Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Moments
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- Опубліковано 16 лис 2019
- Nikki Glaser unleashes on her fellow dais members at the Roasts of Bruce Willis, Rob Lowe and Alec Baldwin.
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What she did to Ann Coulter wasn't a roast, it was a witch burning.
This is gold dust!!!
It was hack af. Calling a conservative a nazi. Wow. Such cutting material. I am a fan of nikki as well, it just seemed like extremely low hanging fruit. She could have been more creative.
oooooooo
@@nadlax5920 rat? 😂 thank you.
@@allensmith.aaffect.1626 Great..you can write her material next time.
“Best roast moments”
*Shows her entire set*
And the title still isn't clickbait
she is THAT funny!!!
I don't mind. Nikki is so funny and much of the stuff don't end up in the roast anyway.
They're not wrong, though.
She’s that good!
“I had a crush on you when I was a little girl, if only I’d know that’s when I had my best shot” 💀💀
“ Caitlyn Jenner, what a beautiful woman… that she killed in a car accident” Joke that they wouldn’t let Nikki say 😂
yeh it was a shame no one roasted jenner on the women she killed in a hit and run and got off from charges because shes got $
Embarrassing that they left that out. ‘Hit’ close to home I guess
@@emu_warrior I think that's out of respect for the family of the dead. Imagine you're watching TV and the person who killed your loved one is laughing about it.
@@emu_warriorhe*
@@Zuch3toshe*
She threw heat at everyone else
She threw boiling lava at Ann Coulter
Not pete
That's because Ann was the easiest target. A conservative in a room full of liberals. Same thing happen to Adam Carola at the Baldwin roast.
@@neillscott4192 It's one thing to be a conservative, but it's another thing to be Ann Coulter. She's like beyond conservative. The insane shit she says, she's basically like Tomi Lahren's mom.
@@_Glamor I agree for the most part. However, Tomi Lahren was just playing a part. She turned feminist real quick when her man dumped her. Now, that their back together, she's all anti feminist
@@neillscott4192 Playing a part or not, she's still said some pretty crazy shit, too. Which only proves she's also crazy cause she can't pick a lane
Anne Coulter did NOT realize what she was signing up for this.
Apparently she is so far from being a human being she thinks shaking is the same as laughing.
I'm sure you like to think she doesn't know what she's doing.
She eviscerated Anne, mercilessly. I loved every second of it.
Her dumbass probably did go in there thinking it would be a little easier than it was lol. Glazer hit her harder than everyone on the Deus by far
Anyone stupid enough to buy her book is already too far gone to care about what a comedian says about her so I guess she figured the money was worth it
Who’s here after the Brady Roast?
Definitely
🙋♂️
She's incredible! 🤩 So funny, Nikki deserves her flowers
The gronk one the best.😂
🖐🏿
That oat meal cross over joke to Robert is comedy gold. 🤣
and she's so fluid with all the jokes. they all perfectly seam and are timed to perfection. and she's so hot.
She didn't roast Anne Coulter, she annihilated her
Don't you mean... ANNE-ihilated her?
Yo Anne got roggered
"the only mexican youll make happy is the one that digs your grave." I AM FUCKING DECEASED YO! SHE HELD NOTHING BACK, I THOUGHT JIMMYS ROAST WAS ENOUGH BUT GOD DAMN NIKKI WENT IN!!!! Notice how anxiety driven Anne is, she is visibly shaken. Id like to believe this was a Rob Lowe roast, but it was actually an Anne Coulter roast lmao. Also, did anyone notice that after this roast Coulter basically stfu for years? Lmao sometimes bullying can work!
she was literately shaking I feel bad for her.
The way they went at Ann in that roast was amazing.
I think Jewel actually had one of my favorite burns, though, because it was just so blunt:
"I do want to say, as a feminist, that I can't support everything that's been said tonight... but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted."
i like how they all have to act like they're not offended
I was always curious if they got pist and just had to act normal, or how that worked lol
Genuine comics dont get offended. It's all in good fun
@@tom23j they knew going in, that's why they can't act hurt
Ann coulter was shaaaakingggg
I think Ann Coulter was the only one who had to act like she wasn't offended.
love how her jabs are so clever as well as brutal. I also love how she has these cute little apologetic moments where her humanity shows through & she seems sorry for being so merciless!
'I don't feel right about this"
“I don’t know any of these people “
The way she adds the little "I know I know" "no no" after her jokes just adds extra laughter....genius.
I find it rather whiny and annoying
“The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave”😭😭😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Declan Mcgarry
I hurt after watching this, mostly cause I was trying to drink some hot coffee and laughed.
😯💀🤣
Yeah she meant that shit
Hilarious
Ann Coulter was right about the fatal error of allowing the irrational emotion-oriented female the majority vote that is currently deconstructing western civilization.
I like how you think she’s gonna say something nice, but she finishes her sentence with a nasty burn.
Seve Gandy-Gauna that is kind of how comedy works in a roast
Bazinga! Her delivery is on a whole nother level tho
@@atcb5702 exactly! the jeff ross bit about the couch "no jeff dont break the couch - your face! - Your face has a dad bod" she just totally nails the delivery XD
You mean like literally all of them? Idiot.
Yet one falls for it almost every time. That's talent
Dude the “Jimmy A Carr…is what Ralph Machio has to do at night to find a place to sleep” joke is so frickin funny and clever. I wish I could come up with something like that
She is legit the best roaster of all time. There are a lot of comedians better but no one who has performed that well at 4 roasts!
This was three roasts.
not even
Greg
Jimmy Carr is brutal
Yes, I would say she's the closest to Greg Giraldo that we have now. Ross says he is the master but I think she's better.
You know you're a great roaster when your 'Best Roast Moments' are just uncut clips of all of them
“Best roast moments”
Shows her entire set
Not even the whole sets lmao
She and Martha Stewart are incredible at roasts.
Martha can’t be flustered.
Your night nurse! I am ded
“The only person you’ll ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave” scorching and brilliant!
Ya that was a brilliant joke.
FUUCCKKKKK LMFAOOOO
Rob Lowes face when she said that
@@maylee5928 @
The best joke of the skit.
When Cybill says “I wish that wasn’t true” I lose it 😭😭
Cybill had the BEST reactions 🤣🤣🤣 "I wish that wasn't true!" 🤣🤣🤣
"You're the Tom Brady of commercials." That was such a siiiiick burn. Peyton tries to laugh it off but you can tell that one hit home.
I didn't get it may you explain please.
@@sajaibrahim2382 she's saying Tom Brady is the best quarter back, better than Peyton and he's the best at commercials
Thanks!
Im not even american, and I don't watch football, but i still get the reference.
That was absolutely hilarious
Ann Coulter’s vacant eyes are the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
Truly frightening.
You should see Hitler's eyes... oh wait
you can tell when comedy central doesn't write the scripts on these people.
Serious what kinda drugs is she on?
She looked like a demon
The thing I love most about Nikki Glaser is she's respectful about the roasts she does. I also love how cultured she is, that Casey Anthony joke was top tier
If I was a celebrity getting roasted by her, I'd be terrified, but I also couldn't wait to hear how she would rip me to shreds. She's insanely brutal & hilarious.
“We’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide I think it’s time we lose some okays”
Just such, SUCH a good joke. Levels to that.
That was probably one I didn’t get pls someone help me
@@kingpm9072 She was referring the fact that Kevin Pollack was not a great actor, which he definitely is, but was only "OK"
I actually liked the lead up a lot more.
@@kingpm9072 Robin Williams was a great but this guy is just an OK ....
Absolutely not. Suicide is never okay. Neither is her holocaust jokes. Nikki and Jeff go a little overboard sometimes
when she says someone's name... the camera pans to their face... All you see is terror. She's good
So true 😂😂😂
Good and mean. Alec Baldwin took it well.
Would love to have seen Nikki Glaser and Greg Giraldo on the same roast.
Its so funny. They are trembling in fear. They even start talking to themselves 😂
“Here’s your salad, sir.” I’m dead 😂😂😂
She is so freaking hysterical. Great lines, and delivery.
“Jeff is dressed like Prince... of Wales... the animal... your fat” freakin genius 😆😆
Alec She is
*You're
A little robbery from Groucho...
@@alwaysamysteryyes2021 what said groucho? He was a Genius.
Indy exactly
Love how Rob Lowe brought in Ann Coulter as a human shield.
I swear they must've done it because an official roast of Ann Coulter would've been a total disaster (I mean, good luck finding even ONE person who's funny AND actually likes her), but bringing her on as part of the dais ensured that everyone would be focused on shredding her to pieces. Pretty smart strategy.
She was only there to promote her book. I wouldn't be surprised if the credits included "promotional consideration provided by" her publisher.
@@mahmamia5100 if she'd be black it would have been considered hate speech. Funny enough I didn't know who she is, I still don't I just know the name, but I don't like her after that roast.
@@mahmamia5100 the casino after he
What do you mean brought her in. She has to also agree to be on the show and she is well aware of the hate people have for her.
Rodman like literally explaining that he doesn't sell insense on the street 😂🤣 most emotional guy in the room
Why aren't there more Nikki Glaser comedy specials? Definitely need to see her live.
I love her on the roasts, but man.. her specials just don't seem up to the same level as her material at these roasts. Just my opinion.
@@infntnub They're definitely not.
Her specials are pretty bad tbh. I wonder why because she is clearly very talented as this video demonstrates.
@@infntnub I disagree. in fact some of this materialis straight from her specials... especially the self-deprecating stuff she fills in with.
"I don't wanna badmouth you because God already did" LMAO
I.... actually didn't get it until I saw it written out here.
@@smitty7326 same here. It hurts
I still don’t get it
@@Ray2311us apparently Jewel has famously bad teeth
LOL Trailer Swift
Apparently Nikki Glaser's Best Roast Moments are just all her roast moments...
and this is surprising how?
Duh
And that's the point
Except about suicide... that was a little far. But the rest was genius and had me cracking up lol
Accurate
Nikki stole the show at the Tom Brady roast tonight, had me in tears
She absolutely killed it
“Where they make sick kids meet you so dying doesn’t seem so terrible” 😂😂😂
Its like with everyone else you could tell she was trying to still be a little respectful and kind.... then it was time for Ann Coulter
That was a very common occurrence of the evening. It was as if Charles Manson had shown up:
ua-cam.com/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/v-deo.html
Put the hair and beard on Ann and, ..., yeah, ..., not much difference.
I wish she could've done the White House Correspondent's Dinner.Nikki would've obliterated it.
Coulter seemed to be trembling
"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave"
You can see her shaking when she said her name 🙃
She mastered the art of bait and switch.
inlpwetrust That’s why she’s a master roaster.
She can master my bait.
L L you should ask Mose because he’s the master baiter
Do you need lube when you bait and switch?
@@MichaelAngelo- I'm dead be my wife
That Blake Griffin joke was classic🤣🤣🤣
Never heard of her until the Tom Brady roast she killed it I was in tears!!! 🤣😂🤣🤣😅
She has been doing these celebrity roasts for years and always kills it
“You’re like the Tom Brady of commercials.” Man that was cold 😂😂
Finally the comment i was looking for. That payton manning joke made me spit my drink literally and then i saw the guy in the background also do it so i know this joke was a straight touchdown pass!
@@jackiesomoza5842 And she complimented him so nicely leading up to the 💥🥊
Truth
It makes me laugh every time!
Bro I felt hurt and I wasn’t even being roasted
Peter Real last name Dude my face was burning the entire time. I don’t like embarrassing moments but I stayed for the whole video laughing and cringing 🤣
I almost cried :D
Peter Real last name but then again most white guys do
My nuts felt roasted a few times.
That "Trailer Swift" line is legendary...
“I’m sorry, I don’t feel right about any of this.” 😂😂😂
“Only person you will make happy is the mexican digging your grave” that one killed me
SAVAGE AF & I LOVE IT!!
K lucky
Yes, brutal
@Evil Rev And there's the difference. Hitler, Trump, Coulter, and their ilk have no ability to laugh, especially at themselves. And it's their worst nightmare, to be laughed at.
And probably true
"And without führer ado, Ann Coulter." Dead. 💀
Totally underrated
That was an awesome one
"Twelve if you count mein kampf"😂
I totally missed that one.. probably because I‘m German & the pronunciation was kinda off. lol
While I have a soft spot for the Norm roast brilliance and the Andy Samberg weirdness this is by far the best roast material I’ve ever watched. Just unbelievable material.
How dare Alex Baldwin have a roast BEFORE he shot somebody.
Jewel was such a good sport it made her even cuter.
Indeed
Her giggle was adorable
Facts 🤣
@Ghostwriter That is the most perfect way to describe her teeth...loveable imperfections : )
Always have a crush on her
“we’ve lost a lot of greats to suicide lately, we could lose some okays”
She probably has the best delivery and comedic timing
She went in on Ann 😂😂😂
It’s funny to say that Martha Stewart is still the most lowkey dangerous person in these roasts 😂
Martha looked good. Better than Cybill. She hasn't kept her beauty..alas.s
I heard women in prison were afraid of Martha
Martha will shank you if you cross her
@@innertubez And her shank will be the best crafted one 😄
@@suzawilo LOL:) Nice one:)
“You sleepy Potato”
That might be honestly the best description ever.
Dude ... I laughed my lungs out X'D that was so perfect!
and Dom's reaction to the whole thing! Priceless. Great sport, of course.
I lost it when Nikki called him "Margaret Cho."
Dom's a standup Legend.
He knew how to work the bit when she threw it to him with ease.
Robert De Niro as Alf was hilarious! And true.
She’s one of my favorite roasters. I come back to her every few months and still laugh. The Robin Williams line tho
Her timing is wild. Her delivery is pin point and on the fricking nose
Ann was vibrating at a frequency only dogs were unfortunate enough to hear holy shit
LOVE this comment! I’m cackling
This comment is fucking poetry 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahhhahahahahahahahaha
Terrifying
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would NOT want to be on the other end of her roasts.
İ prefer her back end
@Eddy Jin oi I care
@Eddy Jin No one asked for your opinion either.
lol so true edward norton was hiding his eyes from her they were all scared of her u can tell the way they looked at her especially at the bruce willis roast lool
To me she's just a mediocre comedian at best when it comes to her comedy bits but when roasting on CC she's savage. She should use the writers for her roasts for her other performances too.
Nikki is so funny. Truly one of a kind when it comes to these roast
"Martha Stewart shank you for being here" I'M DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Jewel is so adorable. Took all the light-hearted humour with so much grace.
Love this comment. You are right on. It's gotta be hard to take a joke like she does, but she was genuinely able to laugh. Respect.
Holy shit, I was not ready for that Trailer Swift line.
Jewel is way prettier than Nikki.
All that talent and tiddies too!
Her teeth add to her charm, give her uniqueness and personality. Nikki, well, she's thin. That's about all she's got going for her in the looks dept. Alec Baldwin said it best to her, "What can I say to hurt you that you haven't already said to yourself looking in the mirror at the Equinox?"
“Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink” 😂💀
Seriously, he looks like a white guy
@@dailyyoutuber4563 wait he isn’t black? i thought the joke was he’s actually white lmao
@@Ru77ian He is mixed but identify as black
We've had Mariah Carey for 30 years and people still get tripped up over a mixed person, c'mon.
THAT was one of the funniest jokes in Roast history, and I've seen them all.
When i watched the Netflix roast of Tom Brady i was really looking forward to her roasting people and she did not disappoint. I think she had some of the best roasts of the show.
Calling Peyton Manning the Tom Brady of being in commercials was savage.
she handed ann coulter a death sentence with those comments 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KnownUniverse she was not happy!
seriously!!! gahhhh damn!!!
"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican that digs your grave."
@@Figs3 SOOOO BRUTAL LMAO
And Coulter just sat there with that dumb smile
Rob Lowe's reaction to Nikki's roasting of Ann was priceless.
It made me so happy
Rob had a few kind words for Ann as well. Nikki was not the only person who loaded up for the peroxide harpy: ua-cam.com/video/zwoGrDa5g2c/v-deo.html
It made me choke lol.
Where is the part?
@@blacknoir1024 She makes the comments around 3:00 he makes the face around 3:09
When he was Brad Pitt 😂😂😂
*She says, **_"I'm sorry. Thank you."_** to Bruce Willis.* Class act.
"A lot of people don't know that Bruce is a very talented musician, because he isn't." It's like, the simplest insult, but the way she delivers it is absolutely perfect.
Iq of 3000 albert
My favorite quote is “I’m such a big fan of the Baldwin’s... I’ve never been so sure that 4 people have buried a hooker together.”
He was laughing the whole time and she said that he just stopped. Guy creeped the hell out of me
Didn't get this joke. Could you please explain?!
His reaction makes that joke seem very plausible.
@@battle-techs that's hid comedic timing
@@orideaa yeah me too.
This never gets old. Nikki is amazing.
‘Trailer Swift’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Welcome back to another episode of “Where quarantine has led me today”
same here ;)
Same
Same.
lmao
True story 🥂
Nikki: “I've never been so sure that four people have buried a hooker together”
Alec: *licks lips nervously*
Can u explain what happened?
This is in the top 3 burns on this montage, lolololol
thought the same thing lol it probably brought him back some dark memories
What was it all about?
@@vleaky3430 there’s plenty of situations where a group of men kick it with a girl and something goes wrong and they have to bury a body 😂 it’s a plot in tv shows and comedy sketches
Never get tired of watching this...
Just wow. The creativity and delivery. She’s a natural. I lol’ed for reals.
"Blake you like a black guy made from a printer running out of ink." Holy shit lol
She didn't want to say anything after that, she didn't want to lose her chances with him
actually a lot of people might not get that one
@@ndiogouniang83 people that live under a rock maybe.
Hez still hot tho
Ann Coulter looks so uncomfortable up there lmao
Harry GoldbergTV Like a catholic priest at a Boy Scout meeting
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 More like a live hog at a barbecue, tbh. She knows what's coming, and she is not happy, but also knows she can't escape.
The crazy thing is she is more PRO-ISREAL than most Dems. The Hiltler jokes had no basis.
@@chrisbarr1359 Palestine doesn't have a fraction of the equity that Israel does. Of course Coulter supports Israel
She literally SHAKING, wtf haha
6:36 "I Wish That Wasn't True" 😅😜😅😆
She KILLED the Baldwin roast
That printer joke with Blake griffin was wow 😂😂😂
Yes it was very funny lmao 🤣
Ayyy .. I love your song what was it all for man💚
Maybe the best 1-liner in roast history.
Blake let it go you deep-fried carrot we all know you’re going bald
Time stamp?
"No Jeff, no. Don't break the couch" this shit was so underrated.
this part shows she's also funny of the cuff. really amazing
@@jorischkovich agreed. Shes fantastic.
She was the funniest at the Brady roast easily!!! Me and my wife were hysterically laughing the entire time.
I hardly every cry when I laugh but ahe legit had me in tears. 🤣 She's great
ayyye! another JP fan
@@Jgarc105971 yeah buddy
"Blake you look like a black guy made out of a printer running out of ink"
That was the best joke.
It was so good 😂😂💀
Yes
Hacky af, low hanging fruit. Her Suicide joke was truly unique though
Great but no best.
I loved that one. So on point.
This woman was a complete savage. Talk about leaving your feelings at home.
She's fkn brilliant!! Absolute savage indeed!
Didnt laugh once.
@@noneya1238 wow, you're soooo not like other girls
@@ruthiesylvester4165 How?
@@noneya1238 HAHAHHA. She asked how
The blake griffin printer joke was absolutely hilarious. Im watching this after the Brady roast and this woman really is a master of the roast
Honestly, Martha is one of my favorite Roast guests because she’s just so sweet. Like truly just a grandma, but with the weirdest track record of all time. She’s also pretty hot for her age so the screen time is always nice
"I don't want to bad mouth you since God already did" lmao
How good is she? Such killer and sharp jokes.
That was so brutal 🤣😭
Oof, the Ann Coulter stuff wasn't even jokes, just Nikki's time to take out all of her hatred towards her. I loved it.
The only problem is the one telling the jokes actually lives like what she attacked her for.
ann coulter is life and love
I mean it was wack but ok.
Ann was QUAKING😬😂
Lol a lot of Russian instigators on UA-cam the last few days. Most of these Pro-Ann comments are in worst English that I have ever seen. I mean regardless of how you feel about her you can tell that she is not taking these jokes well. Being ridiculed is what you sign up for when you choose to be part of a roast; regardless of whether you are the main subject or not. So if nothing else, I dislike her because she is clearly a poor sport about the whole thing.
“When he was Brad Pitt” 😂
Nothing tops Trailer Swift
_“Tonight Jeff is dressed as Prince. The Prince. Of whales. The animal. You’re fat.”_
This woman is genius!
I know!!! I love that one!! I died.
I thought she meant the prince of Wales 🙄😂
@@kheatthr1892 she did... she went from prince the singer, to the prince of wales. the the prince of whales (the animal).. to making to obvious but funny statement that shes calling him fat. its like she slowly broke it down and then was like too clever ill just let him know hes fat.... its was actually really good imo.
@@killingspencer6416 oh you poor little incel, can't handle that a woman is funny so you spew your hatred of her on every single post that's complementing her...
@@killingspencer6416 she's fucking hilarious and literally one of the only funny female comedians. Give respect where respect is due.
"Don't break the couch." A true comedian that can come up with a quick one-liner. Loved it.
Idgi
@@leae3750 How do you not get it? He was crawling over the couch
Nikki is always smokin' hot! and razor-sharp! I know the only reason she hasn't risen to world greatness is,
she didn't marry me
i mean it was a very obvious joke anyone could have come up with it
Her in-the-moment joke about DeNiro and oatmeal: “your night nurse is warming it up backstage, it’ll be ready during the break.”
After the roast of Tom Brady, she should be the new roast master! She's a beast!
She’s so incredibly witty and beautiful. I hope she has a long, awesome career 🤩💯
“What does that party have to do to lose your support ... be your son?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I know being a new mom is hard, but... even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter."
I know people are talking up how she shredded Ann Coulter, but she just obliterated Caitlyn, too.
@@mahmamia5100 what’s that one about? She doesn’t know where her daughters are?
@@bilenlove Caitlyn? Basically back when she was still Bruce, she ditched her first family (including two kids) for someone else. And I think did the same to her second family.
But if you mean Casey Anthony, it's widely believed that she murdered her own daughter and buried the body. Hence, even Casey Anthony knows the current location of her daughter. The joke is that Caitlyn is just a really awful parent who doesn't really care where her kids are.
@@mahmamia5100 Oh my goodness!! Thank you for explanation!
"Jewel is here, or as I call her Trailer Swift"
I'm crying laughing!
I don't remember if I've EVER heard a funnier burn. That was fantastic.
Jewel is fucking beautiful.
Jewel is way more attractive. Not to mention I've actually heard of Jewel. Who the hell is nikki glaser?
@@user-ht9ej1fm1z are you seriously getting mad at a comedian making a joke?
I think Jewel is a solid singer and a solid person but that joke was hilarious. A roast is no place for sensitive people, Jewel and everyone else on that stage knew what they were getting into.
She is brilliant!! I love her so much. So funny!! I want more!!!!!
Nikki is hands down the best roaster they have today
Either her or Jimmy carr