+Andrew Martinez For me, it’s the exact opposite. Every morning, so early in fact that the sun isn’t even close to rising, I switch on my PSVita next to my bed, press play on the video I picked last night, and Joe’s righteous yells wake me the fuck up… eventually.
Why he has to buy it though? I mean, the company who created/published the game wins this situation. It's kinda stupid to make an angry rant, and talkin' sh*t of a sh*tty game which he has bought, and after that he demands from us to not buy sh*tty games. He probably knew it was a bad game just before he purchased it, so he just bought it for a sake of a video rant... that's just some sweet excuse. Why not purchasing it during sales? Or asking people around "who has this sh*t, so I don't have to buy it, but needs to be reviewed?" There are many alternatives.
except the movie has nothing to do with the board game. there's no aliens and shit in the board game, it's about military naval combat, not alien bullshit.
Actually, it is a game, based on a movie, based on a board game, based on marine warfare, based on old days marine warfare, based on how people saw whales fight, based on how they saw their parents fought other whales, etc.
You know, as a gamestop employee, I deliberately place these kinds of games as far from the good ones as I can. In the pre-owned section AND in the new section. The suits in HQ even put out specific competitions in the stores on these kinds of games! Something like, 'Yeah, pre-sell 200 of these games in your shop and gain a free copy!' or some shit like that. Hell, fucking no. Me and everyone else in that gamestop put our foot down. I try my best, each time a customer tries to buy Mindjack, Battleships, Rambo: the videogame or any other awful game to stop it. People should NOT use their money on it, and it is my right as a gamer (and gamestop employee) to stop them from using their money on shitty games. And I vote for the 'Epic Fail' sticker idea.
Johannes Koch I was in Gamestop once, and there was someone asking an employee about the Iron Man 2 game, and the employee told him not to buy it, and that the game had terrible reviews. I respect it when people put customer satisfaction over cheap profit.
CodyGamingT V I only try to do my part for the gaming community. Enough bad games are trying to destroy it. Enough is enough, And I hope the little difference we do, at least satisfy our customers. Which always comes before cheap profit.
I always jump to the end of the video to see what score he gives to the game.If it is more than 5,I don't watch it and if it is less than 5,I replay the video a lot of times just to laugh xD.
GamingReviews The Wii version is an actual RTS game. Which bags the question, WHY WASN'T THE WII VERSION THE SAME GAME FOR THE XBOX AND PLAYSTATION VERSIONS.
Because Activision made a deal with Nintendo to sell the good version on the Wii, and the shit version on the PS3 and 360. They did the exact same thing with Iron Man BTW.
movie-licensed games that are good are pretty hard to come across, since the developers who are hired to make them aren't passionate about the project, and even if they were their budget probably wouldn't let them make anything worthwhile
its largely in part thanks to people who never play video games looking at statistics saying "FPS type games are the highest seller on the market atm" and deciding for the devs
Lol THAT is not Killer Instinct... What 'it' is us just another cheap ass double helix game. Go & play the original KI or gold then date to talk that POS a killer instinct game
therichie2k6 aww cmon, its alright along with Titanfall. But Double Helix was bought by Amazon, so a different company is working on KI, who in my knowledge worked on SF 3rd Strike Online Edition.
I seriously love that angryjoe's channel exists. He never uses any biased opinions and goes in depth. He also isn't some big company like machinima so it's easier to trust his word in my opinion.
El Rincón de FinoRaptor Spider Man 2 for playstation 2 was also good not to mention the upcoming Mad Max video game also looks great but thats probably because it has an expirienced developer behind it and 3 years of development time
Rock Steel yeah but Mad Max game definitely has a lot of effort put into it, nobody ever makes a trailer for movie videogames, if it has one, maybe it is good. Yeah Spider-man was a good game.
thank you so much, Angry Joe, Other Joe, Alex and Del for making my days a little less dark. Thank you for all the laughs! You're the only youtube gaming channel I watch and is so damn funny. I cry and yell every time, thank you so much!!!!
+rub ber Honestly, I don't think there's any better proof that Activision has turned into the "generic FPS" company. People bash Bungie constantly over how they let Destiny turn out, but this game in particular, to me, is proof positive that it was Activision that screwed the pooch on Destiny Year One. The quality of Taken King/Year Two shows what Bungie can do when they're tasked with fixing the problems and bad reception.
Destiny feels like it's one of those free-to-play games though. If it had free subscription with paid DLC, then it would be great, but it's not. And that's a big problem.
This game feels like it was made in 2001, but with 2004 graphics. Hell, even the three Transformers movie licensed games are better, especially ROTF. Seriously, try it out! No, they aren't the best Transformers games of all time, but as movie licenses, they aren't bad! Even the little DLC's that ROTF had are neat. (Though they are limited to use, which is a shame)
In the past, I have always heard that this game was bad and I wanted to know why. When I saw this review, I figured it out. I'm just glad that I never got this game when it came out. I'm lucky that I play RPG's these days, because I most definitely want to stay away from movie licensed games from now on.
you know what wouldve made this game good; if they took the original Battleship game, made it digitally, and made it HD, sell it to all platforms for a rather cheap price, and add in a few new modes if they were feeling creative. THAT wouldve been much better than this'
They should have made it focus solely on using the Ships we don't have a lot of ps4 or xbox one navel games where you are playing the ships people aren't looking for more first person shooters that's what we got Halo, Destiny and Call of Duty for people want Ship vs ship gaming or dinosaurs, like i'm still waiting for World of Warships to go to game consoles
Fadedgogeta Haha yeah. That is a good one, but I think this, mindjack, kane and lynch 2, and risen 2 are his best for some reason. Seems like he had more fun doing his reviews back then.
The developer is totally innocent because they have to follow orders from Activision. Activision made the decision to only give them 7 months to make the game and charge 60.
No, no it wouldn't. You and no one else should ever spend any money on this game. You could get games that are better than this in every way for 10 dollars.
The first eleven seconds of your battleship review is the hardest ive laughed in months. Thanks you. Your reviews are the best on youtube, the most substantial.
maybe in recent years, there were some great movie licensed games for the gamecube though, like Over the Hedge. Game quality really got unreliable last generation, with publishers downright abusing the wii and exploiting dlc and drm to the max. Its gonna keep getting worse until 1983 repeats itself. Maybe this time these dumbass companies will actually learn from it.
Nine years later this is still funny but we've had way more and even worse lazy cash grab half assed games which makes this game somehow not look as bad
Rhianna is so cringe inducing with her acting. Not to mention that forehead.....looks like a alien's head....ohhhhhhhhhh, now I get why they casted her. Fits right in with the alien theme of the movie.
This kinds of videos remind me why angryjoe used to be so damn good. It was simple theres wasn’t so many people talking and I felt it came from a place of heart.
if you have bandwidth limit this game is gonna rob you this way. If not, it's gonna rob your space as someone above me said. Either way, this game is made to ultimately and unfailingly ROB you XD.
There was already a battleship videogame. It was released on the DS. And was bundled with other board games like Connect 4. Also, it had cool animations that showed if you hit or not. And there were some voices
The reason the ships in the 1v1 battles grid are so OP is because it represents 'merica's military might & the ability to repel any invasion. USA! USA! USA!
+tthomaselli2 I believe he is using greenscreen to film the reviews, so that he can put himself and have gameplay behind him, and the xbox game boxes are the same color with the greenscreen and it doesnt show up as a result of that
I would have expected a Battleship movie to be something akin to the situation in Super Battleship: a massive naval war between two super-powerful nations with the most powerful navies in their fictional world that could take a few cues from Das Boot, Victory at Sea, or Sink the Bismark!.
Angry joe: Do you know what that's like, the whole way through, on a 60 dollar game?!? Every single mission!! 10 years and a Godzilla Review later Angry Joe: perhaps I treated you too poorly.
For my first date ever, i was 18 and i went to the movies and we saw this movie! It was a terrible movie but luckily that didnt get in the way of our young blossoming relationship. 2 years later and we're still together. I always see everyone hating on this movie, but it'll always be a little special for me.
+Paradox Desmond Actually in my opinion Star Wars is the best movie licensed game franchise out there I mean They develop more successful movie based games than anyone else.
Ignoring the current garbage battlefront I mean the epic two before that one and the shitty Kinect games cause we all knew that any game made for the Kinect would suck balls anyway.
GREAT review. I don't like it when he reviews good games because there's not much entertainment. If a game is good, I don't need AJ's late review to tell me it's good. I'd rather he review shitty games and display his frustration. It's the angry joe show not the happy joe show.
I think this was "GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR; THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER" before "GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR; THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER" was a thing.
You got it for free? Dude, that’s asking way too much for the game. I got it as a “gift”, more like a practical joke. Was a good coaster for my soda cans before I bothered to buy nice coasters.
I had an awesome time with this, but I guess that's because I borrowed it from a friend had me some snacks and cider and blew away a weekend with it... it reminded me of the days when you went to Blockbusters and grabbed a random game for the weekend. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
at the very least call of duty has memorable characters, well at least in the mordern warfare series, where here EVERBODY IS A FU**** CLONE OF EACHOTHER
+SirCraigius It's funny because Battleships were phased out of every navy in the world after WW2. Carriers, Destroyers, Corvettes and Subs are the vessels that dictate victory on the seas.
+twinblade02 An Iowa class BB was used in the first golf war. But yea BB's are big pointles and ekspensive targets for planes, antiship missiles and subs.
It would take a few years before Joe would co-opt a particular phrase for this kind of gameplay: "Godzilla is approaching the generator! The generator is losing power!"
Bobby Dawson For some reason I stayed till the very end and I'm kinda shocked they didn't make a sequel to it...it was decent though nothing spectacular
The fact that battleship could be played with a piece of paper and be more fun than putting a $60 game into a $360 Xbox is absolutely ridiculous if you want to play a really cool simulator battleship game play ubisoft's version it's much better than this or play Hasbro's version how do you make a video game that's less entertaining than the board game I thought that was impossible
who else is marathoning joe's bad reviews?
i'm with ya bruh hahaha
+Mohmmed Nour Thats what i do when i can't sleep.
+Mohmmed Nour 10:21
+Mohmmed Nour Joe is at his best when angry.
+Andrew Martinez For me, it’s the exact opposite. Every morning, so early in fact that the sun isn’t even close to rising, I switch on my PSVita next to my bed, press play on the video I picked last night, and Joe’s righteous yells wake me the fuck up… eventually.
Thank you Joe for playing these shitty games so we don't have to.
You are a brave soul indeed.
To buy most of the games at full price? And actually play through them? Yes, he is indeed a badass at shit games.
+Hobbes Tiger Dude's gonna get a heart attack after so many rants...
Hobbes Tiger lmao I played this when it came out, put one hour into it 😂
Why he has to buy it though? I mean, the company who created/published the game wins this situation. It's kinda stupid to make an angry rant, and talkin' sh*t of a sh*tty game which he has bought, and after that he demands from us to not buy sh*tty games. He probably knew it was a bad game just before he purchased it, so he just bought it for a sake of a video rant... that's just some sweet excuse. Why not purchasing it during sales? Or asking people around "who has this sh*t, so I don't have to buy it, but needs to be reviewed?" There are many alternatives.
James Horvat bruh what
A game about a movie about a board game. GAME-CEPTION!
BWOOOOOOOOOOOM
nice meme :^)
except the movie has nothing to do with the board game. there's no aliens and shit in the board game, it's about military naval combat, not alien bullshit.
Actually, it is a game, based on a movie, based on a board game, based on marine warfare, based on old days marine warfare, based on how people saw whales fight, based on how they saw their parents fought other whales, etc.
Street fighter the movie the game all over again!
Stormtroopers are laughing at these aliens aiming.
+Go17Gabe until the last level.
Gibby Ethridge Why? Does their aim compare to Black Ops 1 veteran bots?
apparently on the last level they become TF2 expert 60k kill sniper accurate
Gibby Ethridge So aimbot worthy aiming.
i guess
You know, as a gamestop employee, I deliberately place these kinds of games as far from the good ones as I can. In the pre-owned section AND in the new section. The suits in HQ even put out specific competitions in the stores on these kinds of games! Something like, 'Yeah, pre-sell 200 of these games in your shop and gain a free copy!' or some shit like that. Hell, fucking no. Me and everyone else in that gamestop put our foot down.
I try my best, each time a customer tries to buy Mindjack, Battleships, Rambo: the videogame or any other awful game to stop it. People should NOT use their money on it, and it is my right as a gamer (and gamestop employee) to stop them from using their money on shitty games.
And I vote for the 'Epic Fail' sticker idea.
You sir, are amazing
Johannes Koch i love your profile billy mays fan for 3 years now
Johannes Koch I was in Gamestop once, and there was someone asking an employee about the Iron Man 2 game, and the employee told him not to buy it, and that the game had terrible reviews. I respect it when people put customer satisfaction over cheap profit.
CodyGamingT V I only try to do my part for the gaming community. Enough bad games are trying to destroy it. Enough is enough, And I hope the little difference we do, at least satisfy our customers. Which always comes before cheap profit.
Johannes Koch I will let you know that you are awesome and should continue to do that for us.
Godzilla is approaching the generator!
The generator is losing power!
THE ALIENS ARE SCRAMBLING OUR RADAR
OUR ARTILLERY IS UNABLE TO SUPPORT YOU
+Thoranzalar Vhazen Hahaha I was thinking Gawdziwa!! too
Critic Corner I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPEN
FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE!
COME ON COMRADE HES A MAN NOT A GOD!
JHON
I honestly forgot the film existed.
Everyone pretty much did...
I think everyone did.
Never even heard of it until now.
@Benny Fair fax You aren't. It's a very stupid movie, I'll grant, but it's fun if you go into it expecting to enjoy the stupidity and absurdity.
It's so bad, it's just forgettable
come on alien comrades he is a human not a god!
JOOOOHHHNN!!
Sample obtained
IPlayGames ITS OVER!
Fly off to the right and explode!
The menuuuuu the f@#!$&# MENUUUUU
i think angry joe is the reason there hasn't been an avengers game
You do realize that's a good thing? Or you prefer playing shit products?
Never said i was looking forward to it
chriscalibersite Yea I guess... It's just sounds wrong. :/
gurdijak which really says something for other companies, I'm more focused on unlocking characters than the graphics
THQ was making the game and everyone loved the idea but they went bankrupt so cancled it just look up Avengers the video game THQ
Agree or disagree? Singers should not be in movies unless they are exceptionally good at acting or its based around them.
Agree
Muhatasim Alam like die antwoord
ShadeUsher I agree. Maybe like a Stan Lee-style cameo.
Like 8 mile
Data McDerpington david bowie was okay in labryinth
lets be honest. his terrible game reviews are way more entertaining than good reviews XD
hahaha if you like this you gotta check out his ride to hell review
I never watch his reviews when he likes the game.
I always jump to the end of the video to see what score he gives to the game.If it is more than 5,I don't watch it and if it is less than 5,I replay the video a lot of times just to laugh xD.
Disarm these bombs?....How bout I disarm this game from my console.
Hiyoooooooo
$40 for blue????
"I'm all fer killen dees creashures!" good god, I love that womans accent.
Skullduggery "it's do or day"
+John Wright
"I'm all for keeling thezhe creashures!"
Brandon Schemers
idsdue ore dei
It's Barbadian
It gives me a brain aneurysm.
I saw this game still for sale in a gameselling store somewhere in Tongeren (Belgium) for the Wii (not WiiU). I was shocked to see it still exists =O
GamingReviews The Wii version is an actual RTS game. Which bags the question, WHY WASN'T THE WII VERSION THE SAME GAME FOR THE XBOX AND PLAYSTATION VERSIONS.
Because Activision made a deal with Nintendo to sell the good version on the Wii, and the shit version on the PS3 and 360. They did the exact same thing with Iron Man BTW.
11:05 FOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRR... HOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!
Hi quarter.
more like 5 hours
FOUR
F######
HOURS!
Now slow this particular playback down the lowest possible speed, you'll thank me later
Still a saying today
So the missions are just like Destiny? go kill that shit,then defend an area?
Metrack atleast destiny explained a bit while battleship explains????
Metrack DLCs were good though (can't buy it) XD
Metrack Destiny is better than "Hold X to disarm bomb" Simulator
Double Helix also made the Green lantern game... a company that solely makes movie license games is NOT GOOD... no matter what
They made the Killer Instinct game and that was good.
***** joe reviewed it... and it sucked.
***** yeah, it's one of his first reviews... before the awesome green screen background and all. Still fun to watch.
Phspaulo22 Double Helix also made Strider 2014 which was fun it just seems this studio can't seem to make movie licence games to save their lives smh
movie-licensed games that are good are pretty hard to come across, since the developers who are hired to make them aren't passionate about the project, and even if they were their budget probably wouldn't let them make anything worthwhile
Its amazing how Double Helix went from this shit to something like Killer Instinct
lets be honest, it's activisions faukt
its largely in part thanks to people who never play video games looking at statistics saying "FPS type games are the highest seller on the market atm" and deciding for the devs
Lol THAT is not Killer Instinct... What 'it' is us just another cheap ass double helix game. Go & play the original KI or gold then date to talk that POS a killer instinct game
therichie2k6 aww cmon, its alright along with Titanfall. But Double Helix was bought by Amazon, so a different company is working on KI, who in my knowledge worked on SF 3rd Strike Online Edition.
I seriously love that angryjoe's channel exists. He never uses any biased opinions and goes in depth. He also isn't some big company like machinima so it's easier to trust his word in my opinion.
Yeah it is. The best way to determine how a game is is to play it for youreself
LOL "never uses any biased opinions." HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yea and now we have a Joe that will say star wars is back and Asoka was great! And worse takes than that cough last of us HBO cough.
Movie games are ALWAYS bad... the only game that I enjoyed about a movie was King Kong...
El Rincón de FinoRaptor Spider Man 2 for playstation 2 was also good not to mention the upcoming Mad Max video game also looks great but thats probably because it has an expirienced developer behind it and 3 years of development time
Rock Steel yeah but Mad Max game definitely has a lot of effort put into it, nobody ever makes a trailer for movie videogames, if it has one, maybe it is good. Yeah Spider-man was a good game.
El Rincón de FinoRaptor Also Lego Jurassic World is a great movie based game which has all 4 movies in 1 game
Justin Gochioco lego games are always awesome! xd
They always seem to make the best the movie games which is good
The graphics look like modern combat5
possibly worser
+Psycoslayer Colby worser
+Psycoslayer Colby worser
I thought I was the only one who thinks that
For real
thank you so much, Angry Joe, Other Joe, Alex and Del for making my days a little less dark. Thank you for all the laughs! You're the only youtube gaming channel I watch and is so damn funny. I cry and yell every time, thank you so much!!!!
7:46 Am I the only one who finds it amusing that Joe seems to be instinctively aiming at the aliens' crotches?
I found that hilarious and it seems like not many others noticed
Oh yeah. I noticed. lol!
Sly88Frye That's the true American way.
*****
It's little details like that that only I bother to pick up and point out. :D
Actually he was aiming for the brain and the crotch area is where the aliens brains are, just like most men
007 Goldeneye....best movie licensed game of all time. But look how long they spent making that.
N64 version....sorry forgot the shit show remake
will brinkley the remake was good... Not as good as the original though.
Rihanna couldn't save the movie, and the game is terrible. Just stick to the board game lol.
she can't save shit XD
every mission is the same? Sounds like hmm.. Destiny? Use ghost , hold off 3-5 waves of enemys.
At least it's fun
rub ber I mean at least Destiny shooting mechanics are great and you feel progression. It seems that this game is just pitiful all around.
+rub ber Honestly, I don't think there's any better proof that Activision has turned into the "generic FPS" company. People bash Bungie constantly over how they let Destiny turn out, but this game in particular, to me, is proof positive that it was Activision that screwed the pooch on Destiny Year One. The quality of Taken King/Year Two shows what Bungie can do when they're tasked with fixing the problems and bad reception.
Marc Mattaliano I guess its the publisher's fault in the end right?
Destiny feels like it's one of those free-to-play games though. If it had free subscription with paid DLC, then it would be great, but it's not. And that's a big problem.
7:34 How the heck does a fully automatic weapon get more accurate when you fire multiple shots??? That's bullshit!
Never play Borderlands 2.
handbanana222
Oh yeah some pistols do that too :-)
WH250398 `Actualy it is all hyperion weapons or atleast most.
swumprat
Yeah i know played the game
Borderlands and Destiny said hello.
CoD chooses not to acknowledge you...its as childish as its audience.
Woah, they charged $60 for Battleship upon release? That is simply robbery.
12ealDeal I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
John Doe
I feel sorry for anyone who paid real money for this crappy game, let alone 60 bucks. That is insane.
12ealDeal I agree
+12ealDeal more like "legal robbery" if you ask me
This game feels like it was made in 2001, but with 2004 graphics. Hell, even the three Transformers movie licensed games are better, especially ROTF. Seriously, try it out! No, they aren't the best Transformers games of all time, but as movie licenses, they aren't bad! Even the little DLC's that ROTF had are neat. (Though they are limited to use, which is a shame)
In the past, I have always heard that this game was bad and I wanted to know why. When I saw this review, I figured it out. I'm just glad that I never got this game when it came out. I'm lucky that I play RPG's these days, because I most definitely want to stay away from movie licensed games from now on.
What about S.o.T.?
Naithan Pangan South Park: Stick of truth? I am actually planning on getting that game at some point. I heard from a lot of people it's awesome.
Mike Y ???
to be honest i didn't mind the movie.
the board game is great.
the video game is fucking turds.
you know what wouldve made this game good; if they took the original Battleship game, made it digitally, and made it HD, sell it to all platforms for a rather cheap price, and add in a few new modes if they were feeling creative. THAT wouldve been much better than this'
Vraj Gandhi i completely agree
They should have made it focus solely on using the Ships we don't have a lot of ps4 or xbox one navel games where you are playing the ships people aren't looking for more first person shooters that's what we got Halo, Destiny and Call of Duty for people want Ship vs ship gaming or dinosaurs, like i'm still waiting for World of Warships to go to game consoles
Nuff said.
RandomUser M fair enough but atleast they did more with their aliens then in battle LA.
This might be AJ's best review
Have you seen Rambo: The Video Game?
Fadedgogeta Haha yeah. That is a good one, but I think this, mindjack, kane and lynch 2, and risen 2 are his best for some reason. Seems like he had more fun doing his reviews back then.
B r a n d o n sonic free rider is the best
B r a n d o n Have you seen he's Ride to hell review?
B r a n d o n nothing beats Mindjack
The developer is totally innocent because they have to follow orders from Activision. Activision made the decision to only give them 7 months to make the game and charge 60.
Oh? ET failed because it was made in six weeks, so I'd give the game development a whole year to make it good.
I bet that soldier in the background is thinking "omg when will this guy shut up" lol
This would be okay if it was 10 dollars off the Xbox arcade because like Joe said it only has 8 missions and you wouldn't be spending 60 bucks on it
No, no it wouldn't. You and no one else should ever spend any money on this game. You could get games that are better than this in every way for 10 dollars.
***** Team Fortress 2, Hawken, Blacklight Retribution, Super Monday Night Combat, the list goes on and on
*****
I have played Sega Saturn Games better then this POS of a game
I'd rather it be a F2P game, where every time you kill an alien, it gives you 20 bucks and puts it on your credit card.
Gamurkin The Son Gamur As terrible as this game looks, if that were the case, I would dedicate 4 hours every day to breeze through the campaign mode.
Man I remember this angry review being my first introduction to Angry Joe
Me to mate
The first eleven seconds of your battleship review is the hardest ive laughed in months. Thanks you. Your reviews are the best on youtube, the most substantial.
There are two good (or at least entertaining) movie licensed games: "Spider-Man 2" and "Ghostbusters: The Video Game". That's it.
The NEW Ratchet and Clank does TECHNICALLY count as well xD
Tomas Parant I'm meant games that are directly connected to the movie. But if those games count as well then there are a lot more ^^
what about shadows of mordor and alien isolalation
Tristan Ingram Never played the first and AI isn't directly based on one of the movies so I didn't mention it ^^
maybe in recent years, there were some great movie licensed games for the gamecube though, like Over the Hedge. Game quality really got unreliable last generation, with publishers downright abusing the wii and exploiting dlc and drm to the max. Its gonna keep getting worse until 1983 repeats itself. Maybe this time these dumbass companies will actually learn from it.
"COVER EVERYONE'S FACE! UUGGG GUUU THUUU!!!" XDXD LOL!!!
im so glad some one else reviews the games i could not possibly bring myself to play
I see why Joe is angry.
FOUR HOURS!!!
I love watching him rip games open.
ThePinkRubberDucky same, it's hillarious
When he says "you fucked it up", you know damn well the game he ripped out sucked like shit.
I didn't even know this game existed
Kinda hilarious in displaying how much he hates this game just by not even having an intro like he usually does. 😂
lol
Godzilla is approaching the jamming ray, the jamming ray is losing power
Set disaster level to 1
5:05 So we're playing as Harbinger?
Assuming control
Reapers? REEEEAAAAPERS!!! REEEEEAAAAPERSSS!
+The Avenger at Ilipa this game has failed!!!
we will find another way... releasing control.
+The Avenger at Ilipa ;)
I will direct this personally.
Marathon watching these game reviews are how I find some gems and a lot of laughs
i bought this game before seeing this review. honestly one of the biggest mistakes of my life.
Nine years later this is still funny but we've had way more and even worse lazy cash grab half assed games which makes this game somehow not look as bad
This games the best game I've ever played 10/10 it's so good don't get blinded by angry joe.
i agree 100%
100% Legit.
True!
You must work at double helix or whatever the hell it is!
Your so blind let me Jesus guide you my followers.
Rhianna is so cringe inducing with her acting. Not to mention that forehead.....looks like a alien's head....ohhhhhhhhhh, now I get why they casted her. Fits right in with the alien theme of the movie.
lol
She hot af tho you crazy
+Myron Ketz damn you the only guy i know who said that but whatever its your opinion
+The Frech Prince She is quite ugly
***** well not that bad just semi unappealing
2:36 Rihanna know it’s a crap movie when she makes you cringe hardcore
This kinds of videos remind me why angryjoe used to be so damn good. It was simple theres wasn’t so many people talking and I felt it came from a place of heart.
Yup and now we have a Joe that says Asoka was amazing and last of us HBO was also. And says all Republicans are pedophiles.
"Movie licensed games suck"
The Xmen origins wolverine game likes to have a word with you joe
Treyarch's Spiderman 2 would also like a word.
Goldeneye
Aladdin (SNES AND Genesis)
The Lion King
Toy Story 2
Super Star Wars Trilogy
Indiana Jones Greatest Adventures
Harry Potter 1-3
Madagascar
I only looked up the game because I had a dream of me playing this game on the PS3 and wondered if it was real or just a dream
This sums it up.........Call of Duty: Battleship
10/10
I came back to watch this again. Classic!
"COVER EVERYONE'S FACE WITH UGHHHUUUHUU LIKE THIS EVERYBODY!"" roflmao made my day
They knew covid was coming
"Battleship! First-person......shooter!" Never gets old!
sorry if I say this....but....what does "RTS" stands for?
+Brian Jules Real Time Strategy, opposed to Turn Based Strategy (TBS)
Sergio Quinteros Thanks man, appreciate it.
+Sergio Quinteros Does Pokemon count as a TBS game?
CMDR_Kai Gaming
Heroes of Might and Magic is a TBS
, Pokemon is a RPG (sort of)
repulsive train station? XD
This is one of the games that are great to get their pirated versions cuz they arent worth the money 😂😂😂😂
this game aint even worth pirating
+Maioly yeah it's basically a waste of space
Oh my bad, I meant to say I pirated this game and I still feel robbed :V
if you have bandwidth limit this game is gonna rob you this way. If not, it's gonna rob your space as someone above me said. Either way, this game is made to ultimately and unfailingly ROB you XD.
No. If the game is not worth it, then fucking don't play it!
There was already a battleship videogame. It was released on the DS. And was bundled with other board games like Connect 4. Also, it had cool animations that showed if you hit or not. And there were some voices
The reason the ships in the 1v1 battles grid are so OP is because it represents 'merica's military might & the ability to repel any invasion.
USA! USA! USA!
Yeah. As if the US could repel a FREAKING ALIEN INVASION alone.
FieldMarshal Campbell Bich pls. usa iz best country in world. 1v1 aliens get rekt.
MERRRRRIIIIICCCCCCAAAAAA!!!!!! FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I remember checking this out of the library when I was 4 - 5 all the time. No idea why. I'm 10 now and I haven't gone to the library in like 4 years
I played the original half-life a while ago and thought to myself wow this is good level design and game play. What went wrong?
9:40.; How come some of the box is gone?
+tthomaselli2 I believe he is using greenscreen to film the reviews, so that he can put himself and have gameplay behind him, and the xbox game boxes are the same color with the greenscreen and it doesnt show up as a result of that
I will say this. If you are an achievement/trophy hunter, this game is perfect to boost your gamerscore/trophy set.
I wonder if COD gave them the Idea to make this an FPS.
Is that even a question?
I would have expected a Battleship movie to be something akin to the situation in Super Battleship: a massive naval war between two super-powerful nations with the most powerful navies in their fictional world that could take a few cues from Das Boot, Victory at Sea, or Sink the Bismark!.
but instead, we get another generic FPS
Sergeant Viktor Reznov
That's Activision for you.
TykeLad101
Instead, they just ripped off Transformers as Joe pointed out.
Also, maybe Master and Commander as well (only, you know, in a 20th century setting).
Angry joe: Do you know what that's like, the whole way through, on a 60 dollar game?!? Every single mission!!
10 years and a Godzilla Review later Angry Joe: perhaps I treated you too poorly.
Joe was a lot thinner back then.
***** lol good one dude.
yeah because i think he is kinda becoming an alcoholic
He got more fupa now
This game just reminded me of battlefront EA. I wonder if dice ripped off battleship.
the only movie game i liked wuz king kong. surprisingly good
For my first date ever, i was 18 and i went to the movies and we saw this movie! It was a terrible movie but luckily that didnt get in the way of our young blossoming relationship. 2 years later and we're still together. I always see everyone hating on this movie, but it'll always be a little special for me.
But will it blend?
The green guy next to joe is standing like a bawls
Well done, Activision! First COD, now Battleship. Congradu-fucking-lations! You screwed up big time.
The best movie licence game has to be King Kong anyone else agree
I play that game on my ps2 whenever i feel nostalgic
+Paradox Desmond Actually in my opinion Star Wars is the best movie licensed game franchise out there I mean They develop more successful movie based games than anyone else.
+Adrian Campbell battlefront is shit, and there are many games that do suck, like the Kinect one
Ignoring the current garbage battlefront I mean the epic two before that one and the shitty Kinect games cause we all knew that any game made for the Kinect would suck balls anyway.
GREAT review. I don't like it when he reviews good games because there's not much entertainment. If a game is good, I don't need AJ's late review to tell me it's good. I'd rather he review shitty games and display his frustration. It's the angry joe show not the happy joe show.
I mean the DS version was a naval RTS so I guess something moderately average came out if it
Joettleship: the anger rising. buy now on ea early acces
Dat Pidgy haircut.
Oh my god he does looks like Pidgy.
Who?
I think this was "GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR; THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER" before "GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR; THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER" was a thing.
I miss this Joe, can we have him back?
thay had the balls to ask for $60 when this came out? crazy!
Can I make EVERYONE mad here?
I liked it. Well, it was free from the library.
Da Grenadeer the actual gameplay is good but everything else is shit
You got it for free? Dude, that’s asking way too much for the game. I got it as a “gift”, more like a practical joke. Was a good coaster for my soda cans before I bothered to buy nice coasters.
I had an awesome time with this, but I guess that's because I borrowed it from a friend had me some snacks and cider and blew away a weekend with it... it reminded me of the days when you went to Blockbusters and grabbed a random game for the weekend. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
the Nintendo Wii version is actually a strategy game.
Looks as good as COD but with a better storyline....
I dislike COD, but to be honest, this is worst than COD.
As bad as cod
Anyone who says this is equals or better than COD. Stop being overdramatic.
at the very least call of duty has memorable characters, well at least in the mordern warfare series, where here EVERBODY IS A FU**** CLONE OF EACHOTHER
Dayum, thas' cold bro. (Note to people whom enjoy CoD, it's a joke aimed at people like me who tend to not, enjoy CoD.
i love watching joe tear terrible games apart.
I know this may not be Angry Joe's biggest or most elaborate reviews but I still find it pretty entertaining.
Angry Joe screams much less than a few years ago...
much less... lol
way less is better... I think... XD
Grammar is key you see!
Hey that rhymed :D
Congrats...
A FPS??? Seriously?!?!? Why not make it a naval combat game, controlling a.... you know.... BATTLESHIP!?!?!?
+SirCraigius It's funny because Battleships were phased out of every navy in the world after WW2. Carriers, Destroyers, Corvettes and Subs are the vessels that dictate victory on the seas.
+twinblade02 An Iowa class BB was used in the first golf war. But yea BB's are big pointles and ekspensive targets for planes, antiship missiles and subs.
+x603x the "golf war"? the war where the US scored hole in 1? yeah I remember that war.
+twinblade02 This is a video game that ties in to a movie about battleships, it's allowed to have fucking battleships in it.
tgsachris Then set it in World War 1 or World War 2, when battleships were used most.
Not modern day.
Remember reviews like this?
I enjoy the older stuff from Channel Awesome reviewers despite never caring about a lot of them
That moment when all the comments on the page are from this year, when this review is almost 3 years old.
UA-cam: yes this is call of duty black ops
Who’s watching in 2024
Miss this Joe
It would take a few years before Joe would co-opt a particular phrase for this kind of gameplay: "Godzilla is approaching the generator! The generator is losing power!"
Am I the only one here who actually liked the movie?
Nope
Same
Bobby Dawson yes
May this fantastic game catch your spirits.
Bobby Dawson For some reason I stayed till the very end and I'm kinda shocked they didn't make a sequel to it...it was decent though nothing spectacular
The fact that battleship could be played with a piece of paper and be more fun than putting a $60 game into a $360 Xbox is absolutely ridiculous if you want to play a really cool simulator battleship game play ubisoft's version it's much better than this or play Hasbro's version how do you make a video game that's less entertaining than the board game I thought that was impossible
They were just ahead of the mask game
LMFAO!
2:01 Am I missing something or is it not possible for there to be broad daylight at 11pm in Hawaii?
The movie is already 9 years old? WTF