Ranking Your CURSED Tiktoks
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- Опубліковано 25 тра 2022
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Schlatt ranks your HILARIOUS tiktoks.
Twitch: / schlatt
Twitter: / jschlatt
Instagram: / jschlatt
I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_ - Розваги
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YOOOOOOOOOOOO
sup shawties
how about you free ship some ladies to my address
NOOOOO
I got some had to pay for shipping
This gsups ad actually sold it to me. Impressive, very nice.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE BRUV
let's see Paul Allen's gsups ad.
Same until he said 0 calories
They fucking got me with free.
They really did. The profanity really made its point in thatit is the most chaotic brand in the world lmao
I love how the Weezer memes started out just unfunny but gradually became funnier with repition and Shagg's reactions
*Shleezer
@@isaacdanoob2434 "Shleezer"*
I love how by the end he was just traumatized by the opening riff
Like Zoinks am i right fellas
repition
we need an hour long clip of just schlatt going insane over weezer memes
Schlatt probably snorts GamerSupps in his free time
@@Onlyanaccount 💀 STOP IM ALREADY CRYING
@@not_a_real_handle (3:50) "But boys, what do you think Blue is?" -jschlatt, 2022
@@Onlyanaccountmeth?
No an hour long of schlatt laughing 9/11 memes
I love the chat freaks out at the sight of a woman more than anything else. We’re like shiny Pokémon on this channel.
We??? Ima be chat. Real quick
THERE’S A WOMAN!!!!!!
RUTRO RAGGY! RUMEN! HEHEHE
false women do not use the internet
I'm woman don't tell anyone
Schlatt buying an energy drink company just so he can get easier access to 'blue' is possibly one of the biggest power moves in UA-cam history
"Schlatt"*
shipping ain’t even free for the the free product
@@rldv634 ya ik and it's always been like that
Idk banning all minecraft viewers was another power move.
@@rldv634 the fact that he made the shipping fee 4.20 and 6.90 is good enough for me
It's actually so impressive when a UA-cam sponsorship is so entertaining that I don't want to skip through it
same-
Literally went back to watch it twice
Same
Fr
I was looking for a spot to skip to until he said "cause I bought the company", then I sat back and enjoyed the advertisement lol
schlatt as a business man is scary
"hey can I get that raise?"
**screams of the damned**
0:26. Little extra fact, the day after pearl harbour (dec 8) was a monday, so imagine watching your entire naval power (to an extent) get deciminated and having to report in for work tomorrow against a enemy that is at the time equal in naval power.
Worst mondays of all time.
I thoroughly enjoyed watching Schlatt lose his mind at the Weezer memes
I be creating entertaining vids as well broddie
I feel sorry for having your comment section be full of bots
Hooly fr*ck ur comments my guy
@aku cinta Kamu,,,💧 my guy are you having a stroke
@Don't Read Profle Photo ok
These TikToks may be cursed, but they're nowhere near as CURSED as what Schlatt did to those women back in 1999
I be creating entertaining vids as well fam
Yes yes.
He was active back then??????
@@Monori198 no it's a joke he wasn't born then...
*”schlatt”
Schlart looks so badass in a suit, he looks like the james bond villain who would be a psychopath and actually push bond to the limit
He did the real thing in 1999
Schlatt being driven to insanity at the end is priceless
That is
If sanity was even programmed in him in the beginning
Never thought Schlatt would ACTUALLY buy gamer supps LMAO
He doesn't actually own the company lmao
@@zippy2470 didnt u watch the video
He probably just bought a sizeable amount of stock, not a majority of the company. Probably like 1% . Still impressive, and probably how he can do this crazy ad and give away so many samples.
@@zippy2470 well we just need to wait for the russian badger to be sponsored by them to know
Never thought Schlatt would do things he did to my family back in 99 LMAO
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Schlatt putting his business before his hot secretaries
he's a true businessman
He's on that mf'ng Grind
as long as he get that's done and not his secretaries altho if he did I wouldn't blame him that's one hot secretary xD
@@emmanuelwil-jeff bro 😐📸
@@emmanuelwil-jeff 🧐📸📸
Schlatt unironicly owns gamer supps
The voices are getting louder. They say I need to add more timestamps (with fun nicknames!).
0:00 Intro - Monkey Dive
0:11 Intro - Gatorade Chimp
0:21 The Worst Way to Start Your Morning
0:28 Sock Tearin'
0:35 Canine Stare
0:52 Super Mario Never Gets Old
1:07 Very Human Designs: Defecation Toilet
1:35 Egg and Mayo Water
1:52 Maid Shuffle
2:11 Cheeked Up
2:30 The Grinder
2:38 The Grinder 2
3:05 Sponsor Break
5:43 Monkey Flip
5:54 Watermelon Thigh Crush
6:24 Jschlatt Diss
6:43 Trap
7:00 Inspirational Monkey
7:22 Whose hand is he trying to shake?
7:43 Kitty Dance
8:02 Walter's Final Moments
8:25 Henry the Rabbit
8:35 Two Toys, One Child
8:58 Messin' With Monkeys
9:17 Muscle Dance
9:35 Cat's Sneezing Fit
9:49 Messin' With Monkeys Again
10:02 Dumpster Fire
10:12 Messin' With Monkeys Yet Again
10:19 Never feed these popsicles to your pets!
10:29 Jack Manifold controversy stream
10:43 Cat Takes a Bite
- Show & Tell highlights -
10:47 A cat
11:23 This cone
11:50 Cool lizard
11:54 Stolen "one way, do not enter" sign
12:12 *non-functional* AT4
12:23 Old TV
12:30 A traffic light
12:42 "HI, Schlutt!"
12:45 Arabian Fat Tail Scorpion
13:01 iFish
13:17 Fursuit
- Back to the Tiktoks -
13:05 What is the hardest thing for a woman to do?
13:58 Birthday Fail
14:09 Perfectly Cut Meows
14:18 Kitty Bath
14:27 Depressing Poem
14:40 Monkey Relaxing
14:52 Can you guys pretend to be my mom for a sec
15:00 Suck. *sucking noises*
15:14 Nothing to see here!
15:25 Rabbit ASMR
15:30 My homemade book
15:45 Optimum Prido! *retching noises*
15:55 always check your halloween candy
16:00 the jets beat the new york giants
16:08 Tweezer
16:14 Arnold the Dog
16:28 Peezer
16:31 Weezer PSA
16:43 Guess the song
16:59 Playing a riff from a random album
17:13 Weezer at Home Depot
I just realized the timestamps are really fucked up.
It's probably because I was doing it on a low-spec laptop, so I'll have to fix them
@@NiksputicazYTbro fix them already
@@TrungNguyen-no9mxDon't have time to. :/
@@NiksputicazYT try coming back each day
I'm thoroughly enjoying the hivemind mentality this community has
Everyone showing schlatt a dead animal as if they’re all a cat returning from the back yard showing off their latest hunt to their owner
We all love weezer
@@tpd1864blake well that one is a much less enjoyable hive mind.
They just steal random shit and say that its free
@@tpd1864blake It’s fucked up, it’s not funny
Schlatt yelling “they’re not free!!” About various thing has become one of my favorite things in the world
👴🏻That's one of my least favorite things to hear
You mean "schlatt"?
You can buy them most people don't steal them lol
What if I hassle for one at a junkyard and get it for free
It’s funny cause it is free. The government can’t bind us with its rules
15:56 this is the moment weezer began
I think I've commented this story on here several times but I just love my Animation highschool teacher. She literally bought a genuine, city made, street legal, Moose Crossing sign and hung it up on her classroom wall. Which makes Schlatt getting upset at people stealing street signs even funnier to me.
Jschlatt: “These aren’t funny!”
Also Jschlatt: *proceeds to laugh at every single one of them*
He became mentally insane
He’s laughing at the stupidity of so many Weezer memes in a row, laughing out of anger basically (a thing he does a lot), not at the memes themselves, weezer isnt funny
@@MainlineThruTheRockies weezer is funny
@@MainlineThruTheRockies 🤓
@@MainlineThruTheRockies cope
I think it's funny that schlatt can say 1000 times that he seriously owns gamer supps and more than half of his audience still won't believe him
I legitimately don't know if he's serious or not about owning gamersupps, is this a really elaborate bit or not
@@Somonyo i think he is serious but at the same time its schleezer. gs had a whole case in court about something and they apparently sold it to him
@@1TZenz0 Schleezer LOL
@@Somonyo gamersupps is an incredibly large company man, they have definetly made more money than schaltt has made in his lifetime. Schaltt is definetly wealthy, probably made a few millions in his lifetime, but hes not "bought probably the 2nd biggest gamer-themed energy drink company" wealthy.
@@aduckonaplane3816 He probably bought a bunch of shares of the company.
I haven't really watched Shlatt's vids in a while but I've been subed to him since he was on SMP live with cmc a long long time ago, and it's really cool to come back and see he bought a whole company and it still doing good.
8:36,iron deficiency elmo 💀
Schlatt is one of the few people that can make an ad actually enjoyable
@aku cinta Kamu,,,💧 tell me more
TomSka gets away with so much shit in his Surfshark ads on his second channel.
One of the bits he did was literally a hostage scenario with implied murder, it was incredible.
*cough* Vat19 *cough cough*
Badger
internet historian with nord
I'm always impressed by how everyone makes an inside joke to torture Schlatt with. Hating it and then laughing at the end 🤣
How do they coordinate?
@@JoshuaAndres theres gotta be like a secret discord
@@JoshuaAndres Its easy tbh
schleezer
4:57 GIGACHAD STATUS
Just had a break down and started watching this. Immediately feeling better. What Schlatt can do to you dude lmao
I watched the stream, so I can confirm that Shatt did nothing wrong and definitly didn't repeat back what he did to those monkeys back in 1296
*SHATT?*
So many bots💀
This could be taken some ways
yeah I remember that he started a chain of events that led up to the Hundred Years' War and the Plague of 1348
SHATT GRJS
“Do you need anything?”
“No get the fuck out.”
Why is this peak comedy for me.
Mr.schlatt is to busy with business for the womens attempts at swooning
He might also be gay idk
9:11 somone save the cat 😭
"the wheezer jokes arent funny, i dont think I've laughed at any of them" *continues to laugh at each one*
Fun fact: If a street sign falls in, say a storm, you're allowed to take them because it's either someone takes it, or it gets thrown in the trash because they have ti replace it anyways
We need schlatt to be made aware of this information on a stream
What if it falls off in a man made tool storm and falls into the trunk of my car?
Then it's free.
You are most certainly not “allowed” to take it. That’s illegal as fuck lol.
@@caseyleirer9677 🤓
How hard he laughed at a child running into a wall speaks volumes about his personality.
Every man does it, I do it too, I don’t feel good about it after but it’s still funny lol.
we're talking about someone that murdered 30 people in '99
@@marah4847 we don't talk about that
@@FryingPan3
I only feel bad if the kid got hurt, if they’re fine then I laugh lmao
@@bonecag3 idc it’s their fault, imma laugh my ass off 😂
Bruh this had me rolling 💀 15:23
That end with the five weezer memes and schlatts reaction really killed me
I love the pure happiness on jshlats face when he watched the maid tick-tock
Sick spelling
ya gotta admit he had some sick move tho
i do love the range of expressions "schlatt" has
7:30 joe was trying to shake washington's hand. Lad's so close to death that he can see ghosts.
Bro, you know that clip is taken way out of context, he was acknowledging the group of supporters to his right, not tying to shake someone’s hand. How can people be so delusional? 🤔
@@brianmoll3391 Sir its called a joke
@@brianmoll3391 Federal Agents are putting chemicals in your water
@@brianmoll3391 What the robot said.
@@brianmoll3391 what the robot said
"cereal is the worst way to start the morning"
US Sailer at pearl harbour in 1941 : nuh uh
The timing and sequence of the videos you show us is something I’ve never witnessed until now. Fucking gold dude your vids have me shitting myself whenever i watch them from laughing so god damn hard.
Can't believe that Schlatt can now legally say that he owns Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000. I wanna see him collab with TheRussianBadger now
same lol
@@villager2342 that shit would be a masterpiece, now wouldn't it?
@@doomeddigs7292 It would
Schlatt is already cursed enough but THAT collab would be horrendously cursed
@@sirderp402 I'd like to see that
Schlatt is actually a BUSINESSMAN now. We're going into the best timeline.
he always was, i mean he bought OTK ya kno
Trump was a businessman, and he became the president. So when's Schlatt gonna run?
@@Raoul. he did remember? Schlatt 2020? But he was silenced, they removed his checkmark and his "I like men" sign on time square was robbed
@@enzoarweq4525 I remember now, thanks for reminding. Looking forward to the next try.
@@enzoarweq4525 THIS IS WHY CORPSEHUSBAND IS MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MID AF!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave it to schaltt to make a sponsorship not only for himself, but also make it funny
other youtubers when approached with a bad sponser: "Ew no."
Shlatt: "Yes I'll take all of it."
Schlatt is arguably the most well known man on the internet, co owner of one of the biggest streamer orgs, and now owns fucking gamer supps.... Holy shit hes becoming far too powerful
streamer org, gamer drink, what next?? artesian build? LOL
by orgs you mean organization right?
Hes not
Wouldn't say he's most well known, but otherwise agreed
If he grows more powerful, 1999 will happen all over again
Dude, sweatcicle looking concerned while Schlatt was on the phone was priceless
yeah
I'm just confused as to why sweat is even there
@@Mr.Happy777 He's sponsored by GS
Brother?
@@AHH_IM_DYING comrade?
Schlatt always knows how to "rank" our tiktoks! 👍
I genuinely still can’t tell if he owns gamersupps to this day. Knowing Schlatt, you really can’t take his word for it 😭
Schlatt always brings a smile on my face.
Until I realise what he did to my family in '99
Classic schlatt!!!
Me too man. We will get our revenge one day.
I find it hilarious that Schlatt now owns Gamersupps. Like, I can imagine people like RussianBadger and groups like the GOONS having to go to Schlatt to ask him questions 🤣
I still await Soup’s GGsupps flavor “Nursing Home”
IKR imagine tho WORLDS COLLIDING
Look at the stack of flavors. Notice the one on the left? It’s GGF 9000!!
@@Refrigerator44 Bro i scanned that stack at the end for everybody's favorite flavor, just the sight of Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 makes my day
i love when he rankes the tiktoks
Randomly Employee: “I need money”
Jschlatt: “NO!!!”
Sweat, Evan, and Schlatt, the crossover I never knew I wanted. I fucking love it.
yeah have u seen their pic on twitter? was released few days ago, people were mind blown like worlds are colliding LOL
Thought no one else noticed sweat in there lol what’s going on
@@sirsauce8387 ikr but it probs cuz they sponsored by gamersupps in the first place
Never expected GRIZZY either
Jschlatt literally owns gsupps, he could get every major gamer with a bit a blue
This is how you promote a product you genuinely care about he got me hooked on the reveal of what it was, then I felt genuinely entertained with his reactions and his sets and the lighting. That was the best UA-cam ad I’ve ever seen
3:15 goddayum that "NO!!!!" came from the heart
Bring back tier lists. These make my days 10 times better and I have watched each of the 3 food tier list videos about 30,981 times now.
the vods of these streams are VERY entertaining these clips are just the best of many good moments
yeah vods are better imo but i still watch the vids anyways since the edits are good too
the "but its free" argument fucking kills me every time
Even though he probably hates it, I think having a live reaction of chat and him makes the content a lot better
Schlatt there's this thing called a wrench, sometimes a rachet, It's a tool. It's used to undo bolts, I know you wouldn't know about those but it's pretty easy to get free signs with them.
It’s a good day when the big guy uploads
I be creating entertaining vids as well
we need more bots
"schlatt"
@YOU Google translated the flag from Russia to the UK wtf
@@26mic ok and?
I love that stealing road signs is just,,, so common with guys between the ages of like, 18-24. My apartment is a student housing place and just has random shit like traffic cones hanging around
this fandom is unhinged and i love it
Schlatt thank you for curing my boredom over this summer however it’s been only one week and I’m already going insane
Schlatt: I think I never laughed at a single wheezer meme
Also Schlatt in less then 000.147 seconds:
16:55
duality of Schlatt
well yeah he didn't before he said it
keezer
Wait but the video only my brain hurt
16:30
This proves even further just how unhinged “Schlatt” viewers are
That clip of the guy making the kitten dance is even more adorable when you find out they allow it when they get older because whatever you do with them as kittens, they find normal when they grow up
this is still somehow super funny, and schlatt makes it even better
schlatt : im not gonna laugh for this one
also schlatt : * start laughing *
😆😂😂
Wow, didn’t know that Jrichard Schlatt would actually decide to start a non-toxic beverage company.
richard
J.Dick Schlatt
6:25 Sniffa
loved the rankings
I am in *LITERAL HYSTERICS* , because just the last 2 minutes of the video was *JUST. WEEZER.*
0:53 this is the the best thing I’ve ever seen, the sound it perfect!
this is my favorite sponsor! he got super creative and i would actually listen to him
omg this is the most amount of likes i’ve ever gotten tyy 🥰🥰
i love that he continues the schlatt lore what with the blue suit red tie ruthless businessman thing
Big suggestion for ya, Jschlatt. Whenever you do community stuff like this, could you use the UA-cam community tab, too? I don't use Twitter and haven't used it in years. It's terrible and you know it. I'd love to participate in events and stuff like this without having to download Twitter. You probably won't see this or care to implement, but I hope to give you some food for thought.
facts
as a twitter user i can confirm that its terrible, too many toxic people
He just made a reddit for this stuff! Go there!
@@robbinsphere5327 I know people are gonna be like "but Reddit is just as bad!" but like, it really isn't. At least with Reddit you can ACTUALLY control the shit you see on a typical basis, and it's much easier, in my opinion, to avoid doomscrolling so long as you avoid subreddits that piss you off. On Twitter it all gets shoved in your face anyway, it's designed to get people upset and thus promote "interaction", whereas Reddit allows you to mostly curate what you see based on what you follow specifically.
Man, watching this while being hangover like CRAZYYY is something else
Never did I think I'd legitimately be buying free drinks from a youtuber I've followed for years but here we are. Ordered my sample and I'm looking forward to it Big Guy
is it actually free
@@brayden7574 Nope, I was honestly pretty disappointed, he even specifically said "free shipping" then I got hit with a $6 shipping fee at checkout... Sorry Schlatt, I love your content but you're just turning into another sellout -.-
@@jakk1hundo553 The first 10K had free shipping. Those ten thousand went quick. The shipping is normal for the free samples, the no shipping was a special deal.
@@jakk1hundo553 he’s probably doing it just because its funny
his channel is barely 3 years old
how old r you?
Because of that ad, I legit instantly ordered gamersups, for literally free. My dad doesn’t know and may suspect that I bought drugs or something but maybe I’ll be able to talk him out of whooping my ass! Thanks jshlatt!
Shipping counteracts the price
@@colemacgrath8846 free shipping lol, I didn’t even need to put in my card
@@colemacgrath8846 lol he literally said in the vid too that it was free shipping
@@colemacgrath8846 I thought that too but shipping is free too lol
@@Merffinn Damm really? I tried to get the sample but it made me pay for shipping
this is the start of a series that cures sadness and makes me die laughing
The Elmo one got me good
03:35 spoken like a true businessman
NOOOOO...... So I've tried red bull and monster and I felt like shit afterwards
I absolutely love the whole “wolf of wall street” vibe that schlatt went for with the gamersupps ad 💀💀
I just love jshart
i love that it was jsut weezer memes towards the end
14:53 I spit my ramen out all over my bed 😭
Oh nooo
14:34 for some reason i couldn't stop laughing for 4 minutes after hearing that. My humor is so broken lmao
Same, i choked on the air
-weezer-
Same bro
The second one with the dog was the perfect time to put the let me do it for you meme
The advertisement for gamersups was the best commercial I’ve ever seen. Nice job schlatt👏👏👏
GamerSupps, from sponsoring RussianBadger, to “Schlatt” OWNING it, this is gonna be great.
GuacamoleGamerFart9000
now I have to think about russianbadger being sponsored by jschlatt
@@lordtoomas that explains badger’s humor
Schleezer
👀
fake otk go away go go
Schleezer
@@st4nley it's not
@@Mason_Malakai_Leroux sarcasm dude 😞
The way he screamed NOOOOO at the insubordinate employee 😂😂😂
I was very tempted one time to take some free railroad track home. Problem is, it wouldn't fit in the car, so I had to leave it. It wasn't attached to the rest of the tracked. Just in a pile of other tracks next to the railroad. Just like a 20 foot peace of steel (guessing at length). And I picked it up. Wasn't as heavy as I thought it would be.
9:20
Schlatt being mesmerized-
You wouldn't happen to have the full video of that guy dancing anywhere, would you? I need it for
research.
Seeing Jenna as the secretary felt like a hidden reference
Ikr
sauce please good sir
Y’all really gotta watch the full 3 hour stream you won’t regret it 😂
Unlocked new species: The British
8:48 That other Elmo is on crack
How it feels to chew 5 gum
@@alert2 to Chew feels How gum 5 it
@@alert2 stimulate your senses
The number of times Scalt had to say "I normally have to pay to get a show like that" is concerning but nowhere near as concerning as what scalt did to those little boys back in 1999
Scalt lmao
schlatt would never
i mean maybe, but he wouldnt... uknow...
Who’s Scalt?
@@thehobgoblin1313 Joseph Scalt, aka Jscat