Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor Angry Review

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @Rosu2022
    @Rosu2022 4 роки тому +418

    8 years later, and now I gurentee a VR remake would be absolutely amazing.

    • @anhilliator1
      @anhilliator1 3 роки тому +2

      Do yourself a favor - Look up Panzerwehr 1949.

    • @TheRentown
      @TheRentown 2 роки тому +16

      @@anhilliator1 just looked it up and it looks BANGER. Albeit I think a mech game like that would be perfect for Jakub Rozalski's 1920+ world. Either way thanks for recommendation.

    • @gurufabbes1
      @gurufabbes1 2 роки тому +3

      absolutely

    • @harryshuman9637
      @harryshuman9637 2 роки тому +5

      Even with just cameras, the improvements in Deep Neural Networks over the last decade should fix all the detection issues.

    • @zelectrode3337
      @zelectrode3337 2 роки тому +5

      Yep, that actually would make the game worth playing, and worth every penny.

  • @guysingerii
    @guysingerii 10 років тому +931

    Kinect---"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

    • @gameroomtimemachine
      @gameroomtimemachine 10 років тому +13

      This comment has made my day.

    • @kristyroth3327
      @kristyroth3327 10 років тому +1

      iv heard that phrase but i forgot what it came from

    • @jesterlaureate
      @jesterlaureate 10 років тому +42

      2001: A Space Odyssey

    • @arabian_coffee
      @arabian_coffee 10 років тому +20

      Kristy Roth Watch 2001: A Space Odyssey ASAP.

    • @artbnd5316
      @artbnd5316 9 років тому +10

      "Kinect, grab that handle on the right"

  • @leandrooliveira3070
    @leandrooliveira3070 8 років тому +789

    i'm sorry for the developers. The idea was amazing, everything could have worked if kinect wasn't bad

    • @jyatsko89
      @jyatsko89 8 років тому +75

      I never get why devs do this shit. They'll have a great concept and story, make it into a great game with nice graphics, good elements and good, fun and original gameplay...then they're like "Ok team, what if, hear me out, we made this badass, great game of ours...only playable with the Kinect!?"..."Aww fuck ya! Great idea Bill! Let's add that in real quick before release!"...
      *2 months later, release day, at the home of an enthusiastic gamer about to start the game*
      "Aww yeah, I've waited 2 years anticipating this game I can't fuckin wai---WHAT THE FUCK!? KINECT REQUIRED!? NOOOOOOO!"

    • @juancamacho766
      @juancamacho766 8 років тому +2

      +Justin Yatsko that reaction will totally be me when I buy a game that requires kinect

    • @juancamacho766
      @juancamacho766 8 років тому

      +Justin Yatsko oh and also lol

    • @augustkravtsov
      @augustkravtsov 5 років тому +7

      FromSoftware is very well responsible for this, not just Microsoft. It is like they heard what the Kinect is without ever trying one.

    • @Ontarianmm
      @Ontarianmm 5 років тому +12

      @@jyatsko89 Because Microsoft owns the licenses for the game so it has to be by their rules.

  • @zupergozer
    @zupergozer 9 років тому +336

    The game story, characters and atmosphere seem so amazing. I have always wanted to play a game that focuses more on the characters in a war scenario. But goddamn why did they have to fuck it up with kinnect? They should make a pc port

    • @rainerkuusik8158
      @rainerkuusik8158 9 років тому +4

      yeah but i hate that there barely no games like that

    • @MaouxDaBoYYY55
      @MaouxDaBoYYY55 9 років тому +3

      +zupergozer You should play brothers in arms

    • @cyborgsoup8753
      @cyborgsoup8753 9 років тому +4

      Pretty sure COD 3 is quite like that surprisingly

    • @anhilliator1
      @anhilliator1 3 роки тому +6

      Better yet - VR remake.
      The game already works similar to one, so why not go all-in?

    • @marcustrelle4898
      @marcustrelle4898 2 роки тому +4

      There was a podcast who were randomly talking about how terrible a Steel Battalion game on kinect would be. A month later it was announced at Tokyo Game Show.

  • @JusticeDigger
    @JusticeDigger 5 років тому +319

    "What is the most important thing in a game? Control."
    - Angry Video Game Nerd

  • @SimonB.
    @SimonB. 9 років тому +831

    When I'm sad i watch Angry Joe ranting about shitty games.

    • @Rainbowhawk1993
      @Rainbowhawk1993 9 років тому +19

      I go to sleep listening to his bad game reviews.

    • @squidrat8718
      @squidrat8718 9 років тому

      +Rainbowhawk1993 same here!

    • @rainerkuusik8158
      @rainerkuusik8158 9 років тому

      +Rainbowhawk1993 same there quite soothing

    • @Enzer0159
      @Enzer0159 9 років тому +1

      me too

    • @Paddy-zn4oo
      @Paddy-zn4oo 9 років тому +1

      +Rainbowhawk1993 Looks like the American dream was actually a nightmare.

  • @bigblackdaddyblue
    @bigblackdaddyblue 9 років тому +770

    am I the only one laughing when Joe said "Steel Battalion: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF THAT!!" ?

    • @em-gu6wk
      @em-gu6wk 9 років тому +47

      +Brian Jules i laughed when he showed the box that said that
      Also, the box said wrote cashwhores in the bottom corner and i lol'd

    • @wapple1492
      @wapple1492 9 років тому +7

      +Brian Jules that he what he said

    • @braders790boop
      @braders790boop 9 років тому +30

      +Süper Tröller and he kinect logo said "Requires a fuckton of patience"

    • @Freshavadado12
      @Freshavadado12 9 років тому +6

      +Brian Jules Yes.

    • @Fatal155
      @Fatal155 9 років тому +1

      +Brian Jules i lmfao :D

  • @33melonpaws77
    @33melonpaws77 9 років тому +225

    12:30 Kinect killed Zoe! Those bastards!

  • @NickMcIntyre72
    @NickMcIntyre72 10 років тому +309

    I feel legitimately bad for Joe. You can tell he WANTED this game to be so good, but the Kinect 1.0 ended up fucking it over. You can also tell that the developers put all of their time and energy into this game, but it was just a disaster because of one piece of fucking hardware.

    • @whiskysmith9014
      @whiskysmith9014 9 років тому +4

      Adrian Goodman That simile, that GLORIOUS simile.

    • @MrDennisMitchel
      @MrDennisMitchel 9 років тому

      Hey, don't blame Kinect for a stupid game. If you aim correctly in Fable: Journey, it's an awesome game. But you do need to aim super careful which sorta keeps you from enjoyşng the enviroment.

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 9 років тому +21

      Deniz Demir Are you really defending this piece of shit hardware?

    • @nickk.2055
      @nickk.2055 9 років тому +5

      ***** Microsoft must be paying him to say that shiiiaatt as joe would say

  • @icsandman4293
    @icsandman4293 8 років тому +288

    If this had controller support I would play the shit out of this

    • @darkmage07070777
      @darkmage07070777 8 років тому +11

      Technically, it already does; they just went cheap and tried to make the Kinect do everything the regular controller didn't have the buttons for.
      I think you meant to say "the Original SB's controller support". In which case, I wish this was also on PC so we could get a hacked version with that support somehow...

    • @CrazyChuck
      @CrazyChuck 8 років тому +31

      Hell, I'm thinking this might work really good with VR + Controller

    • @smittywerbensmittywerben517
      @smittywerbensmittywerben517 8 років тому +2

      IKR😫

    • @HeyMyNameIs...
      @HeyMyNameIs... 8 років тому +2

      holy shit yes...

    • @johnpolsen
      @johnpolsen 7 років тому

      In fact, that is exactly how most first-person games control anyway.

  • @devastator5042
    @devastator5042 10 років тому +179

    so bassicaly the game if talked about besides the kinect would be a fucking awesome but due to kinect it sucks right?

  • @d4rkhound388
    @d4rkhound388 9 років тому +442

    They need to remake this game with an actual Steel battalion controller.

    • @d4rkhound388
      @d4rkhound388 9 років тому +1

      ***** That probably wont happen he says Even though they did it when they first released it....

    • @d4rkhound388
      @d4rkhound388 9 років тому +1

      ***** Wow calling people idiots because they are right, It costs them 5$ to make an xbox controller Now Combine a Controller with a Keyboard for all the buttons and you will find out you could get it made for around 120$ if you use a decent keyboard and used a pair of joysticks BUT you could make it for even cheaper using a controller like i said above.

    • @d4rkhound388
      @d4rkhound388 9 років тому +2

      ***** You do know nothing in this world costs much to make, It is just what people sell it for, a car brand new retail at 12k for instance probably cost only 6k to build.... Go learn the ways of business before talking to me biatch. :D

    • @d4rkhound388
      @d4rkhound388 9 років тому +1

      ***** Good because if you actually had a brain you would understand.

    • @d4rkhound388
      @d4rkhound388 9 років тому +2

      ***** Does production cost mean anything to you? Everything that is made in this world is made cheaper than what they sell for... and usually for under half the price.

  • @aleefmohammed244
    @aleefmohammed244 8 років тому +805

    I always watch Angry Joe when im bored. The dude cracks me up

    • @trevc6378
      @trevc6378 8 років тому +9

      Same!

    • @thebunk8588
      @thebunk8588 8 років тому +4

      Used to

    • @Midwestern85
      @Midwestern85 8 років тому +7

      Mohammed Aleef ya his videos used to be great now all he does is lame movie reviews

    • @bloodcontagion
      @bloodcontagion 8 років тому

      Mohammed Aleef same 😂

    • @aleefmohammed244
      @aleefmohammed244 8 років тому +2

      Alan Sadly its true. He is more interested in movie reviews now.

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 9 років тому +439

    7:07 that "Tru dat" was PERFECTLY timed

    • @KristenM1030
      @KristenM1030 8 років тому +8

      Lol, I noticed that too...

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 років тому +13

      im willing to bet it was inteded to be that way lol

    • @MartialKaiju98
      @MartialKaiju98 8 років тому +10

      Casper: "Timing!"

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 6 років тому +1

      Awesome

    • @cw1424
      @cw1424 5 років тому +2

      I've been watching this particular review for a few years and I didn't notice that until I read your comment. 😅😅😅😅

  • @arkhamfivehundred
    @arkhamfivehundred 10 років тому +296

    I'm really disappointed with this game. I feel like it had so much creativity and potential, but it was completely ruined by the Kinetc's God-awful controls. I feel like if this game's controls ran with the Wii U Gamepad, or even a regular controller, it would've been AMAZING.

    • @FPSguy2
      @FPSguy2 10 років тому +34

      The kinect will continue to destroy dreams for as long as there is an Xbox to use it on.

    • @arkhamfivehundred
      @arkhamfivehundred 10 років тому +5

      FPSguy2 Exactly. Which is why Microsoft wised up and stopped bundling the Kinect with the Xbox One.

    • @Mmadmangames
      @Mmadmangames 10 років тому +10

      To bad the xbox one still sucks

    • @UNSCrearadmiral
      @UNSCrearadmiral 10 років тому +7

      Me and my friend Co-oped it with him running the controller and me trying to run the kinect, we didn't win the beach assault, hell we didn't make it off the beach.

    • @arkhamfivehundred
      @arkhamfivehundred 10 років тому +7

      I feel really sorry for you. I couldn't imagine how annoying it is to play that game ith the Kinect.

  • @RepublicofE
    @RepublicofE 9 років тому +193

    Why didn't they just make this a PC game? A traditional keyboard has over 40 buttons plus when you factor in shift and control that makes for over a hundred strokes.

    • @BrickBuster2552
      @BrickBuster2552 9 років тому +8

      Because removing the physical illusion of actually driving a mech from Steel Battalion is like cutting freemode from GTA V.

    • @RepublicofE
      @RepublicofE 9 років тому +25

      BrickBuster2552 But isn't that how the original Steel Battalion game was, just with a custom controller instead of a keyboard?

    • @BrickBuster2552
      @BrickBuster2552 9 років тому +5

      RepublicofEthan The controller was EVERYTHING.

    • @TheOminousFlareShow
      @TheOminousFlareShow 9 років тому +3

      BrickBuster2552 Still doesn't make sense why the controller can't be modified to hook up onto a PC through a USB port or something. XBox controllers work with PCs, after all.

    • @shady4091
      @shady4091 9 років тому +11

      +BrickBuster2552 You would, honestly, rather play the game like this than have all actions mapped to your keyboard?
      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaally?..
      OP, I think that would have been an awesome idea. If they really didn't want the epic, Steel Battalion controller (for whatever reason...), they could have easily just dropped the Kinect thing altogether and used a keyboard for both, the XBone and PC versions. Not only would that have been far less infuriating to play but it would have also accommodated far more people. Anyone with an XBone or PC would have been able to play it and both games would have been, fundamentally, the same. So what's their excuse, then? Making the intricate controller was too expensive? Well, so is Kinect motion control... *When you compare it to mapping fucking buttons to a keyboard...*
      As a final thought, I'd like to mention, it would have also been much less costly to any gamers who may not have owned a Kinect or the XBones, stock Kinect, at the time.. Honestly, I just really don't get - wait...
      Goddammit...
      This greedy, greasy video game industry really needs a good old fashioned cleansing. With bullets.

  • @metroplexprime9901
    @metroplexprime9901 3 роки тому +37

    You know what? This would make for an AMAZING vr game. Just imagine playing this with a vr headset and motion controllers. Make sure that the tracking is accurate and the various inputs work right and you have an incredible experience on your hands.

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 9 років тому +211

    If they didn't use Kinect, the game would be much better

    • @imblindboy
      @imblindboy 9 років тому +1

      +Deadpools Sexy Hotline nahhhh pc is going to integrate motion controls now because of the oculus, virtuix omni, and the razer hydra.

    • @sergantblackhawk3539
      @sergantblackhawk3539 9 років тому +1

      well if it for pc it's better

    • @imblindboy
      @imblindboy 8 років тому

      ***** Why? Are you a console peasant?
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @imblindboy
      @imblindboy 8 років тому +1

      ***** I find it stupid too. But neutrality is not an option in the console wars.

    • @imblindboy
      @imblindboy 8 років тому

      ***** K, I'll do the dealing with it.

  • @colefritts814
    @colefritts814 8 років тому +195

    This review makes me want to play Steal Battalion Get Your Fucking Hand Off That what about you guys

  • @HalfDemonInuyasha
    @HalfDemonInuyasha 9 років тому +105

    "Saving Private Ryan, but with Gundams!"

    • @HalfDemonInuyasha
      @HalfDemonInuyasha 9 років тому +1

      +Deadpools Sexy Hotline
      We sorta have stuff like that - Gundam SEED/SEED Destiny has the BuCUE, LaGOWE, and Gaia Gundam while there's also various animals with Zoids, lol XD

  • @srbutrej01
    @srbutrej01 8 років тому +422

    This game would be perfect with oculus rift

    • @Sckeza
      @Sckeza 6 років тому +11

      Overwhelmingly Handsome Jack Lol Occulus Rift...I remember that.

    • @guts7925
      @guts7925 6 років тому +25

      Put the game on the Vive or something, the motion controls on their seem to work very well now.

    • @22ninja1
      @22ninja1 5 років тому +7

      It would be perfect for every VR device.

    • @scheikundeiscool4086
      @scheikundeiscool4086 4 роки тому +8

      Yea man it's insane how in 3 years time we got working motion controls

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 роки тому

      Heh yeah like that'll happen

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 8 років тому +243

    Developed by From Software? No wonder it's hard to even control it.

    • @MrSamthefan
      @MrSamthefan 6 років тому +21

      It's part of the experience bro!

    • @nonviolentguy
      @nonviolentguy 6 років тому +2

      😂

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 6 років тому +8

      Monster Hunter games have the worst controls i have ever seen. I love MH but if controls were good the game would be too easy. So maybe they made it so for the challenge ? Im grasping at straws here. This game had so much potential...god damn you Steel Battalion

    • @ShannaraTech
      @ShannaraTech 6 років тому +1

      Huh? Is that a joke?

    • @YTBooBooKeys
      @YTBooBooKeys 5 років тому

      @@eval_is_evil what?

  • @nostradamusofgames5508
    @nostradamusofgames5508 9 років тому +618

    kinect always ruins everything GET RID OF IT MICROSOFT

    • @arbiteras
      @arbiteras 9 років тому +8

      patrick Katalenas integrated in the Xbox "one shit"

    • @shadwickhoochum5106
      @shadwickhoochum5106 9 років тому +5

      King Derner Cousland not all of the xbox ones some of them dont come with the kinect

    • @nostradamusofgames5508
      @nostradamusofgames5508 9 років тому +3

      ***** YAY BRING OUT THE WINE

    • @vivacehome1
      @vivacehome1 9 років тому +1

      patrick Katalenas Steel Battalion:Get Your Hand Jerk Off That

    • @KennethEspericueta340
      @KennethEspericueta340 9 років тому +2

      Yeah Fuck the Kinect

  • @joe96787
    @joe96787 8 років тому +119

    If they would put STEEL BATTALION controller with a VR system that would rule all !!!

    • @Hi-cg1xh
      @Hi-cg1xh 8 років тому +1

      Joegernaut true

  • @Ontarianmm
    @Ontarianmm 5 років тому +63

    We need this in the modern VR. That actually works.

    • @MLPIceberg
      @MLPIceberg 2 роки тому +3

      If that happened, then I guess I'm not eating and/or paying electric/water bills for a long time to get a VR headset and the hypothetical Steel battalion VR game.
      Yeah, my job sucks. Both in pay and who I work for/with. But what can you do in a society when it's all about who you know and not what you know?

    • @ahhhhhhhj2414
      @ahhhhhhhj2414 2 роки тому

      @@MLPIceberg what the fuck are you talking about

  • @TheDezembro
    @TheDezembro 9 років тому +68

    AJ predicted the shitty Kinnect 2 BS.

  • @bradleynewson4860
    @bradleynewson4860 11 років тому +81

    You know the power glove for the NES? THE KINECT IS LIKE THAT.

    • @EdgyPuer
      @EdgyPuer 11 років тому +1

      Mud Kip straight on

    • @EdgyPuer
      @EdgyPuer 11 років тому +15

      Mark Donkor your welcome to try

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 11 років тому +1

      Eric Land hehe lol no thanks

    • @PunitveZero
      @PunitveZero 11 років тому

      Ah ha ha wow x'D

    • @isaacargesmith8217
      @isaacargesmith8217 11 років тому +15

      Now that's an insult to the Power Glove if I have ever seen one.

  • @samscholey429
    @samscholey429 8 років тому +234

    they need to re design this for vive or ps vr

    • @samscholey429
      @samscholey429 8 років тому +19

      and add multiplayer where 2 or 1 person can be in each mech

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 8 років тому +12

      +sam scholey Yes, Steel Battalion in VR.

    • @muhammadfarhan9403
      @muhammadfarhan9403 8 років тому +6

      +sam scholey Indeed. That would revive this immersive franchise.

    • @kaaaallll
      @kaaaallll 7 років тому

      I was about to comment the same thing

    • @akiwiwithaface8911
      @akiwiwithaface8911 7 років тому

      sam scholey yasssss

  • @Mournforthelost96
    @Mournforthelost96 10 років тому +81

    his prediction about the kinect 2 at the end of the video has come true. Microsoft over hipped it and it turned out to only be slightly less annoying than the original.

    • @calebcalvery2879
      @calebcalvery2879 10 років тому

      *Hyped

    • @Mournforthelost96
      @Mournforthelost96 10 років тому +1

      Caleb Calvery thank you, my bad. Stupid typo!!!

    • @JVLY
      @JVLY 10 років тому +4

      I have always seen the Kinect as more of an accessory. In that regard it actually works very well. I have had my Kinect since launch and it recognizes my voice perfectly, signs me in automatically and generally works wonderfully. It only took several years of usage. Only.
      Microsoft recognized the uses it can have as an accessory. The Kinect 2.0 works very well but voice recognition and other small features only go so far when the motion tracking is still all sorts of goofy.

    • @kira-dk2mx
      @kira-dk2mx 10 років тому +5

      Maybe in the future we might make a more precise and affordable system than this brick. We should call this the Diskinect,

    • @JVLY
      @JVLY 10 років тому

      Mairo San Fable The Journey was fantastic, Child Of Eden and the Dance Central games worked very well too. Its not so much that the hardware doesn't work, its that it is incredibly difficult to program for it.
      As a dedicate gaming accessory it still has a long way to go but its not as bad as people make it out to be.

  • @GhostCage
    @GhostCage 10 років тому +76

    Steel Battalion + Battlefield + Arma = HOLY FUCK GAME OF THE YEAR!!!

    • @SageOwl
      @SageOwl 10 років тому +43

      +EA
      Worst game of the year.

    • @GhostCage
      @GhostCage 10 років тому +18

      Dr. Steve Brule lol true, EA ruins everything really.

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 10 років тому +5

      RANDOMNATION! They haven't been a good game company for the past 16 years. The worst thing they ever did was have Anita Sarkeesian help in the development of Mirror's Edge 2. I guarantee they'll go under by the end of the year.

    • @GhostCage
      @GhostCage 9 років тому

      michael hall no bewbs for us.

    • @Euro2610
      @Euro2610 9 років тому

      You forgot Halo.

  • @argenthellion
    @argenthellion 10 років тому +43

    If they would re-release this for PC with keyboard & mouse controls, it would be an instant hit...

  • @danielz4602
    @danielz4602 8 років тому +77

    am I the only one who think think would be better with the VR?

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 років тому +25

      I think this game would be an excellent test for the Vive.
      A test to see just how precise the vive is.

    • @tawmifm
      @tawmifm 8 років тому +5

      +Daniel Cannata It's very precise. Shooters work better than they did even on the Wii MotionPlus.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 5 років тому

      No you're not the only one who thinks thinks that

  • @Dragunity69
    @Dragunity69 9 років тому +25

    "These would've been great f#$&ing ideas, if you had buttons for them!"
    BUTTONS!
    That killed me XD

  • @servebotfrank4082
    @servebotfrank4082 10 років тому +59

    Wait this game was made by the fucking Dark Souls team?
    My god...

    • @GeneralErlend
      @GeneralErlend 10 років тому +38

      I don't think the game is bad. Its just the kinect that makes the game next to unplayable.

    • @OttoTorrens
      @OttoTorrens 10 років тому +11

      GeneralErlend
      Indeed, the game could be re-released with a fixed control setup and prob do well.

    • @Zer0Hour17
      @Zer0Hour17 10 років тому

      Otto T
      There is no way to map as many buttons as this game would need to a controller. A Keyboard and mouse may work, but it wouldn't be great needing to remember 40+ keys. They would have to make a controller like the original had and no one is going to do that for a game that failed once.

    • @OttoTorrens
      @OttoTorrens 10 років тому +4

      Zer0Hour17
      ", but it wouldn't be great needing to remember 40+ keys." I guess no one ever played a mechwarrior game.

    • @alfsleftnut9224
      @alfsleftnut9224 18 днів тому

      @@GeneralErlend Thats exactly right. Now, 10 years after you said this, vr has made motion controls really good. if this game came out today, itd be great

  • @drankydrank1
    @drankydrank1 9 років тому +38

    5:15 This is still one of my favorite AJ moments to this day lmao

    • @211Appolo
      @211Appolo 9 років тому +6

      +Cancer Frog "Stop going back. What the fuck. Stop doing that! Stop- What the fuck! Stop grabbing shit, I'm not grabbing shit!"
      The first time saw that I almost died of laughter.

    • @digitalkid5623
      @digitalkid5623 8 років тому

      +211Appolo THAT WAS TOO FUNNY. HAHAHAHH! XD

  • @brokesmoke101
    @brokesmoke101 8 років тому +74

    they should re-release with HTC Vive support

    • @Chevsilverado
      @Chevsilverado 8 років тому +3

      YES

    • @Vychorion
      @Vychorion 8 років тому +1

      Good idea...if the company still exist though

    • @pcmasterpeice7839
      @pcmasterpeice7839 8 років тому +4

      a company can buy the rights to the general and port it or get hired to port it... like what happened with zombi u

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 років тому +2

      I just hope that the Star Wars: Battlefront VR game will be better than this shit.

    • @jake38ful
      @jake38ful 8 років тому +4

      From Software made this game.

  • @kedolan4992
    @kedolan4992 5 років тому +28

    So this randomly showed up in my recommendations again all these years later, and I noticed something really funny! at 15:20 look at his little kinect ragdoll thing: it's jerkin' itself!

  • @bruhmedia385
    @bruhmedia385 5 років тому +25

    "When i was a kid i always wanted a submarine game where you would see progressive damage and water would come in" Well joe, i know one game that would make your dream come true but it's like a side scroller. It's called "Barotrauma".

    • @YourCorvus
      @YourCorvus 2 роки тому

      I come from the future - It's called Iron Wolf / Iron Wolf VR.

    • @kamikazoo6599
      @kamikazoo6599 Рік тому

      Or just Silent Hunter series.

    • @admiral_gravleos8
      @admiral_gravleos8 3 місяці тому

      @@YourCorvus Dead

  • @capitansuzy2292
    @capitansuzy2292 8 років тому +41

    I just hope we can agree that it wasn't capcom's fault, it was that dammed kenects fault.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 років тому +4

      Capcom are a bunch of fuckbags anyways. I'll blame them too.

    • @Takato2527
      @Takato2527 8 років тому +7

      Blame Microsoft, neither Capcom nor From Software. They made this game to please Kinect and Microsoft, let'em think this game will bring Kinect to the whole new level: Innovation.
      But ... Joe said the rest =))

    • @famoussession7426
      @famoussession7426 8 років тому +9

      We can blame capcom because of Umbrella Corps

    • @Takato2527
      @Takato2527 8 років тому +1

      ^ yes, you can say that

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 6 років тому +2

      Sample Obtained

  • @Aethryx
    @Aethryx 2 роки тому +14

    Imagine they remade this in VR today, and included an easter egg referencing Joe's "get your fucking hand off that" rant
    Or a joke difficulty that recreates the Kinect problems

    • @tazdivil6527
      @tazdivil6527 Рік тому

      Yeah that would be a pretty funny self burn

  • @AlexSDU
    @AlexSDU 9 років тому +78

    Buttons! Buttons are your best friends. Kinnect is EVIL!
    That's why I love PC, coz it got 100+ buttons, on a device known as keyboard.

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 9 років тому +23

      Whats this mythical thing you call a keyboard?

    • @Chriskeaten
      @Chriskeaten 9 років тому +10

      anime fanboy101 the thing you typed on to make that message

    • @GINsmalldoodle
      @GINsmalldoodle 9 років тому +4

      Actually he/she most likely used their phone lcd screen.

    • @BrickBuster2552
      @BrickBuster2552 9 років тому

      You just said Steel Battalion would be superior on PC because you wouldn't be using the defining feature of Steel Battalion... That's like saying GTA V is superior on PC because you can mod it to have completely linear missions and no freemode.

    • @Chriskeaten
      @Chriskeaten 9 років тому

      GINsmalldoodle Still uses a keyboard

  • @purgejmi
    @purgejmi 4 роки тому +22

    This would be such a good game if it came out again for VR or just normal gaming.

  • @katywiggins581
    @katywiggins581 10 років тому +53

    Why don't they make kinect sensors you could strap to like your shoulders, elbows, and wrists. Better yet like a belt thing, which kinect seems to have trouble with. Why are kinect games such ass. We have the technology for this to not be ass. Yet it is. Again. And again. And again.

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 10 років тому +7

      The Kinect would benefit greatly from sensors the gamer wears for more accurate readings. Look at Nintendo and Sony. The Wii and Wii U use an infrared sensor bar but also uses an infrared emitter on both the Wii Remotes and the Wii U GamePad. The PlayStation Move uses the PlayStation Eye Camera and a light up ball at the end of the Move controller. Kinect only uses cameras and many detection sensors and software but it barely can read anything. Kinect 2.0 is much better but has the same problems, unable to correctly read anything. The Kinect should have come bundled with sensors the gamer wears. It would have made the Kinect purely awesome and immersion.

    • @BloodHellDragon
      @BloodHellDragon 10 років тому +6

      They should just stop making Kinect games all together. Let's face it. The creators, Microsoft if I'm not mistaken, screwed up with this console.

    • @RelithTheSS
      @RelithTheSS 10 років тому

      that would be to smart

    • @Tharoxxx
      @Tharoxxx 10 років тому +5

      Microsoft, please hire this woman.

    • @BloodHellDragon
      @BloodHellDragon 10 років тому

      Tharoxxx She would need skill in creating software. Unless you mean giving ideas, then I agree.

  • @coletrain5564
    @coletrain5564 8 років тому +155

    anyone feel like that it might have been better with a keyboard and mouse

    • @arcane9860
      @arcane9860 8 років тому +11

      cole train everything else is better than kinnect

    • @coletrain5564
      @coletrain5564 8 років тому

      Arcane i'm aware I just mean if anyone would think that this game would indeed be a good game with normal good controls

    • @waffleplayer0393
      @waffleplayer0393 8 років тому

      cole train hey isaac

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 8 років тому +3

      cole train hi isaac

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 8 років тому +1

      Yeah, since the game relies so much on player gestures, the first thing the developers should have asked themselves is, "can the Kinect handle this?" before they wrote a single line of code. If the answer is "no" they should have developed for a different platform or interface.

  • @BlueM0bius
    @BlueM0bius 4 роки тому +14

    7:08 - 8:03 my favorite part. You can just feel his sheer rage

  • @thegrayone5666
    @thegrayone5666 8 років тому +18

    This, makes me sad. So many good concepts, just...Destroyed by bad controls. I mean hell, especailly with the crew. If I had the money, i wouldnt be opposed to getting this game, a 360 and connect to at least...Try to fight with it to make it work. Just for the crew interactions. That's...depressing. Such a good concept gone. We never see anything like this anymore, and if only it was done better. It may have been at least...Seen more.

  • @TheNobody-ru5xg
    @TheNobody-ru5xg 8 років тому +22

    This game sounds like it would be great if they never used the Kinect.

  • @KristenM1030
    @KristenM1030 8 років тому +43

    Ummmm, what is it you're up there doing in the top left-hand (or should I say right-hand ;)) corner starting at 14:33, huh Joe? Lol

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 років тому +2

      lol

    • @romanbellic7129
      @romanbellic7129 8 років тому

      getting frustrated with the controller

    • @KristenM1030
      @KristenM1030 8 років тому

      ***** Lol, yes, I'm aware, it just so happened to VERY much look like something else, so I was just making a joke...

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola 8 років тому +8

      LOOOOOOL! Nice catch Kristen. Looks like he is tuging the salamy :).

    • @KristenM1030
      @KristenM1030 8 років тому +5

      D1RTY MART1N1 Dude, it's a joke. Chill out troll...

  • @stardusttodorki2679
    @stardusttodorki2679 6 років тому +11

    Angry Joe the most brutally honest UA-cam person ever

  • @AlexLee-dc2vb
    @AlexLee-dc2vb 2 роки тому +10

    Remaking this in VR would be a masterpiece

  • @willffre
    @willffre 8 років тому +24

    XD LOLOLOLOLL
    ''GIVE US THE SIGNAL WHEN YOU SEE THEM''
    JOE: '' WTF IS THE SIGNAL?''
    7:10

  • @AuroraAustralis_
    @AuroraAustralis_ 4 роки тому +14

    We NEED a Steel Battalion game for VR. It'd work perfectly

    • @mikalnortuchiha1094
      @mikalnortuchiha1094 2 роки тому

      Well you’re not wrong there. At this point, you’re better off playing that game in VR than anything else.
      I’ve always loved VR, it makes you feel like you’re literally in the game, especially when you get the necessary VR accessories like index controllers, haptic suit, you name it!

  • @Brown195
    @Brown195 11 років тому +26

    If they had released this for PC I would go out to the shop, pick up the box and throw all my money on the counter.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 11 років тому +6

      Sounds so easy, Capcom does re-releases of games, why not this game on Steam with some extras.

    • @Brown195
      @Brown195 11 років тому +3

      Yeah. Instead of Kinect you can use the mouse to control the buttons and stuff.

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros 11 років тому +8

      fooeytheduck
      and hopefully longer missions too

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 11 років тому +4

      Lord Zephyros And hopefully it wouldn't be completely f**king broken.

    • @joetheplummer0706
      @joetheplummer0706 10 років тому +2

      Or even better, partner up with the boys that made the Hawken controller, so you can actually have a wonderful experience!

  • @NexusARC
    @NexusARC 10 років тому +18

    Steel Battalion Classic with occulas rift....I think my mind exploded!

  • @mcglynn20
    @mcglynn20 10 років тому +15

    I really wish they'd make this for PC. I mean, control the hand with the mouse, the mech with the WASD or arrow keys, etc. It had so much promise.

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 10 років тому +8

      Or maybe just bind stuff to the keys, since the keyboard has a ton o keys...
      "but it becomes hard to do anything with 30 bind buttons :C"
      IT*S A STEEL BATALION; DEAL WITH IT OR GO HOME
      also just slap red tape or glue paper markings with writing or symbols to differentiate the keys and shortcuts.
      That is how i play Steel batalion's xbox verion with my PC :D

    • @mcglynn20
      @mcglynn20 10 років тому

      Warhamer116 I've expanded on my idea a little too. I'd stick with the WASD keys to move the mech, of course, but I'm also thinking maybe you could use the Q and E keys to look left and right within your cabin, scroll up and down to lean forwards to and away from the glass window and to use your periscope, etc. Also, if anyone has a suggestion, I'm thinking of setting up a proper petition for PC port or an entirely new game for the PC, so feel free to add them to my comment thing.

  • @MarcusArtorius
    @MarcusArtorius 6 років тому +5

    As a Steel Battalion: Line of Contact veteran VT pilot, I really enjoyed this video. The day they shut down the LOC servers was a sad day. It was such a good community and such a great game. I remember how excited I was when a new Steel Battalion was announced...then it turned out this was it. Hopes brought up and torn down immediately.
    Steel Battalion was totally worth the $150 buy in cost. No other game is immersive. No other game feels so realistic. I pity anyone who never had a chance to play it.
    Thanks again for the video. Got me feeling nostalgic and angry at the same time.

  • @JimBobJoeB0b
    @JimBobJoeB0b 6 років тому +13

    "Play a real Mech game, like the upcoming MechWarrior Online, or Hawken!"
    Yeaaahh, about thaaat.....

  • @jenzu4229
    @jenzu4229 5 років тому +12

    now there is VR they can definitely make this game better

  • @gunmunz
    @gunmunz 9 років тому +10

    Mechanics wise this would make for a great mech or even a tank game what with the progressive damage and crewmate interaction...too bad this got saddled with the kinect

  • @willianmendes524
    @willianmendes524 8 років тому +6

    "Steel Battalion: Get Your Fucking Hands Off That." LMAO

  • @elasdickband027
    @elasdickband027 10 років тому +16

    With the whole ps4 touchpad and PC's having a large number of keys this game or subsequent sequels could be really amazing. The potential is there: The crew member dying mechanic, the epic battles etc. It's a good game on a crappy console and next gen could really make it look and play amazing.

    • @C_hoffmanni
      @C_hoffmanni 10 років тому +1

      The crew mechanic reminds me of Xcom. You will be missed my soldiers. ):

    • @elasdickband027
      @elasdickband027 10 років тому +3

      R.I.P in peace

    • @MonoVirtuoso
      @MonoVirtuoso 10 років тому

      Rest in peace in peace?

    • @elasdickband027
      @elasdickband027 10 років тому +1

      It's a streamer thing at the the moment. You pronounce R.I.P as rip and say in peace afterwards.

  • @marekvrbka
    @marekvrbka 11 років тому +31

    Kinect 2.0 didn´t improve much, just more limb tracking and slightly shorter latency, still useless

    • @Blazikenpwnsyou
      @Blazikenpwnsyou 10 років тому +6

      Yeah. They should have dropped the Kinect and just let us play with our controllers.

    • @MocnyBrowarek
      @MocnyBrowarek 10 років тому +4

      Funny thing... my good old Eyetoy for the PS2 still works, and games for it works as well, some of them are even fun!
      Developers should know the limits of the kinect or whatever they develop for. Kinect was clearly not designer for such games.

    • @Blazikenpwnsyou
      @Blazikenpwnsyou 10 років тому +4

      You made your point. At least it functions better than the Xbox Diskinect.

    • @kira-dk2mx
      @kira-dk2mx 10 років тому

      Blazikenpwnsyou Diskinect, good one.

  • @adamsagehorn3520
    @adamsagehorn3520 10 років тому +27

    Let it be known across the land that Angry Joe could tell the future and saw what xbox was to do with the connect in their new console. Hence forth AJ should be our profit, the holy one, whose wisdom all who program must seek out.

  • @Dinjur
    @Dinjur 9 років тому +31

    Such wasted potential!

    • @Dinjur
      @Dinjur 9 років тому +7

      Respect to the devs for sincerely trying.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 5 років тому

      Man, this game has been lambasted Capcom, From Software and Steel Battalion franchise by only one peripheral

  • @AJARyan-yn2uv
    @AJARyan-yn2uv 9 років тому +8

    Not gonna lie. I laughed really hard at the suicide clip he put up. I may be a morbid bastard but the way he jumped out of the building was hilarious.

  • @KingOmega123
    @KingOmega123 11 років тому +36

    Maybe this game could get a rerelease on other platforms and control better than here

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 11 років тому +7

      From what it looks like the game would even work better on a 3DS.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 11 років тому

      *****
      Actually, Nintendo finally got the motion control to work, after 5 years of experimenting.

    • @RattKanVids
      @RattKanVids 11 років тому +3

      You know if they had used only the controller instead of the kinect it wouldnt have the 40 buttons like the original but im sure it would at least be playable

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 11 років тому +2

      RattKanVids
      They could have made an additional controller with 40 buttons that plugs into the secound port. Something like that should not cost more than 10€

    • @RattKanVids
      @RattKanVids 11 років тому +1

      Schwarzer Ritter Yeah an attachment like the chatpad would work

  • @LodoKreshno
    @LodoKreshno 4 роки тому +12

    this was ahead of its time imagine it with VR

    • @l-shadow1775
      @l-shadow1775 4 роки тому +1

      Yes it would be better in vr

  • @shiro5811
    @shiro5811 5 років тому +5

    Subscriber from the future here. Lol imagine what kinda stuff those "gaming journalists / critics" would come up with with this kinda story background setting in 2019 haha!

  • @c.w.simpsonproductions1230
    @c.w.simpsonproductions1230 5 років тому +4

    The one reason I miss the Kinect? No more savage Angry Joe reviews.

  • @Rainbowhawk1993
    @Rainbowhawk1993 9 років тому +3

    I will admit, when the chick died from the Kinect letting her not get helped, I was at a loss of words.
    War... War never changes.
    But in seriousness I knew that Kinect would fail when I saw previews of it at my step uncle's office who works at Microsoft because of no point of origin like the Wii had. If this was rebooted for PC, I would have gotten into it. Aw well I guess I'll have to watch a game movie of this some time.

  • @pauldexter6109
    @pauldexter6109 3 роки тому +7

    Just a reminder to anyone watching this that this developer also made Dark Souls and Armored Core

  • @curtisfriley8853
    @curtisfriley8853 2 місяці тому

    9:45. Know I am years late but is there any game where you are soldiers fighting mechs on foot like this?

  • @MasturbatingLettuce
    @MasturbatingLettuce 10 років тому +8

    It's a shame really....
    This game would've been so much better if it was on PC or Wii U in my opinion.

    • @linxuis
      @linxuis 10 років тому +5

      basically anything but the kinect

  • @pastelsunset
    @pastelsunset 8 років тому +6

    this should've been a VR game for the HTC Vive
    Better controls, better immersion, better pretty much everything

  • @TIMxisxHERE
    @TIMxisxHERE 10 років тому +10

    This game should be on PC in the first place, that would make it a lot more epic, or have Kinect do what it's supposed to do.

    • @pabloolivares6662
      @pabloolivares6662 10 років тому

      That's actually a good I idea.

    • @TheGamefreak346
      @TheGamefreak346 10 років тому +1

      Yea! With the increased amount of buttons and the better graphics capabilities of most $500+ PCs this game would look even better and would have MUCH better controls then the kinect will ever be able to offer (within most of our life times).

    • @thesuperpierre59
      @thesuperpierre59 10 років тому +5

      this game would have been a beast whit oculus and keyboard controls

    • @TheGamefreak346
      @TheGamefreak346 10 років тому +1

      thesuperpierre59 Hell yea!

  • @skrrskrr
    @skrrskrr 2 роки тому +1

    I think it would have been interesting if they had the massive Steel Battalion controller, but when something happens in your cockpit, and you have to do something your character wouldn't be able to do with their buttons or levers or basically anything that isn't attached to the mech, you have to go for your normal controller to do it.

  • @MassProMachinima
    @MassProMachinima 10 років тому +8

    Am I the only one who noticed the Winter Soldier playing the Original Steel Battalion?

  • @jamessalvatore7054
    @jamessalvatore7054 8 років тому +25

    Someone should optimize this game for the old Steel Battalion Keyboard or just a normal one somehow.
    Its too bad a good game is left unplayable due to some shitty software that's even had itself cancelled.

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 5 років тому +3

    Ah yes, remember the Kinetic everyone? Remember how much of a awesome piece of tech it was? No? Yeah me too.

  • @Apron_55
    @Apron_55 9 років тому +2

    this video is 3 years ago and theres still a lot of activity? wow joe is a legend!

  • @solar464
    @solar464 11 років тому +7

    "play a real mech game" he says, yet no mention of armored core?

    • @Keo1125
      @Keo1125 11 років тому +1

      Thats cause, he is a fan of From's other mech game "Chromehounds"

  • @TheAzRage
    @TheAzRage 5 років тому +9

    This needs to be done in VR

  • @SonicGold34
    @SonicGold34 11 років тому +11

    this game had so much potential, why did they fuck it up?????

    • @isaacargesmith8217
      @isaacargesmith8217 11 років тому +3

      Haven't you seen Capcom's reputation as of recently? It is rumored that not even talent can shine in the Black Hole known as Capcom when money is involved.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 11 років тому

      Isaac Argesmith Actually most of their original talent (Keiji Inafune, Creator of Megaman, Clover Studios a.k.a. Platinum games, and others) have left for developer vs. Publisher disputes, constant sequals and releases, and other issues. And most of their flagship games are being outsourced by questionably sub-par developers like DmC for Ninja Theory, Lost Planet 3 for Spark Unlimited, and maybe others. If their new talent can get Capcom back on its feet, and its declined fanbase returns, then Capcom can survive another year or two.

  • @michaeljulian2314
    @michaeljulian2314 8 років тому

    At 6:30 you ask why their is a short time to complete the missions, well have you played the missions with system linked or xbox live?

  • @basscheeks8545
    @basscheeks8545 10 років тому +11

    I. Want. To. Use. That. Huge. Badass. Retro. Controller!

    • @ElessarZure
      @ElessarZure 10 років тому

      I have 3 HOTAS(Saitek X52, X55, TM Warthog) and two rudder pedal sets. Fuck the Xbox controller scheme bullshit.

    • @basscheeks8545
      @basscheeks8545 10 років тому +1

      Elessar Zure dude... pc master race.

    • @Zhelor
      @Zhelor 10 років тому

      Elessar Zure I only have the Saitek X52 :l

    • @ElessarZure
      @ElessarZure 10 років тому

      .

  • @mightypsychobat9144
    @mightypsychobat9144 11 років тому +13

    Holy shit! so many great elements.. man.. what a shame.

  • @peterbishop4867
    @peterbishop4867 9 років тому +3

    2:10 Requires a fuck ton of patience, never noticed that lol

  • @crimsonslayer6641
    @crimsonslayer6641 4 роки тому +2

    0:26 when your group members in a school project screw up a poster that you have to present in front of the class

  • @gyga100
    @gyga100 5 років тому +6

    anyone else think that this premise could work better in VR with better motion controls?

  • @NitsuaGamer
    @NitsuaGamer 9 років тому +16

    Requires a fuck ton of patience!

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 8 років тому +9

      Brought to you by Cashwhores.
      PEGI F**K YOU

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 5 років тому +3

    You know I never knew why Microsoft thought that the Kinect was an good idea

  • @bwer123gt
    @bwer123gt 9 років тому +2

    with VR systems nowadays. I'd like to see this series to have a comeback.

  • @evilV1llain
    @evilV1llain 11 років тому +10

    A perfect example of an awesome concept executed poorly.

  • @vagrant2863
    @vagrant2863 10 років тому +4

    Someone should make a petition to get this game on pc and iron out kinect and it other problems in its entirety. This game could have been good and a mouse would be so much easier to control than the bs that is kinect.

  • @bmbpdk
    @bmbpdk 6 років тому +6

    The reason why kinect failed: no porn games and no coop with pornhub

  • @JoeySocko
    @JoeySocko 2 роки тому +1

    what was that movie at 6:39 ?

  • @rozaya8476
    @rozaya8476 9 років тому +4

    "I'm done. I'm done with your shiiiiiit." Xdddd. Laughed so hard.

  • @thurix5515
    @thurix5515 8 років тому +6

    Even sony's ps2 eye toy was better functional than the kinect my god

  • @sirilluminarthevaliant2895
    @sirilluminarthevaliant2895 8 років тому +17

    Hey. Joe. Remember the PlayStation eye on ps2. Kinect is actualy worse than that

    • @tylerkluttz3688
      @tylerkluttz3688 8 років тому

      I barely remember that.

    • @Outlaw8908
      @Outlaw8908 8 років тому +1

      Blake Evans Shit I barely remember that thing..

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 8 років тому +5

      hahahaha that damn eye toy actually worked better, i played on one not long ago and had functional fun haha

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 8 років тому +2

      Haven't heard of that goddamn thing in years.

    • @weberman173
      @weberman173 4 роки тому

      3 years late but... no the Playstation eye did not work better, it did work differently on a technical level, the kinect, as flawed as it is, differentiated movement and TRIES to track your body, the Eye toy just tracked general movement, regardless of what it was, l

  • @user-hb4df7ox3k
    @user-hb4df7ox3k 3 роки тому +2

    I really wish the developers to remake this game now for VR this could actually work