that was my logic too lmao i was thinking like, oh nice exploit, horse is faster then his legs ww-wait why are you going on that rock... WATHEFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Alternatively, Dragonborn is so terrified of committing to an actual relationship that standing up his new fiance helps to push him through his adventures even faster.
not only did this guy kill miraak in 5 minutes, but he also served jail time, set up marriage for himself and learned fireball. considering we hardly get to riverwood by then thats beyond just impressive
The only thing i know about skyrim speedruns is that when you unmount from horse while it has its mouth next to the ground you become supersonic warhead and this state transitions through the loads hence him redoing that and loading into solstheim to reach miraaks sanctum
It's just that huntsman's horse is the most consistent way of doing so because of: 1)being close to helgen 2)spawning consistently (go to the border, wait 1 hour, works every time) 3)having a stone from which you can set your horse into proper position (those are rare)
for the name of my current character, I just mashed the dovah words for fire and savage into a plausible name "Yulnriik Fellstar" is what I ended up going as.
The irony that this expansion adds the ability to tame and ride dragons, despite the fact that Nords have already conquered the skies with the power of horse.
3:19 Balimund- "Come to-" Dragonborn- *violently convulses, instantly has all Balimund's gold and leaves* Balimund- "Come back if you need more smithing done" Balimund's mind- *What. The. Fuck.*
@@Battlefield_And_Vibe_Music on PC you can drag npcs items into your own inventory through the menu then if you press sell you sell that item over and over and sell their own gear to them
@@nicodemoboccia5090 Forgive me of I'm wrong, but I believe it's something to do with when the quest is failed with the player not attending, it skips something with the current quest you are doing.
Imagine being a Daedric Prince, and some random guy in rags with magic popped in to your dimension, killed your champion, stole from his corpse, and proceeded to tea bag his body.
my favorite parts of this speedrun were when rolof asks you what the hurry is while helgen is getting ravaged by a dragon, punching a horse as soon as you spawn to get jail time, setting up a wedding for some reason only to not show up, traveling to an alternate dimension and instantly killing some kind of evil wizard. i have not played skyrim so this is insanity to me
Richter Belmont first skyrim horses can climb up vertical walls, and now they can be hyperslingshots. What’s next, they all sprout wings simultaneously and become pegasi?
That bit at 5:50 of him sliding around the floor while tentacles start pulling him into a book as he gets a “Failed: attend your wedding ceremony” message is peak Skyrim.
my favorite parts of almost every skyrim speedrun: - dismount a horse while horizontal to break the sound barrier - get engaged to marcurio (always marcurio) to break a cutscene later
@@cardinalsausage8486 in this case, the cutscene at 5:45 that plays when you open the first black book for the first time. normally, you can't move, but for some reason, missing your wedding gives back player control, allowing you to kill miraak. i've also seen it used to break the cutscene in the thieves' guild quest line where karliah shoots you with a poisoned arrow and you get to watch her have a chat with mercer.
@@Bonk4Me look. This is common to speedruns. In Majoras Mask you used to have to get caught tresspassing and thrown out of the palace onto the fucking moon. In portal 2 you just dont disable the deadly neurotoxin that will kill you, and in minecraft you fail at sleeping.
My jaw was dropped the entire time I watched this. The hours I've clocked trudging about that frozen wasteland... And on top of it, I literally couldn't once guess what was coming next. Brilliant execution dude holy.
Imagine You're a dragonborn, a dragon priest and a pupil of the daedric God of knowledge, rebelled against the dragons and at least 20 corpses can be found around your temple and you wanna rebel against the daedric Prince of knowledge then the next thing you know a homeless man who escaped from jail murders you
Reinstal the game terray, if you have an xbox one. Try reinstalling the operating syestum on it. Its a problem with windows ten which causes data to be corrupt.
This is my first time watching a Skyrim speedrun and when he got on the horse I thought, "Oh, that's smart, he got a horse so he can travel faster." Little did I know he wouldn't only be traveling faster but traversing through the space time continuum and 50 different parallel universes.
There are so many variations of that glitch but that one was the first i saw which allows going in all directions while being flash, i highly recommend watching these Bethesda game speedruns, the glitches are so confusing and cool
@@shriekingskeleton Dagoth Ur: Hey babe wanna come see the heart chamber? Nerevarine: I can't I'm filling my release identification Dagoth Ur: The Tribunal wasnt here Nerevarine:
I’m watching this while I’m eating. I was like “Oh okay he’s running... now he’s stealing a horse.” *I look down at my food for like 3 seconds* “Oh he’s in space now.”
This reminds me of the one time I accidentally married Marcurio because I didn’t know how amulets of Mara worked and thought he was just like being like super buddy buddy
@@dysphoria_1.040 Actaully his stand would probably be Ancient dragonborn speed:A Defense:S Attack:SS Ability:various immensely power shouts and pseudo immortality also damage on the stand is not mirrored onto the user
Imagine: you're an immortal, extremely powerful, dragon infused hero of legend infused with an ancient god's power And you see a guy in his underwear jump in from the void and shank you.
"Dragonborn? You mean the guy I just killed? Wait, me? I'm a dragonborn? He was the same as me? Was he my brother or something?" "Oh shit, I was supposed to be getting married today."
help me failing the getting married quest creates a glitch breaks cutscene movement inhibitors, I think it has something to do with the devs not wanting you to suddenly be unable to move as you would be in the marriage cutscene if you bailed but it seems to effect all cutscenes, anyways the point of him doing that is to allow him to kill Miraak when he should capture you in the cutscene
I wanna know who it is that comes up with some of these tricks. "Hmmm yes I can save 10 seconds of walking into the city by punching the horse and going to jail"
Krystof “Ne1 wIV aN unDerStaNding of gEM mECanOs wUD FInK to dO tHat” honesty you don’t even realise how much of a dipshit you sound like right now? Hilarious. It’s all exploits and unpatched glitches not game mechanics.
Sell merchant back his own items via glitch with the Smith, get engaged then wait to miss the wedding bcs it breaks a cutscene for some reason, and dismount a horse while horizontal to vroom glitch
Lol be expecting to wait a long time for elder scrolls 6. Likely not coming out in 2020 or even 2021. Starfield isn’t even out yet and there’s not much known about it
Oh nice! He's taking that horse so he can go fas- .. wait what the hell
He did go faster tho lol
i think so
Jeeezus thats a lot of what the hell i would say
Horse tilting is fun
that was my logic too lmao i was thinking like, oh nice exploit, horse is faster then his legs ww-wait why are you going on that rock... WATHEFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
When even Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Knowledge has no idea what the hell just happened
Underrated comment 😂
Bruh
Possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever heard, literally just started cackling at 4am reading this comment. Comedy 100 to you good sir
I'm the 666th person to like what does that mean for me
Best comment ever 😂
“Attend your weddng ceremony” - Jumps off cliff and gets on a boat going to another country
He married someone?? When??
Dragonborn is a mgtow.
He went to buy milk
Alternatively, Dragonborn is so terrified of committing to an actual relationship that standing up his new fiance helps to push him through his adventures even faster.
Владимир Владимирович?
not only did this guy kill miraak in 5 minutes, but he also served jail time, set up marriage for himself and learned fireball.
considering we hardly get to riverwood by then thats beyond just impressive
still think about that poor bride waiting while my guy was being dragged into a daedric realm by a book with tentacles
He learned fireball faster than Itachi
Groom* @@patriciogonzalez2886
@@patriciogonzalez2886What? The lad earned that bachelor party.
Me in 5 minutes: hmm yes, i think I'll have green eyes this time😂😂
There wasn’t a single moment I knew what was going on
hell yeah! same here. and how the fuck could he kill that boss at lv 1 and with just one shot??
The only thing that stuck was him punching a horse
The only thing i know about skyrim speedruns is that when you unmount from horse while it has its mouth next to the ground you become supersonic warhead and this state transitions through the loads hence him redoing that and loading into solstheim to reach miraaks sanctum
It's just that huntsman's horse is the most consistent way of doing so because of:
1)being close to helgen
2)spawning consistently (go to the border, wait 1 hour, works every time)
3)having a stone from which you can set your horse into proper position (those are rare)
For me the most ridiculous thing was that he had shit loads of money
Waz in 5 min: *kills Miraak*
Me in 5 min: "or should I pick Nord instead?..."
Jorge Oliveira same bro!
5 mins in the dragon had just started attacking for me. nah maybe not. i was probably making my khajiit for 20 minutes
Takes me about 30 minutes just to think of a name
for the name of my current character, I just mashed the dovah words for fire and savage into a plausible name "Yulnriik Fellstar" is what I ended up going as.
@@Ed_man_talking9 That's actually pretty fuckin dope. I'll have to try that. Thanks.
Miraak is actually dead from the beginning of the quest, and we fight this guy instead.
I demand more likes on this comment
lmfao
@@JB00GIE22 I made it 400
ay lmao lemonfowl
LMAO
0:02 -A literal dragon is raining down hellfire
Ralof: "What's the hurry?"
bahahaha i missed that
I was literally searching for this comment. Thanks.
The irony that this expansion adds the ability to tame and ride dragons, despite the fact that Nords have already conquered the skies with the power of horse.
He was a high elf according to the saves he loaded.
@@bojyoohoo Very high elf.
both of you made me laugh the hardest I have in a long time
^
wait how do you ride dragons? i've never heard of this before
*punches horse once*
Guard: "You have comm-"
Dragonborn: "Take me to jail"
underrated comment indeed
When you cant afford food
Affordable for few likes
As long as honest work
Now get out
C'mon! I havent got all morning!
@@Lolzhero indian speak funny English
Mom: we eat in 10 minutes
This guy: holdup lemme play Skyrim real quick
Hol up just gonna beat this 25 hour expansion real quick be down in 5.
“Imma play it twice I got some time”
more accurately
mom: we eat in 10 minutes
this guy: be there in 5
Not just play, but beat Skyrim
@@TheMaverick30 Nah. Be aware that the time spent in loading screens isnt counted
3:19
Balimund- "Come to-"
Dragonborn- *violently convulses, instantly has all Balimund's gold and leaves*
Balimund- "Come back if you need more smithing done"
Balimund's mind- *What. The. Fuck.*
He actually sells him his own gear lol
@@CatchTheMarmosets
Could you elaborate on this?
I'm burning with curiosity.
I'm fucking dying xD
@@Battlefield_And_Vibe_Music on PC you can drag npcs items into your own inventory through the menu then if you press sell you sell that item over and over and sell their own gear to them
Lmfao
"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend"
Waz: "I'm several parallel universes ahead of you."
would like, but 669 so
I'm not lost at all sucker!
Nice reference
Frost come back, it’s been broken.
They're called Kalpas, friend.
Hearmaeus mora : so another seeker after knowle-
*Kills miraak in 2 seconds*
Hermaeus mora : please leave my realm
Lagoz how is it possible to kill him so fast?
@@danielneumeister1699 he casted f i r e b a l l
cast fireball.
but he is m i r a a k
i said i cast fireball
enemy: level 1😂
@@danielneumeister1699 enemies scale with level, fireball is op at level 1. I'm assuming.
"Attend your wedding ceremony"
*Takes a ship to a completely different province*
Something about this seems so... dark...
"Hey babe sorry I'm late I got tied up on the way and ended up having to kill the champion of a demon god."
I always wandered why did he do that? Is not the first speedrunner i've seen doing that
@@nicodemoboccia5090 same i dont know why thats a thing people do
@@nicodemoboccia5090 Forgive me of I'm wrong, but I believe it's something to do with when the quest is failed with the player not attending, it skips something with the current quest you are doing.
My man entered Helgen, and 5 minutes later became a god.
Now _that's_ efficiency
Ye
civ 5
More like the champion of a God...but whatever
*appears out of nowhere and punches horse*
“You have committed cri-“
*vanishes*
**Teleports behind you**
_"Nothing personal, horse"_
@@korpen2858 *NANI!?*
Lmfao
@@deletdis6173 NEIGH-NI?!*
@@scaladeUK 😂Nice
Speedruns in other games: Running, clipping through terrain, doing near to impossible jumps
Speedruns in Skyrim: HORSE, THEN FLY
Don't forget : MARRIAGE
Then punch a horse.
@@zabelzarock4606 Then go to jail? like wtf ok 😂
@@rogehmarbi Yeah I don't get why he needed to do that. Seemed a little needless. But what do I know? It must activate something.
*ZOOMN*
Doctor: "You have 5 minutes to live"
Waz: "So does Miraak."
That's both hilarious, and epic.
That’s epic
First time I've seen somebody use this meme and actually make it funny
But it’s 5 minutes IGT not irl :(
Plot twist: U need to start ur computer first
Ralof: “What’s the hurry?” is probably the best way to open a speed running video lol
Even Before He was told he's the Dragonborn He went on and killed the first Dragonborn
Obviously there can only be one!
Hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahaha dude that got me
Like a chad
What if its like a loop and everytime u kill him u become him and in 5:19 u get killed by someother dude who then becomes u.
Big Dick Energy is one hell of a thing
Imagine being a Daedric Prince, and some random guy in rags with magic popped in to your dimension, killed your champion, stole from his corpse, and proceeded to tea bag his body.
Sheogorath is jealous of Hermaeus Mora's new champion
Must be Sheogoraths doing..
I think I'd shit myself, to be completely honest.
@@cryingcrane8173 Hermaus to sheogorath
"What madness is this!"
I... Did not foresee this..
studio: "this game provides 200 hours of game pla-"
speed runners: "6 minutes, take it or leave it."
Speed runner: there is 3 actually
Hacker: *slams the table* "47 seconds."
This game has provided me with 7 years of gameplay lmaoo
games a classic, it will be proving content for the next 10+ years and maybe be dug up in the future and replayed like arena is
@@sninjabeast68 oh, you must be one of those super duper awesome morrowind lovers then?
“I am Hermaeus Mora…Daedric prince of fate and- wait wait MIRAAK LOOK OUT…..fuck…”
“You picked a bad tiᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ˡᵒˢᵗ ᶠʳ-“
made my day! :D
@Shout Born Enlighten us with your spear-sharp wit
megalovania's cut short
How to you have the small text?
@@darkgolden3250 Magicka
You know the speedrun is legit when you hear "what's the hurry?" 1 second after the game starts.
Haha
Lol
I thought it was “Hey you your finally awake”
@@thegreatandmightyseff7214 thats a stupid ass unoriginal comment. I would insult you as well as insulting the comment but alas, I am heterosexual.
@@snow5772 what you just said bud, that there, was fucking gay
**Helgen literally getting fucking attacked by a dragon**
Ralof: What's the hurry?
This was my thought aswell
he knew it was a speedrun
My first few minutes in the video and I'm laughing my breath out
The player:
*My goals are beyond your understanding*
He sounded so nonchalant too lmao
I love how punching a horse, getting yourself arrested, then getting married are parts of this speedrun
unsure what the marriage has 2 to w any of it but it worked so idk
In 5 minutes he escaped capture, got married , traveled the world and fulfilled his destiny and I , in 20 years ,haven't even gotten a job ....
Same
Big Freaking mood and I'm still playing Skyrim 😅
Lmao how
Get a job you lazy fuckers.
You been banging out those applications but not hearing anything back, I know how that go. Keep your chin up young king you'll get there 💪
"Boss music starts playing"
Miraak: wait..that's not my music
Lmaao
Lol xdxdxdxddxdddddd
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
He was dead before he could say: sh*t
Comments like this makes my day !!!!😂😂😂😂😂
He left Hermaeus Mora speechless for a while, that's impressive
My champion did his job well and i am proud of him for it
Gotta have his last words.
'Welcome to my r- wait what, how did you do that.'
⁰
halo 3 flipping the elephant reference @@KnownAsKenji
my favorite parts of this speedrun were when rolof asks you what the hurry is while helgen is getting ravaged by a dragon, punching a horse as soon as you spawn to get jail time, setting up a wedding for some reason only to not show up, traveling to an alternate dimension and instantly killing some kind of evil wizard.
i have not played skyrim so this is insanity to me
The wedding part is to break the book's quest a little so it doesnt imobolize you when you enter apocrapha
I have played five skyrim runs with a total if maybe 400 hours and this is still insanity to me
@@NovaProspekt19I have well over 1000 hours and trust me I still have no fucking idea what’s going on here lmao
All I know is that if I run off to join companions I get a decent sword within the first two hours, this is
... something else.
*gets off horse a little funny*
_REACHES DIMENSIONAL PHASING VELOCITY_
Richter Belmont first skyrim horses can climb up vertical walls, and now they can be hyperslingshots. What’s next, they all sprout wings simultaneously and become pegasi?
Anyone know why he had to get married?
@@wattboat Breaks the scripting for Miraak's cutscene when it fails at that exact time, from what I hear.
@@jimcracketowens5319 I'm sure there's a mod for that.
There is noting as such as "dimesional phasing velocity", he just broke the codes of the game and glitched out of the map
Priest: who would you like to be married too?
Speedrunner: now
Jordan Walters I’m fucking wheezing
Oh my god I cantyjjsw breathejekand
@@Jordodude14 Oy! Why do you got ma name!
@@noahhowell7253 are you ok? Might wanna get your inhaler
LMAO
Wow he really did it.
*Failed: Attend your wedding ceremony*
But at what cost.
Everything.
surprisingly this has been known about by speedrunners, since when you Failed: A quest, it skips whatever cutscene is there... :)
5:49
what was the point of trying to get married in this speedrun sum1 explain
@Imperial Senator Avitus Livius Aquila damn, I've spent nearly 300 hours w skyrim, still learning new stuff bout it lol
Doctor: Don't worry, the X-Ray is perfectly safe for you!
The doctor as soon as he turns on the X-Ray: 2:31
As a CNA this is one of the funniest things I've read in awhile
*punches horse*
guard: the worst crime i've seen
Tezhe so you have chosen... death
Stop right there!
LMFAOOOO
*thorkell:* hold my axes
The worst crime, yay or neigh?
When Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?!” he was taking about this guy
That’s perfect 😂
what's the hurry?
''Could the legends be true?!''
''Legends don't speedrun Skyrim in 5:19 IGT.''
That bit at 5:50 of him sliding around the floor while tentacles start pulling him into a book as he gets a “Failed: attend your wedding ceremony” message is peak Skyrim.
Poor Marcurio :(
it just works.
LOL
Oh this made me laugh more than I should have :D
This comment right here guys😂😂😂
0:04
Rolof: "What's the hurry?"
😂
Hermaeus wasn’t even done introducing himself before mirak was deleted
Dragonborn basically said: "fuck you Hermaeus, you ain't getting my soul! I can do it myself, watch!"
Lmfao 😂
"I AM HERMAEUS MORA, PRINCE OF FATE AND LO- ....... did he just fucking kill miraak"
“You don’t understand marrying Marcurio is absolutely necessary for my plans”
Disappointing Marcurio, more like it.
why really?
Morux the Archiver yes
@@bosniaforever I'm an apprentice wizard! Not a pack mule!!
@@siliarin2337 it's so you can move during dialog
my favorite parts of almost every skyrim speedrun:
- dismount a horse while horizontal to break the sound barrier
- get engaged to marcurio (always marcurio) to break a cutscene later
poor marcurio...
What cutscene
@@cardinalsausage8486 in this case, the cutscene at 5:45 that plays when you open the first black book for the first time. normally, you can't move, but for some reason, missing your wedding gives back player control, allowing you to kill miraak.
i've also seen it used to break the cutscene in the thieves' guild quest line where karliah shoots you with a poisoned arrow and you get to watch her have a chat with mercer.
it's just so sad, that you only engage Marcurio once in any% speedruns, because of the way loading is excluded...
I am an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule
I love how hermaeus mora isnt even done introducing himself
"Did you speedrun the game?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"My wedding with Macurio"
Why wedding Marcurio? I don't get it. What is the profit?
@@phdcmd location to the priest marrying plus a glitch involving strategically failing a quest so you can move during cutscenes
@@jyggalag169 I love how that explains it but doesnt clear up anything
@@Bonk4Me look. This is common to speedruns. In Majoras Mask you used to have to get caught tresspassing and thrown out of the palace onto the fucking moon. In portal 2 you just dont disable the deadly neurotoxin that will kill you, and in minecraft you fail at sleeping.
@@phdcmd I assume because Marcurio is the best male follower and the best male spouse? At least he's my fave.
Holy shit, in 5 minutes I choose my nickname
DA REGIL BEEP no way really?
-This is why the name "Prisoner" is clearly the superior name, cause in those 5 minutes you spent naming you could have instead beat the game-
It took me 40mins to choose one dude xd
DA REGIL BEEP fr this guy doesn’t mess around lol
In 5 minutes I’m a dwarf female Khajit named “xxpu$$ym@ster6969”
Waz: Fast travels to Riften
Me: "hmm I wonder what he's gonna do?"
Waz: *punches horse*
Me: _oh_
@goggles789 Big brain
YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIME
How are you, monan?
@@Samuel-ts4xs Pretty good how are you
@@monan8038 pretty good too
My jaw was dropped the entire time I watched this. The hours I've clocked trudging about that frozen wasteland... And on top of it, I literally couldn't once guess what was coming next. Brilliant execution dude holy.
“What’s the hurry”
Elder Scrolls 6 is in development, that's what's the hurry.
@aurllcooljay let’s just hope it’s development isn’t being hurried though.
@@perturabo7825 And then Todd Howard announces the new game is called "Elder Scrolls 76" and every npc is an online player. >:(
aurllcooljay ES6 won’t be out till 2021 at the earliest. Still a bit to go.
@@aurllcooljay that would've worked better than Fallout 76, since a Key Feature isnt changed to find t the Online Aspect.
Hermaeus Mora got so shocked by what just happened that he stopped talking
🤣
I am hermaeus Mora prince of fate and Lo *stop talking*
Eventually, Hermeus Mora stopped thinking
We can always wish but it never happens
Finally no more slow ass shit from him
Skyrim Dragonborn DLC: *Offers 30 hours of gameplay*
Waz: 5 minutes, take it or leave it
Bro, he spent half this time on vanilla content. Lol
@@lukehorta5115 And half of that on marriage
@@thepowerlies Goes to show the kind of troubles marriage usually cause. Lmao
@John Miller it is fun and cool when you have played the game gor the 3rd time and all 3 of them are at 100% with dlc's included
@@Cactuardude 100% arent possible
highlight of the run: ralof immediately saying "what's the hurry?" as the fucking world eater is launching full firebolts straight at him
Ralof: what's the hurry?
Dragonborn: Miraak's back.
Ralof: ...w-
Dragonborn, igniting flames in hands: Miraak's back.
"No time to explain, follow me" **Gets on a horse and flies off**
Moon's haunted
Imagine
You're a dragonborn, a dragon priest and a pupil of the daedric God of knowledge, rebelled against the dragons and at least 20 corpses can be found around your temple and you wanna rebel against the daedric Prince of knowledge then the next thing you know a homeless man who escaped from jail murders you
Hahahahaha
And that homeless man only escaped jail in another country 5 minutes ago!
Da Jiahao Another entire realm of existence
If that were me, I'd hope it was mcgrips that killed me
Miraak will never reach the truth
Speedrunners are such weird creatures.
Ikr
J J in a good way
@@normansidely1278 of course
Like they on a whole different era
+1
I, am Hermaeus Mora.. Prince of Fate, and Lord HAVE MERCY WHAT THE FUCK DRAGONBORN?
*Actively being consumed by the Black Book*
"Failed: Attend Your Wedding Ceremony"
Yeah but you're not mentioning the part where he was reading the book and walking
@@ZA-mb5di i felt like he was drowning in a toilet
Sort of the same thing if you think about it.
shit, another one of us huh
MadCarTK I mean my mans has his priorities straight for sure
Speedrunners: constantly loading saving and flying in game. No crash.
Me: downloads 1 mod game never starts again.
Me: *enters menu while casting a spell*
*My console ignites*
Enzio Vescucci truth
Lol never starts, my game doesnt save at all anymore
Enzio Vescucci
Console catches fire lolol
Reinstal the game terray, if you have an xbox one. Try reinstalling the operating syestum on it. Its a problem with windows ten which causes data to be corrupt.
This is my first time watching a Skyrim speedrun and when he got on the horse I thought, "Oh, that's smart, he got a horse so he can travel faster." Little did I know he wouldn't only be traveling faster but traversing through the space time continuum and 50 different parallel universes.
There are so many variations of that glitch but that one was the first i saw which allows going in all directions while being flash, i highly recommend watching these Bethesda game speedruns, the glitches are so confusing and cool
I mean, he went faster
@@random_furry6114 you can always count on Bethesda when it comes to glitches👍
Watch a fnv speedrun mfs be flying in that game
Skyrim horses. Can make you REAL fast.
"What's the hurry?" - Ralof, at Helgen's Dragon Attack.
The trip to the island felt like an eternity to this person
Miraak : Hey babe wanna come over?
Dragonborn : I can't I'm studying
Miraak : My parents aren't home
Ba so, the dragonborn rushed home to kill his boyfriend?
@@shriekingskeleton yes
Should have : I can't, I'm bout yo executed
@@shriekingskeleton
Dagoth Ur: Hey babe wanna come see the heart chamber?
Nerevarine: I can't I'm filling my release identification
Dagoth Ur: The Tribunal wasnt here
Nerevarine:
Dragonborn: 5:19
“You picked a bad time to get lost friend!”
THIS IS A MAN ON A MISSION LEAVE HIM BE
"You picked a bad time to get lost m-holy shit he's gone to plaid..."
(Speedrunner starts moving at Ludicrous Speed)
"we're on a mission from God"
@@thisisntsergio1352 hahahaha u r legend that's from the blues brothers
@@Q--FHD haha glad somebody got the reference I've seen that movie a dozen times
I love how at the end he equips Miraak's gear, essentially saying "I'm Miraak now, bitch". 🤣
I love how he teleported somewhere on the map, punched a horse and was IMMEDIATELY sentenced to jail time
Assaulting a horse in Skyrim is a federal offence according to FAA laws. The guards take those crimes very seriously. 😂
They tightened things up after a certain Cimmerian came through town.
“YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRI-“
Bro landed the punch as his feet hit the ground.
@@chriswithakick Federal Aviation Administration?
I’m watching this while I’m eating. I was like “Oh okay he’s running... now he’s stealing a horse.” *I look down at my food for like 3 seconds* “Oh he’s in space now.”
Lmao
@@zalabit927 LMAO XxxddDXDDDXDDXDDXDDD HAAHAHAHA LMFAOA MA XDD
@@peacedeath1676 you scare me
for real.. i looked at my phone...
@@aoaoli who cares
For a minute I thought the trick was going to be to make mirrak attend your wedding lol
Alternative title: twice convicted random thug defeats the legendary first Dragonborn Miraak immediately after finishing serving his time
This reminds me of the one time I accidentally married Marcurio because I didn’t know how amulets of Mara worked and thought he was just like being like super buddy buddy
HAHAAHAHAHA
How do you accidentally do this? The dialogue and quest objectives literally have “marriage/wedding” in them
LOL
Just dudes being bros
same thing happened with me and uthgerd:(( i married marcurio in todays play through but just ended up killing him lol
This guy got engaged faster than I was able to say hi to my crush
pfffttttt
Dragonborn with a capital D, if you know what I mean
@@howdoifindaname2743 ragonborn, because the crush is getting the D 😏
No kidding! You elicited a laugh out of me🤣
Bro what was the point of getting engaged? Genuinely wondering
I love how once you kill Miraak Hermaeus instantly stops talking as he contemplates wtf just happened
He spent all those years trying to find a worthy Dragonborn just for him to get killed by a naked old man with fireballs.
@@-TheLegendHimself- I couldn't stop laughing LMFAO
The goddamn Daedric Prince of Knowledge had to stop and process the situation
Thats a mood
Not even him could have predicted this outcome
How the hell he killed Miraak in two hits?
I laughed so hard during the entire video like it's so absurd it's absolute gold hahaha
Dragonborn randomly appears in front of dude he's never met, buys him off, and ten seconds later they're getting married
And then he leaves him at the altar lmaooo
Joe Exotic is that you?
applied prostitution
better love story than twilight
Sounds like classic Fort Hood.
"Let me show you what i call a pro gamer move."
*punches horse*
6:28
"I am hermaeus-"
"What you, egg?"
[He stabs him]
This is the best comment I have seen all day.
eusunt Paul A good Macbeth reference, your comment has been acknowledged :)
eusunt Paul “father, I have been killed!”
fghghgh
"What's the hurry"
"UHHHH, THE FUCKING DRAGON??!!"
Headline: Convict Murders Priest Within 5 minutes of Escaping Prison
Should have sent him to Green Dolphin Street Prison.
@@ltloxa1159 Is ThAt A mOtHeRfUcKiNg JoJo ReFeReNcE ?
tHeReS AlWaYs TiMe FoR a JoJoS rEfErEnCe
@@ltloxa1159 Imagine if the Dragonborn had a stand
@@dysphoria_1.040 Actaully his stand would probably be
Ancient dragonborn speed:A
Defense:S
Attack:SS
Ability:various immensely power shouts and pseudo immortality also damage on the stand is not mirrored onto the user
Me: I wonder how they'll kill Miraak in 5 minutes
Speedrunner: *Gets engaged*
LMAO i know i wasnt expecting that
Imagine: you're an immortal, extremely powerful, dragon infused hero of legend infused with an ancient god's power
And you see a guy in his underwear jump in from the void and shank you.
Pure fear ill say
A guy approaching you with an underwear in that place should be feared
@Infinus Ultima i don't think he had time to think anything
@@Yagasaki_no_Nagoya the joke is that the fireballs went through his mind _literally_
that vid of markiplier jumping across the room and one shoting the camera and this have the same energy
Bro was Everything Everywhere All At Once before it was a concept
Speeder runner: *meticulously follows a carefully planned route and exact sequence of actions*
Bandit: "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend."
Hm yes the speeder runner definitely speeded ranned this time
@@lucassullivan2109 LMAOOOO
*dragon roars
"Dragonborn? You mean the guy I just killed? Wait, me? I'm a dragonborn? He was the same as me? Was he my brother or something?"
"Oh shit, I was supposed to be getting married today."
What will Marcurio Say?
@@niflol I'm guessing it's alternate work around that you usually have to get the level 10 before the mirraak quest becomes available?
help me failing the getting married quest creates a glitch breaks cutscene movement inhibitors, I think it has something to do with the devs not wanting you to suddenly be unable to move as you would be in the marriage cutscene if you bailed but it seems to effect all cutscenes, anyways the point of him doing that is to allow him to kill Miraak when he should capture you in the cutscene
Miraak just minding his own goddamn business and this speedrunner clown blast Miraak to Sovngarde
As if. Miraak isn't good enough for Sovngarde. *scoffs in geek*
@@calciummother Perhaps he ask the old Herma-mora to help him to Sovngarde
@@TemBark does ol' herma have that power?? Damn, that'd be impressive
@@calciummother He is master of fate
@@TemBark damn, I thought I knew elder scrolls lore
This masterpiece has been recommended to me three years later. I gladly watched it again.
“You have done well, dragonborn”
“... wait I’m dragonborn!?”
"Eh? The heck is a "Dragonborn"?
Ooooooooi
I wanna know who it is that comes up with some of these tricks.
"Hmmm yes I can save 10 seconds of walking into the city by punching the horse and going to jail"
Alcachaz I will effectively skip 5 minutes of content if i stand here, save game, and load game 5 times consecutively.
ahhh yeah save here, reload, steal the horse and glitch into rock to get into sonicmode
I mean that one is pretty obvious, anyone with an understanding of the game's mechanics would think to do that
Krystof “Ne1 wIV aN unDerStaNding of gEM mECanOs wUD FInK to dO tHat” honesty you don’t even realise how much of a dipshit you sound like right now? Hilarious. It’s all exploits and unpatched glitches not game mechanics.
@@bigknight09 getting arrested teleports you inside the nearest city and most players know this, I don't understand how it's not logical
*Camilla valerius:* "it's a fine day with you around"
*dragonborn:* "please, i have a husband now"
Hahahahaha
"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend."
*Proceeds to shoot and miss*
Him: travels to another country and enters a daedric realm.
Game: you missed your wedding
Speed runner: Leaps through the space time continuum to land exactly where he needs to be
Me: Dies from jumping off a small ledge.
I've logged thousands of hours into Skyrim and I have absolutely no idea what I just watched.
You aren't alone, friend.
I resemble that remark
Sell merchant back his own items via glitch with the Smith, get engaged then wait to miss the wedding bcs it breaks a cutscene for some reason, and dismount a horse while horizontal to vroom glitch
This should qualify as comedy, I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
After defeating the ultimate evil of Skyrim, you hear a voice behind you.
Marcurio: "Never should have come here."
That's reserved for when he returns to Riften.
Me: loading almost finished, how far are you?
This dude: Yes.
Bethesda this is what happens when you don’t give us elder scrolls 6. We can and will break every mechanic of your game
They're not bugs. They're all features.
@@as7river Todd: It just work
Can't wait for the remastered remastered remastered version of skyrim on next generation consoles
Lol be expecting to wait a long time for elder scrolls 6. Likely not coming out in 2020 or even 2021. Starfield isn’t even out yet and there’s not much known about it
Samurai Goroh 2024
Bro escaped a dragon attack, went to jail, got married, moved on in another country, and killed a wizard in another realm in 5 minutes
Miraak: who even are y-
Miraak: *death sound*
Hermaeus Mora: sir this is a Wendy’s
I hear his voice saying this...now i imagine his mass wearing the uniform.
@@theperfectcrabbo9414 I’m off to draw it
@@songbird6414 godspeed.
@@songbird6414 liar, gimme the drawing
@@furguts @@furguts
Ralof: "what's the hurry?"
Runner: "MIRRAAAAAAAAAAKKK"
I read that with Spock's "KHAAAAAN" voice. XD
miraak told most of us that we had no idea of the true power a dragonborn could wield