Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Moments

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  • @jetpesebre
    @jetpesebre 4 роки тому +10638

    You know you're a great roaster when your 'Best Roast Moments' are just uncut clips of all of them

    • @zacharyjonnie6012
      @zacharyjonnie6012 4 роки тому +344

      “Best roast moments”
      Shows her entire set

    • @DN..11
      @DN..11 3 роки тому +28

      Not even the whole sets lmao

    • @meme2363
      @meme2363 3 роки тому +102

      She and Martha Stewart are incredible at roasts.

    • @meme2363
      @meme2363 3 роки тому +30

      Martha can’t be flustered.

    • @meme2363
      @meme2363 3 роки тому +16

      Your night nurse! I am ded

  • @chickenclips
    @chickenclips 5 років тому +3954

    when she says someone's name... the camera pans to their face... All you see is terror. She's good

    • @ShaeNik
      @ShaeNik 4 роки тому +17

      So true 😂😂😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 роки тому +27

      Good and mean. Alec Baldwin took it well.

    • @tonygunk2674
      @tonygunk2674 4 роки тому +13

      Would love to have seen Nikki Glaser and Greg Giraldo on the same roast.

    • @hiro6406
      @hiro6406 4 роки тому +12

      Its so funny. They are trembling in fear. They even start talking to themselves 😂

  • @andrewcantor-wagner2056
    @andrewcantor-wagner2056 4 роки тому +5393

    Its like with everyone else you could tell she was trying to still be a little respectful and kind.... then it was time for Ann Coulter

    • @BrianR.-nu1sr
      @BrianR.-nu1sr 4 роки тому +2

      That was a very common occurrence of the evening. It was as if Charles Manson had shown up:
      ua-cam.com/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/v-deo.html
      Put the hair and beard on Ann and, ..., yeah, ..., not much difference.

    • @SJamesGill88
      @SJamesGill88 4 роки тому +223

      I wish she could've done the White House Correspondent's Dinner.Nikki would've obliterated it.

    • @jaymartini
      @jaymartini 4 роки тому +125

      Coulter seemed to be trembling

    • @gorplsnaps2920
      @gorplsnaps2920 3 роки тому +52

      "The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave"

    • @ninalou4629
      @ninalou4629 3 роки тому +54

      You can see her shaking when she said her name 🙃

  • @en6278
    @en6278 2 роки тому +825

    love how her jabs are so clever as well as brutal. I also love how she has these cute little apologetic moments where her humanity shows through & she seems sorry for being so merciless!

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Рік тому +21

      'I don't feel right about this"

    • @ballparkjebusite
      @ballparkjebusite 6 місяців тому +9

      “I don’t know any of these people “

    • @minibixxx
      @minibixxx 23 дні тому

      Yeah she breaks the 4th wall and brings some relief at the perfect moments with those lines

  • @mr.notsocreative
    @mr.notsocreative 4 роки тому +7390

    “Best roast moments”
    *Shows her entire set*

  • @atcb5702
    @atcb5702 4 роки тому +6637

    I like how you think she’s gonna say something nice, but she finishes her sentence with a nasty burn.

    • @P_Beard_5961
      @P_Beard_5961 4 роки тому +61

      Seve Gandy-Gauna that is kind of how comedy works in a roast

    • @atcb5702
      @atcb5702 4 роки тому +101

      Bazinga! Her delivery is on a whole nother level tho

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 4 роки тому +52

      @@atcb5702 exactly! the jeff ross bit about the couch "no jeff dont break the couch - your face! - Your face has a dad bod" she just totally nails the delivery XD

    • @Cattycattycat
      @Cattycattycat 4 роки тому +19

      Yet one falls for it almost every time. That's talent

    • @jimbojones8208
      @jimbojones8208 4 роки тому +12

      @@DruNature The couch part wasn't a "bit" That was pure comedy skill reaction. She saw it and grabbed it in the moment.

  • @ohhShinxx
    @ohhShinxx 4 роки тому +8146

    “We’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide I think it’s time we lose some okays”
    Just such, SUCH a good joke. Levels to that.

    • @kingpm9072
      @kingpm9072 3 роки тому +17

      That was probably one I didn’t get pls someone help me

    • @scottcurrie3959
      @scottcurrie3959 3 роки тому +100

      @@kingpm9072 She was referring the fact that Kevin Pollack was not a great actor, which he definitely is, but was only "OK"

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 3 роки тому +17

      I actually liked the lead up a lot more.

    • @adrianonline69
      @adrianonline69 3 роки тому +10

      @@kingpm9072 Robin Williams was a great but this guy is just an OK ....

    • @jrdnruiz2
      @jrdnruiz2 3 роки тому +15

      Absolutely not. Suicide is never okay. Neither is her holocaust jokes. Nikki and Jeff go a little overboard sometimes

  • @joshhernandez209
    @joshhernandez209 2 роки тому +1439

    “I had a crush on you when I was a little girl, if only I’d know that’s when I had my best shot” 💀💀

  • @torystiffler2722
    @torystiffler2722 4 роки тому +3807

    "You're the Tom Brady of commercials." That was such a siiiiick burn. Peyton tries to laugh it off but you can tell that one hit home.

    • @sajaibrahim2382
      @sajaibrahim2382 4 роки тому +34

      I didn't get it may you explain please.

    • @louielanz462
      @louielanz462 4 роки тому +155

      @@sajaibrahim2382 she's saying Tom Brady is the best quarter back, better than Peyton and he's the best at commercials

    • @sajaibrahim2382
      @sajaibrahim2382 4 роки тому +16

      Thanks!

    • @WZRDr
      @WZRDr 4 роки тому +54

      Im not even american, and I don't watch football, but i still get the reference.

    • @samuelzins5089
      @samuelzins5089 4 роки тому +5

      That was absolutely hilarious

  • @7rays
    @7rays 4 роки тому +8018

    “The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave” scorching and brilliant!

  • @alec187
    @alec187 5 років тому +3564

    “Jeff is dressed like Prince... of Wales... the animal... your fat” freakin genius 😆😆

    • @ivonned32
      @ivonned32 5 років тому +7

      Alec She is

    • @indy3749
      @indy3749 5 років тому +75

      *You're

    • @alwaysamysteryyes2021
      @alwaysamysteryyes2021 5 років тому +2

      A little robbery from Groucho...

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 років тому +1

      @@alwaysamysteryyes2021 what said groucho? He was a Genius.

    • @313dlo
      @313dlo 4 роки тому

      Indy exactly

  • @lionelyoung3437
    @lionelyoung3437 Рік тому +601

    That oat meal cross over joke to Robert is comedy gold. 🤣

    • @BobRooney290
      @BobRooney290 6 місяців тому +20

      and she's so fluid with all the jokes. they all perfectly seam and are timed to perfection. and she's so hot.

    • @nazb33
      @nazb33 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@BobRooney290you got that right. 100%

  • @Hemzees
    @Hemzees 4 роки тому +1949

    Jewel is so adorable. Took all the light-hearted humour with so much grace.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 3 роки тому +83

      Love this comment. You are right on. It's gotta be hard to take a joke like she does, but she was genuinely able to laugh. Respect.

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 3 роки тому +54

      Holy shit, I was not ready for that Trailer Swift line.

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 3 роки тому +42

      Jewel is way prettier than Nikki.

    • @bubbastill2040
      @bubbastill2040 3 роки тому +4

      All that talent and tiddies too!

    • @stormdog9169
      @stormdog9169 2 роки тому +25

      Her teeth add to her charm, give her uniqueness and personality. Nikki, well, she's thin. That's about all she's got going for her in the looks dept. Alec Baldwin said it best to her, "What can I say to hurt you that you haven't already said to yourself looking in the mirror at the Equinox?"

  • @dshiznit148
    @dshiznit148 5 років тому +9579

    i like how they all have to act like they're not offended

    • @tom23j
      @tom23j 5 років тому +231

      I was always curious if they got pist and just had to act normal, or how that worked lol

    • @reptiliancow
      @reptiliancow 5 років тому +565

      Genuine comics dont get offended. It's all in good fun

    • @SkyreeXScalabar
      @SkyreeXScalabar 5 років тому +199

      @@tom23j they knew going in, that's why they can't act hurt

    • @friendly_italian4928
      @friendly_italian4928 5 років тому +387

      Ann coulter was shaaaakingggg

    • @AlisterTate
      @AlisterTate 5 років тому +363

      I think Ann Coulter was the only one who had to act like she wasn't offended.

  • @quimbycub1216
    @quimbycub1216 5 років тому +9129

    Anne Coulter did NOT realize what she was signing up for this.

    • @kondinator
      @kondinator 5 років тому +605

      Apparently she is so far from being a human being she thinks shaking is the same as laughing.

    • @resmarted
      @resmarted 5 років тому +52

      I'm sure you like to think she doesn't know what she's doing.

    • @llongone2
      @llongone2 5 років тому +202

      She eviscerated Anne, mercilessly. I loved every second of it.

    • @chrislair6832
      @chrislair6832 5 років тому +80

      Her dumbass probably did go in there thinking it would be a little easier than it was lol. Glazer hit her harder than everyone on the Deus by far

    • @haydenh3015
      @haydenh3015 5 років тому +56

      Anyone stupid enough to buy her book is already too far gone to care about what a comedian says about her so I guess she figured the money was worth it

  • @fearsome1376
    @fearsome1376 2 роки тому +395

    The way she adds the little "I know I know" "no no" after her jokes just adds extra laughter....genius.

    • @BrianScully-s9c
      @BrianScully-s9c 7 місяців тому +1

      I find it rather whiny and annoying

  • @McGarry998
    @McGarry998 4 роки тому +5046

    “The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave”😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @aaronburratwood.6957
      @aaronburratwood.6957 4 роки тому +76

      Declan Mcgarry
      I hurt after watching this, mostly cause I was trying to drink some hot coffee and laughed.

    • @gioblu
      @gioblu 4 роки тому +5

      😯💀🤣

    • @bryant49
      @bryant49 4 роки тому +73

      Yeah she meant that shit

    • @christinaedwards8178
      @christinaedwards8178 4 роки тому +8

      Hilarious

    • @powertuber4.068
      @powertuber4.068 4 роки тому +10

      Ann Coulter was right about the fatal error of allowing the irrational emotion-oriented female the majority vote that is currently deconstructing western civilization.

  • @nostalgiakid100
    @nostalgiakid100 3 роки тому +9285

    Love how Rob Lowe brought in Ann Coulter as a human shield.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +547

      I swear they must've done it because an official roast of Ann Coulter would've been a total disaster (I mean, good luck finding even ONE person who's funny AND actually likes her), but bringing her on as part of the dais ensured that everyone would be focused on shredding her to pieces. Pretty smart strategy.

    • @cyrannodb
      @cyrannodb 3 роки тому +174

      She was only there to promote her book. I wouldn't be surprised if the credits included "promotional consideration provided by" her publisher.

    • @alexas5260
      @alexas5260 3 роки тому +37

      @@mahmamia5100 if she'd be black it would have been considered hate speech. Funny enough I didn't know who she is, I still don't I just know the name, but I don't like her after that roast.

    • @bryantdelzer5404
      @bryantdelzer5404 3 роки тому +1

      @@mahmamia5100 the casino after he

    • @shuzzbot
      @shuzzbot 3 роки тому +31

      What do you mean brought her in. She has to also agree to be on the show and she is well aware of the hate people have for her.

  • @ThrashAnDash
    @ThrashAnDash 3 роки тому +3267

    “You’re like the Tom Brady of commercials.” Man that was cold 😂😂

    • @jackiesomoza58425t
      @jackiesomoza58425t 3 роки тому +74

      Finally the comment i was looking for. That payton manning joke made me spit my drink literally and then i saw the guy in the background also do it so i know this joke was a straight touchdown pass!

    • @wartyrant8627
      @wartyrant8627 3 роки тому +24

      @@jackiesomoza58425t And she complimented him so nicely leading up to the 💥🥊

    • @jeffreyyewell6540
      @jeffreyyewell6540 2 роки тому +2

      Truth

    • @ginnion.7759
      @ginnion.7759 2 роки тому +2

      It makes me laugh every time!

    • @KingHo123
      @KingHo123 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @olinpeterson3205
    @olinpeterson3205 2 роки тому +657

    She is legit the best roaster of all time. There are a lot of comedians better but no one who has performed that well at 4 roasts!

    • @TheDLitch
      @TheDLitch 2 роки тому +5

      This was three roasts.

    • @Llllll5432
      @Llllll5432 2 роки тому

      not even

    • @NotTheLarryDavid
      @NotTheLarryDavid Рік тому +19

      Greg

    • @stel2811
      @stel2811 Рік тому +3

      Jimmy Carr is brutal

    • @dktide91
      @dktide91 Рік тому +9

      Yes, I would say she's the closest to Greg Giraldo that we have now. Ross says he is the master but I think she's better.

  • @sonnydortmund1513
    @sonnydortmund1513 4 роки тому +1904

    “You sleepy Potato”
    That might be honestly the best description ever.

    • @shittyshow
      @shittyshow 3 роки тому +19

      Dude ... I laughed my lungs out X'D that was so perfect!
      and Dom's reaction to the whole thing! Priceless. Great sport, of course.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +22

      I lost it when Nikki called him "Margaret Cho."

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 2 роки тому +7

      Dom's a standup Legend.
      He knew how to work the bit when she threw it to him with ease.

    • @brentbeardsley655
      @brentbeardsley655 2 роки тому +3

      Robert De Niro as Alf was hilarious! And true.

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze 6 місяців тому

      Dom got the worst of it 😂

  • @theshadow9238
    @theshadow9238 4 роки тому +9021

    She threw heat at everyone else
    She threw boiling lava at Ann Coulter

    • @qeggert2828
      @qeggert2828 3 роки тому +13

      Not pete

    • @neillscott4192
      @neillscott4192 3 роки тому +173

      That's because Ann was the easiest target. A conservative in a room full of liberals. Same thing happen to Adam Carola at the Baldwin roast.

    • @_Glamor
      @_Glamor 3 роки тому +435

      @@neillscott4192 It's one thing to be a conservative, but it's another thing to be Ann Coulter. She's like beyond conservative. The insane shit she says, she's basically like Tomi Lahren's mom.

    • @neillscott4192
      @neillscott4192 3 роки тому +37

      @@_Glamor I agree for the most part. However, Tomi Lahren was just playing a part. She turned feminist real quick when her man dumped her. Now, that their back together, she's all anti feminist

    • @_Glamor
      @_Glamor 3 роки тому +73

      @@neillscott4192 Playing a part or not, she's still said some pretty crazy shit, too. Which only proves she's also crazy cause she can't pick a lane

  • @21sashalee
    @21sashalee 4 роки тому +3969

    "I don't wanna badmouth you because God already did" LMAO

    • @smitty7326
      @smitty7326 4 роки тому +40

      I.... actually didn't get it until I saw it written out here.

    • @naveenbhandari6095
      @naveenbhandari6095 4 роки тому +4

      @@smitty7326 same here. It hurts

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 4 роки тому +2

      I still don’t get it

    • @smitty7326
      @smitty7326 4 роки тому +28

      @@Ray2311us apparently Jewel has famously bad teeth

    • @bababooiey8347
      @bababooiey8347 4 роки тому +29

      LOL Trailer Swift

  • @depressedchargersfan8061
    @depressedchargersfan8061 6 місяців тому +1045

    Who’s here after the Brady Roast?

  • @inlpwetrust
    @inlpwetrust 5 років тому +4417

    She mastered the art of bait and switch.

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 5 років тому +70

      inlpwetrust That’s why she’s a master roaster.

    • @ll2240
      @ll2240 5 років тому +129

      She can master my bait.

    • @MichaelAngelo-
      @MichaelAngelo- 5 років тому +31

      L L you should ask Mose because he’s the master baiter

    • @Tydeestein
      @Tydeestein 5 років тому +1

      Do you need lube when you bait and switch?

    • @AV-zh6tq
      @AV-zh6tq 5 років тому

      @@MichaelAngelo- I'm dead be my wife

  • @shoorveersingh
    @shoorveersingh 5 років тому +17419

    What she did to Ann Coulter wasn't a roast, it was a witch burning.

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph 5 років тому +232

      This is gold dust!!!

    • @allensmith.aaffect.1626
      @allensmith.aaffect.1626 5 років тому +408

      It was hack af. Calling a conservative a nazi. Wow. Such cutting material. I am a fan of nikki as well, it just seemed like extremely low hanging fruit. She could have been more creative.

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 5 років тому +11

      oooooooo

    • @allensmith.aaffect.1626
      @allensmith.aaffect.1626 5 років тому +21

      @@nadlax5920 rat? 😂 thank you.

    • @REE_III
      @REE_III 5 років тому +284

      @@allensmith.aaffect.1626 Great..you can write her material next time.

  • @robg3179
    @robg3179 4 роки тому +836

    "A lot of people don't know that Bruce is a very talented musician, because he isn't." It's like, the simplest insult, but the way she delivers it is absolutely perfect.

  • @jeffwatts1126
    @jeffwatts1126 6 місяців тому +202

    Nikki stole the show at the Tom Brady roast tonight, had me in tears

  • @zues7706
    @zues7706 4 роки тому +3808

    Jewel was such a good sport it made her even cuter.

    • @Despondencymusic
      @Despondencymusic 4 роки тому +31

      Indeed

    • @bigworm2129
      @bigworm2129 4 роки тому +166

      Her giggle was adorable

    • @ryanmcyuh
      @ryanmcyuh 4 роки тому +1

      Facts 🤣

    • @Lenise-xx1uk
      @Lenise-xx1uk 4 роки тому +18

      @Ghostwriter That is the most perfect way to describe her teeth...loveable imperfections : )

    • @akowrath50
      @akowrath50 4 роки тому +9

      Always have a crush on her

  • @FBG-Romulus
    @FBG-Romulus 4 роки тому +2006

    “we’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide lately, we could lose some okays”

  • @amjnyc79
    @amjnyc79 4 роки тому +2223

    I would NOT want to be on the other end of her roasts.

    • @Kepchok318
      @Kepchok318 4 роки тому +8

      İ prefer her back end

    • @FrancisTheWalnut
      @FrancisTheWalnut 4 роки тому +5

      @Eddy Jin oi I care

    • @FrancisTheWalnut
      @FrancisTheWalnut 4 роки тому +4

      @Eddy Jin No one asked for your opinion either.

    • @biggiewhite
      @biggiewhite 4 роки тому +1

      lol so true edward norton was hiding his eyes from her they were all scared of her u can tell the way they looked at her especially at the bruce willis roast lool

    • @Lexor888
      @Lexor888 4 роки тому +2

      To me she's just a mediocre comedian at best when it comes to her comedy bits but when roasting on CC she's savage. She should use the writers for her roasts for her other performances too.

  • @ethangormong7506
    @ethangormong7506 2 роки тому +397

    Dude the “Jimmy A Carr…is what Ralph Machio has to do at night to find a place to sleep” joke is so frickin funny and clever. I wish I could come up with something like that

  • @SportsBoss999
    @SportsBoss999 3 роки тому +1577

    "Don't break the couch." A true comedian that can come up with a quick one-liner. Loved it.

    • @leae3750
      @leae3750 2 роки тому +2

      Idgi

    • @simplenough
      @simplenough 2 роки тому +3

      @@leae3750 How do you not get it? He was crawling over the couch

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 Рік тому

      Nikki is always smokin' hot! and razor-sharp! I know the only reason she hasn't risen to world greatness is,
      she didn't marry me

    • @hardlockvevo4302
      @hardlockvevo4302 Рік тому +2

      i mean it was a very obvious joke anyone could have come up with it

    • @markdaniels7174
      @markdaniels7174 Рік тому +6

      Her in-the-moment joke about DeNiro and oatmeal: “your night nurse is warming it up backstage, it’ll be ready during the break.”

  • @Spigliobibberton
    @Spigliobibberton 4 роки тому +2432

    Bro I felt hurt and I wasn’t even being roasted

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 роки тому +20

      Peter Real last name Dude my face was burning the entire time. I don’t like embarrassing moments but I stayed for the whole video laughing and cringing 🤣

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 4 роки тому +9

      I almost cried :D

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 4 роки тому

      Peter Real last name but then again most white guys do

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 4 роки тому +1

      My nuts felt roasted a few times.

  • @MossMan42069
    @MossMan42069 3 роки тому +3113

    Ann was vibrating at a frequency only dogs were unfortunate enough to hear holy shit

  • @Boyso5407
    @Boyso5407 6 місяців тому +127

    “Without Fuhrer ado” was such a great line.

  • @PlaceStillMatters
    @PlaceStillMatters 5 років тому +6442

    Ann Coulter’s vacant eyes are the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 років тому +122

      Truly frightening.

    • @isaiah8988
      @isaiah8988 4 роки тому +67

      You should see Hitler's eyes... oh wait

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 4 роки тому +66

      you can tell when comedy central doesn't write the scripts on these people.

    • @OmarStar803
      @OmarStar803 4 роки тому +31

      Serious what kinda drugs is she on?

    • @forrealforreal8723
      @forrealforreal8723 4 роки тому +61

      She looked like a demon

  • @franzferdinand17
    @franzferdinand17 3 роки тому +1946

    Her bit about jewels teeth and spice girls, is probably my favorite roast quote of all time! It’s simple but hilarious.
    And jewel took it like a champ! I love jewel by the way

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 роки тому +126

      I loved how she didn't stop smiling with her teeth showing (except for the brief moment she covered them), despite the jokes.
      Her confidence is admirable!

    • @bwlewis1964
      @bwlewis1964 3 роки тому +66

      Trailer Swift

    • @Fissa4
      @Fissa4 3 роки тому +59

      I don't know her but her laugh is so adorable

    • @theaveragemegaguy
      @theaveragemegaguy 3 роки тому +23

      @@Fissa4 sexiest laugh ever fr

    • @kushagarsharma4783
      @kushagarsharma4783 3 роки тому +48

      Jewel is attractive af tbh

  • @brookeww2919
    @brookeww2919 4 роки тому +967

    Rob Lowe's reaction to Nikki's roasting of Ann was priceless.

    • @kaiasmith5404
      @kaiasmith5404 4 роки тому +11

      It made me so happy

    • @BrianR.-nu1sr
      @BrianR.-nu1sr 4 роки тому +1

      Rob had a few kind words for Ann as well. Nikki was not the only person who loaded up for the peroxide harpy: ua-cam.com/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/v-deo.html

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph 4 роки тому +3

      It made me choke lol.

    • @blacknoir1024
      @blacknoir1024 4 роки тому +1

      Where is the part?

    • @brookeww2919
      @brookeww2919 4 роки тому +4

      @@blacknoir1024 She makes the comments around 3:00 he makes the face around 3:09

  • @lavenderblood4390
    @lavenderblood4390 Рік тому +128

    The thing I love most about Nikki Glaser is she's respectful about the roasts she does. I also love how cultured she is, that Casey Anthony joke was top tier

    • @N1ghtblade
      @N1ghtblade 4 місяці тому +2

      She doesn’t look respectful at all tf💀

    • @granite2728
      @granite2728 4 місяці тому

      She handled Bruce Willis perfectly and deniro

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 місяці тому

      In 20 years, that joke wont work. No one will know who Casey Anthony is. It will be:
      _google search..._ "Oh..."

    • @tomdickerson4951
      @tomdickerson4951 Місяць тому

      cultured?

  • @edwardbautista146
    @edwardbautista146 4 роки тому +3150

    It’s funny to say that Martha Stewart is still the most lowkey dangerous person in these roasts 😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 роки тому +29

      Martha looked good. Better than Cybill. She hasn't kept her beauty..alas.s

    • @ohgeereadmore
      @ohgeereadmore 4 роки тому +93

      I heard women in prison were afraid of Martha

    • @innertubez
      @innertubez 4 роки тому +68

      Martha will shank you if you cross her

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 4 роки тому +70

      @@innertubez And her shank will be the best crafted one 😄

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 4 роки тому +7

      @@suzawilo LOL:) Nice one:)

  • @kungfusansu
    @kungfusansu 5 років тому +3795

    Apparently Nikki Glaser's Best Roast Moments are just all her roast moments...

  • @miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372
    @miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 3 роки тому +1135

    "And without führer ado, Ann Coulter." Dead. 💀

    • @v1nc3nz000
      @v1nc3nz000 3 роки тому +23

      Totally underrated

    • @901stinababy
      @901stinababy 3 роки тому +3

      That was an awesome one

    • @marlonagostini8633
      @marlonagostini8633 2 роки тому +28

      "Twelve if you count mein kampf"😂

    • @b3_b3
      @b3_b3 2 роки тому +11

      I totally missed that one.. probably because I‘m German & the pronunciation was kinda off. lol

  • @mattwellito1458
    @mattwellito1458 Рік тому +190

    Why aren't there more Nikki Glaser comedy specials? Definitely need to see her live.

    • @infntnub
      @infntnub Рік тому +21

      I love her on the roasts, but man.. her specials just don't seem up to the same level as her material at these roasts. Just my opinion.

    • @abn_tx
      @abn_tx Рік тому +7

      @@infntnub They're definitely not.

    • @dhavalsolani1111
      @dhavalsolani1111 Рік тому +8

      Her specials are pretty bad tbh. I wonder why because she is clearly very talented as this video demonstrates.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Рік тому +2

      @@infntnub I disagree. in fact some of this materialis straight from her specials... especially the self-deprecating stuff she fills in with.

  • @theabyssofthoughts
    @theabyssofthoughts 4 роки тому +761

    She is one of the most intelligent comedians I've ever seen.

  • @Callmelucky
    @Callmelucky 5 років тому +3780

    “Only person you will make happy is the mexican digging your grave” that one killed me

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 5 років тому +23

      SAVAGE AF & I LOVE IT!!

    • @NOOKnookCROOK
      @NOOKnookCROOK 5 років тому

      K lucky

    • @jameseno32
      @jameseno32 5 років тому +6

      Yes, brutal

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 5 років тому +58

      @Evil Rev And there's the difference. Hitler, Trump, Coulter, and their ilk have no ability to laugh, especially at themselves. And it's their worst nightmare, to be laughed at.

    • @moisesgil3939
      @moisesgil3939 5 років тому

      And probably true

  • @shazilish
    @shazilish 4 роки тому +6337

    She didn't roast Anne Coulter, she annihilated her

    • @TheJStale
      @TheJStale 4 роки тому +190

      Don't you mean... ANNE-ihilated her?

    • @sylvesteruchia5263
      @sylvesteruchia5263 3 роки тому +7

      Yo Anne got roggered

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 роки тому +146

      "the only mexican youll make happy is the one that digs your grave." I AM FUCKING DECEASED YO! SHE HELD NOTHING BACK, I THOUGHT JIMMYS ROAST WAS ENOUGH BUT GOD DAMN NIKKI WENT IN!!!! Notice how anxiety driven Anne is, she is visibly shaken. Id like to believe this was a Rob Lowe roast, but it was actually an Anne Coulter roast lmao. Also, did anyone notice that after this roast Coulter basically stfu for years? Lmao sometimes bullying can work!

    • @Rapsha100
      @Rapsha100 3 роки тому +42

      she was literately shaking I feel bad for her.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +70

      The way they went at Ann in that roast was amazing.
      I think Jewel actually had one of my favorite burns, though, because it was just so blunt:
      "I do want to say, as a feminist, that I can't support everything that's been said tonight... but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted."

  • @havmercy2349
    @havmercy2349 Рік тому +181

    Cybill had the BEST reactions 🤣🤣🤣 "I wish that wasn't true!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cordy712
    @Cordy712 5 років тому +2088

    Is Ann Coulter like, shaking? She looks like she's shaking.

    • @shritejchavan6222
      @shritejchavan6222 5 років тому +109

      Yes, I think she couldn't take it.

    • @basketvector7311
      @basketvector7311 5 років тому +264

      I dont think it's because she's mad. She's like a skinny nervous chihuahua

    • @warlockthankless5323
      @warlockthankless5323 5 років тому +38

      That's always her demeanor. She always trembles as she speaks..... or breathes

    • @allenwatson7734
      @allenwatson7734 5 років тому +47

      Probably just nervous and out of her element being at a roast. Imagine you make your weekly circuit on the talking head shows and fight to get your sound bites in and then next thing you know you have to actually perform jokes in front of a huge crowd, knowing damn well you're also going to be torn to shreds by ACTUAL comedians who do this shit for a living... most people would be silly to not be terrified.

    • @SheWhoWalksWithLucifer
      @SheWhoWalksWithLucifer 5 років тому +11

      Oh it's just the DTs she's fine

  • @stonebone316
    @stonebone316 3 роки тому +1187

    "No Jeff, no. Don't break the couch" this shit was so underrated.

    • @jorischkovich
      @jorischkovich 3 роки тому +50

      this part shows she's also funny of the cuff. really amazing

    • @stonebone316
      @stonebone316 3 роки тому +13

      @@jorischkovich agreed. Shes fantastic.

  • @knownuniverse93
    @knownuniverse93 5 років тому +1442

    she handed ann coulter a death sentence with those comments 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrbigstump63
      @mrbigstump63 5 років тому +7

      KnownUniverse she was not happy!

    • @Wynter_Heat
      @Wynter_Heat 5 років тому +8

      seriously!!! gahhhh damn!!!

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 5 років тому +30

      "The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave."

    • @dickymcbutts7585
      @dickymcbutts7585 5 років тому +2

      @@Figs3 SOOOO BRUTAL LMAO

    • @DMRJ53
      @DMRJ53 5 років тому +7

      And Coulter just sat there with that dumb smile

  • @linnyw3423
    @linnyw3423 2 роки тому +93

    “Here’s your salad, sir.” I’m dead 😂😂😂

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 місяці тому

      It's because Jeff Ross would only consume fattening, high-caloric food.
      Thus, he would never order a salad, nor have a waiter serving him a salad.
      It is a fat joke.

  • @marissajensen
    @marissajensen 4 роки тому +300

    The key is that she doesn’t just go for surface level-she finds the worst things about each person and just points them out. She lets their own actions toast themselves, which is always more humiliating.

  • @mattquinlan1048
    @mattquinlan1048 5 років тому +2550

    Oof, the Ann Coulter stuff wasn't even jokes, just Nikki's time to take out all of her hatred towards her. I loved it.

    • @buffalo1d
      @buffalo1d 5 років тому +42

      The only problem is the one telling the jokes actually lives like what she attacked her for.

    • @stevedonahue7956
      @stevedonahue7956 5 років тому +15

      ann coulter is life and love

    • @semmtexx
      @semmtexx 5 років тому +3

      I mean it was wack but ok.

    • @jesusherbertchrist3304
      @jesusherbertchrist3304 5 років тому +38

      Ann was QUAKING😬😂

    • @mattquinlan1048
      @mattquinlan1048 5 років тому +36

      Lol a lot of Russian instigators on UA-cam the last few days. Most of these Pro-Ann comments are in worst English that I have ever seen. I mean regardless of how you feel about her you can tell that she is not taking these jokes well. Being ridiculed is what you sign up for when you choose to be part of a roast; regardless of whether you are the main subject or not. So if nothing else, I dislike her because she is clearly a poor sport about the whole thing.

  • @itz-juaan-pr2097
    @itz-juaan-pr2097 4 роки тому +1340

    “Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink” 😂💀

    • @dailyyoutuber4563
      @dailyyoutuber4563 4 роки тому +8

      Seriously, he looks like a white guy

    • @Ru77ian
      @Ru77ian 3 роки тому +1

      @@dailyyoutuber4563 wait he isn’t black? i thought the joke was he’s actually white lmao

    • @dailyyoutuber4563
      @dailyyoutuber4563 3 роки тому +11

      @@Ru77ian He is mixed but identify as black

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +11

      We've had Mariah Carey for 30 years and people still get tripped up over a mixed person, c'mon.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 3 роки тому +4

      THAT was one of the funniest jokes in Roast history, and I've seen them all.

  • @jasminelykins5269
    @jasminelykins5269 Рік тому +134

    When Cybill says “I wish that wasn’t true” I lose it 😭😭

    • @mohammed96011
      @mohammed96011 4 місяці тому

      She said I wish that was true

    • @Hellstothenaw
      @Hellstothenaw 16 днів тому

      @@mohammed96011 She said “wasn’t”.

  • @deliciapascall1109
    @deliciapascall1109 4 роки тому +413

    she delivers her roasts with such grace I’m crying😂

  • @NiFeGetsTubey
    @NiFeGetsTubey 4 роки тому +1226

    "Blake you like a black guy made from a printer running out of ink." Holy shit lol

    • @studiojason8049
      @studiojason8049 4 роки тому +27

      She didn't want to say anything after that, she didn't want to lose her chances with him

    • @ndiogouniang83
      @ndiogouniang83 4 роки тому +5

      actually a lot of people might not get that one

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 4 роки тому +4

      @@ndiogouniang83 people that live under a rock maybe.

    • @laylay9966
      @laylay9966 4 роки тому +1

      Hez still hot tho

    • @minibixxx
      @minibixxx 23 дні тому

      11:05 the follow up was perfect too 😂

  • @jankyjargon
    @jankyjargon 4 роки тому +2051

    My favorite quote is “I’m such a big fan of the Baldwin’s... I’ve never been so sure that 4 people have buried a hooker together.”

    • @demetrisloukas8586
      @demetrisloukas8586 3 роки тому +145

      He was laughing the whole time and she said that he just stopped. Guy creeped the hell out of me

    • @orideaa
      @orideaa 3 роки тому +8

      Didn't get this joke. Could you please explain?!

    • @battle-techs
      @battle-techs 3 роки тому +52

      His reaction makes that joke seem very plausible.

    • @ozanakyldz3091
      @ozanakyldz3091 3 роки тому +3

      @@battle-techs that's hid comedic timing

    • @iguardsecurity2330
      @iguardsecurity2330 3 роки тому +2

      @@orideaa yeah me too.

  • @loganfields159
    @loganfields159 Рік тому +142

    How dare Alex Baldwin have a roast BEFORE he shot somebody.

  • @MegaJustGeorge
    @MegaJustGeorge 3 роки тому +1321

    "Ann has written eleven books, twelve if you count 'Mein Kampf'." - that was dead center on target!

    • @morganghetti
      @morganghetti 3 роки тому +7

      How so?

    • @dannyj8264
      @dannyj8264 3 роки тому +10

      Actually it makes no sense.

    • @chanaoconnell
      @chanaoconnell 3 роки тому +27

      @@dannyj8264 it made sense and funny

    • @markjones7109
      @markjones7109 3 роки тому +2

      @@chanaoconnell How?

    • @carczar123
      @carczar123 3 роки тому +1

      @@dannyj8264 i agree i think she’s very funny but that joke seemed kinda lazy to me cause it makes no sense

  • @stephengavin2208
    @stephengavin2208 4 роки тому +905

    This woman was a complete savage. Talk about leaving your feelings at home.

    • @1SavageMiss
      @1SavageMiss 3 роки тому +7

      She's fkn brilliant!! Absolute savage indeed!

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 3 роки тому

      Didnt laugh once.

    • @ruthiesylvester4165
      @ruthiesylvester4165 3 роки тому +47

      @@noneya1238 wow, you're soooo not like other girls

    • @noneya1238
      @noneya1238 3 роки тому

      @@ruthiesylvester4165 How?

    • @Aria-qm1ux
      @Aria-qm1ux 3 роки тому +11

      @@noneya1238 HAHAHHA. She asked how

  • @raymondsabee
    @raymondsabee 4 роки тому +5440

    Welcome back to another episode of “Where quarantine has led me today”

  • @brendanxtrom
    @brendanxtrom Рік тому +65

    While I have a soft spot for the Norm roast brilliance and the Andy Samberg weirdness this is by far the best roast material I’ve ever watched. Just unbelievable material.

  • @TheMurrmursonbottle
    @TheMurrmursonbottle 4 роки тому +635

    She absolutely destroyed Caitlyn Jenner

    • @x3a3x3
      @x3a3x3 4 роки тому +55

      TheMurrmursonbottle - look for Nikki on joe Rogan’s podcast. She said she had even more vicious jokes but Jenner’s people said she would walk out of the stage if anyone touched her off-limits subjects...

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 роки тому +3

      Saying she doesn't support her sons was such a low blow.

    • @studiojason8049
      @studiojason8049 4 роки тому +2

      Easy target!

    •  4 роки тому +1

      @@Mmm...yummymummy He, that's Bruce Jenner and not a woman named Katelyn.

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 місяці тому

      @@x3a3x3 Uh, now I want to know what would be "off limits"?

  • @jeromeseibert
    @jeromeseibert 4 роки тому +659

    I'm almost 100% sure that oatmeal joke was improv after seeing his face. Genius!

  • @numcrun
    @numcrun 3 роки тому +1962

    Nikki: “I've never been so sure that four people have buried a hooker together”
    Alec: *licks lips nervously*

    • @pm6127
      @pm6127 3 роки тому +16

      Can u explain what happened?

    • @esconyc0101
      @esconyc0101 2 роки тому +17

      This is in the top 3 burns on this montage, lolololol

    • @TheArtInterviews
      @TheArtInterviews 2 роки тому +12

      thought the same thing lol it probably brought him back some dark memories

    • @vleaky3430
      @vleaky3430 2 роки тому

      What was it all about?

    • @chico7017
      @chico7017 2 роки тому +1

      @@vleaky3430 there’s plenty of situations where a group of men kick it with a girl and something goes wrong and they have to bury a body 😂 it’s a plot in tv shows and comedy sketches

  • @elijahmackR90
    @elijahmackR90 2 роки тому +27

    She’s one of my favorite roasters. I come back to her every few months and still laugh. The Robin Williams line tho

  • @abdullahsaeed7542
    @abdullahsaeed7542 5 років тому +1226

    "Blake you look like a black guy made out of a printer running out of ink"
    That was the best joke.

    • @bric9033
      @bric9033 5 років тому +7

      It was so good 😂😂💀

    • @PrMCP
      @PrMCP 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 років тому +1

      Hacky af, low hanging fruit. Her Suicide joke was truly unique though

    • @bengully5076
      @bengully5076 5 років тому

      Great but no best.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 років тому +1

      I loved that one. So on point.

  • @coreymiller7317
    @coreymiller7317 3 роки тому +688

    I honestly can't tell if Anne is being a sport or quietly seething with rage, she has the same smile plastered on for every burn.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +58

      She bitched about the roast afterward (like she bitches about EVERYTHING ELSE), so three guesses.

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 3 роки тому +9

      If you really can't tell, there is something really wrong with you.

    • @MatthewCleere
      @MatthewCleere 3 роки тому +51

      She was mustering all of the power of the dark side to keep herself from bursting into tears bro. As soon as the dark side of the force leaves her body, she will crumble into pieces and blow away with the wind.

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 3 роки тому

      I want to believe it’s the latter.

    • @LeanMan82
      @LeanMan82 3 роки тому +7

      definitely seething rage

  • @johnguthrie5776
    @johnguthrie5776 4 роки тому +719

    “What does that party have to do to lose your support ... be your son?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +55

      "I know being a new mom is hard, but... even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter."
      I know people are talking up how she shredded Ann Coulter, but she just obliterated Caitlyn, too.

    • @bilenlove
      @bilenlove 3 роки тому +3

      @@mahmamia5100 what’s that one about? She doesn’t know where her daughters are?

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +23

      @@bilenlove Caitlyn? Basically back when she was still Bruce, she ditched her first family (including two kids) for someone else. And I think did the same to her second family.
      But if you mean Casey Anthony, it's widely believed that she murdered her own daughter and buried the body. Hence, even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter. The joke is that Caitlyn is just a really awful parent who doesn't really care where her kids are.

    • @bilenlove
      @bilenlove 3 роки тому +3

      @@mahmamia5100 Oh my goodness!! Thank you for explanation!

  • @peytonschmidt1116
    @peytonschmidt1116 Рік тому +25

    Nikki is so funny. Truly one of a kind when it comes to these roast

  • @Handleisnotavailable1
    @Handleisnotavailable1 3 роки тому +428

    One thing is to make the audience laugh but, she shocks them and makes them scream! I could never get tired of watching her.

  • @dreadbull5039
    @dreadbull5039 4 роки тому +560

    I love when the jokes hit a little close to home and the person is straining to laugh

    • @Markleadguitar
      @Markleadguitar 2 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of Amy Schumer hitting Steve-O with the Dunn joke, he didn't like that at all

    • @DenSvartaStjarnan
      @DenSvartaStjarnan 2 роки тому +3

      @@Markleadguitar It was only weeks after he had died, if I recall.

  • @willienelsongonzalez4609
    @willienelsongonzalez4609 3 роки тому +260

    “Trailer Swift” ..... brilliant! Anne Coulter roasting was just epic!

    • @FDR_progressive_liberal
      @FDR_progressive_liberal Місяць тому

      "And now without Fuhrer ado." How appropriate. What was Coulter even doing there?

  • @cherisseneverson4697
    @cherisseneverson4697 6 місяців тому +51

    “I’m sorry, I don’t feel right about any of this.” 😂😂😂

  • @cristobalhoyo8177
    @cristobalhoyo8177 3 роки тому +735

    i like how jewel reacted to her roast...she genuinely seemed to find the jokes about her funny

    • @neilfriedlander4572
      @neilfriedlander4572 3 роки тому +8

      totally. so cool

    • @neandorman
      @neandorman 2 роки тому +33

      Jewel exudes humility and grace. She's genuinely awesome.

    • @ericksonjustinAK
      @ericksonjustinAK 2 роки тому +3

      These roasts are no longer what they are supposed to be if you are impressed that somebody doesn't take offense.

    • @havmercy2349
      @havmercy2349 Рік тому +5

      "Trailer Swift" 😫🤣

  • @ivynjoki
    @ivynjoki 5 років тому +995

    _“Tonight Jeff is dressed as Prince. The Prince. Of whales. The animal. You’re fat.”_
    This woman is genius!

    • @jays-move8803
      @jays-move8803 5 років тому +5

      I know!!! I love that one!! I died.

    • @kheatthr1892
      @kheatthr1892 4 роки тому +4

      I thought she meant the prince of Wales 🙄😂

    • @3spressoShot
      @3spressoShot 4 роки тому +14

      @@kheatthr1892 she did... she went from prince the singer, to the prince of wales. the the prince of whales (the animal).. to making to obvious but funny statement that shes calling him fat. its like she slowly broke it down and then was like too clever ill just let him know hes fat.... its was actually really good imo.

    • @williamcreager6434
      @williamcreager6434 4 роки тому +16

      @@killingspencer6416 oh you poor little incel, can't handle that a woman is funny so you spew your hatred of her on every single post that's complementing her...

    • @erick4923
      @erick4923 4 роки тому +2

      @@killingspencer6416 she's fucking hilarious and literally one of the only funny female comedians. Give respect where respect is due.

  • @HarryGoldbergTV
    @HarryGoldbergTV 5 років тому +1731

    Ann Coulter looks so uncomfortable up there lmao

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 років тому +84

      Harry GoldbergTV Like a catholic priest at a Boy Scout meeting

    • @epsilon3569
      @epsilon3569 5 років тому +48

      @@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 More like a live hog at a barbecue, tbh. She knows what's coming, and she is not happy, but also knows she can't escape.

    • @chrisbarr1359
      @chrisbarr1359 5 років тому +20

      The crazy thing is she is more PRO-ISREAL than most Dems. The Hiltler jokes had no basis.

    • @Beardymanlol
      @Beardymanlol 5 років тому +16

      @@chrisbarr1359 Palestine doesn't have a fraction of the equity that Israel does. Of course Coulter supports Israel

    • @Amir-mq4jy
      @Amir-mq4jy 5 років тому +39

      She literally SHAKING, wtf haha

  • @physicsbutawesome
    @physicsbutawesome Рік тому +91

    That "Trailer Swift" line is legendary...

  • @spicypancakeproductions5057
    @spicypancakeproductions5057 4 роки тому +938

    Roasting everyone else: Shots fired
    Roasting Ann Coulter: **pulls out minigun**
    Edit: Holy shit, 760 likes? Thanks

    • @BrianR.-nu1sr
      @BrianR.-nu1sr 4 роки тому +3

      Chain-gun.

    • @camilaklein2704
      @camilaklein2704 3 роки тому +3

      I didn’t know who this Ann Coulter woman was so I searched...and boy... as a Latin, I feel so thankful and revenged with Nikkis roast

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 2 місяці тому

      Roasting Alec Baldwin: Shots fired, by Alec Baldwin.

  • @JasonNation72
    @JasonNation72 5 років тому +1459

    "Jewel is here, or as I call her Trailer Swift"
    I'm crying laughing!

    • @gludwig
      @gludwig 5 років тому +7

      I don't remember if I've EVER heard a funnier burn. That was fantastic.

    • @loualbino5536
      @loualbino5536 5 років тому +18

      Jewel is fucking beautiful.

    • @Fthisappihateutube
      @Fthisappihateutube 5 років тому +5

      Jewel is way more attractive. Not to mention I've actually heard of Jewel. Who the hell is nikki glaser?

    • @adamspielholz4200
      @adamspielholz4200 5 років тому +38

      @@Fthisappihateutube are you seriously getting mad at a comedian making a joke?

    • @jribolla
      @jribolla 4 роки тому +9

      I think Jewel is a solid singer and a solid person but that joke was hilarious. A roast is no place for sensitive people, Jewel and everyone else on that stage knew what they were getting into.

  • @christopheryou
    @christopheryou 4 роки тому +202

    Omg her dark humor is perfect for roasting! Some of her best shit I’ve seen so far

    • @TheJStale
      @TheJStale 4 роки тому

      Strange... Hitler said the same exact thing about the Jews. 😉
      *DARK COMEDY*

  • @bsherder
    @bsherder 6 місяців тому +16

    When i watched the Netflix roast of Tom Brady i was really looking forward to her roasting people and she did not disappoint. I think she had some of the best roasts of the show.

  • @tomeroren4779
    @tomeroren4779 5 років тому +1189

    A generic ‘She’s better than Amy Schumer’ comment for you to like..
    *edit- if it wasn't clear, this was meant as commentary on how fucking weird it is that the only way people could think to compliment Nikki in the comments of her videos was by shitting on another female comedian, Amy Schumer, with things like "This is what Amy Schumer wished she could be"

  • @nicklevesque9663
    @nicklevesque9663 4 роки тому +528

    "Peyton you're like the tom brady of being in comercails." I could laugh at that over and over.

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 4 роки тому +1

      Love that!

    • @jd-yo2is
      @jd-yo2is 4 роки тому +3

      I thought you butchered that word but you really just missed on m, makes it look weird as fuck tho

    • @jd-yo2is
      @jd-yo2is 4 роки тому +2

      Nick Levesque never mind you switched the a and i as well

  • @sundiegoshine2922
    @sundiegoshine2922 3 роки тому +297

    “Oh Robert just got excited when I said oatmeal.” Haha oh my gosh 🤣

  • @MakuraZalis
    @MakuraZalis Рік тому +41

    Her timing is wild. Her delivery is pin point and on the fricking nose

  • @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174
    @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 5 років тому +652

    She's savage and also her delivery is so great

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 років тому +1

      I've not got a clue what your username says but I'm digging it

    • @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174
      @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 5 років тому +1

      @@TheLadyDelirium that's my name lol

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 років тому

      @@lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 It's a lovely name. I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to pronounce it, though I'm sure with Scottish accent it wouldn't sound right. 😅 What county are you from? 😊

    • @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174
      @lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 5 років тому +3

      @@TheLadyDelirium I'm from India. Might sound different from the normal Indians u know.. but I'm from the North East. 😊

    • @TheLadyDelirium
      @TheLadyDelirium 5 років тому

      @@lalthantluangakhawlhring7174 That's interesting. I find it so interesting finding out about other cultures, especially when they're different to my own.
      I hope you have a good day. 😊

  • @JohnnySplendid
    @JohnnySplendid 5 років тому +640

    "I don't want to bad mouth you since God already did" lmao

  • @mechaelalapuaho226
    @mechaelalapuaho226 4 роки тому +578

    Dang she was roasting people that weren’t even on stage LOL

  • @G_Demolished
    @G_Demolished 6 місяців тому +45

    Calling Peyton Manning the Tom Brady of being in commercials was savage.

  • @glendalegurl88
    @glendalegurl88 4 роки тому +940

    When Alec Baldwin is straight up impressed with how badly you can burn people haha

    • @ameliajijo
      @ameliajijo 4 роки тому +8

      Right?

    • @TheSwitchBit
      @TheSwitchBit 4 роки тому +30

      No kidding. He straight up cheered

    • @VENGEFULHEXX
      @VENGEFULHEXX 4 роки тому +17

      His reactions made those jokes hit so much harder. Especially the Deniro rips lmao.

    • @numcrun
      @numcrun 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheSwitchBit “You are fucken funny. Holy shit!” to be exact.

  • @VisionPoet
    @VisionPoet 4 роки тому +459

    The Jimmy A. Carr joke was brilliant. The setup and delivery was so on point 😂

    • @Root_180
      @Root_180 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah, even Jimmy himself was surprised, he was like she roasted both of us in one line

    • @willcousin4549
      @willcousin4549 4 роки тому +14

      @@Root_180 And that says something because Jimmy is a pro roaster!!!

    • @jamal_khan
      @jamal_khan 4 роки тому +3

      Absolute genius that one

  • @davidpretorius7285
    @davidpretorius7285 5 років тому +503

    One of the only people that is ever actually funny at these roasts

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 років тому +12

      Ross and jimmy carr are good.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 років тому +7

      Um Jeff Ross? Greg Giraldo (RIP)?

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 років тому +3

      @@thomasrainbow greg and patrice were awesome.

    • @davidpretorius7285
      @davidpretorius7285 4 роки тому +2

      @Tyler Gay This is true

  • @billbangz
    @billbangz Рік тому +89

    That Blake Griffin joke was classic🤣🤣🤣

  • @beaztelitefitness4032
    @beaztelitefitness4032 4 роки тому +763

    “Isn’t your seamen oatmeal at this point??....Oh Robert got excited when I said oatmeal he started salivating” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂

    • @anthonyparadiso1a
      @anthonyparadiso1a 4 роки тому +1

      Oatmeal is clumpy, I get the comparison to Alec's semen, but why would Robert De Niro get turned on by oatmeal?

    • @sweetm4ngo
      @sweetm4ngo 4 роки тому +49

      @@anthonyparadiso1a its a food easy to eat so older people eat it a lot she means he's hungrily salivating not turned on

    • @lucidbarrier
      @lucidbarrier 4 роки тому +33

      @@anthonyparadiso1a You don't get turned on by cinnamon brown sugar oatmeal? You haven't lived my friend

    • @Stach23
      @Stach23 3 роки тому +15

      Laughed the whole time, but the oatmeal brought tears. Fantastic.

    • @shannonw5756
      @shannonw5756 3 роки тому +9

      That was the funniest joke in my opinion 😂

  • @mikalabrucker7594
    @mikalabrucker7594 5 років тому +295

    I love how Alec couldn't even believe what was coming out of her mouth 😂😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 роки тому +4

      But he told her she is funny. Credit where credit is due.
      Comics have always pushed the envelope but this was just mean.

  • @ZalmanKrause
    @ZalmanKrause 3 роки тому +5342

    That printer joke with Blake griffin was wow 😂😂😂

    • @travisandrews3909
      @travisandrews3909 3 роки тому +28

      Yes it was very funny lmao 🤣

    • @sidgamehacker
      @sidgamehacker 3 роки тому +6

      Ayyy .. I love your song what was it all for man💚

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 3 роки тому +47

      Maybe the best 1-liner in roast history.

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 3 роки тому +7

      Blake let it go you deep-fried carrot we all know you’re going bald

    • @cjsadman3750
      @cjsadman3750 3 роки тому

      Time stamp?

  • @vleaky3430
    @vleaky3430 2 роки тому +39

    "Martha Stewart shank you for being here" I'M DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀