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  • @them.
    @them. 5 місяців тому +3222

    Since the start of the podcast it feels like Ted has aged proportionate to the amount of years it's been going while Schlatt is an unchanging trickster imp who only exists to torment everyone around him

    • @ZazaManJacky
      @ZazaManJacky 5 місяців тому +48

      Accurate

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 5 місяців тому +18

      Exactly

    • @willrbx
      @willrbx 5 місяців тому +129

      charlie isn’t aging anymore 🕊️

    • @demetriam2408
      @demetriam2408 5 місяців тому +22

      If he shaves he'll look younger than before

    • @thezenv
      @thezenv 5 місяців тому +38

      @@willrbx yeah because he died when they sent him into the sphynx. too soon, man.

  • @AwkwardOddyssey
    @AwkwardOddyssey 5 місяців тому +3899

    "You're the biggest cat ever" that's the most regular sized cat I've ever seen, default sized cat

    • @Imjustacutegurl
      @Imjustacutegurl 5 місяців тому

      It’s because jumbo used to be smaller than that so he is just teasing, you don’t seem like you watch schlatt or even know who he is 😭

    • @imhonestlyjustsoconfused
      @imhonestlyjustsoconfused 5 місяців тому +175

      You need to remember that schlatt is in fact, a big guy, standing at a whopping 6'3 and weighing around 250 lbs. Any big cat would look small in comparison to a big guy like that!

    • @Imjustacutegurl
      @Imjustacutegurl 5 місяців тому

      @@imhonestlyjustsoconfused exactly and Jambo use to be a baby but is growing up to be a big guy but never as big as our big man

    • @miss.misery111
      @miss.misery111 5 місяців тому +33

      @@imhonestlyjustsoconfused u got a little mixed up there but i get what u mean

    • @kaseyquickshot532
      @kaseyquickshot532 5 місяців тому +69

      I think jambo is one of those stretchy cats that becomes infinitely long if you try to move him in a way he doesn’t want, so it makes him seem bigger

  • @raven_moonshine39
    @raven_moonshine39 5 місяців тому +527

    Not being on ADHD medication only because you're dragging your feet getting insurance might be one of the most ADHD problems I've heard

    • @pl4t1numVAL
      @pl4t1numVAL 5 місяців тому +14

      its probably more likes hes american and cant afford it

    • @SuperKyliebear
      @SuperKyliebear 5 місяців тому +17

      @@pl4t1numVALdo you really think Ted is broke? Lol

    • @arkap8596
      @arkap8596 5 місяців тому +8

      @@SuperKyliebearhe lives in LA and drugs are there to break your wallet

    • @nitsua8143
      @nitsua8143 4 місяці тому

      @@arkap8596 And? 40 dollars a month is a real killer for someone making 10k+ a month.

    • @kovici7226
      @kovici7226 3 місяці тому +2

      @@SuperKyliebeari think the joke was just meant to poke fun at american healthcare :p less ab Teds pockets

  • @camille1795
    @camille1795 5 місяців тому +1162

    Schlatt saying "skelingtons" instead of skeletons tickles a part of my brain, not sure why

    • @kungfukitten6735
      @kungfukitten6735 5 місяців тому +63

      “Schkelington” really is a pretty funny guy sometimes.

    • @a_plastic_bag
      @a_plastic_bag 5 місяців тому +58

      might be a brain tumour

    • @docclane
      @docclane 5 місяців тому +7

      The tubbo way

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 5 місяців тому +6

      I only say skelingtons now

    • @camille1795
      @camille1795 5 місяців тому +5

      @a_plastic_bag Yeah, it's probably the brain rot from watching this podcast. Naturally, Tedison's fault.

  • @harrisothegreat
    @harrisothegreat 5 місяців тому +2544

    Ted surgically switched my legs.

    • @Vs3712
      @Vs3712 5 місяців тому +58

      Same, he did it to my kidneys too

    • @willrbx
      @willrbx 5 місяців тому +84

      he inverted the hemispheres of my brain, i’m left handed now :(

    • @mesmerian762
      @mesmerian762 5 місяців тому +15

      I haven't watched the whole thing, I'm worried

    • @Literally_Deez_Nuts
      @Literally_Deez_Nuts 5 місяців тому

      ​@@willrbx You get to park in the disabled spot now.

    • @AbbyOat
      @AbbyOat 5 місяців тому +2

      Um tell him to give them back

  • @GlockSilencer
    @GlockSilencer 5 місяців тому +317

    Thanks for having me on! Too bad I never said anything.

    • @spokenseal
      @spokenseal 5 місяців тому +24

      I loved your silence 😊

    • @APPL3ZOMBIEDEER
      @APPL3ZOMBIEDEER 5 місяців тому +4

      I loved your commentary !!

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. 5 місяців тому +12

      so glad you joined this ep! man the part when you said

    • @astrut
      @astrut 2 місяці тому +1

      tyler pfp spotted

  • @__Yikes
    @__Yikes 5 місяців тому +1918

    Timestamps:
    Start 0:00
    End 59:03

    • @bingobutslow7722
      @bingobutslow7722 5 місяців тому +146

      thanks so much! now i can simply skip to the end of the video

    • @egnicknoob
      @egnicknoob 5 місяців тому +5

      No shit

    • @snogoat2393
      @snogoat2393 5 місяців тому

      @@egnicknoob Multiple shit

    • @Drawsdragons276
      @Drawsdragons276 5 місяців тому +20

      Thank you.

    • @grobblesnop
      @grobblesnop 5 місяців тому +15

      The episodes are shortening. Thank God.

  • @Urdude_ceejay
    @Urdude_ceejay 5 місяців тому +315

    I bet Schlatt thought no one would notice this, but when he mentioned the idea of “getting a hotel room and binge eating seafood” theres actually a time to smile (schlatts arg) yt short that has a reddit story about a guy doing that but with candy. I got you schloppy

    • @Urdude_ceejay
      @Urdude_ceejay 5 місяців тому +1

      Also if you dont know abou the arg, just look it up a few ppl have made videos on it

    • @Mohammad.Wahidi
      @Mohammad.Wahidi 5 місяців тому +8

      OOOO

    • @Rustyfork_25
      @Rustyfork_25 5 місяців тому +1

      No one asked nor cares

    • @thecartboy1
      @thecartboy1 5 місяців тому +39

      @@Rustyfork_25holy cool guy over here

    • @PVZmasterslayer2000
      @PVZmasterslayer2000 5 місяців тому +35

      Was interesting until Rustyfork said it wasn’t 😿 sorry bud

  • @im_the_spectre
    @im_the_spectre 5 місяців тому +150

    For anyone curious, dude who hired the PI confronted her, told her he'd hired a PI, left her sorry ass, and then she tried to come at him for palimony, meaning money owed outside of a marriage after separation

  • @samsu1437
    @samsu1437 5 місяців тому +351

    Gotta love listening to 3 grown men talking in my ears on a wednesday night

    • @moongirl-d9h
      @moongirl-d9h 5 місяців тому +11

      3 grown men talking about women

    • @Felixs_Cheeze_Stick
      @Felixs_Cheeze_Stick 5 місяців тому

      @@moongirl-d9heven better, adds a little bit of ✨spice✨

    • @MohamIsMe
      @MohamIsMe 5 місяців тому +4

      I love having big grown men talking in my ears at all times.

    • @TZ_
      @TZ_ 5 місяців тому +2

      Listen to Distractible and listen to three grown men talking in your ears on a Monday and Friday morning

    • @Xiiki
      @Xiiki 5 місяців тому +4

      ⁠@@moongirl-d9hthat’s a lie, we all know schlatt talks about men

  • @Hellbrid
    @Hellbrid 5 місяців тому +201

    Halloween Schlatt is wrapped in bandages, everyone thinks he's dressed as a mummy but it's not a costume he actually just fell.

    • @angadgrewal9324
      @angadgrewal9324 5 місяців тому +8

      he was bludgeoned multiple times for his actions in september 11 2001

  • @Zao11010
    @Zao11010 5 місяців тому +1058

    Tucker starts speaking 1:03

    • @VolumeCheese
      @VolumeCheese 5 місяців тому +49

      Thank you

    • @AugoZone
      @AugoZone 5 місяців тому +90

      absolute high point of the pod. all downhill from then on like usual...

    • @Mako11452
      @Mako11452 5 місяців тому +11

      I needed this

    • @briguettes
      @briguettes 5 місяців тому +17

      Thank you for the warning

    • @isabelladelacruz9415
      @isabelladelacruz9415 5 місяців тому +5

      phew thanks

  • @KewlKelton
    @KewlKelton 5 місяців тому +1437

    SPOILER WARNING⚠️
    Special guest Jambo appears at 0:44
    Special guest Jambo says "hi" at 1:04
    Special guest Jambo is spotted again at 7:12
    Special guest Jambo is harassed at 7:48
    Special guest Jambo annoys "sclour patch" at 16:16
    Special guest Jambo is mentioned at 37:57
    Special guest Jambo's 🧲 incident is mentioned at 39:09

    • @bingobutslow7722
      @bingobutslow7722 5 місяців тому +141

      thank you this saves me so much time now i don’t have to listen to them talk

    • @Mantulisme
      @Mantulisme 5 місяців тому +37

      Jambo gets more cut than Tucker.

    • @camille1795
      @camille1795 5 місяців тому +30

      I only watch for jambo and [REDACTED]

    • @KewlKelton
      @KewlKelton 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@camille1795makes sense

    • @chrisdoesstuff6609
      @chrisdoesstuff6609 5 місяців тому +7

      spoiler warning next time

  • @tiled_
    @tiled_ 5 місяців тому +623

    Ted's clone is so convincing!

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 5 місяців тому +18

      Podcast of Theseus
      Let’s say, hypothetically, both Ted and “Schlatt” (66% of the podcast) have been replaced. Is it still the same podcast once they get Tucker? Think about it

    • @souljaboy.6668
      @souljaboy.6668 5 місяців тому +4

      @@CallofFreaky look at what's on the silver chuckle and answer your own question bud
      tucker sandwich

    • @goldennebula5013
      @goldennebula5013 5 місяців тому +2

      @@souljaboy.6668they should do a special ep called Tucker sandwich where it’s just Tucker talking to teo prerecorded videos of himself

    • @user-ut2nl5on1q
      @user-ut2nl5on1q 5 місяців тому +1

      Here tho 51:01

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. 5 місяців тому +1

      I love zong from Chuckle SaNDWICH

  • @Chewy-5
    @Chewy-5 5 місяців тому +83

    I'm a psychometrician (not psychologist) and I do IQ tests, it's not really as simple as your number means how "smart" you are. The test has a lot of different tasks and some of them people have never done before, but it's mostly used to test your level of functioning, critical thinking and problem solving. However, it can also be used to observe some mental disorders like ADHD, where a whole section can be heavily influenced if you have ADHD. So, if one with ADHD was to take it (unmedicated) it be lower but that would have nothing to do with your intelligence exactly. Usually a good psychologist will keep in mind a lot of factors and will sometimes tell you it's not a determining factor towards how smart you are exactly. But it is a good tool for many other things like the ones mentioned.
    An 80 might just mean you have a hard time understanding tasks or situations, or it may involve a lot of other things depending on which sections had lower scores.
    It's still cool what it tells us when we score everything. I am not a psychologist, just the person who gives the test and scores it so if there are any psychologists here who might know more please feel free to correct me.

    • @Curiosweet
      @Curiosweet 5 місяців тому +12

      I went to school for psychology for a number of years (later switched to bio), and IQ tests were emphasized to not be reliable in measuring intelligence because intelligence is a really abstract thing. There's a whole discussion for how intelligence can be measured, how to embody all forms of intelligence (you can't), etc. etc. There's yet to be a test made that could properly encapsulate every angle.
      That's really cool to know how IQ tests can be used as an informative tool based on your job.

    • @Shiloh_has_a_bird
      @Shiloh_has_a_bird 5 місяців тому +2

      yeah i'm twice exceptional and autistic, my iq is 131. When it comes to academics i'm really smart, but i'm severely delayed in social situations and situational awareness

    • @krishnastarz
      @krishnastarz 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Shiloh_has_a_bird Are you the poisoner?

  • @Z0eyz_z
    @Z0eyz_z 5 місяців тому +230

    “Schaltt” can’t even go 2-4 days without getting injured

  • @she_cr0ws
    @she_cr0ws 5 місяців тому +432

    chuckle sandwich never fails to crush both of my knees inwards

    • @LordHeg
      @LordHeg 5 місяців тому +4

      she crows mentioned

    • @SpartanBrix
      @SpartanBrix 5 місяців тому +6

      Schlatt stole my kidney.

    • @EditingOlivia123
      @EditingOlivia123 5 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@SpartanBrix schlork took my appendix

    • @potofgoldd
      @potofgoldd 5 місяців тому

      @@EditingOlivia123 schleffery schlamer put my corpse in his fridge

    • @bueb8674
      @bueb8674 5 місяців тому +1

      For me it's just my left knee

  • @tasha2320
    @tasha2320 5 місяців тому +86

    I liked that Jschlatt actually talked more this episode in comparison to last epiosde, proud of you for making an effort Jschlatt, keep up the good work.

  • @ayden7252
    @ayden7252 5 місяців тому +444

    I'm still waiting for Theodore to confess to what he did to my junior league baseball team in 2016.

    • @Literally_Deez_Nuts
      @Literally_Deez_Nuts 5 місяців тому

      He took inspiration from Schlatt in '99.

    • @Relp7357
      @Relp7357 5 місяців тому +22

      Dude get over it

    • @azreal1110
      @azreal1110 5 місяців тому +2

      He took ya girl jus get over it

    • @Abraham-yf2sd
      @Abraham-yf2sd 5 місяців тому +8

      It has to be better than what "Shlesticle" did to my friend's father in 1999. Hearing just the number 9 is enough to give him a breakdown

    • @johnnycranknose4098
      @johnnycranknose4098 2 місяці тому

      @@Abraham-yf2sd9

  • @jaredpoirier8695
    @jaredpoirier8695 5 місяців тому +554

    Can we get a Tucker only episode

    • @slippinsydney
      @slippinsydney 5 місяців тому +128

      @veryverbalsquiddeath penalty

    • @StarDiSaF
      @StarDiSaF 5 місяців тому +64

      @veryverbalsquid condemn him to the infirmary

    • @slippinsydney
      @slippinsydney 5 місяців тому +7

      @@StarDiSaF omg miracle musical reference

    • @codynuckols3653
      @codynuckols3653 5 місяців тому +1

      Never

    • @TotallyNotFeeshHawk
      @TotallyNotFeeshHawk 5 місяців тому +6

      @veryverbalsquid Dont worry just reported him (I didn't actually report him lol)

  • @idan_gets_bored
    @idan_gets_bored 5 місяців тому +208

    Guys seriously? Now is not a good time.

  • @nukeacola3
    @nukeacola3 5 місяців тому +34

    Currently being mauled by huge roaches in the aftermath of a nuclear war but can’t stop that chuckling

  • @allivairsomething8258
    @allivairsomething8258 5 місяців тому +931

    I wish Schlatt would talk to me the way he talks to his cats.
    Edit: This was what we call a joke by the way. I'm a super straight man. :)

  • @jorophoto
    @jorophoto 5 місяців тому +60

    this episode came out at the perfect time, i was goosin' for a chuckle if i'm keeping it crystal. I possess an undiagnosed mental illness that is currently being investigated.

    • @sillybillylylyll
      @sillybillylylyll 5 місяців тому +8

      goosin for a chuckle is now my new favourite phrase. thankI you for this

    • @kovici7226
      @kovici7226 3 місяці тому +1

      the english language is your 48 oysters

  • @Dat1person_
    @Dat1person_ 5 місяців тому +125

    you guys i’m not gonna lie, teds fashion era is fashion era-ing this episode

  • @jdz3394
    @jdz3394 5 місяців тому +46

    Congrats schlatt on laying your 4th egg

  • @Sprw
    @Sprw 5 місяців тому +5556

    I must confess I didn't mean to click on this video. Bye.

    • @samtaylor6294
      @samtaylor6294 5 місяців тому +377

      Come back bro

    • @Egg-76
      @Egg-76 5 місяців тому +119

      Dude same 😭 not even joking

    • @tiln2055
      @tiln2055 5 місяців тому +160

      We miss you man

    • @camh.04
      @camh.04 5 місяців тому +96

      Well that’s just rude, at least stay a while

    • @FishyBoi1337
      @FishyBoi1337 5 місяців тому +41

      I thought for sure this would be a brand new account, I see bots post this CONSTANTLY

  • @Orange_Steve
    @Orange_Steve 5 місяців тому +76

    "schlattcaller" has an adorable jambo

  • @MikeRodruiges
    @MikeRodruiges 5 місяців тому +60

    Still waiting for Ted to just randomly appear in schaltts room

    • @mikewazowzki8759
      @mikewazowzki8759 5 місяців тому +8

      I want schlatt to appear in tuckers room

    • @Sapnapstan39
      @Sapnapstan39 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@mikewazowzki8759 why not schlatt AND ted?

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. 5 місяців тому +4

      ted on the bed

  • @Wumbologist2442
    @Wumbologist2442 5 місяців тому +35

    Happy 42nd birthday Ted, 13 more to go!

  • @hellomynameisrodney
    @hellomynameisrodney 5 місяців тому +24

    people be like "they put their clothing in the place where their cat sh!ts" and I am like "yeah, and we shower in the same room where we sh!t" lol

    • @kovici7226
      @kovici7226 3 місяці тому

      but that one gets flushed!!!

    • @hellomynameisrodney
      @hellomynameisrodney 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kovici7226 is that what we're supposed to do? oh man, no wonder my bathroom smells horrible.

    • @kovici7226
      @kovici7226 3 місяці тому

      @@hellomynameisrodney no way you have all that room in the lower deck…

  • @riessenseason
    @riessenseason 5 місяців тому +13

    I TRAINED MY CAT, RUDY, TO USE THE TOILET. HE DOESN'T EVER FLUSH AND IS OFTEN INCREDIBLY RUDE ABOUT IT NOW

  • @Al_X-2005
    @Al_X-2005 5 місяців тому +72

    Now THIS is some Chuckle Maxing material

    • @leakdeo
      @leakdeo 5 місяців тому +5

      who up chuckling they sandwhich rn

    • @firewallxx7114
      @firewallxx7114 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@leakdeo 🙋‍♂️

    • @Al_X-2005
      @Al_X-2005 5 місяців тому

      @@leakdeo I mean how could you not?

  • @reebwar64
    @reebwar64 5 місяців тому +106

    Apandah needs to speak up man 😭🙏

    • @cinotaoat
      @cinotaoat 5 місяців тому +1

      wrong podcast man 😭

    • @taigaeller703
      @taigaeller703 5 місяців тому +1

      Who is supposed to mark the beast's first utterance if it never speaks?

  • @SillyGoofyOllie
    @SillyGoofyOllie 5 місяців тому +86

    schlatt go one episode without being injured challenge

  • @peteartieda58
    @peteartieda58 5 місяців тому +8

    52:55 Ted's fashion era is finally paying off. That Superman slick back, the jacket and the undershirt is kinda hot.

  • @picklferts
    @picklferts 5 місяців тому +77

    Jschlatt is looking very handsome as usual

  • @drakerain
    @drakerain 5 місяців тому +40

    Perfect podcast to perform eldritch horrors to.

  • @atlasburrsir
    @atlasburrsir 5 місяців тому +139

    Chuckle sandwich never fails to mention what happened in 1999! Schlorp schlott schlunket. If you see this, we remember. Wake up.

    • @awakarikatase
      @awakarikatase 5 місяців тому +2

      Schlorp schlott schlunket is absolutely insane HAHAHA

  • @TheStellarJay
    @TheStellarJay 5 місяців тому +11

    We trained my cat to shit outside. It like learned from my dog or something. Never used the litter box, always just meow'd to go outside

    • @lakers4life71
      @lakers4life71 5 місяців тому +5

      My neighbors cat was also trained to go shit outside. Last month she went out to piss at 7: AM in the morning. She was tragically attacked by coyotes which are common in my area and passed away. Coyotes are animals that usually are not out and walking around at that time and it was also only for a few minutes and near the house so it seemed improbable. My neighbor hasn’t let their cats out for the past few weeks..

    • @iam_crumb
      @iam_crumb 4 місяці тому

      @@lakers4life71 omg thats just an out of nowhere accident :( i hope your neighbor is doing okay

  • @ClearB4Secrets
    @ClearB4Secrets 5 місяців тому +31

    this is the perfect podcast to chuckle to

  • @Crzygmer-oe6rj
    @Crzygmer-oe6rj 5 місяців тому +8

    First Jambo sighting since 1999!!! So glad to see he is still alive!!!

  • @I_D0nt_Even_Kn0w-gt1yz
    @I_D0nt_Even_Kn0w-gt1yz 5 місяців тому +13

    Ted sure has some strange internet confessions…like what he did to my kneecaps back in ‘87. Still haven’t recovered from that day.

  • @arianaink100
    @arianaink100 2 місяці тому +2

    42:57 you have to change them every 4-8 hours. Regardless of flow
    - so you’re looking about 6 times a day (every 4 hours) to 3 times a day (every 8 hours)
    And tampon packs come in 16 - 40. Periods last for 3-5 days or 72 hours to 120 hours.
    So if it’s 3 days you’ll go through about 18 tampons (4hrs) to 9 tampons. (8 hrs)
    And if it’s 5 days about 30 tampons (4hrs) to or 15 tampons. (8hrs)
    Ranging from 5$-30$ (with multipacks being 10-30$) and that will usually include either standardized regular flow sizes or a mix variety of light, regular, heavy flow - as periods will change from light regular heavy to light.
    This doesn’t include the pads or pantie liners people may also buy and use simultaneously or people with extremely heavy flows or medical issues causing longer flows or heavier flows etc (who may use tampons longer or more frequently change them.)
    Pads usually are bought for flow heaviness and for morning and nighttime or for various sized underwear as thong pads exist but like who buys those is a bit of a mystery to everyone involved.
    Not changing tampons leads to toxic shock and on occasion can be inserted incorrectly causing issues. Read the paper how to booklet/side effects. People tend to leave them in longer if they’re short on cash and don’t want to spend too much per month on feminine healthcare and there’s not always tampons made available at bathroom vending machines for sanitary products (altho some fancy store or hotels may offer free ones)

  • @thecombine887
    @thecombine887 5 місяців тому +22

    "scaat" starts speaking at 0:00

  • @ambignerd
    @ambignerd 2 місяці тому +1

    48:00 I can relate so hard. When I was little I wanted to be just like my dad so I pretended to be allergic to walnuts. It went as far as my mom telling the school and my doctors so they could make a note of it. I have NEVER been to an allergist. But now that I am older, I am in fact allergic to walnuts, peanuts, cinnamon and other acidic foods like eggplant and pineapple. I just couldn’t believe that I got away with not actually being allergic to walnuts.

  • @_yourlocalartist
    @_yourlocalartist 5 місяців тому +8

    5:50 I zoned out and came back during this part

  • @Und3adBr3ath1n9
    @Und3adBr3ath1n9 5 місяців тому +13

    25:35 "I just wouldn't want to inject myself every week" Teds voice says from my headphones as I set out my T stuff for tomorrow.
    Anyway, I find self injections aren't that bad, at the least mine aren't. I take my shots in the thigh, it's really more about will power (convincing you're body to stab itself) than pain. I've had papercuts that hurt less.

    • @Meow_escapes
      @Meow_escapes 5 місяців тому

      Me

    • @lufufi3iboo
      @lufufi3iboo 5 місяців тому

      26 not 25.... dont ever let me catch u making a mistake like this ever again harlot

    • @jeanpants387
      @jeanpants387 5 місяців тому

      Felt that it's shot day for me 😅

  • @hollybrownexo
    @hollybrownexo 5 місяців тому +22

    schlarticus’ sigh at the start didnt need to make him sound like a single dad of four that much

  • @cadenollar2408
    @cadenollar2408 5 місяців тому +8

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while suffering the eternal torture of my own doing!

  • @connorcombs3691
    @connorcombs3691 5 місяців тому +6

    Hearing ted say he couldnt inject himself once a week is rlly funny as a type 1 diabetic. I was diagnosed at 16 so it was a big change, but even with a fear of needles the multiple time a day injections quickly became normal.

  • @thelivingtrebuchet6180
    @thelivingtrebuchet6180 5 місяців тому +5

    i think after schlatt in the intro, we need one single picture of tucker that just says "this guy"

  • @toshiscool
    @toshiscool 5 місяців тому +8

    i MEANT to click on this video. Every time I see Ted’s lovely room, I smile from ear to ear! Huzzah for Chuckle Sandwich! 🎉

  • @shrubninja6444
    @shrubninja6444 5 місяців тому +3

    I actually relate to the seafood one a lot, as I've also been trapped in a stupid lie about something entirely meaningless for about two decades: having no sense of smell. I was allergic to some kind of pollen or something in the area where I grew up in Florida, and was always congested so I couldn't ever really smell anything. After moving out of Florida, I don't know why, but I'd just tell people I have no sense of smell. I've kept this up for about twenty years now, and literally no one questions it, including my family. I actually think my brain has adjusted to me not using my sense of smell to the point where I *actually* can't smell anymore. I have no idea why I've done this.

  • @anbueditz75
    @anbueditz75 5 місяців тому +10

    i bet 20 bucks schlatt says the word “bludgeoned” atleast 5 times this episode

  • @HydraKittten
    @HydraKittten 5 місяців тому +23

    "schlatt" never fails to make me violently ill

  • @Tabirry
    @Tabirry 5 місяців тому +3

    Best thing to do for a cat litter box is change from the clay litter to something like walnut or corn husk litter. We prefer walnut husk its not to expensive, absorbs the odor as well as clay especially if you sprinkle baking soda on it when you refresh; biggest benefit is the lack of dust, the litter does not track almost at all.

  • @schematticYT
    @schematticYT 5 місяців тому +8

    You've heard of the liver king, get ready for the chuckle king (and schlatt and Ted)

  • @Watslol
    @Watslol 5 місяців тому +9

    a phycologist once told me that its best to not get your iq tested cuz it can hurt your mental state and make you feel worse about it

    • @augustinasvilkas
      @augustinasvilkas Місяць тому +1

      You really needed a psychologist to give you that epiphany that people feel worse when they know they aren't smart?

    • @Watslol
      @Watslol Місяць тому +1

      @@augustinasvilkas I was in middle school so yes

    • @augustinasvilkas
      @augustinasvilkas Місяць тому

      @@Watslol that a little late to learn that

    • @Watslol
      @Watslol Місяць тому +1

      @@augustinasvilkas ok

  • @Yaniner
    @Yaniner 5 місяців тому +4

    Been watching yall for forever, thanks for the chuckles, always looking forward for it

  • @mrfloofers2967
    @mrfloofers2967 5 місяців тому +52

    Schlip n’ Schlide

    • @asmodahlia
      @asmodahlia 5 місяців тому +5

      UA-cam apparently thinks this comment requires translation to English, which becomes "Tie n' Schlide", which I'm pretty sure still isn't English 😂

  • @prometrium
    @prometrium 5 місяців тому +4

    schlatt looks like theyre slowly being compressed by an unseen force about 10 minutes into these

  • @mj4r
    @mj4r 5 місяців тому +6

    changing ted to schlatt in the thumbnail is crazy work

  • @Sassy_Assassin76
    @Sassy_Assassin76 5 місяців тому +12

    my dog is literally dying, but i cant stop that chuckle sandwich grind

  • @silverclould
    @silverclould 5 місяців тому +3

    The perfect podcast to listen to while I avoid taking my medication

  • @mop3625
    @mop3625 5 місяців тому +4

    Rip Charlie, you will live forever in our hearts

  • @madgoonproductions8406
    @madgoonproductions8406 5 місяців тому +21

    I just wanted to pop in and say that Schlatt and Ted are both people and Tucker is also a person.

  • @DoughnutDragon
    @DoughnutDragon 5 місяців тому +1

    48:11
    Mans in the perfect positon for a hilarious long con prank.
    Just start chowing down on seafood at some point. Don't answer any questions until people start freaking out and then come clean, tell the full story and have a good laugh with everyone.

  • @JoeBudderMiner
    @JoeBudderMiner 5 місяців тому +3

    55:09 LIFE HACK:
    If you light matches after you take a crap it won’t smell anymore

  • @BlindVortex
    @BlindVortex 5 місяців тому +1

    As a high schooler back in 2017, I worked as a cashier at CVS for 3 months. Dropped acid with friends the night before an 8hr shift on a Saturday... quickly came to the same conclusion. Told em I quit that Sunday lmao

  • @FizzyIzzy33
    @FizzyIzzy33 5 місяців тому +10

    My favorite dads at a bbq are back at it with the mediocre conversation!

  • @doctordoofbrah
    @doctordoofbrah 5 місяців тому +1

    My power has been out for 14 hours and its only just now been restored and coincidentally you posted at the same time, thank you for your help

  • @Cyb3r_L0v31
    @Cyb3r_L0v31 5 місяців тому +3

    I must confess I’m stuck in a thunderstorm but I can’t stop the chuckle sandwich grind 🔥🔥

  • @Cathaersis
    @Cathaersis 5 місяців тому +2

    The dresses discussion was interesting, especially since there's a stark contrast between me and my mom. I rewear my dresses to different occasions and just change like makeup and accessories, while my mom insists that I should wear a new dress to every event and keeps her old dresses for some reason. I hope this mindset changes and people will realize that you can style one thing in different ways instead of throwing it away after one use lol
    Also 40:20 - potty training is bad for a cat's anatomy and results in many digestive problems, so the litter box is the healthiest option for them

    • @desydo02
      @desydo02 2 місяці тому

      I really like my dresses. I don't have a lot of events to go to but I recently got one I really really like and I'd 100% wear it more than once. It's my only fancy-ish dress but I have other nice dresses that aren't as fancy. I re-wear them on dates a lot with my bf.

  • @peterpeter2785
    @peterpeter2785 5 місяців тому +7

    Intro ends at 1:50

  • @dylanmirabella443
    @dylanmirabella443 5 місяців тому

    I do maintenance inside of a carousel early in the mornings and I listen to you guys every morning, keep up the awesome work.

  • @jayjop5704
    @jayjop5704 5 місяців тому +6

    They all really chuckled this time

  • @user-by1jb4cp1h
    @user-by1jb4cp1h 5 місяців тому +2

    ted at 52:30 and then tucker and schlatts reaction afterwards was like watching the debate when biden was stuttering and trump said he didn’t understand a word

  • @HydroniteTB
    @HydroniteTB 5 місяців тому +10

    I can’t believe Schlatt is still bludgeoned, now he knows what the people in ‘99 felt

  • @nrbmemes2414
    @nrbmemes2414 5 місяців тому +2

    12:26 was such a profound conversation that i wholeheartedly agree with

  • @SinisterGoop
    @SinisterGoop 5 місяців тому +11

    Jambo appears at 0:41

    • @KewlKelton
      @KewlKelton 5 місяців тому

      Stolen literally verbatim

    • @SinisterGoop
      @SinisterGoop 5 місяців тому +1

      My fault I didn’t see your comment I just got excited to see Jambo

  • @satanm8c40
    @satanm8c40 Місяць тому +1

    I would pay for Schlatt to take a genuine IQ test

  • @buttersticks7877
    @buttersticks7877 5 місяців тому +5

    this is the best podcast to watch the twitch channel @tuckerkeane to

  • @filldumbpea
    @filldumbpea 5 місяців тому +2

    every episode tucker becomes more of a member of the podcast instead of just the background boy

  • @bigmegatoast6578
    @bigmegatoast6578 5 місяців тому +3

    I just want to have a conversation with Ted I feel like he is so disassociated with real people. He has been in California so long. I miss Charlie

  • @natekindamaybe
    @natekindamaybe 5 місяців тому +1

    Every few weeks, Ted gets a glimpse into how the world around him interacts with him and why

  • @chimpypimpy8245
    @chimpypimpy8245 5 місяців тому +5

    JAMBO IS ALIVEEEEEE🎉

  • @ArchBread1
    @ArchBread1 5 місяців тому

    Tucker really makes the podcast feel complete! Love having him join the discussion 😄

  • @Apt46
    @Apt46 5 місяців тому +9

    bring back the episode number

  • @BennisWennis-ds2sg
    @BennisWennis-ds2sg 5 місяців тому

    With the lab grown diamond argument, if you’re on a budget just get lab grown sapphire. They’re even cheaper than lab grown diamonds and can come in any color imaginable! They’re tough and lustrous. Literally no one can tell the difference either unless to tell them or they’re a trained jeweler

  • @peterpeter2785
    @peterpeter2785 5 місяців тому +4

    This podcast always gives me a good schluckle

  • @kiranorazinnecker
    @kiranorazinnecker 5 місяців тому +2

    Schlatt talking about women constantly changing clothes made me laugh.

  • @rynads
    @rynads 5 місяців тому +6

    I did not consent to this upload

  • @fishbone5430
    @fishbone5430 5 місяців тому

    We had a cat that taught himself to use the human toilet. I think it was probably due to the litter boxes not getting cleaned often enough. My bedroom was right next to the bathroom, and I heard a tinkling in the toilet even though nobody had walked into the bathroom. Investigated and found the little dude peeing. Don't think he ever used the toilet to shit, only to pee

  • @otisagnew
    @otisagnew 5 місяців тому +3

    Tucker is a comedic genius

  • @AlexRojasss
    @AlexRojasss 5 місяців тому +1

    I loved listening to this while working…
    …at CVS

  • @charbach7491
    @charbach7491 5 місяців тому +4

    Schlatt, I just heard about your fingers and I'm completely floored with sympathy for you. I can't even imagine how much pain you must be in right now. Please know that I'm here for you in any way you need, whether it's just someone to talk to or helping out with anything at all. Take care of yourself and hang in there - sending all the positive vibes your way.

  • @b1uecottoncandy
    @b1uecottoncandy 5 місяців тому

    I like that tucker is just a part of the podcast at this points, Tucker cam and all

  • @breadman719
    @breadman719 5 місяців тому +8

    i miss Charlie

  • @Jemz7117
    @Jemz7117 5 місяців тому +2

    Loved watching the thumbnail change from Ted to schlatt