The Lord of the Rings: Ghostbusting the Colonial Sonic Free Riders to Redfall Hell: Mindjack Edition Starring Rambo and Godzilla. Preorder to get Star Trek Trexels for free. Season Pass includes Skull Island Rise of Kong. EDIT: Fuck this was a mistake.
@@breylivec I was making a joke using an absurd dichotomy. Yes that quote came from the game, however the idea that the broken English it contains could've come from the most brilliant linguist of our time made me chuckle.
@@blondboozebaron " English it contains could've come from the most brilliant linguist of our time made me chuckle." im sorry but i dont like anything in that sentence. you are not Einstein talk normal.
Regarding the story, I got where they were going with this twist of revealing to the main characters 6 hours in what Mind Hacking was. The grand idea here was that our main character himself was constantly mind hacked and didn't know it. Explains why he did so much fucked up stuff at the start and broke his protocols. Only problem is: Instead of being a genius twist it outright doesn't work, because the game failed in every other aspect including the hammy story presentation. I really wish there would have been a proper game with this twist and gameplay idea done right.
@@jaygooese4242 that’s like wishing 9/11 didn’t happen. It was destined to happen and no level of wishing could change it because Mindjack was always gonna be SH!TT
When I was living in a Hostel with nothing but a TV and a modded Xbox 360, I had a guy who could get me new games on burnt discs every two weeks when I got paid. This was my one source of entertainment, and without it, I'd be sitting in my very small unit staring at the wall all day. One day my disc guy called and said he had a few new games ready and one of them was Mindjack. I had no idea what it was, all I cared was yay, new games! Want want want. Stuff happened, I couldn't get it, and I waited for about 3 months for another chance to get games from him, and that entire time all I could think about was playing Mindjack. I didn't care what it was, I just fucking needed it. Then I finally moved into my own unit, and ages later I see this video on UA-cam. Holy fuck was I spared.
i was working at gamestop at the time this game was released. an older man came in one day and picked up mindjack for his grandsons birthday. i told him very politely that he'd rather choose another title because this abomination would surely make his grandson hate him. the store manager was standing close by and overheard the conversation and immediately fired me because i wasn't doing my job of ripping this poor man off and making the sale. i told the boss man to fuck off and proceeded to walk to the bar across the street. the older gentleman followed me, bought me a drink or two, and apologized for what had happened. he ended up being my father in law. so what i'm trying to say is, i guess one good thing came out of this game :)
I got a warning a couple of months back bcos some bitch came into the store where I work and for some reason which I still haven't fathomed, started calling me sexist and shouting. Told her to get someone else to serve her before I walked away, cos I sure as hell wasn't doing it. Her face was priceless lol. Retail sucks man... People suck.
I love this game! When I was taking it to the garbage I saw a raccoon attacking a friendly neighborhood cat and I was able to throw the case AND the disc at the raccoon to scare it off!!!
Joe missed the point of the plot twist, which is actually really, really, really clever (and the only good thing about the game) When he says he's never heard of mind hacking, that's supposed to reveal that we the players have been hacking him.
That would actually be a genius move if it either introduced who was hacking the guy then, OR if it confirmed the game breaks the fourth wall for whatever reason. And I bet that with such a shit design, the game does neither.
How? How could they have fucked up this bad? I mean I don't know about you but if I was asked to write a story for a game I would like, put effort into it, like at least try to make a coherent plot. Who made this? What were they thinking? What shadowy overlords do they serve?
zupergozer I don't think even Corporate Commander wanted anything to do with this game. As such, it ended up worse than any scheme even he could come up with.
+NotYourFriend Even Corporate Commander doesn't set out to deliberately make bad games. Yes, they are frequently rushed, derivative and poorly thought out, but not like this. Its obviously a Japanese game, so that explains the shonky voice acting and wierd scripting (The whole world is explode), but doesn't excuse the terrible story.
chazm00 1) Correct what I wrote if you want for me learn. 2) you have troll face on your pic, you should know better when someone make an obvious troll comments.
OmniOmegaKiller i put this profile pic on because im a dragon ball z fan, and im tired of everyone lowballing goku and vegeta, so my response was super saiyan blue with a troll face. look around the internet, the vast majority of people will tell you TLoU was a great game
Nope sorry Sonic Free Riders forever burns horrific flash backs of gameplay in my mind since 2010 so it's forever the worst game in history for me.....
Daniel Jørgensen ...no, I didn't steal it, i fucking referenced it for the people that watch his damn show. Jesus fuck, am I not allowed to make a single fucking reference without being accused of being an unoriginal thief?
that was atari u idiot, back then most games were crap, ET was no exception. This game joe review probably be third on the list, first for sure Ride to hell, second superman 64.
The bomb is by far the GREATEST moment in the game; and A.Joe's reaction is CLASSIC! Angry Joe: What the EFF have we been doing for the past SIX HOURS? POLITELY suggesting they should join us so we can KILL THEIR FRIENDS? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.................. And this took place in the absence of the Cobra Commander.
It must've been part of a huge plot twist that they completely scrapped when they pushed this game out of the nest too soon. He should have gone all blank and weird, or maybe attack her out of the blue, this game could've got a 2 out of 10 just for the effort.
holythirteenx1 naw 1/10 still to generous, fuck this game!, Fuck this game, Fucks this game! laughing part made me laugh the most, "fahh Fahh Fahh ha ha" wtf lol Last part Joe said exactly game is "Fucken Garbage"
Correct me if I am wrong, but I have heard that if you swear in a monetized you-tube video, Google will turn off the AD revenue from the video. So if that is true, Angry Joe most likely had to censor the videos in order to maintain ad revenue.
15:50 - I'm sure the twist was that it were *you* (as in the player, not the characters) who has been mindhacking everyone the entire time. But even then it doesn't fuggin' work because it wouldn't make any sense in context - if you were controlling just these two, then they'd never notice. But would they simply write off a little girl spouting an assault rifle, murdering enemy soldiers to help them out? Pretty fucking conspicuous if you ask me. Okay, there can be some bs explanation like "the player erased/tampered with their memories", but what about HQ, what about the CCTV tapes?! It's a mess through and through, the only thing that could've been the game's saving grace got tarnished like everything else.
15:58 Heh Heh. I'm guessing that this cutscene was supposed to happen MUCH earlier in the game and the developer screwed up and put it in the wrong place. They should feel bad for melting down Joe's brain.
It's pretty obvious that you don't play as either of the main characters because of the tutorial level where you play as this ghosty thing. The game is hilarious honestly.
Can people stop fucking forcing multiplayer on every game? 99% of wasted potential games are because people keep fucking trying to force multiplayer on the single player and fuck it up. Seriously people, bring back pure singleplayer games!
Also, was Ride to Hell over-marketed, over-hyped, lied about every promise they made, fired its lead composer, changed its story midway through development, and sold the rest of the story as DLC?
***** Running really fast can absolutely break physics. Have you ever seen one of those lizards running on water? All you have to do is run like hell and BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
"Hey, so we just got done rendering the boss and..." "Erm...We don't know how to program AI for that..." "Well then why the fuck did they have us render it?" "...I don't know what is happen"
+Krillin Chilling Ride To Hell: Mindjacking Freeriders on Xbox 360 Kinect or uPlay on PC, published by EA, Activision and Ubisoft. Get the season pass for 60$ or you can get the ultimate edition for 139,99$ and get the season pass, a weapon skin and THREE new motorcycle sounds!
For those watching in 2016, tell me how this is different from his Umbrella Corps review? At the same time, how is that review "bad" or "uncharacteristic" of Joe? Bottom line, that review is like this one. THIS IS AN ANGRY JOE REVIEW. HE'S DONE REVIEWS LIKE THIS FOR YEARS AND NOW YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT IT? You don't need an angry review on Uncharted 4 or Overwatch because everyone knows that those games are awesome. Complaining about an ANGRY REVIEW like Umbrella Corps but giving this one a pass does not make you look intelligent, it just makes you look entitled.
pshhh cmon man, haters just tryin to hate. that umbrella corps review was FREAKING HILARIOUS. I died laughing in that one, then both Joe's came by and collected my sample.
It's also funny that the woman just tells the guy that she's angry after he murders the other guy instead of, say, killing him. The explanation of the Mind Hack after you've been doing it reminds me of Shadows of Mordor. Well after I learned Shadow Mount, the annoying dwarf teaches me a harder way to mount and ride Caragors. I like how they all have the same earpiece.
Captainconkerboy1 Did he? I don't recall that. Maybe I didn't do it in his mission. That's awesome. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DevelopersForesight?from=Main.TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything
Normally they are no where near this bad. In particular there is the Kindgom Hearts series. Also Deus Ex was pretty good and so was Final Fantasy XIII.
Jason Sharkey Not in terms of badness, I mean in terms of plot. They're so cheesy (i.e. MGS series) and the characters have cardboard personalities, imo.
Jason Sharkey If it's published by Square Enix, it's a SE game, in my book. They're the ones saying, yes, we approve this because this game is worthy of our brand name.
OMG I busted out laughing in the middle of my office at work...just by the first seen ... my coworkers are looking at me all weird now... tears are coming out X'D
I remember first watching this review and laughing so much. I go and tell my friend to check it out and he was like "Aw I thought MindJack was pretty good". I laughed at him so hard and realised that him choosing this over the likes of Skyrim or Bioshock meant that he has no taste whatsoever haha.
Little did he know Ride to Hell was lurking in the shadows waiting to be released.
that game was hiding in the toilet not lurking in the shadows.
+toomanyaccounts no you mean I hell
uhm...what about we call middle ground and say Hell's toilet after Satan had a diarreah?
why is this comment so awesome !!???.... Laughed way too hard....
ride to hell easliy mindjack at least you can laugh your ass off but with ride to hell you just feel broken
"The bigger they are, they harder they come"
Who thought that's the best way to phrase that sentence?
Michael Fallen og mudbone
i dont know what is happen
That IS the best way to phrase that sentence.
Lol Noo!
I'm pretty sure that far into the dubbing of that horrible game, the voice actors just said "you know what, fuck it!".
The Lord of the Rings: Ghostbusting the Colonial Sonic Free Riders to Redfall Hell: Mindjack Edition Starring Rambo and Godzilla. Preorder to get Star Trek Trexels for free.
Season Pass includes Skull Island Rise of Kong.
EDIT: Fuck this was a mistake.
You forgot Star Trek trexels
If it existed and angry joe reviews he would literally die
+Dylan Roberts Ride to Sonic Free Riders: Mindjack Colonial Marines?
+Mark Rodriguez well done mate, well done
Mind Riders: Godzilla Ride to Free Sonic Marines (Featuring Rambo) *Only Playable with Connect*
*"What is the point of a bossfight, if you do NOT fight the boss"* - AngryJoe november 2011
owo
@Jack Dean 0w⁰
*January
Ben 10 alien force say otherwise
@MEGASPIDEY 101 The old God of War games didn't have health bars on their bosses back in the day.
"I don't know what is happen. Smoke and guns, the whole world is explode. So we just running, running very fast"
- Mindjack 2011
I dont know what is happen 😂 I'm still not over that phrasing its worst than telltale on new frontier about aj lmao
I thought the quote came from Noam Chomsky.
@@blondboozebaron your probably right, but hes listing the game it's from.
@@breylivec
I was making a joke using an absurd dichotomy. Yes that quote came from the game, however the idea that the broken English it contains could've come from the most brilliant linguist of our time made me chuckle.
@@blondboozebaron " English it contains could've come from the most brilliant linguist of our time made me chuckle." im sorry but i dont like anything in that sentence. you are not Einstein talk normal.
"I have never seen a concept so poorly executed" * Sonic Free Riders theme plays* Viewtiful, Joe
im sure thats angry joes ringtone
Viewtuful Joe? LOL
TheMrAntoMean Goddammit, I didn't even think of that
Do you know viewtiful joe was a amazing game?
the worst was yet to come
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, RIDE TO HELL RETRIBUTION 1%
I will never get sick of this video, no matter how many years it's been.
The intro makes it an instant classic in my eyes. Lol
This game sucks
Regarding the story, I got where they were going with this twist of revealing to the main characters 6 hours in what Mind Hacking was.
The grand idea here was that our main character himself was constantly mind hacked and didn't know it.
Explains why he did so much fucked up stuff at the start and broke his protocols.
Only problem is: Instead of being a genius twist it outright doesn't work, because the game failed in every other aspect including the hammy story presentation.
I really wish there would have been a proper game with this twist and gameplay idea done right.
I wish this game was good
@@jaygooese4242 that’s like wishing 9/11 didn’t happen. It was destined to happen and no level of wishing could change it because Mindjack was always gonna be SH!TT
Who’s still watching in 2024?
I'm in 2030
13 years....damn.
Me
Me
1994. Man, my phone bill is going through the roof!!
Careful, they're not regular grunts.
heads down grenade
Nod Scorpion heads up* grenade.
Because their broken lives are miserable.
He's a grunt, not a god!
Wacht out !! Grenade!!!
They're *special* grunts
"The whole world is explode" best dialogue of all time in a AAA game.
I don't know what is happen.
I don't know what is happen! A smoke and guns the whole world is explode
I don't know what is happen! I don't know-I don't know-I don't know what is happen!
This is not even close to triple A.
Bryant Guidry More like a B game
When I was living in a Hostel with nothing but a TV and a modded Xbox 360, I had a guy who could get me new games on burnt discs every two weeks when I got paid. This was my one source of entertainment, and without it, I'd be sitting in my very small unit staring at the wall all day. One day my disc guy called and said he had a few new games ready and one of them was Mindjack. I had no idea what it was, all I cared was yay, new games! Want want want.
Stuff happened, I couldn't get it, and I waited for about 3 months for another chance to get games from him, and that entire time all I could think about was playing Mindjack. I didn't care what it was, I just fucking needed it. Then I finally moved into my own unit, and ages later I see this video on UA-cam.
Holy fuck was I spared.
SabbyNeko You can live in a hostel?
*****
Yeah, it fucking sucked.
SabbyNeko Your pic and name are very familiar..
have we ever screamed at each other on youtube ?
Mateo Acioli
I dunno man, that's a lot of people.
+SabbyNeko what country where you in? No outside activies?
2022 and this review is still an unmatched masterpiece.
We have to realise that this review is as old as an 11 year old
I feel old
Gollum just gave it a good competition lol
ride to hell: retribution matches it pretty well. i watch it religiously once a year
@@UgandanWarriorofHell True, that game is a digital heresy in every possible sense.
The moment when you realize that Angry Joe's negative reviews are much more entertaining than his positive reviews. LOL XD
@TheDreReichDude That makes me wonder: what would a 0/10 be like?
@@edvance1030 A game that can't even turn on.
Well his opening to the Dredd review was funny
I only watch the ones for games I know are bad.
Demon Hunter fallout 76 review rant
"the whole world is explode" I died
I don't what is happen.
+Sir Noel I don't know what is happen
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what is happen
I don't know what is happen
Can I has reconz
gcircle I dont know what is happen, there is smoke and guns, the whole world is explode, so we jus running, running verry fast...
i was working at gamestop at the time this game was released. an older man came in one day and picked up mindjack for his grandsons birthday. i told him very politely that he'd rather choose another title because this abomination would surely make his grandson hate him. the store manager was standing close by and overheard the conversation and immediately fired me because i wasn't doing my job of ripping this poor man off and making the sale. i told the boss man to fuck off and proceeded to walk to the bar across the street. the older gentleman followed me, bought me a drink or two, and apologized for what had happened. he ended up being my father in law. so what i'm trying to say is, i guess one good thing came out of this game :)
Thank you for being a good person. Fuck Gamestop.
The world needs more people like you. I salute you sir. ( ._.)/
and then you won a billion dollars
I got a warning a couple of months back bcos some bitch came into the store where I work and for some reason which I still haven't fathomed, started calling me sexist and shouting. Told her to get someone else to serve her before I walked away, cos I sure as hell wasn't doing it. Her face was priceless lol. Retail sucks man... People suck.
What an amazing story Hahahahah
"I don't know what is happen
The whole world is explode"
10/10 English - grammar nazi
The "I don't know what is happen" guy sounds a lot like Tommy Wiseau.
Any way how is your sex life
Oh hi Mark!
[laugh]
Your just a chicken, cheep cheep cheeeeep
No one poorly imitates my favorite farm animal!
I love this game!
When I was taking it to the garbage I saw a raccoon attacking a friendly neighborhood cat and I was able to throw the case AND the disc at the raccoon to scare it off!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
it was scared of the game it didnt want to even see the cover
*****
i know right
Hey atleast you can give it an award for something, "Best Raccoon Scarer Awayer 2011."
You should have been put in jail for animal cruelty.
I don't even watch these for the games I watch them just to hear Joe shit on em lmao
Thisssssss
Eric Scrofano same lol
Eric Scrofano haha 😂😂same
Exactly hahahahaha
He definitely needs to do a review on Left Alive, a new square bomb!
It's a shame, because the concept of mind slaving enemies is actually kinda interesting.
Psi Ops had a similar mechanic and was a much better game.
That sounds pretty interesting if I put my soul to a girl and her soul into mine I would control her.
@@abramsullivan7764 bro......
Mindjack - one of the worst games ever. Freejack - one of the worst movies ever. COINCIDENCE!?!?!?? You decide.
Never trust Jacks.
Fucking jacks ;_;
+BTKZ_Nayth what about ultraman "jack"? that was fucking cool as childhood
+The Flash Channel yea but for me I didn't like it ;_; yes my childhood sucked ;(
+David Hoffnung Illuminati Confirmed
Mindjacked Free Riders to Hell: The Video Game.
Preorder now to play as Rambo!
i´ll take 20
Mindjacked Free Riders to Hell
***** Fixed it.
preorder comes with Godzilla figure
And pre Order now to have a Hardline and The Order 1886 DLC for free
Eurogamer: 6/10
Gamespot: 5/10
IGN: 4/10
OXM(UK): 3/10
Let that sink in.
James Ross I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPEN, RATINGS, RATINGS EVERYWHERE, WE JUST RUN, RUNNING VERY FAST!
Rather let it shoot for the moon OFF THIS PLANET!!!
Wait, IGN was actually more sensible!?that's it *steps outside the window of a skyscraper*
I just played on an emulator, and I kinda love it lol, it's jank but it's got this sweet ass Timecrisis aesthetic and flow.
@@ArtofWEZuhhhhhhhh I hope you're joking about that dude 😕
Mind Jack, Sonic Free Riders and Ride To Hell copies should just have a sticker on the game covers saying: "Please kill me with fire"
Fire and holy water.
Michael Wood They should just give you holy water with each purchase just incase the game cover comes to life and tries to strangle you.
hahahaha yes
awais anwar nice one!
"Prices reduced to $20!...$10?...Okay, FREE!...Fine, we will pay you to take these games out of our stores. PLEASE!"
you need to make a playlist named "You fucked it up"
AGREED
+Oliver Haugaard Mortensen thank you :D
Brilliant
Joe missed the point of the plot twist, which is actually really, really, really clever (and the only good thing about the game)
When he says he's never heard of mind hacking, that's supposed to reveal that we the players have been hacking him.
Freakin genius m8
not too bad for such a shitty game
never thought of it like that. first I've heard of this
That would actually be a genius move if it either introduced who was hacking the guy then, OR if it confirmed the game breaks the fourth wall for whatever reason. And I bet that with such a shit design, the game does neither.
It's revealed who was hacking the guy at the end, which is pretty much the only time anything resembling a plot happens
The golden age of the angry Joe show
HEY GUYS BUY G FUEL AND VPNS HAHAHA
@@TreeFrogOnATree ah come on he gotta eat too xD
Yeah today angry joe is nerfed, Alex is a asshole and their twitch moderators are a bunch of snowflakes.
@@TreeFrogOnATree 💀💀💀
@@TreeFrogOnATree Bro, YT ain't paying them enough. So this is better than relying on YT.
Philosophical shit time: "What is the point of the boss fight if you don't fight the boss?"
Getting that deja-vu moment of "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" all over again.
Rogan Leonard Well the harder they cum....
Rogan Leonard
A wise man once said "Bad guys don't go left to right."
Paid $1.00 for it... still sucks.
I wouldn't buy that for a dollar
+Nooby Pro lol u paid too much money from isp and electricity bill
I wouldnt buy with free money......
Is that a thing?
+Nooby Pro They should pay you 15$ an hour to play this game... With time and a half on Sundays. Seeing as this is as fun as a bad day at work.
+Rein Engel Even $0.01 is still to much for this travesty
How? How could they have fucked up this bad? I mean I don't know about you but if I was asked to write a story for a game I would like, put effort into it, like at least try to make a coherent plot. Who made this? What were they thinking? What shadowy overlords do they serve?
I think the people who chose sonic free riders might be a triple a game on the wii
zupergozer I don't think even Corporate Commander wanted anything to do with this game. As such, it ended up worse than any scheme even he could come up with.
+NotYourFriend you mean better, not worse
+NotYourFriend Even Corporate Commander doesn't set out to deliberately make bad games. Yes, they are frequently rushed, derivative and poorly thought out, but not like this. Its obviously a Japanese game, so that explains the shonky voice acting and wierd scripting (The whole world is explode), but doesn't excuse the terrible story.
+zupergozer They serve Satan, the Devil himself. You son of a bitch.
But little did Joe know Ride to hell was lurking in the shadows waiting to strike.
youre a cheeky bugger.
btw:
you can edit your comments by clicking the 3 dots on the side.
thanks
the creators of ride to hell saw this review and said "challenge accepted"
And then. The Last of Us makers did say "We did won this challenge".
OmniOmegaKiller 1) learn how to write english
2) yeah no, TLoU is widely consdered one of the best modern games out there.
chazm00 1) Correct what I wrote if you want for me learn.
2) you have troll face on your pic, you should know better when someone make an obvious troll comments.
OmniOmegaKiller i put this profile pic on because im a dragon ball z fan, and im tired of everyone lowballing goku and vegeta, so my response was super saiyan blue with a troll face. look around the internet, the vast majority of people will tell you TLoU was a great game
Nope sorry Sonic Free Riders forever burns horrific flash backs of gameplay in my mind since 2010 so it's forever the worst game in history for me.....
Monkies with machine guns ?? This game only lacks sharks with lazer beams attached to their heads .
3landerBK sorry, Ill have you know its FREAKIN sharks with FREAKIN laser beams on their heads
696190 I stand corrected
Sorry, but to get those guys its going to take (*zooms in and plays Dr. Evil tune*) one million dollars!
Rob Mick First of all , second of all 1 million .... *chuckles*
Don't give them ideas...
Sonic free hell riders retubution.
Mindjacked free rides to hell
+BIHMOSTWANTED Only on Xbox Kinect :v
+Jacy Brooks Mindjacked Free Rides to Duck Hell
3 And Knuckles feat. Dante From the Devil May Cry series.
The first ever -1 out of 10
No Man’s Mindjack 76: Retribution
Lmaoo
Rider Edition
Oof, trailer when?
I love the Detroit mention.
That don't happen
it did.
Is that the city where kids used to pack heat in their lunch boxes?
Yes basically everyone is strapped in Detroit
Gavin Edgerton a democrat run town.. #WeNeedTheTrump
Worst game ever?
Did it cause the crash of the entire gaming industry? No?
Then that title still belongs to E.T.
There is a game that gets 2nd place, Ride to Hell Retribution!!
you stole that line from Ben 'yahtzee' croshaw didn't you?
Daniel Jørgensen ...no, I didn't steal it, i fucking referenced it for the people that watch his damn show.
Jesus fuck, am I not allowed to make a single fucking reference without being accused of being an unoriginal thief?
that's what i meant.
that was atari u idiot, back then most games were crap, ET was no exception. This game joe review probably be third on the list, first for sure Ride to hell, second superman 64.
"What are we in Detroit" I laughed so hard
Same here funniest thing I've ever heard!
"What are we in Detroit?
The bomb is by far the GREATEST moment in the game; and A.Joe's reaction is CLASSIC!
Angry Joe: What the EFF have we been doing for the past SIX HOURS? POLITELY suggesting they should join us so we can KILL THEIR FRIENDS?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..................
And this took place in the absence of the Cobra Commander.
It must've been part of a huge plot twist that they completely scrapped when they pushed this game out of the nest too soon. He should have gone all blank and weird, or maybe attack her out of the blue, this game could've got a 2 out of 10 just for the effort.
holythirteenx1
naw 1/10 still to generous, fuck this game!, Fuck this game, Fucks this game!
laughing part made me laugh the most, "fahh Fahh Fahh ha ha" wtf lol
Last part Joe said exactly game is "Fucken Garbage"
Cobra Commander? I am pretty sure its "Corporate Commander".
Migandas Based on Cobra Commander is you look at his later design, but yeah it is Corporate Commander.
I don't know what happened there. The bomb? What does that mean? What just happened there?
Which one is the worst game ever?
-Mindjack
-Sonic Free Riders
or
-Ride to Hell Retribution
In my opinion Ride to Hell, at least this and Sonic arent offensive lol
electricfirefly101 True.
Am I the only one who likes Free Riders?
Collin Drey Yes
Okay then
Why is "fuck" censored sometimes, when other times it isn't? I keep noticing that throughout the AJS.
Because Joe doesn't f*cking care about fucking consistency.
sometimes you just want to say the f word politely
Correct me if I am wrong, but I have heard that if you swear in a monetized you-tube video, Google will turn off the AD revenue from the video. So if that is true, Angry Joe most likely had to censor the videos in order to maintain ad revenue.
watcher206
I think he censor some of the f words so the entire series don't look so offensive and careless about it
Watcher, the removal of monetized videos for swearing is very recent, so this video wouldn't have been affected by that.
15:50 - I'm sure the twist was that it were *you* (as in the player, not the characters) who has been mindhacking everyone the entire time. But even then it doesn't fuggin' work because it wouldn't make any sense in context - if you were controlling just these two, then they'd never notice. But would they simply write off a little girl spouting an assault rifle, murdering enemy soldiers to help them out? Pretty fucking conspicuous if you ask me. Okay, there can be some bs explanation like "the player erased/tampered with their memories", but what about HQ, what about the CCTV tapes?! It's a mess through and through, the only thing that could've been the game's saving grace got tarnished like everything else.
This game nor its story is not worth any form of logic, just shit on it as it deserves, brutally
The soldiers must have graduated Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.
Thank for finally making that reference
Plot twist: the developers were high when making this
on weed?
That's Not Much Of A Twist 😂
Youd ed to be on something stronger to do this shit
+mriddley maybe magic shrooms mixed with a cocktail of heroin
yah weed and no speed
3 seconds in. on the floor.
3 minutes in. back to the floor.
masterxeon1001 12:35 On the floor too. lol.
xSurvivor7x 16:59 XD YES.
xSurvivor7x Everyone of these moments = the best.
masterxeon1001 And now you're doing the dinosaur.
Makes me sad to rewatch this knowing that it was 10 years ago when I was a kid when I first saw this 😥 . One of the funniest reviews tho!
the best is yet to come bro
15:58 Heh Heh. I'm guessing that this cutscene was supposed to happen MUCH earlier in the game and the developer screwed up and put it in the wrong place. They should feel bad for melting down Joe's brain.
+Catzilla OR its a twist and it truns out you are not the characters you think you are but someone hacking them.
Yeah it's Just one of those mistakes that happens and can't be helped Urr well it can as long as well you have at least 2 brain cells.
It's pretty obvious that you don't play as either of the main characters because of the tutorial level where you play as this ghosty thing. The game is hilarious honestly.
who's watching this in 2022 besides me ?
Over 1.4k +1's nice work guys
Deez nuts(☞͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Deez nuts(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+jorge gustavo Jorge! Go back to your room!
:'c
+skotqOnt rockshadder me
"what are we in Detroit?" Lmfao
Brennan Connelly
I don't get it.
Thor's Hammer lol 😂
hey. my name is connor
I love how he's immediately alert when he hears the music from Sonic free riders.
Wow, the enemies in the game really can't shoot anything; they make stormtroopers accuracy look like Deadshot's.
Can people stop fucking forcing multiplayer on every game? 99% of wasted potential games are because people keep fucking trying to force multiplayer on the single player and fuck it up. Seriously people, bring back pure singleplayer games!
Thats a reason to love witcher 3 ma man
Joe The Amazing Camel if they don't add it then people with complain, doesnt matter
Thomas t Deus Ex Mankind Divided was single player and that shit was hard af
Agreed!
yeah I wish multiplayer didn't exist in mass effect 3
It's better than ride to hell
Graphics are way better and the ride to hell was the worst plot it had in the middle
And Ride to Hell is better than Destiny.
I... I actually played both.
Mindjack is fucking boring bad, Ride to Hell is hilarously bad.
WhiplashSL you clearly never played destiny before.
Also, was Ride to Hell over-marketed, over-hyped, lied about every promise they made, fired its lead composer, changed its story midway through development, and sold the rest of the story as DLC?
" my mind is Jaaaackjaaaaaaaaacked....jacked"
That quick "jacked" at the end always cracks me up.
*Takes control of people's minds for 6 hours* "Wait it's possible to control people's minds?!"
Thats a plot twist, he have been mind hacked all that time
Its a plot twist as in we, the player, has been mindhacking these people the whole time
isn't that what you've been doing in the entire game??? wow what a shocker....not really
There were like 30 fucking people with automatic weapons at 14:45.....How the fuck did they emerge without a scratch?
They got weapons training from the Galactic Empire.
benzzodude That is offensive to all Stormtroopers everywhere. At least they, sometimes, hit their targets.
*****
Running really fast can absolutely break physics. Have you ever seen one of those lizards running on water? All you have to do is run like hell and BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
Because they're main characters.
12:54 best English ever
Came back to this years later one of my favorite UA-cam videos of all time. Comedic genius.
I do the exact same
"Hey, so we just got done rendering the boss and..."
"Erm...We don't know how to program AI for that..."
"Well then why the fuck did they have us render it?"
"...I don't know what is happen"
That Sonic Free Riders moment had me cracking up.
I miss this Joe :(
we all do... he was skinnier for some reason too!
This Joe aint coming back
The one who wouldnt just bash on a game cause of hype. Just bashing a game being so bad
He died and was replaced with angry commentator.
You post this on every video he makes. No one likes you.
The holy trinity: Mindjack Angry Review, Ride to Hell Angry Review, & Sonic Free Riders Angry Review
IT EARNS A 1!! 1/10!!!
"Where are we in Detroit!?!"
Tim Toothinator
I don't get it.
Thor's Hammer Detroit is so dangerous everyone is armed
Thor's Hammer Detroit is like the Wild West of the modern age lol
Detroit what place is that?
When is Mindjack 2 coming out?
Soo hyped for it!
It would be cool if a good development team could make a second mindjack cause I would love to see this be a good game
+Krillin Chilling Ride To Hell: Mindjacking Freeriders on Xbox 360 Kinect or uPlay on PC, published by EA, Activision and Ubisoft. Get the season pass for 60$ or you can get the ultimate edition for 139,99$ and get the season pass, a weapon skin and THREE new motorcycle sounds!
+William Owens It would be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good,
At least lets hope........
For those watching in 2016, tell me how this is different from his Umbrella Corps review? At the same time, how is that review "bad" or "uncharacteristic" of Joe? Bottom line, that review is like this one. THIS IS AN ANGRY JOE REVIEW. HE'S DONE REVIEWS LIKE THIS FOR YEARS AND NOW YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT IT? You don't need an angry review on Uncharted 4 or Overwatch because everyone knows that those games are awesome. Complaining about an ANGRY REVIEW like Umbrella Corps but giving this one a pass does not make you look intelligent, it just makes you look entitled.
They just try tp found a reason to hate joe
Typical hater
pshhh cmon man, haters just tryin to hate. that umbrella corps review was FREAKING HILARIOUS. I died laughing in that one, then both Joe's came by and collected my sample.
They're called trolls dude. They'd do anything to abuse, annoy, or piss off people online.
and recently we got ghostbusters review that was funny as hell aswell!
thank you for stating the truuuuuth
Easily one of the best AJ reviews, 9 years later still coming back to watch it for shits and giggles.
I bought this game just to see how bad it is .
And? is it any fun to do so? I want to know if it's funny to play to i can laugh at it with friends
He hasn't responded for quite awhile. I assume that the game jacked his mind and left him a vegetable.
WH250398 yes laughably bad terrible AI garbage voice acting & story and the game online is terrible
Porleark Tuy sup
This game made me loose brain cells
MindRide to HellJack:Retribution If Joe ever played that game he would have a mental breakdown
What about:rambo to battalion:free rides retribution
Joe would probably be paralyzed for life if he ever played that game...
+IPlayGames holy fuck
Chill Satan O.o
MindRide to HellJack:Free Riders
Sounds like Joe's mind was jacked by Master Chief in the beginning of the video XD
Same voice
Lel yeah but he wasent spewing profanity and shit every give seconds XD
He did drop a few F bombs though :P
sulacomarine #ArbynTheChief2015
it sound nothing like the chief
I came back 8 years later for comedy gold.
11:05 AngryJoe.exe has stopped working.
He has to give a 0/10 soon
I know even his ride to hell review got a 1/10
Nyon961
1/10 is the lowest score Joe gives in his reviews.
But why................... (by the way read this in a mystical voice)
Nyon961 simply because the scale goes from 1 to 10 and so has 10 different scores and not 11 as when it would start with 0
ah
I wiped my ass with this game
That's honestly better value for your money.
Sitting duck better off using it as a Frisbee
How do you wipe your ass with more shit?
Does it smell like shit?
But why would you use absolute crap to wipe your ass?
Whos watching in 2019?
Same lol
Same here lol
Ass a public reply...
Crazy how much more motivated he was to make these funny reviews 😂 unlike now. I still had a good laugh re watching this after all these years
This game XD
The Bigger They Are The Harder They Come....
That's what she said.
Hehe
Uh...After seeing this, I shall stick with Skyrim
Agreed.
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST VIDEOS ON UA-cam
head to head with ride to hell
Which is why it is one out of Ross's two liked videos.
When did Stephen Hawking become a reviewer?
check out his channel, Special Olympics MLG Reviews
I don't know what is happen! Smoke, guns, the whole world is explode, so we just running, running very fast
***** "Oh hi Mark!"
Yeah, your English is a lot better than mine!?!?
How did he keep a straight face during the intro?
''politely suggesting to them to kill there friends'' love it.
Mindjack Sonic Rambo Free Ride to Hell Retribution
Starring duke nukem forever
MindRambo to Sonic: Retribution
This is probably my favorite AJ video. It's also why I subbed. Unfortunately I really wanna play this game, god help me.
Ebay
+PixelReviver Reviews like this are warnings not to play these games, even out of sheer curiosity to see if they are that bad.
id wait for someone willing to pay you to play this game
+PixelReviver father, forgive him, for he knows not what he does...
watch The Fable 3 one
So basically its a fucked up watchdogs
Scalticus OcO Umm... I know from trailers, gameplay demos and other content. :P Duh
Goku Vegeta You're a whole new level of stupid.
Jake Cox Im sure you are good sir
Scalticus OcO Well damn its my fucking opinion, go shit on someone elses brain if you dont like the game.
I love how this went from an opinion to a fight.
It's also funny that the woman just tells the guy that she's angry after he murders the other guy instead of, say, killing him. The explanation of the Mind Hack after you've been doing it reminds me of Shadows of Mordor. Well after I learned Shadow Mount, the annoying dwarf teaches me a harder way to mount and ride Caragors.
I like how they all have the same earpiece.
Captainconkerboy1
Did he? I don't recall that. Maybe I didn't do it in his mission. That's awesome.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DevelopersForesight?from=Main.TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything
At least in Shadow of Mordor, you weren't really aware that you could ride a caragor (or at least I wasn't).
AJA Ryan1994 Maybe the game didn't call attention to it, but the ability is in your skill tree.
I know but it's not a major part of the game so at least it's understandable why the mission is there.
AJA Ryan1994
Absolutely, but it was the *character* that annoyed me.
Just think - 2011 Joe is calling this the worst game ever, but has no idea that he's going to play Ride To Hell: Retribution...
are there any 0/10 games?
That would have to be Ride to Hell and Mindjack crossover.
+Jan Pąk only for kinect
Locked at 8fps with mandatory story DLC .
The scale doesn't go any lower
With Pre-Atari graphics
Square Enix games always make me cringe.
Normally they are no where near this bad. In particular there is the Kindgom Hearts series. Also Deus Ex was pretty good and so was Final Fantasy XIII.
Jason Sharkey Not in terms of badness, I mean in terms of plot. They're so cheesy (i.e. MGS series) and the characters have cardboard personalities, imo.
Jason Sharkey Deus Ex was made* Eidios not square, square published it.
Well Mindjack was developed by Feelplus so then it technically wouldn't be a squarenix game then.
Jason Sharkey
If it's published by Square Enix, it's a SE game, in my book.
They're the ones saying, yes, we approve this because this game is worthy of our brand name.
The whole world is explode
we just runing very very fast
There smoke and guns
I don't know what is happen
oh no is the end
People are running running very fast!!!!!!
I love going back to see old angryjoe reviews, always make my day, especially during this quarantine
Old Joe videos were the best
Wow, boss AI sucks even in the cut-scenes.
"the whole world is explode"
0:06 Master Chief from Arby 'n' the Chief!
Guessing you saw "I hate deviant art".
Homer sams Nope.
arby n the chief
Hello from the Future, 2022.
Geez... 2011 was such an innocent time (comparatively speaking). The world wasn't as crazy as it is now.
This is a ps2 game right? It sure looks and feels like one..
that's an insult to ps2 games
+Nooby Pro this comment has me dying cuz I know the first game created is ass and if this game is worse then omg
+sonXofXsparda Pong is actually pretty fun though
Keyboard Warrior yeah it wasn't, my bad
Pong wasn't the first game, it was a missile silo simulator or something.
OMG I busted out laughing in the middle of my office at work...just by the first seen ... my coworkers are looking at me all weird now... tears are coming out X'D
I remember first watching this review and laughing so much. I go and tell my friend to check it out and he was like "Aw I thought MindJack was pretty good". I laughed at him so hard and realised that him choosing this over the likes of Skyrim or Bioshock meant that he has no taste whatsoever haha.
how much cocaine and weed did he take before playing the game? Even tasteless people thinks this is bad.
Coked Up Krabs Was he Mindjacked?
Almost bought this game before thank god I didn’t buy it
Corefront Games u must be on drugs
whut
Mindjack, as in, "Don't mind Jack, the reason he drools like that is because he was kicked by a horse when he was younger."