Umbrella Corps Angry Review

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @fateofdestiny1474
    @fateofdestiny1474 8 років тому +5337

    Godzilla is approaching the generator, which is losing power because the sample was obtained by a man, not a god, who started to fly off to the right and explode.

    • @dio3027
      @dio3027 8 років тому +108

      Man of Illusions Yes, Yes!

    • @DRH-yh9wm
      @DRH-yh9wm 7 років тому +238

      ...And I don't know what is happen, the smoke, the guns, the whole world is explode. So we just running, running very fast.
      (Should be tagged onto this comment)

    • @PikminAnd
      @PikminAnd 7 років тому +148

      All of that done in only four hours.
      FFFOOOUUURRR HHHOOOUUURRRSSS

    • @JotaroPowered
      @JotaroPowered 7 років тому +10

      Man of Illusions Best Epic Comment

    • @diehardmanhuntfan524
      @diehardmanhuntfan524 7 років тому +100

      Man of Illusions He's a man, not a god who is approaching the generator which is losing power because the sample has been obtained, he then flies off to the right and explodes because he don't know what is happen.

  • @antoniooyarzun2622
    @antoniooyarzun2622 8 років тому +857

    2013: Fly off to the rigth and explode!!!
    2014: He's a man, not a god. Come on comerades
    2015: Godzilla is aproaching the generator, the generator is losing power
    2016: Sample obtained

    • @amatsu5781
      @amatsu5781 8 років тому

      which games were 2013 and 2014

    • @EternalSharanga
      @EternalSharanga 8 років тому +7

      +Joshua Centeno Ride to Hell and Rambo.

    • @amatsu5781
      @amatsu5781 8 років тому

      Superior Ascension oh thanks

    • @windhamslegs7084
      @windhamslegs7084 8 років тому +23

      Underrated comment.

    • @HeliosKafar
      @HeliosKafar 8 років тому +4

      Isn't it actually "Come on comerades he's a man not a god"?

  • @mikeymod3665
    @mikeymod3665 8 років тому +1992

    I can't tell which is more sad; the fact that Capcom sold this game or that there are players in the multiplayer who have reached ranks 50 and above.

    • @Reacher6969
      @Reacher6969 8 років тому +249

      By far the fact that people have spent time on this game to reach rank 50 and above in the multiplayer is more sad. Capcom selling this game is a disgrace, but to spend that amount of time on such a piece-of-shit game is sad beyond comprehension.

    • @lozkel
      @lozkel 8 років тому +126

      +Mikey Mod one answer: hacks it's the ONLY way

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 7 років тому +47

      Frostdog DUBSTEP Must be. I don't think there are enough people actually playing this POS to be able level up at all lol

    • @lozkel
      @lozkel 7 років тому +7

      Lucaz99 yeah they probably put A.I in there to make up for actual players

    • @AliBazz
      @AliBazz 7 років тому +2

      this game is fun if it was fraa

  • @mikeluna2026
    @mikeluna2026 5 років тому +617

    As an Indie Dev, the idea I get from watching this is that someone at Capcom had the great idea to release a project proposal as a retail game... The trailer video at the end specially makes me think that. Basically, it feels like some devs made the project as a Vertical slice, or game concept, to show to a publisher, which is something you usually do to convince a publisher (or a higher up) to get funds to make the rest of the game. I can just imagine the guy in charge just saying, "whatever, it's good enough as it is, let's just publish it." and the devs going "...wait, what?"...

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 4 роки тому +90

      That actually makes too much sense

    • @memebuster3126
      @memebuster3126 4 роки тому +42

      This is probably what happened, but a part of me thinks that this is the completed product....

    • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
      @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 3 роки тому +25

      Was it the MADE WITH UNITY screen that gave it away that it wasn't gonna be a great project?

    • @stagger9660
      @stagger9660 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah. Like they thought the proof of concept was the complete game

  • @revenantofblood627
    @revenantofblood627 8 років тому +1824

    If a person holds a pistol like that and fires that's a good way of never hearing from that ear again

    • @legendoflink5882
      @legendoflink5882 8 років тому +164

      One way ticket to Earape City, only one shot away!

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 8 років тому +5

      Lol yep

    • @BigBoi653
      @BigBoi653 8 років тому +7

      Frank West FTW

    • @Ducaso
      @Ducaso 7 років тому +52

      It's obviously a cry for help! Poor guy :(

    • @ConnorNotyerbidness
      @ConnorNotyerbidness 7 років тому +42

      Metallica Fox obviously never been next to a gun thats firing. That close to your ear the earmuffs will do little. At some shooting ranges, your ears will start ringing if you step outa the car without protection on.

  • @lukeburdon2930
    @lukeburdon2930 7 років тому +655

    Tbh you do the same mission again and again because your character has blown his ear drums after firing guns next to his ears and you can't hear your commander calling you an idiot

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 5 років тому +62

      that....actually makes sense

    • @sabbathb6548
      @sabbathb6548 4 роки тому +28

      I got to collect these samples! This is taking forever, but I got to complete the mission.
      Commander: Abraham! You’re done already pull out!

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 8 років тому +5623

    Godzilla is approaching the generator. He's a man, not a god. Sample obtained. Godzilla is approaching the man, not a sample. He's a generator, not a sample obtained. Generator obtained. Sample is approaching the man, not a Godzilla.
    *T H E R E I T I S*

  • @directentertainmentaplacef8630
    @directentertainmentaplacef8630 7 років тому +472

    I feel the guy holds the pistol like that to escape the repeated noises and his own "sample obtained" dialogue... what little there is.

    • @Tom--pf8ub
      @Tom--pf8ub 5 років тому +17

      Actually i have deciphered the mistery of the gun. His left forearm has a faceshield of sorts, and his right hand is beside that "shield". i guess he uses that firing tactic to avoid getting hit by zombies? stupid regardless

    • @stygian5309
      @stygian5309 5 років тому +19

      @@Tom--pf8ub Lmao. There is no point in that tiny shield to cover his face when zombies bite and his entire body is exposed … the dude already has a helmet on anyway, and zombies don't shoot guns. This game is just plain stupid and the concept of that face shield is just a waste of resource and pointless. xD

    • @Tom--pf8ub
      @Tom--pf8ub 5 років тому +14

      @@stygian5309 Exactly. At LEAST make the dude maskless so it makes sense he'd need to cover his face from fluids!

  • @bosswavegaming8536
    @bosswavegaming8536 7 років тому +2182

    id rather buy this video than the game

    • @nickabbott319
      @nickabbott319 6 років тому +64

      Bosswave Gaming that’s gonna be UA-cam in about 10 years anyways,you just predicted the future.
      12/5/18

    • @etherious5957
      @etherious5957 6 років тому +4

      Soul Glo I don’t think that’s true

    • @BoeJiden500
      @BoeJiden500 6 років тому +2

      👍🏾

    • @nickabbott319
      @nickabbott319 6 років тому

      EtheriousKami lol

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 років тому +2

      @@nickabbott319 oh fuck!!!

  • @thepikagamer
    @thepikagamer 8 років тому +2735

    I don't know about you guys, but the Angry Reviews I like the most are the ones from bad games. They are the most funny to watch! Just seeing Joe rage like this is beautiful and entertaining!
    But hey, this is only an honest man's opinion.

    • @thepikagamer
      @thepikagamer 8 років тому +16

      You can't edit your own comments on the phone? Fucking stupid man...

    • @noeantoniosierraortega5923
      @noeantoniosierraortega5923 8 років тому +10

      +Kaiser indeed

    • @THE_BIGGEST_HATER
      @THE_BIGGEST_HATER 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @Blinkster93
      @Blinkster93 8 років тому +46

      Of course! Thats what I love about angrey joe. Shity games for us to skip soo that we dont suffer the same fate XD "cough" "cough" ride to hell

    • @morsalo123
      @morsalo123 8 років тому +11

      Hence the name Angry Joe :)

  • @leeragdoll3458
    @leeragdoll3458 7 років тому +652

    If we start forcing prisoners to play these games non stop, maybe we can solve a lot of problems

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 років тому +53

      Can go two ways, either enraged them into psychos or they will regret everything they ever done and will never dare to hurt a fly anymore

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 5 років тому +2

      Lee Ragdoll or a mental asylum

    • @ronipletikosa
      @ronipletikosa 5 років тому +6

      but what about the steam reviewers that recommend the game?we could just put the old school stlye, make them watch a nyan cat gif for 61 hours STRAIGHT

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 5 років тому +12

      I'm pretty sure people have been saying stuff like this for years. But you know what, let's expand on that idea.
      First off..... Oh God I almost threw up from even thinking about this shit....
      First off, you take every movie from the search for the worst from IHE (I hate Everything for those who don't know), and you have them playing nonstop on every television in each prison around the country. Then if a prisoner acts up or breaks a prison rule or something else, the guards sit them in a chair and force them to play a horrible game that Angry Joe reviewed. And for each infraction that's another game and an additional hour they have to play. And if they reach a total of 10 infractions within the timeframe of a month they are put in solitary confinement for two weeks and for a looping period 22 and a half hours being forced to watch the not DreamWorks and Not Disney collections for IHE and then they have to beat 5 of the WORST GAMES IMAGINABLE that AVGN(Angry Video Game Need) has played. But I'm not done yet. While they are forced to do all this, you put headsets on them so they have to listen to the sounds of squeakers from MW2 lobbies. And if they still resist, now they have to listen to the soundtrack of CRAZYBUS for a looping 10hrs.
      Jesus..... With this level of torture I just conjured up, I should probably send in my application for the CIA as an interrogation specialist.
      Fucking hell, I think some of what I described goes over the line of Cruel and Unusual Punishment. But if we do all that then bright side is, well I'm like 90 percent sure no one will be inclined to ever break a law as long as they live.
      And I say 90 percent because I estimate that around 10 percent of the population is either crazy, stupid, or just think they are tough enough to survive that shit I just described and come out unscathed.

    • @Valleyraven007
      @Valleyraven007 5 років тому +5

      That would be cruel and unusual punishment

  • @johnnyzero8853
    @johnnyzero8853 5 років тому +1639

    Thank god for Resident Evil 7 and Resident Evil 2 Remake.

    • @Vegeta68041
      @Vegeta68041 5 років тому +38

      Erm RE7s first half was great and the second half sucked really bad. RE2Remake had less enemies and around the same amount of content as a game made 21 years ago. Why do people suck off those titles so hard?

    • @Vegeta68041
      @Vegeta68041 5 років тому +25

      Oh yeah because titles like this just make you expect NOTHING from capcom and when you get anything decent it looks like pure fucking gold. Imagine RE1 remake in 2002 not having crimson heads, lisa trevor, or any of the cool new shit they added just changing it to 3rd person shooter, adding a couple new areas and bit of a twist to the story. Then it would of sucked and people would of hated the game but now in 2019 our expectations are soooo fucking low.

    • @Cund
      @Cund 5 років тому +196

      Wild edge lord spotted.

    • @phuct4980
      @phuct4980 5 років тому +40

      Wrist Is Frogs edge lord why they just give us a good game and a remake that even better.

    • @Vegeta68041
      @Vegeta68041 5 років тому +8

      @@Cund Oops sorry I gave a well detailed description on why RE2remake isn't that great of a game. You mad?

  • @suokkis
    @suokkis 7 років тому +521

    Level 1 : collect samples
    Level 2 : collect samples
    Level 3: collect samples
    Level 8: COLLECT SAMPLES
    Level 17: COOOOLLEECT SAAAMPLEEEEES!!!
    i dont know what is happen, the whole world is explode!

    • @carbonbasedlifeform6693
      @carbonbasedlifeform6693 7 років тому +11

      Don Haka LEVEL 20:Godzilla Is Attacking The Generator

    • @Sheamuscz
      @Sheamuscz 6 років тому +11

      Level 26: He's Joe, not a man!

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 6 років тому +1

      Even Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker has more objectives, as well as around triple the amount of levels, and gameplay that actually makes sense with the game.
      In short, when it comes to making a spin-off, Capcom can learn a thing or two from Nintendo.

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 6 років тому +1

      Hey Don, wanna go collect samples?

    • @rancor2004
      @rancor2004 6 років тому

      Don Haka a

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 7 років тому +1342

    Hey...
    There it is. Sample obtained.

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix 4 роки тому +261

    I had the code for this game from Humble Bundle and I didn't know it was a bad game, and I gave it to someone that was doing a Hurricane Relief stream. It is my greatest regret that I unleashed this game upon an innocent soul.

    • @maiseree1511
      @maiseree1511 4 роки тому +55

      At least you spared your own life.

  • @Berserk2099
    @Berserk2099 2 роки тому +61

    The bird puppet part always puts a smile on my face when I’m down

  • @heroofkvatch5878
    @heroofkvatch5878 8 років тому +1009

    Loving these reviews. Calling out developers for their shitty, half-baked games. Now that's what Angry Joe is really about!

    • @agentnebraska4515
      @agentnebraska4515 8 років тому +25

      HeroOfKvatch stop you've violated the law pay your fine or do your time your choice....lol

    • @heroofkvatch5878
      @heroofkvatch5878 8 років тому +30

      Imperial criminal scum like me give the Empire a bad name, you see.

    • @Mari-1031
      @Mari-1031 7 років тому +5

      AND calling out dumb reviewers that can't properly review a game and it's obviously good or bad.

    • @wozhendeaa
      @wozhendeaa 7 років тому +12

      Bad games are usually a result if bad management, developers aren’t to be blamed 9 our of ten times

  • @bryanhernandez2364
    @bryanhernandez2364 7 років тому +1761

    Who else comes by every now and then to laugh at the birds part?

    • @rich20010
      @rich20010 6 років тому +45

      Still watching it to this day lol 12/2018

    • @nightfire43
      @nightfire43 5 років тому +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 still watching it in 2019🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @cookingsauce8274
      @cookingsauce8274 5 років тому +27

      Lmao the bird puppet part fucking gets me laughing hard.

    • @nightfire43
      @nightfire43 5 років тому +22

      @@cookingsauce8274 FUCKING!!! BIRDS IN THIS GOD DAME GAME!!!!!!

    • @Darkhound1116
      @Darkhound1116 5 років тому +28

      @@MrBillyidolfan Oh get the fk out! everybody knows you don't just watch Angry Joe reviewing shitty games just so you can make a purchase decision, there is no way in hell that this video would have 3 Million+ views, if that was the case. Everybody watches it for having a good time and see Joe ripping apart a shitty game and then shoving it back up the developers ass....and that is why me and rest of the people come here from time to time.

  • @CNRhKXtreme
    @CNRhKXtreme 8 років тому +265

    Wow, I wasn't looking at the screen when he said "I hate him and his stupid nose" and assumed he was just saying that for effect. That's ACTUALLY in the game?

    • @huhuhuhuh-t2q
      @huhuhuhuh-t2q 7 років тому +15

      Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo yep

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 6 років тому +9

      Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo Why do you think his name is Honker?

  • @thecommentsguy7871
    @thecommentsguy7871 5 років тому +416

    Survivors: *trying to survive the zombies*
    Umbrella Soldiers: *COLLECT SAMPLES*
    Zombies: *TRYING TO SURVIVE THE SOLDIERS*

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 років тому +47

      Players: TRYING TO SAVE THEIR SANITY

    • @Krcun774
      @Krcun774 3 роки тому +22

      Generators: TRYING TO SAVE THEMSELFS

  • @ytlittlepur7276
    @ytlittlepur7276 7 років тому +459

    Seeing this makes my Mind go off to the right and explode

    • @justzack641
      @justzack641 5 років тому +16

      Man I was drinking when I read your comment and now my shirt's soaked

  • @AlexJ0203
    @AlexJ0203 8 років тому +313

    Bet the Developers are like, "at least it's better than nothing."

    • @jarix1670
      @jarix1670 8 років тому +66

      Nothing would have been so much better than this.

    • @rectaalborween8471
      @rectaalborween8471 8 років тому +4

      If it was nothing then there wouldnt be time wasted.But thou time has been wasted upon thy lives of many...

    • @charlesbanks498
      @charlesbanks498 8 років тому +2

      Sweet sweet nothing.

    • @shpladau
      @shpladau 8 років тому

      Lol Inafune apparently never said that.

    • @Linkman247
      @Linkman247 8 років тому +6

      "Cry like an anime fan on prom night."

  • @SaltyBoy25
    @SaltyBoy25 7 років тому +778

    Godzilla is approaching the samples.

  • @Horrorman95
    @Horrorman95 5 років тому +182

    16:53 to 17:03 funny as hell Joe just freaking out about the birds

    • @Ariadni_Heart
      @Ariadni_Heart 4 роки тому +15

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @BaconSenpai
      @BaconSenpai 3 роки тому +27

      Precisely why I fucking love this guy. No fake bullshit reactions like a vast majority of youtubers. Moments like when his games crash etc kill me.

  • @cokeMONSTERps3
    @cokeMONSTERps3 8 років тому +391

    He's a man, not a Godzilla is appraoching the sample obtained. :^(

    • @kharnthecuddly3483
      @kharnthecuddly3483 8 років тому +52

      While riding to hell on one of those free-boards and getting his mind hacked

    • @Fatalis690
      @Fatalis690 8 років тому +4

      +The Llama King not to mention charging his ki like he's taking a shit.

    • @marcyong9736
      @marcyong9736 8 років тому +21

      No!!! Charging his Ki like he's dropping a DOOKIE!! Only to have him FLY OFF INTO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE!!

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 8 років тому +2

      excellent

    • @FR2T
      @FR2T 8 років тому

      Epic

  • @Jehtblu
    @Jehtblu 4 роки тому +82

    Cracks me the fuck up when he asks Oj if he wrote part of the dialog. Oj's denial is hilarious. 7:23

    • @mydemon
      @mydemon 3 роки тому +5

      Best part of the video :)

  • @texd.g.682
    @texd.g.682 8 років тому +592

    18:43 expected "3 HOURS?!?!?!???" slomo...was disappointed :/

    • @maxinator317
      @maxinator317 8 років тому +79

      expected review score pop up was dissapointing

    • @Berried_Alive
      @Berried_Alive 8 років тому

      Same

    • @patrickcampbell45
      @patrickcampbell45 8 років тому

      true

    • @dansemannse1
      @dansemannse1 8 років тому +2

      U Guys should totally review some Porn :) I bet Delrith has a lot more comment then to add to the Discussion

    • @MuthaFuckaJones.
      @MuthaFuckaJones. 8 років тому +1

      Not gonna lie, I did the slomo expecting him to say it and was just like “oh...." when he didn't

  • @pear-head
    @pear-head Рік тому +29

    I was gonna buy this game at a Gamestop back in the day, but the dude wouldn't sell it to me. He told me to get another game. A true homie

  • @matthewwiseman1016
    @matthewwiseman1016 5 років тому +237

    Came back to explain why Abe holds his gun like that...
    It is a CQC technique used for room clearing, and clearing blind corners. bringing your weapon close to your body protects you from being disarmed or someone grabbing your weapon.
    In this game, however, it’s dumb

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 4 роки тому +60

      Yeah isn't it they usually hold the gun closer to their chest? I know its not near the ears ffs

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 4 роки тому +4

      I found out about Angry Joe through Channel Awesome

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 4 роки тому +15

      @King Greed Dude, no zombie would disarm you just to use your own gun against you in a CQC situation.

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 3 роки тому +10

      Even with that explanation it still looks off.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 роки тому +1

      @@pretzelstick320 And, if it is a CQC technique, why didn't Naked Snake use it during MGS3 Snake Eater?

  • @pr1meofbushm4n
    @pr1meofbushm4n 8 років тому +257

    Reasons this review was longer than the overwatch and uncharted videos:
    - there is often more to tell about a bad game than about a good game
    - no E3 ahead (more time)
    - his channel is called ANGRYjoe...and when he gets the feeling that a particular company is destroying a popular and loved franchise, you can't blame him for telling his opinion about it -> that's actually the reason I subscribed him
    Sorry if I made some mistakes. I'm not a native speaker.

    • @DarkLord3709
      @DarkLord3709 8 років тому +6

      Well not all of his reviews are about bad games. He also covers great game like Red Dead Redemption, Skyrim, and The Last Of Us..

    • @pr1meofbushm4n
      @pr1meofbushm4n 8 років тому +2

      +DarkLord3709 Yep that's completely true.

    • @jasss8921
      @jasss8921 8 років тому

      +pr1meofbushm4n are you Canadian?

    • @pr1meofbushm4n
      @pr1meofbushm4n 8 років тому

      Nein

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 8 років тому +6

      You speak (write) better English than most native speakers do. :)

  • @billymays5175
    @billymays5175 6 років тому +415

    *W O U L D Y O U L I K E A F R E E S A M P L E?*

  • @LeaElfArt
    @LeaElfArt 6 років тому +224

    *claps hands to together * FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE !

    • @silentphotographer117
      @silentphotographer117 6 років тому +2

      😂

    • @nightfire43
      @nightfire43 6 років тому +2

      Whyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KawiMusician
      @KawiMusician 5 років тому +3

      RETRIBUTION!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 7 місяців тому +1

      GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR. THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER.

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 8 років тому +117

    Capcom: "You have taught me well, my master. I am ready to do thy bidding."
    Konami: *twirling villainous mustache* "Goood. Good!"

    • @imthinkinwacky2859
      @imthinkinwacky2859 7 років тому +18

      And then Capcom realizes the consequences of their dark path and then turns against their master.

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 7 років тому +77

    Sample obtained by a man, not a god cause Godzilla is flying off to the right and exploding near the generators

  • @Raptor3698
    @Raptor3698 8 років тому +237

    Umbrella Corps, Rambo, Ride to Hell, Mindjack, Ghostbusters 2016, Sonic Free Riders, Godzilla. Pick one if you had no other choice

    • @MrManueldx
      @MrManueldx 8 років тому +26

      Raptor 3698 I choose suicide*

    • @thattypicalslimy8548
      @thattypicalslimy8548 8 років тому +26

      Raptor 3698 "RAMBO! THE MISSION IS OVER"

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 8 років тому +5

      Raptor 3698 I'd pick Godzilla. Because I enjoyed it.

    • @thattypicalslimy8548
      @thattypicalslimy8548 8 років тому +2

      シンゴジラ GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENORATOR.

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 8 років тому +1

      Slimy the upopular gamer I voted Godzilla best game of 2015.

  • @wolfgod6443
    @wolfgod6443 6 років тому +183

    This is the ultimate "play as a grunt" game ever made.
    Think about it. His name is Abraham Jackson, the most random name ever made, he's a faceless soldier for Umbrella, he has a pathetic personality that makes him as unlikable as possible, and he has nothing going on in his life besides doing the exact same task forever.
    If any indie developer tries to tell you they made a game where you play as the faceless grunts and it's fun, they've failed, because the true sign of a faceless, unimportant guy's life is how much you don't want to do it in a videogame. That's why he's the grunt you shoot instead of the main character.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 5 років тому +13

      I think the best Grunt characters is either Point Man from FEAR (and only FEAR) and HUNK from RE2. You don't know much about them, but only by what they've accomplished, a clear and precise mind of their objectives, able to take on everything to the kitchen, bathroom and Scullery Sinks, and are revered for their completed tasks that would seem to be just mook fodder in the meat grinder.

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 років тому +13

      @@battlion507 I disagree, Point Man could literally fucking slaughter hordes of highly intelligent super soldiers using his wits and intelligence (the player), he wasn't the grunt by any means

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 5 років тому +4

      I'd rather play as a grunt then some snowflake.

    • @wolfgod6443
      @wolfgod6443 5 років тому +1

      ​@@valen9835​ To be a true "grunt" game, you have to act like a grunt. You simply shouldn't meet the criteria to be the main character...but are anyways. Not to say it's impossible to make a good game out of that (I'm sure many would love to play as a totally regular Grunt enemy in Halo). I haven't played Halo 3: ODST but I'll go out on a limb and say the characters are a bit more endearing.

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 3 роки тому

      @@valen9835 ODSTs were the best non-SPARTAN infantry the UNSC had. Hardly grunts.

  • @FatedCb
    @FatedCb 8 років тому +447

    GODZILLA is approaching the generator!

  • @BlueLighteningGojo
    @BlueLighteningGojo 7 років тому +677

    And then came Resident Evil 7 for the rescue...

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 6 років тому +4

      The Unstoppable Isaac no then re7 came to bring this shitty formula to the main series :l

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 років тому +94

      The ANIME MUSIC VIDEO GEEK GOD
      The classic resident evil formula but in first person??

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 років тому +17

      The Unstoppable Isaac Ethan winters to the rescue!

    • @LutherKujo
      @LutherKujo 6 років тому +28

      And soon RE:2 Remake as well

    • @Daniel-Rain-YT
      @Daniel-Rain-YT 6 років тому +5

      Ethan one of the worst characters in videogames history... lol RE7 chainsaw massacre.

  • @copyrightclaim3541
    @copyrightclaim3541 8 років тому +188

    "Better then No Mans Sky" - IGN
    "Would play this over NMS" - Gamespot
    "Waste money on Umbrella Corp not NMS" - PCgamer
    "No Mans Sky < Umbrella Corp" - PaperRockShotgun
    PFS (p.f*cking.s) I DO NOT ADVOCATE FOR UMBRELLA CORP BOTH GAMES ARE CRAP.

    • @Johnston3384
      @Johnston3384 7 років тому +4

      Copyrighted Those people CLEARLY know how to rate good games.

    • @maken15
      @maken15 7 років тому +2

      Than*

    • @aitokoojii1462
      @aitokoojii1462 7 років тому +6

      Well, No Man's Sky is at least fucking trying.

    • @filthycasualevan15234
      @filthycasualevan15234 6 років тому

      No mans sky isn't that bad, it's just not as good as it promised to be. I'll take a game that was at least trying over this shit any day

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 6 років тому +118

    What if I told you
    That you can collect samples in this game

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 5 років тому +8

      Now *that* is a plot twist

    • @slapstickcomedy2.061
      @slapstickcomedy2.061 5 років тому +4

      What if I told you *I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE*

    • @Nottyastro
      @Nottyastro 5 років тому +5

      Fuck you for the spoiler

    • @KawiMusician
      @KawiMusician 5 років тому +5

      Thanks a lot...fucktard...I was gonna play this game and try to figure out what to do on my own but you just spoiled it...so,are you saying there's one time in the game u have to do this?? Well..dont tell me when it happens,I want it to be a surprise..glad I only spent $130 on this game for the extra plastic colors and skins....

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 3 роки тому

      Shut up M.night!

  • @BlackPantherFTW
    @BlackPantherFTW 7 років тому +167

    Generic Umbrella guy is approaching the sample, the sample is losing power!

  • @djmocok
    @djmocok 8 років тому +162

    Joe, you took one for the team, us gamers. Thank you.

    • @katytis2012
      @katytis2012 8 років тому +8

      He did. Oh, I aspire to have the patience of ours truly Joe.

    • @katytis2012
      @katytis2012 8 років тому

      Pegbïaz Mob Missed? Did he went somewhere?

    • @djmocok
      @djmocok 8 років тому

      I know Joe gave up on humanity long long time ago

    • @djmocok
      @djmocok 8 років тому +6

      If Angry Joe was a religion, I'd convert.

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 8 років тому +1

      Yes! Joe is our prophet!

  • @akiraguy
    @akiraguy 8 років тому +125

    "hey joe, you wanna play a zombie game?"
    "hey joe, you wanna get dna samples over and over again?"

    • @pharrohdabest242
      @pharrohdabest242 8 років тому +6

      Godzilla's approaching the generator!

    • @sikax13
      @sikax13 8 років тому +1

      he's a man not a God come on comrades he's a man not a god

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 8 років тому

      +sikax13 say it with me, it was like an episode of Dora the explorer

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 8 років тому

      +sikax13 *goat

    • @scoutdy6547
      @scoutdy6547 8 років тому +1

      +Lost King the generator is losing power.

  • @confidential5743
    @confidential5743 5 років тому +145

    From the ashes of Umbrella Corps rose RE7 and RE2, reborn

    • @jeremyzak654
      @jeremyzak654 4 роки тому +12

      Went right back to the ashes with RE3 Remake.

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 роки тому +1

      @@jeremyzak654 Not really lol

    • @yuuhyakuya3863
      @yuuhyakuya3863 4 роки тому +3

      @@CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi maybe not ashes, but it's starting to come apart

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 роки тому +1

      @@yuuhyakuya3863 I have faith that Capcom will rectify it in some way shape or form.

    • @TrenElZombie
      @TrenElZombie 4 роки тому

      RE2 was a cut mess

  • @kopro2428
    @kopro2428 8 років тому +128

    They put more effort making the trailer than making the game

    • @GoldInk-ds5up
      @GoldInk-ds5up 6 років тому

      Dank Vader Like in Sonic Riders for Kinect

    • @IamaDinosaur
      @IamaDinosaur 6 років тому

      The Super Mario World Warrior Dony you ever....EVER! Speak about that hell spawn!

    • @stitchedbyiron
      @stitchedbyiron 6 років тому

      Trailers are decieving

    • @socaltrojan286
      @socaltrojan286 6 років тому

      Like when the movie Lady in the Water almost looked good. Well they showed us. Damn trailer lied.

  • @thezachvolt6883
    @thezachvolt6883 8 років тому +2065

    I hate this game and it's stupid nose.

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943 8 років тому +159

      sample obtained

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 8 років тому +78

      There it is.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 8 років тому +63

      this ones mine

    • @zagrozaslan
      @zagrozaslan 8 років тому +65

      *grabs camera*
      SAMPLE OBTAINED,
      OBTAINED
      SAMPLE OBTAINED
      *jump cut*
      SAMPLE OBTAIIINED
      *grabs beer from fridge then shuts the fridge door*
      SAMPLE OBTAINED!!!!!@

    • @zylothecat7449
      @zylothecat7449 8 років тому +19

      it is as good as rambo the video game and it is better than ride to hell by deep silver according to angryjoe that is.

  • @jamessawley213
    @jamessawley213 8 років тому +252

    Let me quote a cop from Payday 2, "This is a colossal GOATFUCK!"

    • @jamessawley213
      @jamessawley213 8 років тому +9

      "oh yeah" "Baa"

    • @2011nphelps
      @2011nphelps 8 років тому +7

      ***** lol who thought that was a good idea for a line in this game?

    • @isakscherlund
      @isakscherlund 7 років тому +1

      "Someone tell command we're *not prepared* for this kind of engagement!"

    • @chilling5858
      @chilling5858 6 років тому

      James Sawley said everyone when crimefest 2015 happened.
      shudder

  • @CovertPhilosopher
    @CovertPhilosopher 5 років тому +35

    i think this is the true horror that Alfred Hitchcock was trying to portray in the "The Birds"

  • @gabrieljakob2001
    @gabrieljakob2001 8 років тому +176

    "Fuck this game!"
    "Error"
    "It said fuck you too!" God i love OJ

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 8 років тому +227

    Resident Evil: Birdemic

  • @KoolKeithProductions
    @KoolKeithProductions 8 років тому +212

    Um... did AJ forget to do the slow motion "THREE HOURS?????" @ 18:43? I've never seen him discuss gametime and NOT do it.

    • @Deviantidol
      @Deviantidol 8 років тому

      In all honesty I was expecting it as well, and was a little disappointed for some reason.

    • @kevin8280
      @kevin8280 8 років тому +3

      I'm glad he didn't do the slow motion when he said three hours. It's not necessary because we can see how disappointed he was with the game.

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 8 років тому

      look who it is

    • @KoolKeithProductions
      @KoolKeithProductions 8 років тому

      CJAdams97
      lol Hey bro :3

    • @andrewsciacca3016
      @andrewsciacca3016 8 років тому

      I think he just rushed to get the review out

  • @SinCity2100
    @SinCity2100 6 років тому +50

    Should have released a sequel called "Umbrella Corps : Sample Obtained Edition."

  • @John-rn1nm
    @John-rn1nm 8 років тому +489

    And you guys thought that Operation Raccoon City was a pile of goat shit.

    • @John-rn1nm
      @John-rn1nm 8 років тому +42

      meh meh actually i liked the story of raccoon city. gameplay was crap though. umbrella corps doesnt even have that.

    • @Avy__
      @Avy__ 7 років тому +14

      John Vincent Olmos actually I liked it a lot, I liked the characters and just wish it was done a lot better. The game is old but if it had the movement of resident evil 6 and the story of... resident evil 4, it would be great.

    • @George030ful
      @George030ful 7 років тому +4

      John Vincent Olmos
      Totally agree. OP Racoon City maybe didn't had a solid game-play, but the story and characters where solid and interesting. The ending was a bit lackluster though.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 7 років тому +4

      If Slant Six at least had to courtesy to release the full game to begin with (especially the far superior Spec Ops campaign) instead of pulling that DLC crap and actually offered a split-screen mode, I actually would have considered Operation Raccoon City a decent game to by at Used Price (maybe 5/10 using Joe's scoring system). However, on top of giving a mediocre game, they had the gall to sell half the game at full price and then demand that people jump through hoops with the DLC just to get basic parts of the game. It still pained me a little when it came out, because I thought it had potential to be one of the best franchise spin-offs ever.
      If you are interested and have a few minutes kill, imagine an alternate universe where Operation Raccoon City had all of these improvements that I once thought up while discussing the game on an online forum:
      10.) Do not turn the main Resident Evil characters like Leon into bullet sponges that can somehow take more bullets and grenades to the face than giant mutant monsters.
      9.) Add more bonus content, such as figurines, single-player minigames, extra lore behind Umbrella and Resident Evil characters, a bestiary, etc.
      8.) Cinematic qualities like cutscenes, music, and voice acting should be enhanced. Think of how epic the Resident Evil Outbreak games were in that regard.
      7.) Graphics should be boosted up to look like a modern game that takes full advantage of the system its on. The visual style and lighting should also be darker, grittier, gorier, and more realistic to suite Resident Evil. When I see a monster transform, I want to see it grotesquely mutate, instead of a red cloud forming around it as it comes out as a new creature.
      6.) Fix partner AI and some bugs/glitches. Maybe the crouching/cover system and dodging could be touched up a little bit too (a lot of people complained about that, but I managed okay for the most part).
      5.) Fix the game's variety of weapons. Sniper rifles are virtually useless because they are underpowered and surprisingly inaccurate. Magnums should be available as a sidearm type. SMGs and machine pistols should be a type of sidearm, instead of regular weapon.They could have more single-use special weapons besides grenade launcher and rocket launcher, such as a Gatling gun and mine thrower. To make the flamethrower more balanced when you find one, they could give it a much longer lasting fuel tank but take away your ability to resupply it using regular ammo piles, so it behaves like another single-use special weapon. As another minor nitpick, I think that when you buy more than one weapon, in addition to customizing your starting primary weapon/sidearm, you should be able to give your other unlocked guns to your AI teammates, that way you have more freedom to customize your team.
      4.) Add more enemy types with unique behaviors/strengths/weaknesses. Like you can add infected crows *(in hindsight I am unsure about adding birds after seeing Angry Joe's meltdown with Umbrella Corps)*, giant spiders, G-Mutants, etc. If they added enemies like Hunter Gammas that dive underwater, Gravediggers tunneling underground, or a new camouflaging B.O.W, that would allow the surveillance class to come in handy more. More bosses are always nice too.
      3.) Make subtle modifications to character classes. All of the characters' abilities should be consistent with the given technology of the Resident Evil universe and its realistic survival horror style. I feel there should be no ability for the Recon to turn invisible or imitate someone like a T-1000, the assault class could maybe have a riot shield to pull out instead of magically being invincible for a few moments, etc. The field scientist's ability to use pheromones to attract zombies to specific targets, turn enemy soldiers into crimson heads, and use a device to drive monsters crazy so they turn on each other, were good examples of what was appropriate. They could also give each class a special item that can allow a player controlled character to access secret rooms/shortcuts with different characters. This would encourage the player to replay levels with different classes. The medic could have a lockpick, the recon a hookshot, surveillance a computer hacking device, the field scientist a V-Jolt chemical syringe, the demolition class some C4, and the assault class a battery to power deactivated doors, elevators, etc.
      2.) Make the campaigns much longer and more involving. Give all the campaigns branching paths, where new missions are unlocked based on your choices, and give the player more choices besides deciding whether or not to kill Leon at the end (maybe like the campaign mode of "Shadow The Hedgehog"). Both USS and Spec Ops should have opportunities to meet all major RE characters. The USS campaign should also have a final boss. Make the stories more interesting and maybe even give the USS hit men their own personalities/backstories that allow them to go through character arcs with the choices you make (again, think of RE Outbreak, which had unique narrative cutscenes for each character you can play as).
      1.) Do not split the game in half with DLC, charge full price even when the full game is starved of content, and give the shaft to people who lack online capabilities! Oh, and offer SPLIT-SCREEN, so you do not need an online connection and friends willing to buy their own copies, just to experience the multiplayer modes and campaign coop, which is what the game was mainly marketing itself on.

    • @peasant9291
      @peasant9291 7 років тому +12

      raccoon city was fun and playable with FRIENDS, with FRIENDS. but this? fuck this.

  • @LunchBXcrue
    @LunchBXcrue 8 років тому +253

    I go to gameranx to laugh, I come to angryjoe to hear honesty, and laugh

    • @LunchBXcrue
      @LunchBXcrue 8 років тому +3

      And also cause joe has good taste in music

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 8 років тому

      +Bring me Peter pan PREACH!!

    • @88ights
      @88ights 8 років тому

      Same

    • @ktdpfnetwork9630
      @ktdpfnetwork9630 8 років тому +1

      Gameranx and Jake baldino sucks

    • @devinhandy7457
      @devinhandy7457 8 років тому

      +Bring me Peter pan Ikr, love his music

  • @zendayafan6665
    @zendayafan6665 8 років тому +144

    I just noticed someone was planking at GameStop

    • @StephenxTehxLefty
      @StephenxTehxLefty 8 років тому

      I saw that and am wondering why lol

    • @jaystarr6571
      @jaystarr6571 8 років тому +1

      I forgot it was called that.

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 8 років тому +2

      You mean dead fish syndrome

    • @jaystarr6571
      @jaystarr6571 8 років тому +1

      Lacorey Anger So gorillas think planking is dumb too...Makes sense.

    • @legendoflink5882
      @legendoflink5882 8 років тому +3

      Jay Starr Lol ikr

  • @SpectreManz
    @SpectreManz 5 років тому +45

    Watching this after playing the amazing Resi 2 remake is surreal

  • @HumanAfterAll123
    @HumanAfterAll123 8 років тому +40

    Joes freakout about the decals at 17:48 is beyond hilarious

  • @Crossxfighter
    @Crossxfighter 7 років тому +89

    13:55 My favorite part. I died laughing when he's angry at the birds. Man, those are some "angry birds." XD

  • @damientalrose553
    @damientalrose553 8 років тому +388

    This review has likely saved SO many people money and time. I'd rather see a review about a game that I don't know much about than about a game that EVERYONE knows about. Yes, Overwatch is good. Go find another circle-jerk about it.
    Keep up the great work AJ :D

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 8 років тому +1

      Fuck no it hasn't. Everyone knew this was terrible. This is just Joe shitting out a review as fast as he can, so he can go back to livestreaming and getting his fanboys to give him money for nothing.
      And Overwatch is hot garbage to, and is already dying.

    • @damientalrose553
      @damientalrose553 8 років тому +29

      Oh, you're one of those people. I'd respond with something like "but no one I know knew anything about this game, whereas I, and everyone I know, know all about Overwatch" but you'd just be a pessimist and complain some more. Respond with a real critique instead of the negativity everyone else is spewing and I'll take you seriously, otherwise you're wasting your words.

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 8 років тому +2

      Damien Talrose I did, how bout you try?
      From the moment the trailer dropped, everyone knew it'd be awful. And I don't want him to do Overwatch, so, I don't know why you act like I want him to look at that fucking waste of effort.

    • @paulpott261
      @paulpott261 8 років тому +3

      I don't give 2 shits about Overwatch

    • @apeblackberry3641
      @apeblackberry3641 8 років тому +12

      "Overwatch is a hot garbage" best joke 2016
      "is already dying" with over 8 million players dying. Yeah sure mate ^^

  • @dhughesy2023
    @dhughesy2023 5 років тому +84

    If this is the price we had to pay to get Resident Evil 7 and 2. Worth it

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому +4

      Couldn't agree more. If this was also the price we paid to get the new RE3 remake, also worth it, dude/lady.

    • @dnblegend280
      @dnblegend280 4 роки тому +4

      Shawn Fields its a shame that re3 is a fucking fail

    • @OhSaucy
      @OhSaucy 4 роки тому +6

      Shawn Fields damn this comment aged poorly

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 роки тому

      Memz Gaming resident evil 3 with more of the resident evil 6 than 3
      Rip

    • @dnblegend280
      @dnblegend280 4 роки тому

      The Looinrims lmaoooo

  • @chelseal.l.c.2381
    @chelseal.l.c.2381 8 років тому +272

    lmao, 4:35
    - fuck this game.
    - it said fuck you too!

    • @chelseal.l.c.2381
      @chelseal.l.c.2381 8 років тому +5

      He read Validity: Vadility!
      right before it's stupid nose. lol.

    • @chelseal.l.c.2381
      @chelseal.l.c.2381 8 років тому +7

      16:55 rage. Priceless!!!

    • @hudsoneezy
      @hudsoneezy 8 років тому +3

      +Chelsea L. L. C. Yeah I caught that haha. Vadility

    • @d1rtym1k3y3
      @d1rtym1k3y3 8 років тому +8

      "Come kill mee I'm heyuhh!"

    • @paulalvinbuquiron5698
      @paulalvinbuquiron5698 8 років тому

      i just watched the video without even knowing that capcom even created this game
      ULTIMATE LUCK!!

  • @thedidact07
    @thedidact07 8 років тому +714

    Now THIS is the angry joe I know and love!

    • @davidharding542
      @davidharding542 8 років тому +12

      Agree with you there.

    • @jacovanderschaaf3044
      @jacovanderschaaf3044 8 років тому +20

      best part 16:50 - 17:05

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 8 років тому +2

      +jaco vander schaaf 9:29 - 9:54

    • @thedidact07
      @thedidact07 8 років тому +7

      jaco vander schaaf The whole video is the best part.

    • @zachhhhh.z
      @zachhhhh.z 8 років тому +1

      love this version of aj but still for some unknown reason Im still playing umbrella corps

  • @icepickman1614
    @icepickman1614 7 років тому +74

    I imagine 16:58 is where Joe becomes a bird hunter.

  • @JustSomeDinosaurPerson
    @JustSomeDinosaurPerson 4 роки тому +20

    Watching AJ punch and then proceed to rob himself is prolly one of the guiltiest laughs I have had in a long time. Love you AJ

    • @veryadequateconsultation4952
      @veryadequateconsultation4952 4 роки тому +2

      What happened to that scene? It’s edited now because I remember AJ gets punched by C.C, but now it’s just him recoiling & then talking.

    • @JustSomeDinosaurPerson
      @JustSomeDinosaurPerson 3 роки тому +4

      @@veryadequateconsultation4952 It starts 2:17 and then picks up again at 3:32

  • @UltraBatshift
    @UltraBatshift 8 років тому +157

    13:12 "Shhh...just leave him alone. He's special." - I'm dying xD

    • @MrJAG
      @MrJAG 8 років тому +25

      he's dreaming of running free in the wild

  • @caseywinter5252
    @caseywinter5252 8 років тому +159

    Sad thing...this could've actually been a unique experience, but zero effort made toward this.

    • @caseywinter5252
      @caseywinter5252 8 років тому +35

      Doesnt mean the concept is doomed to just suck, its that capcom sucks

    • @revolverjesuschrist1967
      @revolverjesuschrist1967 7 років тому +5

      The only thing prove useful is hacking the Mindless Umbrella Corp Models and used them for GMod than this. even OP Raccoon City or better yet Gaiden is way better than this shit.

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 років тому

      UNIQUE. HOW? ESSPLAIN!

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 6 років тому

      right?you know its bad when joe would rather play a pachienko machine rather then metal gear survive

  • @aceclover758
    @aceclover758 8 років тому +136

    You are approaching the generator, which is losing power before flying off to the right and exploding after being told a zombie game you played obtaining samples said "Karate is mythical bullshit" while these fucking birds, this guy and his stupid nose sing into your ear "OHHH SONIC FREE IN THE WIND…IN THE WIND"

    • @CNRhKXtreme
      @CNRhKXtreme 8 років тому +11

      While looking at this fucking lamp!

    • @billyjoe3864
      @billyjoe3864 8 років тому +7

      Activision, the con artists if people don't understand, have mercy, He's a man not a God

    • @SaikoRhythm
      @SaikoRhythm 7 років тому +13

      For FOUR HOURS?

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 7 років тому

      Billy Joe But we won't be holding our breaths or anything.

    • @godzillawithanm1680
      @godzillawithanm1680 7 років тому

      Activision, the con artists DAT LOOK GOOD!

  • @27bixler
    @27bixler 3 роки тому +11

    Still one of the most entertaining reviews of Joe in 2021. Came back after all of these years.

  • @imthinkinwacky2859
    @imthinkinwacky2859 8 років тому +33

    16:51 to 17:05 How most people felt when playing Mighty No. 9.

  • @lonedrifter9994
    @lonedrifter9994 8 років тому +30

    Umbrella Soldier is approaching the dna sample, the sample is losing power, Umbrella Soldier is approaching the dna sample, THE SAMPLE IS LOSING POWER!

    • @blanketcup8327
      @blanketcup8327 8 років тому +1

      Umbrella Soldier has destroyed the dna sample

    • @jbcpain492
      @jbcpain492 8 років тому +2

      the memories lol

    • @Rakatan384
      @Rakatan384 8 років тому +2

      He's an umbrella soldier, not a god!

    • @lonedrifter9994
      @lonedrifter9994 8 років тому +3

      the DNA sample is gonna veer off to the right and EXPLODE?

  • @vevans0009
    @vevans0009 8 років тому +83

    16:50 to 17:11 is pure classic angry joe rage. XD

    • @A.R.T.4
      @A.R.T.4 8 років тому +21

      It brought many tears to my eyes, mainly due to laughter

    • @vevans0009
      @vevans0009 8 років тому +19

      Plus, his pants was falling off.

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 8 років тому +2

      22:35 as well

  • @goodfellownotrealy1506
    @goodfellownotrealy1506 4 роки тому +13

    this continues to be my favorite angry Joe opening video

  • @TwwIX
    @TwwIX 8 років тому +792

    Remember when this used to be a slow paced and suspenseful horror franchise? Capcom clearly fucking doesn't.
    They should join Konami and stick to the Pachinko market.

    • @IJJoshOld
      @IJJoshOld 8 років тому +66

      umm... Resident Evil 7? Remaking Resident Evil 2...

    • @TheMasterLHeart
      @TheMasterLHeart 8 років тому +69

      If RE7 is trash, the series is offically done.

    • @Sunshine-vw4xx
      @Sunshine-vw4xx 8 років тому +2

      How the fuck is it trash it hasn't even fucking came out yet

    • @TheMasterLHeart
      @TheMasterLHeart 8 років тому +46

      I said IF RE7 is trash.

    • @aeon44
      @aeon44 8 років тому +2

      Not to mention their outdated engine. lol.
      Those animations look shit, literally. That's one thing they'll never update, the animations.

  • @cybercoldymcphearson7338
    @cybercoldymcphearson7338 8 років тому +111

    The Hell? At 17:00, it looked like that thing was twerking at his dead body...

  • @GraveRoda
    @GraveRoda 8 років тому +32

    Why does the concept of Joe being terrorized by birds sound so entertaining?

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 6 років тому +15

    I hold my pistol like that, I do it mostly for the hearing damage; the rest of the reason is for the street cred.

  • @burgerkingfootlettuce3751
    @burgerkingfootlettuce3751 8 років тому +172

    I just can't wait for his Doom review.

    • @drewhammond5203
      @drewhammond5203 8 років тому +13

      Yeah, that's never coming. The biggest positive gaming surprise of the summer and he let it slip under the radar.

    • @DrDanik
      @DrDanik 8 років тому +4

      3 months later.......

    • @charleslocke2092
      @charleslocke2092 8 років тому +1

      No he bought the props for the DOOM review and everything. It was in the video where he was talking about E3.

    • @doncheto4825
      @doncheto4825 8 років тому +2

      nah get ready for a rapid fire review

    • @raidengoodman8754
      @raidengoodman8754 8 років тому

      +Patrick Bateman look at his twitter dumbass

  • @bigbluehodor7973
    @bigbluehodor7973 8 років тому +44

    After seeing this, I finally get why people hate capcom

    • @MegaBunso123
      @MegaBunso123 6 років тому

      Big Blue Hodor joe called them cashwhores at one point

  • @4tech69
    @4tech69 8 років тому +55

    Godzilla is approaching the generator...

    • @martin0499
      @martin0499 8 років тому +20

      Sample obtained

    • @Redx500
      @Redx500 8 років тому +5

      There it is.

    • @Deep_wolf
      @Deep_wolf 8 років тому

      Tru suvaiwor.

  • @BigManJev
    @BigManJev 3 роки тому +52

    i watch this when im having a bad day

  • @thealphatheist3781
    @thealphatheist3781 8 років тому +90

    They spelled "Mediterranean" wrong in the mission briefing at 7:48

    • @FinalBoss27
      @FinalBoss27 8 років тому +53

      I guess they didn't want to spend money on editors.

    • @Carcaroff87
      @Carcaroff87 8 років тому +1

      Spent quite sometime to arrange an answer thinking that you were referring to Joe's pronunciation...

    • @thealphatheist3781
      @thealphatheist3781 8 років тому

      Haha! Joe may not have even noticed, like how one speaks a misspelled word correctly or skips redundant words without thinking about it.

    • @skullcrusher701
      @skullcrusher701 8 років тому +2

      +JeanBaptisteGrenouille
      Lol i feel

    • @fireknight187
      @fireknight187 8 років тому +1

      Hahaha!!

  • @RothurThePaladin
    @RothurThePaladin 8 років тому +845

    Godzilla is approaching the sample is obtained

    • @tdasblinda9222
      @tdasblinda9222 8 років тому +58

      The sample is losing power

    • @zangster4708
      @zangster4708 8 років тому +16

      This one's my Godzilla sample generator contained which is losing power

    • @teamKiAs123
      @teamKiAs123 8 років тому

      L

    • @jagannathbarman6712
      @jagannathbarman6712 8 років тому +5

      itdon't know what happen.... sample lose power

    • @ViceN53X
      @ViceN53X 8 років тому +14

      Godzilla is approaching the sample, not a god!

  • @mickdanger1434
    @mickdanger1434 8 років тому +313

    Comment section: 50% people bitching, 49% people bitching about the bitchy people. 1% people making percentage charts about the comments

    • @juliank6793
      @juliank6793 8 років тому +11

      Well that was a hell of a comment to pay attention to.

    • @SuperHns
      @SuperHns 8 років тому +9

      And you are part of all 3 percentages.

    • @adoptedaiden7382
      @adoptedaiden7382 8 років тому

      0.1 maybe you are definitely not one percent though.

    • @theanimationguy9844
      @theanimationguy9844 8 років тому

      Well played good sir.

    • @ventussilver
      @ventussilver 8 років тому +1

      You must be the 1%

  • @HULKHOGAN1
    @HULKHOGAN1 6 років тому +14

    That punch from Corporate Commander had me in stitches!

  • @Z32JU
    @Z32JU 8 років тому +84

    My friend told me to buy this game... He's no longer my friend

  • @peefmcgoose2908
    @peefmcgoose2908 8 років тому +140

    to all of those people who are saying " why fully review this fuckin diarrhea when uncharted and overwatch were rapid fire????" well everyone already knows those games are great, so why completely cover them? It's like those stupid fucking word limit essays that you do in high school, eventually run out of shit to say.

    • @peefmcgoose2908
      @peefmcgoose2908 8 років тому +6

      Also sample obtained

    • @Raider8784
      @Raider8784 8 років тому +6

      And everybody knew this game would be shit... those who had even heard about it in the first place.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 8 років тому

      There it is

    • @barrypilon168
      @barrypilon168 8 років тому +4

      Over watch is trash

    • @peefmcgoose2908
      @peefmcgoose2908 8 років тому +7

      Barry Pilon Nah just cancerous and overpriced...but not trash

  • @TheJuhana
    @TheJuhana 8 років тому +203

    Last time I was this early Joe uploaded reviews regularly.

    • @fredhards3529
      @fredhards3529 8 років тому

      Same

    • @Scarfaceman77
      @Scarfaceman77 8 років тому +14

      Come on, let these "Last time I was this early" spam comments die already.

    • @Healthwise.
      @Healthwise. 8 років тому

      +Scarfaceman77 can you like my comment please

    • @Healthwise.
      @Healthwise. 8 років тому

      +Scarfaceman77 i made a last time comment go like it pls

    • @seraphiim444
      @seraphiim444 8 років тому

      that's cold...

  • @Karzakus
    @Karzakus 5 років тому +43

    Remember when it was rediculous to sell 5 different colors for 3 bucks?
    Now we pay 17 dollars for blue. Just blue.
    Sigh... these were the good old days

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 роки тому

      What game you referring to that sells $17 for just blue?

    • @madjeager0093
      @madjeager0093 4 роки тому +2

      @@CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi fallout 76

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 роки тому

      @@madjeager0093 Yeah that game was a very SPECIAL case from what I heard. I was only curious cuz he made it sound like it was the new staus quo with dlc and that's not really the case lol just a game that stood out in every negative way

    • @madjeager0093
      @madjeager0093 4 роки тому

      @@CHRISCAMPO-wq8biI get what you mean. I don't know if there are any other games that have atrocious microtransactions other than metal gear survive.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 роки тому +1

      @@madjeager0093 Apex Legends had $250+ for a skin or something. Most EA games have surprise mechanics (gambling). There's way too much of that shit going around to even list, but given enough time I can come up with a comprehensive list.

  • @Harddiskfail
    @Harddiskfail 8 років тому +221

    Hey Joe Wanna Play A Zombie Game?

    • @marioacevedo6453
      @marioacevedo6453 8 років тому +15

      NO I DONT WANTA PLAY ANOTHER MOTHERFUKIN ZOMBIE GAME

    • @Shadowiff
      @Shadowiff 8 років тому +3

      STOP IT....STAHHHHHH

    • @AcerSense
      @AcerSense 8 років тому +3

      Hey Joe. You wanna play a motherfucking zombie game?
      xD

    • @aziz6039
      @aziz6039 8 років тому +4

      KILL ME...

    • @Mi2Lethal
      @Mi2Lethal 8 років тому +1

      Why Do You Type Like This?

  • @XThexXTank
    @XThexXTank 8 років тому +95

    Mercenaries mode in RE4 for the GC is a million times better. I still play that shit!

    • @oldgoodrandomroutine
      @oldgoodrandomroutine 8 років тому +8

      PS2 version kicks ass

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 8 років тому +3

      RE6 Mercenaries and Revelations 2 Raid Mode was better than the entirety of Umbrella Corps.

    • @alliancegaming8835
      @alliancegaming8835 8 років тому +3

      Matthew Cool operation raccoon city was better then this

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 8 років тому +3

      +Curtis Showers That is also true. And I don't even like Operation Raccoon City that much.

    • @benrussell5070
      @benrussell5070 7 років тому

      1MoreRep mercenaries mode in RE3 was better than this lol

  • @ItsGriim
    @ItsGriim 8 років тому +78

    "Godzilla's approaching the generator" lol

    • @GreatfulGert
      @GreatfulGert 8 років тому

      the generator is losing power

    • @ItsGriim
      @ItsGriim 8 років тому +2

      +GreatfulGert Godzilla's approaching the generator

    • @ottovonbismarck9026
      @ottovonbismarck9026 8 років тому +2

      +Krem bro The generator is losing power.

    • @BNGClash
      @BNGClash 8 років тому +1

      +I used to play COD Godzillas approaching the generator XD

    • @GreatfulGert
      @GreatfulGert 8 років тому

      Bryant Guidry THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER

  • @Elite7555
    @Elite7555 5 років тому +11

    It's hilarious how every shot zombie just transforms into the same expanding pile of innards.

    • @ibnlion1406
      @ibnlion1406 3 роки тому

      Pile of Poop dat Capcom Shats more like it 🤣

  • @bookroach6742
    @bookroach6742 8 років тому +26

    Thank you for finally making an angry review after about 4 weeks. This video was hilarious, and I'm grateful you finally got around to it.

    • @bookroach6742
      @bookroach6742 8 років тому +3

      And that ending was badass!

    • @Deuce972
      @Deuce972 8 років тому

      He's doing a DOOM review next, check his twitter :)

  • @nagakechi
    @nagakechi 7 років тому +129

    16:54 Angry Joe at his best lol

  • @TheRealdealdude2
    @TheRealdealdude2 8 років тому +187

    So here I thought Joe's fans would stop complaining... I was terribly wrong.

    • @RynKen
      @RynKen 8 років тому +15

      They've been doing it for too long. I don't think they can even remember how to do anything else.

    • @FourNamesFourEyes
      @FourNamesFourEyes 8 років тому +2

      It's always something. That's the only way they can communicate apparently.

    • @jamespiper8064
      @jamespiper8064 8 років тому +7

      +RynKen They should save time complaining and just unsub. I don't pay for Joe's content so whatever he puts out I'm grateful for.

    • @Blusmj
      @Blusmj 8 років тому

      This channel with no bitching in the comments? Please.

    • @CULIKITRAKA
      @CULIKITRAKA 8 років тому

      I know right

  • @Fresco272
    @Fresco272 6 років тому +17

    14:10 Alfred Hitchcock would by proud of this game.

  • @hythamm7md298
    @hythamm7md298 8 років тому +122

    angry joe is back!! been a while since i saw a REAL honest game review

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 8 років тому +36

    "getting punched in the face by corporate then robbed" soooooo EA basically.

    • @XyzCloud
      @XyzCloud 8 років тому +1

      I was thinking ubisoft.

    • @loyal-tf-fan
      @loyal-tf-fan 8 років тому +1

      +KnivesEco yeah at least EA doesn't fuck with PvZ:GW and has the brain to release something Battlefront, it's not what we wanted but hell it's better than it being left out like Lucasarts did for years.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 8 років тому

      +Loyal-TF-Fan I'd of rather it never came back at all if it were to be made by Egotistical Assholes.

    • @outlawtyler1
      @outlawtyler1 8 років тому

      +The Sinister Step Wagon bet you like cod too

    • @loyal-tf-fan
      @loyal-tf-fan 8 років тому

      Matt Allen Yeah sure but I'm afraid what they would of given us instead, another force unleashed game wouldn't of made the transaction of the license too hopeful.

  • @Gabriel-nb2gg
    @Gabriel-nb2gg 8 років тому +105

    They should give us 100$ when we are buying this game!

    • @jaxonwallace4005
      @jaxonwallace4005 8 років тому +9

      na just don't buy it bury it its dead

    • @AssassinHoodie
      @AssassinHoodie 8 років тому +2

      I'm gonna go out today and buy as many copy's as I can and burn them so people do not have to suffer

    • @FireBomberBassist
      @FireBomberBassist 8 років тому

      Ill buy 10 copies.

    • @Regnier575
      @Regnier575 8 років тому

      +AssassinHoodie Isn't it digital only?

    • @AssassinHoodie
      @AssassinHoodie 8 років тому

      +FireBomberBassist sorry they are burned

  • @christhecripplercrossfaceb6017
    @christhecripplercrossfaceb6017 5 років тому +44

    Resident evil 7 and Resident evil 2 remake saved the series, next resident evil 3 remake.

    • @slapstickcomedy2.061
      @slapstickcomedy2.061 5 років тому +2

      There's a rumour that RE3 isn't going to be developed by or published by Capcom. I don't believe that in the slightest.

    • @slapstickcomedy2.061
      @slapstickcomedy2.061 5 років тому +1

      @@danielcarrion3705 no I mean Nemesis.

    • @albertwesker2316
      @albertwesker2316 5 років тому +4

      Resident Evil doesnt need to be saved. RE4,5,6 was awesome

    • @slapstickcomedy2.061
      @slapstickcomedy2.061 5 років тому +3

      @@albertwesker2316 I thought 5 was cool 6 was okay and 4 everyone agrees had a lot to offer.

    • @albertwesker2316
      @albertwesker2316 5 років тому +2

      @@slapstickcomedy2.061 I played the originals when they came out and I still dont think they are scary but they were good survival games. I loved 90s action movies thats why I enjoy the new RE games more than the olds. Oh yea and seriously I like 5 and 6 more than 4.