Nazeem really just watched a random dude kill someone in full ebony plate armour with two swings of an iron dagger and then went "yeah this seems like someone I should insult"
Imagine being the court wizard and this guy dressed in rags just waltzes in, pushes you aside from your alchemy table and starts brewing the sickest potions you've ever seen in your life, and then proceeds to drink them and brew new ones, repeating it for 5 minutes straight. And then he just turns around and leaves, doing some parkour over a table and jumping over the maid on his way out.
@@tristanbrewer4523 if you put poison of rage to his inventory while sneaking, he will attack everyone and guards will kill him and that kill dont counts as your kill so guards dont chase you after that. This trick also works on Avenichi on Solitude in brotherhood quest, after poison she will kill his husband and attack solitude guard, then you will see an Solitude guards vs Imperial agents brawl 🙂
Well I mean, every Skyrim Playthrough that features that little trick usually results in you deliberately toning down your OP gear so you can experience a challenge.
Everyone's talking about Nazeem and the court wizard nah bro, imagine being that hunter just minding ur own business when this half naked maniac comes out of nowhere attacks you, steals ur horse and then yeets himself 50 million feet away
@@JostDraws I just picture dragonborn saying "Dont make me drink this" inside a fort filled with hundreds of bandits. Bandit" "Or what?" Dragonborn: *Takes a sip* Entire fort: Drops dead.
You know, I can actually see the dialogue of that video to actually be in a Bethesda game delivered by a Nazeem type of guy. Then when you pickpocket/kill him for his potions, you realize that these are actually the weakest potions you’ve seen in the entire playthrough.
The Ebony Warrior is actually a title that is passed down to whoever slays the current holder of the title. The equipping of the armour and teabagging is part of the ritual
Adrianne: Welcome, traveler. What can i get you? Dragonborn: You wanna buy that leather helmet in your pocket for 141 gold? Adrianne: You drive a hard bargin. I'm in.
@@collenrivers9762 Its a glitch that be exploited by pressing certain buttons in the sell menu that convinces NPCs that their inventory is actually yours. They will then proceed to pay you for their items
Imagine if he donated a potion of restoration to the temple of kynareth in whiterun, some novice would drink it and use healing hands on a sick guy/wounded soldier with 19373897452937% improved restoration and the dude just becomes god
@@VoltyOnYT hold the sell button on your potion for 17388281847284 gold and move your cursor over one of their inventories and then infinitely make them buy the potion they bought over and over and get speech to legendary x50
@@shookt1569 Ralof: At what 69 speed? Ulfric: I’ve no idea what it means either; it just popped into my head. (That was a joke, and I know you were only joking as well).
Imagine being Arcadia and seeing this homeless guy run in, proceed to throw the entire treasury of Whiterun at you while yelling at you to train them in alchemy, then proceeding to smack you in the face multiple times with a blast of fire that changes every single item on your shelf before leaving
@@kerrick7621 use the fortify restoration glitch to make a powerful item for fortify alchemy, then make water breathing potions and then make alchemy legendary, if you then sell the potion you can also legendary speech, and it takes one potion to go from 15 to 100 in both speech and alchemy
@@ofesp. basically he sells his shit to her, her wallet goes empty, he saves and then he agroes her by roasting her, this kinda resets her or updates her which causes her money to reset when he loads to his save before agroing her, and then he sells his shit. Repeat
How bizzare it must be to be the ebony warrior training your whole life to face a great warrior...only to find out the most powerful man in all of Tamriel is some scraggly looking dude who has literally spent the last 15 minutes guzzling potions watch him craft a dagger that could cut a hole in the universe then kill you with said dagger. Skyrim is Amazing......
So, we have... - the Alduin Helgen Keep parcour; - some quickloading shenanigans; - the horse catapult; - the "sell them their own stuff" glitch; - the quickloading merchant inventory reset; - the duplication glitch; - the fortify restoration loop. In the words of a very wise man, "now that's a lotta damage!".
that moment when you spotted Nazeem and just stare at him for a second was the funniest part to me. Instantly knew you were going to murder him and he even said his infamous line xD
@@worldlinezero4783 Nope, the fastest supercomputer in the world has a maximum processing speed of one thousand trillion floating-point calculations per second (55 petaFLOPS). The human brain operates at 1 exaFLOP, equivalent to a billion billion calculations per second. It's also much more energy efficient, since it operates with the energy of a lightbulb.
I agree. I thought to myself how this guy would level up to 81 within 15 minutes, but then I realized that all he needs to do is the alchemy exploit, and boom, easy game.
It just works theses "exploits" as some might call them were in fact hidden features added to the game by none other than Todd Howard himself. Not even the coders knew about these surprise features he added
I just like the idea that the ebony warrior trained for decades, honed his skills and enchanted/ improved all his weapons and armour... and this one dude turns around, naked and coked up on who knows what waving around an iron dagger like a maniac. 10 years boys.
This is just a theory. But as a special enemy, maybe he has a absolutely insane armor boost for the first hit, to avoid players killing him with the sneak dagger trick. Maybe, honestly probably not but 🤣
I don't think so, the dagger "only" deal 1000 damage I think, that's the end game boss one of the strongest enemy in the game, of course he doesn't die in one hit with a dagger overpowered. Someone not cheating can get a two handed weapon dealing I think 450 damage, so yeah, that would take 5/6 hit to kill him
all i can imagine when he's making those potions is that he's continuously just wringing out a fish into a pile of salt and it makes a deafening explosion while instantly shoving almost divine levels of alchemical knowledge directly into his brain
This gets even better once you realise that a random dude waiting on a mountain in sub par armour takes thrice the time to kill than the first Dragonborn living in a different plane of oblivion
Ebony warrior heard how good you were at getting off of horses, waiting, drinking potions, and he also heard about that one knife you made that could possibly cut the world in half if dropped and said "that's the guy." Also, Farengar: *sees dirty unwashed man in rags* "I had you figured for a mage" I guess there are certain stereotypes for mages in skyrim.
"Reminds me of the first time I started smithing." As he using black magic to create a weapon so terrifying, it could rip a hole in the fabric of reality and time itself.
I used the restoration potion glitch to smith weapons so broken that the weapon damage was a negative number. I almost thought it would actually heal enemies but instead it popped them out of existence
@@benjip7414 Guess I was wrong then, misusing it doesn't pop you out of existence, it pops *your victims* of out existence (The reason this happens is because of value overflow, and Skyrim apparently has a failsafe that just erases your target whenever your damage overflows. You can do the same in FF7 with one of Vincent's guns)
@@Navigator_Bepo conceivable: able to be imagined or understood mentally - an adjective. Conceive is the verb form of that - but yes the other definition is indeed funny
it took me a solid few seconds to realise why they were making fortify restoration potions. then i remembered alchemy scales off restoration and i thought "oh fuck"
Special edition is on game pass so I'm playing it again. Also, there's eso. We've been gifted an amazing game with tons of replay value and people are complaining lol.
summary for anyone who doesn't know whats going on: 0:01 first things first, they're playing as a high elf since height = speed and high elves are the tallest race, therefore the fastest. 0:08 they then jump onto a very small ledge on the edge of the tower where alduin blasts you with fire and jump onto an invisible roof. after doing some parkour, they quicksave and quickload to glitch through the wall (i think) to be able to make it to the keep in the fastest way possible. 0:40 i believe they skip hadvar's dialouge by running into him and then reloading the quicksave (where they originally glitched through the wall) in order to escape helgen. 1:16 we are now outside of helgen. they are running/jumping to a hunter spawn point who happens to have a horse we need. after running from some bandits, we wait for a horse to spawn and equip flames and wait for an hour. 2:25 they position themself on the rock facing the ground. they then dismount the horse and shoot out to the right. reloading a save (i think), they keep the speed through the save and land outside of whiterun. 2:40 after making it to the whiterun gate, they wait for an hour for a specific guard to spawn. enter the city, talk to adrianne, and manage to sell her own stuff to her using a bug in the game. then, through quickloading and a base level spell, reset her inventory. this is because you can attack a merchant and reset their inventory. 3:15 we do this loop until we get 'minor alchemy', an enchantment that is needed for later 3:45 we then set adrianne on fire a few more times until we accumulate enough gold to buy some armor that we will later enchant, 17 iron ingots and a mercenary named jenassa. 4:50 we are now in the alchemy shop to buy some lessons and ingredients. we use the money we accumulated a few seconds ago to buy alchemy lessons. after many alchemy lessons, we then sell arcadia her own strength potion to accumulate more money. 5:43 we buy more alchemy lessons and pump those perk points we earned into alchemy and buy ingredients to make some potions. remember the glitch we did with adrianne earlier? we do the same thing here. 6:31 after successfully buying out another business, we head over next door to buy some jewelry to enchant along with our armor. we then set belethor on fire to head to dragonsreach as fast as possible by going to jail. 7:04 tell jenassa to pick up all the stuff on the floor until you have enough fish and salt. 8:55 we head inside dragonsreach. 9:15 we then buy a soul gem filled with a soul so we can make some enchanted gear. we head over to the enchanting table and do just that. 9:47 after enchanting all of our gear, we equip it and hotkey it all. 10:00 so this is definitely the most well known part. i'll explain below. first, we equip all of the 'fortify alchemy' gear we just enchanted. then, we make a 'fortify restoration' potion. unequip your gear, drink said potion and equip it again. it now fortifies your alchemy a bit more. do this loop again and again and again until you reach 100 alchemy. once you reach 100, legendary the alchemy skill. then, make this potion again. this will immediately make your alchemy reach 100. legendary it again and again and again until you finally reach level 81 or higher. this is when the ebony warrior spawns. make sure to craft a fortify smithing potion when in this process. 15:50 we travel to the front of whiterun so we can reach the blacksmithing station the fastest. down your potion of fortify smithing and temper with an iron dagger a few 14 times until it reaches a high level of damage. 16:10 the ebony warrior interrupts you and you kill him. this is the end of the speedrun. we also equip the dagger with our left hand specifically, since holding down the attack button for a stronger hit actually has you do two seperate swings with a dagger on your left hand. 16:24 the reason why this is counted as murder is because the ebony warrior didn't attack you first. hope this helped
You forgot the number one important factor... this was only done on PC. 😓🙄 I want to see these people do the same on the Switch than you are master of Skyrim, but for now these are PC BS.
@@LadyCoyKoi have you played Skyrim on Switch? It would crash as soon as you tried doing anything remotely outside of the lines of what the developers intended and even then it still might just say nope screw you anyway
Dragon born: Hello do you have a knife that I could buy? Merchant: sorry we are out of those *get punch and reload* Merchant: I have this simple iron knife.
I like the idea of a guy walking into a shop and paying a lady to talk about alchemy, and then gets increasingly buffer the longer the conversation goes on.
Dang dude, that powerleveling is on point! Whenever I need to powerlevel, I dupe the diadem of the savant from outside Frokis Shack, then use the werewolf+follower glitch to equip 20 at once. That makes all spells free. Then I use telekinesis (found in red water den) and fast travel to instantly level alteration to 100. Repeat. Yeah, I think your way is better.
@@ryancondon2246 that my friend isn't so easy when you sell the infinity potions but you could make a bunch if ones that influence buy and sell prices and just use it whenever you wish to go on a selling spree. You'll want to punch the Merchant after selling your stuff then reload a save you did before punching to reload the merchants inventory, after all that you'll wanna use strength on the truck, move it by walking into it, and there you'll find Mew.
If you have the Dragonborn dlc just use the blessing that you get at the end of one of the books that makes all spells free for 30 seconds It makes any spell you can hold down free forever.
You can also do this in a less tricky way, in helgen. When you get to the cave with the bear, there's a moment where whoever you chose to go with will be sitting still waiting for you to start killing the bear. There, you can actually farm the person you're with with sneak attacks and such. It's not too fast, but you can comfortably get to level 80 with a day or so
4:45 "You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?" I dunno man I've already seen a LOT in the last 4 minutes and 45 seconds and I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing much more
@@joebidenslefttesticle5165 I'm talking bout abusing bugs like selling the merchants items to the merchant himself lol The restoration loop is fine as it's smh a mechanic I guess effects just buffing eachother
"Stop, horse-thief!" Dragonborn: Unfortunately our fates were tangled since long ago when I began exploring the outer limits of the human experience, and you decided to raise this humble horse to be my assistant in a little experiment he and I would like to observe today! Whatever happens after, only he and I will know, so seek me out in my travels and I will help you in your pursuit of truth if you so seek it! Now, quickly, girl! Our positions according to that rock!" "Guards! After him! He's got my horse!" Dragonborn: *Currently flying mach speeds through a tear in the fabrics of time and space with its end location plotted to be around the front gate of Whiterun* Guard: *arrived moments later* and, "What's gotten you so worked up, friend? There sits your horse on the rock right there. No one else, just us!" "What psychic fucking duress did that madman just force onto my horse!? Why is only the horse still here? Come on, girl, please, what did you show him?"
Damn, this was sick I wish a video explaining the glitches that were used in here was made There was alot of sick movement going around aswell, an in-depth review would be really cool
Nazeem really just watched a random dude kill someone in full ebony plate armour with two swings of an iron dagger and then went "yeah this seems like someone I should insult"
Absolute chad
He died the way he lived.
@@jamesonrosen1773 Getting to the cloud district, quite often I might add.
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@@jamesonrosen1773 he died stupidly and lived stupidly
Imagine being the court wizard and this guy dressed in rags just waltzes in, pushes you aside from your alchemy table and starts brewing the sickest potions you've ever seen in your life, and then proceeds to drink them and brew new ones, repeating it for 5 minutes straight. And then he just turns around and leaves, doing some parkour over a table and jumping over the maid on his way out.
XD this is so well written an vivid
He's going into battle and needs only the strongest potions.
@@way2tehdawn you cannot handle my strongest potions
And after a minute, a guard runs in and reports "My jarl, Whiterun is under attack!"
"Never should have come here"
This may be the most elaborate plot to kill Nazeem I've ever seen.
I once tried to get the guards to kill him by killing someone else and putting Nazeem between me and the guards.
@@tristanbrewer4523 if you put poison of rage to his inventory while sneaking, he will attack everyone and guards will kill him and that kill dont counts as your kill so guards dont chase you after that. This trick also works on Avenichi on Solitude in brotherhood quest, after poison she will kill his husband and attack solitude guard, then you will see an Solitude guards vs Imperial agents brawl 🙂
@@Bagixxx1 frenzy poisoned arrows SOMETIMES don't give you bounty, this is a bug.
@@jacobnicola5950 poisoner perk in the pickpocket tree, not arrows
@@kermitpeterson or you know, just cast a novice spell
Guy: upgrades a dagger 10x over making it deal 900+ damage
Adrianne: Reminds me of when I first started smithing
XD I know right
😂
Adrianne is secretly a God
Adrianne is OP
Well I mean, every Skyrim Playthrough that features that little trick usually results in you deliberately toning down your OP gear so you can experience a challenge.
Dragonborn: _Crafts a dagger capable of killing anything in one swing._
Adrianne: Not bad. Reminds me when I first started smithing.
🤣
Ebony warrior ascending to God hood by surviving a swing.
she fell off
😂😂😂 lmao every time I get to this part
Everyone's talking about Nazeem and the court wizard nah bro, imagine being that hunter just minding ur own business when this half naked maniac comes out of nowhere attacks you, steals ur horse and then yeets himself 50 million feet away
LMAO
He doesn’t even take the horse with him. Just uses it as a fucking thermonuclear super railgun.
What are you talking about, That's just every Saturday in skyrim
Adrianne: Reminds me of when I started smithing
L for saying yeet
Jarl of Whiterun- "What do you mean the guy who was making potions for 6 minutes just became the strongest warrior in skyrim?"
"Are you drinking skooma again?"
@@JostDraws The Dragonborn made the most perfect skooma and reverse pickpocketed me...
@@nannerdunlocke1231 LOL thinking about it if he made a skooma the person would either trip for an year or have an overdose that could kill 1000 men
He should join the mages college's Jarl, he have quite the skill with alchemy.
@@JostDraws I just picture dragonborn saying "Dont make me drink this" inside a fort filled with hundreds of bandits.
Bandit" "Or what?"
Dragonborn: *Takes a sip*
Entire fort: Drops dead.
Ebony warrior: “are you worthy to fight me?”
Dragonborn: “you cannot handle my potions, traveller. They’re too strong for you”
I said, give me your strongest potions
"My potions are strong enough to kill Alduin, let alone a man."
*drinks potion and instantly gets alchemy 100*
potion seller, enough of these games, I need only your strongest potions. I am going into battle.
You know, I can actually see the dialogue of that video to actually be in a Bethesda game delivered by a Nazeem type of guy. Then when you pickpocket/kill him for his potions, you realize that these are actually the weakest potions you’ve seen in the entire playthrough.
The Ebony Warrior is actually a title that is passed down to whoever slays the current holder of the title. The equipping of the armour and teabagging is part of the ritual
Make this canon Todd Howard
This ebony warrior accidentally broke the tradition by being unkillable with his 1000 damage dagger of legend
Skyrim, the only game where speedruns like that can be considered "glitchless"
But the game itself can't
I mean, if this isn't glitchless, then you can't play the game glitchless.
@@SilverGamingFI no game is glitchless
@@BryanM86 incorrect, it’s just very hard for any game to not have glitches
But nobody called this run glitchless did they?
Adrianne: Welcome, traveler. What can i get you?
Dragonborn: You wanna buy that leather helmet in your pocket for 141 gold?
Adrianne: You drive a hard bargin. I'm in.
"Oh i forgot to mention... I want to sell this 174 times"
How does he do this by the way? I'm watching it so confused
@@collenrivers9762 Its a glitch that be exploited by pressing certain buttons in the sell menu that convinces NPCs that their inventory is actually yours. They will then proceed to pay you for their items
@@coleedgerly5666 do you know where i can find a tutorial of this?
@@coleedgerly5666 thanks bro
Killing Nazem at the end was the cherry on top
It was like @waz spotted him and we all new what was gonna happen
Exactly
It's actually was kill Nazem with the toothpick of God while cosplaying OG Ebony Warior%
Killing nazeem after killing ebony warrior speedrun
Jesus died for our sin
Perk tree menu navigation is how Bethesda balanced speedrunning.
Dammit u caught me of guard
Bethesda has never even heard the word balance
Todd Howard laughing somewhere
@@Rikhardi more like drinking tea with the queen
@@swarajaggarwalooooooooohhhh….
Imagine if he donated a potion of restoration to the temple of kynareth in whiterun, some novice would drink it and use healing hands on a sick guy/wounded soldier with 19373897452937% improved restoration and the dude just becomes god
Can you donate potions to the temple??
New divine just dropped
You sell that potion your eloquence reach Lvl. 100 7 times instantly
@@VoltyOnYT hold the sell button on your potion for 17388281847284 gold and move your cursor over one of their inventories and then infinitely make them buy the potion they bought over and over and get speech to legendary x50
@@eccentricjoe8786 Oh god
The RNG was so great that Nazeem showed up when you got the dagger
Not only did you kill nazeem, you also killed a random dude in some wierd armor
@Huxtable He was just the miniboss before Nazeem.
@@spaghettijones4 your name is beautiful
@@spaghettijones4 But why can't you control it? Do they scare you?
@@spaghettijones4 I can control the speed at which Nazeem can die, can you?
@@RealShrimpu no his friends are great shooters so they can shoot lobsters that aren't in cover
Somebody go tell the Tribunal they don’t need the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods, just some cyrodiilic spadetails, salt, and a knife
My man didn't even buy the abecean longfin
The 9 become 10
Lmfao
@@fluffbutt9960that sounds like a anime recap
@@kys290you’re too young if you think that’s an anime recap😂
when Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?” he was talking about you.
underrated comment
“Could the legends be true?”
“Legends don’t skip this dungeon, steal a horse, then fly through the skies at Mach 69 speed.”
@@shookt1569
Ralof: At what 69 speed?
Ulfric: I’ve no idea what it means either; it just popped into my head.
(That was a joke, and I know you were only joking as well).
😂😂😂😂 I'm dead 😂😂😂@@shookt1569
Imagine being Arcadia and seeing this homeless guy run in, proceed to throw the entire treasury of Whiterun at you while yelling at you to train them in alchemy, then proceeding to smack you in the face multiple times with a blast of fire that changes every single item on your shelf before leaving
Love that his first kill in the game is ebony warrior then followed by everyone else. That’s a power move
Me 14 minutes in Skyrim: which race should I pick?
@Carl Mannerheim true
@@aresartemis783 4 hours to make the character
@@GHKiwi lol I spent 1 hour and a half one time
@Driver Nephi that’s tuff 😂
Yup seems about right
nice to see more alternate Any%s
Todd Howard will be like: 'Finally, someone who plays this game how it was intended.'
2:27
I just works
You’re goddamn right
Jesus died for our sin
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@@louisupton3740 off your Schizophrenia meds, partner?
“Wait you’re going to kill him with an iron dagger? That’ll take forev-“
I like how he proceeds to play skyrim the intended way after he kills the ebony warrior
16:44 The subtle realization of the perfect way to end a WR.
*That had me in tears I was laughing so hard. Well done.*
this man got to level 70 by the time it took me to realize that i accidentally made another sneak archer
The inevitability of Skyrim
can easily get 200+ in 30 minutes just abusing alchemy, and kill people with absurd poison instead
@@bradleynugent4991what is this method? I was always farming gold rings, and enchanting random shit.
@@kerrick7621 use the fortify restoration glitch to make a powerful item for fortify alchemy, then make water breathing potions and then make alchemy legendary, if you then sell the potion you can also legendary speech, and it takes one potion to go from 15 to 100 in both speech and alchemy
@@bradleynugent4991 woah thanks man I’ll check it out
Adrienne: Take care not to set anything on fire
Dragonborn: *Sets her on fire*
That shit got me laughin
Can someone explain why he was doing that because my dumbass is clueless lmao
@@ofesp. basically he sells his shit to her, her wallet goes empty, he saves and then he agroes her by roasting her, this kinda resets her or updates her which causes her money to reset when he loads to his save before agroing her, and then he sells his shit. Repeat
@@GoodOneLULE Thanks man
@@ofesp. he forgot the part where he uses a glitch to sell her her own inventory
How bizzare it must be to be the ebony warrior training your whole life to face a great warrior...only to find out the most powerful man in all of Tamriel is some scraggly looking dude who has literally spent the last 15 minutes guzzling potions watch him craft a dagger that could cut a hole in the universe then kill you with said dagger. Skyrim is Amazing......
This is my favourite comment now
Cut a hole in the universe. Damn man thats some poetry level shit right there gg
@@friendlyplayer92 reminds me of The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman, a very good book.
@@williamfullofwood7421 great book
@@williamfullofwood7421 Was just about to say that.
So, we have...
- the Alduin Helgen Keep parcour;
- some quickloading shenanigans;
- the horse catapult;
- the "sell them their own stuff" glitch;
- the quickloading merchant inventory reset;
- the duplication glitch;
- the fortify restoration loop.
In the words of a very wise man, "now that's a lotta damage!".
man DEFIES the will of the gods by making salted fish
that moment when you spotted Nazeem and just stare at him for a second was the funniest part to me. Instantly knew you were going to murder him and he even said his infamous line xD
nazeem was in cahoots with him
he knew dropping his line would make the video ten times better
He wanted it to be his epitaph
I especially appreciate the blood spurting out of his ass afterward.
And then slashes him 4 more times.
Who's in the cloud district now, Nazeem? Huh?
*walks into the drunken huntsman* Jenassa we need to cook
I almost shit my pants laughing at this...made it in time lol i hope you're happy 😠
@@ramariomartinez2124 LMAO 🤣
if walter white were in skyrim this is exactly how he’d kill the ebony warrior
don't LIE to me Ralof
you sussy baka
"How did you prepare for our battle, Dragonborn?"
"Oh dude I lit so many shopkeepers on fire, you wouldn't even believe it."
Why does he do that??
@@ryancondon2246 if you quick save, attack the shopkeeper, and then quick load, it resets the shop keepers inventory.
how did he do the bit where he just makes 1000s off sellong nothing? just spamming the fuck out of sell or something?
@@patrickgiordan5483 no using a m&k glitch you can select the shopkeepers inventory and sell them their own stuff
@@wesleyeberly228 how
I love how in the end he singled-out Nazeem, waited for him to finish his dastard line, and then proceeded to viciously murder him in cold-blood XD.
One thing I really love is that the alchemy dupe isn't even a glitch, its just straight up an oversight in the design lmao
It's not even an oversight any more. It could have been an oversight in Morrowind, but the same exploit works in Oblivion and Skyrim.
@That's crazy alchemy is the strongest thing in the elder scrolls
@@gamercreature2587 It is, I think you missed what I meant. They definitely *know* it's OP, so it can't be an oversight, by definition.
What is happening?@
“Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” - Colette Marence
she always knew
They all hated Jesus cause he told them the truth
His computer loads faster than the synapses in my brain can fire.
SSD probably
Isnt it edited too, as the seconds or minutes that it takes the load screen to be done dont count towards the overall time?
This is actually true most of the time, the average computer has more processing power than everyone in the world combined
SSD and the game looks like is on low settings too
@@worldlinezero4783 Nope, the fastest supercomputer in the world has a maximum processing speed of one thousand trillion floating-point calculations per second (55 petaFLOPS). The human brain operates at 1 exaFLOP, equivalent to a billion billion calculations per second.
It's also much more energy efficient, since it operates with the energy of a lightbulb.
this was amazing to watch honestly. There is something so satisfying about how broken skyrim truly can be
I agree.
I thought to myself how this guy would level up to 81 within 15 minutes, but then I realized that all he needs to do is the alchemy exploit, and boom, easy game.
Yeah I think Skyrim is the most exploitable game ever made you have to actively avoid breaking the game it’s hilarious
It just works theses "exploits" as some might call them were in fact hidden features added to the game by none other than Todd Howard himself. Not even the coders knew about these surprise features he added
@@blacknyellow962 I want to know where you got that information. It's hard to believe that any of this is true.
@@Proterzen Satire:
The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
POV: You're the Court Wizard and some dude in prisoner's rags shoves you off your alchemy table and starts drinking raw power.
4:53
This was the moment Dragonborn became Heisenberg.
I just like the idea that the ebony warrior trained for decades, honed his skills and enchanted/ improved all his weapons and armour... and this one dude turns around, naked and coked up on who knows what waving around an iron dagger like a maniac. 10 years boys.
The fact he survived 2 hits with the dagger is low key impressive tho
This is just a theory. But as a special enemy, maybe he has a absolutely insane armor boost for the first hit, to avoid players killing him with the sneak dagger trick. Maybe, honestly probably not but 🤣
I don't think so, the dagger "only" deal 1000 damage I think, that's the end game boss one of the strongest enemy in the game, of course he doesn't die in one hit with a dagger overpowered. Someone not cheating can get a two handed weapon dealing I think 450 damage, so yeah, that would take 5/6 hit to kill him
@@majeh8060 oh true true. I actually thought daggers could do more 🤣
@@rivmusixhe has over 2000 health btw and that's just the bare minimum for his health scaling depending on you lvl
I have killed ebony warrior with one actual hit by sneak dagger no glitch and I have a video footage
In the time it took for him to reach level 100 in alchemy, a typical first time player probably wouldn't be out of the tutorial cave yet.
In the time it took him to kill the Ebony Warrior I'm not halfway through customizing my character.
I’ve haven’t gotten past picking my race since the games release
Oh my god lol
My game is still loading. 🤷🏽
In the time it took him to kill the ebony warrior a first time player would still be in Helgen 😂
all i can imagine when he's making those potions is that he's continuously just wringing out a fish into a pile of salt and it makes a deafening explosion while instantly shoving almost divine levels of alchemical knowledge directly into his brain
This gets even better once you realise that a random dude waiting on a mountain in sub par armour takes thrice the time to kill than the first Dragonborn living in a different plane of oblivion
I love 16:09
**smiths iron dagger to legendary with 1000+ damage**
Reminds me when I first started smithing
**turns around**
Ebony warrior: the time.
Godlike Comment
so unintentionally goofy lol
"until next tim-"
*turns around*
"the time"
*equips dagger*
"cum"
*approaches*
"Until next time"
You killed the ebony warrior and nazeem in 15 minutes. What a legend
He just hates black people 😩😩😩
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 nah, just nazeem. Everyone hates him. Even his wife.
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 please tell me this is satire
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 play skyrim. Go to whitrun. Find nazeem. He's one of the jack assess that messed with the stolk market.
I need to watch some Kill Nadeem speedrun!
Can't believe that's how you repay Jenassa's loyalty and patience smh
Fine, what. What?
Fine, what. What?
Fine, what. What?
Fine, what. What?
Will do
Ebony warrior heard how good you were at getting off of horses, waiting, drinking potions, and he also heard about that one knife you made that could possibly cut the world in half if dropped and said "that's the guy."
Also,
Farengar: *sees dirty unwashed man in rags*
"I had you figured for a mage"
I guess there are certain stereotypes for mages in skyrim.
"Reminds me of the first time I started smithing." As he using black magic to create a weapon so terrifying, it could rip a hole in the fabric of reality and time itself.
speedrunners must be balanced on that fine line between crazy and genius
I would like to believe crazy and genius are one and the same
@@toxicmasculinity5777 to average joe genius might seem crazy so i think youre onto something here
No they snorted it
I believe if you said 'crazy' to a geniuses, they'll take it as a compliment.
Fish and salt expands the mind of a man until he is the most powerful being in the known world until he kills god
Fish and salt is how one achieves CHIM
@CostaTheMeme But misuse of fish and salt can lead you to achieve Zero Sum and pop out of existence!
I used the restoration potion glitch to smith weapons so broken that the weapon damage was a negative number. I almost thought it would actually heal enemies but instead it popped them out of existence
@@benjip7414 lol negative damage is that even possible
@@benjip7414 Guess I was wrong then, misusing it doesn't pop you out of existence, it pops *your victims* of out existence
(The reason this happens is because of value overflow, and Skyrim apparently has a failsafe that just erases your target whenever your damage overflows. You can do the same in FF7 with one of Vincent's guns)
I can’t even conceive of how you make this possible
I don't think you know the definition of conceive but we get the point 😂
@@Navigator_Bepo conceivable: able to be imagined or understood mentally - an adjective. Conceive is the verb form of that - but yes the other definition is indeed funny
@@Navigator_Bepo what’s wrong with how he used conceive?
@@Navigator_Bepo nah I think you are confused
@@Navigator_Bepo lol, you tried to be smart.
Putting on the armor and tea bagging was very essential
it took me a solid few seconds to realise why they were making fortify restoration potions. then i remembered alchemy scales off restoration and i thought "oh fuck"
I always forget this way to level up
There's only 3 minutes left and he's level 7. Is there some other way to access the ebony warrior that I don't
Oh
"Oh"
s**t went from 0 too 100 real quick
@@itspurplepaw6163 He's not even getting a level in alchemy each time he does the loop. 2 potions later its 15 to 100 at a time lmao.
He's lvl 82 with 100 in alchemy at 30 seconds left, how does he hope to defeat--
oh
@@itspurplepaw6163 literally XD
The fact that Glitches are apart a normal play through has made Skyrim the only game where I don’t get confused during speed runs.
Adrianne Avenicci, I've come to bargain.
Dormamu: First time?!
Player created the most powerful dagger in the world
Adrianne: “reminds me of when i first started smithing”
imagine seeing some random prisoner parkouring past Alduin and out of the town with his hands bound
“In 2021 we’ll be playing tes 6”
2021:
Special edition is on game pass so I'm playing it again. Also, there's eso. We've been gifted an amazing game with tons of replay value and people are complaining lol.
The guy who said that has to be pretty naive...
It's well known since forever that we won't play tes 6 before 2025.
@Kraken Entertainment LLC the endless timeline of Tamriel
@@eliasvonbrille hopefully by then, I’ll have a gaming PC, and not just play on my laptop 💀
summary for anyone who doesn't know whats going on:
0:01
first things first, they're playing as a high elf since height = speed and high elves are the tallest race, therefore the fastest.
0:08
they then jump onto a very small ledge on the edge of the tower where alduin blasts you with fire and jump onto an invisible roof. after doing some parkour, they quicksave and quickload to glitch through the wall (i think) to be able to make it to the keep in the fastest way possible.
0:40
i believe they skip hadvar's dialouge by running into him and then reloading the quicksave (where they originally glitched through the wall) in order to escape helgen.
1:16
we are now outside of helgen. they are running/jumping to a hunter spawn point who happens to have a horse we need. after running from some bandits, we wait for a horse to spawn and equip flames and wait for an hour.
2:25
they position themself on the rock facing the ground. they then dismount the horse and shoot out to the right. reloading a save (i think), they keep the speed through the save and land outside of whiterun.
2:40
after making it to the whiterun gate, they wait for an hour for a specific guard to spawn. enter the city, talk to adrianne, and manage to sell her own stuff to her using a bug in the game.
then, through quickloading and a base level spell, reset her inventory. this is because you can attack a merchant and reset their inventory.
3:15
we do this loop until we get 'minor alchemy', an enchantment that is needed for later
3:45
we then set adrianne on fire a few more times until we accumulate enough gold to buy some armor that we will later enchant, 17 iron ingots and a mercenary named jenassa.
4:50
we are now in the alchemy shop to buy some lessons and ingredients. we use the money we accumulated a few seconds ago to buy alchemy lessons. after many alchemy lessons, we then sell arcadia her own strength potion to accumulate more money.
5:43
we buy more alchemy lessons and pump those perk points we earned into alchemy and buy ingredients to make some potions. remember the glitch we did with adrianne earlier? we do the same thing here.
6:31
after successfully buying out another business, we head over next door to buy some jewelry to enchant along with our armor. we then set belethor on fire to head to dragonsreach as fast as possible by going to jail.
7:04
tell jenassa to pick up all the stuff on the floor until you have enough fish and salt.
8:55
we head inside dragonsreach.
9:15
we then buy a soul gem filled with a soul so we can make some enchanted gear. we head over to the enchanting table and do just that.
9:47
after enchanting all of our gear, we equip it and hotkey it all.
10:00
so this is definitely the most well known part. i'll explain below.
first, we equip all of the 'fortify alchemy' gear we just enchanted. then, we make a 'fortify restoration' potion. unequip your gear, drink said potion and equip it again. it now fortifies your alchemy a bit more. do this loop again and again and again until you reach 100 alchemy.
once you reach 100, legendary the alchemy skill. then, make this potion again. this will immediately make your alchemy reach 100. legendary it again and again and again until you finally reach level 81 or higher. this is when the ebony warrior spawns. make sure to craft a fortify smithing potion when in this process.
15:50
we travel to the front of whiterun so we can reach the blacksmithing station the fastest. down your potion of fortify smithing and temper with an iron dagger a few 14 times until it reaches a high level of damage.
16:10
the ebony warrior interrupts you and you kill him. this is the end of the speedrun. we also equip the dagger with our left hand specifically, since holding down the attack button for a stronger hit actually has you do two seperate swings with a dagger on your left hand.
16:24
the reason why this is counted as murder is because the ebony warrior didn't attack you first.
hope this helped
Thank you
You forgot the number one important factor... this was only done on PC. 😓🙄 I want to see these people do the same on the Switch than you are master of Skyrim, but for now these are PC BS.
this comment should be pinned
@@LadyCoyKoi have you played Skyrim on Switch? It would crash as soon as you tried doing anything remotely outside of the lines of what the developers intended and even then it still might just say nope screw you anyway
In all my years of skyrim I never knew you could hotkey items.
2:24 I just love how he floats off the horse and combat music starts.
Bro that's his music now
Perfect timing
*The Dragonborn comes.*
Just like ymfah's videos
Personally I’m just impressed that the Warrior survived a hit
"Fine, what. What?"
"Will do"
: *The audio log of a mad man*
I've always wanted to see this speedrun
Jesus died for our sin
@@louisupton3740
Username checks out.
I have done this 2 times but after that it's like an hour
@@Excel-erate- Jesus died for our sin
icey sicles recommend Skyrim on PS4 or not and why?
“It just works.”
- Todd Howard
He snorted some salt baked cod then made an iron dagger that could rip the fabric of space and Nazeem still insults him.
🎶 oversized open worlds, it just woooorks🎶
"Kill Nazeem any%" is the best category of speed run there is.
Change my mind
Can’t change your mind if I completely agree with you
"Kill Heimskr any%" is fine as well
This is the absolute peak of human existence. Incredible work
2:22 I love how the combat music kicked in when he went flying
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN? OH WHAT AM I SAY- UGHHH *dies*
Perfect ending lol
What I learnt: Saving and loading in skyrim is broken as heck
Until you tryna legit play skyrim and the save files gets fucked
@@QxTYoko broken
Thats why i have 5 alternating save files for one character, pretty effective
@@deepblume6611 i have 130
@@nekosalad8308 you're a mad man😂
Dragon born: Hello do you have a knife that I could buy?
Merchant: sorry we are out of those
*get punch and reload*
Merchant: I have this simple iron knife.
“My inventory has restocked due to pain.”
9:26 remember... *gets fucking burnt to a crisp*
It brought me great joy to see you slay nazeem at the end. He is in the cloud district now!
😂😂😂
*I love the fact that after defeating the Ebony Warrior he just starts stabbing everyone around for no reason*
No one like this comment anymore
@@jun_jona just did that
Was trying to keep it at 69 likes...
I thought this speedrun would be from years ago. Glad to see someone is still splitting this game wide open
16:45 when he spots nazeem i lost my shit for some reason
Same
@Aastav Choudhary cuz people don’t like Nazeem he’s puffed up and ignorant
Waz: shoots fire 80 times at Adrianne Avenicci
Adrianne Avenicci: I'm waiting
I like the idea of a guy walking into a shop and paying a lady to talk about alchemy, and then gets increasingly buffer the longer the conversation goes on.
Here’s a 14 min long tutorial on how to get started. Now you are ready to play Skyrim.
"How to achieve CHIM and fuck up the most powerful living warrior in Tamriel in less than two seconds"
Dang dude, that powerleveling is on point!
Whenever I need to powerlevel, I dupe the diadem of the savant from outside Frokis Shack, then use the werewolf+follower glitch to equip 20 at once. That makes all spells free. Then I use telekinesis (found in red water den) and fast travel to instantly level alteration to 100. Repeat.
Yeah, I think your way is better.
The secret of arcana is a good substitute if you don't wanna use glitches, but you need to wait a day each time sadly
@@ulamogtheinfinitegyre2021 could just cast muffle
How do u get the infinite gold???
@@ryancondon2246 that my friend isn't so easy when you sell the infinity potions but you could make a bunch if ones that influence buy and sell prices and just use it whenever you wish to go on a selling spree. You'll want to punch the Merchant after selling your stuff then reload a save you did before punching to reload the merchants inventory, after all that you'll wanna use strength on the truck, move it by walking into it, and there you'll find Mew.
If you have the Dragonborn dlc just use the blessing that you get at the end of one of the books that makes all spells free for 30 seconds It makes any spell you can hold down free forever.
I love how he just ignores the kid running by at the end. What respect this man has for the younger generation
This guy spent more time in barter menus in a 15 minute speed run then I did in a 50 hour playthrough
This man beats the ebony warrior in 14 minutes yet it takes me 19 real life days to get to level 70.
The power of mods.
@@BlueLighteningGojo what mods
@@jimbo0386 cheat room
@@milkbookcase3737 he isn't even using cheat room tho
You can also do this in a less tricky way, in helgen. When you get to the cave with the bear, there's a moment where whoever you chose to go with will be sitting still waiting for you to start killing the bear. There, you can actually farm the person you're with with sneak attacks and such. It's not too fast, but you can comfortably get to level 80 with a day or so
4:45 "You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?"
I dunno man I've already seen a LOT in the last 4 minutes and 45 seconds and I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing much more
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days...? Everyone's obsessed with running everywhere."
Ahahhaahh
me: *spends 120+ hours grinding to get level 35 and windshear + mehrunes dagger combo*
this guy: *gets level 100 in 14 minutes*
With exploits tho non of this is legit
Could of opened console commands straight up it would have been just as impressive as exploiting
0.0%
@@shadowgamer4108 these ain’t exploits bro anyone could do this just by using game mechanics
@@joebidenslefttesticle5165 I'm talking bout abusing bugs like selling the merchants items to the merchant himself lol
The restoration loop is fine as it's smh a mechanic I guess effects just buffing eachother
@@shadowgamer4108crazy how no one asked
Official slogans of this run:
“I think I can teach you a thing or two.”
“Will do”
*potion making sounds*
Me: feels sad of knowing that when i kill an ebony warrior, my adventure actually will end
Speedrunners:
I love how you just burst through the whole Alduin made and just fly by like “oh hey nice to see you again okay bye”
"Stop, horse-thief!"
Dragonborn: Unfortunately our fates were tangled since long ago when I began exploring the outer limits of the human experience, and you decided to raise this humble horse to be my assistant in a little experiment he and I would like to observe today! Whatever happens after, only he and I will know, so seek me out in my travels and I will help you in your pursuit of truth if you so seek it! Now, quickly, girl! Our positions according to that rock!"
"Guards! After him! He's got my horse!"
Dragonborn: *Currently flying mach speeds through a tear in the fabrics of time and space with its end location plotted to be around the front gate of Whiterun*
Guard: *arrived moments later* and, "What's gotten you so worked up, friend? There sits your horse on the rock right there. No one else, just us!"
"What psychic fucking duress did that madman just force onto my horse!? Why is only the horse still here? Come on, girl, please, what did you show him?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@hsqqq ignorant people / bot
Lmao😆😆
When you’re so fast the whiterun gate guard doesn’t have time to put his helmet on...
The court wizard when he sees the Dragonborn commit acts against the laws of the universe:must’ve been the wind
Ah, it ends with the time-honoured tradition of killing Nazeem. Truly nostalgic.
Damn, this was sick
I wish a video explaining the glitches that were used in here was made
There was alot of sick movement going around aswell, an in-depth review would be really cool
This
link?
Not yet
Please!
@@masondunn9160 yeah, maybe some people are waiting for the 15 year anniversary to really “dig in” to Skyrim.
quickloading after setting shopkeepers on fire always looks like the "to be continued" meme
Before watching this i was like "Mf really got to level 81 in 17 minutes?"
Love how he suddenly went into a serial murder spree at the end for no reason.
I have been stuggling to get to level 80 since 2017 when I first played Skyrim and this man does it in 14 minutes?! Ok