Minx's Darkest Secret - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 13
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- Опубліковано 23 кві 2021
- Twitter: / chucklesandwich
Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
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Edited by IndieRed: / indieredede
On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, Twitch streamer JustaMinx joins the guys to talk about her deepest, darkest secret. This secret is not something you'll want to miss, believe me - Комедії
Idk why I just realized this, but Ted, Schlatt, and Charlie’s living situations are basically a sandwich:
Ted lives on the West coast,
Schlatt lives in South Central U.S.,
And Charlie lives on the East coast.
They’re an American sandwich, if you will.
and minx is from ireland
THE WORLD MUST SEE THIS COMMENT
A chuckling one, even
@@Username-1939t9 So she's like the side dish.
That means minx is the little toothpick stabbed into the top of the sand which
How is she always the butt of the joke but also the most intimidating person in the room? Minx is an inspiration to all
No
No
No Yes
Yesn't notn't
Perhaps
Schlatt saying Astrological signs are just space racism has to be the smartest thing he has ever said
Spacism
@@KingKayro87 ur a genius
@@KingKayro87 I said that when I read this and opened up just as I finished saying cism and I read this comment
He didn't go to Harvard for nothing.
@@ethereallvr no
“You weren’t the one that died, mom, get over it.”
Thats such an entitled thing to say
@@zeusafoos1369 it's a joke
@@rosiemoore2285 I’ve noticed then I commented on the joke
@@zeusafoos1369 if you know she isn’t being legitimate then why comment on it as if she is?
What is happening if this is a joke than that's messed up
Schlat is the human embodiment of a call of duty voice chat
this is so underrated
Schlatt
he doesnt say the n word enough for that
Minus all the racism
But he’s not a British squeaker
Minx and schlatt: the divorced couple
Ted: the marriage counselor
Charlie: the kid who just wants to be at his grandmas
And the counselor was online schooled
The kid who’s parents forced him to be in the living room with the guests
So what does that makes us?
Hafidz Murshidie we are just over hearing it from the next room
He wants to be at his grandmas for her SOFT cookies
"What a nice cat"
"That's a beautiful cat"
"For our audio listeners, it's not a cat"
Ted is just literally a father. Like if this man never has kids it'll be the biggest plot twist of the universe.... He just permanently looks like he's about to drive for a family road trip.
3:53
y e s
He's permanently going on multiple family road trips
*He can't stop*
that's a lot of words for "ted is daddy"
@@iaminsideyourhome69 💀
He is constantly on the verge of saying "I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND"
Charlie seems like he's in physical pain every time Schlatt starts talking.
I think we all experience at least a *little* pain whenever schlatt speaks
@@leikeiwei in a good way
@@CubedCubone yes it's a good pain, comparable to a gunshot through the skull
@@leikeiwei or a steel toe boot to the nuts
@@leikeiwei Why are you here if you hate schlatt
This episode is gonna be like hanging out with your two friends while your parents are having a messy divorce in the other room
@##max !! you guys had friends?
@@j.epstein7723 Well yes, As a child I do indeed have friends
But start angrily making out part way through
@@j.epstein7723 jeffrey epstein would never understand 😟
So fucking true
The anger in Charlie's voice when he yells "shut the fuck up schlatt" is so intense
When ?
@@janwillemdewaard9032 53:03
at this point i think schlatt has forcefully given minx a humiliation kink
bruh
It true tho
I have a humiliation kink
@@aaronlycan6595 thanks for letting us know
@@aaronlycan6595 Well that's embarrassing
Minx: “I don’t wanna talk about being called a furry.”
Also Minx: “I had an epileptic seizure and died in a car accident, but I got better.”
"My first channel was cringey and I don't want to talk about it but also God is dead and I killed him"
As an epileptic this is genuinely one of my biggest concerns when I drive
Also also minx “hey jschlatt here’s a pegging kit
"I DIED, But i got better!"
Also don't for get she advocates for pegging
How'd we go from a few friends getting hyped over a monkey lamp all the way to a guest telling a traumatic story about how she died and came back to life?
it was natural progression for it
UA-camrs before vs after drugs 😞💔
It’s the Schlatt effect
Well the monkey lamps also died...
@@5252coolguy they didn’t die, they were murdered
so based on Cornelius's appearance it seems to be minx is just literally the worst photographer ever, because every photo she's taken that i've seen her cats look like bingus with a severe ketamine addiction
The fuck is a bingus?
@@TheTGOAC some cat thing, i think its related to corpse husband (the youtuber) idk
@@TheTGOAC god
@@TheTGOAC google is a faster tool than youtube comments.
But anyway; It's a silly cat that got nicknamed 'bingus' by the internet.
@@shayyde718 The person I am replying to is mostly clueless.
40:41 TED DIDNT SAY "LOVE YOU TO DEATH" AFTER TALKING TO THE AUDIO LISTENERS
God is dead
@@officeridiot4806 love is dead
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@delirium1643 what is love
@@captainducktape689 baby dont hurt me
“It’s literally space racism” -Schlatt 2021
hope this new campaign will go far
@@moulfe9373 I too hope space racism goes far
such a virgo thing to say
#clm
Celestial lives matter.
@@glitcheed3192 #virgolivesmatter
Last episode: "We Became Ghost Hunters"
This episode: "Talking To A Dead Girl"
I see a pattern emerging.
Fuckin' Bill and Lance Nutthrust can finally demonstrate their expertise
The Emily from Corpse Bride lookalike
i love how forcefully Minx breaks the ice throughout this podcast so they all pretty much *have* to warm up to her very quickly
Minx: do u get turned on when constipated?
Everyone: ... anways
Minx : when you constipated, do you get turned on? Because there's where the g spot is
Me : WHAT THE FUCK MINX
I wanted to know
"You should have asked God while you had the chance to meet him" is the best thing that I have heard this week
That's a badass line too, I can imagine a mobster saying that to someone he's gonna shoot down in the street.
Timestamp?
Never mind instantly found it😂😂
36:30 for anyone wondering
Just wait till next week
@@Thyswaggster finally someone actually looks
"Schlatt's meninist arc" is my favorite Ted quote.
Hey, now we have a title for the next episode!
@@kindafunnyiguess1193 better yet a title for the whole ass podcast
I just read this comment as he said it
Because of how much toxic feminism there is nowadays we might actually need a meninist now to try to balance it out
Edit: A shit take, I have said.
(For context I was kinda mad over the whole SJW and feminist craze that was going on with stuff like Captain Marvel, the Star Wars sequels, The CW….in general, really as well as the whole potato head thing being renamed. I kept on seeing so much SJW and Feminist ‘movements’ that were really just women shitting on men for being men, completely messing up the point of feminism in the first place. So with all of this toxic feminism going around like candy, a meninist that would give the toxic feminists a taste of their own medicine could balance it out somewhat and make them see the error in their ways…hopefully, or something like that, i was very sleep deprived when I wrote this comment-)
@@furiousstudios4438 this better be a joke..
Schlatt asking Minx why did they bring her back to life and then start smelling his mustache as they all freaked out had me wheezin
I was really taken back by how much of a sweetheart Charlie was when she was talking about her story.
Same It was so cuteeee
He’s a son of a baker
can’t wait to watch minx get roasted by schlatt for an hour!
yay!
@##max !! just finished it
Yep funny
how is it so far
same
This is the episode where Charlie realised exactly what he’s got himself into
very insightful todd howard
He looks so stressed 🤣
And again, it just works
Thanks Todd
thanks todd howard :)
Seeing schlatt and minx actually bond is kind of refreshing.
Minx cackling while everyone makes jokes about her dying is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
when ted doesn't finish addressing the audio listeners with "love you to death"
I was shook for a moment but thankfully Schlatt saved it by throwing it in there
My eyes started blinking red with rage like i was the iron giant but thankfully schlatt soothed the fires of vengence building within me. Tedworth better watch himself.
friendly, parasocial reminder, im so glad this podcasts exists, highquality guests, or not, chemistry is amazing
AGREED
it’s a rlly good podcast
the pure look of joy on minx’s face at 38:34 when Schlatt said he knew what sounding was
I appreciate Minx for calling northern irish people fake irish for siding with the brits.
It's a bit more complicated than that tho
Based
@@stephenhiggins8846 A lot more complicated.
Oi
Northern Ireland is the faker around here. They're comparing themselves to regular Ireland? Hah! Northern Ireland is not even good enough to be Ireland's fake!
Ted's "SCHLATT!" after Schlatt asked Minx why they revived her, is the funniest fucking thing to me and I have no idea why
and just charlie going on to move past it, minx laughing, and schlatt is just back to sniffing his mustache. everything about the situation collectively happening was so great
Time stamp: 12:55
He sounds like an angry dad lol
Ted is like the mom that genuinely cries after her child says fuck in public. I stand by this.
He gave off severe father vibes when the kid added
Ted always looks very.... sharp. Like someone took the sharpen filter and hiked it up to 100. Something is just kinda crisp about him.
Ok
@Βασιλης Οικονομιδης the
Crisp.
i'm confused but i also 100% agree
I mean his chin is pretty sharp
he got that SM64 polygonal graphic face
"Its not like the chicken is inherently anti-gay..." -Charlie, 2021
Schlatt: “As a Cancer , I understand that”
Also Schlatt: *Is a Virgo *
Zodiac sings are bs
@@popelidups9217 ok
@@popelidups9217 Yeah that's true. I have some friends who believe in it, and honestly it's funny to hear them talk about it as if it was actually real.
Charlie is constantly just horrified in this episode and it's the funniest thing ever
Did he eat a vegetable tho
@@seriouslyidkmyname67 the vegitale of fear
@@ChadGamesIsYourDad ahhh ok that’s acceptable
666th like
"i don't like talking about panda cause people call me a furry"
minutes later: "nick wilde from zootopia is fuckin fine"
he is though
@@realbland ok MAYBE but that's not the point
Is she wrong tho
@@RamiRammy ....no....
@@nade7242 exactly 🙄🤚
“i don’t like talking about my first channel because it was called panda but anyways, there is no god. i was there.”
Schlatt and Minx just tearing into each other the moment they start talking is hilarious. I love their friendship lmao
the schlatt and minx dynamic is the two kids on the playground whose parents really want them to be friends, and they kind of are, but find it really funny to annoy each other constantly
That just sounds like the Nisekoi anime.
@@enderzest224 anime fans trying not to compare everything to an anime for .01 seconds
@@owenmeier is that a jojo reference
"why did they bring you back to life " *alpha male mustache sniffs*
LMAO THAT WAS SO GOOD
Dude, schlatt is a fucking sigma
Charlie this entire episode was literally just: i am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today
The fact the minx is moving to Austin in maybe more then a month and got the org she wanted is just so mind blowing to me like she has come so far
“Have you ever had a paranormal experience?” Bro theyre literally all talking to a dead person
Nice name 😎😎😎😎😎💯
Corpse wife
My names deez
I kinda feel bad for her making jokes about her death experience it's kinda heartbreaking
@@citizenoflmanburgo7767 I don’t lmao
I work at Chickfila and ran into Schlatt. I couldn't say anything to him out of pure fear
I can’t tell if your lying or not.
@@scarsch5383 I wish I was.
Missed opportunity
please i would be terrified
@@sofias.1922 I could only manage to say the bare minimum to get his order xD
"Oh my God.."
"That must be terrifying..."
"So, another question about that, Minx..."
38:35 minx’s evil laugh after charlie realized what she was talking about 🤣
Imagine if therapists had a good cop bad cop and bystander system that would just be this episode.
lmaoo underrated comment
The first 15 minutes and Charlie has experienced all stages of grief
I feel like this video was just an hour of Schlatt and Minx arguing and Ted trying to press the podcast while Charlie sits there saying “oh...” ever so often
i love how it started out w schlatt making fun of her, while Charlie and Ted try to get him to chill. but towards the end they all kinda lost their temper w her and just went in on her lmao. love her, she’s the best.
"Given that you've experienced death, what part of the sandwich are you?"
Literally read that as it said it
Hello fellow cat brothers
Why tf are there so many cats
@@saltysnowflake5832 invasion
single btw. hmu
Minx likes to peg?
You like to peg
OMEGALUL
nope
Minx likes to peg?
I think the reason everyone ships Shlinx is because Minx is the only person who can handle/ overwhelm Schlatt. He tries to mess wt her wt the unlimited bacon and she immediately pulls "confuse the enemy" and asks if he'd fu
At 58:19, I really thought Charlie was going to start with “I’m in the woods, there’s no one around and my phone is dead-“
I’ve never seen someone get bullied for dying before. Schlatt takes it to a new level
unlimited bacon, but no eggs
Drunk goat man
@@keatodiet and no bacon
@@rafaeIinho or unlimited games but no games
Minx just needs to be a permanent co-host on the podcast. This was their best episode yet.
Eh I wouldn’t go that far
She should at least be a two time like swagger
As much as I'd love having both her and swagger to be permanent members, the best part of this show is the Schlatt Ted Charlie dynamic, and adding more people would make it a little harder to have that.
@@e-tan3911 true, loved minx and swags on the podcast but the dynamic wouldn't be worth the sacrifice
@@nickmarie6271 agreed
minx's laugh is so infectious, it's SO hard not to laugh when she does
I just got done watching ”Two Trucks but you're losing blood fast” and it makes Minx's story way easier to visualize.
This podcast was simultaneously depressing, awkward and funny; which makes it the best one thus far
Like depression medication
unironically, minx is most hilarious guest on the podcast thus far.
this was such a good episode istg
no
@@knbeaver769 yes baby
@@oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531 ...no
@@knbeaver769 yees, sweety, stop fighting
"The sandwich is freeform, open ended but the Pineapple is little fucked."
Ik people have turned on minx now but I wish her all the best. she's a very talented performer.
If Minx would be a part of the sandwich, she'd be lettuce, because she was probably close to being a vegetable.
how the fuck do you not have enough recognition
@@meoowowwmeoeomowmow I wrote this too late
this is fantastic
@@lily1459 thanks
ok
I love how Ted is literally just the voice of reason, while Charlie and Schlatt are just chaotic
He’s the bread that holds it all together
Ted is a criminial
Charlie is kind chaos and Schlatt is malicious chaous
Charlie is just confused and slightly stupid, but schlatt is deliberately evil.
Ted also is the only one who loves the audio listeners to death
"I died, but it wasn't traumatic" - Minx 2021
36:39 the g spot for both sex’s are legit the the walls of the bladder and that’s it
Charlie being so INTENSELY IN PAIN THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS KILLING ME
When Shlatt said “here in Texas we solved COVID” and Charlie makes a little like hesitant noise before being cut off was so fucking funny
He definitely wasn’t prepared for what minx and schlatt would be like
I’m halfway thru and he’s so STRESSED lmfao
Maybe minx was saved from death but then went into a coma and we’re all a part of her imagination
God, she had a sadistic imagination 😔
As soon as I heard the story I immediately thought that maybe she actually died and this entire reality is just her imagination trying to live on in her dying moments
I dont like this universe too much my friend. I think she needs to wake up
Ted - Schlatt’s dad, single father (36)
Schlatt - Only child (10)
Minx - New neighbor kid (12)
Charlie - Schlatt’s cousin (14)
i feel like that was the dynamic this episode
40:45 Shlatt's cat hits a whip
i love how whenever minx says anything charlie could just reply with “they didn’t bring you back to do this”
i just realized:
Ted - oldest sibling
Schlatt - Middle child
Charlie - Youngest kid
Honestly I can see this
Y e s
yes yes
Charlie is actually older than Schlatt
Minx - weird cousin
Minx: from the distant lands of ~Ireland~
Schlatt: from ~New York~
Ted: from ~Massachusetts~
Charlie: from ~Vermont~
Me from massachusetts: I found my people
All from the east coast BABY
@@jschlatt5326 as we should be
Ted: being hella respectful
Schlatt and slimecicle: testing minx to her limit
Minx: “TED TELL THEM TO STOP!”
It actually makes so much fuckin sense that she died and came back, I can't put it into words but it's so on brand with Minx
They couldn't keep her down. She had too much sass to be stopped
God really said, "No, please no, not yet."
Maybe that's why she lived in a morgue
On brand death 😭
Wtf😂😂😂 "it's so on brand of her to die, such a Minx thing" 🤣
I love how Charlie moves so goddamn much that the editor consistently has to track him when the camera zooms in on him.
as soon as charlie said “doot” I expelled all of the air from inside my body
why is no one talking about how charlie called jenna marbles “jessica marbles”
Or how he chose her for worst parent
@@BarginsGalore the whole time it was killing me because all the guys thought she was saying “pair” as a like a couple but she said “parents” 😭
Schlatt saying "love you to death by the way" is the best thing ever.
Time stamp?
@@myleg9320 42:56
It made me uncontrollably smile for no reason pls
well he doesnt actually love us... watch the video on december 25th on the weekly slap
@@BBberries we know, but it was still kinda sweet
Minx lowkey just confirmed Socrates' philosophical argument that fear of death is irrational...
I feel like fear of death isn’t the fear of death itself but rather the way you go and what you do and don’t leave behind
@@Nobody-uk3lz I had been thinking of fear of the unknown, but that's a really good point and I wholeheartedly agree
@@SGWeber i agree with the fear of the unknown being a factor as well
@@Nobody-uk3lz i agree with you completely. i don’t fear the concept of death but rather the way i would go out and the pain associated with it, physically and perhaps mentally/psychologically for those who ‘loved’ me.
@@SGWeber oh well theres definitely also fear of the unknown thrown in there
34:30 I like how you can tell Ted is reading off of a script, like he doesn't look at the camera once 😂
Jambo meowing at 53:12 freaked me out, I thought there was a cat behind me
At least schlatt wont go quiet for a 10 mins this time.
Shat
Shat
Jshatt
Shat
Dude when Minx brought up two girls one cup and one man one jar, she unlocked suppressed memories that I never thought would resurface.
God damn it, i forgot about that
I'm glad to say I've never heard of one man one jar
@@juliananelson3207 good tbh
The cup incident
Ted: "Minx! Welcome to the pod-"
*Schlatt and Minx immediately start into their spatting bit*
"fucking Wednesday I don't know"
best fucking quote ever
It’s funny how the Tommyinnit interview was one of the only serious episodes of this goddamned podcast
This is something I can see Ted saying
I avoided this episode for a while because I thought it would be serious.
it's bc he's a child i'm sure
@@modestzachman758 the name is chuckle sandwich. Why would you think Its serious
@@modestzachman758 pretty strong username
I hope that minx's cats and schlatt's cat can meet some day
She is sending them to Texas a month before she arrives so it’s likely.
@@sirlad9180 that is awesome
They'll murder each other if they do
I had a cat for 5 years of my life and I still haven’t named it.
Jambo finna end up havin blood on his hands
Shlatt: *anger in all dimensions*
Charlie: "My parents are fighting."
Everytime they talk about cookies I 100% agree with Charlie because soft cookies are amazing!
I was not expecting the story about Minx dying. Holy shit.
Even better, I didnt expect Schlatt to hit her with "Why did they bring you back to life?"
@@bendriscoll having epilepsy and pretty much the same shit basically happening my first seizure, HOLY fuck it was funny as all hell
Her talking about after death scared me ngl
@@corkboard3900Well not really. I'm pretty sure there are 2 "deaths". Clinical death and biological. Clinical is something where the brain or heart still functions (if I remember right). And biological is brain and heart don't come back. You are actually gone forever. I maybe wrong about the details of clinical death.
Charlie says "It's like the middle part of the nipple" and nobody acknowledged it lmao
Where lol
yea?! it threw me for a loop lol im glad someone else noticed
@@kanerva123 16:45
59:48 "Unlimited games... and no games" ah, yes, that one
minx is my spirit animal. she has this kind of "idgaf" way about her. she just makes unnecessary sexual jokes, and doesnt really care what others think. shes so cool
fr like i’m attracted to her but i also wanna be her
@@ethereallvr ah yes, the Lesbian Dilemma™
@@munchycrunchybread but since i’m trans i wanna be like the boy version of her-? does that even make sense
@@ethereallvr ok but like Valid, man. minx is an experience that transcends gender
@@munchycrunchybread absolute facts
I legitimately didnt know minx had epilepsy, and her death story is pretty close to my first seizure as well. Just without the car crash and snow and more like falling onto gardening tools and getting myself stabbed
Grateful to be that one person who has seizures and hasn't had a near death experience haha.
I'm glad I found out she has epilepsy becuase now I can videoshare her some cool videos and try to get her to have a seizure on stream.
@@lorebanjo8516 wtf
:O
@@lorebanjo8516 just give her geometry dash videos
I would be surprised about Minx briefly dying, but that just kinda sounds like something she’d do, didn’t even do a double take
Minx really got that Minecraft “you died” screen and hit that respawn button
isn't it funny how charlie possesses the flame of the west while being in the east