainfarm 4 роки тому +5

      @@quietlodestar I didn’t realize I commented on someone else’s comment when I was trying to comment an independent comment... I apologize

    • @quietlodestar
      @quietlodestar 4 роки тому +3

      @@lillymountainfarm you don't need to be sorry, i am in no way upset, i was just a bit confused.

    • @liamduffy733
      @liamduffy733 4 роки тому +7

      They’re just reliving past lives

  • @Beesbeeswhatsonthemenu
    @Beesbeeswhatsonthemenu 5 років тому +454

    Matt Mercer meowing in an unamused manner was never something I knew I needed.

  • @krispinkeyes6542
    @krispinkeyes6542 4 роки тому +1679

    "Don't criticize new management until there's been time to take effect!"
    Alright, there it is. I've fallen in love will Molly.

    • @Panda_Steph
      @Panda_Steph 4 роки тому +99

      *sips tea* that's unfortunate

    • @krispinkeyes6542
      @krispinkeyes6542 4 роки тому +39

      @@Panda_Steph Haha, oh believe me, I know.

    • @Panda_Steph
      @Panda_Steph 4 роки тому +92

      @@krispinkeyes6542 honestly same tho. This is my first time watching through campaign 2 and despite knowing Molly's outcome and being like "No do not get attached" .... he's just such a good character that you can't help it.

    • @jackhankins7963
      @jackhankins7963 4 роки тому +21

      Haha. Me too. *starts crying*

    • @antoinethename9064
      @antoinethename9064 4 роки тому +13

      @@Panda_Steph Oh, well I didn't know. Guess I should enjoy him while I still can :')

  • @acomet2509
    @acomet2509 2 роки тому +509

    “Have you ever killed someone before?”
    “Not like that”
    Oh…Caleb

  • @Verbose_Mode
    @Verbose_Mode 5 років тому +391

    "The Ruby of the Sea says hello!"
    *reaction from NPC
    *party frantically scribbles notes

    • @TyrantLizardKing1969
      @TyrantLizardKing1969 6 місяців тому

      I read that like “good morning sunshine the earth says hello”

  • @adarian
    @adarian 4 роки тому +476

    The fact that a group of people who have multiple times claimed syphilis are heading to an inn named "The Leaky Tap" should not be understated.

  • @als2480
    @als2480 6 років тому +3902

    The way Jester talks about growing up in such denial about the loneliness of her childhood. Her "I would listen through the door and here her singing." That made me so sad. Like honey that's not normal.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +494

      Me too. The fact that she was joking and smiling through it all made it even sadder. I'm not caught up yet so I don't have more context, but whether she puts on the funny facade to deal with the loneliness or whether her childhood has actually left her a stunted person in such denial that she'll probably stay a child forever, both options are equally heartbreaking.

    • @cutecreeper33
      @cutecreeper33 5 років тому +210

      Jester protection squad

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 років тому +151

      #JesterProtectionSquad.

    • @thefakeslimshady8881
      @thefakeslimshady8881 5 років тому +252

      It really makes you love the traveler, he saw a lonely little girl and decided to teach her and play with her just to be her friend
      #travelerislove
      #travelerislife

    • @epicglitter7218
      @epicglitter7218 5 років тому +143

      same. at this point I guess the party didn't have a close enough bond for anyone to really push back on this, but I hope in later episodes they might. here Jester sounded a lot like a kid who doesn't realize that their messed up home life isn't "normal," like situations of neglect or abuse. breaks my heart to think how that whole situation impacted her, being stuck in her room, alone, and always told she had to stay hidden. yes she has the cheery, joking way about her and wants to bring joy to others... but maybe she's also hurting underneath all that?
      watching this episode made me wonder even more about the Traveler. did this entity choose Jester as a convert/devotee/"friend"/etc because she was lonely, or seemed vulnerable? how will she react if the Traveler isn't all she hoped?

  • @k.whatever9046
    @k.whatever9046 3 роки тому +281

    2:48:32
    nott: "a clockenticken"
    caleb, fond and exasperated: "u are adorably hecking wrong right now"
    nott, proud regardless: "ive been picking up bits and pieces of ur language"
    god i ADORE these too

    • @MammothMorals
      @MammothMorals Рік тому +3

      Two *

    • @Twurkkk
      @Twurkkk Рік тому

      @@MammothMorals You're correcting a year old comment? You're the one that looks dumb.

  • @mikayladempsey7157
    @mikayladempsey7157 5 років тому +521

    "I have full faith in untrustworthy people" Taliesin is a gift to humanity with his one-liners

  • @jeniferdavis1858
    @jeniferdavis1858 5 років тому +595

    Molly just adopted a whole bandit group

  • @estri5402
    @estri5402 5 років тому +425

    17:27
    Beau, putting on the goggles: Its like night vision- its like I can see things
    Kaleb: look at me
    Beau:*turns to him*
    Kaleb: you look like a nerd

    • @VitaNewbo
      @VitaNewbo 4 роки тому +15

      Says guy who later drops 150 gold on Paper and Ink alone.

    • @trinifernandez8870
      @trinifernandez8870 4 роки тому +4

      true sibiling dynamic right there

  • @thecupcakestealer101
    @thecupcakestealer101 3 роки тому +273

    Molly will see a young person and go "is anybody going to raise that" and won't even wait for an answer

  • @screamindivr14567
    @screamindivr14567 4 роки тому +815

    Can we please talk about how utterly heartbreaking it was to listen to Jester say she'd be alone if she could keep her one friend? Laura Bailey! That was amazing acting. Showing such vulnerability in a character that's been nothing but chipper and playful, and yet make it seem so genuine. I already loved her acting, but now...

    • @TylerBuenoMusic
      @TylerBuenoMusic 3 роки тому +16

      My wife plays the same way with her characters. Last night we had an impromtu session of our campaign.. Sadly it was at the same time as CR. But my character was trying to save hers when I was about to die she caved and went with the man who was after her. My character was defeated. We had just admitted we loved each other. I was nearly in tears. But my wife usually has her characters sacrifice her happiness for the cause. Not quite the same as jester but close.

    • @bloodmime
      @bloodmime 3 роки тому +6

      Honestly made me tear up

    • @matthewperry9719
      @matthewperry9719 3 роки тому +3

      IF I wAS in this cAmpAign I would get up And hug her not my character. Me

  • @Irisedpig
    @Irisedpig 6 років тому +1135

    If someone doesn't say "Come on, Fjord, focus!" at some point during this campaign I will be sorely disappointed

    • @FonziMarquez
      @FonziMarquez 6 років тому +51

      Already made a Fjord pun already. Nott asked if he was a Fjord Explorer or a Fjord Escape

    • @BBBness
      @BBBness 6 років тому +44

      Don't forget the Fjord Mustang.

    • @fnc_sunshine2205
      @fnc_sunshine2205 6 років тому +37

      Not to mention the Fjord Expedition

    • @MrEndovision
      @MrEndovision 6 років тому +27

      He is a magic using character, so there is already a fjord focus.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 років тому +19

      He needs to be the host for a party in the local tavern. It would be a
      Fjord Fiesta.

  • @yancyeet9376
    @yancyeet9376 4 роки тому +508

    Liam: "He was... burned alive, in front of me"
    Marisha: "Yeah, you did that, though"

  • @jimmyhassett3179
    @jimmyhassett3179 Рік тому +297

    Laura: you stole a blind mans food and money
    Sam: i am the best
    i laughed so hard i spat out my coffee

  • @stanklepoot
    @stanklepoot 6 років тому +444

    "Would you agree that the previous leadership of this group has probably failed you on some level?" Damn, that was probably the funniest line yet.

    • @last2nkow
      @last2nkow 6 років тому +1

      oh those poor brigands... XD

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 5 років тому +9

      Do not criticize New Management until it's had time to take full effect!

    • @Syverence
      @Syverence 2 місяці тому

      bro held a whole hr meeting with the brigands

  • @madelineslack8797
    @madelineslack8797 4 роки тому +1640

    Matt mouthing "I love you" to Marisha at 1:49:19? Better than therapy, healing,,, who needs medicine

    • @Juneberryknight
      @Juneberryknight 4 роки тому +136

      The Sophisticated Orange you could say they were healing words

    • @Cedalion
      @Cedalion 4 роки тому +94

      i’m crying it’s so pure they’re so adorable

    • @farewell.wanderlust
      @farewell.wanderlust 4 роки тому +51

      so. cute. brain cannot function. time to *melt.*

    • @myoldusernamewascursed
      @myoldusernamewascursed 4 роки тому +25

      No shit. Teared up a little.

    • @pixiekit
      @pixiekit 4 роки тому +34

      I didn’t catch it before, but his face when he says it too much

  • @asgreen33
    @asgreen33 Рік тому +639

    Rewatching this, hearing Caleb wake up screaming "TAKE THEM OUT! TAKE THEM OUT!" after knowing his backstory is so damn horrifying/heartbreaking

    • @betweenthedash
      @betweenthedash Рік тому +85

      This is my first watch but that moment already left me feeling kinda off, glad to know it’ll pay off later

    • @man0fbronze79
      @man0fbronze79 Рік тому +41

      Same. Looking forward to more like this. Liam is always fantstic.

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 Рік тому +27

      Yeah esp considering he just disintegrated a person right after having ptsd from killing someone, rolling shit for so long when using fire and then literally killing two people one after the other with a lucky streak, or unlucky in his case i g

    • @jackgill1550
      @jackgill1550 Рік тому +7

      I really don't think it has anything to do with his backstory, he was just shot 3 times. Albeit he took them out but I'd be willing to bet he was just shouting about the arrows and not his backstory. At least Id be thinking about the last thing that happened to me before I died upon waking up again

    • @goose1415
      @goose1415 Рік тому +7

      ​@@jackgill1550He said once on Talks Machina I believe that it was related to his backstory

  • @Robocrafter-bq9bq
    @Robocrafter-bq9bq 5 років тому +2186

    Only Matt Mercer would roll for the results of Rock Paper Scissors between 2 NPCs he's controlling

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 років тому +121

      Nah, I would too. To be fair, he likely had a funny idea for both outcomes and decided to make it actually random for even more fun!

    • @TheodoreMinick
      @TheodoreMinick 5 років тому +49

      Pretty standard DMing. Odd, the guy on the right, even, the guy on the left. Or high/low.

    • @ethanpeterson5640
      @ethanpeterson5640 4 роки тому +50

      *Boulder Parchment Shears

    • @Crimson-1997
      @Crimson-1997 4 роки тому +3

      Don't blame him

    • @laserlights9684
      @laserlights9684 3 роки тому +9

      *Laughs in tiefling* one of my players tried to throw a bag of unstable potions out the winow of a ship. I had to roll 10 d20 for hits and ALOT of damage it blow the character and the ship up. Sinking and causing more chaos then was already happening. They survived because of a polymorph potion and a nat 20.

  • @amabelduffy9440
    @amabelduffy9440 4 роки тому +618

    This man really just lays on the table for 5 minutes, huh? The character dedication is incredible

    • @DredgenStorm
      @DredgenStorm 4 роки тому +100

      He took a page from Travis's book. In C1 he held a pose when petrified for roughly 5-10 minutes. I hope to one day be this dedicated to my roleplaying

    • @columbo908
      @columbo908 3 роки тому +18

      You can tell everyone has fun. But Liam and Travis really just go for it.

    • @applejuice8271
      @applejuice8271 3 роки тому +3

      I was looking for a comment on this. Laughing so hard rn😂😂😂

  • @potatostuck3270
    @potatostuck3270 6 років тому +1042

    1:16:45 "SHE HAS SEX FOR MAH-NEY!" made me spit out my drink, oh my god

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 5 років тому +14

      "...the best lay everrrr!"

    • @StarrTheWitch
      @StarrTheWitch 5 років тому +1

      A few years ago, I would have ran far the other direction if i heard something like this, but now, I don't even flinch

    • @frusteratedpenguin
      @frusteratedpenguin 5 років тому +4

      @@thomassmart4088 it sounds better in the original infernal

  • @ghostie165
    @ghostie165 2 роки тому +701

    Caleb: Look over here
    Beau: *looks over at him wearing the stolen goggles*
    Caleb: you look like a nerd
    Beau: *awkward silence*
    Caleb: .... :)

    • @Yasha277
      @Yasha277 11 місяців тому +2

      Thank you for the transcript.

  • @hem9483
    @hem9483 4 роки тому +662

    Caleb screaming “TAKE THEM OUT, TAKE THEM OUT” is hilariously crazy devotion to a character.

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas 4 роки тому +35

      It's horribly sad in hindsight 😞

    • @allyzxc
      @allyzxc 4 роки тому +9

      @@carrotandpeas Do you know what episode we find out what it's from? On my first watch after catching up with Campaign 1.

    • @carrotandpeas
      @carrotandpeas 4 роки тому +8

      @@allyzxc I'm not that far, sorry. I know because I willingly received spoilers, but I only know that it's past episode 30. Though there are hints of it sprinkled throughout the show, I'm not sure when they're gonna reveal that bit. I'll come back here(if I remember) when I reach that part though. Currently on episode 29, and the only bit that kinda references that is when Caleb tells Beau and Nott why he's afraid of fire, and honestly I can't remember what episode that's from either, but it should be around here.

    • @allyzxc
      @allyzxc 4 роки тому +2

      @@carrotandpeas No worries, thanks for letting me know! I'll keep on watching in anticipation then! :P

    • @Kuzoto
      @Kuzoto 3 роки тому +5

      @@allyzxc Hey, here from episode 49 and it was in 48 if you haven't already got that far 🙂

  • @lucasgray1492
    @lucasgray1492 5 років тому +199

    When Jester was explaining why she left home Molly just got prouder and prouder and Beau was just so amused

  • @zavierraynor2298
    @zavierraynor2298 6 років тому +693

    Syphilis: we have it
    Your plan: stupid
    Your headbands: hand em over

  • @Plasstyre
    @Plasstyre 2 роки тому +350

    I love how wholesome the group can be, from Nott's birthday to the way they cared about Jester's past, to Matthew really caring when Marisha hurt herself, it's all just so precious.

    • @jerau2990
      @jerau2990 2 роки тому +23

      Matt caring for Marisha was real sweet, but remember they are married IRL😃

    • @davesmith3330
      @davesmith3330 2 роки тому +5

      That makes it better.

    • @jasongustafson2691
      @jasongustafson2691 Рік тому +14

      I mean ... his wife. I would very much hope he cares about his wife.

  • @sherlockbones8446
    @sherlockbones8446 3 роки тому +645

    Imagine thinking you found some easy marks and then your leader gets knocked into the air by a lollipop and incinerated by 3 rays of pure fire.

    • @Ston3D.FreeN7
      @Ston3D.FreeN7 Рік тому +39

      Can't wait to see the lolipop animated whenever they do the TV show.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +8

      I would be both humored and horrified

  • @marianoflibrarian2401
    @marianoflibrarian2401 4 роки тому +1195

    Caleb can barely hit an enemy with the exception of a random bandit with 39 damn damage.

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 3 роки тому +126

      He needs to pretend to have extreme syphilis every time before battle then. Tha's the only way

    • @jan-ema
      @jan-ema 3 роки тому +86

      @@lazynoodle6739 "i cast extreme syphilis"

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 роки тому +12

      @@lazynoodle6739 That or scream real loud "I got the clap" that works too

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 3 роки тому +6

      Meanwhile when fighting a Manticore he can barely hit anything 😂

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 роки тому +3

      @@matttale7918 Have you ever played dungeons and dragons? It's all in the roll of the dice.

  • @danieljohnson1951
    @danieljohnson1951 5 років тому +260

    "I have extreme syphilis..." when your terrible deception roll turns into a successful Intimidation check.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 роки тому +980

    1:27:15
    Nott: I'm of child-bearing age.
    Jester: Oh!
    Nott: Somewhere between 6 and 9.
    Jester: 👁👄👁

    • @bananasbloha
      @bananasbloha Рік тому +81

      Goblins are full adult at age 8 in DnD lore, but *spoiler* so what she saying is that her age are between 16 and 22 by human and *spoiler* standarts. Pretty huge range,but makes perfect sense in her situation.

    • @sof_t_
      @sof_t_ Рік тому +50

      Marisha: *quietly dying in the background*

    • @agathiandevaraj9757
      @agathiandevaraj9757 8 місяців тому +20

      Its funnier if you know that Sam set Scanlan's age as 69, and set Nott's age between 6 and 9

  • @jacobdavis5722
    @jacobdavis5722 5 років тому +438

    I like to imagine when Jester is out spending money, the Vex personality in Laura's brain is just shouting:
    "No, at least haggle a little!"
    "You're paying WAY to much for that!"
    "You're spending HOW MUCH on donuts?!"

    • @skytheneko
      @skytheneko 4 роки тому +2

      @ClicheDeathLord Who's he? Don't see a he anywhere in that comment smh

    • @talonfire1640
      @talonfire1640 4 роки тому +4

      Sky The Neko ClicheDeathLord probably got Vex and Vax confused

    • @skytheneko
      @skytheneko 4 роки тому

      @@talonfire1640 Yeah, I just wanted to subtly point it out hfjdh
      No ill feelings

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 4 роки тому +1

      @@skytheneko yeah get the men and their overbearing patriarchy out of here right.

    • @skytheneko
      @skytheneko 4 роки тому +1

      @@toastedt140 Wha-

  • @sprout_ful
    @sprout_ful 5 років тому +449

    15:49
    Nott: “Is it a stick?”
    Fjord: “It is...”
    Nott: “I like sticks!”
    Fjord: “Oohh shit...”
    Idk why this made me laugh so hard

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 роки тому +9

      After spending a full 60 seconds with an agonising rictus grin, I wonder if Nott's liking for fancy sticks has been curtailed any...

    • @terryt9833
      @terryt9833 4 роки тому +4

      we are totally overlooking Molly "I like manacles!"

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk 4 роки тому +2092

    Liam's commitment to character is insane. No one ever brings up the 'Take them out!' scream again, but makes so much sense now

    • @bloodmime
      @bloodmime 3 роки тому +70

      Dont spoil, but is there a reveal later that makes this make EVEN MORE sense?

    • @phoenixdzk
      @phoenixdzk 3 роки тому +84

      @@bloodmime it's not explicitly specified but yes. I'd recommend watching talks machina alongside because that's where they discuss it in detail

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma 3 роки тому +14

      Wait, when?? When???? I need to knoww

    • @jacobsanders3565
      @jacobsanders3565 3 роки тому +15

      @@Nixahma 2:28:58

    • @Paichan13
      @Paichan13 3 роки тому +65

      For anyone confused about this, answers come in about 40 or so episodes.

  • @witchcitywitch
    @witchcitywitch 2 роки тому +268

    Bless Matt for giving us Pumat Sol because if not we never would have Caduceus. Seeing Tal's pure joy at Pumat is just delightful.

  • @ashleyyoung8483
    @ashleyyoung8483 5 років тому +558

    Caleb: "Take them all! Take them out."
    Caleb: "Oh y'all are awake"
    Molly: "The party is over."
    Bua: "One day, we are going to a real long talk about all your problems."

  • @KyleMaxwell
    @KyleMaxwell 6 років тому +304

    Liam is so committed at 2:24:08 that he stays there and takes a five-minute nap...

  • @michaelbryant3640
    @michaelbryant3640 6 років тому +312

    "You stole an old blind man's food and money?"
    "I am the best!"
    Bahamut forever bless Nott :D

  • @friskybitzboi
    @friskybitzboi 2 роки тому +364

    Beau went jabbed Caleb directly in his trauma without even realizing- amazing

  • @Gordyan_Knot
    @Gordyan_Knot 6 років тому +656

    I like to imagine how *excited* Matt must have been to unveil Pumat Sol for the first time.

    • @kuhswincabauatan2607
      @kuhswincabauatan2607 5 років тому +29

      He returns is he a recurring character oh god i hope so

    • @chriscobb319
      @chriscobb319 5 років тому +7

      Time stamp please

    • @Dendrowo
      @Dendrowo 5 років тому +25

      "what do they look like"
      "they are shaped like a friend"

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 років тому +14

      yeah tight as he goes to describe the firbolg he smiles but it's very obviously pumat's smile for a moment. He's SO EXCITED to introduce this guy that he almost jumped the gun describing him!

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 5 років тому

      @@chriscobb319 3:10:40

  • @Notsodirky
    @Notsodirky 6 років тому +649

    How long did Caleb lay face down on the table after taking 3 crossbow bolts out of his chest? I couldnt stop laughing, no one else at the table even notice

    • @Chibipayne
      @Chibipayne 5 років тому +48

      They all do similar things. Travis played a statue for like nearly 10 minutes in the 1st campaign

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 5 років тому +16

      @@Chibipayne That scene was a serious ab workout, I laughed so hard I honestly cried

  • @DarkseedAlpha
    @DarkseedAlpha 6 років тому +332

    "We rolled a new character sheet" is now the official term of 2018 for any couple who is newly expecting.

  • @amh5ify
    @amh5ify 2 роки тому +462

    Matt’s look when he realizes how hurt Marisha is 😭😭
    HIM MOUTHING I LOVE YOU AHHHH

    • @kiap.4178
      @kiap.4178 Рік тому +5

      Whats the timestamp

    • @Stromm_Lordd_Games
      @Stromm_Lordd_Games Рік тому +22

      1:49:19

    • @Alirosa937
      @Alirosa937 Рік тому +4

      does anyone know how she got hurt?

    • @XCrisCrossed
      @XCrisCrossed Рік тому +17

      @@Alirosa937 when she twisted around to sneeze she did it so hard that she basically strained the muscle/cartilage around her rib area lmfao

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 6 років тому +2985

    I know Matt would be too humble to accept this praise, but I just can't believe how creative he is. The countless names of places and stores, the voices, the character descriptions, the layout of the map... I'll bet the party could throw a wrench into the daily plans and just say "We want to go here today!" and he'd have the entire town mapped out and ready for them to explore, plus have quests and stuff for them good to go.

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 років тому +227

      Abelhawk or maybe he has mad good improv skills and a bunch of maps and characters ready to go that could be anywhere. When I improv DM I just hang on to some random maps like tavern map, arena map, grove map etc. And if they go off the plan I just start plugging in resources and people, so in a way it doesn't matter where they go they still run into my content so its kinda illusion of choice lol.
      Great way to use anything they missed or characters that died or weren't really interacted with. Don't throw it away keep that stuff to plug in elsewhere. Someone like Mercer probably has a gigantic backlog to pull random characters and maps from.

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 6 років тому +122

      fieldy409 this right here is like, 80-90% of good dming. Source: am DM for 14 years counting. You'd be surprised how much you can be prepared for with so little prep time, with practice.

    • @TheOneAverageJoe
      @TheOneAverageJoe 6 років тому +84

      Abelhawk I mean, he did plan out their drug shopping so I have to agree with you

    • @AdventuresHobbies
      @AdventuresHobbies 6 років тому +4

      Agreed

    • @writinggamer8059
      @writinggamer8059 6 років тому +65

      He is a great storyteller but this is a common skill for writers and storytellers to have. The bonus is with his acting ability for voices. Having the skill to create characters and worlds is just like people who have a skill for math. He could be a novelist and really create this world in depth outside of the game or campaign guide. All of the groundwork is done.

  • @xxmidnight12xx18
    @xxmidnight12xx18 4 роки тому +656

    Molly Mauk is the biggest example of chaotic good I’ve ever seen.

    • @ethanwilliamson902
      @ethanwilliamson902 3 роки тому +8

      Not Jester?

    • @xxmidnight12xx18
      @xxmidnight12xx18 3 роки тому +15

      @@ethanwilliamson902 she comes second or very close equal.

    • @leovincent7417
      @leovincent7417 3 роки тому +23

      @@xxmidnight12xx18 She was pissed she had to save that baby tho

    • @xxmidnight12xx18
      @xxmidnight12xx18 3 роки тому +17

      @@leovincent7417 also true, chaotic neutral perhaps

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 3 роки тому +12

      I'd argue Molly is lawful, because it doesn't necessarily mean following the law of a country, but can also refer to your own code

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +248

    29:28 Caleb being so excited to analyze magical items is _adorable_
    It reminds me of when one has a special interest or hyperfixation, which is really nice as I have both towards different things.

  • @slimchelmi6940
    @slimchelmi6940 3 роки тому +332

    Liam's dedication to playing a guy that fainted is inspiring

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 6 років тому +1726

    Caleb has the "the DM does all the note taking for me" feat

    • @poisonisFunguy182
      @poisonisFunguy182 6 років тому +90

      Ricardo Rodriguez at least until the Dm cleverly gives them a month of downtime every now and then

    • @derrickh.5902
      @derrickh.5902 6 років тому +152

      Ricardo Rodriguez It's more of the "my character has all this information that only the DM has" feat

    • @owlbear3937
      @owlbear3937 6 років тому +314

      It’s the my character has a higher int score that me feat

    • @warlock1080
      @warlock1080 6 років тому +5

      I should look into this XD

    • @FacelessJester351
      @FacelessJester351 6 років тому +31

      It's the "I don't want to take notes" feat.

  • @cheezyboy5752
    @cheezyboy5752 3 роки тому +2081

    Proper respect for the amount of dedication Liam has towards material components for spells. I always forget in my campaigns XD

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz 3 роки тому +60

      Same, I just did three Identify's today and completely forgot I needed a pearl

    • @Natshuri
      @Natshuri 3 роки тому +151

      Honestly his dedication make the wizard so much more interesting and make me want to be more strict about it in my game because it give an othet level of immersion

    • @nateperkins9860
      @nateperkins9860 2 роки тому +42

      For many things an arcane focus can take the place of any material component without a gold value

    • @Glmorrs1
      @Glmorrs1 2 роки тому +41

      I just started with the second campaign after watching Exandria Unlimited: Calamity (I followed Brennan from Dimension 20), and I can tell right away Liam and Taliesin are old school D&D players. Like 2nd Ed/AD&D old school (where I started because my first DM’s dad taught him to play with AD&D, and my second DM mixed elements of AD&D with 3rd Edition).
      I especially remember my second DM telling us to either describe our spells/skills or give them a new name that our character would use for them. And he was real crunchy with the material components and how much of what coin we had. I’m not sorry that campaign ended the way it did, but I am sorry it ended when it did. I had good reasons for killing the rest of my party*.
      *I was a Chaotic Nuetral Drow rogue who used my position as lead scout to escape the Underdark. A group of traveling adventurers came upon me and instead of befriending me, they captured me and used me to scam small farming towns. They’d release me, I’d kill a cow, scare some poor farmer half to death, and then the rest of the party would show as “drow hunters”. We stage a fight, extort the farmers and townsfolk for what they’ve got, and move on. It’s not how I and our DM thought it would go, but it was funny so we went with it.
      We’d just really “stumbled” upon the main quest our DM had for us, when OOC (out-of-character) bullshit started seeping into our game. Our cleric was dating our ranger and they started having relationship problems, and it got to the point where one would bring up real world shit in the game. Like if we want the cleric the heal anybody the ranger needed to apologize for some high school bullshit drama.
      Then my twin brother, our tank, a half-orc barbarian, came up with a solution and our next session I put it into action. When it came time to make camp for the night, I convinced everyone that I could take watch because I’m a Drow, I can see in the dark, and I only need 4 hours meditation as opposed to 8 hours sleep. I asked the DM if everyone was asleep, rolled a natty 19, and said what my brother told me to say, “I’ve had enough of this being captive bullshit. If they’re all dead asleep, coup de grâces all around. Then I want to take the barbarian’s bag of holding and loot the bodies for everything g valuable, including teeth and hair.”
      Our DM thought it was hilarious, and he was sick of the bullshit, so he just allowed it. The barbarian obviously thought it was funny, the ranger and cleric were pissed as hell, and our mage got confused and asked, “Why the teeth and hair?”
      To sell to goblins. They can use the hair to make ropes and teeth for bullets in their slingshots.

    • @missingaria2503
      @missingaria2503 2 роки тому +11

      Unfortunately it was immediately followed by him being the worst kind of drama just to identify items. It was like Tibs was back and shopping again.

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 6 років тому +252

    "are you gonna do a critter contest to name your child".
    this is the internet, the answer
    childy mcchildface has been unanimously decided.

  • @no_gaming_talent
    @no_gaming_talent 2 роки тому +606

    Thanks to CWAL for making these
    0:56 Furry mayo
    6:35 BABY
    Recap 10:08
    Game start 12:45
    16:38 Goggles
    21:47 Cute Nott and Caleb Moment
    31:59 Snap!
    43:31 Jester and the Traveler
    50:33 Nott is the best
    58:58 Unsaid agreement
    1:03:19 Naming of the Mighty Nein
    1:08:20 YET
    1:11:56 He really should've changed his hair... (And Fjord's surname)
    1:26:15 Child bearing age
    Break start 1:31:10
    Art start 1:39:54
    Break end 1:48:35
    2:00:22 Bandit time
    2:04:31 Extreme syphillis
    2:23:26 Caleb no- (Also Liam is dedicated, holy fucktarts)
    2:28:59 Caleb has issues
    2:48:09 Watches and Zemnian
    3:12:13 PUMAT (Also clean Caleb)
    Moar art 3:34:19

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 4 роки тому +324

    Caleb: ”w e a r e *a s s h o l e s”* well at least they are consistent