Schlatt's $10,000 fine from Texas - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 41
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- Опубліковано 6 сер 2024
- On this episode we talk about how Ted managed to sneak through airport security, Schlatt's $10,000 fine from Texas, and Charlie's girlfriends very unique resolution for the new year
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Musical Intro by Oval Music: / @ovalmusic
CHAPTERS:
0:00 - intro
2:43 - schlatt's face reveal
3:57 - welcome
4:46 - words starting with "schl"
6:05 - the christmas break
24:24 - sponsor segment
25:43 - schlatt's return to streaming
29:24 - the otk office
31:18 - driving in texas
36:00 - ted's departure from texas
50:26 - schlatt is suing the state of texas
56:06 - reasons to avoid texas
58:25 - highways
1:01:35 - where would schlatt live?
1:02:32 - new years resolutions
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out. - Комедії
Why is Charlie Slimecicle the most healthy, Zen person I’ve ever seen? For Christmas he got a *bird-feeder* and a *sweater,* he never drinks or does drugs, he eats eleven pounds of vegetables a day
He is truly an entity
he is the person ever
Now he just needs a beard and he will have achieved hippie status
@@komewome no hippies definitely did drugs
@@komewome I believe hippies did copious amounts of drugs
BTS:
B: Big guy
T: Ted Nivison
S: Slimecicle
Underrated lmao
50:30 Charlie saying he's going to run away, Ted telling him not to, then it cutting back to Charlie's empty chair is so good
Non-Audio-Only Gang
We aren't loved to death 💔
0
Ted’s little, “oh he’s gone”
*sad audio listener moment*
Charlie's girlfriend is literally just a moth in disguise
This is the perfect podcast to defy state and government regulations to.
I bought many drugs while listening to this
Not watching this podcast is when the Government does stuff, and the less you watch the podcast the more stuff it does and if it does a whole lot of stuff, you're not chuckling
Like the regulation on asbestos pillows in orphanages
no anti maskers doe
what the fuck is that first comment?!😂
charlie’s tendency to wear flesh-colored t-shirts will always be upsetting
very much so
Every episode I always get confused if he's shirtless or not
@@jabblock5433 it’s fitting that his merch reflects his personal style
i got to turn it into 1K 😩 riveting
Now why you gotta point it out
charlie and grace sound absolutely perfect for eachother. addicted to looking at the sun and wanting to be a human bird feeder
It’s beautiful
was looking for a comment about them D: got scared when he said he spent christmas alone
My New Years resolution is to look at the sun more. It’s just a weird way to word that I want to get outside more but hearing Grace’s resolution makes me want to see what the hype is all about.
yeah i gotta get in on this trend
They should change the title of that one Netflix movie called Don't Look Up and just remove the don't in the title entirely because clearly, it would get more attention
Its been a while
@Jiham Mabya sick
Yo you changed your comment lol
Cannot believe schlatt and Ted glossed over Charlie’s do it harder make it faster joke
Bro I was literally like respect the fucking daft punk and they didn’t and I was so sad
It was pretty obvious didn’t really need to be pointed out
I've been watching the pod for months and this is just another reason to love Charlie Slimecicle (fr respect to Daft punk they inspired my years-old username)
Timesstamp?
@@dumbbelle6246 no.
Finally, I can finally chuckle. My happiness has dried out.
I can finally have a sandwich. I’ve been starving. It’s time
Same
@@zoetheprof been starving too, stuck in Ohio
Lol no you didn’t😂
@@cgumby glad I’m not the only one
the last five five minutes were the funniest thing i've heard all year. i'm crying at how much charlie worries for his wonderful and strange girlfriend who just can't stop staring into the sun
It was just the new year...
@@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465 that's the joke! /lh
I feel like theyre so bizzarely perfect for eachother. And very zen
At 1:00:13 you can actually see reality creating the word “grassy burms” after Ted says it, which just comes to show a fraction of what Ted can truly do
*berm
How tf do they not know what a berm is?!
@@dustingoldsmith1556 wait what
didn’t think this weekend was gonna be good but here we are with a new episode. favorite puppy moment
Favorite puppy indeed :D
but least funny puppy are the fines
The most favored of puppies
Favourite puppy moment indeed
The most preferred of the canines instant
Good to see that Ted hasn't murdered Charlie over the holidays, welcome back boys!
Pretty sure they just make a new Charlie from the slime of the old one before every podcast
@@rabalabadingdong8443 for sure. We just don’t get to see the ritual for it
Ted couldn't kill charlie, despite popular believe, charlie's actually the most powerful of the trio
Well well well Ted got him.
This aged poorly
the fact that charlie and grace give off the same chaotic energy proves they’re perfect for each other
i hope he helps her with her sun addiction
You know Ted, last podcast I didn't feel very loved as an audio listener, but this week I think you really made up for it with your description of Charlie's sweater.
20 seconds in, schlatt is already creating the ultimate unhinged environment
20 seconds in schlatt🤤🤤
I couldn't stop laughing at Grace's new year's resolution cuz my sister had the same problem when she was in elementary school. She would stare at the sun for as long as possible on the playground, in pain, just trying to get a new record.
Same, but it was middle school and I had UV protected goggles. Became the kid that laid on the sidewalk and stared at the sun, then people started joining me.
Can she still hear? Staring at the sun too long can make your ears go blind.
I stared at the sun a couple times because I didn't believe science but then I got bored and forgot to keep doing it and I still have to wear glasses
"It's a big flaming ball of light,what, am I supposed to ignore it?"
Charlie Slimecicle has officially achieved
*Moth GF*
Ok but ted's story about skipping a line on the airport is fucking golden jesus christ
THE SMILE THAT JUST FORMED ON MY FACE WITH THIS NOTIFATION. CHUCKLE IS BACK BABY.
Chulk
@@bungersinyourarea Sculk
@@TheNormemegian culk
@@sashascheez4019 bulk
NOTIFATION!!!11!!1!
Every second of your life while you sit around and do nothing, Ted Nivision gets closer.
careful… he’s fast
Ehh, he's coming all the way from LA, I'm sure I'll be fi-
52:34 Schlatt: "that's to much... I will forget about this" Best moment even
My parents had a bird feeder that spun whenever squirrel landed on it and threw the squirrels off, I feel that its very on brand for Charlie's growing bird feeder collection.
Perfect podcast to watch completely while eating chulk 🙂
i thought you misspelled chalk and for some reason that seemed much more normal to my brain than what you actually said
@@humanure0 lmao same
@Jiham Mabya lmao same
If you try to eat chulk he will just get even more baige
Mmmm chulk
I love Schlatt's demonic laugh it's perfect
@Jiham Mabya WTF!?
Schlatt saw the slightest twinge of Stan culture brewing with his face reveal and just became as revolting as possible to counteract it
Imagine your in traffic and all the sudden you see schlatt frantically running through cars yelling "PLATZ! PLATZ!!!" and a police dog just bolting at him
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while drawing schlatt on a charizard while holding a gigantamax charizard plush
Schlarizard
@@jester6408 i dont know what to say to this, but you should *stop*
@Jiham Mabya shlarizard, indeed
@@gh0ulfriend185 let me see
Schlatt tips waiters singular nickels and now he evades taxes. Can't say I'm surprised.
to summarize, Charlie got a new sweater. Ted Nivison bribed an airport worker. And Jshlatt is suing the state of texas
Charlie, put chilli powder or hot sauce on your bird food. The squirrels can taste it but the birds can't. That should keep the squirrels away.
Then the birds shits would hurt, like my does now
I can relate to Grace. I used to stare at the sun whenever I was out floatin' on the lake just to see if I could, and would keep staring even as I could feel a physical burn just for fun. Now I can barely open my eyes on a snowy day because it's too bright. I ruined my eyes and am now incredibly light sensitive
from what i know, the snow things normal. that’s why skiiers/snowboarders wear sunglass goggles while skiing/snowboarding. snows SUPER reflective
@@crimson2209 Can't relate, I only see a little bit of snow like every 5 years
I'm just imagining charlie T posing in that sweater, bird feed stuck all over the arms, for hours at a time just trying to become the perfect perch, flesh torn from bones when the feed runs dry, deltoids aching at the weight of carrying the avian future on his big beige arms as he balloons into the man he was always meant to be, the fleshcicle
edit: also grace probably just heard about sungazing one time and decided to photosynthesize
Holy fucking shit what did I just read LMFAO
This is simultaneously the best and worst thing that has ever graced my eyes
i'm... you write wattpad stories or smth?
@@mazarine_44 no it just came from the void between a stroke of genius and a regular stroke
21:33 "And I stand there, for hours and hours and hours, seed in every orifice, until I am coated" - Charlie Slimesicle
Schlatt V Texas is going to be one of the most monumental cases ever
I haven’t laughed so hard in so long, Ted’s stories were hilarious man
Charlie's new year resolution part too, shit had me absolutely dying of laughter
Ted is like the dad, Charlie is the adopted son, while Schlatt is the pet
shlet
Favorite puppy
Jschitter is the crazy uncle
........
She's beauty, she's Grace.
She wants to stare less at the sun,
so it doesn't burn her eyes and face.
this might be my memory failing me, but early schlatt's face wasn't as _wide_ as present day schlatt. the man's *expanded.*
He got big
He’s big guy
I imagine the chuckle sandwich universe like this:
Schlatt, Ted, Charlie +guests: the sandwich
Editors: the sandwich stand that sells sandwiches
Viewers: sandwich buyers
Clap
i imagine the chuckle sandwich universe like this:
Schlatt, ted, Charlie: the crispy boys
my mom and dad: remarried
bold of you to assume i pay
@@arv584 clap
@@crungler same, I just pocket one. You have to do it sneakily tho, cause you can't outrun Ted
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while hunched over the toilet, constipated.
Same
You still on the toilet broski?
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while staring at the sun.
ted is slowly approaching a beard, and i am not ready
him taking off his glasses would be even more uncanny
The opening of this episode is the most overwhelming one by far lmao
Idk, the visual meter one was also pretty unhinged
I disagree, the visual meter was pretty wild
This is the perfect podcast to listen to with the japanese kanji for "danger" floating around my head
I think Ted is just trying to outrun Ranboo at this point. Man has seen Mr. Boo run, and I think he was intimidated
As someone who went to the original torchy’s tacos truck and frequently visits Texas, I can confirm that it is one of the very few things that Texas has going for it.
Charlie I hate to break this to you, but I think Grace is secretly a moth
The perfect podcast to stare directly at the sun to.
Schlatt gets upset at his sexual partners because they cannot find the schlitoris.
Watched this while high, scariest experience in my life
My new years resolution is to get Ted back for what he's done
Ted delirious at the airport making through following the airport staff sounds like the hobo living on the polar express just manifesting and when he’s required and vanishing when he’s done
Mr. Chuckle, Mr.Chuckle, and Mrs. Chuckle,
Could we have another DnD session podcast? I greatly enjoyed the previous one.
Thank you for your time,
Kevin
Grace's New Years Resolution is an infohazard, after hearing it, my first thought was to look directly at the sun. Thank god it was cloudy.
glad to see tip, barley, and schlup all back. can't wait for more.
Thank God. I've been goosin' for a new Chuckle Sandwich Podcast for a year!
4:53 When you just turns schlatts name into puns it just ends up sounding like Sean Connery
54:19 The way Schlatt so casually said Alexis Texas and then continued his sentence with a straight face was probably the funniest thing ever, because it caught me so off-guard.
Started watching this podcast today whilst studying, it was so enjoyable! Adore your work!
@Jiham Mabya
ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤
ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥
WE STAY HUNGRY😈
WE DEVOUR 👹
PUT IN THE WORK 💪
PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚
AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶
w h i l s t
chulk
Do I watch this here and experience the feast of visuals or listen on my favorite podcast distribution platform and get the love that only comes from being an audio listener? How do other chucklers decide?
Do like I do, which the video first then listen to the podcast to sleep
They returned when the world needed them most
Literally the only podcast I care about enough to come back to.
I love all three of you guys
This is the perfect podcast to stare into the sun to
Damn great episode guys watched every second of it
Absolutely outstanding
Loved the part when they talked about that one specific topic. I was chuckling all the way.
@@iSyf DUDE THAT WAS LIKE, THE BEST PART
And that one part where Charlie tells that one pun? I almost died
I loved that bit towards the end with the thing, god that was funny
I was listening to this on spotify but i had to head over to see charlies sweater,,
Me too lol. Good to know that we are both loved to death
Honestly was having a really rough day today.
I was glad to be reminded that I can still physically chuckle.
Also Grace is based
Ever since Schlatt started streaming again, I get regular reminders from my friends about when the next schleam is.
Schlatt’s gremlin laugh in the beginning brought me great amounts of serotonin
'you gonna care about what someone who can't even use their turn signal thinks of you?' - schlatt, the weekly slap. oh how the tables turn
Shame that this was the last seen footage of Ted Nivison before his cancellation on K-Pop Twitter, and subsequent disappearance in real life.
The fact that "schlatt" doesn't use turn signals is the one red flag that I can't look past.
I havent laughed thus hard in a long time, Charlies girlfriend looking at the sun almost killed me XD
The way they tell stories about the airport, the tax evasion, and the sun starers is just pure UA-cam gold
Trying to eat plastic less is much more relatable to me than ceasing to look at the Sun.
This is the perfect podcast to think about how it’s two days from the chuckle sandwich years anniversary to
So glad to have the boys back!
This notification certainly brightened my day! Chuckle Sandwich is back! My day would have been brighter if Its_Jawsh was invited onto the podcast, that would be very cool!
true, would've loved to see him complaining
1:00:13 and here we see Charlie’s attempt to once again break the fourth wall, only stopped by the sheet power or the grassy burms.
Got my heart stomped on today, needed this relief from the world. Thank you all.
Can't wait to enjoy my first chuckle of the year
The way "I haven't made a poopy since last year" and "You haven't shit in four days, go to a hospital" hit me like a freight truck and made me chuckle was the most beautiful thing in the world. Thank you.
I live in Texas, and we have a berm on our property. We set up steel targets there and the berm prevents any bullets from ricocheting into our neighbors property and hurting their cows.
I feel the same way Grace does. I was never informed that you are supposed to not look at the sun. I have been looking at it more than anyone I knows. I have a new New Years resolution.
When I see a notif from Chuckle Sandwich, I know it's going to be a good day. Charlie, Ted and "Schlatt" make my day
I got covid last thursday and strated going back and watching these. It's one of the few things I've laughed at. Thank you.
The last thing about the sun made me think of the analog horror thing where if you stare at the moon you die or something
Ted just learned the secret to getting shit done quick here. Act like you're in a rush and that you know what you're doing and no one will question you
this year has started off so bad with tragedies but im glad i can spend some time relaxing and laughing with this podcast
Charlie's way with words is profound.
Thanks for this awesome podcast, it really give me motivation to get though the week!
Man chuckle sandwich is great! I love to open the video and immediately pause it. Then just read the comments and imagine how the video went, then just close it. What a great time.
I haven't been chuckling for a year now and these guys released a Chuckle Sandwich episode and now I can't stop chuckling (plshelpme) hahaha.
Glad to see you all are back
i just recently found out about this podcast and its absolutely magical. I've been sitting at my desk for like 3 hours and there hasn't been one dull moment. Keep it up Schlatt
this is a good one boys !! can tell how much more energy you have for the pod after taking time for yourselves
Dude love every episode of chuckle sandwich, by far the best trio of UA-camrs I’ve seen. Missed ya guys
This may be the funniest episode yet. My chest hurts from laughing at the ending
Thank you for doing chapters!! It's so helpful
I enjoyed this episode SO much. Very glad that it was a temporary hiatus and the audio levels are great!