The Gates of Zadash | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 8

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  • @galmorzu
    @galmorzu 5 років тому +2640

    *tosses ring for cat to chase*
    *Cat just watches it roll away with a mix of total disinterest and offense that one would think they cared to chase it*
    Expertly DM'd

  • @Feayeme
    @Feayeme 5 років тому +2024

    2:28:58 Liam just lying facedown for five full minutes just to get One (1) Character Moment in that no one's going to get for so many episodes, THAT MAN HAS DEDICATION

    • @Sophia-rk6ck
      @Sophia-rk6ck 4 роки тому +134

      Double .Hafer it took THIS COMMENT for me to realise that line is about the crystals. Everybody laughed!!!! What brilliant role playing from Liam

    • @jacobburke5523
      @jacobburke5523 4 роки тому +5

      @@Sophia-rk6ck what crystals

    • @Sophia-rk6ck
      @Sophia-rk6ck 4 роки тому +124

      @@jacobburke5523 Spoiler for episode 60-ish of campaign 2: Trent ikithon inserted crystals into calebs arms when he was at the solstrice academy (how i forget) to supposedly enhance his power as an experiment. thats why his original design had bandages on his forearms, there are scars underneath. "TAKE THEM OUT!" most likely refers to a flashback of when it was happening

    • @jacobburke5523
      @jacobburke5523 4 роки тому +2

      @@Sophia-rk6ck oh, thank you.

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 4 роки тому +9

      Double .Hafer I was about to comment on this, the length to which this man held the bit was insane

  • @miked7169
    @miked7169 6 років тому +5176

    As a geezer(I’ll be 62 this year), I played (mainly DM’d) D&D back in the 1970's, 80's and into
    the late 90's (I started with the original boxed set - with the dice you had to color in the numbers yourself). I gave it up for good about 20 years ago, sold all my stuff: dice, books, modules, figures, etc. Then I read an article about this show online where a group of people play D&D - and got hooked again. It took awhile but I got caught up on all the episodes just as they were streaming the Season 1 finale.
    I am now once again DM’ing a group, online this time as the players are in 3 different states now, with a couple of my original players that I have stayed in contact with over the years, and a few others, and am loving it, again!
    Thanks Critical Role!!

    • @natedog2014
      @natedog2014 6 років тому +56

      Congrats!!

    • @erostv9940
      @erostv9940 6 років тому +56

      If you ever need an extra player let me know! I have a couple characters workshoped and mainly being a DM it’s hard to find opportunities to play a PC.

    • @orangephanta4514
      @orangephanta4514 6 років тому +18

      Aww what a nice story

    • @EmerithsWhiskers
      @EmerithsWhiskers 6 років тому +28

      That's glorious to hear Mike! I have been hooked for 3 years now and enjoy both experiencing others worlds and running them. Long may our joys and woe's continue :D
      All the best,
      Dan

    • @songsayswhat
      @songsayswhat 6 років тому +17

      Oh, no! Why give it up? I'm 57, and though our real life means our face-to-face group doesn't meet often at all any longer, I find time to play on Roll20. It's a great hobby. Did you get your kids (if you have any) gaming? My spouse and I did.

  • @bluekryptonite1121
    @bluekryptonite1121 3 роки тому +1257

    This ep is really where the campaign hits a stride and takes shape. And Jester’s prayer to The Traveler legit gave me goosebumps and made me tear up a little

    • @MrPtrlix
      @MrPtrlix 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah unexpected tears :O

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille 2 роки тому +18

      Question that's a potential spoiler fi C2 (I don't know if I was spoiled for this plot point during C1 or if this is common knowledge so don't read on if you don't want to risk it):
      Do the gang know who The Traveler is, or is it just Laura? Or does she even know them by the other name/persona(s) we've met in C1 at this stage?

    • @kevinpappers4494
      @kevinpappers4494 2 роки тому +16

      @@RuailleBuaille the gang doesn't know. And even laura herself doesn't really know, other than that he's powerfull and that she thinks he's a god.

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille 2 роки тому +11

      @@kevinpappers4494 You have excellent timing! I just yesterday watched the episode where the gang got the big reveal, and in the subsequent Talks episode Laura said she had come to Matt initially with the idea that The Traveler be you-know-who, but by the end things had been so mysterious that even she didn't know if that's who they'd turn out to be.
      Watching everyone else start to realise who it was one by one was so good :D

    • @jenny_of_oldstones3523
      @jenny_of_oldstones3523 Рік тому

      I agree.. the freaking bandits fucked with the wrong party!!!

  • @stitch9847
    @stitch9847 5 років тому +2438

    1:17:00
    Caleb: What does that mean?
    Jester: sHe hAS SeX FOr maHnEy!

    • @osfichofis3453
      @osfichofis3453 3 роки тому +35

      hmmm-hmmm-hmmm

    • @hybridgamer4708
      @hybridgamer4708 3 роки тому +18

      I literally just made this bookmark for myself 😂😂

    • @sdswood3457
      @sdswood3457 4 місяці тому +4

      Her character is just utterly adorable

  • @TylerE86508
    @TylerE86508 5 років тому +1203

    8:40 begins intro
    10:04 begins recap
    12:49 game starts
    1:31:13 break to 1:48:37

  • @danielstandridge448
    @danielstandridge448 4 роки тому +3591

    Power move: pick the feat that says you cant forget anything, effectively turning the DM into your scribe...

    • @berrycos9
      @berrycos9 3 роки тому +160

      GENIUS POWER MOVE

    • @annaemmons3490
      @annaemmons3490 3 роки тому +281

      Best advice to any dm that this happens to, just turn on google doc voice write or whatever it’s called. It’s some setting that turns audio into words on paper

    • @ultimatedemon2
      @ultimatedemon2 3 роки тому +66

      @@annaemmons3490 actually huge, thank you so much

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 3 роки тому +96

      Feel like Liam is kinda abusing the feat to get out of note taking

    • @idcal2954
      @idcal2954 3 роки тому +206

      @@lnt305 oh yeah, but that's what it's there for. He has the feat so why not use it

  • @michaelvatore6007
    @michaelvatore6007 2 роки тому +1964

    Liam pretended to faint, laid facedown silent for 6 solid minutes and then scared the shit out of the rest of his cast members. Legend of a man right there.

    • @joes6507
      @joes6507 Рік тому +211

      In memory of Grog holding his “Hold Person” thumbs up for like five minutes in C1

    • @michaelvatore6007
      @michaelvatore6007 Рік тому +67

      @Joe S That was impressive. Everyone stopped paying attention to Travis after the first minute thirty, but he just kept it going as long as he could stand it.

    • @flopilop4596
      @flopilop4596 Рік тому +78

      But then he scream “take them out” as foreshadowing of the experiments done on him

    • @The_Fool91
      @The_Fool91 Рік тому +44

      Yeah, Liam is absolutely my favorite. I keep looking at him and his moments of being frozen. Probably from trauma. His character is a lot more intriguing to me.

    • @TheNahteb
      @TheNahteb Рік тому +6

      @@flopilop4596came here to make a similar comment. 😢😢

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 6 років тому +2296

    during the whole exchange where Jester explained how she got banished from Nicodranis you can just see Mollymauk becoming more and more proud of her

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 5 років тому +194

      Proud carnival mom

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +21

      @@handfulmousefly YES.

    • @ienzio7795
      @ienzio7795 3 роки тому +4

      @@Dragonessa007 It's just a saying

    • @deerhunter5248
      @deerhunter5248 3 роки тому +2

      @@Dragonessa007 proud carnival parent

  • @brendanwenger2020
    @brendanwenger2020 4 роки тому +5286

    Matt: *creates gods and royalty and powerful beings beyond mortal comprehension *
    Also Matt: And i will put 110% of my skill into this single shopkeeper...

    • @SiegeMusicProductions
      @SiegeMusicProductions 4 роки тому +324

      Brendan Wenger helps make the world feel more alive tbh. It’s really convincing to see him act out all of the smaller NPC’s

    • @GamerTagCaptCluel3ss
      @GamerTagCaptCluel3ss 4 роки тому +351

      THAT SHOPKEEPER IS MY FAVORITE NPC NOW

    • @cardboardbox331
      @cardboardbox331 4 роки тому +81

      Dumat Sol deserves it

    • @ianread7299
      @ianread7299 4 роки тому +150

      He sounds like a more excitable Eeyore. It's amazing.

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 4 роки тому +76

      Pumat swole is da man

  • @TheNinjaPandaGhost
    @TheNinjaPandaGhost 6 років тому +2298

    Liam plays Caleb so well, you can really see him attempting to form a bond with the group but having a little trouble doing so.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 5 років тому +124

      i honestly am afraid he has affection to a pretend cat

    • @Twilightsword64
      @Twilightsword64 5 років тому +149

      @@lukelblitz3627 to be fair in a talks episode he said that frumpkin is inspired by his cat from when he was little.

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 5 років тому +29

      And few Americans actually speak German sadly. It is a great language of thinkers and warriors.

    • @SamPlaysArma
      @SamPlaysArma 5 років тому +9

      @@PalleRasmussen also Nazis (sorry, not sorry)

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 5 років тому +68

      @@SamPlaysArma and American is the language of slavers and slave owners. So?

  • @megaqualium1169
    @megaqualium1169 Рік тому +970

    Jester: Having a touching moment with the traveller
    Beau: Mail fraud

  • @thelast749
    @thelast749 6 років тому +6260

    Jester: No one in our party can use this, I'm gonna sell this Glaive.
    *somewhere in the distance*
    Yasha: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 6 років тому +204

      glaives are cursed. better to get rid of them :(

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +47

      @@shadycactus6146 How are they "cursed"? Am I missing something?

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 6 років тому +115

      spoilers friend

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +37

      @@shadycactus6146 Fair enough.

    • @therealshadow99
      @therealshadow99 5 років тому +134

      This is what Ashley gets for not skyping in more...

  • @01mattdavenport
    @01mattdavenport 5 років тому +1817

    43:50 "I'm going to draw the cutest baby manticore you've ever seen...and it's DEAD!!"
    My favorite thing ever.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +34

      So much Dnd in one sentence

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 5 років тому +16

      I was scrolling through the comments and literally read this as she said it

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 4 роки тому +2

      Matt Davenport I imagine that banker guy from South Park”and it’s gone”

  • @TheStache_MTB
    @TheStache_MTB 5 років тому +3166

    17:30 Caleb "Look over here."
    Beau "Yeah?"
    Caleb "You look like a nerd."

  • @danieltopia
    @danieltopia Рік тому +270

    I love Laura's acting when she says that the Ruby of the Sea says hello. A mix of happy pleasantry, subtle intimidation, and expectancy waiting for his answer.

  • @rexmastersins9349
    @rexmastersins9349 4 роки тому +9600

    I'm at episode 8 and they already bought drugs, Killed a baby and pretended to have syphilis.
    I LOVE THIS CAMPAIGN

  • @samrowan6096
    @samrowan6096 6 років тому +1601

    The whole Pumat Sol scene was amazing, but my favourite moment specifically has to be when he introduces himself to Nott.
    *Nott:* (Terrified) "Y-you're large..."
    *Pumat Sol:* (Delighted) "You're small!"

    • @CorbiniteVids
      @CorbiniteVids 6 років тому +59

      He's my new favorite

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 років тому +41

      Matt's Pumat Sol... 😊👌 c'est le magnifique!
      I hope he becomes the new regular shopkeep!

    • @arielstarr9913
      @arielstarr9913 5 років тому +1

      e

    • @thememedream5788
      @thememedream5788 5 років тому +13

      @3:19:10

    • @joshuarose1381
      @joshuarose1381 5 років тому +6

      Pumat Sol is amazing like Gilmore and Victor rolled into 1 or 4 beautiful vendors

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 6 років тому +3220

    "You stole an old blind man's food and money."
    "I... AM THE BEST."

  • @no_gaming_talent
    @no_gaming_talent Рік тому +589

    Thanks to CWAL for making these
    0:56 Furry mayo
    6:35 BABY
    Recap 10:08
    Game start 12:45
    16:38 Goggles
    21:47 Cute Nott and Caleb Moment
    31:59 Snap!
    43:31 Jester and the Traveler
    50:33 Nott is the best
    58:58 Unsaid agreement
    1:03:19 Naming of the Mighty Nein
    1:08:20 YET
    1:11:56 He really should've changed his hair... (And Fjord's surname)
    1:26:15 Child bearing age
    Break start 1:31:10
    Art start 1:39:54
    Break end 1:48:35
    2:00:22 Bandit time
    2:04:31 Extreme syphillis
    2:23:26 Caleb no- (Also Liam is dedicated, holy fucktarts)
    2:28:59 Caleb has issues
    2:48:09 Watches and Zemnian
    3:12:13 PUMAT (Also clean Caleb)
    Moar art 3:34:19

  • @Nessmess001
    @Nessmess001 5 років тому +3675

    "every one who tries to buy me a drink, i sneak a silver in their pocket"
    why is molly such a sweetheart

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +437

      And then later in the episode he gives life advice to the people that were trying to rob them. I think he just loves making the world a better place, one person at a time, and in the most chaotic good way possible

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 років тому +201

      @@magiv4205 He is the uncle Iroh of the group.

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 5 років тому +99

      I think he could play a true chaotic evil character and still do nice little things. I don't think he's capable of making a character that I don't like.

    • @thesepretzelssuckass247
      @thesepretzelssuckass247 5 років тому +6

      *was

    • @emmacurran5121
      @emmacurran5121 5 років тому +11

      I heckin love the lad

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 4 роки тому +890

    Beau: “I’ll take my own room if you all don’t want in.”
    Jester: “...But we’ve always been roommates.”
    Beau: “Then come join me, girl!”
    Jester: “Okay!!”
    My heart melted.

  • @DuplaD
    @DuplaD 5 років тому +819

    Can we appreciate the moment when Beau decides to read the letters that she stole WEEKS ago (real time) and Matt reacts without ONE SINGLE SECOND of hesitation, explaining what is in them... mad respect.

    • @stevespielman
      @stevespielman 4 роки тому +19

      DuplaD And whips out the pre-prepared letter-prop!!!

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 4 роки тому

      but wasnt it 3 parcels that she stole, when did it become 4 letters?

    • @DuplaD
      @DuplaD 4 роки тому +5

      @@Pagan_Jak 1 parcel doesnt mean 1 letter, if 2 letters are to the same adress it is still the same parcel.

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 4 роки тому

      @@DuplaD ooohhhh ok that makes more sense

  • @marshalltodt6805
    @marshalltodt6805 3 роки тому +609

    I am always insanely jealous of Matt's ability to not only create and voice unique and memorable npcs but also to remember how each of them sound.

    • @ryankerins361
      @ryankerins361 Рік тому +9

      Me too! And they're all distinct and consistent. It's crazy! So many NPCs and almost all of them are completely distinct accents and personalities 😮

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann Рік тому +10

      He said at one point that he has a couple little notes describing how the character sounds, like "high-pitched, nasal Irish" or something similar written next to the character's name.

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary 4 роки тому +2329

    Hi, native German here. I just wanna say that Liam's Zemnian is hilarious (even moreso with the deadpan deliveries) and the pronunciation is on point.
    I love this represantation.
    Also I want Clockenticken to be a real word now.

    • @CocoAsticot
      @CocoAsticot 4 роки тому +50

      Didn't he say siebzehn was seven in an earlier episode? I assume he doesn't really know much German IRL, so that would be an excusable mistake. But yeah, it does sound good and he makes it believable!

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 4 роки тому +132

      @@CocoAsticot He took German in high school, so small mistakes are to be expected. His pronunciation however is AMAZING, all things considered.

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 4 роки тому +69

      I just started watching CR with this campaign and thought Liam WAS German.

    • @Zseventyone
      @Zseventyone 4 роки тому +8

      “Volfs” pronunciation would be funnier, no?

    • @privpi
      @privpi 4 роки тому +24

      @@CocoAsticot The mistake was cleared like 10 seconds sfter. Nott corrected him. Pronounced it wrong, but got the right word

  • @jahredharrison4069
    @jahredharrison4069 5 років тому +7445

    Laura: goes into labour mid-stream
    Matt: I'm gonna need you to make a constitution saving throw

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 років тому +264

      Am i bad person for laughing at this? Lol.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 років тому +582

      Travis and Laura rolled a Natural 20 on their Conception checks

    • @OOCMonster
      @OOCMonster 5 років тому +460

      @@deffdefying4803 You may joke about that, but my wife made a card that said "confirmed critical" when she discovered she was pregnant with our son.

    • @captainnwalps6689
      @captainnwalps6689 5 років тому +46

      Fails the roll

    • @MuffinzTutorials
      @MuffinzTutorials 5 років тому +49

      gets a Natural 1

  • @rachelgreenwald7946
    @rachelgreenwald7946 Рік тому +260

    I feel I need to share that at 1:13:40 when Sam says “tough” after Fjord, I immediately got an add for ford trucks that’s started with “built ford tough” and I absolutely lost my shit

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 11 місяців тому +2

      Hah! Nice.

  • @tutusandtattoos5179
    @tutusandtattoos5179 5 років тому +3876

    "Fjord"
    "Have you a surname?"
    "No"
    "Tough"

    • @jimbojazz6879
      @jimbojazz6879 5 років тому +435

      @@arne1781 Ford's motto is "Built Tough", referring to their trucks.

    • @jimbojazz6879
      @jimbojazz6879 5 років тому +312

      The guy I responded to deleted it and now here I am looking like a fool.

    • @marneus90
      @marneus90 5 років тому +300

      @@jimbojazz6879 Not a fool, because I had no idea what the joke was there. So thank's :D

    • @atomheartother
      @atomheartother 5 років тому +8

      @@jimbojazz6879 mood

    • @MrJechgo
      @MrJechgo 5 років тому +31

      Aw man... I lose it every time I watch it now XDD Just the fact that it completely defocuses Matt is hilarious XDD

  • @scottwagner2566
    @scottwagner2566 3 роки тому +4146

    Marisha: “Don’t make me laugh, it hurts.”
    Matt: “Alright, well here’s the funniest fuckin NPC of the campaign so far.”

    • @_nehalennia
      @_nehalennia 3 роки тому +262

      i'm only halfway through and the mere idea that there could be something even funnier than the syphilis bit is mind boggling

    • @CraftageNate
      @CraftageNate 3 роки тому +207

      Fjord
      *tough*

    • @mattesonmorgan2177
      @mattesonmorgan2177 3 роки тому +143

      I did not know I needed 4 identical Firbolg tonight.

    • @ConvictedHeart
      @ConvictedHeart 2 роки тому +71

      They're married. He's fulfilling his Husbandly duties by trolling her in this way. It's in the fine print under the wedding vows.

    • @trndrd
      @trndrd 2 роки тому +16

      @@mattesonmorgan2177 Having 3 Simulacrums would easily make that Furbolg powerful enough to destroy the city.

  • @calummcconnell7313
    @calummcconnell7313 6 років тому +3119

    I like how Mercerful the GM is, giving the poor, sightless humans a single pair of darkvision goggles: to share

    • @BRoyce69
      @BRoyce69 5 років тому +153

      Well like, Caleb has magic lights on command with his cantrip
      It's one of the few disadvantages of being a human in DnD might as well keep it to have some effect before they even hit level 4

    • @Euanbuddie
      @Euanbuddie 5 років тому +39

      I saw what you did there, magnificent haha

    • @haywoodjablome4271
      @haywoodjablome4271 5 років тому +60

      but really, after the previous campaign, I think he wanted to tone down the rate they received magic items to make creating challenging encounters a lil easier...purely conjecture though, as I havent heard him say so

    • @nicholasfotou2980
      @nicholasfotou2980 5 років тому +53

      Caleb also belongs to the school of transmutation wich allows him to make the transmuters stone. It can give caleb darkvision.

    • @scott6731
      @scott6731 5 років тому +56

      @@haywoodjablome4271 - Keep in mind episode one of campaign one they were level 8 or 9. That is the point where a lot of DMs start opening the better magic shops

  • @TrueRandomPlayer
    @TrueRandomPlayer 2 роки тому +1418

    1:13:39 "Have you a surname?"
    Fjord: "No."
    Nott: "Tough."
    Whole table: *Processing.*
    A second later: *Hyena laughter.*

    • @tokyoghettohippy
      @tokyoghettohippy 2 роки тому +25

      Could you explain it?

    • @TrueRandomPlayer
      @TrueRandomPlayer 2 роки тому +245

      @@tokyoghettohippy Like the truck brand Ford, they always say their trucks are built "Ford Tough". So if Fjord's surname was Tough, he'd be Fjord Tough

    • @tokyoghettohippy
      @tokyoghettohippy 2 роки тому +38

      @@TrueRandomPlayer Ooh, I get it! Thank you so much!

    • @pakki6555
      @pakki6555 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@TrueRandomPlayer ohhhh i understand now thanks

    • @idankatz8085
      @idankatz8085 Рік тому +61

      Sam can cast tasha's hideous laughter in real life

  • @LetsLapse
    @LetsLapse 4 роки тому +1561

    Jester: "Can you shoot fire from your hand? Can you shoot lightning from your hand? Can you catch things really well?"
    Mollymauk: "You can make a really good mac'n'cheese"
    Everyone: *silence*
    Taliesin's jokes go really underappreciated.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 роки тому +7

      Tbh... i dont get it....

    • @Knoxwoodcomix
      @Knoxwoodcomix 4 роки тому +94

      @@FatalHog I think it's a reference to the Hamburger Helper mascot being a glove

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 роки тому +3

      @@Knoxwoodcomix oh....

    • @aduckinlingerie
      @aduckinlingerie 4 роки тому +28

      Cameron Wood I thought it was just random and silly

    • @Knoxwoodcomix
      @Knoxwoodcomix 4 роки тому +12

      @@aduckinlingerie I thought so too, then I had to pause and dig deeper for a meaning and that's what I came up with 😂

  • @sillygoose7646
    @sillygoose7646 4 роки тому +1222

    The scene with Caleb trying to hide the wand from Jester has such big brother and little sister energy and I love it.

    • @honeysuckel1351
      @honeysuckel1351 4 роки тому +73

      Takes a long time to drop the vex and vax habits i guess

    • @quietlodestar
      @quietlodestar 3 роки тому +1

      @@lillymountainfarm why did you reply with this to an unrelated comment rather than making it an independent comment?

    • @lillymountainfarm
      @lillymountainfarm 3 роки тому +5

      @@quietlodestar I didn’t realize I commented on someone else’s comment when I was trying to comment an independent comment... I apologize

    • @quietlodestar
      @quietlodestar 3 роки тому +3

      @@lillymountainfarm you don't need to be sorry, i am in no way upset, i was just a bit confused.

    • @liamduffy733
      @liamduffy733 3 роки тому +7

      They’re just reliving past lives

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 4 роки тому +1288

    beau: what epic zemnian words can we use?
    german/zemnian: we’ve got some pretty cool ones, like-
    caleb: nein

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 4 роки тому +41

      I mean, before they were Vox Machina, they were The Shits

  • @Cyyberslam8
    @Cyyberslam8 2 роки тому +658

    One of my favorite things about re-watching M9, is how much Sam and Liam drop little easter eggs of their backstories that only they, Matt, and future critters re-watching would notice. The long con is real lol

    • @pholkos
      @pholkos 2 роки тому +8

      stories babeyyyyy!!!

    • @vanyelwolfshadow8276
      @vanyelwolfshadow8276 Рік тому +19

      sam had to one up himself from VM.... but liam needed to tag along. lol

  • @als2480
    @als2480 5 років тому +3784

    The way Jester talks about growing up in such denial about the loneliness of her childhood. Her "I would listen through the door and here her singing." That made me so sad. Like honey that's not normal.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +475

      Me too. The fact that she was joking and smiling through it all made it even sadder. I'm not caught up yet so I don't have more context, but whether she puts on the funny facade to deal with the loneliness or whether her childhood has actually left her a stunted person in such denial that she'll probably stay a child forever, both options are equally heartbreaking.

    • @cutecreeper33
      @cutecreeper33 5 років тому +208

      Jester protection squad

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 років тому +149

      #JesterProtectionSquad.

    • @thefakeslimshady8881
      @thefakeslimshady8881 5 років тому +250

      It really makes you love the traveler, he saw a lonely little girl and decided to teach her and play with her just to be her friend
      #travelerislove
      #travelerislife

    • @epicglitter7218
      @epicglitter7218 5 років тому +141

      same. at this point I guess the party didn't have a close enough bond for anyone to really push back on this, but I hope in later episodes they might. here Jester sounded a lot like a kid who doesn't realize that their messed up home life isn't "normal," like situations of neglect or abuse. breaks my heart to think how that whole situation impacted her, being stuck in her room, alone, and always told she had to stay hidden. yes she has the cheery, joking way about her and wants to bring joy to others... but maybe she's also hurting underneath all that?
      watching this episode made me wonder even more about the Traveler. did this entity choose Jester as a convert/devotee/"friend"/etc because she was lonely, or seemed vulnerable? how will she react if the Traveler isn't all she hoped?

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ 5 років тому +1416

    These dudes bullshitted their way out of a 9 vs 6 fight by using STD's and Thanos'ing the leader. That's why I love D&D

    • @Pluveus
      @Pluveus 5 років тому +60

      To be fair, three of them were also half dead also.

    • @HyenaFox
      @HyenaFox 5 років тому +94

      Yeah, that's also one of the things I love about the Critical Role cast specifically. They all cover for each other so well in any situation that needs it.
      I mean, obviously they've all done some form of improv, and they're all professional actors, but still, they're all able to think incredibly quickly on their feet and just bullshit their way out of any situation.

    • @epicglitter7218
      @epicglitter7218 5 років тому +32

      @@HyenaFox I agree! I think the combo of their acting skills, longtime friendship, and passion for the game makes CR truly special! I also think it opens a lot of intriguing (and entertaining) possibilities just knowing that there's more than one way through encounters, and fighting might not always be the best choice. certainly makes some of the non-combat skills & stats that much more valuable to the party...

    • @JRTIntervencion
      @JRTIntervencion 4 роки тому +20

      Wait, is this episode the intro of the bandits? Omgg yasss I'm in for a treat, again!!

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 роки тому +1

      50:55

  • @joes6507
    @joes6507 Рік тому +525

    Based on her strength and dexterity scores, Jester must have spent her isolated childhood doing parkour in the attic of her mothers establishment

    • @tjet34
      @tjet34 Рік тому +36

      Much like prisoners doing sit-ups and push-ups all day, she didn't have much else to do.

    • @cren189
      @cren189 10 місяців тому +19

      Like every five year old lol

    • @peterrose5373
      @peterrose5373 8 місяців тому +1

      Good hetaera have to keep in shape. I expect there's exercise routines.

    • @loganslone3954
      @loganslone3954 6 місяців тому +7

      Jester: I was bored and by myself most of the time, so I spent my time getting JACKED * splits a log with the handle of an axe *

  • @tiltawurl272
    @tiltawurl272 6 років тому +4337

    “My goal is to go into labor while we’re playing...” - Laura Bailey
    And then he was born on a Thursday 😁

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 6 років тому +172

      and during the stream itself!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 років тому +59

      You two have got to be joking?!

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 5 років тому +406

      @@davidbeppler3032 nope
      Laura and Travis weren't there for the episode with the Fjord/Jester/Yasha/Iron Shepherds cliffhanger and the others explained that it was because she'd gone into labour. And then right as they went into the break Liam got a message and started to say something about them. As far as we can tell, that was presumably when Ronin was born

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 років тому +20

      😮... Nooo.... Not "Ronin"! Really?!😕

    • @thomasmusgrave7595
      @thomasmusgrave7595 5 років тому +307

      @@KickyFut its their fuckin baby are u really complaining about the name

  • @screamindivr14567
    @screamindivr14567 4 роки тому +803

    Can we please talk about how utterly heartbreaking it was to listen to Jester say she'd be alone if she could keep her one friend? Laura Bailey! That was amazing acting. Showing such vulnerability in a character that's been nothing but chipper and playful, and yet make it seem so genuine. I already loved her acting, but now...

    • @TylerBuenoMusic
      @TylerBuenoMusic 3 роки тому +16

      My wife plays the same way with her characters. Last night we had an impromtu session of our campaign.. Sadly it was at the same time as CR. But my character was trying to save hers when I was about to die she caved and went with the man who was after her. My character was defeated. We had just admitted we loved each other. I was nearly in tears. But my wife usually has her characters sacrifice her happiness for the cause. Not quite the same as jester but close.

    • @bloodmime
      @bloodmime 3 роки тому +6

      Honestly made me tear up

    • @matthewperry9719
      @matthewperry9719 3 роки тому +3

      IF I wAS in this cAmpAign I would get up And hug her not my character. Me

  • @adarian
    @adarian 4 роки тому +463

    The fact that a group of people who have multiple times claimed syphilis are heading to an inn named "The Leaky Tap" should not be understated.

  • @chadmtmyers
    @chadmtmyers Рік тому +447

    "Right." "Right." "Right." "Right." - Matt Mercer voicing four extremely scared failure bandits. So simple, yet hilariously delivered.

  • @BornAScout
    @BornAScout 4 роки тому +520

    1:03:55 the moment the legend was born. Don't get me wrong, I started watching during campaign 1 and loved every moment. But there's a big difference between being introduced to Vox Machina (already established) and getting to see the M9 pick their name and start coming into their own.

    • @adarian
      @adarian 4 роки тому +35

      Well, Vox Machina was not their first name before the show. It was "The S.H.I.T.'s" Super High Intensity Team when they played at home but they changed that when they were discussing doing the stream, a good decision overall I would say.

    • @BornAScout
      @BornAScout 4 роки тому +48

      @@adarian I know, but it's less of the name and more of them becoming a party. Neither VM or M9 started out working together, and when they did it was for convenience, until they trusted each other and formed a strong bond. VM became a connected party pre-stream; & I thought it was cool to watch that happen with the M9

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 4 роки тому +6

      It did feel really...important.
      **The Critters will remember that.**

    • @IrisCorven
      @IrisCorven 4 роки тому +11

      It's not even so much that we get to see them pick their name. It's the fact that it came so naturally.
      "The Mighty! Yeah!"
      "What are some cool words in Zemnian?"
      "We are the Mighty Nein."
      Like, in the space of 15 seconds, they found it. That's crazy.

    • @azyiasteelheart8053
      @azyiasteelheart8053 4 роки тому +14

      Its exactly why I struggled to get into Campaign 1. We missed this entire part of the story of how they came together as a party and why they treat each other in certain manners, where as we get to see the Mighty Nein from the very start, and it is a joy to watch the journey from beginning to end.

  • @GregPivo87
    @GregPivo87 4 роки тому +948

    I like to imagine the original Ruby of the Sea song was a very beautiful work of art, it brought tears to your eyes if you ever heard it.
    4 or 5 rounds of Narrative Telephone later, "The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever!"

    • @snoproblem
      @snoproblem 3 роки тому +47

      More of a jingle, really.

    • @thejanitor3337
      @thejanitor3337 3 роки тому +8

      @@snoproblem Not after R Morgan Slade got his hands on it!

    • @anamitraroy1681
      @anamitraroy1681 3 роки тому

      Can you link the original song?

    • @GregPivo87
      @GregPivo87 3 роки тому +25

      @@anamitraroy1681 It was a joke that there was once a beautiful song that got eroded & eroded as people kept singing it from memory of memory of memory. Much like Narrative Telephone takes a well-told story and turns it into "I'm Beau! I'm fuckin' Beau, I'm Beau, fuckin', Beauregard Lionett! I'm fuckin' Beau!"

    • @clavisno9197
      @clavisno9197 3 роки тому +3

      well from the wording, as Laura is describing it with 'three guys at a time', small group around at once. it's more then just a simple lay.

  • @Robocrafter-bq9bq
    @Robocrafter-bq9bq 5 років тому +2164

    Only Matt Mercer would roll for the results of Rock Paper Scissors between 2 NPCs he's controlling

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 років тому +119

      Nah, I would too. To be fair, he likely had a funny idea for both outcomes and decided to make it actually random for even more fun!

    • @TheodoreMinick
      @TheodoreMinick 5 років тому +49

      Pretty standard DMing. Odd, the guy on the right, even, the guy on the left. Or high/low.

    • @ethanpeterson5640
      @ethanpeterson5640 4 роки тому +50

      *Boulder Parchment Shears

    • @Crimson-1997
      @Crimson-1997 4 роки тому +3

      Don't blame him

    • @laserlights9684
      @laserlights9684 2 роки тому +8

      *Laughs in tiefling* one of my players tried to throw a bag of unstable potions out the winow of a ship. I had to roll 10 d20 for hits and ALOT of damage it blow the character and the ship up. Sinking and causing more chaos then was already happening. They survived because of a polymorph potion and a nat 20.

  • @woollyhat.
    @woollyhat. 2 роки тому +1641

    Liam: "I'm sure my old german teacher is very proud of me"
    Liam last episode: "siebzehn (seventeen) means seven"

    • @missmoonlight7366
      @missmoonlight7366 2 роки тому +75

      I was so confused because of this "siebzehn" xD

    • @mungusman3016
      @mungusman3016 Рік тому +89

      I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE CAUGHT THAT
      IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY

    • @green_witch6545
      @green_witch6545 Рік тому +17

      Really I could have sworn he said Sieben, but also my German is bad so i could be wrong.

    • @cl3matis
      @cl3matis Рік тому +23

      @@green_witch6545 can confirm he said siebzehn

    • @standingdoor7077
      @standingdoor7077 Рік тому +9

      He was also being sarcastic.

  • @lucasgray1492
    @lucasgray1492 5 років тому +194

    When Jester was explaining why she left home Molly just got prouder and prouder and Beau was just so amused

  • @cheezyboy5752
    @cheezyboy5752 3 роки тому +2073

    Proper respect for the amount of dedication Liam has towards material components for spells. I always forget in my campaigns XD

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz 3 роки тому +60

      Same, I just did three Identify's today and completely forgot I needed a pearl

    • @Natshuri
      @Natshuri 3 роки тому +149

      Honestly his dedication make the wizard so much more interesting and make me want to be more strict about it in my game because it give an othet level of immersion

    • @nateperkins9860
      @nateperkins9860 2 роки тому +42

      For many things an arcane focus can take the place of any material component without a gold value

    • @Glmorrs1
      @Glmorrs1 2 роки тому +41

      I just started with the second campaign after watching Exandria Unlimited: Calamity (I followed Brennan from Dimension 20), and I can tell right away Liam and Taliesin are old school D&D players. Like 2nd Ed/AD&D old school (where I started because my first DM’s dad taught him to play with AD&D, and my second DM mixed elements of AD&D with 3rd Edition).
      I especially remember my second DM telling us to either describe our spells/skills or give them a new name that our character would use for them. And he was real crunchy with the material components and how much of what coin we had. I’m not sorry that campaign ended the way it did, but I am sorry it ended when it did. I had good reasons for killing the rest of my party*.
      *I was a Chaotic Nuetral Drow rogue who used my position as lead scout to escape the Underdark. A group of traveling adventurers came upon me and instead of befriending me, they captured me and used me to scam small farming towns. They’d release me, I’d kill a cow, scare some poor farmer half to death, and then the rest of the party would show as “drow hunters”. We stage a fight, extort the farmers and townsfolk for what they’ve got, and move on. It’s not how I and our DM thought it would go, but it was funny so we went with it.
      We’d just really “stumbled” upon the main quest our DM had for us, when OOC (out-of-character) bullshit started seeping into our game. Our cleric was dating our ranger and they started having relationship problems, and it got to the point where one would bring up real world shit in the game. Like if we want the cleric the heal anybody the ranger needed to apologize for some high school bullshit drama.
      Then my twin brother, our tank, a half-orc barbarian, came up with a solution and our next session I put it into action. When it came time to make camp for the night, I convinced everyone that I could take watch because I’m a Drow, I can see in the dark, and I only need 4 hours meditation as opposed to 8 hours sleep. I asked the DM if everyone was asleep, rolled a natty 19, and said what my brother told me to say, “I’ve had enough of this being captive bullshit. If they’re all dead asleep, coup de grâces all around. Then I want to take the barbarian’s bag of holding and loot the bodies for everything g valuable, including teeth and hair.”
      Our DM thought it was hilarious, and he was sick of the bullshit, so he just allowed it. The barbarian obviously thought it was funny, the ranger and cleric were pissed as hell, and our mage got confused and asked, “Why the teeth and hair?”
      To sell to goblins. They can use the hair to make ropes and teeth for bullets in their slingshots.

    • @missingaria2503
      @missingaria2503 2 роки тому +11

      Unfortunately it was immediately followed by him being the worst kind of drama just to identify items. It was like Tibs was back and shopping again.

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 4 роки тому +1829

    "Anyone who buys me a drink I put a silver in their pocket."
    Molly is pure boi.

    • @elijaaaah
      @elijaaaah 4 роки тому +114

      I was half expecting nott to say "I go around and take a silver out of the pocket of everyone who bought us a drink"

  • @failedattemptdnd
    @failedattemptdnd Рік тому +597

    Marisha cracks a rib sneezing, Laura is pregnant and yet, they continue to play without altering the process. Kuddos, y’all are awesome and dedicated

    • @shantanusakpal6910
      @shantanusakpal6910 11 місяців тому +9

      That explains the mama bear tees

    • @thefonz8373
      @thefonz8373 7 місяців тому +2

      Yep I have seen my party stop the game for much less.. That looked painful. At best, I have bitten my tongue when I had an uncontrollable sneeze XD

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 6 місяців тому +1

      I didn’t understand it when I first watched it, but just last weekend I think I bruised a rib sneezing and now I get it…it HURTS. Feels better now tho 😊

  • @MerrickTheGreat
    @MerrickTheGreat 5 років тому +911

    I'm disappointed in the comments no one said anything about Roy Mustang getting the fire gloves

    • @srlong1123
      @srlong1123 5 років тому +56

      Rob Cormier I can’t believe I missed this.

    • @Ioraek
      @Ioraek 5 років тому +19

      Haha omg

    • @jpobi9880
      @jpobi9880 5 років тому +20

      HOLY SHIT.

    • @chriscobb319
      @chriscobb319 5 років тому +5

      I know right!

    • @stevenmanley8924
      @stevenmanley8924 5 років тому +15

      THANK YOU! I thought I was alone in dramatically snapping my fingers through that sequence.

  • @tazmon122
    @tazmon122 4 роки тому +2057

    i'm sure this isn't original, but i can't find the source.
    Laura: Travis, we should have a baby
    Travis: ok
    (bursting into the room) Matt Mercer: how do you want to do this?

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 роки тому +74

      Pull-out King (a username from Talks Machina questions and clearly a Couch salesman) is not impressed Travis

    • @joepizza4514
      @joepizza4514 4 роки тому +5

      420th like

    • @themagicalbush
      @themagicalbush 4 роки тому +112

      How much piercing damage does Laura take?

    • @LouZevedo
      @LouZevedo 4 роки тому +63

      @@themagicalbush NO-

    • @shyfrog3731
      @shyfrog3731 4 роки тому +55

      @@themagicalbush 69 Piercing damage, plus [rolls 3d12]... 16 Psychic damage.

  • @marianoflibrarian2401
    @marianoflibrarian2401 4 роки тому +1173

    Caleb can barely hit an enemy with the exception of a random bandit with 39 damn damage.

    • @lazynoodle6739
      @lazynoodle6739 3 роки тому +122

      He needs to pretend to have extreme syphilis every time before battle then. Tha's the only way

    • @jan-ema
      @jan-ema 3 роки тому +85

      @@lazynoodle6739 "i cast extreme syphilis"

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 роки тому +11

      @@lazynoodle6739 That or scream real loud "I got the clap" that works too

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 3 роки тому +6

      Meanwhile when fighting a Manticore he can barely hit anything 😂

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 роки тому +3

      @@matttale7918 Have you ever played dungeons and dragons? It's all in the roll of the dice.

  • @witchcitywitch
    @witchcitywitch 2 роки тому +264

    Bless Matt for giving us Pumat Sol because if not we never would have Caduceus. Seeing Tal's pure joy at Pumat is just delightful.

  • @Irisedpig
    @Irisedpig 6 років тому +1114

    If someone doesn't say "Come on, Fjord, focus!" at some point during this campaign I will be sorely disappointed

    • @FonziMarquez
      @FonziMarquez 6 років тому +51

      Already made a Fjord pun already. Nott asked if he was a Fjord Explorer or a Fjord Escape

    • @BBBness
      @BBBness 6 років тому +44

      Don't forget the Fjord Mustang.

    • @fnc_sunshine2205
      @fnc_sunshine2205 6 років тому +37

      Not to mention the Fjord Expedition

    • @MrEndovision
      @MrEndovision 6 років тому +27

      He is a magic using character, so there is already a fjord focus.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 років тому +19

      He needs to be the host for a party in the local tavern. It would be a
      Fjord Fiesta.

  • @spacecowboyeddie6803
    @spacecowboyeddie6803 6 років тому +3744

    Liam: *intricate, well-motivated, and dedicated character dialogue and actions*
    Also Liam: Okay. I squeeze out a single fart and go back to the cart.

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +251

      That is why Liam is most commonly one of my favorites. He knows just how serious to be, and he knows when it's right to break tension. I honestly don't mind Marisha and Beau, they can be fun and interesting in their own right, but she could seriously use a few lessons from how Liam played/plays Vax/Caleb.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 років тому +160

      Marisha has vastly improved since Keyleth... I think a monk is a much less complicated class, which lets her focus more on the tiny details of her character.
      Liam, being someone who has many years of D&D experience doesn't usually get bogged down by his character, so he can focus on his role-playing more. He does seem to go too dark with his characters, tho. Can be a lil depressing...😓

    • @jarredleboeuf7224
      @jarredleboeuf7224 5 років тому +36

      @@KickyFut Marisha actually has more DnD experience than Liam.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 років тому +17

      Wait... How? Even if they both started at the same time, Liam DM's the one-shots as well as plays DM with his kids.

    • @ShenanigansTVLive
      @ShenanigansTVLive 5 років тому +35

      @@KickyFut What was the matter when she was Keyleth? (I haven't seen Campaign 1 yet and am working through campaign 2).
      Also, I really like a bit of darkness in the characters.

  • @ella353
    @ella353 5 років тому +4702

    I love how Caleb gets more German as the series continues.

    • @HitDiffrent
      @HitDiffrent 4 роки тому +163

      As a german speaker I appreciate it a lot ☺️

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 роки тому +97

      ​@@HitDiffrent Jap, mal abgesehn davon das sachen einfach lustiger werden weil man den zweiten sinn dahinter versteht wie wenn Liam flucht xD
      Es ist wirklich erfrischend :D

    • @benjaminklein8379
      @benjaminklein8379 4 роки тому +13

      MasumiSeike nein

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike 4 роки тому +10

      @@benjaminklein8379 Doch ;P

    • @Turd_Rocket
      @Turd_Rocket 4 роки тому +4

      @@MasumiSeike Ja.

  • @acomet2509
    @acomet2509 2 роки тому +488

    “Have you ever killed someone before?”
    “Not like that”
    Oh…Caleb

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 3 роки тому +3314

    "Anybody who tries to buy me a drink, I slip a silver into their pocket."
    Wow. Talisen is really playing Molly as the type of guy you wouldn't expect to be so nice. Like, he's so kind and generous. I love it.

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 3 роки тому +67

      It's such a nice breath of fresh air to come from Percy who was a dick most of the time to Molly who is nice to everyone and protecting Caleb

    • @andrewjustice210
      @andrewjustice210 3 роки тому +77

      It’s almost like he is of a chaotic nature….

    • @andromedastormcrow3288
      @andromedastormcrow3288 3 роки тому +43

      Molly is amazing

    • @rockassassin64
      @rockassassin64 3 роки тому +182

      yeah love him I hope nothing bad ever happens to him

    • @kuroneko1813
      @kuroneko1813 3 роки тому +38

      @@rockassassin64 lmao

  • @narkingsonthegreat6905
    @narkingsonthegreat6905 6 років тому +2945

    So if Fjord got together with Jester's mom, would she be a Fjord escort?

    • @easy2bcheesy149
      @easy2bcheesy149 6 років тому +81

      Narkingson The Great oh gods why

    • @Starcraftgamer97
      @Starcraftgamer97 6 років тому +423

      He might not be able to aFjord Jester's mom.
      ...
      I'll see myself out.

    • @ZestonN
      @ZestonN 6 років тому +7

      😂

    • @brofelixthecat8233
      @brofelixthecat8233 6 років тому +20

      Starcraftgamer97 that was glorious...😂😂

    • @alexanderburke2973
      @alexanderburke2973 6 років тому +103

      I'd like to Fjord Escape from this train of thought.

  • @madelineslack8797
    @madelineslack8797 4 роки тому +1632

    Matt mouthing "I love you" to Marisha at 1:49:19? Better than therapy, healing,,, who needs medicine

    • @Juneberryknight
      @Juneberryknight 4 роки тому +135

      The Sophisticated Orange you could say they were healing words

    • @Cedalion
      @Cedalion 4 роки тому +94

      i’m crying it’s so pure they’re so adorable

    • @farewell.wanderlust
      @farewell.wanderlust 4 роки тому +50

      so. cute. brain cannot function. time to *melt.*

    • @myoldusernamewascursed
      @myoldusernamewascursed 4 роки тому +25

      No shit. Teared up a little.

    • @pixiekit
      @pixiekit 4 роки тому +34

      I didn’t catch it before, but his face when he says it too much

  • @Plasstyre
    @Plasstyre 2 роки тому +346

    I love how wholesome the group can be, from Nott's birthday to the way they cared about Jester's past, to Matthew really caring when Marisha hurt herself, it's all just so precious.

    • @jerau2990
      @jerau2990 2 роки тому +23

      Matt caring for Marisha was real sweet, but remember they are married IRL😃

    • @davesmith3330
      @davesmith3330 Рік тому +5

      That makes it better.

    • @jasongustafson2691
      @jasongustafson2691 Рік тому +14

      I mean ... his wife. I would very much hope he cares about his wife.

  • @mikayladempsey7157
    @mikayladempsey7157 4 роки тому +507

    "I have full faith in untrustworthy people" Taliesin is a gift to humanity with his one-liners

  • @JoonVeen
    @JoonVeen 4 роки тому +486

    The part where Laura fully roleplays as Jester talking about her bittersweet secret upbringing for like 5 straight minutes what the heck? That's theatre right there!

  • @estri5402
    @estri5402 5 років тому +779

    14:18
    Kaleb: He was burned alive in front of me
    Beau: Yeah but you did that though

    • @brennag7962
      @brennag7962 4 роки тому +51

      (Spoilers)
      If you're from the future, y'all know how frickin sad this statement is 😭

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 роки тому +45

      Me knowing Caleb’s backstory: *ääääghh*

    • @nitidiuscula
      @nitidiuscula 4 роки тому +25

      @@froggdoggs8551 right???!?!!!?!!! 😫Rewatching these early episodes there is soooo much foreshadowing

    • @dylandenney3980
      @dylandenney3980 4 роки тому +8

      @@nitidiuscula and even some fjoreshadowing

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 роки тому +968

    1:27:15
    Nott: I'm of child-bearing age.
    Jester: Oh!
    Nott: Somewhere between 6 and 9.
    Jester: 👁👄👁

    • @bananasbloha
      @bananasbloha Рік тому +79

      Goblins are full adult at age 8 in DnD lore, but *spoiler* so what she saying is that her age are between 16 and 22 by human and *spoiler* standarts. Pretty huge range,but makes perfect sense in her situation.

    • @sof_t_
      @sof_t_ Рік тому +48

      Marisha: *quietly dying in the background*

    • @agathiandevaraj9757
      @agathiandevaraj9757 6 місяців тому +16

      Its funnier if you know that Sam set Scanlan's age as 69, and set Nott's age between 6 and 9

  • @jasongreenwood479
    @jasongreenwood479 6 років тому +2158

    *fast forward a couple years to Willingham-Bailey household*
    “bathtime!”
    *tiny piping voice* “I would like to rage!”

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 6 років тому +124

      Jason Greenwood I would love to see them on halloween or something. They dress up as Vox Machina, Travis as Grog, Laura as Vex and baby as like, Scanlan or Pike.
      They can do Mihty Nein by having Travis be Fjord, Laura be Jester and baby be Nott

    • @willferrellssweetnips
      @willferrellssweetnips 6 років тому +106

      Or maybe put the litte one in a Trinket outfit

    • @booklover900
      @booklover900 6 років тому +19

      Baby Trinket would be adorable!!

    • @TiliaCordata
      @TiliaCordata 6 років тому +36

      If his teddy bear gets ripped: "Fix him!"

    • @nathanieldurfee5419
      @nathanieldurfee5419 6 років тому +31

      "I would like to bathe!"

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 4 роки тому +2544

    "I'm of child-bearing age"
    I took psychic damage just by hearing that

    • @RealityBoy101
      @RealityBoy101 4 роки тому +232

      You will take "Lore Damage" by the time you realize why in future episodes.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 роки тому +85

      @@RealityBoy101 dare i ask?
      Edit: i just..... yeah, i realized what that meant... yeah.... really sad

    • @wimtood
      @wimtood 4 роки тому +118

      And before that, Sam's panic face as they question Caleb about whether he has kids.

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 4 роки тому +11

      Unrelated but what caused everyone to lose it at 1:13:43 ?

    • @RealityBoy101
      @RealityBoy101 4 роки тому +101

      @@johnpaulcross424 The joke on Fjord's name. "Fjord Tuff" or "Ford Tough" as in the truck.
      Sam made a truck pun.

  • @justiceiro47
    @justiceiro47 4 роки тому +163

    3:17:31
    "oh, that´s some wizard stuff"
    i don´t know why, but i love that line. pumat just nonchalantly making an almost meta commentary.
    i just love it.

    • @Hannah99TW
      @Hannah99TW 3 роки тому +3

      It's even funnier because he himself IS A WIZARD

  • @asgreen33
    @asgreen33 Рік тому +619

    Rewatching this, hearing Caleb wake up screaming "TAKE THEM OUT! TAKE THEM OUT!" after knowing his backstory is so damn horrifying/heartbreaking

    • @betweenthedash
      @betweenthedash Рік тому +82

      This is my first watch but that moment already left me feeling kinda off, glad to know it’ll pay off later

    • @man0fbronze79
      @man0fbronze79 Рік тому +41

      Same. Looking forward to more like this. Liam is always fantstic.

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 Рік тому +25

      Yeah esp considering he just disintegrated a person right after having ptsd from killing someone, rolling shit for so long when using fire and then literally killing two people one after the other with a lucky streak, or unlucky in his case i g

    • @jackgill1550
      @jackgill1550 Рік тому +7

      I really don't think it has anything to do with his backstory, he was just shot 3 times. Albeit he took them out but I'd be willing to bet he was just shouting about the arrows and not his backstory. At least Id be thinking about the last thing that happened to me before I died upon waking up again

    • @goose1415
      @goose1415 Рік тому +6

      ​@@jackgill1550He said once on Talks Machina I believe that it was related to his backstory

  • @Kyuukami
    @Kyuukami 3 роки тому +797

    The ruby of the sea song is one of my favorite moments (1:17:27). Matt and Marisha just giggling uncontrollably, Travis saying "I'm fucking dead, I'm dead, what was that", Liam & Taliesin and Sam saying "it sounds better in the original infernal," together and Laura just regretting it as soon as it came out of her mouth. I laugh every time I watch it.

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 3 роки тому +39

      Liam and Sam just proving once again that they are most certainly husband and husband

    • @harmony8623
      @harmony8623 2 роки тому +3

      Can someone please explain why it’s funny? I really don’t understand it

    • @floofzykitty5072
      @floofzykitty5072 2 роки тому +28

      @@harmony8623 anime dub voice actors get a lot of flak and harassment online just for doing their jobs, and a lot of it is from people who don’t have the linguistic knowledge to even tell what good Japanese voice acting sounds like.
      “It sounds better in the original Infernal” = “It sounds better in the original Japanese”
      Most if not all of them have done dub VA so they gave all experienced this

    • @thecharredremain
      @thecharredremain 2 роки тому +2

      Same! One of my favorite moments ever

  • @estri5402
    @estri5402 5 років тому +420

    17:27
    Beau, putting on the goggles: Its like night vision- its like I can see things
    Kaleb: look at me
    Beau:*turns to him*
    Kaleb: you look like a nerd

    • @VitaNewbo
      @VitaNewbo 4 роки тому +15

      Says guy who later drops 150 gold on Paper and Ink alone.

    • @trinifernandez8870
      @trinifernandez8870 4 роки тому +4

      true sibiling dynamic right there

  • @Nixahma
    @Nixahma 3 роки тому +1957

    The cast: Please. Please for *once.* Just fucking *once.* Do a normal sponsor.
    Sam:
    Sam: Mayonaise fursona.

    • @thedutchess3
      @thedutchess3 2 роки тому +35

      You got the perfect warlock..

    • @voicechatty
      @voicechatty Рік тому +29

      @@thedutchess3 Sam's mayo fursona ad seemed like a reaction to his DnD Beyond jingle (C2E7). He may have realized "I need to lower the bar on my ad reads (again) or sponsors will start expecting me to do stuff like this every week" and thought up something unmarketable. Considering the eventual commercial success and immediate recognition of the cast, Sam may have felt uncomfortable with the precedent this ad set: ua-cam.com/video/A4BuL886bJA/v-deo.html
      Also #OpenDnd

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress Рік тому +4

      @@voicechatty makes sense yeah... I think I'd make me feel uncomfortable too. Smart of him

    • @joshuaryals6358
      @joshuaryals6358 Рік тому +2

      Sam is the f*cking best

    • @Daniel-ix6nq
      @Daniel-ix6nq 7 місяців тому +1

      Me who always skips the intro and breaks: I'm sorry, DA FAQ!?

  • @thecupcakestealer101
    @thecupcakestealer101 3 роки тому +262

    Molly will see a young person and go "is anybody going to raise that" and won't even wait for an answer

  • @MasterChick184
    @MasterChick184 6 років тому +216

    1:27:10
    PSA: Never turn your body and sneeze. Marisha learned the hard way.
    As a RN, you'll be surprised how many of my patients cracked a rib because of sneezing/coughing too hard or the wrong way. Luckily, Marisha didn't crack a rib as stated on twitter by Matt. Seriously though! I hope you are feeling better, Marisha and everyone else that fell victim to the cold. A bottle of hand sanitizer should be present at the table. Especially now we have Laura carrying a little Critter!

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 років тому +1

      If she would ever wear bloody sleeves she could just sneeze into her elbow...😅

  • @sherlockbones8446
    @sherlockbones8446 3 роки тому +639

    Imagine thinking you found some easy marks and then your leader gets knocked into the air by a lollipop and incinerated by 3 rays of pure fire.

    • @Ston3D.FreeN7
      @Ston3D.FreeN7 Рік тому +39

      Can't wait to see the lolipop animated whenever they do the TV show.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +8

      I would be both humored and horrified

  • @Gordyan_Knot
    @Gordyan_Knot 6 років тому +653

    I like to imagine how *excited* Matt must have been to unveil Pumat Sol for the first time.

    • @kuhswincabauatan2607
      @kuhswincabauatan2607 5 років тому +29

      He returns is he a recurring character oh god i hope so

    • @chriscobb319
      @chriscobb319 5 років тому +7

      Time stamp please

    • @Dendrowo
      @Dendrowo 5 років тому +25

      "what do they look like"
      "they are shaped like a friend"

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 5 років тому +14

      yeah tight as he goes to describe the firbolg he smiles but it's very obviously pumat's smile for a moment. He's SO EXCITED to introduce this guy that he almost jumped the gun describing him!

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 4 роки тому

      @@chriscobb319 3:10:40

  • @ghostie165
    @ghostie165 2 роки тому +687

    Caleb: Look over here
    Beau: *looks over at him wearing the stolen goggles*
    Caleb: you look like a nerd
    Beau: *awkward silence*
    Caleb: .... :)

    • @Yasha277
      @Yasha277 9 місяців тому +2

      Thank you for the transcript.

  • @jeniferdavis1858
    @jeniferdavis1858 5 років тому +578

    Molly just adopted a whole bandit group

  • @angrytortoises
    @angrytortoises 4 роки тому +1223

    0:56 Furry mayo
    6:35 BABY
    Recap 10:08
    Game start 12:45
    16:38 Goggles
    21:47 Cute Nott and Caleb Moment
    31:59 Snap!
    43:31 Jester and the Traveler
    50:33 Nott is the best
    58:58 Unsaid agreement
    1:03:19 Naming of the Mighty Nein
    1:08:20 YET
    1:11:56 He really should've changed his hair... (And Fjord's surname)
    1:26:15 Child bearing age
    Break start 1:31:10
    Art start 1:39:54
    Break end 1:48:35
    2:00:22 Bandit time
    2:04:31 Extreme syphillis
    2:23:26 Caleb no- (Also Liam is dedicated, holy fucktarts)
    2:28:59 Caleb has issues
    2:48:09 Watches and Zemnian
    3:12:13 PUMAT (Also clean Caleb)
    Moar art 3:34:19

    • @salemparsons7984
      @salemparsons7984 3 роки тому +75

      You missed one 1:49:19 Matt mouthing I love you being amazing

    • @EmilyTotallynotbees
      @EmilyTotallynotbees 3 роки тому +61

      Can’t believe “the ruby of the sea is the best lay ever” isn’t a time stamp 😂

    • @sonny2593
      @sonny2593 3 роки тому +29

      You're a legend for putting the Pumat timestamp up!

    • @delmerputnam1679
      @delmerputnam1679 3 роки тому +8

      Boost

    • @QueenLaurizia
      @QueenLaurizia 3 роки тому +39

      1:27:15 Marisha sneezes too hard :(
      Also Matt looked sooo worried when the break started and Marisha came back to the table!

  • @potatostuck3270
    @potatostuck3270 6 років тому +1036

    1:16:45 "SHE HAS SEX FOR MAH-NEY!" made me spit out my drink, oh my god

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 5 років тому +14

      "...the best lay everrrr!"

    • @StarrTheWitch
      @StarrTheWitch 5 років тому +1

      A few years ago, I would have ran far the other direction if i heard something like this, but now, I don't even flinch

    • @frusteratedpenguin
      @frusteratedpenguin 4 роки тому +4

      @@thomassmart4088 it sounds better in the original infernal

  • @k.whatever9046
    @k.whatever9046 3 роки тому +273

    2:48:32
    nott: "a clockenticken"
    caleb, fond and exasperated: "u are adorably hecking wrong right now"
    nott, proud regardless: "ive been picking up bits and pieces of ur language"
    god i ADORE these too

    • @MammothMorals
      @MammothMorals Рік тому +3

      Two *

    • @Twurkkk
      @Twurkkk Рік тому

      @@MammothMorals You're correcting a year old comment? You're the one that looks dumb.

  • @oliverjones1366
    @oliverjones1366 6 років тому +382

    Pumat Sole (sp) is the Bob Ross of enchanters XD
    "We'll just put a happy little +1 on here, and heck let's give him a friend"

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 років тому +2

      I think what you mean to say is that he's the SHAKASTE of enchanters!

    • @trollface1334
      @trollface1334 5 років тому +10

      @@magiv4205 no

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +248

    29:28 Caleb being so excited to analyze magical items is _adorable_
    It reminds me of when one has a special interest or hyperfixation, which is really nice as I have both towards different things.

  • @Mixtape804
    @Mixtape804 4 роки тому +819

    When Marisha messed up her body with that sneeze and Matts reaction was so cute.

    • @gabrielfernandes3580
      @gabrielfernandes3580 4 роки тому +35

      I didn't notice until I saw your comment, he looked so worried.

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. 4 роки тому +67

      When he mouthed “I love you” I was just like awwwwwww

    • @thegamingdeku
      @thegamingdeku 4 роки тому +3

      Awww please tell me where that is

    • @alsy6813
      @alsy6813 4 роки тому +11

      @@thegamingdeku 1:27:17 i believe

    • @thegamingdeku
      @thegamingdeku 4 роки тому +4

      @@alsy6813 thank youu

  • @gh0st3yyy
    @gh0st3yyy 2 роки тому +69

    When Jester turns from her usual cheery disposition to shake down Staroshta….I had to watch watch and rewatch it’s so good

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Рік тому +6

      A hint that she can be terrifyingly competent and conniving when she really wants to.

    • @nikkikindinger2718
      @nikkikindinger2718 Рік тому +2

      I noticed that Laura started haggling a bit in this episode-- she can't help it! :) lol

  • @krispinkeyes6542
    @krispinkeyes6542 4 роки тому +1660

    "Don't criticize new management until there's been time to take effect!"
    Alright, there it is. I've fallen in love will Molly.

    • @Panda_Steph
      @Panda_Steph 4 роки тому +98

      *sips tea* that's unfortunate

    • @krispinkeyes6542
      @krispinkeyes6542 4 роки тому +39

      @@Panda_Steph Haha, oh believe me, I know.

    • @Panda_Steph
      @Panda_Steph 4 роки тому +92

      @@krispinkeyes6542 honestly same tho. This is my first time watching through campaign 2 and despite knowing Molly's outcome and being like "No do not get attached" .... he's just such a good character that you can't help it.

    • @jackhankins7963
      @jackhankins7963 4 роки тому +21

      Haha. Me too. *starts crying*

    • @antoinethename9064
      @antoinethename9064 3 роки тому +13

      @@Panda_Steph Oh, well I didn't know. Guess I should enjoy him while I still can :')

  • @Notsodirky
    @Notsodirky 6 років тому +647

    How long did Caleb lay face down on the table after taking 3 crossbow bolts out of his chest? I couldnt stop laughing, no one else at the table even notice

    • @Chibipayne
      @Chibipayne 5 років тому +48

      They all do similar things. Travis played a statue for like nearly 10 minutes in the 1st campaign

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 5 років тому +16

      @@Chibipayne That scene was a serious ab workout, I laughed so hard I honestly cried

  • @joshholton4712
    @joshholton4712 4 роки тому +1041

    Critical Role in a nutshell :
    In a battle, can't roll for anything.
    Random pointless events, rolling natural 18s, 19s, and 20s.

    • @belindaluna2067
      @belindaluna2067 4 роки тому +27

      Well, there was the door. And those horses.

    • @NoscoSays
      @NoscoSays 4 роки тому +18

      Especially after Taliesin gave away the Snitch.

    • @mastermuffles7097
      @mastermuffles7097 4 роки тому +18

      That just sounds like normal D&D

    • @daviddeis6613
      @daviddeis6613 4 роки тому

      NoscoSays rip the snitch

    • @VividWyzard
      @VividWyzard 3 роки тому

      @@NoscoSays what’s the snitch

  • @gregfahlgren7501
    @gregfahlgren7501 Рік тому +174

    I adored Vex, but Jester is Laura in her purest form. Completely adorable and utterly terrifying.

  • @taka-overwatch2780
    @taka-overwatch2780 4 роки тому +807

    2:14:30
    “Youre getting robbed”
    “No you’re getting robbed”

    • @honeysuckel1351
      @honeysuckel1351 4 роки тому +82

      Please call an ambulance...BUT NOT FOR ME

    • @IrisCorven
      @IrisCorven 4 роки тому +15

      @@honeysuckel1351 First thing that came to mind.

    • @mialopi2010
      @mialopi2010 3 роки тому +18

      Ah! How does that even work

    • @intelotaku9651
      @intelotaku9651 3 роки тому +13

      AH! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK!?

    • @wolvo5441
      @wolvo5441 3 роки тому +4

      Reverse uno

  • @Beesbeeswhatsonthemenu
    @Beesbeeswhatsonthemenu 5 років тому +442

    Matt Mercer meowing in an unamused manner was never something I knew I needed.

  • @geordannik
    @geordannik 6 років тому +2427

    I've only recently started watching critical role, and have until this point been convinced Liam is very socially awkward.
    Turns out he's just an amazing actor, lol

    • @skarrynight3360
      @skarrynight3360 5 років тому +32

      Me too

    • @amandaking1463
      @amandaking1463 5 років тому +407

      He is an incredible actor, but he has also said that he's pretty socially awkward irl. I think it's just hard for us to tell bc we see him around close friends all the time. It helps that he's such a goofball and a sweetheart.

    • @Chibipayne
      @Chibipayne 5 років тому +96

      If you watch the between the sheets, most of them are socially awkward. Ashley was the worst prior to meeting Bryan

    • @remlewis1111
      @remlewis1111 5 років тому +9

      what part of this episode tipped you off?

    • @elliotlea5457
      @elliotlea5457 5 років тому +16

      @@remlewis1111 Presumably the bit with the firbolgs

  • @tetsushatarii2108
    @tetsushatarii2108 Рік тому +59

    “The ruby of the sea is the best lay ever!”
    Love that little jingle.

  • @kevinthegreat19
    @kevinthegreat19 6 років тому +531

    I hope Jester starts saying "The Lollipop Guild send their regards." when she uses her lollipop.

    • @camryncormier4220
      @camryncormier4220 5 років тому +6

      This freaked me out solely because my friends named Kevin was recently in our schools production of the wizard of oz and this is all he’d sing for the longest time 😂😂😂😂👏🏻

  • @DarkseedAlpha
    @DarkseedAlpha 6 років тому +332

    "We rolled a new character sheet" is now the official term of 2018 for any couple who is newly expecting.

  • @emrfish6
    @emrfish6 6 років тому +214

    Sam's Mug Stickers (I will try to add this to every 4th or 5th new episode with the new sticker):
    Ep 1: #First
    Ep 2: Front Butt
    Ep 3: Dice Jail (Arrow pointing at Laura)
    Ep 4: I (Heart) Bacon
    Ep 5: *green screen
    Ep 6: Your Prize *$1 Attached
    Ep 7: Trust the King
    Ep 8: Baby On Board

    • @hannahlanier9885
      @hannahlanier9885 6 років тому +8

      emrfish6 Also Sam is wearing the same order of shirts he wore in the firsr campaign! So later on he will wear the Matt shirt. I'm ready.

  • @jimmyhassett3179
    @jimmyhassett3179 Рік тому +284

    Laura: you stole a blind mans food and money
    Sam: i am the best
    i laughed so hard i spat out my coffee

  • @stanklepoot
    @stanklepoot 6 років тому +432

    "Would you agree that the previous leadership of this group has probably failed you on some level?" Damn, that was probably the funniest line yet.

    • @last2nkow
      @last2nkow 6 років тому +1

      oh those poor brigands... XD

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 5 років тому +8

      Do not criticize New Management until it's had time to take full effect!

    • @Syverence
      @Syverence 25 днів тому

      bro held a whole hr meeting with the brigands

  • @ShiningwingX
    @ShiningwingX 6 років тому +433

    Nott: A strangely adorable goblin girl with sticky fingers and a heart bigger than she is.
    Caleb: A socially awkward wizard (with a cat!), who's apparently seen some shit.
    Beauregard: A rebellious monk who is now a full disciple of the badass bookworms that are the Cobalt Soul.
    Jester: A cute blue tiefling with a very fitting name who is best friends with a god, and apparently the daughter of a high class courtesan.
    Fjord: The "Texblade" half-orc (whose accent is apparently fake... hmm.), who knows the sea and seems to have made a pact with something living in it.
    Mollymauk: Fortune teller, sword juggler, and gloriously flamboyant and sarcastic.
    Yasha: Woman of few words, but seems to have a softness beneath her intimidating appearance.
    Eight episodes in... I wasn't sure it was possible, but I dare say CR has made me love these characters as much as Vox Machina before them. I really look forward to seeing what the "Mighty Nein" get into next.

    • @JesperoTV
      @JesperoTV 6 років тому +17

      ShiningwingX ”Seen some shit”

      Understatement of the year right there...

    • @Satsujinki1973
      @Satsujinki1973 6 років тому +14

      You forgot to add under Fjord - "Who can't pronounce his own name."
      And god that's bugging the hell out of me.

    • @stevegoudreau7973
      @stevegoudreau7973 6 років тому +4

      Mihty Nein

    • @minminorange
      @minminorange 6 років тому +1

      Steve goudreau he said g

    • @TheGrizzlo503
      @TheGrizzlo503 6 років тому

      Tatakai no Kami REEEEEEE