Cr1tikal - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 19
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2024
- Cr1tikal hops on the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast and chats with the boys
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Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.
Whats up guys
The sky
what’s up checkmark
@@2bad2bemad20 I mean to this channel he is a little bit more than just a checkmark user
what’s up big guy
How's soup doing
"We got moistCr1tikal" That wasn't an announcement. That was a threat.
They were terrified
It's announcing that he's captured
Nobody can capture critical so nothing to worry about tbh.
moistCritikal [MC]
@@vn9574 maybe "schlatt"
They need to have Charlie more often in this podcast
wdym charlie is a member of chuckle sandwich podcast of course he'll be here more often
he is in every podcast
*There can be only one Charlie.*
They all work well together
people who don't know cr1tikal's name are very confused.
“If a snake bites you you can just bite it back.”
-Charlie slimecicle.
Words to live by
Slmcle
@@beckettharper6107 who is this slmcle
@@biggoofy it’s slimecicle his channel is spelled sort of like that
He has two channels btw
I wish I could find a woman that loves me as much as Ted loves the audio listeners.
*_TO DEATH!_*
Women that can kill you are pretty hot yes
i wish i could find a woman
Truth
I wish I could find a woman that loves me as much as Jshlatt loves _bats_
Schlatt looks dead into the camera as he proclaims, "I'm going to come back." A ripple of fear passes through the podcast, and for good reason. It is a double entendre: not only is Schlatt promising, nay, threatening, to return to the Minecraft scene to the dismay of Twitter stans the world over, but he is also pledging to deny death itself to return his character to the Dream SMP for little more than entertainment and spite.
You go, Minecraft Guy. Cause problems on purpose.
Amen to that.
*The lightning of Jesus himself strikes the ground in an attempt to quell Big Guy and his rage for being considered the "Minecraft Guy," but it's useless ... he will show the world his true power, it's inevitable...*
You love to see it, what else is there to say
53:06 there you Go :)
can't wait for him to do something funny and cause chaos on the dream smp
The ultimate crossover
Moist Man and Funny Sandwich
Moist sandwich
@@Ilovegooning chuckle critikal
@@bonnibloop_ mmm yes
@@Ilovegooning Funny man
Two worlds collide
Holy fuck. is that charlie, the main role in the 2010’s hit “The hunger games”? The budget for this podcast really went uphill. Big actors on here now boys
dudeee he was legit my favourite character in the entire series. amazing role, and amazing actor, truly unforgettable.
I'm just confused because there's two charlies here😭
@@aldy_fellowship_in_biology charles
@@aldy_fellowship_in_biology, Moist Charlie.
@@aldy_fellowship_in_biology he’s talking about the moist mage
Man I miss Charlie
He died.
Fr
rip
Rip
white phosphorus got him
Schlatt in 2021: "Damn, I'm still known as the Minecraft guy"
Schlatt in 2019: "You know me. You've seen A Tribute to Minecraft."
big moist
moist man
THE Moister
Monsieur moist
Time loops on itself
a horrible criminal, big guy, Christ, and…. whatever Charlie is all in one podcast? no way.
confused me for a second there because as well all know Charlie is the true name of Jesus
The Very Veiny Slime
a very goopy guy
slime
the shmeat
Jschlatt threatening to come back canonically is the best thing I have ever heard. I miss his character. I'm glad to see Charlie interact with the group. He is the best.
its even better that he actually DID come back for the elections
“Would you rather have unlimited bacon”.
Charlie just dies
i love how he just cant handle the question
@@m0bu398 I CANT EITHER DHEGDHEV
i genuinely teared up from laughter at that moment
i haven't laughed that hard in so long lmao
I was in the same situation as Charles, I fucking died, especially at the “but no games”
I will not specify which one
1:02:28
Ted “Bread” Nivison
Charlie “Schmeat” Slimecicle
Johnathan “Mayo” Schlatt
Moist “Onion” Cr1tikal
Onion
Penguinz0nion
Thought it was Jedidiah schlatt?
Im starting to think that Charlie's last name is slimecicle
His name is jebediah
i know exactly what schlatt is talking about when he eats 1 thing at a time. i do that too. there could be peas, corn, bread, and steak and once you take a bite of corn you have to finish the corn before switching to another food.
me too!!
Yeah people always tell me it’s weird
There are people that don’t do that?
Have we learned nothing from Ratatouille?
@@yourlocalcashregister1123 yes
When JSchlatt looked into the camera, I felt a shiver.
*as you should*
53:08 is it cold in here?
Be afraid
@@bignicotine how dare you call them that >:0
My soul dropped to the depths of hell and out of my corpse rose the wicked monster within
"welcome to chuckle sandwich we got moist critical" *cuts to opening song* makes it sound like they kidnapped charlie and ran
"makes it sound like" they _definitely_ did, wdym.
They cut to Ted with a knife, I’m fairly confident they actually did.
I've rewatched this whole thing at least three times just to see Charlie's brain liquify at unlimited games and no games
Why spend a bunch of money on therapy when you’ve got the Chuckle Sandwich for free?
@ichorus :/ how do you get kick out of therapy lol
@ichorus :/ oh lmao
If this functions as therapy for you, you just might be "Internet Depressed" lmao.
Good podcast and plenty funny, definitely not therapeutic.
And yes, I'm terrible at parties to answer your question. 🤣
This came out while I was in therapy
@@PBRatLord at least your honest lol
*you're
Slimecicle dying at the Would You Rather, is amazing.. his brain just died
1:02:27
@@temutemacular thank you
I've lived in Arizona my whole life and Big Guy Shlatt getting so exited about bats, and hearing Ted talk about them divebombing just brings back memories of night swimming "because fuck the sun" and the bats would flutter around a spotlight we had to light up the poo. "because the light brought in bugs" and the bats would fly around and eat, and would divebomb the water and drink, it was such a cool experience.
“Light up the poo” nice
The camera's proximity to Charlie(Slimecicle)'s face is honestly slightly intimidating this episode.
It will get progressively closer until all you can see is a single hair on his face
why would there be a hair on goop
@@skapaloka222 mold
This is a good podcast to listen to while abusing aquatic animals.
@ichorus :/ good
Just imagining it makes me smile
@ichorus :/ that's not the question, how would WE feel? The answer is AWESOME!!!
@ichorus :/ dolphins are assholes bruh, this is like- a well known thing.
I'm drowning my fish while watching this
1:02:28 This has to be the best hypothetical I've ever heard
Can’t believe Jesus was a guest on Chuckle Sandwich
That's how you know, how fucked up things are
holy shit thats the funniest comment ever, good job
he has come to bless the people of the chuckle land, land of the sandwich tm
it is not the chuckle sandwich, it's the holy sandwich
They probably got the bible nearby
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I recreate the illegal activities I did years 1853-1857.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I sign the kansas-nebraska act
But tell me... *Was it worse than 1999?*
@@AnEldritchBeing We dont fucking talk about what happened back in 99 remember?
@@themedineer2508 *BUT WAS IT*
@@themedineer2508 yeah answer question, *WAS IT???*
the jeongguk being a slave to the stove bit is still so fucking funny 😭
Everyone just ignoring how jambo’s feeder went off and made monkey noises mid sponsorship
monke
What time?
@@mrcapybaraman879 25:44
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while misinputing
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while making a comment about how it's the perfect podcast to listen to while doing some oddly specific thing
@@bonnibloop_ this is a perfect podcast to listen to while commenting on someone else's comment about how someone else is commenting about how this is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing an oddly specific thing.
@@benmay1294 yes
@@benmay1294 I ate fish for lunch
@@gujikujtutu2330 nice, I had pizza
I can just imagine Schlatt spending like an entire afternoon driving across the state to sit on a bridge and just, just watch some bats. And then do it again two days later.
Charlie incoherently babbling from laughter in the middle of the would you rather is the best thing in the universe
I like how they are talking about seal abuse when Jschlatt has a sea world shirt on
clearly you have never hit an animal
@@dio.8598 have… have you?
@@dasty3314 I know I have
@@dasty3314 you dont?😟 /j
@@dasty3314 Who hasn't?
53:08
That stare is the highlight of the entire podcast.
Oh god, there’s two Charlies in one podcast. It’s too powerful.
I felt so seen when they talked about Minecraft being a world of expression, and then I realized I haven’t seen sun in seven centuries.
its time
go forth into the world and start a small grow space for microgreens
2 years hence, and 0.1 updates later, man hath touch’d grass
"What is wrong with you?"
"Anyways,"
Entire podcast
The perfect podcast to ignore and play Doodle Jump
nice
Who’s going to tell schlatt that you can ask for a burger without onions
I wish someone would of told my mom that everything they said about those cursed onions is true you have to scoop them out even when you think you've gotten all of them there's still more I fucking hate onions
@@Godkingzeus.69 hey man is ok we are here for you don’t worry the onions can’t get you here.
@@Godkingzeus.69 this is a safe place
@@Godkingzeus.69 we’ve set up a gate to keep the onions out they can’t hurt you here
@@Godkingzeus.69 it’s ok man I’m here for you
Man I can’t believe they got into contact with the former world record holder for the mr krabs overdoses on ketamine and dies speedrun, and the guy who won a match in a chess tournament in 6 moves! Very impressive
Charlie just laughing his ass off and everyone going “shut the fuck up” got me dead 😂
The sky
time stamp?
@@abesunshine32551:05:27
the unlimited games but no games is the only thing that make me laugh so hard that i start crying
No like ive been crying laughing for about 15 now charlie increasingly loosing composure is what gets me
somebody need to make a compilation of that
Schlatt and Charlie are a godly duo
I feel like Moist and Schlatt are like on the same wavelength of existence
"This podcast is just like UA-cam night at Charlie White's house"
-Gex
“This podcast is just like doing the dishes at Peter Griffin's house”
-Gex
this is a very high-brow reference
So happy that the chuckle sandwich podcast is being supported by minorities like Connor viewers
@@Ghost_in_a_Jacket I thought it was a dunkey thing
@@lettuce7259 it is
charlie calling charlie's wetness wacko bit adorable made me go brrrr
I’m sure as a female I’ll find a lot of use for the manscaped trimmer.
i mean you could start a nice mini sculpture garden with some bushes right?
LIES there are no females on the internet
i am positive as a homosapien of the XX chromosome gender, female, that I shall query up an abundance of uses for the manly parts trimmer
I've heard rumors that women also grow hair
@@maskedman1195 This is false
Whales are known for their ability to wield snipers and diamond swords
this is true
Thank you for your wisdom
I will file this new information into the back of my mind
Oh damn, I just start dying every time I hear Schlatt say "Would you rather have Unlimited Bacon..." I like actually vibe with Slimecicle unable to hold it together each time Schlatt asks someone this.
heres your dose of "unlimited bacon and no games or unlimited games and no games"
1:02:25
In all seriousness, I pray that Twitter doesn't find this podcast because I do really look forward to it every week. I know that it probably wouldn't stop IF Twitter did but still I worry a lot, since already I've had to private my main social medias for openly watching Schlatt (or anyone associated with him frankly).
you exist in toxic circles then. I don't have these problems in my life because I surround myself with the right people. Re evaluate where you spend your time
@@chrisisntbad Thank ya dude, that does sound like a solid piece of advice :)
just ignore the toxic people that get mad when you watch certain youtubers or better yet just block them
go to tumblr, they are the most chill commuinty and most of them wont send you death threats!
@Sampson Price HAHA
the only way i can explain critikal's voice is that i could easily see it as the voice of a regular show character idk why
Moist Critical has somehow mastered being eloquent and crude at the same time.
The mark of a true maverick
That's the most complicated way of saying he doesn't like onions
My favorite thing about living in Pennsylvania is having a day that is like 90 degrees and then the next day is like 60. Definitely feel what Ted was talking about with the humidity
Charlie: I would never go to sea world that sounds boring
Charlie: Goes to Lego Land
Lego land would be fun.
Ayo don't diss Lego land
lego land is fun get off your high horse GEORGE.
get outta here, George
But his character in just roll with it is fish
I think I've solved the games unlimited games question. The fact that it's a would you rather means that, innately, they are comparable. Thus, Infinite Bacon + No Games = Infinite Games + No Games. Using algebra, we carry No Games to the other side and it cancels out the other No Games, just becoming Infinite Bacon = Infinite Games. From there, it's just a question of what you prefer, Bacon or Games. I'm sure everyone present here is a Gamer, so, by logic, Infinite Games > Infinite Bacon.
Thus, Infinite Games, but No Games is the correct answer.
I think your final answer is slightly invalidated by your initial equation, “Infinite Bacon + No Games = Infinite Games + No Games”. While the expression “Infinite Games + No Games” does accurately represent the exact wording of the question, it fails to take into account the actual meaning. As Charlie clarifies in the video, it picking that option would entail infinite games *of* nothing, ‘of’ indicating multiplication more than addition. IMO, the equation should be “Infinite Bacon + No Games = Infinite Games x No Games”-although now that I think about it, I feel like I also object to it being an equation in the first place... idk just some thoughts.
@Andrew Spencer yeah u right lol. All I’m saying is, if you want to go the ‘objective’ route, I don’t think this is the right way
my head hurts
I love how this channel may just be the only channel that I actually watch/listen to the sponsorships, just cuz they go offscript, and are creative with it, so it’s just so funny watching them have fun while promoting :)
The most anticipated crossover of the decade, glad to see the bearded catholic man finally meet jesus
hey, you’re that one guy on twitter who tweets pretty often
agreed
We got:
Homeless John Wick: Cr1tikal
B I G G U Y : Schlatt
Cram Salesman : Ted Nivison
Goopy Popsicle Boy : Slimesicle
We got: Version 2
Jesus Christ: Cr1tikal
Mayor/President: Schlatt
Milk Man: Ted Nivison
Cornel Cornelius Cornwall: Charlie
@@elnickel815 I like urs better lol
When Schlatt said “I’m thinking of coming back” I bet that was the first time he started plotting the Minecraft Stan purge
charlie and schlatt lore will be like:
“schlatt! dap me up.”
“sure charlie but i need to kick wilbur and tommy from another country first”
sadchamp
I think I'm able to forgive schlatt for having poor taste in food given that he's so knowledgeable on botany and history. Schlatt should do a video on random little topics like his favorite plants or favorite periods in history.
that sounds like a weekly slap video, maybe if he revives the channel then that’ll be the jazz he posts
@@dasty3314 I think that topic is something he will put his actual main channel (not jschlattLIVE). Theweeklyslap is mainly inbox stuff.
i think on the weekly slap he’s talked about how he enjoys reading and philosophy and history, and it’s actually really comforting for him to make a random reference to one lol
He used to do stuff like that on music like the OK computer album
I am so unexplainably happy if Schlage returns and does lore with slimecicle and quackity
spoilers for the "legacy" lore stream
i hope when he returns charlie also returns, whether it be because of schlatt and the whole revival book thing or because he still has a couple lives left, as schlatt and charlie causing chaos on the dreamsmp together sounds like the best fuckin thing
Rated 5 stars: This podcast makes the little man that lives down the block hit a fat whip nae nae
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this is a good podcast to listen to while slurping cerial off the floor
That is an actual war crime
@@juanagonzalez5751 that's an understatement.
that's my discord pfp
why did you have to spell it like that
charlie said "To me, Minecraft almost inhibits this space with me where it feels less like a game that I can address as such and more like just a relic that perpetually exists… Minecraft is Minecraft and it always will be." and i have never agreed with anything more XD
When Schlatt said "pubic service announcement" and stood up, I got very nervous.
18:18 D-d-did Schlatt just say he does all his driving at midnight... Well let's hope nothing like '99 happens, let's hope...
we dont talk about what happened to those hundreds of people who went missing in '99.
48:30 I've heard a lot about Invincible, I'm gonna watch it right now
Edit: it is now 7am and i binged the whole series, holy fuck
This is the best podcast to listen to while reading the bible and chanting Cr1tikal's name
Chuckle sandwich: doesn’t have a schedule
Me: expecting them to upload every Saturday
51:24 Courage The Cowardly Dog didn’t stop airing in 2003 or 2002 (is what Google says) because that’s when I was born and I still saw it on my grandpas tv, meaning google is wrong. If anything they played reruns but you can’t really find anything about this online.
I thought charlie from Charlie slimecle was having a mental breakdown when he randomly started to laugh at the "would you rather have unlimited bacon-"
He was having one lmao
Schlatts the kinda guy who will prolly HATE pudding.
Oddly specific but I get the vibe
@@hannahjoy333. Yes but ya see, you need to layer that shit with different stuff. Jelly, custard, nuts, dessert sauces, etc.
I'd say he's quite accostomed to the texture of something very similar, don't ask me what or how I know
GIGA PUDDING
@@AMan-xz7tx how do you know
i'm into a lot of creators, but this is the only good podcast i have ever found. ty guys
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while playing doodle jump
This is the collab we’ve all been waiting for. Next time bring on big guy though.
I also don’t eat both at the same time. I eat the burger then the fries.
Its not weird! Especially if each section tastes good on its own. I love eating Hainanese chicken rice in the following order: chicken, then rice. Because the rice id the best part. Please no one kill me for saying this Im sorry.
Sides first my friend
@@cycoekiller119 I undersrand eating the fries after the burger but RICE WITHOUT CHICKEN. That's too far man
@@owenrogers3790 I could never. It’s always sandwich/burger first for things.
Fun fact: The Orphan of Kos is actually carrying his FUCKING PLACENTA
THE PLACENTA IS HIS WEAPON
That little "no i don't--" from Charlie before he realizes that Ted was talking to critikal has happened to me so many times.
I can't believe they got Mr. Moist himself on the podcast. The Almighty Jesus and Big Guy on the same podcast. Incredible
Schlatt an big moist fit so well together. I swear these guys gotta be best friends
I feel like schlatt has spoken of the smog in LA every episode
The more chuckle sandwich lore progresses the more it reminds of forehead fables. Schlatt is general Sam (main antagonist), Slime is Bryan (plays both sides for antagonist and victim) and Ted is poob (the victim that can’t fight back)
brainpop tim and moby.
that is the monster slap of nostalgic flashbacks right there.
just instantly traveled back in time to computer lab class.
Slimecicle starts laughing and suddenly I can’t breathe from laughing for 5 minutes straight
Not gonna lie it was weird that schlatt released a clip of the podcast before the podcast
"they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.
" - the description
every five minutes: jchlatt: “i’m from new york”
when the intro starts, that's when you know the podcast is about to start
Woah really?!?!???!?!??!!?!?!!!
no way
Well god damn now i know. thanks for telling me
How the hell did you figure this out, I thought it started when it ends
Timestamp?
"we have the moisture master, the sog sage, the wetness wacko"
i can't believe they got Gillian, the one, champion of the sea, moisture master, writer of Hole In Your Heart by Gillian and The Tidestriders from the dnd campaign Riptide, the hit podcast Just Roll With It
54:11 what’s funny is when you said that and gave the look I literally verbally said yes!
Moist is literally built like Jesus man those cheekbones
It takes a special man to be a famous actor on the hunger games
@@yamanalc8696 Don’t forget officer Greg
This is the greatest podcast of all time.
the “would you rather have unlimited bacon....” one really broke me
I think it also fucking killed Charlie Slimecicle
they should've made the description "this is the greatest podcast of all time"
Jesus Christ, Charlie’s visceral reaction to the question about the games and bacon is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
they really found Keanu reeves homeless cousin and put him on the funny sandwich
let’s get schlatt on the official podcast
The extra viscous Charlie with the extra soggy Charlie make a legendary, unstoppable superpower the likes that the world has never seen before.
That, with Schlatt's ability to deny the physical realms of space and time to cause mass crimes in 1999, the year he was born, and Ted'd incredible ability to deny his fans of livestreams, makes the ultimate godsend team.
The second coming of Christ here only in the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast 👏