I remember walking into a Gamestop looking forward to buying this game. I picked it out, whipped out my money, and went over to the cash register. You know what happened? The cashier all but refused to sell this game to me, telling me to save my money and pick something else. You know it is a bad game if the video game store refuses to sell it to people on a good conscious.
Jason Davenport Mainly, because when I started playing darksouls 2, It just threw me into it, I had no idea what's going on. These random women in the intro call me a hollow and I go kill shit. I didn't find it funny. It was too random for me. I stopped after like 30 mins, since I couldn't get clarity on the story.
I bought it for about 7 bucks at a half price books, if the people who where working on this spent more time balancing the gameplay, and fixing some of the problems (the 1 level in where you escort the hostage has a hallway that completely supports the defenders in an unfair way, there aren't enough guns, not enough maps) the game could be really amazing. (the parkour was probably the best part about this game, the shooting it just ok as it takes about a full mag of bullets to put someone out of the fight)
Actually....I may or may not wanna take back what i said before. After watching him more, at least the recent contents, Joe is still the same-ish actually, i mean theres no jarring diffrence between him then and now. Its just that he got more to talk about. If you have notice something that i didnt, feel free to let me know. (Tho lets not talk about that fiasco when Joe disabled comments. That was bad lol) And oh, more shit games for him to ramble. Hehe. Joy
+kingkittymf As long as Activision and the current staff have hold of the game, it will never get better. Im glad most smart people aren't gonna continue to buy into it after spending $40 on the Taken Wallet and only to have everything for $60. BTW $28-$34 bucks on Amazon, Legendary edition…. We are desperate and fuck you year 1 players ;) Activision/Bungie
i played this game.... i have to take an entire sheet of pills and anti phychotic drugs to keep me from destroing anything in my path and killing this game.
Xx Raiden xX _There's a Multiverse you know but i held two planets apart while being blasted by lazers and a death zone with gravity 200.000.000 times that of Earth's and the lazers can obleterate Adimantium yet i witshstood it becasue i had an Imodum upgrate_
+ThisIsNotMyID withJaveable "We Gonna Kick Some Ass With This Channel! • Maybe I Play Games Too Much, But When They Ask For The Secret To Epic Gaming, I Will Only Say, ''Give me a bucket ..."
This game had many obvious short comings but I had many experiences created from dynamic and unique situations in game that were extremely fun. While frustrating I ended up enjoying this game a lot
Popat Panchat No, bro re-bought it on 360 direct to drive. Its what he referred to as "a floater" being pretty dead (sold 1st copy after release). Same knackered texture pop ins, terrible rubber banding lag. Huge disappointment. Save yourself some change mate.
I have the game. I like the look of it, I like how if feels to play. But it's boring as hell and the multiplayer sucks. Joe is absolutely spot on here, which is too bad because the game could have been really cool. As I said the look is nice, the setting is nice. I like how it's light and you can actually see shit. I like how it's kinda cell shaded. So a big fat missed opportunity, it could've been my UT replacement if done right.
I totally agree, the game is a really cool concept (like mirrors edge bit more focus on shooting). But the developers rushed the game and put out a piece of "meh".
Did anyone notice that Halo by Soil was just muted except for the Mindjack part probably to avoid copyright claim which sucks and it feels weird without it.
i think this is the worst game that Bethesda had ever made ... it is a freaking masterpiece of pure bullshit i got this game for free from a friend and i am sorry to have it for free ..... really WTF?!
Justin Aguirre lol they sure did. but that was early era games. before the ability to make games like morrowind :3 **cant spell it for shit so bare with it**
jumping on a platform to the next one and running on a railing is parkour? exactly! makes perfect sense! that means going down a slide is parkour! jumping over a toy car is parkour! jump roping is parkour!!! TEENAGE PREGNANCY IS PARKOUR!!!!!!!
I remember walking into a Gamestop looking forward to buying this game. I picked it out, whipped out my money, and went over to the cash register. You know what happened? The cashier all but refused to sell this game to me, telling me to save my money and pick something else. You know it is a bad game if the video game store refuses to sell it to people on a good conscious.
especially Gamestop
+RC15O5 I was little and couldn't tell a good game from a bad one. Got it for 8 bucks.
+RC15O5 my local GAME marked it down to £3 in the first couple weeks, didn't mark down colonial marines though
ikr
+JJHughes2000 I got it for a pound
This is the game that taught me the lesson to never pre-order a game.
Why dark souls 2? It's a great game.
***** You must regret alot then...
How is dark souls 2 not worth $60... I got 130 hours of gameplay out of it and I'm still playing it on pc. Now I just need to get all the dlc.
Jason Davenport Mainly, because when I started playing darksouls 2, It just threw me into it, I had no idea what's going on. These random women in the intro call me a hollow and I go kill shit.
I didn't find it funny. It was too random for me.
I stopped after like 30 mins, since I couldn't get clarity on the story.
If you never knew the souls games just throws you in the game then where have you been in your life
All the characters look like they are straight out of Shrek 3
Lol
Lmfao
that movie sucked XD
All the characters look like they're Shrek from Shrek 3.
Egyptian Overlord I dont disagree
Can't believe it's been 10 years. Just watching this for nostalgia!
Same!
real ones remember when it had rock music before copyright.
@@tinyveil5:17
Rewatching Angry Joe for Nostalgia is always a 10/10 experience
"wait till the price goes down" *6 years later it's a free to play game*
And you're still being ripped pff.
They're stealing your time
That intro is still gold 11 years later
ITS THIS GAME...ITS THIS GAME JOE GET OUTTA HERE JOE RUNNNNN!!!!! lmfao
I was dying of laughter at that whole intro once Joe showed his face XD!
MegaGamer HD it also scared the crap outta me when i first saw it XD
Alex Fraser your not the only one (join me we must destroy this game before it destroys joe
Kenneth Valdes
lol yeah
that scene is so hilarious! and scary at the same time...😂
I remember buying this at Gamestop for $2 and thought it was a steal. Then I played it and realized that's all it was worth.
well the game is it worth that much
yeah i just bought it for 99 cents and that is about what it is worth
Same exact situation
You got robbed.
same exact situation dude holy shit
Hey, what are you doing in the comments?! YOU SHOULD BE TAKING BACK OUR COMMAND POST!
***** With the Puff the Magic Dragonnade
Sunny MC HD its fine I have a grenade!
XxSoreThumbGamesxX Stand back its extremely dangerous.
XxSoreThumbGamesxX count to three. not four. not five. only three.
Haha...You run in in there with that MiniGun shouting "I'M GOING AFTER THE SUPPLY COMMAND POST!!!!!!!!!!"
One of the biggest disappointments for me in gaming... if not the biggest.
SuperCsubi You know I owned the game on xbox, and my biggest problem with the game were the maps. Couple of maps were a "bit" unbalanced.
i take it you didnt play destiny lol
Honestly, I didn't care about Destiny, and I was right about it. :D
you were very lucky then
I bought it for about 7 bucks at a half price books, if the people who where working on this spent more time balancing the gameplay, and fixing some of the problems (the 1 level in where you escort the hostage has a hallway that completely supports the defenders in an unfair way, there aren't enough guns, not enough maps) the game could be really amazing. (the parkour was probably the best part about this game, the shooting it just ok as it takes about a full mag of bullets to put someone out of the fight)
Your intros are so funny man... :'D
***** Yeah on this one I laughed so hard I was crying
No they aren't
+GoldenKnight582 no it's not
+Bradley Snow they are really not.. I find myself looking in the comments hoping someone put a timestamp in to skip to the review
+firmninja mc shut up
Poor Joe, UA-cam copy strike made him cut audio years after the vid was posted. Greedy copy finder contractors.
amen to that, i remember dicovering the track/this band because of this video
their loss i guess
@@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash what is the song/band?
@@Tax_2000 halo/soil
I know such ridiculous policies
@@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash That song isn't gone. It must have been another one.
I remember this game was so hyped and now it's less than 5$ at GameStop
To be fair, Gta IV and battlefield bad company 1/2 are also5 bucks so...
yeah but this game got returned on literally the same day it launched.
Heck, it got for free when I bought another game "rage"
I got it for 30 cents and still felt ripped off
Luis Villgeas
My gamestore started to give this game away for free. Since they did have 30 games in storage xD
I love how the company who made the game is called, "Splash Damage"
Yet their grenade animations are the total opposite of "Splash"
How ironic...
Kiddie pool splash :)
12:18 had me dying! That grenade is fucking brutal!
An absolute beast.
The reason Japan surrendered in WWII
lol
I like this old Joe. All skinny on meth and the hand movement is spot on.
Lmao.
Debraval Reyes me fucking too man. i find myself constantly coming back to a handful of old videos because they’re still gold
Meth?
Same. All the pre 2014 videos are gold
@@christ1997 dude you never tried meth? You've been missing out.
I laughed so hard at the gernade part lll
I meant lol
I Died...
chandlerGameFreak753 Rest In Peace
Cj Lange Thank You Mate!
The grenade made me laugh too, and I'm at work...shhhh lol
This is a retro review... ah the good old days when i had no problems as a child.
"You know, it pains me when a game with so much potential, fails to deliver on it's promises."
Hmm...Destiny....Evolve.....
Anthem was nice. It brought a whole six pack for those games to hold
Cyberpunk 2077.
They're taking the COMMAND POSTS!!!!
still play this game? I miss it lol
they stole our COMMAND POST take it back!!
come on comrades !
+Mohmmed Nour godzilla is attacking the command post the command post is losing power
+Mohmmed Nour Those keystrokes could have been used to feed kids in Africa at freerice.com/
It's this game joe, IT'S THIS GAAAMMMEEE!!!! RUN JOE, RUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!
When the parkour scenes started and the audio went silent, I was wondering what was wrong? then I remembered the UA-cam copyright law system
superzilla784 its funny how they claimed copyright when this review has been around for 8 years
Saint Boot Just a song. I think its the same one that plays just fine immediately after
When I was younger, I actually liked this game.
Me too. I still like it today.
Same actually, I was in middle school playing all summer. With the right music, the game is pretty fun
Same
Me and my brother were addicted to this game. It was too much fun
Who else comes back every once in a while to watch this since its hilarious.
Lel
I do. Hello from 2022.
2:36 - 2:48 TitanFall in a Nutshell. Thanks Joe.
uhm... this comment smells like hipster.
It also smells like jealousy...
butthurt?
You must be so cool playing some imported Japanese RPG from 1987 after a trip to Starbucks.
*"A game that clearly wasnt finished"*
Dafuq?!??!
Titanfall must be the most solid release we have seen in YEARS.
11:20 no K/D scoreboards, little did he know that 10 years later BF2042 would release lol
I actually thought Brink was kinda fun. I must be the minority in this.
Brink was like titanfall. Got alot of hate when it turned out to be a fun game (IMO)
Nolan Hickey I actually really enjoyed Brink, despite its flaws. A lot of people think it's a massive disappointment, but I think it's a hidden gem.
Its fucking ass trash, terrible - repetitive, boring and lazy stop excusing trash or it will continue
Nolan Hickey I enjoyed it, the A.I on my copy were OK actually so I had a lot of fun with this game
Ronan Slevin Yup, I had the same experience.
Brink is a great idea still.. Id like to see someone do a good remake of it on next gen
They did. It's called Titanfall
+Derpingtron Games he said a GOOD remake.
mutilator97 Oh! Titanfall is a little fun though....
Please don't kill me...
+popacap21 Too bad it will never happen.
Papakap22
Dirty Bomb
Even though the game is awful, I kinda liked it... To be fair though, I also liked Brute Force. A game no one has heard of nor played
Brute Force was the shit
Kince Da Femboi Brute Force was my shit!!!
Brute force was a badass game that can't be compared to this shit
I remember Brute Force... wasn't that an early Xbox release. I only have vague memories of it though....
I find that game all the time in discount stores
Best Anrgy Joe intro of all time!
+Quincy Cleophas Jenkins xD
I couldn't stop laughing
+Quincy Cleophas Jenkins Those keystrokes could have been used to feed kids in Africa at freerice.com/
Hhhaaaaaaaa I was crying laughing at that intro at 1:00 in the damn morning.
+Quincy Cleophas Jenkins I like how he was legitimately playing it, too. Notice how the character stops moving when he's getting ready to turn around.
I miss the old Joe...
Sad to see him getting older and less enthusiastic.
Super terrible games used to be kind of an uncommon event, but now the standard is so low for the average game that he lost his motivation.
@@razzdarkstar your not wrong
@@razzdarkstar
Damn, aint that the truth....
Now i see why Joe is diffrent now
It will happen to you too
Actually....I may or may not wanna take back what i said before.
After watching him more, at least the recent contents, Joe is still the same-ish actually, i mean theres no jarring diffrence between him then and now. Its just that he got more to talk about. If you have notice something that i didnt, feel free to let me know. (Tho lets not talk about that fiasco when Joe disabled comments. That was bad lol)
And oh, more shit games for him to ramble. Hehe. Joy
That intro was perfect! XD
he should make a compilation of all his angry Joe intros they're too funny
Javil Anisel hey wana play a zombie game? 😀
Someone on the Internet must do it! It would be The Holy Grail of Humor! :D
Funny enough, I had an ad for a Destiny DLC when watching this video. get it? It's funny cuz Destiny was also underwhelming
XD
+Nickolas Marchuk keep paying $60 for each one..theres a story in there some where. Maybe youll get a story after about $560 spent
rub ber Or I could play fallout 4 when it comes out :3
+Nickolas Marchuk Destiny is a good game but they just need to add more value to it
+kingkittymf As long as Activision and the current staff have hold of the game, it will never get better.
Im glad most smart people aren't gonna continue to buy into it after spending $40 on the Taken Wallet and only to have everything for $60. BTW $28-$34 bucks on Amazon, Legendary edition….
We are desperate and fuck you year 1 players ;)
Activision/Bungie
Omg, that was funny. I'm in the middle of playing Fallout 4, an AI shouted STAND BACK and Joe timed it perfectly OH NO BETTER STAND BACK :)
MarkiPewdSepticeye Kitty k
Hey, why the LONG FACE Joe?
I know, I know, pretty late for that, eh?
Pete Madrona nah
Joe from 2011: wait till the price drops for the game
Me in 2017: well brink is free now, waited 6 years for that kind of price drop.
Yes, but is it worth the space it takes on your hard drive?
we need a less rushed brink II, anyone agree?
yeah the cocept is cool but poorly made
Heard of Titanfall?
cooldude10149804 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO of course not with all of those commercials, NO IDEA AT ALL!!!
Keegan Oliver
Titanfall is good but Brink had more potential campaign multiplayer wise.
HELL YES!!!
Coming back to this video and seeing the songs cut cause UA-cam makes me sad
TheWTFsauce :(((
Never forget the heavy metal music during the parkour montage, gone but not forgotten 😢
I paid $70 for this on release day..
axelx666 i'm sorry for your loss
Damn
axelx666 i payd 10bucks 1 year later. had a lot of fun. got to max lvl.
Im glad in my generation of lil kid going to the store to buy a game i took all my lawn clipping cash to get black ops 2.... Good tiens
Damn bro I’m sorry to hear that.
i played this game....
i have to take an entire sheet of pills and anti phychotic drugs to keep me from destroing anything in my path and killing this game.
I didn't even know I did that.
Xx Raiden xX _There's a Multiverse you know but i held two planets apart while being blasted by lazers and a death zone with gravity 200.000.000 times that of Earth's and the lazers can obleterate Adimantium yet i witshstood it becasue i had an Imodum upgrate_
Jack Raiden I remember that. Good times.
Xx Raiden xX _Really?? how can you remember what i ddi in my anime THE lEGEND oF rAIDEN HAHA NOW YOU JUST BEING FUNNY WITH ME_
Jack Raiden Well, I am you and you are me. So even if I didn't do it, you did it, and we are the same person.
A near 30yr old man playing in a park with a camera 😳
Tru that
Haha Joe's like mid 20s don't go too tuff on him XD
+Bandito thats still near 30 :)
A 16 year old still using emojis.
+ThisIsNotMyID withJaveable "We Gonna Kick Some Ass With This Channel! • Maybe I Play Games Too Much, But When They Ask For The Secret To Epic Gaming, I Will Only Say, ''Give me a bucket ..."
no talking about how it claimed to be the tf2 killer? no? ok...
@Gokuz lol TF2 never died and never will.
We need this Joe back in 2019.
*Watching Angry Joe in 2x speed really adds a new experience :D*
Watching him in 0.5 makes him sound drunk as hell!
one of the best youtubers in my book! Wish you the best, Joe..live long and prosper!
This review is a certified hood classic!
I'm surprised that he didn't bring up the fact that if you down someone from behind they go flying backward towards you it made me lol many times
best thing about the game is the "anger" unlockable item in tf2 ._.
5:09 and thats how i became a virgin for life
9:30 and thats why you have glasses
good one
Tanner P Tanner P? Oh fuck my name's Tanner Plant lol what's your last name?
Pike
Tanner P Aww darnit would of been cool if it was Plant
I loved this game as a kid I spent countless hours playing it
1:01
I'm also pretty sure they said they pretty much released the game unfinished to help fund skyrim.
The fallout series was made so they could fund skyrim
what? lol not the series but new vegas was made to help fund skyrim too.
That intro gets me every time 😂
This game had many obvious short comings but I had many experiences created from dynamic and unique situations in game that were extremely fun. While frustrating I ended up enjoying this game a lot
That opening skit is still hilarious.
What's the music when the parkour fails are playing?
Soil HALO
Does anyone else enjoy watching the old reviews..or is it just me
Yup
love that intro
Sounds a lot like titanfall
C Delany / Borderlands
chris beam WOW, You liked your own comment...
chris beam you're supposed to hate ur own comment not like it right?
Stupid,brinx came out WAAAAAY TIME AGO
Its way before Titanfall and is better than Titanfall now IN MY OPINION
not finished game? sounds like everyday games today. And it’s accepted. Wish we shit on AAA games like we did Brink
oh dont you even dare compare this to mirrors edge!!! brink can never NEVER get even close to mirrors edge parkour
I didn't think this game was bad. It was only plagued by many glitches and bug which they later patched.
Did they fix the immense lag?
akiflyer Yea
Lawson Ashurst does it matter? Does anyone still play this piece of shit?
Popat Panchat No, bro re-bought it on 360 direct to drive. Its what he referred to as "a floater" being pretty dead (sold 1st copy after release). Same knackered texture pop ins, terrible rubber banding lag. Huge disappointment. Save yourself some change mate.
Andy Nolan I agree, I still have this on PS3. It's still shit.
That parkour clip of you going down the slide had me cheesin..... 😂😂
5:08- 5:12 Now this is parkour...
I have the game. I like the look of it, I like how if feels to play. But it's boring as hell and the multiplayer sucks. Joe is absolutely spot on here, which is too bad because the game could have been really cool. As I said the look is nice, the setting is nice. I like how it's light and you can actually see shit. I like how it's kinda cell shaded. So a big fat missed opportunity, it could've been my UT replacement if done right.
I totally agree, the game is a really cool concept (like mirrors edge bit more focus on shooting). But the developers rushed the game and put out a piece of "meh".
Grenade looks more like a wall circuit blew a short circuit.
a pity that the music at some points is cut
I associate the cut music so heavily with this review/classic Joe :(
am I the only that never heard about this game,up until now.
Yes
No
I miss Joe bashing bad games...
His classic style was way too good for its time.
"It pains me when a game with so much potential fails to deliver on it's promises" Oh 5 years ago Joe, just you wait.
Take it easy on Destiny. Its hands are full holding Anthem's beer.
Cyberpunk
If anyone's here and wondering what the song during the parkour segment was, it's "Halo" by Soil, you can hear a slight snippet of it in 4:06.
Has Splash Damage even done anything since Brink?!
+Alex Rodriguez Dirty Bomb
+Alex Rodriguez Enemy Territory Quake Wars
Didn't they make dirty bomb?
same also
+Alex Rodriguez Those keystrokes could have been used to feed kids in Africa at freerice.com/
this review has the best intro ever 0:53 xD
those were grenades? i thought i was throwing fireworks.
Did anyone notice that Halo by Soil was just muted except for the Mindjack part probably to avoid copyright claim which sucks and it feels weird without it.
lol, best intro ever!
i think this is the worst game that Bethesda had ever made ... it is a freaking masterpiece of pure bullshit
i got this game for free from a friend and i am sorry to have it for free ..... really WTF?!
Bethesda didn't make this game.
zombirai then who did?
Ahmed Safwet Splash Damage. Bethesda just published it.
NoobSaibot307 that really makes sense right now .... i know that Bethesda can't develop such a bad game like that , Thanks
Justin Aguirre lol they sure did. but that was early era games. before the ability to make games like morrowind :3
**cant spell it for shit so bare with it**
Godzila is aproaching the command post, the command post is losing power!
You caught me off guard on that grenade animation 😂😂😂
What song did you use during the parkour skit
Shazam it
keegan jacobsen SOIL - halo
+keegan jacobsen Darude-sandstorm
+Christian Svenneby that is not funny anymore.
Also, hello fellow swede
Best bit of brink is the character customization
Anybody watching this in 2019 and surprised by how much weight Joe has gained
Sucks that you had to cut out the music due to copy right stuff
'Halo' - Soil. Fucking amazing song Joe
ITS THIS GAME JOE... RUNNNN
I lost it on the grenade xD
Love the skits at the beginning of your videos, Joe. Make me laugh every time
I can only imagine what the community thinks of Joe and his intros to his videos LMAO
They never fail to make me laugh
The beginning of this video is literally titan fall pre titan fall.
When this game came out i was sooooo excited but it was a big disapointment
4:06 damn angry Joe got a copyright strike. What song did he try to play anyway?
GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE OUTPOST! THE OUTPOST IS LOSING POWER!
nyanrlz I get it lol
Fucking hell youtube now the music is cut out, really ruins the comedy
jumping on a platform to the next one and running on a railing is parkour? exactly! makes perfect sense! that means going down a slide is parkour! jumping over a toy car is parkour! jump roping is parkour!!! TEENAGE PREGNANCY IS PARKOUR!!!!!!!
Watching old reviews is still good
I love the story and character design but there should be much more from such a notorious company
annoying characters never shutting up and repeating info that you don't care about?
sounds like this game was ahead of it's time
Wow, the difference in voice is amazing. Not completely hoarse from the years of shitty games to come.
that intro and the grenade part killed me XD