All Your Skyrim Pain in One Video

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  • Опубліковано 23 бер 2023
  • Skyrim is being painful for 10 minutes and 12 seconds straight.
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  • @AhmedMustafa22788
    @AhmedMustafa22788 10 місяців тому +1695

    You missed Jarl Balgruff's son who says "Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boot."

  • @IgnisToast69
    @IgnisToast69 11 місяців тому +2247

    It's worst for me when you try to fight a dragon and it doesn't fight you it just runs away to fight all the local wildlife

    • @michelphilippe193
      @michelphilippe193 8 місяців тому +128

      Meanwhile, the dragon’s health bar remains on screen

    • @anonymousalien7417
      @anonymousalien7417 8 місяців тому +93

      And by the time you finally get to the dragon it flies off again

    • @skimbeeble6143
      @skimbeeble6143 8 місяців тому +13

      ​@@anonymousalien7417dragonrend. I keep them grounded

    • @Rtplb
      @Rtplb 8 місяців тому +31

      ​@@skimbeeble6143and before you obtain dragonrend?

    • @michelphilippe193
      @michelphilippe193 8 місяців тому +19

      @@skimbeeble6143 that’s around the end of the game

  • @makythecapy
    @makythecapy 11 місяців тому +250

    worst pain is getting shouted at by a powerful draugur with the disarm shout while duel wielding your two favourite blades and you lose both of them and can't find them so you have to load your most recent save just to not lose them again. truly the only thing in skyrim that causes me agony and despair

  • @unfortunatelymad980
    @unfortunatelymad980 9 місяців тому +610

    Remember, don’t use iron daggers to level up smithing. Use transmute ore on all your iron to turn it into gold so you can make jewelry which is way more valuable and can gives more smithing experience while also leveling alteration at the same time.

    • @jackwhite1535
      @jackwhite1535 7 місяців тому +12

      Still use iron daggers for the ingots though no?

    • @TH3SHUR1F
      @TH3SHUR1F 6 місяців тому +47

      Pillaging the Dwemer museum in Markarth and forging all of its contents into Dwarven equipment in the nearby forge is another method.

    • @GuilhermeSouza-ux4jq
      @GuilhermeSouza-ux4jq 6 місяців тому +7

      least boring way to level smithing is to take dwemer pieces when exploring dungeons and create dwarven bows

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 6 місяців тому +6

      @@jackwhite1535Well yeah if you find them as ingots and don’t want to make anything better to sell for more

    • @jackwhite1535
      @jackwhite1535 6 місяців тому +4

      @@DeathnoteBBgold ain't really an issue once you hit mid-game so yea purely for grinding levels

  • @callumb-h7950
    @callumb-h7950 Рік тому +5888

    The Meridia's Beacon one made me get up out of my seat, walk over to my window, open it, lean on the sill and light up a cigarette.

    • @ghostlight279
      @ghostlight279 Рік тому +97

      Gotta love this comment 😂

    • @chancellorgowron8992
      @chancellorgowron8992 Рік тому +47

      Bro I howald in laughter when I saw that

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 Рік тому +189

      Why? I genuinely don't understand why people hate this so much. Dawnbreaker's a great sword.

    • @28Ducex2
      @28Ducex2 Рік тому +13

      😭 I'm crying! I'm weak😩 I'm dead☠️ I'm on the floor 🛌😂🤣😭😭 this the one right here

    • @28Ducex2
      @28Ducex2 Рік тому +81

      @@Psyrus88 your working for the thalmor! 😭🤣😂🏃

  • @antondavidovic3996
    @antondavidovic3996 Рік тому +1991

    You forgot: *get bitten by a wolf or skeever*. "You've contracted *insert random disease that drastically debuffs your stats*"

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 Рік тому +119

      Getting Bone Break or Vampirism is fucking unbearable to me.

    • @dmytrozavaley1004
      @dmytrozavaley1004 Рік тому +52

      and everytime Falion tells you that it’s his first time performing the ritual lol

    • @Mattsimilate
      @Mattsimilate Рік тому +63

      *Laughs in Werewolf supremacy*

    • @darioserrano8665
      @darioserrano8665 Рік тому +14

      I don't read things of acolytes of Hircine,sorry pal

    • @enochtang6646
      @enochtang6646 Рік тому +17

      @@Mattsimilate lolll werewolf immunity to diseases

  • @gwg2813
    @gwg2813 11 місяців тому +124

    Forgot the part where you break into Belethors just to see him either standing on the counter or leaning on the counter but he hasnt opened the store

    • @EG-cm5th
      @EG-cm5th 6 місяців тому +17

      I’ve decided he’s just literally designed to be lazy.

    • @Elcazus
      @Elcazus 21 день тому +2

      ​@@EG-cm5th mfs when you break into a store and the shopkeeper doesnt wanna sell you his stuff (insane)

    • @ashy-knees
      @ashy-knees 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@EG-cm5th and suddenly he's security once you go upstairs

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 11 місяців тому +164

    The timing of Marcurio’s “Oh.” was comical. His intonation is flawless

    • @Lyonsyn
      @Lyonsyn 2 місяці тому +3

      He also provided an accurate example of what ignoring his advice would lead to, how thoughtful

  • @splitjawjanitor5369
    @splitjawjanitor5369 Рік тому +1890

    You forgot casting Fury on a Bandit and then he runs past all of his mates and aggros only on you

    • @vexethemagician1517
      @vexethemagician1517 Рік тому +80

      True, it's more useful for high level stealth casters with the quiet casting perk so you can make them fight without them aggroing on you and when the person you casted it on dies you can cast it on one of the survivors.
      It's not really useful but it's fun if you're doing some sort of special playthrough or something

    • @jamsam2100
      @jamsam2100 Рік тому +110

      Or having fury, paralyze, calm, etc. But every enemy you try to use them on is "too high a level to be effected"

    • @MikeHunt-lz2hq
      @MikeHunt-lz2hq Рік тому +1

      Eh I never used fury

    • @starkravenz7008
      @starkravenz7008 Рік тому

      @@jamsam2100 jkjjjj

    • @dillongage
      @dillongage Рік тому +14

      ​@@jamsam2100 yeah, without mods Illusion is kind of worthless.
      If you play as a vampire, and you have the necromage perk, AND you constantly stay at maximum vampiric hunger, you can get your illusion to work fairly well. I think you can pacify up to like level 50 if using the master spellls.
      If every single enemy in skyrim level with the character tho illusion would be useless by level 30.

  • @nimboss
    @nimboss Рік тому +2909

    No "instantly getting executed by dragons/Two handed bandits the moment health drops to half health'?
    No "Killing Lydia/follower with a stray arrow or destruction spell while fighting enemies"?
    No "Crappy treasure at the end of long dungeons/caves"?
    No "Never should have come here"?
    So much pain left unmentioned, friend.

    • @JarlBorg93
      @JarlBorg93 Рік тому +83

      Lydia cant die she is an essential character, why you makin up stuff? Edit: i am stupid and i was thinking of Serana not lydia

    • @forzalazio7184
      @forzalazio7184 Рік тому +167

      @@JarlBorg93 they can die if you, the player, deal the killing blow.

    • @Gefan44
      @Gefan44 Рік тому +175

      The total absence of Delphine in this video tells me that there might be a part 2 on its way

    • @nimboss
      @nimboss Рік тому +46

      @@JarlBorg93 I was speaking merely out of my own experience, since I killed Lydia by accident while trying to shoot an arrow to some random draugur. But as it was already explained, certain characters can die if you kill them yourself.

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Рік тому +79

      im not a egotistical man.
      but the day i was fighting a wiild mammoth and a giant cane to its rescue and after a long fought battle a dragon comes from nowhere before i can even cut the giants toe off.
      but really what crushed me that day.. wasn't the 100 ton mammoth or the horrendously low skyrim space program budget.
      but... the fact the dragon disengaged combat with me to fight the higher priority.
      a literal goat on the side of a mountain on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE VALLEY.
      then a saber cat killed my horse.
      so I had to walk up a mountain horseless.
      to finish what that dragon prick started....

  • @famedbasket
    @famedbasket Рік тому +78

    The one about missing a power attack.. I felt that in my very soul

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 4 місяці тому

      bandits do the same. i call them faints

  • @Maineabeast
    @Maineabeast Рік тому +49

    You forgot trying to navigate the skill trees when you keep going past the skill you want to activate

  • @MrHildebrand
    @MrHildebrand Рік тому +1793

    You forgot my greatest pain of all. Perching above a bandit camp with 100 stealth, completely undetected, line up the perfect bow shot, only to realize you're shooting at agents from the Matrix.

    • @jamiwells2900
      @jamiwells2900 Рік тому +148

      you explained this ai phenomenon so perfectly

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw Рік тому +81

      thankfully, they will gravitate towards the spot the arrow landed, giving you another shot. But it still sucks ass

    • @chirantannath6593
      @chirantannath6593 Рік тому +7

      Oofe

    • @ripstop5082
      @ripstop5082 Рік тому +160

      Well, at least you get to shoot them. Mine just bounce off some invisible ledge two feet in front of me.

    • @silverwolf2676
      @silverwolf2676 Рік тому +49

      You think that's bad, trying shooting down stairs or over ledges, so many invisible walls that only exist for the one frame I shoot an arrow

  • @gigabytemon
    @gigabytemon Рік тому +1947

    Marcurio is an absolute chad of a follower. Not because he's a good mage or anything, but because he knows where all the traps are and activates them to show you so that you don't activate them by accident.

    • @DiabaoBR
      @DiabaoBR Рік тому +62

      💀 you got me in the first half

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw Рік тому +35

      I marry him in every playthrough and this is correct

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th Рік тому +27

      @@Romanticoutlaw The first, and so far only, time I hired him, he killed my dog.

    • @doodlebug7
      @doodlebug7 Рік тому +17

      @@Zyk0th I married Ria. One time I came home and she just started trying to murder me. She also lost dawnbreaker.

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th Рік тому +5

      ​@@doodlebug7 Sounds like she joined the Vigilants of Stendarr.
      Seriously, though, that's weird. Marcurio killing Meeko makes more sense, as I think he hit Meeko one too many times with a spell and caused Meeko to become hostile.

  • @CH4R10T_TV
    @CH4R10T_TV Рік тому +194

    I got one recently that acually gave me a headache: was doing the Dawnguard DLC and main quest sort of simultaneously. Had Serana with me, totally unwilling to leave my side. Started the quest to get the Imperials and Stormcloaks to the peace summit at High Hrothgar. Sat down around the table. First time ever doing it, super stoked to see how I could influence things. Serana takes the seat next to me. No problem, great for roleplaying. The second everybody starts talking, she will not shut up. "Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it?" The whole time. I was gritting my teeth, I had an actual headache. Genuinely finished her quest right after beating Alduin and then told her to go get cured of vampirism so I'd have some time to myself. Just brutal, and to add to it, every time she'd speak, and I do mean every 3 seconds, her subtitles would cut off the dialogue of the other characters, so I couldn't hear them or follow along. It was like being on a work call and having to deal with a small child.

    • @Pumkin932
      @Pumkin932 8 місяців тому +21

      "All I ever wanted was to study."
      "Shh, I'm trying to think here."

    • @seikatsuragi7237
      @seikatsuragi7237 8 місяців тому +9

      She just wanted to take part in politics too :(

    • @guitarmama06
      @guitarmama06 7 місяців тому +8

      Oof! I feel your pain. I do not like free moving "essential" followers. They're annoying.
      The seven levels I had Serena the first time of starting the Dawnguard DLC was seven levels too many.

    • @doibantikov2486
      @doibantikov2486 6 місяців тому +8

      Pinnacle of Elder Scrolls. All you want to do is sit down and enjoy the world, and the game just actively fights you every single step. It's almost always some microaggression you never think about until it's in your face.

    • @ianjames1754
      @ianjames1754 6 місяців тому +4

      Haha she does like to stand there endlessly repeating the same line of dialogue.
      _It’s… not as shiny as I was expecting; still, it’s beautiful…_
      Hearing that line repeated innumerable times will fucking haunt me for years to come.

  • @AkuLelou
    @AkuLelou 7 місяців тому +53

    Here's one way to tell if you've played too much Skyrim: if all (or most) of the situations presented in this video have happened to you that means yes, you wasted several hundred hours of your life...
    This is my case too

    • @KeepCalmCapybara
      @KeepCalmCapybara 4 місяці тому +1

      Yep, pretty much! And there is much, much more situations

    • @DomagojSavordh
      @DomagojSavordh 4 місяці тому +2

      Wasted in good way.

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 4 місяці тому +1

      the only way to play too much skyrim is to own and complete all versions rereleased on all platforms and skyrim 2 is never released

  • @mikehawlkridge903
    @mikehawlkridge903 Рік тому +797

    Love how opening the chest and seeing the beacon is all the context we need

    • @Saasan
      @Saasan Рік тому +58

      A new hand touches the beacon. LISTEN.

    • @WhiskeyDjak
      @WhiskeyDjak 10 місяців тому +38

      *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON*

    • @nuru889
      @nuru889 10 місяців тому +24

      I got it fairly early game but made Lydia take it from the chest, let it be her hand and burden

    • @Pumkin932
      @Pumkin932 8 місяців тому +9

      HeAr mE aNd oBey

    • @Caady
      @Caady 8 місяців тому +3

      Thats the greatest:
      NO GOD PLEASE NO GOD PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      Moment in all of Skyrim.

  • @RHaenJarr
    @RHaenJarr Рік тому +446

    "You'd better take your headphones off now..."
    Me, right in the middle of pouring a juice, both hands busy: "brace for impact, brain cells!"

  • @AelfricBlack
    @AelfricBlack Рік тому +71

    This is the best video on youtube, please make a sequel including “the expert lock chest with 10 gold in it”, “the dragon skeleton appears on top of you when you fast travel” and “general merchant has 10 gold to spend”

    • @AelfricBlack
      @AelfricBlack Рік тому +3

      Omg you already made a sequel and the expert lock had THREE gold in it I am crying right now

    • @Spiritnick
      @Spiritnick 6 місяців тому +1

      God, that chest was the bane of my existence. Burned a good half dozen lockpicks on a glorified refund

    • @TaysanGalovu
      @TaysanGalovu Місяць тому

      Expert and Master locks are their own reward! Nice to level up lockpicking.

  • @Alphabittled
    @Alphabittled 10 місяців тому +46

    Or when you’re following a quest marker but you end up leaving through an alternate door and the game demands that you backtrack through the building’s original door for the quest marker to actually guide you 💀

  • @bio-weaponn5576
    @bio-weaponn5576 Рік тому +542

    2:07 Aela: Well we just slayed a giant, time to go rag on a random stranger who just appeared on the roadway who could be a farmer for all I know.

    • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
      @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 6 місяців тому +68

      Right? Like ma'am I just came to the town and saw a dead giant

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
      “Sounds like something a B*TCH would say”
      -Aela the Harrasser

    • @KoaxialKable
      @KoaxialKable 6 місяців тому +71

      If you hurry enough to get even one hit in before the giant dies, the companions are instead like, "You handled yourself well. You would make a good shield sibling."

    • @bio-weaponn5576
      @bio-weaponn5576 6 місяців тому +29

      @@KoaxialKable Yeah that sounds 'fair'. I just have to reload my save a dozen times over.

    • @GuyWithQuestions
      @GuyWithQuestions 6 місяців тому +6

      @@bio-weaponn5576 u have arrows, use them xD

  • @lukelints9776
    @lukelints9776 Рік тому +739

    My favorite was the first mission where you witness a werewolf. You get locked in the cage and he transforms.. well I was never let out.

    • @silverwolf2676
      @silverwolf2676 Рік тому +135

      You knew too much, he had to silence you

    • @BepisQueen
      @BepisQueen 11 місяців тому +8

      Try reloading your save.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 11 місяців тому +23

      o u meant farkas?
      yeah i had that damn bug once to. just reload the save it saves on every map transition.

    • @11Flyingdragon
      @11Flyingdragon 10 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 9 місяців тому +14

      @@miciso666 ugh, I married farkas, and he gave me some quest that I can’t complete bc apparently I killed whoever it was on another previous quest so now it will just never be done

  • @arduous222
    @arduous222 11 місяців тому +47

    5:03 That is actually quite accurate in real life. If you fall from a high...height (well shit), the water would feel as solid as an asphalt-paved ground. Minecraft physics is full of lies.

    • @thestormcloakarchives3987
      @thestormcloakarchives3987 6 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, that and the fact that obsidian is actually fragile like glass, hence the nickname "Lava Glass."

    • @anwd8646
      @anwd8646 3 місяці тому +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@thestormcloakarchives3987It’s fragile, like glass, but also EXTREMELY sharp, probably one of the sharpest things nature can make on it’s own.

    • @Razruer
      @Razruer 3 місяці тому +8

      Except if the water is deep enough in skyrim, you *don't* take fall damage. So it is in fact minecraft logic we're going off here. Its just unfortunate we really can't see how deep that water is from a certain height.

  • @Pumkin932
    @Pumkin932 8 місяців тому +25

    One of the greatest things about Skyrim is that it connects a whole damn generation of people together on a spiritual level.
    All of us have been there and all of us... have shared the pain.

  • @alexrosu4405
    @alexrosu4405 Рік тому +352

    Have you seen a dog out there? Have you seen a dog out there? Have you seen a dog out there? Have you seen a dog out there?Have you seen a dog out there?!!

    • @JohnBrown-ox8pl
      @JohnBrown-ox8pl Рік тому

      Nooooo!!!
      Let me sell you these 99 iron daggers already,then I'll find your G@@-D@@@! DOG!!!

    • @InhabitantOfOddworld
      @InhabitantOfOddworld Рік тому +25

      This! I love Falkreath but I hate this damn quest and how it is forced upon you

    • @Kirokill1
      @Kirokill1 Рік тому +7

      @@InhabitantOfOddworld Have you seen a dog out there?

    • @SonOfAuriEl
      @SonOfAuriEl Рік тому +10

      HaVe YoU SeEn A dog OuT tHeRe?!?

    • @palmoftheface4969
      @palmoftheface4969 Рік тому +1

      What kind of dog?

  • @chirantannath6593
    @chirantannath6593 Рік тому +613

    The courier running menacingly towards you is even scarier than any dragon, centurion, or ebony warrior.

    • @michelphilippe193
      @michelphilippe193 8 місяців тому +10

      What ever divines or daedra he worships is the most powerful

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 8 місяців тому +23

      Makes sense. After all, it was a mere courier who destroyed Caesar's Legion, sent the New California Republic running for the hills, destroyed an entire chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel, and solidified Mr. House's power over the Mojave.

    • @VarthalabauHair
      @VarthalabauHair 7 місяців тому +3

      Then he gives you another inheritance letter which if you already have another in your inventory, the new one becomes a duplicate of the first and it becomes impossible to tell which NPC died. Great scripting 10/10.

    • @toddthezondalover645
      @toddthezondalover645 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@SergeantExtremeYou do mean overthrown Mr House and created a New Mojave? ;)

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 4 місяці тому

      @@toddthezondalover645 Nah, House may be an autocrat, but he's the best chance humanity has for a technologically advanced future.

  • @MioAkiyama3686
    @MioAkiyama3686 Рік тому +26

    The real crafting pain is enchanting, in which youre forced to select dagger select soul gem select enchantment. 300+ times.

    • @ianjames1754
      @ianjames1754 6 місяців тому +5

      I just pay Neloth for enchanting lessons when enchanting hundreds of iron daggers becomes torturous. When he maxes out at 90, I get the Scholar’s Insight power from one of the Black Books that gives you 2 skill points per training book instead of just 1, and read the enchanting skill books to get to 100 and get that extra effect perk.

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 4 місяці тому +2

      felt like that thing was powerleveled fairly quickly for me

  • @nuvii
    @nuvii 11 місяців тому +14

    love how after the dog one, the dog shows up in the rest of the video. u rly recorded a whole new playthrough for this video. many respect

  • @darkwanderers1139
    @darkwanderers1139 Рік тому +252

    If skyrim has taught me anything its to save at every possible moment cause god knows when the game is gonna break

  • @tomrio9152
    @tomrio9152 Рік тому +241

    I never understood Belethor's business hours even after 11 years

    • @bigmaccification
      @bigmaccification Рік тому +53

      The hours are whenever the hell he feels like coming in, lol.

    • @PoorWax
      @PoorWax 10 місяців тому +20

      He's just not open on Loredas (saturday) or Sundas (sunday). It baffles me how this is still a mystery for some people, but the fact that I'm Scandinavian and weekdays in my native tongue is similar to those of Skyrim might have given me a headstart.

    • @TheAndygan
      @TheAndygan 9 місяців тому +7

      Sometimes when it's open I walk in so as the rest people, but somehow I am not welcomed here and he is about to call the guards... Dickhead.

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 2 місяці тому

      and i thought i was the only one that was fucked up by that

  • @DoctorWortspieler
    @DoctorWortspieler Рік тому +25

    2:36 It's not the fact that Draugr Deathlords can Shout you across the room that bothers me. It's the time it takes for the Dragonborn to get back on his feet that made me want to yeet the game out the window.

    • @Raithen-
      @Raithen- 6 місяців тому

      Same in GTA V

    • @theo-jamesmoulton2000
      @theo-jamesmoulton2000 4 місяці тому +1

      Oh god yeah. First rule of physical mayhem. Someone floors you? Get back up. RIGHT TF NOW!

  • @1odyssey
    @1odyssey 10 місяців тому +8

    You forgot going through the deepest cave ever than realizing you’ll have to go all the way back just because their was no exit at the end

  • @axlvegeta5473
    @axlvegeta5473 Рік тому +396

    Don't forget the moment when you try to kill a deer/elk next thing you know you're chasing it halfway through Skyrim

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 11 місяців тому +6

      i know a more funny one.
      you are in the middle of something and the damn dawnguard decide now is the perfect time to ruin a sneaky kill attempt.
      or when they crash your dragon party and gang up on you 4 to 1.

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn 9 місяців тому

      That's not really a pain moment. It's your choice to follow the deer lol

    • @VladShpiro
      @VladShpiro 9 місяців тому +4

      Start hunting in Whiterun, end up in Markarth

    • @keifujitora6587
      @keifujitora6587 8 місяців тому

      That's why you sneak and use arrow to hunt
      Or just burn it with fire breath shout

    • @djojotaro4840
      @djojotaro4840 8 місяців тому +1

      @@keifujitora6587 yes but then you got the long killcam where it miss the shot

  • @7bitstep
    @7bitstep Рік тому +449

    I also love it when you're rushing past some props at the ground and randomly get damaged because you touched it

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 10 місяців тому +6

      Or more accurately it damages your character.

    • @dannyyogendra51
      @dannyyogendra51 8 місяців тому +28

      More often than not it's bones that do that. Which is more than a little creepy💀

    • @ArcherOfJustice
      @ArcherOfJustice 8 місяців тому +22

      @@killertruth186 also deals emotional damage

    • @guitarmama06
      @guitarmama06 7 місяців тому +3

      Gotta watch out for those bones laying all over the place.

    • @SAIMONch
      @SAIMONch 7 місяців тому +1

      Genuinely shocked this one wasn't in here

  • @cedricofcanteburry
    @cedricofcanteburry Рік тому +11

    There is no worse feeling than completing the quest line in Markarth about the reachmen and becoming friends with them only for your horse to immediately attack them once you fast travel to their base

  • @ILE-TalentoHumano
    @ILE-TalentoHumano 10 місяців тому +13

    Getting trapped in a death loop was, is, and forever be the worst one for me. The first time it happened i didn't know what to do so i started a new run. Weeks later i realized that you can lower the difficulty level and with that, you won't get one shot.
    My heart still hurts until this day.

  • @silEseal.
    @silEseal. Рік тому +1925

    Incredibly accurate video, especially with the dragons descending and Belethors odd opening times.
    Oh my god I just watched further. The backwards power attacks completely missing is way too relatable. 😂😂

    • @gableprescott7405
      @gableprescott7405 Рік тому +46

      I've yet to have a problem with Belethor. It's always War-Maiden's that's open and closed at wild times for me, which pisses me off b/c they're my go to place for offloading my unwanted weapons and obsolete armor.

    • @silEseal.
      @silEseal. Рік тому +31

      @@gableprescott7405 Yeah. Their opening times are annoying too. If I can't go to either Belethors or Warmaidens to drop off all my useless things, I just go to Riverwood Trader instead.

    • @trustypotato9998
      @trustypotato9998 Рік тому +2

      Belethor usually opens at 12 for me

    • @spearmintvr7169
      @spearmintvr7169 Рік тому +6

      I've found you can save and load and that fixes it for me.

    • @silEseal.
      @silEseal. Рік тому +2

      @@spearmintvr7169 good to know. I'll try it

  • @h2eh1s-
    @h2eh1s- Рік тому +631

    Every couple of years:
    "This is it. I'm finally gonna complete the game. Gonna do everything I missed last time. Got my backstory and build all set. It's now or never."
    Five game sessions later...
    B U R N O U T.

    • @antarath517
      @antarath517 Рік тому +139

      5 minutes later: sneak archer

    • @kenz2756
      @kenz2756 Рік тому +33

      You need new content really. That's what would keep me going. Playing the same exact thing 4 times you just get bored easily after that initial dopamine trip of the new mods you installed.

    • @richiepipes8960
      @richiepipes8960 10 місяців тому +9

      Its the dogshit combat, every build gets boring after level 20

    • @blakearmentrout7717
      @blakearmentrout7717 10 місяців тому +7

      lol this is exactly me, been playing since launch and still have never played a build past the Horn of windcaller quest before having a new character idea and restarting

    • @richiepipes8960
      @richiepipes8960 10 місяців тому +4

      @@blakearmentrout7717 Same. Why the f would i play this over elden ring lol Better builds, better combat, better graphics (even w mods i play nolvus) Every quest is go retrieve something, or clear bandits lol. idk how people played this since launch...i beat it on release and remember being like FUCK this when i starter a mage character and didnt pick it up again till recently...same deal

  • @thebluephanto7655
    @thebluephanto7655 Рік тому +10

    8:19
    funnyly enough
    Nazeem got killed by a vampire on my last save

  • @meatloverspizza23
    @meatloverspizza23 8 місяців тому +4

    My personal list:
    - casts invisibility, still seen by bandits
    - insta killed by dragon when at half health,
    - Delphine
    - mages spamming frost storm
    - high hrothgar frost troll
    - dawn breaker casts turn undead, which blows away nearby treasures
    - Mzulft is literally just a long corridor
    - talking to vex
    - going to morthal or winterhold and there is always a dragon

  • @guest273
    @guest273 Рік тому +116

    Or better yet, when you're fighting vs bandits together with a holds guards and you accidentally hit the guard and get "40 bounty added".

    • @guitarmama06
      @guitarmama06 7 місяців тому +1

      I was doing that forsworn quest in Markarth the first time, and while beating up that dude outside of the Warrens, I accidentally punched one of the onlookers. Got a 40 bounty.

    • @ursinhopeludinhoUwU
      @ursinhopeludinhoUwU 7 місяців тому +1

      I died because the guards didn't accept my surrender, and I had like 20 thousand gold

  • @xdgameplay4034
    @xdgameplay4034 Рік тому +193

    Last one should have just been the game crashing for no reason.

    • @ripstop5082
      @ripstop5082 Рік тому +6

      Infinite loading screen and your last three saves are corrupt.

    • @gwg2813
      @gwg2813 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@kekker9113doesnt even need to be modded at this point, was playing on ps4 and 5he game crashes every like 10 minutes when i walk through a door

  • @Count_of_shadow_lands
    @Count_of_shadow_lands 11 місяців тому +10

    There is only one thing that i ultimately fear in Skyrim, the goddamn ice wrath bug, when named creature's texture is bound to your legs and there's NOTHING you can do, there is no cure, only suffering. You don't even have too face it.
    I also think it happens when you fast travel through mountains and your fast travel path crosses the Ice wrath's one.

    • @anonymousalien7417
      @anonymousalien7417 8 місяців тому +3

      Also the draugr eye bug you get from using Aura Whisper too much, even when playing in first person you can still see the afterglow when you move around, it's distracting (which sucks because Aura Whisper is the most useful shout to me)

  • @Kaitri
    @Kaitri 9 місяців тому +7

    1:07 thats how i got up the mountain my first time. i couldnt find the path so i just kept jumping at the wall with my horse, slowly gliding up the mountain

  • @goliathxanatos706
    @goliathxanatos706 Рік тому +574

    The followers not opening chests or doors, blocking paths, friendly fire and walking into obvious traps is what gets me. AI is the way of the future, until someone codes it correctly lol

    • @gb9884
      @gb9884 Рік тому +37

      Don't forget companions getting lost and disappearing because you took a shortcut.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Рік тому +11

      @@gb9884 Oof, I remember losing my horse and forgetting where I left it...

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th Рік тому +4

      They can literally get trapped forever in the last room in Meridia's Temple.

  • @mustardofdoom
    @mustardofdoom Рік тому +164

    The extra-tall step at the top of a staircase really got me. There are a few of those littered throughout the game.

    • @alyssas.5599
      @alyssas.5599 Рік тому +6

      It’s the entirety of high hrothgar for me :,)

    • @VladShpiro
      @VladShpiro 9 місяців тому +2

      You slay literal dragons, shout ancient spells and being almost a god to people.
      Literally a step of stairs: *ima end this Dragonborn’s whole career*

  • @titanx161
    @titanx161 9 місяців тому +4

    I thought you did a great job with this! But you forgot my 2 worst ones.
    1 when a follower decides not to help you in combat/do anything
    2 the children in whiterun that just be mean to you and you can't kill them or the guards will start attacking you.

  • @ghostdrew4887
    @ghostdrew4887 4 місяці тому +3

    You can never forget
    1. Getting disarm shouted
    2. Not being able to find where your weapon fell.

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 Рік тому +223

    If I had a nickel for everytime Lidia actively moved in front of my arrows in a fight or the number of times she alerted the enemies while I was sneaking, I’d have enough to fund the next elder scrolls

    • @guitarmama06
      @guitarmama06 7 місяців тому +5

      Or everytime Serena pushed me into the enemy when we were in close quarters

    • @mirasilenthill3348
      @mirasilenthill3348 7 місяців тому

      @@guitarmama06 this is quite rare for Serana since she is a mage and mages usually dont get close to the enemy. Plus, the ice spikes dont have knockback.

    • @lsroadsrlr
      @lsroadsrlr 6 місяців тому +1

      most annoying one is Mercer, talks big about his stealth experience and runs into every trap im the dungeon making you save him from every ambush.

    • @jameslegault9398
      @jameslegault9398 5 місяців тому

      I honestly don’t like having lidia as a follower, my first play through she died to the first set of cultists I encountered, my second time through she died to my unrelenting force while I was trying to get a vampire away from me, damn annoying.

  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh Рік тому +364

    Seen a recent uptick in Skyrim content and honestly I'm here for it. That game will always have a place in my heart.

    • @aerystargaryenii2565
      @aerystargaryenii2565 Рік тому +6

      The time to return to skyrim has come once again

    • @FrostReach66
      @FrostReach66 Рік тому +5

      Replaying the game has been so much fun. Stuff I still discover even after so many years

    • @sidimightbe3246
      @sidimightbe3246 Рік тому +6

      We all ride the wave and we don’t know it, like the red dead 2 wave of fall/winter 2022

  • @kierstencarr2590
    @kierstencarr2590 11 місяців тому +8

    This video is so well-compiled and edited for maximum comedy, thank you. Those zoom-ins were MASTERFUL, and clips with character lines were timed perfectly. Astrid's little "must have scared them off" at the end of the Murder You compilation had me chortling, and you really captured Marcurio's best hits. 😂😂

  • @lunarebony6122
    @lunarebony6122 Рік тому +12

    who else is a mod-free player

  • @trix_official2935
    @trix_official2935 Рік тому +280

    Guys, i’m italian, and trust me, listen to heimskr screaming in italian is far more painfull than english

  • @romanisaac9053
    @romanisaac9053 Рік тому +79

    If you ever have trouble waking up in the morning I reccomend setting up the Meridia's beacon dialogue as your alarm ringtone. One time i jolted awake fully and threw myself out my window

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 11 місяців тому +5

      i laughed way to hard. but i got a better one
      nazeem : do you visit te cloud district often.
      or heimsker : PRAAAAISE TALOS

    • @LIONGOD
      @LIONGOD 8 місяців тому

      now i want to change someone elses alarm to that

  • @whyjamesisacommonname
    @whyjamesisacommonname 10 місяців тому +4

    I enjoyed the video, and I appreciate you didn't include the "beep glitch screen" in every change scene.

  • @jettisonyurei8809
    @jettisonyurei8809 Рік тому +5

    What about the tiny skeletons that make it look like you're playing hockey really fast then murder you when you walk over them?

  • @coneberry6905
    @coneberry6905 Рік тому +224

    Here's a tip i figured out: if you're stuck in a death-loop like in 5:14 the problem is you can't open up your inventory quick enough because of a bug where you don't have control of your character for the first few seconds after loading a save. When that happens, load your save, and while the screen is still black open up the console by pressing the [~] key. This will pause the game, so you can wait a few seconds so that the game loads your ability to control your character. After that close the console using the same [~] button and you should be able to instantly open up your inventory to drink whatever health potions you need.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw Рік тому +13

      weeps openly in switch version
      I have it on PC too, I've just loaded it up with a ton of mods and I don't know exactly which ones broke after an update

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Рік тому +12

      The other problem is that sometimes quicksaving is unreliable. You can quicksave when a mob is 5 good, long seconds away from you.
      You'll quickload and the mob will still be there - and then on the next quickload he's suddenly right on top of you.

    • @JinYo265
      @JinYo265 Рік тому +2

      Use the (~) and input TGM and forget about the word "pain"

    • @coneberry6905
      @coneberry6905 Рік тому +6

      @@Resi1ience enemies start moving while the screen is still black. Opening up the console while loading the savegame should help with that too

    • @yoloyogurt7678
      @yoloyogurt7678 Рік тому +2

      On pc sure

  • @totaldramagamer5521
    @totaldramagamer5521 Рік тому +264

    Why am I still wanting to play this game 10+ years later...
    I swear it's a curse.
    I can't wait for Elder Scrolls VI to come out in 2074.

    • @alexandreblanchet7006
      @alexandreblanchet7006 Рік тому +9

      It's because by just looking at it Ermaeus Mora posessed you and you want to know everything about the game as he slowly absorb your soul craving the game even more thinking bugs and crashes are normal making you learn more

    • @dovakiinjarlbulgrifsthane7539
      @dovakiinjarlbulgrifsthane7539 9 місяців тому +1

      I still play the game till this day my friend.

    • @rtlkfrevr
      @rtlkfrevr 9 місяців тому +1

      it's not a curse, it's a bug, you can't move on because you're bugged

  • @ryan_lew9796
    @ryan_lew9796 10 місяців тому +3

    That 1 second clip of the courier running up to you is the funniest thing I've seen in a skyrim video 😂😂

  • @JacobDunn-lz5wg
    @JacobDunn-lz5wg 11 місяців тому +6

    7:00 only happens when your over encumbered. What about when you go to open a chest, and try to back out before the menu opens and now you have 2 menus open.

  • @keira4840
    @keira4840 Рік тому +89

    The random barrel outside stuffed to the brim with the dragonborn's stuff really did it for me, oof. Don't know if you've ever had this problem, but one that I always run into is giants repeatedly spawning at Windstad Manor and deciding to wage turf wars on my front lawn

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 Рік тому +12

      I get that. They kill my chickens. MY CHICKENS!!!!!

    • @albeleivahorka8875
      @albeleivahorka8875 Рік тому +10

      Or draugrs near the home in the northern marshes i forgot the name of.
      Once i came back to my Lakeview home to find Thalmor agents scattered around and my horse had disappeared. Turned out I was able to buy a new one so i guess the previous, missing one had died. What a strangely epic story you could draw out if this ! The horse that faced alone a Thalmor party attack on its two-legged friend's house, defended it to the point of being deadly wounded, and disappeared while on his way to call for help...
      Or it might be that a dragon flew by the house and saw snacks, so it rained fire on the snacks who fought back and just grabbed the other snack to take away. We'll never know.

    • @justasciencelover8175
      @justasciencelover8175 11 місяців тому

      Where is that location tho

    • @passionateaudiobooks2735
      @passionateaudiobooks2735 10 місяців тому

      I didn't realise you could just put items in containers for ages so I left my extra stuff beside I think it was the Greymanes' house, I'd open the gate say hello to the cow drop or pick up what I needed, thank the cow for looking after my things close the gate and carry on with my day.

    • @yourstruly5013
      @yourstruly5013 10 місяців тому +1

      What i accidently do is put all the stuff back in my inventory .

  • @The-Blue-Knight
    @The-Blue-Knight Рік тому +79

    Good stuff.
    Another is stepping on bones and they almost kill you xd

    • @JohnBrown-ox8pl
      @JohnBrown-ox8pl Рік тому +2

      Yes Blue-Knight!!!
      I can't tell you how many times that happens to me in Fallout 3 also!!!😂

    • @The-Blue-Knight
      @The-Blue-Knight Рік тому

      @@JohnBrown-ox8pl xd

    • @The-Blue-Knight
      @The-Blue-Knight Рік тому +2

      @@JohnBrown-ox8pl I'm always careful with the college of winter hold basement. Plenty of bones there that always almost kill me xd.

    • @safep4683
      @safep4683 Рік тому +2

      The fact that random debris on the ground can damage you is the main thing that puts me off a 1hp run. Don't like the idea that the Divines can choose to remove my living privileges at seemingly random

    • @The-Blue-Knight
      @The-Blue-Knight Рік тому

      @@safep4683 xd

  • @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72
    @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 Рік тому +14

    I think you might've forgotten about that ONE silverhand enemy that somehow manages to tank your hits, and kills you after two or three hits.
    (If you know the mission, then you know.)

    • @VarthalabauHair
      @VarthalabauHair 7 місяців тому +2

      Krev the Skinner.

    • @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72
      @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 7 місяців тому +1

      @@VarthalabauHair no, my friend... Before him/her. Like when you first meet them with Farkas.
      After he reveals his wolf form, those suckers get a boost and literally cut my head off in two hits.

  • @one_inch_man
    @one_inch_man 6 місяців тому +2

    "Come to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities, like the rest of the "great warriors"?" by Farengar gets me every f-cking time 😡

  • @ethicalcobra4136
    @ethicalcobra4136 Рік тому +24

    You forgot to add the never ending loop of dialogue from the guards.😂
    "Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something. Might consider joining myself."

  • @LordOsiris499
    @LordOsiris499 Рік тому +113

    For me, the absolute worst is suddenly realizing I must have accidentally killed Lydia 5 hours ago and just not noticed until now. That’s why I always switch to Serana as fast as I can

    • @nightshadewinter6915
      @nightshadewinter6915 7 місяців тому +20

      Dude I feel that 😂
      I was running around the world one day when I didn't see Lydia anymore and I backtracked to try and find her only to find a courier carrying the death letter 😂

    • @KeepCalmCapybara
      @KeepCalmCapybara 4 місяці тому +3

      How can you accidentaly kill Lydia? Not saying I never did that, but this is extremely rare.

    • @LordOsiris499
      @LordOsiris499 4 місяці тому +2

      @@KeepCalmCapybara when protected characters fall they crawl on the floor so you mostly cant see them on your screen, but they’re still in the hitbox of your weapon. If your crawling through a dark cluttered Dwemer ruin, it could be hours before you notice you tapped her when she was completely hidden from you and her body flopped off a ledge

    • @RealJohnnyG
      @RealJohnnyG 4 місяці тому +2

      Lost her in a dragon fight. I used Dragonrend which is supposed to only affect dragons but she was like right on the edge of a cliff and the falling over animation sent her off a cliff. I was like "RIP Lydia." and kept going cuz I hadn't saved in awhile and wasn't about to backtrack hours of gameplay for her.

  • @Rockhard1492
    @Rockhard1492 Рік тому +11

    My favorite is when you're like level 20, you've got a good selection of armor and weapons, you do all the quests in a hold, buy a house, and become Thane, and your reward is... An enchanted iron sword.
    Gee, thanks, I feel so valued and respected with this gift. 😂

  • @Starlightean
    @Starlightean 10 місяців тому +2

    I was fully expecting this to only be the cart on its way to execution, the horses and the cart getting stuck and starting to rotate wildly. The first moments of Skyrim. I would've been fine with that haha.

  • @captainmycaptain7274
    @captainmycaptain7274 Рік тому +61

    For me, the marriage ceremony is one of the most stressful procedures in the game. I always end up having to wait forever for the priest to arrive. And once everyone is ready for the wedding to begin, the priest falls silent as the guests keep congratulating me non-stop.

  • @muh.andianto
    @muh.andianto Рік тому +67

    - Horse charging into Elder Dragon encounter.
    - Getting a new written quest in journal without asking.
    - Died or stuck after long progress, and forget to quicksave before.
    - Fast travel accross map but forget follower is still on "wait here" mode.
    - Accidentally click the wrong item to sell.
    - Yes, this vomit guy 4:40 , also that archer Gauldurson boss, they both annoying.
    - And of course 3:10 , "a nEw hAnd..."
    Btw, nice compilation, land strider. May your road lead you to cloud district very often.

    • @JuliusCaesar2005
      @JuliusCaesar2005 Рік тому

      The vomit dude gave me HELL when I tried fighting him during my mage build playthrough. Immune to all spells AND shouts so I had to use a dagger with my one handed level of 15 for like 30 minutes. It wasn't even particularly hard, just really tedious.

    • @amasterofone
      @amasterofone Рік тому

      Oh god, the number of times ive left my follower in a dungeon or ruin somewhere only to realise like 2 in game days later that they arent with me

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 11 місяців тому +1

      did u know the archer gaulderson guy is the only one dropping rusted arrows.
      wish i knew that before i started collecting some neat stuff. but i got like 4 of them so i could always make more.

  • @T3M3P1C
    @T3M3P1C 10 місяців тому +3

    3:37 the worst bit is one of the barrels will randomly be marked as stealing

  • @Solike99
    @Solike99 10 місяців тому +3

    This video is both boringly simple and amazingly real and entertaining. Marvelous.

  • @RandomName45
    @RandomName45 Рік тому +85

    In case anyone is wondering what happened at 7:05:
    Player is absorbing their own spells - you can see a subtle white/blue-ish effect as soon as the summon "fails" (this effect is more prominent in third person).
    If you plan to play a summoning build, don't increase your magic absorption (ie, don't use The Atronach Stone).

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 10 місяців тому +11

      That’s funny, the spell absorption was supposed to work when NPC/creature cast spells at your character not yourself.

    • @keifujitora6587
      @keifujitora6587 8 місяців тому +5

      This is actually beneficial if you have Skyrim Anniversary Edition
      Because there are plenty of summons that still work even with 100% magic absorb active, such as the Necromantic Grimoire summons and Ayleid Lich. Arvak and Daedric Horse can also be summoned without fail

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 4 місяці тому

      thank you stranger, i couldnt figure this out by myself just by looking at the video. What is wrong with you dummy.

  • @ronandynan1228
    @ronandynan1228 Рік тому +84

    Very accurate, there are few things more annoying than meridias beacon, nirnroots, and couriers and the stupid follower getting stuck in the GODDAMN WAY

    • @jaymez1994
      @jaymez1994 Рік тому +2

      Nothing a good old fus ro da can’t fix

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Рік тому +4

      What's so hard about Nirnroots? If you find the noise they make annoying, just pick them. Now, if you'd gotten the mod that replaces the chime with it screaming "I'M OVER HERE!" then I'd understand.

    • @Alduintheworldeater
      @Alduintheworldeater Рік тому +4

      Nirn roots aren't as bad as survival mode or
      nEvEr ShOuLd HaVe CoMe HeRe

    • @albeleivahorka8875
      @albeleivahorka8875 Рік тому +1

      Those f*ing pink gems...

  • @Spooneru
    @Spooneru 11 місяців тому +3

    Fallout 4: There is a nother setlement that needs your help
    Skyrim: I got new mail for you!

  • @Canadia_Ball
    @Canadia_Ball Місяць тому +1

    I am 15 seconds into this video, and I already know for a fact that this video will not end before Meridia's Beacon graces me with its presence.

  • @Lechuga1815
    @Lechuga1815 Рік тому +43

    3:09, I knew it was gonna be on here
    "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!"

  • @shahmi09
    @shahmi09 Рік тому +84

    I've recently made an Argonian wizard..My pet peeve is the constant heavy breathing when swimming eventhough Argonians can breath underwater...Oh and the odds of freezing to death when leaving Winterhold

    • @Alduintheworldeater
      @Alduintheworldeater Рік тому +10

      I inevitably had to get put of survival mode I could handle not being able to carry anything and having to cart everywere
      And hunger and to redness taking up all your vision
      The stomach noises when traveling by cart
      Be cold every five seconds
      Dying 39times on the way to high wrothgar bc of cold
      The list goes on
      I was playing as argonian btw

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial Рік тому +5

      ​@@Alduintheworldeater my brother in Talos you're supposed to wear clothing while climbing the 7000 steps. Also try not to do it at night

    • @sidimightbe3246
      @sidimightbe3246 Рік тому +1

      @@LibraritheWizardOfficial even with full clothing and frost boots you still slowly die in the cold as an argonian

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial Рік тому +1

      @@sidimightbe3246 Everyone slowly gets cold, but even an Argonian will have enough time to run up and down the steps multiple times if wearing warm armor

    • @Alduintheworldeater
      @Alduintheworldeater Рік тому

      @@LibraritheWizardOfficial yeah j had full steel on and that's a lot of warmth
      I had to climb as a werewolf so the cold didn't kill me basically werewolf sneak
      I don't know how the deards did sea me and eventually was am again

  • @yusufkeremcandan-rh8tp
    @yusufkeremcandan-rh8tp 10 місяців тому +6

    6:19 ngl this got me laughing

  • @GenocideLv
    @GenocideLv 11 місяців тому +3

    7:50 constant vigilance from harry potter 4th movie woulda worked well here

  • @virtualcynical8515
    @virtualcynical8515 Рік тому +239

    I can tell by your Assortment on Clips that you are a Seasoned Skyrim Pro.
    Only one whom has played this game to the Fullest knows of all it's True Suffering.

  • @marshallka3878
    @marshallka3878 Рік тому +63

    Forgot one thing. The feeling when you finally save up to buy a horse and then it starts fighting a dragon and dies. Pure pain.

    • @etrephesm
      @etrephesm 9 місяців тому +2

      just rob them from bandits or wait to get shadowmere from the dark brotherhood. Shadowmere respawns after 10 in-game days

    • @keifujitora6587
      @keifujitora6587 8 місяців тому +1

      Just do the Forgotten Seasons or The Cause quest (CC content, both available for free on Anniversary Edition)
      Both quest will reward you with a horse. The Cause gives you a spell to summon Daedric Horse while Forgotten Seasons gives you the ultimate horse that is immune to damage (including fall damage) and has infinite stamina: Dwarven Horse.

    • @guitarmama06
      @guitarmama06 7 місяців тому

      Or bandits come the second you leave the stables area... though in my case, it was the foresworn.

    • @paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586
      @paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586 6 місяців тому +2

      I just walk or run everywhere in the game

    • @thejackal5099
      @thejackal5099 6 місяців тому

      @@etrephesm or better yet, get Arvak that can respawn whenever you want it to.

  • @WHIT31000
    @WHIT31000 11 місяців тому +1

    this has got to be one of the best videos of all times bruh hahaha everything was on point...

  • @Myelso
    @Myelso Рік тому +2

    When you shout "Become Ethereal" to jump down a mountain but it ends right before you hit ground

  • @classictoby5309
    @classictoby5309 Рік тому +118

    Had to stop watching halfway through. Too real.

  • @dsilvermane_
    @dsilvermane_ Рік тому +43

    Belethor... That idiot made me fast-travel so many times. lmao

  • @commandershephard5019
    @commandershephard5019 Рік тому +3

    7:12 so reliable it only works 1 out of every five casts 😂

  • @itsjustjosh2493
    @itsjustjosh2493 Рік тому +3

    0:57 no one tells me what to do. I'll survive

  • @beelzebub7221
    @beelzebub7221 Рік тому +115

    A tip for orchendor for those who struggle with him: Bring him out of the battle room, (i like to drag him all the way back to where you fight the centurion just to be safe) and start using a stagger move + regen pots/stew. If he is out of the battle room, he wont teleport away. He does still use the warp animation and reset his spells though, which is why you have to keep him paralyzed/staggered. remember folks, if there is a problem in skyrim, there is *always* a way to cheese the fuck out of it

    • @richiepipes8960
      @richiepipes8960 10 місяців тому

      People struggle w fights in skyrim? Thats a thing?

    • @beelzebub7221
      @beelzebub7221 10 місяців тому +2

      @@richiepipes8960 idk man, at this point i don't see how ppl struggle with anything in skyrim lol
      except for completing the main quest without getting bored out of their minds, I still struggle with that one

  • @snowtail1951
    @snowtail1951 Рік тому +64

    7:56
    Plot twist: the pain wasn't that the dog keeps barking, it's that Norri was referring to the dog, not the player 💀

  • @Homeminboss
    @Homeminboss Рік тому +3

    6:25 oh don't hate him like that

  • @MrChase115
    @MrChase115 Рік тому +34

    @6:50 But isn't the Dragonborn literally the carriage driver's only passenger? I've not once seen him do any except wait around forever ! LOL

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo1204 Рік тому +38

    There is one specific dungeon, which has a trap, that has the most amount of those giant spikes that come out from the ground.
    It does not hurt that much at all. It is just *very very loud*

  • @xxvittorioxx_br5448
    @xxvittorioxx_br5448 11 місяців тому +1

    the worst one is storing items in the chest of your house and when you need them they disappeared

  • @cabbagyboi9129
    @cabbagyboi9129 20 годин тому

    All it’s missing is when you’re trying to run from/chase down a mage hut they keep pelting you with ice spells that slow you to a snail’s pace

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS Рік тому +79

    0:16 I swear, this shit only ever happens with Belethor, maybe Arcadia.

    • @TheWorldMemeDatabase
      @TheWorldMemeDatabase Рік тому +2

      Actually Warmaiden’s was the most problematic in my playthrough. Add that to the problem of making sure Adrianne is outside and not sharing her gold with Wulferth, and selling off loot was a hassle.

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial Рік тому +1

      @@TheWorldMemeDatabase
      1. Sell loot
      2. Save
      3. Stab vendor
      4. Load
      5. Repeat steps 1-4

  • @curiousconfused
    @curiousconfused Рік тому +18

    Those damn blades in dwemer ruins rip through more of your health than they have any reason to

  • @dylatron4533
    @dylatron4533 9 місяців тому +1

    When you use the clairvoyance spell and it just leads you through a door, then once you go through, it lead to the same door you just went through.

  • @mandrac2
    @mandrac2 6 днів тому

    you forgot the classic bowl full of coins that you inevitably end up picking instead of the coins and have to search through your inventory to drop it

  • @briarpelt2333
    @briarpelt2333 Рік тому +33

    Please do a part 2 with all of the things the comments have mentioned! For my part, I have to bring up Maven Black-Briar. “I assume you’re bothering me for a good reason?” when you’re literally just walking past her on the street

    • @keira4840
      @keira4840 Рік тому +7

      Or a related annoyance in the same town, "I've never seen Mjoll this upset before!" OH HAVEN'T YOU

    • @briarpelt2333
      @briarpelt2333 Рік тому +1

      @@keira4840 Ooh good one!

    • @platinumight158
      @platinumight158 Рік тому +6

      Literally any NPC standing next to me while I'm using a grindstone, work bench, enchanting table or alchemy table. "Need something?"

    • @layZbat
      @layZbat Рік тому +5

      Maven looking at me (a big ass blind nord w smeared red paint around the eyes and full daedric armor ): "look at this milk drinker"