Nikki Glaser Slams Alec Baldwin’s Family Life (Full Set) - Roast of Alec Baldwin

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @mperez3720
    @mperez3720 5 років тому +5398

    “People forget how fast you ran, away from your first family...” She killed it

    • @publixskate
      @publixskate 5 років тому +66

      she had sooo much better stuff prepared.. but she couldn't say it ///

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer 5 років тому +47

      Even Casey Anthony knows where her daughter is.

    • @MrSneakyCastro
      @MrSneakyCastro 5 років тому +2

      I would have said stuff like Your face gives me a heart attack every time I see it...but is that PC ? I honestly don’t know, I’m not american

    • @SuPeRHeRoDuDe3124
      @SuPeRHeRoDuDe3124 5 років тому +24

      @@MrSneakyCastro they dont say that because.... its not funny.
      also they dont care about PC at a roast. are you serious

    • @gamjc
      @gamjc 5 років тому +5

      Even Alec was in awe!

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 4 роки тому +1020

    This is one of the greatest sets I've ever seen. Her timing, her delivery, her misdirection, her transitioning are all excellent. Her jokes are relevant, topical, and the right amount of mean but not overly harsh. Plus she looks damn good!

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 3 роки тому +53

      Who’d have thought, out of everyone on that stage, that Caitlyn Jenner would only be the second best at transitioning.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 роки тому +13

      Her timing is just out of this world, especially loved that double-shot between Blake and Chris ("Weren't sure if Blake was black")

    • @kyliedonnelly8217
      @kyliedonnelly8217 Рік тому +5

      Unbelievably talented she just has the gift she gets it

    • @vleaky3430
      @vleaky3430 Рік тому +2

      That's because she's a comefian unlike everyone else on that stage

    • @WestonDion
      @WestonDion 5 місяців тому +2

      She really is just the queen of timing and delivery. I’ve watched all of her roast sets like 37 times

  • @silenzion8046
    @silenzion8046 5 років тому +1786

    She's brutal! Needs to be on every roast.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 4 роки тому +17

      She does. As it is, Jeff is the only regular now anyway, since Greg died and Lisa stopped doing roasts... we need at least two regulars to join him, and Nikki would be a great one. She's killed every roast she's been on.

    • @UHcougs22
      @UHcougs22 3 роки тому +1

      I think she said she’s not doing them anymore on a podcast with Anthony jeselnik

    • @sheiladawg1664
      @sheiladawg1664 3 роки тому +2

      @@UHcougs22 When is Jizzledick ever going to say something funny?

    • @nnjjee1
      @nnjjee1 Рік тому +1

      Even the ad libs were brutal “no Jeff don’t break the couch” 😂😂

    • @RockBandVlds
      @RockBandVlds 7 місяців тому

      Wait till you see her in the roast of Tom Brady!

  • @seanpaulson9098
    @seanpaulson9098 5 років тому +2869

    Alec Baldwins face during all her joke lmao he wasn't ready lmao.

    • @laststanding5791
      @laststanding5791 5 років тому +17

      Did he start to cry?

    • @hempyweeds5745
      @hempyweeds5745 4 роки тому +78

      Especially when she made the joke about him and his brothers potentially burying a hooker together his face was like what does she know and how does she know 5:18

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 роки тому +3

      .

    • @giantsmilk2545
      @giantsmilk2545 4 роки тому +7

      @@hempyweeds5745 thats the same look John Mulaney gets when talk show hosts asks him abt princes Diana 🤔🤔🤔

    • @tanq_mchunu695
      @tanq_mchunu695 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bbz232
    @bbz232 5 років тому +4493

    She was good. That was an actual roast of everyone there. Brutal.

    • @beckyreynolds8311
      @beckyreynolds8311 4 роки тому +31

      I've never heard of her before but she was epic

    • @mangarda
      @mangarda 4 роки тому +12

      Eh, she didn't go after Ken....they were all afraid to lol

    • @tomt6142
      @tomt6142 4 роки тому +1

      @@mangarda some did

    • @tomt6142
      @tomt6142 4 роки тому +1

      Most of them do

    • @jeffreis5194
      @jeffreis5194 4 роки тому +2

      She a savage

  • @gabrielpatten6939
    @gabrielpatten6939 4 роки тому +756

    The best part about Nikki going after Caitlyn, was that Caitlyn only agreed to do the roast if they avoided certain topics, so Nikki went HARD on every other topic 🤣

    • @chazblank2717
      @chazblank2717 3 роки тому +155

      I’d say Nikki’s jokes made Caitlyn uncomfortable, but it’s nearly impossible to read emotions through that much Botox.

    • @iamsobeautifulomg
      @iamsobeautifulomg 2 роки тому

      @@chazblank2717 you know that thot would do anything for money. she had no problem.

    • @iandean1112
      @iandean1112 Рік тому +10

      ​@@chazblank2717 She's got more filler than subway chicken

    • @juanpablo6686
      @juanpablo6686 Рік тому +27

      Yeah, she was like "You don't want us to talk about the woman you hit with your car? Okay, I'm gonna make you wish we did."

  • @TheSangheiliBlade
    @TheSangheiliBlade 5 років тому +2166

    She went to town on everyone.

    • @michaelrauch8629
      @michaelrauch8629 5 років тому +11

      They all suffered from her it was great

    • @francesvonstackelberg4070
      @francesvonstackelberg4070 5 років тому +29

      except the hot one. she brobably went down on him later instead.

    • @KAB-ct7rs
      @KAB-ct7rs 4 роки тому +9

      Jeff. Your face. Wait for it......Your face has a dadbod! Jeff reacts by taking his porkpie hat off and throwing it. Bahhhhhh hahhhhhbh!!! He played into that so well. LMAO!

    • @ekoms108
      @ekoms108 4 роки тому +2

      Except that Asian guy in the corner.

    • @Ashlei211990
      @Ashlei211990 4 роки тому +1

      She did that

  • @toddjohnson566
    @toddjohnson566 5 років тому +2531

    Damn she killed it. Bringing back some of the bite to the roasts.

    • @tombom420
      @tombom420 5 років тому +17

      Todd Johnson she burned them all it was awesome

    • @johnruiz4419
      @johnruiz4419 5 років тому +25

      Todd Johnson yeah they need Anthony jeselnik back on these

    • @dennisjr77
      @dennisjr77 5 років тому +14

      Makes you miss Greg Giraldo.

    • @departmentofdate2263
      @departmentofdate2263 5 років тому +1

      Dennis Leavitt forever ❤️

    • @toddjohnson566
      @toddjohnson566 5 років тому +1

      Dennis Leavitt He was the greatest.

  • @jetman24
    @jetman24 4 роки тому +643

    "even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter" holy fuck! Even Sean Hayes and Alec said "Oh my God" lmao

    • @Vercixx
      @Vercixx 3 роки тому +6

      Can you please explain the joke? I'm not familiar with Caytlin Jenner's story

    • @catherinelopez0208
      @catherinelopez0208 3 роки тому +8

      @@Vercixx she is the step father (she said that she still wants to be called the father) of kiley,kendall,rob,kloe,kim, and Kourtney Kardashian so she has a lot of daughters

    • @alannadvorak2198
      @alannadvorak2198 3 роки тому +19

      @@catherinelopez0208 She is not the father of any of the Kardashians...that's why their last names are Kardashians; deceased attorney Robert Kardashian was their father. The joke is that she has four other children from previous marriages.

    • @catherinelopez0208
      @catherinelopez0208 3 роки тому +1

      @@alannadvorak2198 sorry i fixed it

    • @cryp0g00n4
      @cryp0g00n4 3 роки тому

      @@alannadvorak2198 CLICK CLICK... DEAD

  • @maskedbadass6802
    @maskedbadass6802 5 років тому +5011

    "Caitlyn Jenner, what a beautiful woman... you killed with your car four years ago."

    • @snosrfr71
      @snosrfr71 5 років тому +274

      ...was gonna ask, "who else came here from Rogan?"

    • @rodrigofbalboa
      @rodrigofbalboa 5 років тому +69

      Masked Badass i waited for that one after reading this comment, didn’t hear it!

    • @maskedbadass6802
      @maskedbadass6802 5 років тому +211

      @@rodrigofbalboa She had to cut it out for being "too offensive." She mentions it on Howard Stern and Joe Rogan podcasts.

    • @rodrigofbalboa
      @rodrigofbalboa 5 років тому +34

      Masked Badass oh thanks man! I didn’t know that! We live in such a sensitive society nowadays, it’s just jokes ffs

    • @tobiaswinter579
      @tobiaswinter579 5 років тому +210

      @@rodrigofbalboa It's a fucked up kind of sensitivity though, isn't it? I mean Caitlyn Jenner actually took another persons life. That person is dead. Family and friends, possibly children, left behind. There is nothing wrong with making a brilliant joke to remember that. If the truth that is inside this joke (namely that Jenner is kind of a piece of crap person - and not because her gender) can't be spoken out load, it's not because people are sensitive, but because they want to ignore other peoples issues (like the family who lost their mother).

  • @Jeffersonyuvens
    @Jeffersonyuvens 5 років тому +4145

    Dear lord, its no longer a roast, its a whole barbeque

    • @Fleeto2006
      @Fleeto2006 4 роки тому +27

      Jeff Ross plagiarism there

    • @Wtnwdl
      @Wtnwdl 4 роки тому +3

      Wow, bitting stuff, be original bro

    • @ytcomment1070
      @ytcomment1070 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@Fleeto2006 Straight from the roast of Emit Smith. Jamie Fox goes hoohoo, Monique SomethingOrOther gets all sassy and whatnot, and we all laugh.

    • @IdeasDontBounce
      @IdeasDontBounce Рік тому

      "At the roast bbq"
      -Monique _understands_

    • @lilgreenmermaid6462
      @lilgreenmermaid6462 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @thewavychannel
    @thewavychannel 5 років тому +916

    "Here's your salad sir"
    "You look like if popeye only ate popeyes" yoooo 😂😂😂

    • @RafaelNelvam
      @RafaelNelvam 4 роки тому +14

      even Jeff's reaction was like "damn it that was good"

    • @melquizedec
      @melquizedec 3 роки тому

      I gave you the 666 like 😈

  • @rockalleanv
    @rockalleanv 5 років тому +642

    She gets close to the line, touches it slightly with her finger and pulls back quickly. She is that good without being too offensive, been binging her comedy for the past 3 days and I am in love with her and her honesty

    • @thecynicalmiscreant5011
      @thecynicalmiscreant5011 5 років тому +21

      @Stacy Caruso That's unfortunate. Maybe go somewhere else worth.
      Oh, and shut up. If you don't have notes, then it's not necessary and therefore not worth saying.

    • @JohnDoe-if2tj
      @JohnDoe-if2tj 5 років тому +7

      As long as it is funny there is no fucking line

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 років тому +15

      Tim Prescott 🤣 True. But I think Lena’s point is that she somehow manages to cross the line and bounce back quickly without making people upset. She’s very good at balancing the tone of her jokes.

    • @DG-dh2lt
      @DG-dh2lt 5 років тому

      Lena R no she crossed the line many times

    • @housestark9591
      @housestark9591 5 років тому +1

      ohmygod same her conan interviews are the bestt

  • @GRV_93
    @GRV_93 5 років тому +1183

    That oatmeal joke to Robert dinero was great.

  • @izaiasdiaz171
    @izaiasdiaz171 5 років тому +206

    “Robert got excited when I said oatmeal.” Did nobody else find this fucking gold 🤣😭

  • @timothyfelder437
    @timothyfelder437 5 років тому +5591

    “Blake, you look like a black guy made by a printer running out of ink” 😂🤣💀

  • @PositiveLastAction
    @PositiveLastAction 5 років тому +862

    Wow she won the roast! That was simply awesome.

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 років тому +8

      I genuinely got some respect for her now

    • @christophedamon726
      @christophedamon726 5 років тому +5

      Blake’s was as good or better

    • @tomasgaspar8065
      @tomasgaspar8065 5 років тому +2

      Jeff was the best, easily

    • @yockinnottou
      @yockinnottou 5 років тому

      Damian A Jeff Ross? He slayed. Easily number 1

    • @PositiveLastAction
      @PositiveLastAction 5 років тому +3

      Damian A agreed. Even Jeff, who is usually reliably good, wasn’t that hot.

  • @rusmaster200
    @rusmaster200 4 роки тому +1144

    "Hilaria? Ohh it's so stupid" That turned out to be the best line of the whole Alex Baldwin roast.

    • @jumbomacaroni
      @jumbomacaroni 4 роки тому +91

      I like how she tricked him into the joke.

    • @JacksonKillroy
      @JacksonKillroy 4 роки тому +62

      her delivery on that line is so perfect

    • @chadywak
      @chadywak 3 роки тому +25

      Yes. That was Hilarias

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 3 роки тому +3

      @@chadywak 👍🏽🙏🏽

    • @user-jd5ls1ro9o
      @user-jd5ls1ro9o 3 роки тому +2

      Who’s Alex?

  • @clarkkent3864
    @clarkkent3864 5 років тому +1968

    Not only is she really funny but also really quick... the don't break the couch bit was improvised

    • @TakodaRA8
      @TakodaRA8 5 років тому +8

      Nah they planned that.

    • @ludwig4
      @ludwig4 5 років тому +87

      @@TakodaRA8 no way, they didn't plan that

    • @Htheorphanarian
      @Htheorphanarian 5 років тому +30

      not as good as lampanelli's 'don't forget your walker' joke

    • @johnnyxrcfc
      @johnnyxrcfc 5 років тому +24

      As much as i find her unfunny amy schumer’s ‘is his interpreter here’ line was a classic

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 5 років тому +39

      @heroinhero69 exactly. The oatmeal joke was off the cuff

  • @LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn
    @LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn 5 років тому +2623

    Nikki's set was the best of the entire roast. Her timing, delivery...and she's HOT!

    • @maurob8586
      @maurob8586 5 років тому +2

      Lyfa Lee Zhure yup!

    • @HummerLove
      @HummerLove 5 років тому +33

      She's an effective comedian...she makes people laugh.

    • @user-oc2cw9wm4d
      @user-oc2cw9wm4d 5 років тому +28

      very pretty yes. Hot? ehhh not really.

    • @Rxs-gp3pe
      @Rxs-gp3pe 5 років тому +4

      Lyfa Lee Zhure she was good but like always Ross the one that killed it

    • @smacknoodles
      @smacknoodles 5 років тому +15

      Funny women are hot

  • @TheMandoCruz
    @TheMandoCruz 5 років тому +785

    “Your face has a dad bod.” 💀

  • @TheSmellymuffin11
    @TheSmellymuffin11 5 років тому +15071

    She is everything that Amy Schumer wants to be.

    • @ozman1966
      @ozman1966 5 років тому +511

      very true, funny and extremely hot, everything Amy Schumer is NOT

    • @noodlesatf
      @noodlesatf 5 років тому +184

      I wish I could like this more than once.

    • @johnsellers2999
      @johnsellers2999 5 років тому +42

      Oh like the left votes. More than once

    • @SurgeryIsWoke
      @SurgeryIsWoke 5 років тому +31

      She’s actually in Amy’s stable/one of her contemporaries with a very similar style, but go off

    • @jmjones1060
      @jmjones1060 5 років тому +106

      Nailed it - Nikki is insanely funny and Amy Schumer is an embarrassment.

  • @lilyemartin
    @lilyemartin 5 років тому +1200

    "You look like a 9 year old that just found $1,000 on the side walk" LMAO

    • @DCPete27
      @DCPete27 5 років тому +11

      lilyemartin “you always DRESS like a nine year old....”. Funnier when you get the quote correct.

    • @mrtonywilliams6312
      @mrtonywilliams6312 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @shinebabyshine.
      @shinebabyshine. 5 років тому

      lilyemartin Bruh 😂

    • @generalzod8589
      @generalzod8589 5 років тому

      I'm surprised she said that. In Hollywood your never really supposed to roast black celebrities. When you do,your supposed to twist it into a compliment,later.

    • @Mordecai154
      @Mordecai154 2 місяці тому

      @@generalzod8589says who? Yall say anything on here

  • @gregergreg
    @gregergreg 5 років тому +412

    Someone should tell Nikki that we need to stop mass murders in this country.

    • @osareafallire
      @osareafallire 5 років тому +13

      Clever. Initially I thought you were making a political statement. Haha! Smart.

    • @chazblank2717
      @chazblank2717 3 роки тому

      @Rob F 😬

  • @Noruego
    @Noruego 5 років тому +340

    She just gave a Masterclass on Roasting. One of the best I’ve ever seen, by a long shot.

    • @JoeMilllionaire
      @JoeMilllionaire 5 років тому +1

      You must've missed the bob saget, william Shatner, Larry the cable guy, Joan rivers, david hasselhoff, cheech n Chong roasts. For that matter you've prob never heard of Greg giraldo I'm guessing also

    • @Noruego
      @Noruego 5 років тому +9

      TAY LOR Oh yeah, never saw those roasts and never heard of Greg. Perhaps only you and a select group of comedy intellectuals got to know about them. Luck you!

    • @michellestargirl
      @michellestargirl 5 років тому +1

      TAY LOR lol fuckin relax bro.

    • @bobbymonaghan6769
      @bobbymonaghan6769 5 років тому +4

      Greg Geraldo would be proud.

    • @FreakingRandomName
      @FreakingRandomName 5 років тому +1

      Really lame dude, you should like browse more shit.

  • @shoorveersingh
    @shoorveersingh 5 років тому +587

    She's the best roaster in the business. She delivers every frickin time, doesn't matter whoever's roast it is.

    • @kendallandrews8691
      @kendallandrews8691 5 років тому +3

      She was good this time. Her Bruce Willis roast wasn't the best.

    • @N-e-o1
      @N-e-o1 5 років тому +8

      @@kendallandrews8691 wtf i disagree.

    • @shoorveersingh
      @shoorveersingh 5 років тому +2

      @@kendallandrews8691 Disagree. She was absolutely the best.

    • @kendallandrews8691
      @kendallandrews8691 5 років тому +2

      @@shoorveersingh she was ok at that one, but several others got more laughs. Even she seemed to realize she lost the room. This one she did great.

    • @waynerembert3116
      @waynerembert3116 5 років тому +3

      My All Time Favorite Roasters
      Giraldo
      Rickles
      Ross
      Jeselnik
      Lampanelli
      Brooks
      Glaser

  • @13Wolfie13
    @13Wolfie13 4 роки тому +578

    The Hilaria Baldwin bit is sooooo much funnier now, knowing she’s actually just a Hillary. I can’t decide if Alec was catfished, or if he has a Gloria from Modern Family fetish. Either way, it is comedy gold!! More please! I like the way my 2021 started.

    • @13Wolfie13
      @13Wolfie13 4 роки тому +4

      @@Scroooge Lol!! Now that you say it....

    • @beckaenkhtuya1081
      @beckaenkhtuya1081 3 роки тому +2

      Hell yeah

    • @trentvlak
      @trentvlak Рік тому

      She can't even use the excuse that it's her parent's fault.

  • @L4m3nt0
    @L4m3nt0 5 років тому +307

    I don't know who she is, but she just earned herself a new fan. Funny woman.

    • @Architek1
      @Architek1 5 років тому +7

      She's really is one of the best comedians out there right now.

    • @mevw41
      @mevw41 5 років тому +4

      u need to watch when she roast Bruce Willis, so crazyy!!

  • @43STEELERS43
    @43STEELERS43 5 років тому +3707

    Robert Deniro looks like the Grandpa from "Up" more and more everyday smh

    • @Tusc9969
      @Tusc9969 5 років тому +20

      What?? De Niro's old? Can't be....

    • @777-h6d
      @777-h6d 5 років тому +13

      Lookin like Alf 😂😂😂

    • @nemospodcast6766
      @nemospodcast6766 5 років тому +15

      He’s 76 fucking years old dude! I can’t wait to see how you look Until then, comment when you’re 76.

    • @nicksam5518
      @nicksam5518 5 років тому +12

      he looks like a shrunken copy of himself. I watch his movies for years. its just a shocking change

    • @royfrancis2474
      @royfrancis2474 5 років тому +4

      He looked great in Joker though

  • @klausweasley
    @klausweasley 5 років тому +367

    Alec Baldwin said on Howard Stern that he thought she was the best and said he wants to work with her.

    • @countfloydschillerhorrorth2090
      @countfloydschillerhorrorth2090 4 роки тому +18

      You mean by work with her, Beat her brains half out while standing over her shouting down at her "HOW DARE YOU CUT IN FRONT OF ME"

    • @marlenesabba4700
      @marlenesabba4700 3 роки тому +5

      She isn't deserate enough to have to "work" with him.

    • @psmith7781
      @psmith7781 3 роки тому +3

      @@marlenesabba4700 in 2021, she may have literally dodged a bullet by not working with him.....too soon?

    • @RaulCastillo
      @RaulCastillo 6 місяців тому

      @@marlenesabba4700 I don't think she wants to get shot

  • @morphicsmusic
    @morphicsmusic 5 років тому +657

    Killed so hard she pulled off a suicide joke thats insane!

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 років тому +33

      Morphics Music even crazier when she said the Caycee Anthony joke

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 років тому +8

      @@BbGun-lw5vi yeah. if you don't know the story, that joke is nearly impossible to get away with and against Kailtyn!!!!

  • @drewsg3
    @drewsg3 5 років тому +857

    "You look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink" LOL

  • @1800renzo
    @1800renzo 5 років тому +254

    "I spelled it with a K for you" lmao

  • @thetrueking6137
    @thetrueking6137 5 років тому +1873

    She was so surprisingly hilarious that I’m now forever a fan.

    • @thetrueking6137
      @thetrueking6137 5 років тому +3

      Stephen atr&ruk 2019 thanks captain obvious

    • @JGirDesu
      @JGirDesu 5 років тому +8

      @@thetrueking6137 She has a Netflix special! Watch it!

    • @EpicShadeSlayerSauce
      @EpicShadeSlayerSauce 5 років тому +11

      Yea same. Shes a riot

    • @arenasification
      @arenasification 4 роки тому +4

      sadly her specials are really bad

    • @CTifer
      @CTifer 4 роки тому +1

      @@arenasification yep. It's because she ONLY talks about sex in her specials...

  • @willcorker763
    @willcorker763 5 років тому +265

    Your face has a dad bod. Lmao that was cold, accurate and amazing all at the same time.

    • @ramonamars7904
      @ramonamars7904 5 років тому +5

      "looks like Popeye who only eats Popeye" OMG

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 5 років тому

      Jeff Ross never got roasted this hard damn lol

    • @KMnnA
      @KMnnA 6 місяців тому

      LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @bbyhoodgoth
    @bbyhoodgoth 4 роки тому +146

    Nikki Glaser will go down as a roast legend. She's so savage, i love her.

  • @J78Kio
    @J78Kio 5 років тому +669

    "You always dress like a 9 year old who just found 1,000 dollars on the sidewalk"

  • @DAVADMDAVAD
    @DAVADMDAVAD 5 років тому +617

    Nikki is a lot of things. But when it comes to insult humor, Don Rickles looks up from Hell and says "That's my girl."

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 5 років тому +20

      Rickles is definitely looking down

    • @Sofia-xr9gg
      @Sofia-xr9gg 5 років тому +5

      from hell?

    • @DeE-pt5lz
      @DeE-pt5lz 5 років тому +1

      he is a Jew and unless he found Jesus before he left this earth he is looking up, and it is not nice where he is

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 років тому +10

      It's a joke, Don made the sort of jokes people say 'I'm going to hell for that.' when they make similar ones.

    • @kevinbailey790
      @kevinbailey790 5 років тому

      De E according to the book Jesus influenced judgement hasn’t passed yet

  • @bravethestorm4491
    @bravethestorm4491 3 роки тому +104

    I love how she progressively gets more savage. It's the first time I've seen a celeb actually squirm while being roasted😂

    • @donrane
      @donrane 2 роки тому +5

      Watch Ireland roast her own dad. That´s even more brutal for Baldwin.

  • @edburns584
    @edburns584 5 років тому +285

    Baldwin's face was priceless it seemed like he wasn't expecting an actual roaster.

    • @1BB22
      @1BB22 5 років тому +2

      He hugged her and said, you are fucking funny.

    • @neilwhittenberg3070
      @neilwhittenberg3070 5 років тому +9

      His 'omg' laugh to the Casey Anthony joke towards Jenner cracked me up.

    • @Calebstreich
      @Calebstreich 5 років тому

      Thanks for keeping him in the ring.

  • @merwinpique
    @merwinpique 5 років тому +543

    That Blake griffin joke was funny as hell.

    • @jimmyneutron4329
      @jimmyneutron4329 5 років тому

      I don't get it; does she actually think he's hot or was he mocking him for being ugly?

    • @ohhShinxx
      @ohhShinxx 5 років тому +3

      Jimmy Neutron I believe Marinus is referring to the printer running out of ink joke.

    • @jimmyneutron4329
      @jimmyneutron4329 5 років тому +1

      @@ohhShinxx Ok; but that aside, does she actually think Griffin is hot or was he mocking him for being ugly?

    • @ohhShinxx
      @ohhShinxx 5 років тому

      Jimmy Neutron I hear girls think he’s attractive so I don’t think she was mocking him.

  • @kaisersozay8978
    @kaisersozay8978 4 роки тому +27

    Not THAT'S a roast! No softballs, delivered well, honest, brutal! Great job. One of the best roasts of all time!

  • @7solseven
    @7solseven 5 років тому +449

    "Jeff Ross looks like if Popeye only ate Popeyes" that was hilarious !!

    • @SensSword
      @SensSword 5 років тому +1

      I thought it was 'pot pies' 🥧

  • @isaachuerta1077
    @isaachuerta1077 5 років тому +283

    Nikki torched the stage! Probably even beat out Jeff Ross for funniest roaster of the night.

    • @zues7706
      @zues7706 5 років тому +8

      Isaac Huerta Blake was better than Jeff. Jeff wasn’t as good as he usually is. Nikki was the funniest that night.

  • @PSYCHOV3N0M
    @PSYCHOV3N0M 4 роки тому +70

    The Casey Anthony joke is one of THE most brutal jokes I've ever heard!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MGL0202
      @MGL0202 8 місяців тому

      Explain pls 😢

  • @abbyallen1826
    @abbyallen1826 5 років тому +723

    "Sex appeal of a gymnastics doctor" 😂😂😂😂

    • @ISEEKSPACE
      @ISEEKSPACE 5 років тому +5

      best joke of the night

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 5 років тому +2

      kevin w He got like 500yrs,why not go for the full 1000yrs? What a sick fuck.😭🤢🤮

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 5 років тому

      beanie0112 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 5 років тому

      beanie0112 Normal i kind of like the stench,but that's gross.

    • @imalrockme
      @imalrockme 5 років тому +1

      I actually thought about that Nasser guy, but was thinking "he was a coach, why the association..." oh, ok, he's a doctor.

  • @TaxmanTV
    @TaxmanTV 5 років тому +1988

    Nikki Glaser 1000x funnier than Amy Schumer yet gets only a fraction of the limelight. The comedy world is a sham. It's all about connections.

    • @Feeling_So_Gabe
      @Feeling_So_Gabe 5 років тому +41

      At this level, its not just comedy anymore, its hollywood, so yeah its definitely about connections and networking. Maybe schumer has a better manager.

    • @uzaira9088
      @uzaira9088 5 років тому +10

      Who is amy schumer🤣🤣

    • @Feeling_So_Gabe
      @Feeling_So_Gabe 5 років тому +12

      @@uzaira9088 Someone who's sold out her whole tour, and threw a netflix special in there.
      Even we might not think she's funny, someone does, because she's making Chappelle, Hart kind of money.

    • @TerribleTake
      @TerribleTake 5 років тому +19

      She’s funnier then amy Schumer but not that much funnier niggas out here acting like Amy Schumer is the worst comedian out there

    • @marzellholbrook6130
      @marzellholbrook6130 5 років тому +8

      Then why are you bitching about Amy on a video about Nikki?? I don't understand

  • @thedivinebandit
    @thedivinebandit 5 років тому +79

    "I've also considered your suicide...I have ideas.." We all walked into that one. 😂😂😂

  • @dcrea9416
    @dcrea9416 5 років тому +505

    In the words of Andy Samberg, "Is there a barista in here? Cause this roast just got dark!"

    • @MunkhWOhan
      @MunkhWOhan 5 років тому +13

      D Crea you mean in the words of Andy Sambeyg. The correct pronunciation.

    • @djtexas4993
      @djtexas4993 5 років тому +2

      If you didn’t want controversy you shouldn’t have invited the king!

  • @lyndsieannette957
    @lyndsieannette957 5 років тому +641

    This is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

  • @erkperc
    @erkperc 2 роки тому +40

    I spit out my water at “Robert got excited when I said oatmeal.”

    • @mre053
      @mre053 Рік тому

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Lollita23
    @Lollita23 5 років тому +125

    I can't choose one. Every joke slayed. This is what a roast is supposed to be!😂

    • @walkerpantoja9182
      @walkerpantoja9182 5 років тому +4

      Jeff Ross's face has a dad bod😂. She's amazing

    • @handlerikme
      @handlerikme 5 років тому +1

      The suicide one tho... that was actually too far

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 5 років тому +1

      @@handlerikme I will say that was my least favorite. I just had a close friend commit suicide. Extremely sad.

    • @Sharky165
      @Sharky165 5 років тому +2

      @@Lollita23 If you don't already know, she indeed contemplated suicide herself; she only changed it to "your" (i.e., Baldwin's) for the joke's sake. So if anyone has any leeway at all to laugh about it (rather than constantly cry), it's her.
      That all said, I agree there's nothing really funny about that subject, and it's risky to bring up even at a Roast as many feel it's in poor taste.
      FWIW, I'm truly sorry to hear about your friend's passing.

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 5 років тому

      @@Sharky165 Thanks! Yes I did know that about her. She's pretty neurotic. Alot of funny people are.

  • @MakeupLove05
    @MakeupLove05 5 років тому +835

    “I have also..... considered your suicide.” Omg 🤣

    • @pitosega
      @pitosega 5 років тому +10

      MakeupLove05 that line was epic 😂😂😂

    • @shilombemahungu
      @shilombemahungu 5 років тому +20

      It got dark real quick 😂😂😂😭

    • @StanSwan
      @StanSwan 5 років тому

      It happened.

    • @florescuandrei5500
      @florescuandrei5500 5 років тому +4

      And Epstein didn't kill himself

    • @StanSwan
      @StanSwan 5 років тому +3

      @@florescuandrei5500
      Trump killed him.

  • @NewYorkNadia
    @NewYorkNadia 4 роки тому +88

    "Oh it's so stupid" I'm DEAD.

  • @Decadancehallking
    @Decadancehallking 5 років тому +82

    Nikki Glaser is an American treasure, every joke stung like hell lmao!

    • @ThirdStreetJesus
      @ThirdStreetJesus 5 років тому +1

      Its insane that no one knew who she was until this

  • @lodes0
    @lodes0 5 років тому +1976

    She’s so good, how is Amy Schumer more popular than her?

    • @1000dotsdeath
      @1000dotsdeath 5 років тому +96

      It's because her uncle chuck Schumer is a congressman dont kid yourself you know how it goes plus they're Jewish

    • @demitrisolvinski
      @demitrisolvinski 5 років тому +65

      Is she though? I don't know anybody who likes Schumer yet I know many people who adore Nikki.

    • @jamestopple3576
      @jamestopple3576 5 років тому +37

      Because Amy steals jokes and no one seems to care but the comedians. Nicki is the best female comic out there

    • @coolnicksweretaken1920
      @coolnicksweretaken1920 5 років тому +65

      Because of morons like you, who turn every comment section about a female comic to Amy schumer bashing.

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 5 років тому +5

      Amy's just a little funnier, that's why 😉

  • @geekaleek
    @geekaleek 4 роки тому +135

    Here after the 'ILLARIA' scandal.

    • @bb7961
      @bb7961 3 роки тому +1

      What is that?

    • @baddiexcx1125
      @baddiexcx1125 3 роки тому +2

      @@bb7961 she lied about being Spanish

  • @young9534
    @young9534 5 років тому +396

    That Blake Griffin printer joke was one of the funniest at the roast

  • @ArmandTheBlackRevolutionary
    @ArmandTheBlackRevolutionary 5 років тому +195

    De Niro waving at her was the best response to a roast Ive ever seen lol

    • @daniellemckaskle3117
      @daniellemckaskle3117 5 років тому +5

      Doom is fucking dope

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 років тому +1

      Wardell Stephen Curry II Stan It was so damn cute! Made me remember why I like him so much.

  • @goldenwolf90
    @goldenwolf90 4 роки тому +66

    I lost it when she said: “isn’t your semen oatmeal at his point.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @javierpaulino8319
    @javierpaulino8319 5 років тому +1072

    she freaking killed everyone she's new Roast master general idc

    • @djt8870
      @djt8870 5 років тому +12

      Still tryna decide if shes hot or not

    • @sarahz.507
      @sarahz.507 5 років тому +1

      Agree!

    • @Avembe
      @Avembe 5 років тому +2

      DEFINITELY......

    • @flyboytrey456
      @flyboytrey456 5 років тому +10

      Nah she not, but I ain't gon front. She did a good job.

    • @JakobTennisMB
      @JakobTennisMB 5 років тому +24

      I'd say Jeff Ross is still the roast master but she's easily second in command now. Lisa Lampanelli was my favorite roaster until she retired from standup and got legitimately coo-coo.

  • @katholla3977
    @katholla3977 5 років тому +57

    I love that he says "you are f**king funny!" when he hugs her at the end. Well Done on both parts !

  • @chrishohl6141
    @chrishohl6141 3 роки тому +18

    This will always be one of the greatest roasting sets of all time. Nikki is a beast.

  • @jrock1262
    @jrock1262 5 років тому +384

    Robert Deniro looks exactly like the old man from Disney’s Up.

    • @TheMrt800
      @TheMrt800 5 років тому +1

      Woah I wonder if they will cast him

    • @arnbrandy
      @arnbrandy 5 років тому

      Now I'm sad none of them used that.

    • @Raphell28
      @Raphell28 5 років тому

      OMG....he does look like the old man

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 5 років тому +1

      He will play the live action role . He is literally that old guy

    • @xxxsheilaxx
      @xxxsheilaxx 5 років тому

      I know hes a cartoon but I honestly get them confused sometimes

  • @praveenkashyap1544
    @praveenkashyap1544 5 років тому +227

    "Isn't your semen just oat meal at this point" 🤣🤣😂

  • @jamirimaj6880
    @jamirimaj6880 4 роки тому +26

    1:52 "don't break the couch" adlib is a sign of truly great comedian

  • @NikhilShahi
    @NikhilShahi 5 років тому +523

    She and Natasha Leggero are my faves.

    • @lunchbag_larry
      @lunchbag_larry 5 років тому +1

      "oh look - here's a young woman who's middling attractive and swears a lot"

    • @bigolehamburger173
      @bigolehamburger173 5 років тому +26

      baserocks206 or maybe they’re just funny

    • @jdrummerdd
      @jdrummerdd 5 років тому +18

      @@lunchbag_larry lol did your mom not love you?

    • @derrickhamilton342
      @derrickhamilton342 5 років тому +4

      @@lunchbag_larry STFU

    • @derrickhamilton342
      @derrickhamilton342 5 років тому +5

      Lisa Lampinelli is da QUEEN of roasting tho

  • @tech.gate.28
    @tech.gate.28 5 років тому +440

    Your face has a dad bod. I can't. I'm weak.

    • @rolo1369
      @rolo1369 5 років тому +3

      Adrian Ciurdaș absolute best joke! So good 😂

    • @janeerrodgers1434
      @janeerrodgers1434 5 років тому +1

      😂💀

  • @alana_777
    @alana_777 5 років тому +20

    Nikki is funnier than every man who said women aren’t funny. She absolutely killed it.

  • @stonaldinho1178
    @stonaldinho1178 5 років тому +304

    This is the most brutal thing I've ever seen. Jesus H. Christ.

    • @hugonongbri8100
      @hugonongbri8100 5 років тому +8

      Then you need to watch ALL of Giraldo's roasts....

    • @michaellangan4450
      @michaellangan4450 5 років тому +1

      What does the 'H' stand for?

    • @danbradley9754
      @danbradley9754 5 років тому +5

      If you thought that was brutal, check out Greg Giraldo. Everyone on that stage would defer to him as the best roaster of all time. Anthony Jeselnik is up there too.

    • @rasenganpimp
      @rasenganpimp 5 років тому +2

      @@michaellangan4450 hussein

    • @tatoxl
      @tatoxl 5 років тому +1

      @@michaellangan4450 that's for Harold... you know, "Harold is thy name"

  • @danware8141
    @danware8141 5 років тому +210

    Damn. How can Robert DeNiro do the DeNiro impression the whole time? My face hurts after 20 seconds.

  • @StriderDSC
    @StriderDSC 4 роки тому +68

    Huge compliment to her from Alec at the end, "you are fucking funny."

    • @Hellopleesh
      @Hellopleesh 3 роки тому

      He said that to Chris as well. Arguably the two best sets of the night other than Alec’s.

  • @breakerofnames1233
    @breakerofnames1233 5 років тому +277

    Even Casey Anthony knows the location of her daughter 💀💀🤣🤣🤣😭😭

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 років тому +11

      breakerofnames 123 can’t believe she got away with that one! Shows her talent.

    • @breakerofnames1233
      @breakerofnames1233 5 років тому +4

      She was on a roll for sure !!

    • @davidcraig7771
      @davidcraig7771 5 років тому

      breakerofnames 123 they found the body joke makes zero sense

    • @LolaBunnay
      @LolaBunnay 5 років тому

      Dang!

    • @vgktree5091
      @vgktree5091 5 років тому +3

      SO BAD 😂😂😂 I was screaming like JESUSUS

  • @JayWalk23
    @JayWalk23 5 років тому +373

    She is coming for Jeff Ross’ crown for best roaster. Hilarious set 👏👏👏

    • @guapkinginc6566
      @guapkinginc6566 5 років тому +1

      Sam Or Sammie woman can’t be funny lol

    • @nicaee
      @nicaee 5 років тому +12

      Guap King Inc well this woman was so that statement is false

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 років тому +2

      Sneaky Testy you do understand that none of the people roasting write the jokes right? So she literally is just repeating things that men wrote lmaoooo

    • @jdrummerdd
      @jdrummerdd 5 років тому +6

      @@nvm7438 lol her job is writing jokes, if anything she was also helping write others jokes.

    • @nicaee
      @nicaee 5 років тому +2

      Jules D I don’t respect assumptions.

  • @SportsBoss999
    @SportsBoss999 3 роки тому +17

    "You look like a black guy made by a printer running out of ink." Funniest line in roast history!

  • @dannylewellen84
    @dannylewellen84 5 років тому +162

    That’s what you call a roast. 😏👍😂 She’s so good.

  • @Pilot_the_Dune
    @Pilot_the_Dune 5 років тому +207

    "Caitlyn Jenner...such a beautiful woman.....you killed with your car 4 years ago"

  • @lisetsantos6473
    @lisetsantos6473 4 роки тому +19

    The oatmeal part with Robert deniro had me dying 🤣

  • @romanianguy90
    @romanianguy90 5 років тому +125

    Robert de niro has no clue wtf is going on lmao

  • @MichaelAres
    @MichaelAres 5 років тому +363

    “Does getting screamed at burn calories?” 😂

    • @brianstone3722
      @brianstone3722 5 років тому +4

      That shit killed me for some reason 😃 she has potential funny stuff

    • @AhsanWasim
      @AhsanWasim 5 років тому

      It’s a legitimate question

  • @staceymackinnon9366
    @staceymackinnon9366 5 років тому +24

    "Even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter." Lmaoooo. 😂

  • @user-ky9mj3gv7n
    @user-ky9mj3gv7n 5 років тому +79

    "You have 4 kids under the age of six, how do you do it? Isn't your semen just oatmeal at this point?"
    I'm Dead 😂😂

  • @93SlicK
    @93SlicK 5 років тому +402

    "Robert Deniro is here! Lookin' like Alf..."

    • @brianstone3722
      @brianstone3722 5 років тому +20

      That shit hurt me 😃

    • @JGirDesu
      @JGirDesu 5 років тому +2

      I missed what that meant

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 5 років тому +9

      JGirDesu look up the Alf show from the 80s. Deniro is starting to look like that.

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 5 років тому +5

      That one killed me😂

    • @hacksdp3
      @hacksdp3 5 років тому +5

      best joke.

  • @BriannaTerese
    @BriannaTerese 4 роки тому +22

    Lol love how Alec’s mic was still live when he said “you are fucking funny.”

  • @ethanpearson7461
    @ethanpearson7461 5 років тому +428

    That Casey Anthony joke💀😂

    • @kendra1015
      @kendra1015 3 роки тому

      Can you explain it to me please? Who is Casey?

    • @lolcinnamon
      @lolcinnamon 3 роки тому +9

      @@kendra1015 woman who reported her daughter missing and most definitely killed her but was found innocent and is still free today

    • @riveraharper8166
      @riveraharper8166 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@lolcinnamon oh. Like OJ. Got it.
      The Fucks wrong with your justice system?! smh

    • @sheiladawg1664
      @sheiladawg1664 3 роки тому

      @@kendra1015 JFC have you ever heard of GOOGLE?
      ohwillsomebody pleezelookitupforme?

    • @christianmaximoff3035
      @christianmaximoff3035 3 роки тому

      @@kendra1015 Casey's daughter is buried six feet under, so, it's not hard to find her

  • @JHulse29
    @JHulse29 5 років тому +138

    "I've never been so sure that 4 people have buried a hooker together" 5:25 - Alec has an uncomfortable flashback 😂

  • @Insomnia_tic
    @Insomnia_tic 3 роки тому +12

    They were low key hurt. You could see it on their faces 🤣🤣

  • @DliciousFilms
    @DliciousFilms 5 років тому +149

    I spell it with a ‘K’ though, just for you 😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 5 років тому

      Maybe I am stupid but I didnt understood that?

    • @Ttoby89
      @Ttoby89 5 років тому +10

      @@LucaBrasi0 Kardashian. Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 5 років тому +4

      @@Ttoby89 Of course, thanks Ttoby.

  • @MrJd829
    @MrJd829 5 років тому +407

    She murdered!!!! Technically katelinn did too but that’s another story. Nikki🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jbellamy83
    @jbellamy83 4 роки тому +16

    "Robert De Niro is here....lookin like Alf" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @oasiscrushinglife6878
    @oasiscrushinglife6878 5 років тому +124

    Damn, never saw this girl before, that was stellar

  • @KissyCrissy
    @KissyCrissy 5 років тому +76

    Robert De Niro Got Excited When I Said Oatmeal, The Killed Me!

  • @joseayala8506
    @joseayala8506 2 роки тому +9

    I’d like to see a roast with Nikki Glazer, Whitney Cummings, Natasha Leggero and Sarah Silverman!

  • @PatrickMersinger
    @PatrickMersinger 5 років тому +84

    When she went after Deniro he had a look on his face like “I heard things, I heard things”

  • @hotnirritated
    @hotnirritated 5 років тому +52

    “Your night nurse is warming it up backstage” I’m doooooonnnneeeee 😂😂😂😂

  • @ironboxfilms
    @ironboxfilms 4 роки тому +12

    She's easily the best roaster since Lisa Lampanelli. Totally savage, totally brutal. Love it :)

  • @wuiblidluub
    @wuiblidluub 5 років тому +235

    Hopefully she comes back for the next roast.

    • @timmangano3070
      @timmangano3070 5 років тому +1

      Alex Luthor those are great houses and host everybody knows,, Don Rickles is King just saying from Timothy?? Mangano

    • @adamsharkey9579
      @adamsharkey9579 5 років тому

      Bump

    • @edgarsalas7495
      @edgarsalas7495 5 років тому

      I'm sure she is.

  • @nicholasmatlak4342
    @nicholasmatlak4342 5 років тому +75

    Damn,if she keeps going like that,she’s gonna be the roast master general !!!!

  • @Loiichi
    @Loiichi 4 роки тому +6

    “I spell it with with a K though...for you.” 😂😂💀

  • @andrewrosen6508
    @andrewrosen6508 5 років тому +67

    Diggin' Nikki. Great delivery and timing. Savage.