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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  Рік тому +8206

    THE SCHLANKET IS HERE.
    schlatt.co/shop/schlanket
    schlatt.co/shop/schlanket
    schlatt.co/shop/schlanket

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Рік тому +5599

    Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

    • @chaples_
      @chaples_ Рік тому +35

      this is my favorite comment. like ever. dont bash me for the fect that i never read comments like ever except for this one.

    • @konpietadeezbawlsinyomouth
      @konpietadeezbawlsinyomouth Рік тому +1

      I piss in a cup

    • @gniff
      @gniff Рік тому +3

      who?

    • @AdminAbuse
      @AdminAbuse Рік тому +8

      Than*

    • @Joshs4stro
      @Joshs4stro Рік тому +14

      truly a front line worker

  • @sponkmcdonk
    @sponkmcdonk Рік тому +9904

    I love how the weird lip guy just keep guessing schlatts favorite things correctly and makes schlatt more flustered each time he appears. The rizz is truly unmatched

    • @FieryKitsune1
      @FieryKitsune1 Рік тому +412

      He aint got just the rizz, he also got the clairvoyance.

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 Рік тому +149

      Or maybe Schlatt just predicts what EnochJ is going to say for a funnier reaction

    • @waleazakro
      @waleazakro Рік тому

      You have one opportunity don't miss it
      ua-cam.com/video/GdFSad1QRsc/v-deo.html

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Рік тому

      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
      PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 Рік тому

      @baboo your mother's house. Her bedroom, to be more precise

  • @slinkydinky8018
    @slinkydinky8018 Рік тому +11256

    These tiktok videos are funny, but I miss those more interactive ones like presentations and bedrooms, I understand that they're much harder to put together, but those are some of my favorite videos in a while and I'd love to see a return is all
    edit: holy schneedt this comment got popular, and i thought this opinion would be more controversial, the people have spoken schlatt!

    • @AFunkyFella
      @AFunkyFella Рік тому +224

      ^ bumping (not the bots but the og comment)

    • @thejmekold
      @thejmekold Рік тому +217

      right im so tired of the tiktok videos i only finshed like half of the first one and then never watched any of his newer ones, like i know they get the most views but still

    • @baasil6492
      @baasil6492 Рік тому +10

      Who’s watching this after school?

    • @xeroles
      @xeroles Рік тому +89

      i wish it was at least streamed, not saying it has to im sure he has his reasons for not streaming

    • @joegarciaiv1136
      @joegarciaiv1136 Рік тому +32

      It's getting really fatigued kinda like when twomad was doing his ylyl tiktok vids. And idk if I just don't find em funny but schlatt kinda hams em up

  • @adamactually8609
    @adamactually8609 Місяць тому +72

    For the firefighting video in the beginning: as a firefighter myself, that's how we're taught so we cool off surrounding areas and makes sure there's no chance of rekindling

  • @xenathar8766
    @xenathar8766 Рік тому +8808

    I love just watching schlatt descend into insanity every video

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 Рік тому +28

      @@ZachZone “schlatt” “descending” into “insanity”

    • @volce5008
      @volce5008 Рік тому +2

      ascend*

    • @maniac7302
      @maniac7302 Рік тому +7

      these bot comments are getting wild

    • @Mrmackncheez
      @Mrmackncheez Рік тому +3

      I was the 129564th viewer

    • @AssortedGarbage23
      @AssortedGarbage23 Рік тому +4

      Its also funny how he never actually ranks the videos

  • @potofbonsai
    @potofbonsai Рік тому +9932

    It takes Schlatt a month to come up with a new adjective to describe his submitted TikToks.

    • @doogupspatula506
      @doogupspatula506 Рік тому +59

      dam💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @potofbonsai
      @potofbonsai Рік тому +195

      @@doogupspatula506 I wait for weeks to see what word he'll use next and he settles on "insane".

    • @liamjones8532
      @liamjones8532 Рік тому +51

      i almost didnt click this one cause i thought i'd already watched it

    • @InfoPublisher111
      @InfoPublisher111 Рік тому +16

      "Well, when you're trying to find the perfect words to describe the absurdity of TikToks, it takes time."

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Рік тому

      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
      PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Рік тому +7142

    I love the part where he ranked them

  • @BruhIgot2strikes
    @BruhIgot2strikes 10 місяців тому +104

    That Wendy’s burger is actually real, and it’s called the T-Rex burger. It’s a secret item on the menus of certain locations.

    • @TheNewbie78
      @TheNewbie78 4 дні тому

      Is it bigger than The Cube?

    • @themacud
      @themacud 2 хвилини тому

      @@TheNewbie78 by miles
      cube is 4 patties
      t-rex is 8 to 9

    • @TheNewbie78
      @TheNewbie78 20 секунд тому

      @@themacud gah dann

  • @TMJ1231
    @TMJ1231 Рік тому +2964

    Respect for Schlatt and the fact he’s actually selling the schlanket

  • @123698lol
    @123698lol Рік тому +5917

    If anyone was curious about the AIR BNB videos, I can explain each one.
    The teriyaki sauce one is the most peculiar because I feel like you can use any other type of goopy liquid, but it's put there to basically check if the window has been opened or not when you are not in the room.
    The magic marker one is the same idea but just for the door.
    The electric razor one on the light switch is to see if bugs come out of the lightswitch, the fast and strong vibrations of a razor makes them scatter out of them.

    • @notsam5328
      @notsam5328 Рік тому +296

      OH- TY

    • @penciloctopus2231
      @penciloctopus2231 Рік тому +98

      omg

    • @tracer4b
      @tracer4b Рік тому +571

      Maybe teriyaki sauce is used bc it’s 1) readily available and 2) it won’t attract vermin as much, as opposed to something like honey

    • @pillow_fluff2276
      @pillow_fluff2276 Рік тому +198

      whats the hot dogs on the vents one?

    • @123698lol
      @123698lol Рік тому +444

      @@pillow_fluff2276 checking how dusty the airflow is

  • @EverybodiesEverything
    @EverybodiesEverything Рік тому +6690

    these videos are so damn mind-numbing that i forgot 60% of the tiktoks

    • @sowososmooth
      @sowososmooth Рік тому +338

      Bro lmao, I'm watching this again and it's like a new video.

    • @flowerpatchtoons1101
      @flowerpatchtoons1101 Рік тому +86

      ​@@sowososmooth dude ikr. Like I just kinda turn my brain off with his tictok videos

    • @EverybodiesEverything
      @EverybodiesEverything Рік тому

      @@flowerpatchtoons1101 i can feel the brainrot setting in

    • @EverybodiesEverything
      @EverybodiesEverything Рік тому

      @@jacobbyrd7276 fax brah (cry for help)

    • @tobyggen1058
      @tobyggen1058 Рік тому +37

      That just means you can watch these over and over and never get bored

  • @KingofTheGojiras
    @KingofTheGojiras 9 місяців тому +47

    0:10 As someone currently majoring in fire science this is a way of cooling the compartment during a fire and can also be used for air entrainment all of witch help to re align thermal balance and get the fire under control.

    • @Jynxzifangirl
      @Jynxzifangirl 9 місяців тому +2

      I thought that said entertainment lmao

    • @KingofTheGojiras
      @KingofTheGojiras 9 місяців тому

      @@Jynxzifangirl 😂😂

    • @Namiya_VT
      @Namiya_VT 2 місяці тому +2

      It's also to allow firefighters to ensure supports haven't been damaged, letting the hose pressure test the space ahead of them, hence why they're scooting slowly behind it.

    • @KingofTheGojiras
      @KingofTheGojiras 2 місяці тому

      @@Namiya_VT thank you, that as well.

  • @Blowingmind
    @Blowingmind Рік тому +296

    Truly disgusting, that some Schlibble would do this horrible thing

  • @NotePortal
    @NotePortal Рік тому +442

    JUSTICE FOR SCHLIBBLE

  • @joeJOE-zy7rw
    @joeJOE-zy7rw Рік тому +449

    We fight for justice, we fight for Schlibble.

  • @RedDotShark18
    @RedDotShark18 10 місяців тому +450

    You just never know.

  • @yldan.
    @yldan. Рік тому +310

    Justice for Schlibble!

  • @JakeTheBikerDude
    @JakeTheBikerDude Рік тому +1368

    Whenever Jschlatt does new videos like these, it makes me want to watch Jschlatt more than I want to already

    • @alextrifs
      @alextrifs Рік тому +11

      Really? It makes me not want to. Zero effort content. The old schlatt is dead.

    • @lepus9588
      @lepus9588 Рік тому +2

      @@alextrifs fr

    • @en3myspott3d54
      @en3myspott3d54 Рік тому

      "schlatt"

    • @awaspnest1014
      @awaspnest1014 Рік тому +4

      @@alextrifs fr these some fake ahh laughs plus most of these tik toks are moldy

    • @alextrifs
      @alextrifs Рік тому +8

      @@awaspnest1014 I take back that the old Schlatt is dead. The two videos where they do wii and dodgeball are good and clearly took effort. Only if he had better quality consistency over his content. It’s no secret Schlatt knows how to market and I believe it’s just part of the most efficient way to make money, I’d like to think of these as burner videos to promote his merch and get a quick buck. It’s really easy to see how his decisions are based on making money, for example his switch to twitch. While I’m not going to say schlatt was lying when he said he didn’t like making yt vids anymore, I believe there’s more to it than that. The move to twitch had several benefits such as publicity, more content, and a new audience. With this system in place he could stream on twitch (makes money), post the vod on UA-cam (makes money), Edit the vod and post it as a normal video (makes money), Promote his merch on all of those videos (makes money) and last but not least, get a sponsorship on some of those vids which also makes money.
      I hope you see the pattern here lol.

  • @AmJason
    @AmJason Рік тому +486

    GIVE SCHLIBBLE JUSTICE

  • @MicrowaveDVD
    @MicrowaveDVD 5 місяців тому +48

    1:31 bros laugh sounds like the pacman die effect 💀

  • @jordy-teennagels
    @jordy-teennagels Рік тому +715

    Every encounter schlatt had with the being know as the "airbnb guy'
    Teriyaki sauce 19:27
    Magic eraser 19:52
    Electric razor 23:48
    hotdog in the vent 28:30

  • @cranberrycranberryig678
    @cranberrycranberryig678 Рік тому +974

    I love the part where shlitoris ranks the tiktoks. truly a moment of all time.

  • @nickloras
    @nickloras Рік тому +1212

    i love how schlatt has been laughing less in the tiktok reaction thumbnails over time

  • @carlwhat1639
    @carlwhat1639 2 місяці тому +77

    I burped like a weirdo

    • @K328
      @K328 2 місяці тому +14

      Guys I think he just burped like a weirdo

    • @Godofsilliness
      @Godofsilliness 2 місяці тому

      Skibidi​@@K328

    • @yuri_Luv173
      @yuri_Luv173 2 місяці тому +18

      @@K328don’t jump into assumptions

    • @Cold0v3n
      @Cold0v3n Місяць тому +7

      @@yuri_Luv173wait, bro might be on to something

    • @Jack-k4m
      @Jack-k4m Місяць тому +6

      ​@@Cold0v3nagreed

  • @megasnhope
    @megasnhope Рік тому +504

    I have the constant feeling that schlatt will just break down crying at any point in this video

  • @taikatonttu21
    @taikatonttu21 Рік тому +556

    “If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that.
    WE MUST FIGHT FOR SCHLIBBLE.

  • @charizard7666
    @charizard7666 Рік тому +755

    As a certified British person, that video is what most chippy sausage and chips actually look like. I like to imagine that most of us wouldn't dare ruin such an excellent meal with that much ketchup, but other than that it doesn't actually look that bad.

    • @amc45000
      @amc45000 Рік тому +35

      My exact reaction was ‘nice tea, ooo too much ketchup’

    • @MossMan42069
      @MossMan42069 Рік тому +27

      The lack of curry sauce or batter bits makes chippy food look bad

    • @minisoda312
      @minisoda312 Рік тому

      I swear British people would die with anything more than salt

    • @evaneiscool
      @evaneiscool Рік тому +16

      chippy sausage💀

    • @ssupermarlo
      @ssupermarlo Рік тому +20

      you are insane

  • @adamgrey411
    @adamgrey411 8 місяців тому +9

    1:29 schlatt's laugh sounds like a ghost 🤣

  • @etrun3871
    @etrun3871 Рік тому +173

    Justice for Schlibble!!!!

  • @lierx8694
    @lierx8694 Рік тому +568

    I love the part where he ranked them. Truly a ranking of all time

  • @irecordwithaphone1856
    @irecordwithaphone1856 Рік тому +255

    I love how on the merch store all the clothes look so professional, then you get to the Schlanket. We got what we asked for

    • @romax2724
      @romax2724 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/BAiVjQTdL_w/v-deo.html

  • @raphsodyamoresconstantino7509
    @raphsodyamoresconstantino7509 2 місяці тому +14

    8:55 no one is gonna talk about it?

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Рік тому +539

    I love the realization that none of these short-form vids are funny, but Schlatt is the thing that makes you laugh

    • @feritye767
      @feritye767 Рік тому +14

      I mean all he does in most of them is repeat what happened and then laugh

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 Рік тому +13

      ​@@feritye767yes and that's the funniest part

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 Рік тому

      So close

    • @Zelurpio
      @Zelurpio 11 місяців тому +3

      Some of them are funny just based on their absurdity

    • @Hdjfijc
      @Hdjfijc 10 місяців тому

      8:41 - 8:50
      Schlatt is furry conFURRmt

  • @jamesfortney4919
    @jamesfortney4919 Рік тому +296

    I am a full adult and I know Schlatt despises making these videos to an extent but I truly get unreasonably excited when I see a new tiktok video from him.

  • @bugsixtyfour7696
    @bugsixtyfour7696 Рік тому +187

    #SchlibbleforSchlatt
    I can't believe this scharlatan would pass up an opportunity to expand his Bionicle Collection, must be some sick joke

  • @ErikZehms
    @ErikZehms 8 місяців тому +11

    Hey SCHLATT i forgot thanks for reminding me, you need to make some Schlaggs, (schlatt+flag)

  • @sumfyrmin4722
    @sumfyrmin4722 Рік тому +564

    Lack of Schlibble is disturbing. Justice for Schlibble.

  • @Shroom_sh00mz
    @Shroom_sh00mz Рік тому +413

    there’s just something about Schlatt getting pissed at paintball that makes me wanna just cry laughing

  • @IPlayAcousticGuitar
    @IPlayAcousticGuitar 7 місяців тому +8

    I love it when "schlinglesworth gayman schlinglesshat" ranks our tiktoks

  • @seb.8030
    @seb.8030 Рік тому +477

    As a Brit I can confirm we shout into random open and windows and that we do not claim Ryan as one of our own

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker Рік тому +12

      You'd think the English would be better at reading and writing in English

    • @_.-asteria-._782
      @_.-asteria-._782 Рік тому +5

      Ryan isnt one of us hes someone elses

    • @carterbohren8253
      @carterbohren8253 Рік тому +6

      That’s actually really funny you do that in America 50/50 chance you get shot

    • @foooosh
      @foooosh Рік тому +7

      ​@@carterbohren8253more like 70/30

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 10 місяців тому

      Everyone knows you get the battered sausage from the chippy, and you don't drown it in ketchup

  • @ludvighauger5044
    @ludvighauger5044 Рік тому +67

    Truly digusting that some "people" wouldnt Schlibble.

  • @flamethrowr_
    @flamethrowr_ Рік тому +304

    Justice for Schlibble.

  • @archamedies616
    @archamedies616 5 місяців тому +9

    24:24 that guy at the end was my former music teacher
    i'm not joking dude
    he was such a nice guy

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc Рік тому +187

    23:36 every streamer i’ve known has had this collective innate ability to summon whatever contextually fitting object they want yet i never would’ve expected scat to spawn a rifle out of all things

    • @bananamations379
      @bananamations379 Рік тому +4

      This comment is fucking hilarious and I really hope more people see it

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc Рік тому

      @@bananamations379 thank

    • @drawer_fern
      @drawer_fern Рік тому +1

      Scat LMAO💀accurate

    • @thomasharrison1443
      @thomasharrison1443 Рік тому +1

      We know what's in his auto correct

    • @kral3046
      @kral3046 Рік тому +2

      ​@@thomasharrison1443Are you thinking what i'm thinking?..

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Рік тому +324

    So glad “Schlatt” is continuing this series, if he knows what’s best for him

  • @hellooooo469
    @hellooooo469 11 місяців тому +2684

    you just never know

    • @Mincie-burrito
      @Mincie-burrito 8 місяців тому +22

      Fr

    • @SadMouseVR
      @SadMouseVR 7 місяців тому +104

      I always put ketchup on the light in airbnb. You just neeeeeeever know...

    • @NuttyDeez69
      @NuttyDeez69 6 місяців тому +13

      True tho

    • @Dirtbags1987
      @Dirtbags1987 6 місяців тому +11

      But I will😈

    • @Player_grey
      @Player_grey 6 місяців тому +9

      It could happen at any time

  • @crazycat92010
    @crazycat92010 7 місяців тому +9

    9:08 the way shclatt and that tiktok are in the same mindframe

  • @Egirl_Slayer
    @Egirl_Slayer Рік тому +504

    Probably the only channel that can make me laugh for 30 minutes straight lol

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Рік тому

      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
      PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @Crow_Friend
      @Crow_Friend Рік тому +4

      Easily pleased.

    • @sonicraft9996
      @sonicraft9996 Рік тому

      You have a really low standard for humor

    • @collinm.4652
      @collinm.4652 Рік тому

      I am sure there are other UA-camrs who can sit in front of a camera laughing at tik toks that could make u laugh too

    • @Egirl_Slayer
      @Egirl_Slayer Рік тому +2

      @@collinm.4652 nah Schlatt is built different

  • @3lla___119
    @3lla___119 Рік тому +269

    I’ve been in the dark abyss for years…
    but now there’s a Jschlatt video to pull me back to reality

    • @awaspnest1014
      @awaspnest1014 Рік тому +1

      It's a tik tok reaction video it will not help

    • @crow2596
      @crow2596 Рік тому +1

      oop there goes gravity

  • @CheeseGrater69
    @CheeseGrater69 11 місяців тому +437

    14:15 that is the seven sisters waterfalls in Geirangerfjorden norway, it was so beautiful seeing it in person specially with a clear skies sunrise

    • @coolcatreal
      @coolcatreal 10 місяців тому +5

      esirnus seiks raelc a htiw yllaiceps nosrep ni ti gniees lufituaeb os saw ti ,yawron nedrojfregnarieG ni sllafretaw sretsis neves eht si taht 51:41

    • @coolcatreal
      @coolcatreal 10 місяців тому +2

      but seriously I’d really want to go here

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc 9 місяців тому

      directly next to seven sisters high from persona

    • @asterglaceon
      @asterglaceon 9 місяців тому

      i looked it up and holy crap that village Geiranger looks so cozy if i knew Norwegian i would live there

    • @CheeseGrater69
      @CheeseGrater69 9 місяців тому +1

      @@asterglaceon tbh most of them speak English

  • @CyberCat617
    @CyberCat617 5 місяців тому +2

    The fact the Open Window Maniac exists and is also British is one of the more horrifying things I've ever learned

  • @CaptainKat8
    @CaptainKat8 Рік тому +164

    This video is so inspirational. “Ranking your INSANE TikToks” has got to be “schlatt’s” magnum opus. Thank you for this masterpiece of a video.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Рік тому +84

    0:50 you guys don't scream in open windows in the US? wild

    • @gunkflower
      @gunkflower Рік тому +4

      Thanks

    • @TrickerMan9000
      @TrickerMan9000 Рік тому +1

      Man I see this guy everywhere.

    • @ElectricoGamez
      @ElectricoGamez Рік тому +1

      We're not THAT uncivilized.

    • @borkchamp
      @borkchamp 8 місяців тому

      ​@@TrickerMan9000pokemon youtuber

    • @borkchamp
      @borkchamp 8 місяців тому

      Hey pat. In Lebanon,it's much worse...

  • @Thewalliest
    @Thewalliest Рік тому +3488

    Schlibble

    • @already__taken
      @already__taken Рік тому +18

      Same

    • @GreaseBall-
      @GreaseBall- Рік тому +12

      brother

    • @GreaseBall-
      @GreaseBall- Рік тому +8

      nice pfp

    • @Urban_Goose
      @Urban_Goose Рік тому +26

      Yeah but honestly it's just disrespectful that number 3 wasn't ranked higher

    • @mmMisko
      @mmMisko Рік тому +3

      We only need -10 likes on this comment...

  • @Thefunni1991
    @Thefunni1991 5 місяців тому +4

    26:33 what my best friend sees in 2043 when I upload 700 TB of memes to his NeuroLink:

  • @nicholaslopez4395
    @nicholaslopez4395 Рік тому +358

    The amount of joy I felt when seeing this video pop up is immeasurable

  • @mikeimartins6907
    @mikeimartins6907 Рік тому +419

    1:54 i love the way that his laught is perfectly timed with the music on the beggining

  • @b3n_mex
    @b3n_mex 2 місяці тому +7

    2:57 moments before disaster 😂😂😂

  • @hoboq7631
    @hoboq7631 Рік тому +164

    8:48 the sheer confusion at his own statement

  • @desolateblaze1036
    @desolateblaze1036 Рік тому +111

    That burger from Wendy's is called the T-Rex burger. Used to be a secret menu item, not sure if it is still "practiced" in every restaurant.

  • @lordsaucyboi3450
    @lordsaucyboi3450 Рік тому +177

    Coming home from a long day at college and a Jshlatt upload puts a massive smile on my face.

    • @endeavor1664
      @endeavor1664 Рік тому +3

      me as well :) put off my homework for this

    • @lordsaucyboi3450
      @lordsaucyboi3450 Рік тому +3

      @@endeavor1664 same here

    • @endeavor1664
      @endeavor1664 Рік тому +1

      @@lordsaucyboi3450 good priorities 🤝

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN Рік тому

      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
      PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

  • @evom4ch1n39
    @evom4ch1n39 7 місяців тому +1

    I adore that one of my friends got a video of their windows smashing at the 1:12 mark. Thank you for featuring them Schlatt!

  • @Calentine3
    @Calentine3 Рік тому +267

    Schlibble for schlatt

  • @gia1527
    @gia1527 Рік тому +79

    schlibble wants to go home :(

  • @luckybrick5667
    @luckybrick5667 Рік тому +53

    Schlatt go get your SCHLIBBLE!

  • @froggymasterog
    @froggymasterog 8 місяців тому +5

    5:49 interesting fact: that burger is GENUINELY ON THE Wendy’s menu
    It’s called “the cube” and is NOT meant for one person

  • @joantrxd2008
    @joantrxd2008 Рік тому +51

    I love how schlatt always puts "Ranking" on the title of his videos but does everything other than ranking the videos

  • @BlueToothGrenade
    @BlueToothGrenade Рік тому +597

    Always a good day when we get Jschlatt content

    • @ice.therat
      @ice.therat Рік тому +4

      Real

    • @dogsareawesome9197
      @dogsareawesome9197 Рік тому +8

      Stfu bots in the replies anyways i agree

    • @zander3943
      @zander3943 Рік тому

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture ok

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 Рік тому +2

      not as good as that one day back in 1999

    • @BlueToothGrenade
      @BlueToothGrenade Рік тому +6

      @Lucifer Morningstar 🅥 fun fact I’m actually not a bot I just happened to be here early because school boring

  • @KomikSanz
    @KomikSanz Рік тому +173

    damn, the _nyquil_ is hitting Schlatt pretty hard this video, look at how much the big guy's laughing

  • @rob_6892
    @rob_6892 Місяць тому +4

    The chip shop fella made me wanna crawl into a hole, we arent all like that i swear😭

  • @trishial8212
    @trishial8212 Рік тому +65

    Schlatt's upload schedule is whenever he has a new product out and needs to advertise it

  • @AdyAditza
    @AdyAditza Рік тому +72

    Justice for Schlibble! Now and forever!

  • @Scott68gamer0
    @Scott68gamer0 5 місяців тому +13

    4:46 is the end of the sponser
    Edit: thanks for 10 likes 😄

  • @momsaccount4033
    @momsaccount4033 Рік тому +36

    I love the Air BnB videos. They’re so random but because of that they seem so genuine which makes it more ominous at the same time. It’s hilariously scary. Scarily hilarious!

  • @ensuredchaos8098
    @ensuredchaos8098 Рік тому +164

    The best part about these videos that never fails to amuse me is the fact that a real living breathing human being thought it'd be a great idea to create and subsequently post each and every one of these monstrosities online.

  • @bobbylikescake
    @bobbylikescake Рік тому +53

    Its schlibble time.

  • @Skunkfan76
    @Skunkfan76 24 дні тому +30

    Anyone here in 1982?

  • @WalmartLuz
    @WalmartLuz Рік тому +28

    12:36
    "I made frozen Jello, sorry for my little burp"
    Schlatt: Oh its ok, it probably wasn't too bad.
    Video: *Goofy asf burp*

  • @pointblank0303
    @pointblank0303 Рік тому +41

    Schlibble, you must receive Schlibble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kennethxu1789
    @kennethxu1789 Рік тому +39

    Schlibble, schlatt, schlibble.

  • @LibertyPrime-D3M0CR4CY
    @LibertyPrime-D3M0CR4CY 2 місяці тому +1

    “Let’s set the record straight” Schlatt there is nothing straight about you.

  • @ObviousMist1442
    @ObviousMist1442 Рік тому +393

    Shlatt reacting to the fish and chip shop is hilarious

    • @Arennes
      @Arennes Рік тому +7

      As a british person i will say that B
      british cuisine is just sad

    • @ObviousMist1442
      @ObviousMist1442 Рік тому +27

      @@Arennes what u on abt, going to the chippy is a bangin experience

    • @glepcio8781
      @glepcio8781 Рік тому +2

      @@ObviousMist1442 nah my guy fish and fricking chips don't match. I would like my cod with lay's

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka Рік тому +5

      The funniest part is that what he had was basically just fries and a corndog

    • @allanturmaine5496
      @allanturmaine5496 Рік тому +3

      Meet up at Binley in 4 score fortnite.

  • @goatmygoat
    @goatmygoat Рік тому +38

    Schlibbling everywhere

  • @thatoneperson1564
    @thatoneperson1564 Рік тому +27

    Your ghosting toalegened harder than my crush is 💀

  • @ChrolloLu
    @ChrolloLu Місяць тому

    Why is Schlatt's cackle the best thing to ever listen to? I can't explain it, but his evil, devil-ish little cackles is just...amazing.

  • @conweber123
    @conweber123 Рік тому +22

    JUSTICE FOR SCHLIBBLE #SCHLIBBLEFORSCHLATT

  • @Muffon.
    @Muffon. Рік тому +167

    every video he makes of these, they get more and more uncanny

  • @SinisterWolfGaming
    @SinisterWolfGaming Рік тому +57

    Fun fact the 9 patty burger was a real good at Wendy’s, under a different name but it’s considered a “secret menu item” ands it’s served only at a select few locations now, thought I’d explain for those who don’t know😁

  • @NullGodGaming
    @NullGodGaming 9 місяців тому +5

    Fun fact: The nine patty burger is called "The Cube".

  • @waluigi6803
    @waluigi6803 Рік тому +42

    JUSTICE FOR SCHLIBBLE!

  • @D3C09
    @D3C09 11 місяців тому +359

    The man who ate the sausage and chips he is from south London and as a member of the united kingdom we do not affiliate with 50% of the gremlins from south London

    • @theBritishexpert
      @theBritishexpert 10 місяців тому +7

      I’m sorry for this

    • @cheeseburger-w1q
      @cheeseburger-w1q 9 місяців тому

      As the American representative for the Cambridge district I do confirm this with my British associates the people of South London are pure evil

    • @mortuaryerror
      @mortuaryerror 7 місяців тому +6

      You gotta admit the chippies look exactly like that though

    • @coffeecrusader4863
      @coffeecrusader4863 6 місяців тому +9

      The chippy is the shit though. I could eat that daily.

    • @Enoxfifty
      @Enoxfifty 4 місяці тому

      I am British but I don’t have to go to school

  • @doovid_
    @doovid_ Рік тому +26

    Schlibble moment

  • @isaacboi9095
    @isaacboi9095 2 місяці тому +2

    Can we all just agree, schlatt wouldn’t last a second in Glasgow?

  • @dempstick7
    @dempstick7 Рік тому +24

    Tbh, I never thought about it, but: Schlibble.

  • @pointblank0303
    @pointblank0303 Рік тому +67

    WE WILL OVERTHROW YOU IF JUSTICE FOR SHCLIBBLE IS NOT FOUND!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DerpyMcWaffles
    @DerpyMcWaffles Рік тому +35

    The 9 patty Wendy's burger is actually a thing, they don't do it everywhere but it's called the T-Rex burger

  • @D3m0n747
    @D3m0n747 10 місяців тому +3

    As a fellow Brit we do not claim that goblin (Ryan) eating those fish and chips with ketchup as our own
    Also I love watching these at 4 am UK :)

  • @emelyskz
    @emelyskz Рік тому +107

    9:08
    Love how schlatt turned his head too 😂

  • @Actuallyjustavenusaur
    @Actuallyjustavenusaur Рік тому +33

    Justice for Schlibble