Ranking Your INSANE Tiktoks
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- Опубліковано 30 січ 2023
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Schlatt ranks your NASTY tiktoks.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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Hi
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It is an honor that Jschlatt reacted to one of my videos
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I can feel this comment coming inside of me
You're gay
"I blink so fast the camera couldn't keep up with me"
-Master oogway at his 0.1%
Hey it’s Oogway!
These tiktok videos are funny, but I miss those more interactive ones like presentations and bedrooms, I understand that they're much harder to put together, but those are some of my favorite videos in a while and I'd love to see a return is all
edit: holy schneedt this comment got popular, and i thought this opinion would be more controversial, the people have spoken schlatt!
^ bumping (not the bots but the og comment)
right im so tired of the tiktok videos i only finshed like half of the first one and then never watched any of his newer ones, like i know they get the most views but still
Who’s watching this after school?
i wish it was at least streamed, not saying it has to im sure he has his reasons for not streaming
It's getting really fatigued kinda like when twomad was doing his ylyl tiktok vids. And idk if I just don't find em funny but schlatt kinda hams em up
For anybody wondering what it is that "you just never know", this is the best I could come up with:
-Putting Teriyaki sauce on the windowsill could indicate whether or not the window was opened during the night while you were sleeping.
-Magic Marker on the door likely serves the same purpose as the teriyaki sauce, since if the handle is turned it will push the eraser up and remove the mark.
-The electric razor on the light switch might be to vibrate the switch plate to check and see if there's any sort of bug infestation
-No fucking clue what the hot dog on the air vent is supposed to do.
You just never know
i think the hot dogs could be for rats or other animals
I was thinking it was if there were hidden cameras in the place and the AirBnB owners called you out on doing the weird stuff, you'd know they were recording without your permission and could complain or something. You just never know.
If it’s squished somebody stepped on it, if it was bitten someone was hungry
bro at the end when he used the sausage I fricken spat out my water
14:15 that is the seven sisters waterfalls in Geirangerfjorden norway, it was so beautiful seeing it in person specially with a clear skies sunrise
esirnus seiks raelc a htiw yllaiceps nosrep ni ti gniees lufituaeb os saw ti ,yawron nedrojfregnarieG ni sllafretaw sretsis neves eht si taht 51:41
but seriously I’d really want to go here
directly next to seven sisters high from persona
i looked it up and holy crap that village Geiranger looks so cozy if i knew Norwegian i would live there
@@asterglaceon tbh most of them speak English
Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
this is my favorite comment. like ever. dont bash me for the fect that i never read comments like ever except for this one.
I piss in a cup
who?
Than*
truly a front line worker
I love how the weird lip guy just keep guessing schlatts favorite things correctly and makes schlatt more flustered each time he appears. The rizz is truly unmatched
He aint got just the rizz, he also got the clairvoyance.
Or maybe Schlatt just predicts what EnochJ is going to say for a funnier reaction
You have one opportunity don't miss it
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JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
@@chronica6457 No, that can't be.
(what is your exact location?)
You just never know.
I just never show
i’m bouta blow….
“you don’t want to see me rage” is my favorite tok. always will be 7:15
It takes Schlatt a month to come up with a new adjective to describe his submitted TikToks.
dam💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@doogupspatula506 I wait for weeks to see what word he'll use next and he settles on "insane".
i almost didnt click this one cause i thought i'd already watched it
"Well, when you're trying to find the perfect words to describe the absurdity of TikToks, it takes time."
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD!
PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
I love just watching schlatt descend into insanity every video
@@ZachZone “schlatt” “descending” into “insanity”
ascend*
these bot comments are getting wild
I was the 129564th viewer
Its also funny how he never actually ranks the videos
The man who ate the sausage and chips he is from south London and as a member of the united kingdom we do not affiliate with 50% of the gremlins from south London
I’m sorry for this
As the American representative for the Cambridge district I do confirm this with my British associates the people of South London are pure evil
The 9 patty Wendy's burger is actually a thing, they don't do it everywhere but it's called the T-Rex burger
GIVE SCHLIBBLE JUSTICE
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I love the part where he ranked them
👍
Nice
Bien
Timebuck
Good
1:50 he spoke in time with the music
I still haven’t blinked
U blinked yet?
Hang in there bro
Been 2 months, you good?
@@BurntToast-yf8bz no
Respect for Schlatt and the fact he’s actually selling the schlanket
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@King Longface your right, the Schlanket™️ is here.
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Tf the replies are all bots
these videos are so damn mind-numbing that i forgot 60% of the tiktoks
Bro lmao, I'm watching this again and it's like a new video.
@@sowososmooth dude ikr. Like I just kinda turn my brain off with his tictok videos
@@flowerpatchtoons1101 i can feel the brainrot setting in
@@jacobbyrd7276 fax brah (cry for help)
That just means you can watch these over and over and never get bored
That Wendy’s burger is actually real, and it’s called the T-Rex burger. It’s a secret item on the menus of certain locations.
0:10 As someone currently majoring in fire science this is a way of cooling the compartment during a fire and can also be used for air entrainment all of witch help to re align thermal balance and get the fire under control.
I thought that said entertainment lmao
@@Johnnyboy012 😂😂
Justice for Schlibble!
Schlibble.
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JUSTICE FOR SCHLIBBLE
AMEN
Schlibble.
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Hey SCHLATT i forgot thanks for reminding me, you need to make some Schlaggs, (schlatt+flag)
I shouldn't've been eating while that "stop and receive this feeling" video came on. Almost choked lmao
If anyone was curious about the AIR BNB videos, I can explain each one.
The teriyaki sauce one is the most peculiar because I feel like you can use any other type of goopy liquid, but it's put there to basically check if the window has been opened or not when you are not in the room.
The magic marker one is the same idea but just for the door.
The electric razor one on the light switch is to see if bugs come out of the lightswitch, the fast and strong vibrations of a razor makes them scatter out of them.
OH- TY
omg
Maybe teriyaki sauce is used bc it’s 1) readily available and 2) it won’t attract vermin as much, as opposed to something like honey
whats the hot dogs on the vents one?
@@pillow_fluff2276 checking how dusty the airflow is
Justice for Schlibble!!!!
schlibble
Schlibble.
schlibble
What??? I'm confused wha
This is the first tiktok video i watched, also my first schlatt video. Best streamer istg
I never laughed so FRICKING MUCH UNTILL I WATCHES THESE VIDEOS MY EYES ARE WATERING 😂😂
Truly disgusting, that some Schlibble would do this horrible thing
Justice for Schlibble.
Schlibble
Schlibble.
Schlibble.
Schlibble
Schlibble.
YOU MADE ME SPILL WATER ON MY PANTS HELP 😭😭
Fun fact: that burger is real it was part of a promotion for wendeys and its called the T-Rex burger
Schlibble for schlatt
Schlibble.
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#SchlibbleforSchlatt
I can't believe this scharlatan would pass up an opportunity to expand his Bionicle Collection, must be some sick joke
Schlibble.
Schlibble.
Schlibble.
Schlatt's tiktoks are very rewatchable because my mind goes numb and hours of my life waste away in only a moment, and I feel the weight of a thousand tortured souls upon my shoulders, weighing that of a planet. My soul yearns for freedom, that of which I cannot obtain, for I am shackled by Jschlatt Live, a long-dead god, and a forsaken world.
14:05 schlatt changed his emotions real quick 🤣
Schlatt needs to do this live more often. It doesnt feel right without him reading stupid messages from chat
Ohhh, is he not live streaming these anymore? No wonder I couldn't find the full streams on the vods channel or on his Twitch
Agree, I can tell a lot of parts where it’s way too obvious of a fake laugh
He needs to do more of the "ranking your", and done live. That way we get the purest, most unfiltered form of reaction from him
right
On god
We fight for justice, we fight for Schlibble.
Schlibble.
Schlibble
“Schlibble”
Schlibble
Who tf is schlibble
1:29 schlatt's laugh sounds like a ghost 🤣
Bro the sandwich edit got me cracking up with shlatts reaction
We not gonna talk about how schlatt STILL has his Christmas tree up.
Yes
@@ultimategamer5361 why tho 😭🖐🏻
@@yourl0calsassym1ssy 'tis the season.
@@Volvith it’s February tho 😭
@@yourl0calsassym1ssy to be jolly
I love the part where shlitoris ranks the tiktoks. truly a moment of all time.
SCHLITORIS LMAO
SHLITORIS, I CAN'T! 🤣
SHLITORIS IM GONNA FUCKING CRYYY
NAWWWWW THAT'S FOUL 😭😭😭
bruh he rated the shickshloks
Happy birthday Schlatt!
as a British citizen i can confirm that is how 95% of people here eat chips.
Whenever Jschlatt does new videos like these, it makes me want to watch Jschlatt more than I want to already
Really? It makes me not want to. Zero effort content. The old schlatt is dead.
@@alextrifs fr
"schlatt"
@@alextrifs fr these some fake ahh laughs plus most of these tik toks are moldy
@@awaspnest1014 I take back that the old Schlatt is dead. The two videos where they do wii and dodgeball are good and clearly took effort. Only if he had better quality consistency over his content. It’s no secret Schlatt knows how to market and I believe it’s just part of the most efficient way to make money, I’d like to think of these as burner videos to promote his merch and get a quick buck. It’s really easy to see how his decisions are based on making money, for example his switch to twitch. While I’m not going to say schlatt was lying when he said he didn’t like making yt vids anymore, I believe there’s more to it than that. The move to twitch had several benefits such as publicity, more content, and a new audience. With this system in place he could stream on twitch (makes money), post the vod on UA-cam (makes money), Edit the vod and post it as a normal video (makes money), Promote his merch on all of those videos (makes money) and last but not least, get a sponsorship on some of those vids which also makes money.
I hope you see the pattern here lol.
schlibble wants to go home :(
Schlibble.
Schlibble.
Schlibble
I had a good night sleep with the jschlanket thank you❤
The “where you napping the hardest” choice for me is def #3. Overcast with some light misting maybe a little rain just makes napping hit different for me lol
Truly digusting that some "people" wouldnt Schlibble.
Schlibble.
Schlibble
Same
brother
nice pfp
Yeah but honestly it's just disrespectful that number 3 wasn't ranked higher
We only need -10 likes on this comment...
As a scientist I can verify that is in fact paintball
Schlatt you almost killed me I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard
As a certified British person, that video is what most chippy sausage and chips actually look like. I like to imagine that most of us wouldn't dare ruin such an excellent meal with that much ketchup, but other than that it doesn't actually look that bad.
My exact reaction was ‘nice tea, ooo too much ketchup’
The lack of curry sauce or batter bits makes chippy food look bad
I swear British people would die with anything more than salt
chippy sausage💀
you are insane
Its schlibble time.
Schlibble.
shlatt just dying from these videos makes my day
Schlat not knowing abt fish and chip shops is unreasonably funny to me lol
Lack of Schlibble is disturbing. Justice for Schlibble.
Schlibble.
Who tf is schlibble
RIP Schlatt. You will be missed. You always did say that it was the drunk crashers, not the drunk drivers, and you were right. Sucks that he was killed by a drunk crasher.
Chat is this real?
Yeah sadly
Nah
@@soulzoid9949now
@@iamloganjd9701Not yet, but together, we can change that
I swear schlatt has a new wallet every video
I love this man so much lmao
Every encounter schlatt had with the being know as the "airbnb guy'
Teriyaki sauce 19:27
Magic eraser 19:52
Electric razor 23:48
hotdog in the vent 28:30
forgot the hotdog at the end
you forgot 28:29
Schlibble.
Schlibble
You just never know.
“If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that.
WE MUST FIGHT FOR SCHLIBBLE.
Ahhhhh a fellow man of culture
Schlibble.
For shittle!
SCHLIBBLE!!
I think he knows a little more about fighting then I do
As someone from the UK, the chipshop guy is a monster that needs to be stopped
Ok, I think the fire one is one of 3 things, all of them probably training of some sort. Either just basic training of some kind of evacuation pushing through fire, fighting a non visible fire (some chemicals burn with a light not typical or bright) or some kind of decontamination washdown?
Idk it's 4am and I'm sick
Schlibble, schlatt, schlibble.
Schlibble.
I have the constant feeling that schlatt will just break down crying at any point in this video
r/Me_irl
He sounds like he’s been holding in tears for years bro
Schlibble.
Schlibble.
Schlibble
The point of shooting that much from one spot is just like in real war strategy you have one guy laying down constant fire to hold off angles
Wait do Americans not have chip shops over there
Not like in the uk
i love how schlatt has been laughing less in the tiktok reaction thumbnails over time
I never noticed that until now
Soon it’s gone just be a straight, dead serious stare.
25:00
Schlibble.
Holy crap you’re right- HOWD YIU MAKE THAT OBSERVATION
15:09 tubah ho?
YAAAA THE SCHLANKET
Schlibble.
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I love how on the merch store all the clothes look so professional, then you get to the Schlanket. We got what we asked for
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Bro i don’t watch normal meme videos i watch ur reaction to meme videos from ur discord or whatever bc these ppl got no chill its hilarious
The funny thing is the guy says “75 hundred thousand” Not 750 thousand, so he’s really saying 7 and a half million 21:11
Schlibbling everywhere
Schlibble
love the part where he RANKS the INSANE TIKTOKS ya know
JUSTICE FOR SCHLIBBLE!!!
It’s nice that “schlatt” is so caring for his community 😮😅
How did you get this many bots in one comment
@@bear2710 idk its wild
I love the part where he ranked them. Truly a ranking of all time
I love your craig pfp lol
you just never know
Fr
love these videos, they're completely unmonitizeable, so I don't have to deal with ads.
Schlibble, you must receive Schlibble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love his rankings in this video
2:56 "Now we're having fun"
Also he then unpauses the video
there’s just something about Schlatt getting pissed at paintball that makes me wanna just cry laughing
Time stamp wiring
10:57
Schlatt go get your SCHLIBBLE!
The magic eraser and the marker is so that if someone is in your air bnb, it will erase the marker if the door handle turns.
Gotta love how schlatt has never heard of the trex burger from the Wendys secret menu
As a Brit I can confirm we shout into random open and windows and that we do not claim Ryan as one of our own
You'd think the English would be better at reading and writing in English
Ryan isnt one of us hes someone elses
That’s actually really funny you do that in America 50/50 chance you get shot
@@carterbohren8253more like 70/30
Everyone knows you get the battered sausage from the chippy, and you don't drown it in ketchup
Tbh, I never thought about it, but: Schlibble.
Schlibble
That nine Patty burger actually is a thing and it's called the tyrannosaurus
9:08 THEY WAY THEY SYNCED IS MAKING ME CRY 😭
I love the realization that none of these short-form vids are funny, but Schlatt is the thing that makes you laugh
I mean all he does in most of them is repeat what happened and then laugh
@@feritye767yes and that's the funniest part
So close
Some of them are funny just based on their absurdity
8:41 - 8:50
Schlatt is furry conFURRmt
SCHLIBBLE.
I wouldnt laugh at these without schlatt making them 1000000% funnier
Legends say he has not blinked to this day
Bro Mr. Shit contradicting himself is the funniest shit ever, "Holy fuck that is hot.....WHat?"
where am i napping the hardest? 1 wins, 2 is when i wake up but kinda lay there as if im napping ya know? 3 garbage. 4 is the nice sunset after you take a midday hangover nap.