Evolve Angry Review

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024

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  • @Gruntvc
    @Gruntvc 9 років тому +833

    IGN gave Evolve a 9 out of 10? lol, they ripped apart the excellent Alien Isolation, but gave this shallow multiplayer game a 9!? *face palm*
    Well, I'm glad I did buy Titanfall last year. It taught me never to buy another AAA multiplayer game on release, especially after I saw it go on sale digitally with the season pass for around $20. So, Evolve is a definite pass for me.
    Great review Angry Joe, I hope you do one for The Order 1886 next!

    • @RedX165
      @RedX165 9 років тому +52

      Well Evolve must of felt more like COD to give it a 9/10.
      Mark my word the next COD will be a 8.5-9.5 with IGN.

    • @TrueZenji
      @TrueZenji 9 років тому +27

      because the game didn't have a lot of "water"

    • @yondaehun12
      @yondaehun12 9 років тому +4

      You're goddamn right

    • @tea.hot.4926
      @tea.hot.4926 9 років тому +26

      Does anyone actually pay attention to IGN reviews these days?

    • @yondaehun12
      @yondaehun12 9 років тому +29

      Histrory proves IGN for IGNorance

  • @mojosiesta9821
    @mojosiesta9821 9 років тому +114

    Good to see angry Joe exposing all the main outlets of critics with this game, this game way before release was shoved down our throats. And I'm not saying I agree with angry Joe just because I thought the game suck too, but the fact that I can't rate a f2p type game as a AAA game that has a AAA price tag with over 100$ of dlc on release day. This game would've been a lot better if it was reasonable with its price if it was f2p as the same set up. It was my problem with the order 1886, I loved the game but the publisher has no right to sell a 8-10 hour single player game for 60$ when it should be started off as 40$. Great review Joe thanks for not being a sell out, I can count on your reviews man.

    • @macan6855
      @macan6855 9 років тому +1

      Angryjoe is just saying the truth and doesnt get paid by 2k for saying something good about a bad game

    • @femtoservants
      @femtoservants 9 років тому +3

      Glad to see reasonable player, I loved the order 1886. but at the same time I know its not worth 60 or 70 dollars, at best its 40 and even then i would recommend people to buy it for like 30. But some people overreacted like the order was the worst shit ever, it had lot of flaws but also a lot of qualities.

    • @tarfielarchelone2674
      @tarfielarchelone2674 9 років тому

      + Mojo Siesta Agreed should ' very been cheaper. Also could have sworn I corrected you before on that over 100 dollars in dlc on release day. It's ok to be mad but don't blatantly lie.

    • @mojosiesta9821
      @mojosiesta9821 9 років тому +1

      femtoservants it also did something that 90% of games don't do anymore, A GREAT FUCKING STORY. I don't know why devs think they can make a multiplayer game without a good story, or a free roam game with a shit piss poor story. Guess what? MGS 5 has all of the above and will definitely have a great story if we go on its history.

    • @mojosiesta9821
      @mojosiesta9821 9 років тому

      Tarfiel Archelone wait what? It didn't have over 100 dollars of dlc on release date? I'm sorry it's just that's what I heard from a lot of people and if I'm wrong then I'm sorry, I didn't want to mis inform everyone.

  • @Equinox2149
    @Equinox2149 9 років тому +86

    Evolve is the new Titanfall, here today gone tomorrow.

    • @ItsHammSandwich
      @ItsHammSandwich 9 років тому +2

      Not enough content

    • @MartiniSaysNo
      @MartiniSaysNo 9 років тому +5

      To be honest I enjoyed Titanfall more than Evolve.

    • @stevesb97
      @stevesb97 9 років тому +9

      People still play Titanfall... a lot...

    • @erikdrummingod
      @erikdrummingod 9 років тому

      I see what you mean, but titan fall is still a thing in some cases.

    • @playcebovision5319
      @playcebovision5319 9 років тому

      It'll die much faster than Titanfall because in Titanfall you could at least have fun by actually doing something rather than nothing.

  • @Karzakus
    @Karzakus 4 роки тому +6

    Blue for 2 dollars? HAH, try blue for 17! Ah... these were the good old days.

  • @ardy227
    @ardy227 9 років тому +10

    Right now its a free 2 play title you paid to play. Here's what I thought would have made the game better.
    PVP Modes
    4v4v1 - pit hunters against each other to take down the one monster for better rewards (no such reward system, so not going to happen) A loot system would have been great.
    4v4 - your regular pvp against players
    Character Creation and 'CUSTOMIZATION' - Make the player feel unique and imagine customizing the look of a monster. Get rid of the god awful bullshit DLC (charging us $$ for reskins. Really assholes? this is not a AAA game),
    Have only the 4 major classes, with the ability to choose from the roster of weapons that is already made for the other characters you play. Mix and match weapons. In return creates dynamic game play which this game is sorely missing.
    This game wasted its potential with bullshit DLC on release, an almost linear game play system which was meant to be dynamic, lack of content and a poor excuse of a reward system. It could have been so much more if they put it a little more effort.

    • @kennethwise2
      @kennethwise2 9 років тому

      That actually sounds really good. I would have paid for that if the game actually did those things.

  • @bottemlessfries
    @bottemlessfries 9 років тому +829

    Remember when camos used to be unlockable? Now you pay $2 per camo.

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому +3

      There is unlockable skins in the game.

    • @NSFSponsor
      @NSFSponsor 9 років тому +90

      Shinethelight He's referring to all of them. I loved older games in the day that allowed you to find skins. They felt more rewarding. Now you buy most of them in a store.

    • @sneedclavehere8918
      @sneedclavehere8918 9 років тому +72

      Shinethelight why the fuck are you defending this piece of shit?

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому +2

      Mik Gnoy Don't be such an AngryJoe zombie tons of people are having a blast with the game. Do you really have some sort of need to hate on it? Do you even own it?

    • @NSFSponsor
      @NSFSponsor 9 років тому +29

      Shinethelight Joe only said the game was average. If this guy hates it Then there is another reason he thinks it's bad than just because "Joe told me."

  • @easadventures1349
    @easadventures1349 4 роки тому +1344

    Back when we still called it "DLC" and not "microtransactions"

    • @coriwilliams8874
      @coriwilliams8874 4 роки тому +86

      And it only got worse from there

    • @star666lane3
      @star666lane3 3 роки тому +28

      @Brendan Milburn
      1. Mental illness
      2 addiction
      3 kids
      Recipe for disaster
      And all big companies will see is a opportunity to for diversity and mind control Sh** along with the BUYTHISBUYTHAT crap that completely makes you feel like a product

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 2 роки тому +48

      Back when blue weapon skins cost $2 and were ridiculed instead of costing $50 and being widely accepted

    • @andreassp8745
      @andreassp8745 2 роки тому

      Yeahhhhh….

    • @SquilliamNigwardicus
      @SquilliamNigwardicus Рік тому +11

      Oblivion horse armor DLC was the bane of our existence

  • @Skillfulstone
    @Skillfulstone 4 роки тому +1350

    The "Blue" thing is starting to be a meme in Angry reviews XD

    • @LazyCreepypasta
      @LazyCreepypasta 4 роки тому +59

      Because why do they keep charging more for blue? Lol

    • @gogglesXL
      @gogglesXL 4 роки тому +17

      Valerant has the blue aswell

    • @LordFrieza848
      @LordFrieza848 4 роки тому +48

      IS THAT FUCKING BLUE!?

    • @elang1702
      @elang1702 4 роки тому +24

      @@LordFrieza848 No no no, it's FUCKING *SHINY* BLUE !

    • @route77productions
      @route77productions 4 роки тому +16

      Valorant, Fallout 74, Evolve and Resident Evil: Umbrella Corp. What other game charges you for blue?

  • @XProjectHunterX
    @XProjectHunterX 9 років тому +330

    this is why i wait for reviews now. 2014 fucked me up the ass with broken and subpar games. thanks for the honest review as always joe.

    • @Trancecend
      @Trancecend 9 років тому +3

      I hope you read more than one review.

    • @azurai3934
      @azurai3934 9 років тому +37

      Trancecend What, you mean the paid ones?

    • @jarma5952
      @jarma5952 9 років тому +1

      Shirogane_7
      they are paid because you don't agree with them?

    • @azurai3934
      @azurai3934 9 років тому +11

      jarma 5 No, because the paid ones lie and don't mention the games flaws.

    • @Trancecend
      @Trancecend 9 років тому +3

      Shirogane_7 Did I said that? No I didn't

  • @P90XGetRipped
    @P90XGetRipped 8 років тому +2739

    I guess you could say this game is LEFT 4 DEAD

    • @fazeaaykay7471
      @fazeaaykay7471 8 років тому +24

      lmao

    • @TheFearsomeRat
      @TheFearsomeRat 8 років тому +4

      +CHAOSCOMMENTATORS Just fucking Lol

    • @fazeaaykay7471
      @fazeaaykay7471 8 років тому +1

      +Joshua Dixon nigga

    • @ViewtifulJohnny
      @ViewtifulJohnny 8 років тому +3

      +CHAOSCOMMENTATORS lmao no way you came with this on your own

    • @P90XGetRipped
      @P90XGetRipped 8 років тому +14

      +Wutai Prime i did, the devs that made this made left 4 dead and i thought of that shitty pun :)

  • @DarthKato
    @DarthKato 9 років тому +226

    I knew what this game was from the start. A repetitive, money sucker. No thanks.

    • @TheXBladeist
      @TheXBladeist 9 років тому +23

      ▲ My thoughts on most Multiplayer games.

    • @hank9499
      @hank9499 9 років тому +18

      Aaron Moore You are an idiot. IGN gets paid to give those scores. You make yourself look like the kid.

    • @HannuSKorvala
      @HannuSKorvala 9 років тому

      Haven't played the game, but just seeing that it has those stupid ass microtransactions I'm not going to get it. The game indrusty is going to the wrong direction, and the cause of is (in my opinion) our beloved Gaben (Praise Gaben!). Stupid tf2

    • @blueprotoss18
      @blueprotoss18 9 років тому +2

      I'm really confused here since every game is repetitive.

    • @VotePaineJefferson
      @VotePaineJefferson 9 років тому +1

      I second that.

  • @xxzxxw
    @xxzxxw 5 років тому +414

    Watching this 4 years later, I'm reminded that at one time, we didn't have a word for microtransactions.

    • @xxzxxw
      @xxzxxw 5 років тому +13

      Or at least it wasn't used back then.

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 4 роки тому +3

      I know at some point we didn't, but don't know how this video reminds about that. 25:10

    • @jibodagrey6500
      @jibodagrey6500 2 роки тому

      would have to go back to before xbox360 to get to that time... xbox360 ruined gaming

    • @Drebolaskan
      @Drebolaskan 2 роки тому

      Whoever came up with microtransanctions, I hope they're in hell eating their bags of burning banknotes through their ass

    • @Deception975
      @Deception975 2 роки тому +2

      @@jibodagrey6500 I bought the horse armor, lol

  • @Zyphera
    @Zyphera 9 років тому +124

    It's so sad! This game could have been so fucking awesome.

    • @jordanrutherford3771
      @jordanrutherford3771 9 років тому +16

      It is awesome, just not enough content.

    • @ayandragon2727
      @ayandragon2727 9 років тому +2

      Thaal Sinestro it has more then enough content evry math is verry diffrent and yes it is awesome

    • @jordanrutherford3771
      @jordanrutherford3771 9 років тому +7

      I'd have to disagree. Is the game awesome? Yes. But you'll see everything it has to offer in a few hours.
      It is quite addictive though.

    • @ayandragon2727
      @ayandragon2727 9 років тому +2

      Thaal Sinestro well wow i made more spelling mistakes then i thought but all the matchs are so diffrent some hardcore players agree case and point ghostrobo

    • @lazarus8472
      @lazarus8472 9 років тому +6

      Zyphera The truly sad part being that just like Destiny, they'll announce a second one that will be 10x better than the last when in reality, it'll be the same tired trash we've gotten before. The gaming industry is in a really sad place for AAA titles right now.

  • @aaronleatherman883
    @aaronleatherman883 9 років тому +180

    I remember when this game came out my friend was super hiped, bought all the DLC and was showing off that he got it. When I went to his house and played it, it seemed pretty crappy but I didn't say because I THOUGHT that I hadn't seen its full potential. A little less than a month later, I ask him how it is. He basically said, "what the hell is evolve"

    • @Percus15
      @Percus15 9 років тому +9

      LOL

    • @ncrvet8180
      @ncrvet8180 9 років тому +5

      LOL indeed

    • @saberhap2639
      @saberhap2639 9 років тому

      +Aaron Leatherman Hyped*

    • @PwnerforhighER
      @PwnerforhighER 9 років тому

      +Aaron Leatherman I was super hype for it too and it is fun, however, their model for the progression of the game was more micro-transactions and less content.

    • @nDjinn1
      @nDjinn1 9 років тому

      +Aaron Leatherman You could literally be talking about 90% of the people that bought this game. It could have been awesome but for some reason they let some marketing moron make too many decisions. I stopped playing when I realized the season pass I paid 30 pounds for, was worth literally fuck all. Even at release there was content that didnt come with the season pass (not talking about the shitty skins either) - Way to ruin a great reputation by being fucking greedy.

  • @Bain0o
    @Bain0o 9 років тому +680

    Angryjoe and totalbiscuit are pretty much the only big reviewers who can still be trusted. Thank you joe, thank you so much for your honesty.
    Edit: I know that there are other youtubers like jim sterling who are trustworthy, but TB and Joe are pretty much THE biggest influences .

    • @paaaaaaaaq
      @paaaaaaaaq 9 років тому +33

      tb does only first impressions not full reviews.

    • @TheJollyRainCloud
      @TheJollyRainCloud 9 років тому +1

      TheCrimsonLink It depends on the game and how long it is, he plays the game for a considerable amount of time so sometimes he does complete the game. For example Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons. When he completes the game it can be considered a full review.

    • @ShufflingWhale
      @ShufflingWhale 9 років тому +21

      Jim Sterlng too

    • @bjornironside4674
      @bjornironside4674 9 років тому +2

      TheCrimsonLink
      Well for this game it's not that big of a difference. I have a feeling he might accidentally do a "review" for the order as well

    • @Henny_Daddy
      @Henny_Daddy 9 років тому +5

      DSPGaming too.

  • @libitina8284
    @libitina8284 5 років тому +818

    Who came back here because of Fallout 76 Blue skin scene?

    • @Silversoul-ri3wx
      @Silversoul-ri3wx 5 років тому +4

      Bionicle TV29 ✋

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 5 років тому +23

      LOL It’s an Angry Joe Show meme at this point

    • @utkarshbenjwal2068
      @utkarshbenjwal2068 5 років тому +8

      Yes ma man..... I am digging through joe's library for his angry rants.. And it got me here😁😁😁

    • @darrenneves247
      @darrenneves247 5 років тому +2

      BLUE

    • @Valkier_Kato
      @Valkier_Kato 5 років тому +7

      I had flashbacks and couldn't find the source of 'BLUE!?' until I came back here.

  • @SikkakTheArm
    @SikkakTheArm 8 років тому +3075

    I forgot this game even existed.

    • @SikkakTheArm
      @SikkakTheArm 8 років тому

      jethical b15 does anyone still play it?

    • @jahimpraylow190
      @jahimpraylow190 8 років тому +2

      +Iroquois Pliskin I do I love it

    • @mr.timmeyyy7113
      @mr.timmeyyy7113 8 років тому +1

      Wtf Pliskin? We know you Snake.

    • @nicoroys7560
      @nicoroys7560 8 років тому +2

      Well it's free now, so ya can try it out.

    • @jahimpraylow190
      @jahimpraylow190 8 років тому +2

      I love evolve hate dlc but still love the game

  • @Adam_U
    @Adam_U 9 років тому +498

    Between this and The Order and Watch Dogs and Asassin's Creed Unity and so on, I think it's fair to say the AAA industry is a fucking joke

    • @SanFran51
      @SanFran51 9 років тому +56

      And Nintendo is laughing in the background going I told you AAA gaming is a waste of time!

    • @UnderdogPlays_
      @UnderdogPlays_ 9 років тому +34

      Tiswaser um no they are crying because their business model doesn't allow thier games in youtube.

    • @lewietheterrier
      @lewietheterrier 9 років тому +39

      We had the overhyped three last year (Titanfall, Watch_Dogs and Destiny) and now that Evolve & The Order: 1886 have come out, it seems like we're going to have a repeat of 2014 in terms of 3rd party games - a load of overhyped games that aren't worth the full retail price.

    • @SanFran51
      @SanFran51 9 років тому +3

      and Watch Dogs was lame and Call of Duty became predictable a few years ago and Far Cry 4 is basically more Far Cry 3.

    • @UnderdogPlays_
      @UnderdogPlays_ 9 років тому +4

      Yet indie games are original ,cheap and fun yet ppl complain.

  • @HeisenbergsTrailers
    @HeisenbergsTrailers 9 років тому +656

    Angry Joe is one guy, IGN is a company with 100+ people.
    Angry Joe does Real reviews, IGN only review games that they get payed $150 and the ones that they don't get paid by they give 3.1 like they gave Alien Isolation.
    Angry Joe gets best review on UA-cam

    • @geert574
      @geert574 9 років тому +8

      Joe never even finishes a game...

    • @grimmjoww4872
      @grimmjoww4872 9 років тому +47

      Geert Matthys I don't think you must complete a game in all instances to make a review. Multiplayer games you just need to play the game long enough. The same thing can be said for most games whether they are RPG or action games, if you have spent 15 hours on a game I think you're in a good place to make a review generally. I don't need to see a game out to know whether the gameplay is fun or not.

    • @CartoonReview
      @CartoonReview 9 років тому +9

      First of all, McCaffrey gave Alien a 6, not 3.1. Second, take off your tinfoil hat, you sound like a fucking idiot.

    • @CumCaptain
      @CumCaptain 9 років тому +1

      Geert Matthys really? are you there with him when he plays? that's what i thought...

    • @TheJapeful
      @TheJapeful 9 років тому +9

      Geert Matthys And IGN does?

  • @altec3600
    @altec3600 6 років тому +96

    There’s something about the way he emphasizes the “bl” in Blue that makes me lol

  • @VOIDSenseMusic
    @VOIDSenseMusic 9 років тому +611

    More people are playing Spore than there are people playing Evolve right now.
    Evolve - ~850 people
    Spore - ~1,500 people.
    This is sad.

    • @jordanrutherford3771
      @jordanrutherford3771 9 років тому +6

      PC version?

    • @Rogue-Creations
      @Rogue-Creations 9 років тому +5

      Where did u get those SPORE numbers from? Because thats far from acurate

    • @DRIPLORD45
      @DRIPLORD45 9 років тому +5

      Rogueterra94 from 2 weeks ago. Look at the date

    • @VOIDSenseMusic
      @VOIDSenseMusic 9 років тому +13

      Rogueterra94 Here it is:
      steamcharts.com/cmp/17390,273350
      The numbers are a bit off now, but Evolve still struggles.

    • @darrenholmes7385
      @darrenholmes7385 9 років тому +98

      Only 850 playing evolve some people ask why so few, the bigger question is why so many

  • @lookingout5670
    @lookingout5670 9 років тому +472

    this game sucks....gave it back to game stop for dragon ball game

    • @derrickgilliam6281
      @derrickgilliam6281 9 років тому +3

      I need DB Xeno lol. PH and Fable Legends (but that is now free so yay)

    • @Simatary
      @Simatary 9 років тому +2

      Same.

    • @gustavorangel1141
      @gustavorangel1141 9 років тому +2

      you fucken suck thats why

    • @palewolf9346
      @palewolf9346 9 років тому +66

      Gustavo Rangel Butthurt fanboy alert

    • @palewolf9346
      @palewolf9346 9 років тому +18

      Gustavo Rangel LMAO, look at you. A sad example of a gamer who thinks everyone who disagrees with him on what he likes is stupid.
      Keep wasting your money kid, it is all you.

  • @jeanDcho
    @jeanDcho 8 років тому +1842

    Anybody came back to this video because it's F2P now just like Joe said it should be??

  • @JimSterling
    @JimSterling 9 років тому +3345

    Joe, baby, y'all know I noticed it too.

    • @nathanmills8436
      @nathanmills8436 9 років тому +509

      Jim "fucking" Sterling son

    • @dotapark
      @dotapark 9 років тому +47

      Oh wow Jim!

    • @andrewplck
      @andrewplck 9 років тому +113

      Thank God for You!

    • @DeadlockDrago
      @DeadlockDrago 9 років тому +57

      And TotalBiscuit

    • @ZeroZmm
      @ZeroZmm 9 років тому +18

      Oh man I love you..
      Thank God you're here~

  • @_guitarjun_
    @_guitarjun_ 9 років тому +53

    Shitty Medic = Everyone dies
    Shitty Tracker = Monster evolves immediately and kills everyone

    • @superfudge6428
      @superfudge6428 9 років тому +29

      Shitty tank = the monster gets away and evolves
      Shitty support = less damage to monster, less shields for you
      I played the beta, trust me, i was the "shitty" in a lot of the situations ;-;

    • @derrickgilliam6281
      @derrickgilliam6281 9 років тому +1

      whenever I played as a monster and I knew a group had a shitty Tracker, I decide not to evolve. I would just stalk/sneak the hunters and just fuck with them.

    • @arreca09
      @arreca09 9 років тому

      welcome to actually competitive gameplay , if you dont like it go back to 10 yo boys in cod

    • @bene5594
      @bene5594 9 років тому

      But than again All multiplayer games have these problems. The biggest problem in these kinds of games are that you depend on your teammates to be good. Hell they can even afk and the creators can't rlly do much about it. What are they gonna do ban you for not playing their game asif your life depended on it.
      Like in moba's its the same thing 1 member of your team just needs to have a bad day and the entire team gets punished, And its extremely frustrating.

    • @zhenyucai9216
      @zhenyucai9216 9 років тому +2

      Gabriel Gonzalez Competitive play isn't as fun when you play with random people ._.
      There is a reason why they don't just grab random people and place them into a team for sports.

  • @chazzylicks488
    @chazzylicks488 9 років тому +441

    just waiting for witcher 3 to save the last two years of games....

    • @derek5758
      @derek5758 9 років тому +75

      Hopefully Battlefront 3 and Bloodborne too.

    • @shanetexiera5515
      @shanetexiera5515 9 років тому +14

      Agree with both of you

    • @chazzylicks488
      @chazzylicks488 9 років тому +9

      Shane Texiera yea, but seriously i havent bought any games since 2013.... its been so bad this last year, and this year doesnt look too much better...

    • @GoldenDiamonds1
      @GoldenDiamonds1 9 років тому +2

      Draemic Dreams but ea man, ea...

    • @chrissieluvu
      @chrissieluvu 9 років тому

      Hope you notice that every game that has gotten a sequel after 2008 has been going down shit lane...meaning witcher 3 could become a 5-6 hour game.

  • @awesomenice742
    @awesomenice742 7 років тому +924

    sadly my mom and dad bought this for me for christmas :( ( but I still love them)

    • @BladeBlur
      @BladeBlur 7 років тому +1

      Anne R Kitty touche

    • @dingdingdingding5544
      @dingdingdingding5544 7 років тому +13

      Trevor Shaw Sadly? It's a free game, get some perspective kid.

    • @kaizer.1
      @kaizer.1 7 років тому +1

      YouCan'tHateMeMoreThaniHateMyself only free on PC

    • @dingdingdingding5544
      @dingdingdingding5544 7 років тому +8

      The Fazers He said his parents got it for him

    • @strat4104
      @strat4104 7 років тому +1

      its free though...

  • @VoodooMansion
    @VoodooMansion 9 років тому +290

    Does the developers actually pay attention to this stuff? I know if I was a game dev I would have this guy critique my beta ASAP.

    • @ayandragon2727
      @ayandragon2727 9 років тому +5

      NightEye or tb better opitin

    • @ayandragon2727
      @ayandragon2727 9 років тому

      Allen Gerchman option

    • @smasher502
      @smasher502 9 років тому +9

      Don't pay attention to shit. Turtlerock doesn't care about a single thing we say. They care only about balancing the game(which they did an absolute horrible job) instead of fixing the fuck ton amount of glitches and bugs. It's just unplayable between the bugs and the community. I loved the concept of this game but it just lost my vote when turtlerock decided to ignore their players and fuck the game further

    • @barr65
      @barr65 9 років тому +3

      NightEye i dont think they care as long as it sells

    • @adamkostas9102
      @adamkostas9102 9 років тому

      smasher502 If developers do not listen to the critics or fans then they are complete idiots. Without support there is no game.

  • @CommunistSovietChris
    @CommunistSovietChris 9 років тому +446

    Please God, PLEASE! Don't let Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain end up like this! Don't let it be some shitty overhyped game that actually sucks! Please just let me have this one game.

    • @Lorfmor
      @Lorfmor 9 років тому +14

      There are only 3 games I am looking forward to and it is The Witcher 3, No mans sky and Star wars battlefront, maybe uncharted 4, I dunno about those games, have never played any of them so but I might give it a go. If these games flops aswell, I will sell my PS4 and never lay my hands on a console again.

    • @RetroWrathX13B
      @RetroWrathX13B 9 років тому +1

      Have you even played Evolve?

    • @FreyjaYngling
      @FreyjaYngling 9 років тому +110

      MGS will be fine, it's Kojima.

    • @Lorfmor
      @Lorfmor 9 років тому +26

      RetroKidX13 its crap

    • @stalectos
      @stalectos 9 років тому

      i personally am much less excited for the phantom pain after the ground zeros fiasco.

  • @НазарИльдаров
    @НазарИльдаров 9 років тому +231

    What happened with modern gaming industry? We need another 1983 like crisis to clean up this mess.

    • @TOCS94
      @TOCS94 9 років тому +27

      I wholeheartedly agree with this. It has been going on for way too long.

    • @Zockanumber1
      @Zockanumber1 9 років тому +4

      The problem is that people still put up with shit like Evolve. It's understood that no one with at least a bit self respect should pay money for this but it should also be boycotted by gaming journalists in general

    • @BoZoiD57
      @BoZoiD57 9 років тому

      what happened? DLC, specifically day 1 DLC. And newer graphics engines.

    • @НазарИльдаров
      @НазарИльдаров 9 років тому +3

      BoZoiD57 And 40 gb first day patches

    • @666mrq
      @666mrq 9 років тому

      Some normal developer is trying to create a new Dino Crisis game...
      gamejolt.com/games/action/dino-crisis-x/29000/

  • @Blackmegagun
    @Blackmegagun 2 роки тому +8

    Turtle Rock now has made 2 horrible games on the hype of "from left for dead creators"
    Congrats 🎉🎉🎉

  • @ZiggyDoom
    @ZiggyDoom 9 років тому +129

    If you want an honest review, Always go with an independent reviewer. Angry Joe is spot on with this review because it's never biased or "paid for". Good job.

    • @chunga100
      @chunga100 9 років тому +1

      It is biased because this is a heavily competitive game so of course its going to be a lot of the same stuff. Its like arguing that your sick of having people fight in mortal kombat and want them to sit down and play poker or golf instead. And the game does have some good flavor story moments between characters while in the wild, certain areas or about to be dropped off from the sky. They way Joe says it makes it sound like team fortress 2 needs a campaign or its shit.

    • @kurtu5
      @kurtu5 9 років тому +15

      Oh its is biased, but the thing is Joe immediately tells you what his bias is and why he reviews the game so because of the acknowledged bias.
      That is rare, very rare.

    • @ZiggyDoom
      @ZiggyDoom 9 років тому +8

      His reviews may not work for everyone, but they work for me. The truth is there will never be any source that will review a game that everyone agrees with because it's ultimatly based on opinion. I perfer independent reviews over the mainstream ones because they have more freedom and control to be genuine. I had a feeling this game would not be that good (just like destiny) because they went overboard with the PR campaign. Joe got it right IMO and that's why I continue to watch and support his reviews.

    • @chunga100
      @chunga100 9 років тому +2

      *****
      I would question if you even played the game competitively because the gameplay is great and exciting of how one moment it can seem impossible to the next where you are actually breaking the defense of the latter, The value of teamwork and strategy really show out here where as the monster you need to seperate or attack them all at once in hopes of making some permanent damage, and depending on who you're fighting changes your tactics completely and where perseverance in the face of hopelessness can prove fruitful.
      Joe had trouble with a AI monster and the AI monster is complete shit to anyone who can actually play the game, and the way he wines about hanks(support class) orbital barrage knocking ppl away from the location, this is a complete noob argument because he just isn't used to the ability, its incredibly powerful and takes predictions to be used effectively or can be used to deny ground to the monster making the possibilities for it very strong and obviously, if such a thing didn't at least push you back it would be overpowered.
      And again the story is for flavor, it was never meant to be something on the par with "The last of us PS3 or Gears of War xbox 360"
      Why doesn't Team fortress 2 have a story?
      And the comments and story you do get are very genuine with the characters giving their takes or experiences and all are very diverse and come from very different back grounds.

    • @Vulcanfaux
      @Vulcanfaux 9 років тому

      It may not be paid for so he says good things. But he is telling you about it through his personal experience with the game and what he found out while playing it. So the point will be honest. But from how he gauges it. If you ask a different person who saw the same exact things and had the same complaints. They might say. It was worse than joe said. Or better. It really depends on how people gauge the game. Example I agree with him on every point on destiny. When he made that review. The difference is I still find it very playable and worth going back to from time to time. Heck. While I've already done them many times. I still find the raids in destiny some what fun. That's the only reason I still play it too.

  • @sidneygrimm5203
    @sidneygrimm5203 9 років тому +335

    It's so early in the year.... I'm fearful for 2015 ;_;

    • @udobybreak6393
      @udobybreak6393 9 років тому +43

      MUHA HA HA HA!
      Fallout 4 perhaps? Just wait : )

    • @isaacvitela5131
      @isaacvitela5131 9 років тому

      indeed :,(
      now it makes me wonder if the new coming titles are going to be worth it this year. -_-

    • @Gravedigga63
      @Gravedigga63 9 років тому +7

      Yup, so far there's already been a few less then satisfactory games released this year, hopefully it's just 2014 leaking through, there's some good promise ahead, keep your fingers crossed.

    • @Turreyz
      @Turreyz 9 років тому +8

      Dont worry The division and The witcher 3 will make 2015 im sure of it.

    • @isaacvitela5131
      @isaacvitela5131 9 років тому

      let's hope so :(
      cause one thing you know that it looks great, but when it comes out, then we will find out if 2015 can be saved :(

  • @kev8104
    @kev8104 9 років тому +1548

    Is anyone else noticing a trend in AAA games lacking more and more content.
    For example look at Titan Fall, Destiny, and Evolve. To me it seems like the actually content for some of these games is getting shorter and shorter, or is being broken apart to sold later or something

    • @DAMUSICMAN222
      @DAMUSICMAN222 9 років тому +172

      Yes, it kind of just makes me want to only play games from Naughty Dog, Rockstar, Valve and Bethesda, as they are the only companies who have delivered on basically every game they make.

    • @kev8104
      @kev8104 9 років тому +36

      Bilbo Baggins I lost respect for Rockstar ever since they failed to deliver on their promises of heists in GTA. The fact that they were able to show commercials and ads for it, yet every update they would go and say "heists are coming up soon". Fuck Rockstar. I'm not paying them for one of their games ever again, I'd rather buy it from gamester or some mom and pop shop.

    • @ChrisLaFlame
      @ChrisLaFlame 9 років тому +12

      But Destiny is amazing tho

    • @theloudestsqueaker8907
      @theloudestsqueaker8907 9 років тому +73

      Tho GTA V is still amazing without heists.

    • @kev8104
      @kev8104 9 років тому +54

      TheLoudestSqueaker It's not about opinion, they promised their consumers something that they have yet to delivered. GTA V is basically as fun as playing GTA IV now. There's nothing new or exciting that can hold interest. Once you have all the cars you want it becomes rather boring.

  • @ivantan1236
    @ivantan1236 2 роки тому +38

    joe's reviews age so well for some reason even in 2022 I go back to watching his old reviews.

  • @tomfarrington2348
    @tomfarrington2348 9 років тому +293

    Every time Joe. EVERY TIME. I cant go to sleep now and its almost 12 at night, I have to stay up and watch this review!

    • @darkblood626
      @darkblood626 9 років тому +45

      Sleep is for the weak.

    • @astonmartin6574
      @astonmartin6574 9 років тому

      Its 12 in the morning in the netherlands im lucky

    • @Jumpboots_Jamstrang
      @Jumpboots_Jamstrang 9 років тому

      It's 3:55 AM here, just woke up. Early to bed, early to rise :)

    • @jcj1346
      @jcj1346 9 років тому

      Aston Martin "its 12pm in the morning in the netherlands"

    • @duke9891
      @duke9891 9 років тому +3

      Filthy casul. I bet you pause games to go piss in a toilet. Uhhh.
      Why dont you just go and *press x* to get rekt, scrub. #blazeit420

  • @JaitsuStudios
    @JaitsuStudios 9 років тому +230

    Fanboys are out in full force it seems. Guys, if you run to the defence of every shitty cash-grab game, they are never going to get off their asses and make games actually worth the money you pay for it. The whole point of scrutinizing games like this is because you DON'T want the devs to think they can get away with half-assing it.

    • @madeline1815
      @madeline1815 9 років тому +5

      I find this game fun and enjoyable. I'm pretty pissed people are making their decisions on whether or not they should buy it on COSMETIC DLC. Also, Turtle Rock studios has stated that any and all maps added will be free. I think it's a good trade off, don't you?

    • @SGlenn97
      @SGlenn97 9 років тому +33

      TheTrap Not when you have to pay for the color blue!

    • @madeline1815
      @madeline1815 9 років тому +2

      Emilie Goomba
      *HAVE* to? No.
      *OPTIONAL*? Yes.
      In no way do you HAVE to buy skins, you can just enjoy the game (as I am doing.)

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 9 років тому +28

      TheTrap I feel sorry for you. You must be squeezing the fun out of this game. In no way is this worth $60, $50, or even $40. I'd buy it at $30, but I don't want to support cash grab games; so I won't buy this POS game at all. I can have more fun playing a $20 indie game.

    • @userSf96ejBJ4
      @userSf96ejBJ4 9 років тому +16

      TheTrap It's a matter of ethics really.
      A product is something that provides function and has been painstakingly designed so it delivers not only on that aspect but convenience, aesthetics, cost and all other facets that maximizes the general consumers' experience.
      The color blue is something so basic, so rudimentary that it should just be included in the game the first place. It's not that I'm denying the seller's freedom of selling it, it's the audacity that they put it up for sale in the 1st place that makes me uncomfortable. The color blue while offers visual value it should never amount to 2 dollars when the user has already paid 60 dollars for a(n) (incomplete) game. It's like asking for steak at a restaurant and being told that the default is well done and having it cooked any other way would cost extra.
      Sure you can choose to not buy it or eat your meat cooked well done all the time but the fact that companies are doing this means ppl are spending money for it and dare I say being exploited. What if your friend was spending 50 dollars to unlock every single color skin? Your child spending another 100 on top of the 60 you gave him/her? There's a day gonna come when you can't even name your characters anymore, it will always being either Mary or Tom and you have to spend 5 bucks to change it to something you prefer.

  • @IllySoChilly.
    @IllySoChilly. 9 років тому +169

    PEOPLE people people people! WAKE THE FUCK UP! Vote with your goddamn wallet. It is all first and foremost a business; use your money to stop practices you don't agree with and change will come.

    • @IllySoChilly.
      @IllySoChilly. 9 років тому +13

      It applies to any time you interact in the private sector from purchasing games to purchasing food.

    • @ArteAlen
      @ArteAlen 9 років тому +2

      Exactly. Oh this game have cosmetic day one dlc? let's buy 100$ worth of it! THAT WILL SHOW THEM THAT WE HATE IT! ( And the company will show every other that you dont need to have alot of content, day one dlc and people will still buy it.)

    • @AwesomeRudi51
      @AwesomeRudi51 9 років тому +2

      Ilya Furmanario say that to all those cod players, you will be flooded with hate messages everywhere.

    • @ink4852
      @ink4852 9 років тому +2

      AwesomeRudi51 My little brother wants to give me $35 so that I'll buy him some DLC for COD. I keep trying to explain to him how you shouldn't buy DLC from EA or Activision because they cut content out the base game and sell it off later. He just doesn't get it. He uses Skyrim and Shadow of Mordor against me because I bought DLC for those games. He doesn't see the difference, he says, "But I'm just one person" not realizing that everyone thinks the same way then that 1 becomes 100, 1000, then 1000000. Then in the future we get levels for games sold at $60 EACH!
      For some reason I thought Evolve was published by EA.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 9 років тому +4

      ink4852 I think the people like your brother that dont care about stuff like this is the big majority and the people that do care about this are the small minority.

  • @Patrick_0n
    @Patrick_0n 2 роки тому +8

    Turtle Rock still making garbage in 2021/2022 back 4 blood...

  • @hotman718
    @hotman718 8 років тому +122

    I felt the same way when I played the game. It's just average as fuck. No campaign either means I have no reason to play this shit. I can't believe IGN gave it a 9.

  • @alexac9749
    @alexac9749 9 років тому +351

    Every time I see a review.....I BECOME SO FUCKING HAPPY!!! XD

    • @vishalduggal00
      @vishalduggal00 9 років тому +11

      lol, same here. Love his reviews.

    • @cameron176
      @cameron176 9 років тому +3

      Vishal Duggal I have his review playlist bookmarked and I go to it EVERY DAY just to see if a new one was out, can't wait for Atilla!

    • @bjornironside4674
      @bjornironside4674 9 років тому +1

      SliceNDice
      after rome 2 I wouldn't blame him if he didn't bother

    • @megaxtrime3144
      @megaxtrime3144 9 років тому

      Same here after all he is one of the few that tells you as it is no sugger coating

    • @quincy8557
      @quincy8557 9 років тому +1

      ***** Atilla seems like Rome 2 2.0

  • @TheSilverazo
    @TheSilverazo 9 років тому +211

    I can only trust Nintendo when it comes to AAA games sadly

    • @keyboardking777
      @keyboardking777 9 років тому +27

      Eh....

    • @someone-wi4xl
      @someone-wi4xl 9 років тому +51

      me too
      i also trust VALVe

    • @keyboardking777
      @keyboardking777 9 років тому +9

      someone Meh

    • @someone-wi4xl
      @someone-wi4xl 9 років тому +8

      Jackson Vasquez whats wrong to say meh ?

    • @shihabshabbir6441
      @shihabshabbir6441 9 років тому +16

      Nintendo recycles their games constantly they are just as bad especially how they steal money from youtubers

  • @NiohArcadia
    @NiohArcadia 4 роки тому +52

    1:41 the Birth of the blue running Gag

  • @FAPDegren
    @FAPDegren 9 років тому +339

    Evolve feels like it should have been a Wii U game. 4 couch hunters, 1 chair monster with the gamepad. Good party game

    • @FAPDegren
      @FAPDegren 9 років тому +9

      FAPDegren oh, and you could attach the DLC bullshit to amiibos or something so you can have the build and bullshit saved to your monster.

    • @demonfireofhell
      @demonfireofhell 9 років тому +5

      I oddly could see that being the first real use of the game pad

    • @aerochrise
      @aerochrise 9 років тому +1

      demonfireofhell thats not true. Nintendo land used it for exactly what he described.

    • @demonfireofhell
      @demonfireofhell 9 років тому

      aerochrise and no one cared about that game. Mention a triple a game and I might concede your point.

    • @FAPDegren
      @FAPDegren 9 років тому +3

      I think we can all agree that for such an awesome piece of tech it's been shamefully under utilized

  • @TankNBeans
    @TankNBeans 8 років тому +2110

    They should make a Predator game like this. Four players against Predator

    • @slimp6532
      @slimp6532 8 років тому +95

      That sounds like a cool idea, they are actually doing that for Jason though.

    • @MrAWALK22
      @MrAWALK22 8 років тому +70

      Alien queen dlc would be sick as fuck

    • @TankNBeans
      @TankNBeans 8 років тому +17

      MrAWALK22 That would be so badass.

    • @SidewaysGts
      @SidewaysGts 8 років тому +19

      Thats basically how the last AVP games used to work. There were more marines than predators allowed on the maps.

    • @AliBazz
      @AliBazz 8 років тому +6

      oh shit thats awesofe idea mAn

  • @SuperRodimusPrime
    @SuperRodimusPrime 9 років тому +236

    Thanks Joe. You saved me from wasting my money. I really wanted to get this game but not if it's this shallow. Not at its current price anyway.

    • @lordgrin4917
      @lordgrin4917 9 років тому +2

      If you played beta and loved it then still get it, if you have friends to play with its a great game to kill time in.

    • @TheRandomGamer00
      @TheRandomGamer00 9 років тому +1

      Rogue Cheney Exactly i loved the beta and pretty much all my friends have this game.

    • @lordgrin4917
      @lordgrin4917 9 років тому

      Mathias Van Hove Yea even Joe but it on the screen, if you have friends then its a buy because its a fun game to play with friends.

    • @TheRandomGamer00
      @TheRandomGamer00 9 років тому

      Rogue Cheney i'l somehow compare it to cs go.. You need teamwork and strategies with this game. And if you don't have that. Well both games look shit. But if you do they are the best experiences you can have.

    • @SuperRodimusPrime
      @SuperRodimusPrime 9 років тому +2

      The problem is that I don't see many people on my friends list playing it. If this game either stood on its own as a single player experience, or was more tolerable with randoms, then I'd be more willing to invest.

  • @jeffn4836
    @jeffn4836 Рік тому +22

    I had totally forgotten this game was even a thing. Remember the hype for this before it came out?

    • @flamefromHalo
      @flamefromHalo 8 місяців тому +1

      I remember that it looked so cool on magazines and trailers. I was like "hell yea, I can't wait to play this when it comes out", but I never got back to it.
      I was very fortunate cause while I got hyped off of trailers I only bought games based on recommendations from friends, and since evolve flopped so hard I was never made to suffer thanks to them.

  • @hoodwynk1389
    @hoodwynk1389 9 років тому +187

    16:49
    I could tell you
    I could tell you
    but I won't

    • @Angelus.DGeist
      @Angelus.DGeist 9 років тому +4

      Sound just like the guy from destiny in AJs review. They never even bothered to explain shit

    • @darthgamer79
      @darthgamer79 9 років тому +4

      but i wont mua jajajajajajajajajajaja

    • @DoctorSoups
      @DoctorSoups 9 років тому +29

      "I don't even have time to explain on why I don't have time to explain."

    • @sumerian88
      @sumerian88 9 років тому +3

      ''Muahahahahahahaaaaa...''

    • @kpaschal84
      @kpaschal84 9 років тому

      aciddragonpuncher apparently they will if you shell out the money for that DLC

  • @xeagaort
    @xeagaort 9 років тому +174

    Alright that was a good review, now to read the comments and how Angry Joe apparently is completely wrong and stupid.

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому

      They are all over the place. Just for starters Maggie does not fall through the map that was in Beta, and was fixed. I've played the game every day since launch and have never seen Maggie do that. Why would he show that in the video? Pretty shoddy game coverage I must say.

    • @andygraham6481
      @andygraham6481 9 років тому +22

      Dude, just because something hasn't happened to you, doesn't mean something hasn't happened to someone else

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому

      Andy Graham No, it doesn't happen to anyone one anymore. I read the Steam forums every day and play every day. It was fixed, and is not in the game anymore. It is not a current bug,

    • @andygraham6481
      @andygraham6481 9 років тому

      People do play it on consoles as well. Not just steam

    • @Pangora2
      @Pangora2 9 років тому

      Did the same thing, although the upvotes show the comments are full of the Vocal Minority.

  • @ARaider510
    @ARaider510 7 років тому +80

    The fact this game went free to play shows the giant garbage the initial release was.

    • @yuripetrenko7910
      @yuripetrenko7910 7 років тому +1

      AF Raider is it still f2p?

    • @ARaider510
      @ARaider510 7 років тому

      Yuri Petrenko It may be. I heard it ran into some trouble but I never read anything more into it. (should be noted F2P was PC only

  • @zoldator
    @zoldator 9 років тому +148

    "Evolve is the first big dissapointment of 2015!" Well, Dying Light already came out, so...

    • @Enkabard
      @Enkabard 9 років тому +99

      Can i ask how was that a dissapoitment ? I'm not trying to attack you or somethimg, just asking. It felt to me it delievered EVERY aspect they promised... i mean two- zombies and parkour, and it works decently as killing zombies and running.

    • @brazwen
      @brazwen 9 років тому +150

      Dying Light is a hell lot better than Evolve. And Dying Light isn't a disappointment, it's cliched like all zombies genre.

    • @rudeboi6502
      @rudeboi6502 9 років тому +3

      brazwen yep

    • @zoldator
      @zoldator 9 років тому +3

      Yeah, I guess I used the wrong word. You'd need to have expectatons after Dead Isnald. And since that was a total piece of shit, then, yeah... Point being, I "love" how this year started with Dying "6/10, wait for a sale" Light, Evolve, The Order and what's next? MKX? Yeah, since Injustice and MK9 were a little bit better than "fucking bad" and they've already locked a character behind pre-order DLC, there is no faith to be had. Before anyone asks, locking characters like that in a game that aims for tournament play, fuck you, it's undefendable, go away.

    • @XtheroCKER21X
      @XtheroCKER21X 9 років тому +8

      Someone sounds grumpy

  • @jojoshabone8648
    @jojoshabone8648 9 років тому +101

    Thanks, Joe, for switching your background. Everything is legible. I appreciate the review as always. You seem to be the only honest reviewer out there. Like so many others, I bought games like Watch Dogs and Destiny pre-order. Tired of being burned, I wait now for the game review before I buy. Evolve didn't peak my interest when I looked at the game play online. Not surprisingly, IGN and Gameinformer gave it high marks. They also gave Watch Dogs and Destiny higher ratings than you did. I trust your opinion over any other gamer review. If we don't buy these games pre-order, then maybe some of these companies will actually start making decent games. Keep up the great work!

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому +2

      Umm..AngryJoe isn't honest in this review at all. This review is getting torn apart on the Steam forums by people that know the ins and outs of the game. He doesn't even know how the unlock system works.

    • @gamr597
      @gamr597 9 років тому

      I don't usually trust AAA titles not from Nintendo. I LOVE games like GTA5 and The Last of Us Remastered, but I deeply considered these games before making the purchase. Of course Nintendo has been treating fans like trash lately but they don't release unfinished games or annoying DLC. I know many people like this game but I always watch reviews on games like this before purchasing.

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому

      killua925 Yeah I don't blame you, however, I would watch and read A LOT of reviews other than AngryJoe's. Or if you're really a fan of his at least watch/read them in addition to his. AJ just has a certain attitude towards the gaming industry and thinks every game should be exactly the way he expects it to be.

    • @gamr597
      @gamr597 9 років тому

      I do watch multiple reviews before buying games, usually on UA-cam.

    • @PKanji5
      @PKanji5 9 років тому +9

      Shinethelight How is he not honest? What the fuck are you smoking?

  • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
    @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 8 років тому +1281

    Still has more content than Battlefront EA

    • @thebatter7769
      @thebatter7769 8 років тому +2

      yeah true lol !!!

    • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
      @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 8 років тому +21

      New joke on the way, spread it everywhere

    • @skulphire3679
      @skulphire3679 8 років тому +25

      +Spartan Prime (Halo) eeehhhh... no. Battlefront has more maps and far more game modes.

    • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
      @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 8 років тому +15

      Most of Which are INCREDIBLY generic

    • @skulphire3679
      @skulphire3679 8 років тому +3

      I played both of the games and battlefront still holds me much longer, maybe because its star wars but I dont feel as bad about it as Evolve

  • @MightGuy15
    @MightGuy15 5 років тому +114

    So, I came back to this video to just let you know you called it 100% right. Game shut down its servers a few months ago.

    • @jjs6568
      @jjs6568 5 років тому +15

      Guess there would be no chance of trying it again. Still such a shame, the game's premise was so interesting. If they had only put real effort into making it.

    • @Andronicus87
      @Andronicus87 4 роки тому +4

      I'm glad I decided not to buy it now. I was hyped for this game when I first saw it in gameinformer. I love Left for dead and the concept of this game seemed great to me. But I never pre order and I always wait for a few weeks to see how a game is before I buy it. If we all never pre-ordered and had the patience to buy a game a month after release micro transactions wouldn't have ever existed.

    • @jam5287
      @jam5287 4 роки тому +7

      Such a waste of potential. I actually had quite a lot of fun playing as the monsters. Mainly the kraken and the Goliath. I’d prefer evolve over fortnite any day.

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 4 роки тому +3

      They should have made this game to be like the alien humanoid creature answer to zombies from Left 4 Dead but they fucked it up. Hence why Left 4 Dead 2 is still going strong and this game is dead.

    • @xenoman6158
      @xenoman6158 4 роки тому +4

      @@jam5287 I know right? Too bad turtle rock was stuck with 2k. I was looking forward to what Evolve could become. 😥

  • @damianspeyerer5895
    @damianspeyerer5895 9 років тому +46

    Is that blue? It's blue... It's fucking blue.

  • @James_Bee
    @James_Bee 9 років тому +132

    Where did the monsters come from? Well... I could tell you...

    • @TheUbberman
      @TheUbberman 9 років тому +59

      But i won't. Muahaha

    • @karastormborne3132
      @karastormborne3132 9 років тому +18

      But... I'd rather sell it in DLC.

    • @MuzzYADam
      @MuzzYADam 9 років тому +17

      *slow mo on*
      I ccccooooould....teeeelll.....youuuuu ................but i wont muhahahahahahaha.a.a.a.a.

    • @TheOdd
      @TheOdd 9 років тому +13

      Ahhhh, I'm getting Destiny flashbacks again!

    • @Relhio
      @Relhio 9 років тому

      Where did they come from? Nowhere... humans came and colonised the planet that they were on. In case you haven't understood yet they took the idea from xenomorphs. The DLCs are just cosmetics so shut up about that.

  • @DarkMatter2525
    @DarkMatter2525 9 років тому +670

    This generation has looked bleak so far. I still have high hopes for Witcher 3.

    • @amirokanovic3060
      @amirokanovic3060 9 років тому +18

      It really is you XD.Never thought i was gonna see you on here XD

    • @DaReaperZ
      @DaReaperZ 9 років тому +6

      That's random as hell, I just saw a comment of your on a jake and hugo TBR video.. and now this.

    • @psiklops71
      @psiklops71 9 років тому +4

      @DarkMatter2525 i'd love to see your video's made in to a game they are pure genius ... thanks DarkMatter2525

    • @VikingPotatoes
      @VikingPotatoes 9 років тому +3

      DarkMatter2525 The Witcher 3 is looking pretty good now. Didn't really like it when I first saw it but it's looking better.

    • @athroughzdude
      @athroughzdude 9 років тому +3

      DarkMatter2525 I keep seeing you in places I don't expect. I'm okay with that.

  • @pelimies1818
    @pelimies1818 7 років тому +141

    Devolve

  • @sebastiancintron29
    @sebastiancintron29 8 років тому +269

    I just love how theres people in the comments section here trying to defend this game.
    Now I know. If I want a good laugh I'll read the comments section here.

    • @myggen2111
      @myggen2111 8 років тому +6

      It's better now, you can't just judge an online game for a review that was made a whole year ago.

    • @azorl
      @azorl 8 років тому +32

      +Magnus Nielsen
      Its judged from when they charge money for it. simple as that.

    • @myggen2111
      @myggen2111 8 років тому +2

      the prize doesn't have anything to do with the game. it's also half prize now.

    • @myggen2111
      @myggen2111 8 років тому +1

      it's true that the DLC is expensive as fuck, but they still have to make money from the game...the player base isn't as big as it used to be, so charging a lot of money does make sense.

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 8 років тому +33

      Magnus Nielsen Then next time they should put more effort into their game and give a damn.
      Maybe then their game wont suck so much ass.

  • @KingOfBlades27
    @KingOfBlades27 9 років тому +140

    Joe speaking the truth once again! I was also laughing when I saw some of these reviews saying it is a 8-9 out of 10 game. Uhm.... No it is not! x'D

    • @MechNubbins
      @MechNubbins 9 років тому +15

      eLOLve, fall of titans.

    • @jarma5952
      @jarma5952 9 років тому

      so the only that matters is the review score

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 9 років тому +4

      jarma 5 No, but the review score is indicative of what the reviewer thinks of the game's quality.

    • @red5robb1
      @red5robb1 9 років тому +4

      I think that the critic reviews were like that cause they were paid money by turtle rock, just like every other shitty game with high review scores

    • @Shiro2809
      @Shiro2809 9 років тому

      Man! It's like reviewers have different opinions on games! How odd! I mean everyone knows reviews base on the objective quality of the game and not their opinions so this game getting review scores must be because Turtle Rock and 2k Games obviously paid them off!

  • @albinosnowman12
    @albinosnowman12 9 років тому +81

    Everyone who was planning to buy this, do yourself a favor and buy a 3DS and Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate and wait for Evolve to drop in price.

    • @Oceaan25
      @Oceaan25 9 років тому +4

      ***** Oh you bet! When my nephew tried to coerce me into playing MH, I was like "wtf dude whats cool about running after the same guys and just crafting shit?"
      But irt becomes SOOOO much more when you actually go ahead and play O_o
      In all honesty I'd say don't start with Monster Hunter because
      1) SUPER addictive
      2) you will find yourself comparing every game to the experience of MH and it's awesome skill-heavy combat (WHICH IS THE BEST EVER)

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 9 років тому

      I just don't understand why both MH3 and 4 are subtitled Ultimate.

    • @TheNateRule
      @TheNateRule 9 років тому

      ***** Dude, you too, I just got a Shining Gundam Master Grade.

    • @RodgyFlapps
      @RodgyFlapps 9 років тому

      You wanna give me the money to buy that....thought so...

    • @TheNateRule
      @TheNateRule 9 років тому

      Ok, for one, I knew I will be building/assembling it and the small nuts/washers? are a bitch to get in. Ze hands are RUBBER!! and stickers are for various places. I should had saved or spent more money on a dame Perfect grade. I got my at Gundam Planet.com. Stocks are usually low or out.

  • @sahilmalhotra8582
    @sahilmalhotra8582 2 роки тому +12

    Here after Crowbecat's Left For Dead Video.

  • @voidmaster45
    @voidmaster45 9 років тому +100

    God Damn, so much triple-A stuff coming out lately is some sort of scam, rip-off or just plain broken. No surprise that my Wii U gets far more play than my PS4, lately. At least Nintendo puts out games that are fucking finished when you buy them.

    • @eebro65
      @eebro65 9 років тому +1

      Lol you own a ps4

    • @thedogisaneldritchgod491
      @thedogisaneldritchgod491 9 років тому +5

      eebro65 PC master race

    • @R0ck3tM0nsT3R
      @R0ck3tM0nsT3R 9 років тому +4

      Johnny Nguyen PC + Wii U master race imo

    • @Ryanryan251
      @Ryanryan251 9 років тому +1

      Only issue is that nintendo said a big FUCK YOU with their partnership deal bullshit

    • @threatprince
      @threatprince 9 років тому

      ***** uncharted got delayed till next year so really you only have 1 game

  • @Deadpool3E
    @Deadpool3E 9 років тому +81

    Ah, IGN. You guys clearly know how to makes scores.
    Evolve: 9/10
    A deeply rewarding multiplayer experience.
    Pokemon ORAS: 7.5/10
    Too much water.

    • @SynchroUEHLNFX
      @SynchroUEHLNFX 9 років тому +22

      LOL IGN said 7.8/10 instead of 7.5, but still they don't know how to score.

    • @SuperSpells
      @SuperSpells 9 років тому

      So good.

    • @laurentpreudhomme954
      @laurentpreudhomme954 9 років тому +1

      semaseri x Polygon has been pretty decent for me so far; Gamespot is just a joke. I stopped reading their reviews after they gave DK:TF a 6. Tropical Freeze is a fantastic game. Yes, it's difficult. But it's a DK game, what else did you really expect?

    • @AppleBiscuits
      @AppleBiscuits 9 років тому

      samegameasthelastonelmao

    • @aghostshell
      @aghostshell 9 років тому

      Just looked that up, and yea... I'm starting to think IGN hate water... I mean Pokemon got a 7, and Majora's mask got a 8.7/10, which is a good score, a really good score. But the negative part was "Great Bay Temple" Okay so the one temple, that has water in it, which if you use the map on the bottom screen it's not difficult to figure out where you're at and all the pipes...

  • @Ottuln
    @Ottuln 9 років тому +133

    If you didn't see this coming from a mile away, I just don't know what to say. The only surprise is that it is getting positive reviews. Game journalism is dead, thanks for sticking with us Joe, TB and the dwindling few with some morals.

    • @nobaccos
      @nobaccos 9 років тому +8

      - TRUE -

    • @LuxuriousWalrus
      @LuxuriousWalrus 9 років тому

      nobaccos Joe will always be here to serve players with the correct knowledge :)

    • @allotheabove123
      @allotheabove123 9 років тому +3

      Calling it "games journalism" even in reference to what it should be is an insult to real journalism. Pretty much all "games journalism" was/is is a big marketing ploy. Its dishonest and deceptive at its core.

    • @crazypaladin3924
      @crazypaladin3924 9 років тому +1

      I couldn't say I didn't see it coming, but hey it's 2k let's have some faith. Nope, all aspects I feared that might crash the game become reality. This asymmetric 4v1 concept just don't work well without top notch cooperation, even 2k is behind the wheel. I wouldn't say it's a shitty game, it does play well when everybody in the match "play it right", but that just simply doesn't happen for the most part.

    • @TheNugettinage
      @TheNugettinage 9 років тому +1

      To me this seems a LOT like Guns of Icarus Online, in that the game is pretty damn great when you got two ships going at it with crews who communicate, but the game totally breaks down when you try to play in a pub match with people who don't have/use mics, and it has no other single player content. Obviously the biggest difference is that Guns of Icarus Online only costs like 20 dollars, with some cosmetic DLC thrown into the mix.

  • @PartyUpLive
    @PartyUpLive 7 років тому +25

    I lost interest in this game when I saw that they wanted $15.00 for one monster for DLC. 1/4 the cost of the game just to play as ONE monster? Yeah, Fuck That.

  • @xenon9030
    @xenon9030 9 років тому +122

    Hoping for good games 2015:
    -The Order 1886-
    -Evolve-
    -Battlefield Harline- (?)
    Bloodborne
    Mortal Kombat X
    The Division
    Witcher 3
    Metal Gear Solid V

    • @georgeneelath7582
      @georgeneelath7582 9 років тому +64

      I don't have much hope for The Division, because....you know, Ubisoft.
      I do hope that games like MGS 5 Phantom Pain, Batman Arkham Knight, The Witcher 3, Uncharted 4 and Zelda U will live up to the hype.

    • @kylejones3350
      @kylejones3350 9 років тому +3

      Sorry to tell you but the order 1886 is not very good either.

    • @keekeepop
      @keekeepop 9 років тому +2

      Dont forgot the Witcher 3

    • @TrinidadSuperman
      @TrinidadSuperman 9 років тому +22

      kyle jones The ones crossed out are the dissapointments incase that flew over your head

    • @mgkpraesi
      @mgkpraesi 9 років тому +1

      The Division. Wouldnt wonder if it wil be a dumbed down downhraded Joke..again.
      Witcher 3 is my last Hope.

  • @ItMeMorgan_
    @ItMeMorgan_ 9 років тому +94

    What's that, Evolve? I couldn't hear you. The Rathian was too loud.
    Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate >>>>>>>>>> Evolve

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 9 років тому +7

      You do realize that the monsters in monster hunter are not controlled by other players?

    • @ShadowEye31
      @ShadowEye31 9 років тому +14

      Taxtro And....? I think FFVII > Evolve, are you gonna bring up that Sephiroth isn't controlled by a player as a defense?
      Monster Hunter doesn't need player-driven monsters to be great, which it is.

    • @ItMeMorgan_
      @ItMeMorgan_ 9 років тому +12

      Taxtro I know, but it's the closest comparison I could think of. Both focus on hunting giant, badass monsters with up to 4 people. Of course, MH4U has a single player mode, weapons and armor that are earned by the player rather than bought, and free DLC released on the first Friday of every month for the next several months. Plus it's cheaper and for a cheaper system. I can live without controlling the monster if I get all this instead.

    • @Vulcanfaux
      @Vulcanfaux 9 років тому +1

      ... Lucent nargacuga> >>>>>wraith
      ... Rajang>>>>> Goliath
      ... Kraken is stupid. They should have made a Kelbi instead. Or Kirin.

    • @redwind18o
      @redwind18o 9 років тому +1

      That game looks gay as fuck XD you can keep it

  • @haveeeeen
    @haveeeeen 8 років тому +425

    IS THAT BLUE!!??

  • @be.a.7462
    @be.a.7462 7 років тому +191

    Evolve Died during its release, Then soon got revived, And then was shot by a guy named 2k

    • @selena6893
      @selena6893 5 років тому +1

      Hah! Notification wormhole

    • @be.a.7462
      @be.a.7462 4 роки тому

      Sad too since the game did die out and it was considered the BEST PvE/PvP. “At its time” Game on the market. “Notification update 2019-2020. Also I just recently saw this vid and just wanted to see it again

    • @fatpigeon7422
      @fatpigeon7422 4 роки тому

      Bejan Ahmadi Lets hope
      It even gets a re mastered version

    • @mas7rreaper126
      @mas7rreaper126 4 роки тому

      The Godfather yeah no I bet my life that will never happen

    • @joshuabalondo4454
      @joshuabalondo4454 4 роки тому +1

      Evolve had been devolved by 2K.

  • @mer_meh
    @mer_meh 9 років тому +228

    Indie companies are making better games.

    • @mer_meh
      @mer_meh 9 років тому +7

      MK Fokss Oh boy, do I love how they never get finished!

    • @jamesgeorge7579
      @jamesgeorge7579 9 років тому +7

      The Forest, No Man's Sky, MineCraft, and Space Engineers are all better than the biggest AAA titles out there. Some big corporations are even trying to copy indie developers, making the exact same game except for double the price and contains microtransactions. An example is Sony's ripoff of DayZ known as H1Z1.

    • @Atsona
      @Atsona 9 років тому

      Ie *Transitor on my 3rd playthrough*

    • @jamesgeorge7579
      @jamesgeorge7579 9 років тому

      Vercusgames OMG Axiom Verge looks awesome!

    • @thomashenry4588
      @thomashenry4588 9 років тому

      James George MineCraft is owned by Microsoft so it isn't indie. No Man's Sky though looks amazing. You forgot Star Citizen which looks even better. Hm, lot of space games.

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 8 років тому +211

    19:34 thats why I love watching theAngryJoeShow

  • @DefenderOfVirginity
    @DefenderOfVirginity 3 роки тому +114

    6 years later... damn time is weird. I remember this like it was yesterday

    • @bigfistdante3483
      @bigfistdante3483 2 роки тому +3

      Same bother

    • @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn
      @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn Рік тому +2

      Troubles seemed so far away

    • @GamingDualities
      @GamingDualities 11 місяців тому

      I wish the game would come back. if they would make it free with voice chat it would be instantly the most popular game on the market

    • @Al_Straik
      @Al_Straik 9 місяців тому

      8 years later and damn, this feels like it was yesterday.

  • @thecrow9026
    @thecrow9026 9 років тому +76

    So in Destiny they said " I could tell you the story but i wont", and in this game Evovle they are saying " no one seem to know". So whats next? what are we going to hear next guys? I ll go first.
    "People who knew are dead"

    • @MajoraMoon2000
      @MajoraMoon2000 9 років тому +14

      "The Russians sent an amnesia bomb from our own satellites."

    • @Uldihaa
      @Uldihaa 9 років тому +9

      "Uh, uhm," points behind you, "Look, aliens *and* Bigfoot!" ~runs away~

    • @overbakedpie3859
      @overbakedpie3859 9 років тому +1

      "Every one is dead and then you are screwd"😄

    • @thomashenry4588
      @thomashenry4588 9 років тому +20

      "Your guess is as good as mine."

    • @CapainJ
      @CapainJ 9 років тому +14

      "Sorry but they forgot to record our history"

  • @AsprinceRemix
    @AsprinceRemix 5 років тому +39

    A perfect example of a game not matching its price. If it was a free-to-play game, or a $20 game like Joe said, it totally be worth it. But for $60, no thank you.
    Its not a horrible game, mind you, but a lot more was needed at release to warrant $60. I even remember a year or so back, this game was free to get on Xbox One as a free game of the month for Xbox Live Gold membership users.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 Рік тому

      Man, remember when *that* was their model for free games and not their Gamepass subscription?

  • @xKingx16
    @xKingx16 9 років тому +132

    None one seems to know" - Bucket
    Nothing is worse than the Speaker in Destiny saying he could tell me what happen...but basically No, fuck off.

    • @AUG0S
      @AUG0S 9 років тому +35

      That's why he's called the speaker and not the Explainer :P

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 9 років тому +68

      AUG0S lmao Good one.
      Maybe the Explainer will be in the Next DLC...or Destiny 2,Content Edition.

    • @R0ck3tM0nsT3R
      @R0ck3tM0nsT3R 9 років тому +46

      xKingx16 Almost choked on my sandwich at "Content Edition". lol

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 9 років тому

      ***** LMAO....

  • @SenecaGray
    @SenecaGray 8 років тому +151

    Usually, when you say "I'm tired of running", it's heroic.
    Not in Evolve. Everyone pretty much just says "ditto" and then goes to bed or keeps playing.

  • @TechRedstone
    @TechRedstone 9 років тому +76

    Somebody better make a goddamn good game this year or I'm loading emulators and playing older games because they won't ask for my money.

    • @OneBigK
      @OneBigK 9 років тому

      CD Project Red and Rocksteady are coming don't worry

    • @Ashirogi_Atreides
      @Ashirogi_Atreides 9 років тому +1

      Dude, Bloodborne.

    • @ayandragon2727
      @ayandragon2727 9 років тому +1

      TechRedstone evolve is a go... YOU KNOW WAT IM DONE AND I DO NOT CARE ABOUT MY SPELION

    • @ayandragon2727
      @ayandragon2727 9 років тому +1

      Allen Gerchman calm yourself ok evovle is a good game

    • @moileung
      @moileung 9 років тому +2

      Allen Gerchman talking to yourself again?

  • @SomeRandomCanuck
    @SomeRandomCanuck 5 років тому +58

    Watching this is 2019. Now Activision selling reticules for 2$.

    • @Youngblaise2
      @Youngblaise2 4 роки тому +4

      2020. Hasn't changed much.

    • @Nico78Not
      @Nico78Not 2 роки тому +1

      @@Youngblaise2 Correction. 2020, Evolve shut down. You can't play it anymore.

  • @jcj1346
    @jcj1346 9 років тому +53

    Wow, was just about to go do a shit, but now i have to watch this video and just shit my pants and sit in it for 26 mins

    • @jcj1346
      @jcj1346 9 років тому

      my mums going to kill me

    • @jcj1346
      @jcj1346 9 років тому +3

      damn cya guys im banned from the internet

    • @Vilppy
      @Vilppy 9 років тому +2

      Or better yet, take a shit while watching this.

    • @DarkXxXJack
      @DarkXxXJack 9 років тому

      Lmao

    • @ManUtdBoy13
      @ManUtdBoy13 9 років тому

      Da Honey Badger HEY you are suppose to not care.

  • @wicky7591
    @wicky7591 9 років тому +50

    Best hunting?...Joe you should be talking about Monster Hunter, the franchise that has been out for years.

    • @WilliamRivera343
      @WilliamRivera343 9 років тому +16

      Exactly! *Goes back to farming for Gore Magala plate*

    • @legomailman
      @legomailman 9 років тому +2

      That's what I thought, it's like want to play an extremely repetitive game with way way way less content than play Evolve instead of Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate.

    • @saiyajinog7424
      @saiyajinog7424 9 років тому

      William Rivera Haha I carved one on my first run :D If you´re impressed by Goa Magala, you should look forward to fighting against Shagaru Magala, one hell intense fight ;)

    • @nagaitzu4120
      @nagaitzu4120 9 років тому +5

      Böhser Onkel dont forget the Dlc coming knowing nintendo there might be some free DLC and even more monsters added to the already woping 75 large monsters in the game

    • @charlesmcdowell9436
      @charlesmcdowell9436 9 років тому

      Skittermech
      You can play the new monster hunter online.....if you live in japan where the god games are located.

  • @xGodMakaveli
    @xGodMakaveli 8 років тому +169

    got the game for $3, waste of money

    • @corpsehugger6068
      @corpsehugger6068 8 років тому +2

      Tricky Vibes wow, how depressing.

    • @xGodMakaveli
      @xGodMakaveli 8 років тому +5

      Tusked gonna kms, u can have my csgo skins

    • @eobardthawne1430
      @eobardthawne1430 8 років тому +2

      +Tricky Vibes Are you dead?

    • @xGodMakaveli
      @xGodMakaveli 8 років тому

      LeGOAT James not yet

    • @zebare726
      @zebare726 5 років тому

      Gamestop did give me this game for free, if you preorder any game.

  • @4715826930
    @4715826930 9 років тому +82

    I don't understand why this has such high ratings on ign and metacritic

    • @zedeco
      @zedeco 9 років тому +65

      ign and metacritic are corrupted as fuck.

    • @oslo3790
      @oslo3790 9 років тому +65

      They're getting money for it

    • @collink6118
      @collink6118 9 років тому +1

      Because they rushed out reviews after a few matches. With that much time they didnt see the flaws in it

    • @kelvinmartinez6059
      @kelvinmartinez6059 9 років тому +32

      Ign can go fuck them selfs...

    • @oslo3790
      @oslo3790 9 років тому +5

      Kelvin Martinez Absolutely.

  • @phucko6952
    @phucko6952 9 років тому +79

    Goddamnit its becoming 2014 all over again....

    • @TheBushwooky
      @TheBushwooky 9 років тому +1

      Lol if the Division turns out to be shit I will be so done with gaming for a long time. Battlefield 4, Destiny, this. All games I was hyped for and turned out to be (IMO) shit. Next three in the line up for me are The Division, Battlefront, and Uncharted 4. I might pick up Dying Light in the meantime.

    • @phucko6952
      @phucko6952 9 років тому

      TheBushwooky Dying Light is pretty 7/10 IMO, so basically last year in a nutshell. I am PRAYING that BattleFront, Division, Uncharted 4, Batman Arkham Knight, and AC V arent shit, or else I'll just hang up my controller, and put away all my games, for a long time. Fingers crossed!

    • @CodyProxyify
      @CodyProxyify 9 років тому +1

      ***** Yeah, the Witcher 3 will make it all good. Also, Attila Total War was suprisingly good after the disappointing Rome 2.

    • @SGlenn97
      @SGlenn97 9 років тому +1

      Jonathan Pepper Why would Uncharted and Batman be "shit"? Name one recent Naughty Dog game that was "shit".

    • @TheBushwooky
      @TheBushwooky 9 років тому

      Emilie Goomba Naughty Dog never disappoints. Well, maybe Uncharted 3. But I mean let's be real. Following in uncharted 2's footsteps they basically set an unreachable bar. Still a great game though, just not as memorable for me. And then to go from that and make The Last of Us, which I think is their best game, was pretty amazing.

  • @lizarddown7190
    @lizarddown7190 9 років тому +79

    Keep doing this instead of boring let's plays. This is what your fans want Joe!

    • @davechappelleshow3340
      @davechappelleshow3340 9 років тому +1

      Lizard Down If only Joe listened to fans like you!

    • @shutup2036
      @shutup2036 9 років тому

      Lizard Down MORE REVIEWS MAN!!!

    • @hgthiyo4623
      @hgthiyo4623 9 років тому

      Lizard Down More Reviews!!!! Lets do this!

    • @MegaFarinato
      @MegaFarinato 9 років тому

      dont assume what my position is, but pls, dont talk in my name. ever

    • @thisguy8459
      @thisguy8459 9 років тому

      MegaFarinato He should, it is what MOST fans want. If you don't then gtfo of Joe's channel you casual.

  • @Mcguguf
    @Mcguguf 4 роки тому +10

    $1.99 for a skin. Those were the days.

    • @brandonle-torres854
      @brandonle-torres854 3 роки тому +1

      Now for Halo Infinite you pay 5$ for the color purple man, they were going easy on us back then

  • @MrEdvin55
    @MrEdvin55 9 років тому +46

    Angry Joe uploaded a new review, awesome. He didn't break his promise. :)

    • @HannuSKorvala
      @HannuSKorvala 9 років тому +15

      He's also going to release The Order review soon :P

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 9 років тому

      Hannu Korvala
      When? I have no idea if it's good or not. Reviews are all over the place!

    • @chemislife
      @chemislife 9 років тому +3

      WH250398
      I can tell you from playing it myself that is a B-C grade film with bits of rail shooting and quick time events. wait for it to drop to 30$ because that's all its worth if you didn't get one of the statues for the game.

    • @HannuSKorvala
      @HannuSKorvala 9 років тому +1

      WH250398 According to him he starts filming it in wednesday, so I'm guessing it'll be up on thursday or friday :P

    • @MrEdvin55
      @MrEdvin55 9 років тому +2

      Hannu Korvala Awesome, I know everyone wants a lot of reviews this year. At least as much as possible.

  • @vtipoman
    @vtipoman 8 років тому +1023

    "one of the best hunting experiences?"Monster hunter is way better than this

  • @CharlieFoxtrot
    @CharlieFoxtrot Рік тому +6

    "unbalanced, no-campaign, walking simulator at full AAA price"
    Little did he know he would review Battlefield 2042 6 years later

  • @cleric7017
    @cleric7017 8 років тому +55

    Gamespot rates this 8/10
    Then rates Styx: Master of Shadows 5/10
    Not relying on them anymore

    • @Tiberius11111111
      @Tiberius11111111 8 років тому

      +Kyle Uys şo i bought Space marine's complete edition and alien isolation for 22 euros are they worth it

    • @TylerFederico
      @TylerFederico 8 років тому +6

      You still went to Gamespot? They gave Rambo a 6/10

    • @Tiberius11111111
      @Tiberius11111111 8 років тому +1

      Tyler Federico
      i would say a decent score for i don't know 4k euros/dollars

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 8 років тому +7

      That's the difference between Angry Joe and outlets like Gamespot and IGN.
      Angry Joe is honest.

    • @fish4814
      @fish4814 8 років тому

      GameSpot is biased as fuck. If the game comes in a blue case, expect it to be given it a 5/10 at least.

  • @MrUnladenswallow
    @MrUnladenswallow 9 років тому +54

    Goddamit i was just about to go to sleep!

    • @sonicfan2651
      @sonicfan2651 9 років тому +1

      MOHAM RAED It's 6 AM where I'm at

    • @PRAYIVDEATH
      @PRAYIVDEATH 9 років тому

      LMAO SAME

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 9 років тому +1

      *****
      Zelfde

    • @chancersssblue164
      @chancersssblue164 9 років тому +2

      Haha sucks for you I just woke up when he uploaded the video Lol

    • @marty_dee
      @marty_dee 9 років тому

      chancersssblue1 me2 m8

  • @JiggleheimerShmit
    @JiggleheimerShmit 9 років тому +40

    good video, other joe eating that shit was hilarious.
    and yea fuck evolve, it was fun unlocking and playing every character but after that there's no point. and also it feels like no one even plays the fucking game anymore, matches were fun when the game came out and everyone was playing it. but now i feel like im playing with all bots.... also this is the first game i ever bought that straight up felt like i wasted my money. pretty sad if you ask me...

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому

      You must not be into the type of game that it is. It's a competitive arena type game.

    • @joshrodriguez3969
      @joshrodriguez3969 9 років тому +12

      Shinethelight But the game is a triple A game, it should have a story. We can't let this become the norm. If the game was less hyped up, it wouldn't have been so bad.

    • @JiggleheimerShmit
      @JiggleheimerShmit 9 років тому +1

      Shinethelight i know what type of game it is.... and i actually enjoyed the hell out of it. and i guess what im trying to get at is i felt the game as a whole wasn't worth sixty dollars let alone +god knows how much for mediocre overpriced content.
      also.. i could have kept playing it if there was an actual player base.. but everytime i play not a single person has a mic and it feels like im playing with bots.

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому

      mufffcabbage I think the playerbase is holding steady I don't usually have a problem finding people to play with. Also the game is still new people are still buying it.

    • @LimeJ0SH
      @LimeJ0SH 9 років тому

      so im guessing you were lucky enough to not buy advanced warfare? you lucky dogg you, they roped me in with the "free digitial upgrade" little did i know of the shit storm of titanfall jr was

  • @escalatingbarbarism5096
    @escalatingbarbarism5096 Рік тому +32

    I like to think about how many people who defended this game at the time probably don't even remember it exists now.

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 Рік тому +2

      I thought it was fun I put a lot of hours into it.

    • @DishonoredSkull
      @DishonoredSkull Рік тому +2

      Nah we still exist

    • @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn
      @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn Рік тому

      @@DishonoredSkull all 2 of you.

    • @lNeml
      @lNeml Рік тому +1

      @@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn 60,000 actually in the Discord server, but please, continue to play shit games and purchase DLC with far less quality for the same pricetags he's bitching about in the video.
      Makes me piss how low standards have fallen these days and the amount of gamers who can't see the forest for the trees. Video's aged like milk and the reason we've been left with a shit Asym genre.

    • @lazlo686
      @lazlo686 8 місяців тому

      @@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthndude you like Sonic. When has Sonic ever had any good games, shut the fuck up.

  • @georgehovsepyan6094
    @georgehovsepyan6094 9 років тому +57

    Why do they keep disappointing us like that? I mean, there's got to be a reason for all of this crap. AAA industry with all of it's resourses just keep creating one shitty game after another. Greedy, lazy bastards.

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому

      Who's disappointed? Tons of people are having a blast with this game, on PC and the consoles both. I've had it since launch and can't get enough It's very competitive and there is tons to learn in the game. AngryJoe doesn't even know how to play this game any good Evolve player can tell.

    • @mariusvo1839
      @mariusvo1839 9 років тому +29

      Because people fall for the false advertising of these games and keeping preordering shitty games. Nobody to blame, but the consumers.

    • @BurningUp99
      @BurningUp99 9 років тому +2

      There was no fake advertising...that's AngryJoe misinforming you. The base game comes with 12 Hunters, and 3 monsters. That's all you need to play the game and that's all there is available now to anyone that installs the game.

    • @samuelfontaine5830
      @samuelfontaine5830 9 років тому +1

      Marius Vo there was no false advertising, they just didn't talk about the game's weak points. If you made a game, would you let out potentially sales-damaging news, or keep it to yourself?

    • @apocalypseap
      @apocalypseap 9 років тому +4

      2K has turned into a greedy fucking shill of a game publishing company. That's your answer.

  • @ultragarrison
    @ultragarrison 9 років тому +55

    Bloodborne, MGS5, Batman: Arkham Knight, Witcher 3 will save gaming in 2015.

  • @JacksonEbert
    @JacksonEbert 8 років тому +97

    3/10 At fucking best

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 8 років тому +3

      +This is angelo no... the modes suck ass... story is awful 3/10

    • @Undesirablekishan
      @Undesirablekishan 8 років тому +1

      +Taylor Sparks lol there is no story... i rate it 9/10

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 8 років тому +1

      Oh true there is no story 2/10

    • @Undesirablekishan
      @Undesirablekishan 8 років тому

      did you even get it?

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 8 років тому

      The Genius of course. Lol 10/10 ign. Not enugh overpriced dlc

  • @SheolAbaddonus666
    @SheolAbaddonus666 Рік тому +5

    That's why I don't like multiplayer games; if no one plays, you don't play. You rely on other people to have fun.

  • @vahlen5281
    @vahlen5281 9 років тому +42

    And yet another overhyped game that turned out to be a content-empty- overpriced-dlc-plattform...I am really starting to wonder if there will ever be games again that are actually fun and not cash graves for the player...seems not.

    • @Ionvelothie
      @Ionvelothie 9 років тому +3

      Shovel knight was good.

    • @ryosaku18
      @ryosaku18 9 років тому +1

      Far cry 4 that is your answer

    • @TheRevanM
      @TheRevanM 9 років тому +7

      ***** No, we need content to play.

    • @jasongodwell5530
      @jasongodwell5530 9 років тому

      It's not empty, they have an awesome platform & some great game ideas, it's the fact that you can't choose what you play that sucks, it's either hunt or Evac', they need to add the ability to choose to play nest, defend or rescue. If you watched the video Joe even says that the game can be fucking awesome, it can have some of the best gaming experience that you can have... but at the moment it's spoilt by noobs who are clueless.

    • @Avager
      @Avager 9 років тому +3

      Vojta Mrlina
      Then you agree, that this whole crying about day one DLC (skins) is blown out of proportions?

  • @Darth_Bateman
    @Darth_Bateman 9 років тому +53

    Getting a monster early does not equate to pay to win. Getting a stronger variation of the same monster everyone else has because you bought it, THAT is pay to win. I'm not a blind ignorant fanboy, I just love the gameplay of this game. Let's look at other games that are repetitive and yet successful: League of Legends, Starcraft 2, Left 4 Dead. Seriously, this game is only getting flack because of the DLC stigma fallacy. The moment a game opens up with DLC even cosmetic at that, it get's demonized by the DLC hating game community. But this commits the fallacy of composition; people the bad DLC does not equate to a bad whole of the game! The game is not incomplete simply because they want to add more cosmetic touches.
    Also, am I the only one who notices how dynamic this game is? Hunters who aren't good at finding a monster need to get good at tracking
    Monsters who cannot run or hide need to get good at hiding. It's a great game, it's just that it lacks a story with a good narrative. Still, I love the characters and their interactions before they jump to the ground.
    I also love the way the monster plays.
    Also, level 3 complaints? Dude, no offense AngryJoe: But you just suck at the game.
    If you find beating a lvl 3 monster impossible, your assault needs to learn to use his traps, your trapper needs to learn how to run and your medic needs to know how to heal.
    I think half of you haven't even played the game and just judge it by DLC and throw this brand of evil on it.

    • @blakemonway
      @blakemonway 9 років тому +1

      That last line, you're half right about me. I haven't played this game, this is true. Now that that's out of the way, I like the concept of Evolve, and I'm fine with the cosmetic dlc, though it leaves an admittedly bitter taste seeing so much in the first week. I think Turtle Rock wouldn't have had such a problem with the audience if they'd lowered their initial price, and maybe staggered their cosmetic stuff over the time-span of... idunno, a month, maybe... I even disagree with Joe's Running Simulator comment, because as a fan of Monster Hunter, spending time looking for the monster is a part of my enjoyment. Though after seeing a lot of people playing Evolve and talking about it, the game as is just isn't worth buying to me.

    • @saturnascendz
      @saturnascendz 9 років тому

      I agree with this man 100%

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman 9 років тому +1

      Bmon624 Meh, your loss man, this game is amazing.

    • @saturnascendz
      @saturnascendz 9 років тому

      Bmon624 I respect your opinion, but if you gain some friends to play with over Evolve you'll be missing out on a great experience. Like he said its your loss.

    • @Meitti
      @Meitti 9 років тому

      Nosgoth is a better atypical team-based game IMO. And that one you can play for free.
      Problem with DLCs isnt the day-one skin DLCs, but the beast packs in the future which are just bullshit.

  • @darthhiro7425
    @darthhiro7425 9 років тому +53

    It is apparent that a lot of people here can't hold a simple discussion without hurling insults...
    Rather than proving how you are right, they rather insult you to no end without learning anything...

    • @superfudge6428
      @superfudge6428 9 років тому +1

      Tell me about it :P i saw that comment directed towards you a few minutes ago....

    • @darthhiro7425
      @darthhiro7425 9 років тому +4

      Luckily there are a minor few that didn't let the whole DLC issue blind them from the game play itself.

    • @darthhiro7425
      @darthhiro7425 9 років тому +4

      People have forgotten to judge the game as the game; they are blinded from the game by the company it is developed from and how they run things instead.
      When people defend a game from bad reviews, it doesn't mean they like how companies cash grab, but because the game is actually good, if you are blinded by that fact then I'm sorry, you'll never be a good reviewer ever again Joe.

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 9 років тому +10

      Hiro Maxi I think he spends at least 75% of the video dissecting what aspects of the game he likes and which ones he doesn't. That's not "getting blinded" in my book.

    • @superfudge6428
      @superfudge6428 9 років тому

      Lord Baktor Hes not talking about joe, hes talking about most the idiots in the comments :P