Answering Spooky Internet Questions - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 36
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Welcome to the Halloween Episode of Chuckle! We talk about the spooky true national treasure of America, Charlie brings in spooky questions from the internet, immortal lobsters, voodoo dolls, and much more!
Twitter: / chucklesandwich
Website: www.chucklesandwich.link/
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/78PyQph...
Edited by Scott: / scottposts
CHAPTERS:
0:00 intro
1:00 - welcome
1:30 - halloween
2:19 - strange editing requests
3:15 - schlatt's new friend
3:55 - schlatt's twitter verification
5:00 - another skeleton soon?
6:00 - nick cage for bones
6:25 - the real national treasure
21:25 - ted's best ghoul impression
23:00 - who do you think you are?
23:45 - inexplicable experiences with the supernatural
35:35 - chuckle sandwich spooky episode?
39:50 - weird creatures on ghost adventures
44:10 - what happens when you die
47:00 - the explanation behind mythical creatures
51:50 - immortal lobsters
56:22 - voodoo dolls
57:57 - schlatt's monkey friend
59:10 - would you buy a haunted doll?
1:04:03 - what will your last words be?0:00 - intro
1:00 - welcome
1:30 - halloween
2:19 - strange editing requests
3:15 - schlatt's new friend
3:55 - schlatt's twitter verification
5:00 - another skeleton soon?
6:00 - nick cage for bones
6:25 - the real national treasure
21:25 - ted's best ghoul impression
23:00 - who do you think you are?
23:45 - inexplicable experiences with the supernatural
35:35 - chuckle sandwich spooky episode?
39:50 - weird creatures on ghost adventures
44:10 - what happens when you die
47:00 - the explanation behind mythical creatures
51:50 - immortal lobsters
56:22 voodoo dolls
57:57 schlatt's monkey friend
59:10 would you buy a haunted doll?
1:04:03 what will your last words be?
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out. - Комедії
The editor doing everyone's requests except for Ted's is so fucking funny
yea lol
Who’s Ted? I just see Charlie Slimecicle Jebidiah Schlatt and some white guy
😊
@@revilnomilk
scott is such a good god damn editor
Anytime "schlatt" gets his predictions wrong, it was just somebody else with the same name who died
@Violet Weaver for all we know he isnt
@Violet Weaver it's like L from Death note, they can't kill him if they don't know his name
Hi Con
Violet Weaver can never be too careful ….
There are a lot of people who died named "the queen"
charlie using his dnd skills to flesh out the idea of pirate treasure in orlando catacombs was everything i needed to get through the day today
It's VERY good
and JOHN America? sounds kinda fishy, like that one guy from the absurdly powerful hit dnd podcast “Just Roll with It”
Yeah I thought the same
Marshall John John America
The scariest thing about this is 'schlatt' in a denim jacket
fr i have never seen nor imagined him wearing one
It suits him
nah fr
It really doesn't suit him.
@@ladymisfortune1015 it jackets him
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while putting razor blades in snickers bars
Lmao
Or perhaps some toads in reeses
Oh
or putting coke in twizzlers
@@lr- brilliant, my friend
"Schlatt" looks great in that denim jacket.
Why the « »
Schlatt looks great in that denim "jacket"
Schlatt looks “great” in that denim jacket.
Schlatt looks great in "that" denim jacket.
Schlatt “looks” great in that denim jacket
I wanna see ted nivison dub a documentary with no context to what the actual documentary is about
brilliant
That's just the Show it's actually made playlist
it’s kind of what incorrect history is about tho isn’t it 😅
"Yeah I got small little ghoul balls"
Is the greatest line in cinematic history.
oh my god i thought he said goo balls im deaf as shit
The CSCU
the lore for the scu goes so hard...
I think it’s favorite puppy
I've been goosin all week for this podcast
I thought it was goosen
You’re streets ahead
@@boxofturtles761 No bro, that’s just two goosin
It’s truly favorite puppy
This comment is pretty favorite puppy
I wonder why "Schlatt's" hair was pixelated when he received that psychic lash in the Aether
Too hot for youtube
Got some dandruff too nasty for UA-cam
lmao "schlatt"
he said on instagram that he was doing something with his hair and I guess he hasn't revealed what it is yet. It doesn't even look different than before from what I can tell.
this would be completely incomprehensible anywhere else
*ted:* the person handing out candy
*charlie:* the trick or treater
*”schlatt”:* the guy who stands in the shadows and pops out to scare everyone
I like the airquotes over schlatt
@@andrewlitchfield512 where are your air quotes? Because that’s clearly “schlatt”.
ted: also the person who puts razors in the snickers bars and breaks little childrens' kneecaps as they walk by
Among us
ted is the only one who didnt change his background very upset
LA is spooky enough as is
Truly awful, that some "podcast" would do this
he's been transported back in time it's not Halloween for him yet
he can hide the powerful demonic aura he contains inside his body from those not apt in the skills of magic, but it all falls apart with enough identifying magic, and you just sense an immense void full with eldritch power around himself, its absolutely terrifying
Let’s get to 666 likes
This is the perfect podcast to eat fermented candy to.
hi there. i would like to propose you an idea.
cummy wummy gummy worms
I love eating the candy's that the Neighbors had from 2 years ago
@@darnguccitoast362 you should have said cummy wummy gummy wormies
@@darnguccitoast362 crying
I'm chuckling so hard right now
I’m chuckling so hard right now
🤣🤣🤣🤪🕺🏼🕺🏼🤮🤢🥖🐰😳👨👨👧👨👨👧👨🦽
I'm chuckling so hard right now
Best comment
@@andrewduran3520 ...
ted getting the upload date wrong is messing with my already fucked up concept of time
Same
same, adhd be like that sometimes
Charlie trying to save "schlatt" from getting psychically stuck in the echoy catacombs of Orlando florida
Ted: *ghoulsghoulsghoulsghoulsghoulsghoulsghoulsghouls*
I hope Charlie astrally projecting himself out of the podcast becomes a recurring bit
*who said it was a bit?*
'schlatts' hairline getting censored is one of the funniest censors ive ever seen
This episode in particular has some very strong sleep deprived podcast energy
ye and i love it
Too bad that sleep deprived podcast ended 😭 at least we have chuckle sandwich
“Schlatt” is looking especially big today
He can't get too big for his britches
“STOP YOU’RE BREAKING SHLATT’S TREASURE! YOU’RE BREAKING HIS LITTLE NATIONAL TREASURE IN HIS CHEST!” 😂😂😂 I laughed too hard
Loved the part where "schlatt" insinuated that he would have Joe Biden's skeleton in his office
Why?
@@Alex-ui2hyI was pointing out the fact that he said it at all, instead of actually loving the idea of him having the skeleton of Joe Biden in his office
I would love it because that would prove that can predict with accuracy some people’s death, imagine “jschaltt” becomes the new Jesus and he’s just waiting to start
I suppose that would be interesting
@@placard8527 I love the idea of Jschlatt having Joe Biden's skeleton in his office
Hey! I am in school for zoology, so the thing with lobsters is that they really do not age (I could go into detail but it gets a little complicated), so they just continue to grow. The lobster cult thing is they think that if they assist the lobster as it is molting then it could theoretically live forever so long as it has assistance. The oldest lobsters on record was 140 years old and was caught in the wild. As far as I’m aware, this sort of lobster-assisting hasn’t really happened on a continuous basis, so who’s to say how long it could really live?
Thank you very interesting
Who would win an immortal lobster or an immortal snail?
@@luigi7146 in a test of wit or of strength?
@@troublewakingup perhaps I should have been clearer they will do 10 rounds each with increasing difficulty to test their might and their wit
Round 1: stand up comedy who ever can make the crowd laugh the most wins (for the sake of argument the crowd is a bunch of humans that can understand what each animal is thinking for the joke)
Round 2: boxing each contestant must KO the other player there is no bell (standard rules)
Round 3: chess whoever can get a checkmate (standard rules but no timer)
Round 4: that one machine where you have to hit the button with the mallet and something goes straight up whoever can hit it the hardest wins (there is no limit to the machine and it can go infinitely)
Round 5: freestyle rap battle (no violence)
Round 6: destruction, whoever can destroy the dummy city the most wins (scoring: basic street signs and items - 5 points
Average car - 10 points (if it’s a nice car according to the judge jschlatt it’s worth 15 points)
Average truck - 20 points
50 feet worth of street - 40 points
Small wall - 60 points
Big wall - 120 points
Small building - 200 points
Medium building - 250 points
Large building - 320 points
Skyscraper - 1000 points
The universe - 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 points)
Round 7: the most complicated escape room on the planet whoever gets the farthest or beats it wins
Round 8: whoever can lift the biggest rock wins (can go up to mountains)
Round 9: the contestants must build a squirrel prison whoever can create the most inescapable prison that can also rehabilitate the squirrels wins
Round 10: fight to the death no rules standard equipment the stage is an infinite white box that cannot be damaged or broken apart
Who would win each round and who do you think would take it overall
@@luigi7146 the lobsters winning all the strength ones by a landslide but the snail is old and being slow gives it a lot of time to think so all the wit ones go to the snail, except the stand up one because as we _all_ know snails have no concept of comedical timing but the lobster is losing the prison one because they would not be able to rehabilitate the squirrels because lobsters know no empathy.
I'd say it's a draw.
Even though 'schlatt' is up to his usual level of bullshit, ted still manages to be the craziest one this podcast
Usually, Ted Nivison is my arch-nemesis. But in this episode, he was my friend :)
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Them reciting jar of hearts made me so happy.
And "schlatt's" "is that a rap song?" Makes it so much better
They censored schlatt's hair when he fell out of his chair lol
I can’t believe they would censor “schlatts” hair
As a spirit Halloween employee I appreciate “schlatt” shouting us out
I'm very happy seeing Ted wearing a Peach Pit sweater.
omg how did i not see that :0
"Schlatt" is such a funny guy
Hate to be that guy, but why the " "?
@@throwaway_james someone thought it would be funny and then everyone started doing it lmao, it’s also on “schlatts” latest video
Them alternating verses from Jar Of Hearts (certified banger), and Schlatt asking “is that Snoop Dogg?”, killed me
fix your comment
"schlatt"
the funniest thing about the whole "moving planets" bit is that scientists actually have thought of multiple ways to move a planet if the time arises
we could do it in liken 200 years tops, maybe even the end of this century. Just build an artilect that does it for you, exponentially makes little 3d printed drones to dig out mars and build a big old fusion engine.
bro i forgot that ted brought up goosing previously and i just believed that goosing is a real phrase
i think it is bc slime says it on the yard
Theres so many sharp objects in my stomach right now! This podcast really is the cherry on top for my endless pain and suffering! Very cool!
This whole episode felt like a fever dream and I’m not complaining
You know "Schlatt" is serious when he sniffs his moustache
You mean 'Schlatt'?
You mean ‘schlatt’
*”schlagg”
Can y’all please do more improv vocal adventures that shit was magical
this whole podcast is a fever dream
After binging schlatt's sleep deprived podcast this feels like a highly coherent essay
And I love it
22:48 i love the little smirk on schlatt's face when he finally gets the joke lmao
“Schlatt’s dead, Ted”
*“Yeah, I guess”*
This podcast is favorite puppy.
In the beginning when schlatt started crying like a child of divorce after Ted called him a fattie was one of the best schlatt moments in chuckle pod
i like how they censored "schlatts" hair
I have one weird cryptid story. In middle school I lived in a small town called Sumas in Washington. So many people in that town seemed to whole heartedly believe sasquatch were real. People claimed to see them while driving through the mountains just east of town, but no one ever made a big deal out of it. Talking about their sightings was just casual conversation.
According to the townsfolk, the sasquatch are actually smaller than an average man and very docile, like calm chimps. They say if you see one you can pull over and it will come up to your car and just start sniffing it and checking it out curiously, but it's advised you don't get out of your car in case they're less docile than thought.
This is the perfect podcast for fending off thousands of Meeblings.
Charlie: Unicron isn't real.
Ted: you just didn't spell it correctly.
Transformers fans: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Hello fellow transformers fan :D
@@aph1dqueen bo weep granna weep ninnybong.
My people
49:51 This reminds me of how Ranboo thought cutlery was cultery.
Prince Philip is looking much healthier here than when he was alive
This whole podcast is that grape flavoured sprite video. I lose my mind every time and it breaks me, but the experience is so good.
Monkey balls is the greatest national treasure.
My Google Home was so overwhelmed by the astral bit that it turned off all the lights in my house and changed accents
this is the perfect podcast to watch while waiting for your parents to finish taking the razors out of your candy
I’m so glad charlie finally got ted and “schlatt” to guest-star on his podcast together!
This is the perfect podcast to astral project to
POV: you stay muted in the vc after coming back from leaving to use the bathroom
Ted does improv one word at a time and I love him for it
John? A pirate named John? No wonder Charlie gave him a hug, everyone loves Marshall John!!
53:00 well done to both the editor and Schlatt. Solid impromptu bit, and really good editing to compliment it.
This is my favorite podcast to listen to while getting spooked.
This is the perfect podcast to high-five slimecicle then get immediately 4th walled
i think "schlatt" should show his hair
I like how at the start Ned is trying to make this come out on Halloween and I’m sitting here in Australia on nov 1st
I have a list of podcast episodes to binge when my shrooms have been grown, this one earned the spot on my peak, purely for the spooky spelunking segment
I was literally just thinking about chuckle sandwhich wishing there was another episode.
Ugh same
spoo key
a chuckle sammy episode is exactly what we needed on a cold halloween's night
48:20 Schlatts reaction is priceless
fix your comment
I love the suckle chandwich podcast!
Charlie pronounced the lunatic asylum correctly and it's actually used as a haunted house with actors in it for Halloween season every year
I think it just depends on how you pronounce Allegheny. I’m from PA and I pronounce it like Al (like short for Allan) eh- gain - e
Why did they censor schlatt’s hair hope the barber didn’t do him that dirty
This is the perfect podcast to cry myself to sleep to
Actually same
This podcast never fails to make me sandwich
I love how much chaotic energy is in this podcast
man, this podcast is great. charlie has the best puns, ted could break my knees at any second so im scared of saying anything bad about him (not that there is anything bad to say) and "schlatt" is just kinda there
I was goosin' for my favorite puppy podcast!
This is the perfect podcast to eat some unchecked Halloween candy!
Oh
o no
Forgot to switch accounts did we?
10:10 Charlies response to this was golden
I love the typical vibes you guys give off, I really missed that the past week lmao
i think the greatest way to explain the chuckle sandwich podcast to someone who doesn't know what it is is
pretend if Charlie from its always sunny cloned himself 2 times and they all made a podcast togethee
Ted is Dennis and schlatt is mac
“It’s the age old saying, lobster get bigger *stops rhyming*”
Stopped while he was ahead, smart
the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting for trick-or-treaters to never arrive
“Schlatt” being a little brother makes so much sense
let me just say; schlatt, being a man from new york, a city, gets no opinions on skin walkers/any other “mythical” creatures that may or may not roam the woods
*”Schlatt”
fix your comment
Schizo
What an amazing episode from Charlie, Ted, and "Schlatt". Keep up the good work guys!
Charlie: "unicron is out there!"
transformers fans: *intense sweating*
First thing that came to my mind.
This is my favourite podcast to listen to while being extremely spooky
The amount of joy I get from the intro is immeasurable
Ah, time for Chuckle Sandwich Ep 37 part 1
"Schlatt" is by far my favorite guest.
I genuinely wanna hear more about that ghost video Charlie made, all the BTS stuff is so fascinating to me!
it's been over a year but charlie has had some ghouls sent his way
I think this is turning into the Sleep Deprived podcast
when charlie was in google street view, it sounded exactly like when dwight from the office was describing his perfect crime
I love that they censored schlatts hair
This is the perfect podcast to enjoy with infinite bacon
I wish I knew what infinite bacon was like. I took the games
50:15 Megalodons are definitely extinct, due to the fact that they stayed near the surface. We most definitely would have spotted a few by now. Instead we just get idiots mistaking large great whites or bass king sharks as megalodon.
I cannot imagine randomly picking this episode to show my family
I’m chuckling so hard right now
ive been with the podcasts since the start and they never get old ! :)
The scott editing bit they do now is my fuckign favourite
44:49 the animation potential here