Emkay: "you look burnt" is a rare insult Me an intellectual: "Ya know what; I love myself even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself"
Arnold really hit him with the “I’m not removing this because it can teach more likable people not to be how you are.” Damn, he really is the terminator.
He's an insult I just came up with: You're like a pull tab on an expired can of cream corn. Nobody wants to do anything with you, and if they do, they immediately regret it and get as far away from you as possible
@@logged-out I'll have you know I've been in several theater productions and have never once been a door but have been told I was one of the best actors you freaking sour yellow orange
@@UwU-df2qw That's just the image I chose as my pfp because i wanted to change my pfp but i didn't know what to change it to. So i just chose the hand-reaching-out-to-grab-you picture that i've seen in some cursed emoji memes. I had no intention of copying Emkay??
06:55 God spent so much time just designing the seed, then you idiot humans come along and chop down his hard working wood only so you can print the words you believe he gave you...
@@nobody7817 You're right, except that white doesn't contain every color of pigment, but reflects every color of light that we can see. But you're only wrong with the use of the word pigment and perhaps "contains". Your intended meaning is still correct. You just mixed additive and subtractive color a bit.
@@nobody7817 Could say that white is the most boring colour because it just reflects everything, instead of having any kind of personality. Then again, black is a selfish colour.
@@Slimmeyy I like that one a lot. What's funny is that white can be used to mean both boring and interesting. You're like white, you reflect everything because you have no personality of your own. You're like white, you reflect all outside influences because you have a unique personality.
Or just ask them to take their child back to Alabama and stay there. The kids making Sloth from Th Goonies looking like the winner in the Sexiest Man in The World for the past decade...
Omfg this is the best sentence ever created by mankind... "If brains were gasoline she couldn't run a pissant's go-kart two laps around a cheerio" Pure gold
where I come from we call every baby we ever meet ugly, literally, "who's this ugly baby!" to not jinx them because some believe if you say it's a beautiful baby they'll turn very ugly when they grow up.
Imagine being a tiny seed growing into a magnificent tree, only to be cut down and turned into the 50 shades of grey series. You've suffered for way too long, and this is you're punishment. The Injustice is unbearable.
0:56 hey, I LOVE Paper Mario!i am replaying now actually! Bowser is a lot harder than I remember.... tip for that fight. Use “charge hammer” thirty times and have goombario take bowser down to like, 65. You will thank me.
I love insulting people without insulting them. Always amazing to see the look on a guy's face after I call him "you son of a mother!" and he first gets all angry cuz he expected "bitch" and then confused and just,,, stare sin bewilderment
3:21 When I was that young, I didn't even know what North, South, West, and East was lol. I just always drew it on the left. Jokes on you guys. I don't even eat popcorn
And the people like you who leave these types of comments are the same people who cosplay as every celebrity ever the second they learn of their existence instead of searching for a job and marriage.
One time I saw someone say "Why the chocolate pudding did you do that you christmas tree?!" I will now swear at people using only those words. EDIT: *heard
Take this either as an insult or a compliment.
Out of all 300,000,000 sperm cells, we got you.
Stay where you staying. I am calling police. You are way too much
I took it as both
Damn I won the biggest marathon of my life
Nah it's an insult for me
I'll take it as an insult because I am a dissapointment
Damien- “nothing wrong with a little bit of a tooth gap”
The tooth gap-
🦷 🦷
Lookin like 2D from Gorillaz ass
Each cm of that tooth gap is a brain cell i lost looking at this comment.
Haha, that's... Really, haha... Funny
Damn, I've never realised how gappy my teeth are before
Normal people: TEETH
Her: TEE. TH
Those teeth are sponsored by Gap™
Emkay: "you look burnt" is a rare insult
Me an intellectual: "Ya know what; I love myself even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself"
Y’all look like one? I am one
What are you doing in THE CHILD!
@@Powers-cm7fz your juices lookin hella delicious👅
@MoaN mY nAMe no
No need to love yourself, the oven already does
8:12 "Does she floss her teeth with a mattress?"
Thavage.
Nice
LMFAO
I hate it when people thay “thavage”
Mmm Carpet
Enov r/woosh
Wow, imagine actually being destroyed online by Arnold Schwarzenegger
He wasn't destroyed.
He was...
*Puts on sunglasses...*
...Terminated.
And for once I actually agreed with the former governor of California.
Except that "I know what you're looking for is attention and you won't get any" part.
Uh? Yes he will have plenty now...
arnold is fucking awesome
@@alexas.7634 He never said that, he said no one will ever remember you.
2:27 that's mikaela long making fun of refinery29, she sure as hell doesn't work for them
yeah xd she definitely doesnt work for them
I'm still surprised people don't know her. She's a vine star and also doing well on youtube and is pretty close to jenna marbles...
@@stagnantfox3027 I freaking love her
@God dont we all god
who?
I can't lie, the plankton voice is IMMACULATE
Fr
"I'm inspired to get a plague. Let's get a plague, baby!"
i can't tell if this aged like milk or like wine
@EnchantingEcho Brilliant, thank you
Water, it turned warm. Some people like it, other people hate it
Yes
As a plague doctor, OH GOD PLEASE DONT
Aged like the Black Plague
Random Minecraft sounds in the beginning?
Edit: guys...its been a year, can we all just move on from this????
I thought I had my game on lmfao
Button sounds
I knew I wasn't crazy.
Creeper
Edit: what did i start
I was playing mc while watching and It confused me
That plankton impression tho. It'd be awesome if he did a whole insults video or roast me video in that voice.
I ruined your 69 likes hehe
it was so accurate omg
@@vel9259 gonna have to get it to 420...
I know realise I cannot count
I completely forgot about this
Arnold really hit him with the “I’m not removing this because it can teach more likable people not to be how you are.” Damn, he really is the terminator.
3:08 That Plankton impression was spot on
Gotta add “you unseasoned chicken wing” to my insult list.
And the plague one
yes
Or you unelasticized rubber chicken
Remus my favourite rat man! 💚
Galaxypug4ever make sure to add Dense Cabbage!
3:55
Someone: *insults the disabled*
Arnold: prepare to be terminated
Arnold: "I'm back"
ARNOLD: *your* *time* *has* *come*
I find that very patronising
@@secretsquirrel7374 how
@@eduardojara6955 handicap- able is incredibly patronising
Y'know, I thought the "You Look Burnt" insult wasn't rare... *it was well done*
“Triple H looks like the default Nord in Skyrim wtf”
*Hey you, You’re finally awake*
Hey You, it's time to play the game
Hey you....
Wait I don't even have Skyrim
@@chickennumgit1055 oh you will have it soon....
Btw I did all the side quests first...
Alduin was no match
I didn’t even die once in the final boss fight
2:31 the girl in the video actually kind of mocks refinery29
Lmaooooo I get this joke
When i read this comment i was like what if it's Mikaela and then it actually showed her i'm-
I love Mikaela
She has mad make-up skills, it's just their tutorials that are trash hahah
@@-xgachagirlx-3500 same mate
This dude had his minecraft running while recording a video. What a legend
I seriously thought I was hearing things XD
Justo yes
@@wildone9946 same
@@PasiHatGrasi my minecraft was open so i was confused
THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS?!?!
Jackass: insults the disabled
Arnold Swartzinager: I'll be back
"When I see an ugly baby, I usually scream and grab a can of Raid" - Damien, EmKay, 2019
_This line broke me_
Why do I hear Minecraft arrows and pressure plates/trip wire hooks at the begining of the video?
I think thats an AFK fishfarm
@@benp.865 Emkay actually plays Minecraft. I'm so proud.
@@_AniWatch be quiet you dubstep
@@ZeFluffyNuphkin shut up you nob.
@@_AniWatch get demonitized, you ugly pant
“That’s Sean Astin from Lord of the Rings, you fetus.”
Oh yeah? That’s Sean Astin from The Goonies. Who’s the fetus now?
Sean Astin from Rudy?
Generic Acoustic Guitar No, Lord Of The Rings.
Sean Astin from 50 First Dates
Sean Austin from the womb
That’s Sean Austin from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
He's an insult I just came up with:
You're like a pull tab on an expired can of cream corn.
Nobody wants to do anything with you, and if they do, they immediately regret it and get as far away from you as possible
I could clap.
Thanks for describing me the perfect way.
Look at my profile pic!!!
:(
Arnold’s roast was so hot I legitimately think after he burned in the lava he said “hey dude, wanna be friends?” And the lava said “yeah sure”
This man should voice Plankton if his original voice actor retires
Edit: This ain't an insult. It's a genuine thought. You people are mean
@@user-ek4qp3pi6v what
If you were an actor, you would be the door.
@@logged-out I'll have you know I've been in several theater productions and have never once been a door but have been told I was one of the best actors you freaking sour yellow orange
@Energetic Ethan So?
Why are people replying to this one comment sound so angry? He was just saying that he made a good impression ._.
0:07 *i don’t care that you broke your elbow*
Donna Winkler he does look like that guy
Dwight from the office
@@shinmalphur2734 He looks nothing like Dwight lmao
Copying other comments be like:
*_-Its free real estate-_*
@@Leah-xk9pt it's a youtube comment so boohoo
2:05 That caught me so off guard, HOW IS IT THAT ACCURATE LMFAOO
“Is he wearing Asbestos Fabric?”
Nah, that’s just his name. dude looking like a sim
Dude, why is your pfp trying to rip off EmKay?
@@UwU-df2qw That's just the image I chose as my pfp because i wanted to change my pfp but i didn't know what to change it to. So i just chose the hand-reaching-out-to-grab-you picture that i've seen in some cursed emoji memes. I had no intention of copying Emkay??
@@eddie4346 I just wanted to stick to the theme of the video
@@UwU-df2qw oh right lol sorry
That's his fuckin name?! A material that gives people cancer and is generally bad for people's wellbeing? Jesus his parents must of hated this kid
2:35 she’s not Refinery29, she’s making a video roasting them lmao
I'm so glad someone else noticed this and not just me 😂😂
Poor Mikaela 😂
i’m glad u said something
People are so dumb. It honestly made me angry that he was laughing at her without even knowing the context. Shitty human.
@@biancan6583 Calm down it's not like he did it on purpose
For the thumbnail...
She looks roasted enough.
How would you like your steak?
Well done
I got one
Who let cinder Ella out of the basement
I thought that as well
OH
Yess
Arnold went Black Sabbath mode “You have two possible paths you can be the chosen one or death!”
Are we not gonna talk about the random mincraft noises at the beginning lmao?
“How about you close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likeable person then open them and weep”
It works
Nope, can't imagine the unthinkable
MysteryPuns true
2:27 she was trying refinery29 bad makeups.
She's mocking them.
Y Marie glad you said
was just gunna say that!
He just laughs at shit and doesn’t even know the context.
06:55 God spent so much time just designing the seed, then you idiot humans come along and chop down his hard working wood only so you can print the words you believe he gave you...
Exactly, Mikaela is actually good at makeup... unless she’s drunk 😂
Is anyone gonna talk about how absolutely perfect his plankton impression was???
Timestamp? I glossed over it
@@KillerSans_official 3:06 ! Would've gotten back sooner, it was just reaaaaaaallly late when you commented haha
@@KillerSans_official watch the whole fucking video
2:11 Looks like an angler fish.
I said that out loud and my brother was also talking to me (I have headphones on) and he said, "I AM speaking English" XD
@@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss222 *French baugette noises*
0:01 the owner looks like he doesn't care that you broke your elbow
Conor lmao
Yes
I'm gonna say it
Insomnia copied comment from original video eh
How to call someone useless in school:
You are a white colored crayon
Comeback: “but I’m on black paper.”
@@nobody7817 You're right, except that white doesn't contain every color of pigment, but reflects every color of light that we can see. But you're only wrong with the use of the word pigment and perhaps "contains".
Your intended meaning is still correct.
You just mixed additive and subtractive color a bit.
@@nobody7817 Could say that white is the most boring colour because it just reflects everything, instead of having any kind of personality.
Then again, black is a selfish colour.
i thought of that too while watching this
@@Slimmeyy I like that one a lot. What's funny is that white can be used to mean both boring and interesting.
You're like white, you reflect everything because you have no personality of your own.
You're like white, you reflect all outside influences because you have a unique personality.
3:28
Um, I always drew the sun on the left side, it just felt natural. And, I don’t even like popcorn, so haha jokes on you!!
I honestly cannot believe that this comment was a whole frickin 3 months ago.....it feels like so much shorter.
Yeah me too. The rises in the east and when you look towards the sun from the northern side of the equator it'll rise on the left of the horizon.
Respect the fact Damien was making a video and playing Minecraft simultaneously.
"there are approximately 390 billion trees in the Amazon Rainforest"
ABOUT THAT
Ahaha...
Underrated
Too early broski...
@@HiDiddilyDoodily Oh no.
;-; Earth is dying.
OMFG HE THOUGHT MIKAELA WAS THE REFINERY 21 GIRLS I'M DYING
WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT I STILL LAUGH
better now than never
Omg!
I know I was like “SHES THE OPPOSITE”
@@user-vn1jy1rk3o they're exactly the same
10:09 I loved this guy in "The Road To El Dorado"
Damien’s plankton impression was so accurate holy shit
Damian's laugh: *exists*
Depression: I don't feel so good. *Turns to dust*
Very true...
M-Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good
His natural laugh is fine, but I can't stand it when he forces it and laughs for 10 seconds longer than needed.
2:30 *MIKAELA*
Also Damien they are insulting Refinery 29, and she’s not a part of them she was making a video joking about them lmao
I was looking for this comment thank you
turtle mia same
Rebeca R same
“Your offspring is off putting.” Love it. 😂
"Emotional range of A NERF bullet"
Wow.
Not if you remove the air restrictors and replace the spring with a k26
All that means is that the bullet still does one thing. Just harder.
Aren't they called darts?
eldospinks yeah they are darts
666 likes noice
Damn Arnold straight up MURDERED that troll with words.
4:25 And that's why he's called THE TERMINATOR
8:20 it seems Kevin is still mad about the cons in Jumanji it seems,let’s help the man out.
Fun fact: in Germany everyone claps when the plain lands
And I thought it was just a Lufthansa thing! ; p
Plane* plain is when you put no seasoning on your meat it is plain
Oh my god
Now i'm happy that i'm hungarian
I agree
@@bencenagy5459 same
"You cup of decaf"
Ive never heard that one! I'm gonna start using it 😂
Saaaaaame
ImOnPH Me too, ya stale biscuit
@@rosevans what have I started 😂
You absolute door knob.
You pathetic snail
12:29
No wonder my dad mocks himself. Thanks Redit!
“In a spitting match nobody swallows like you” is my personal favorite
How to tell someone their baby is ugly: When you first see the baby, say, "Oh how cute! What breed is he, a Shih Tzu?"
Better yet, "Oh, it looks just like you :)"
Or just ask them to take their child back to Alabama and stay there. The kids making Sloth from Th Goonies looking like the winner in the Sexiest Man in The World for the past decade...
@afootineachworld Because everyone thinks their baby is cute, but honestly at least half of them are ugly as fuck.
afootineachworld Would you call Hitler a cute baby
@@Ace-hh6ej Nein.
Are you the plankton voice actor? You actually sound exactly like him 3:07
Levon Aronian right????
He actually is really good at dubbing people
damn I was gonna say that the impression was pretty much perfect
IKR
it's called an impression.
Omfg this is the best sentence ever created by mankind...
"If brains were gasoline she couldn't run a pissant's go-kart two laps around a cheerio"
Pure gold
When Damien said he wanted to contract that plague now that’s more real than he could ever imagine
2:32 that's not refinery29 lmao, she was making fun of them
Beh, **wheeze**
2:35 the girl isn’t a part of refinery29, she’s more or less just making fun of them
Can't we just appreciate how good emkay is at impressions? I mean, seriously! He's good!
Emkay is the channel name,the voice is Damien 💀
@@Eliza.x well it’s what is UA-cam channel is called it’s ok if she calls him Damien or emkay
@@Thecashstuffer-wb3ie yeah ig
I like how every episode starts with the cuphead music
0:39 hey! I saw that girl at comic con! She was awesome! My dad was so amazed someone could do that!
That's so cool!! It was such a cool outfit
That’s pretty awesome.
2:27, Damien I don’t think you understand what’d going on in this picture.
That git, isn’t refinery21 she made a video dissing it (Mikaela long)
Oof
@@biaatiser Zoe...
where I come from we call every baby we ever meet ugly, literally, "who's this ugly baby!" to not jinx them because some believe if you say it's a beautiful baby they'll turn very ugly when they grow up.
I loved his laugh, every time he laughed I busted up giggling...personally his laugh was worth watching this video...
0:14
Emkay: does intro
every computer mouse nearby: *CLICK CLICK CLICK*
Myusername waskidnapped oml yes
He’s playing minecraft
@@Bleebledop oh you’re playing Minecraft, *I LIKE YOUR CUT G*
@@Travinater *_EARRAPE TACO BELL SOUND EFFECT_*
3:08 is no one gonna talk about his FREAKING AMAZING impression of plankton
why are you commenting while walking
FrostWaterYX i can never stop walking. I am the ever being
Furret whar
I dislike furret just my opinion don’t hurts me
It's honestly not that good
11:26 is the realest and most blatant example i've ever seen of a hit dog hollerin.
Damian over here being able to call someone multiple times over the phone with them thinking it’s another person
Imagine being a tiny seed growing into a magnificent tree, only to be cut down and turned into the 50 shades of grey series. You've suffered for way too long, and this is you're punishment. The Injustice is unbearable.
2:32 that’s mikeala long :D she did a video on how awful refinery29 is
And here is all the love just for you
I don’t like you are giving love to a lil loli it makes me uncomfortable
0:56 hey, I LOVE Paper Mario!i am replaying now actually! Bowser is a lot harder than I remember.... tip for that fight. Use “charge hammer” thirty times and have goombario take bowser down to like, 65. You will thank me.
8:02 her teeth are sponsored by gap
“What are her nails made of?”
Me: Her tooth gap used to have no space those ARE her teeth
I love how we can hear you play minecraft in the background. It just adds to the video.
I thought u was the only one who heard that
I have no idea why, but I fell to the floor with laughter two times. It was a great vid
The first guy looks like he doesn’t care that you broke your elbow.
8:13 My dad saw this and he said, "Maybe not a mattress but definitely a tow rope."
*W H E E Z E*
Oooooof! You didn’t have to kill the fucker!
The girl in the thumbnail looks like my sims when I leave them unattended for 5 minutes.
The Amazon is just earths asthma puffer. Change my mind
I love insulting people without insulting them.
Always amazing to see the look on a guy's face after I call him "you son of a mother!" and he first gets all angry cuz he expected "bitch" and then confused and just,,, stare sin bewilderment
3:21 When I was that young, I didn't even know what North, South, West, and East was lol. I just always drew it on the left.
Jokes on you guys. I don't even eat popcorn
Then you're probably be that one kid who tries to drown a fish to death
@@yeehawsheriff9389 or the guy that puts milk with cereal instead of cereal with milk
@@sangaperezgimenez6717 You mean the correct way? Or it's just badly worded, you're wrong either way.
You don't eat popcorn?
Your taste buds are probably so dried out and stale from lack of flavour that that's the reason your personality is so bland
The people who say 'first' in the comments are the same people who would call 911 because the workers at Wendy's wouldn't give them a Big Mac.
yeah, i like this, this is nice
And the people like you who leave these types of comments are the same people who cosplay as every celebrity ever the second they learn of their existence instead of searching for a job and marriage.
'How do you tell someone their baby is ugly?' I'd say 'They look just like you' for a double roast. XD
10:02 I NEED THAT, I NEED TO MEMORIZE THAT FROM NOW ON LMAO
Day 2 asking Damien to do a whole video of him just laughing
😩
He just should browse r/dankmemes
FINALLY! A cause I can get behind
ua-cam.com/video/nCFtrHJsV0c/v-deo.html
Yes
My mother really hates me swearing so I changed the swear words with classical music composers.
*BACH!* is my favourite.
Love this!
*dies on an online game*
SON OF A BACH
Bach you
I'm comin' for Debussy.
Son of a Bach
0:35
I mean-- Jennifer Lawrence didn't even try. But this girl- Dang she did amazing!
The "deep freezer body havin self" one was the fucking best😂😂😂 that shit had me crackin up.
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
This video: _мIпесгаfт lеvег sоund_
0:20 were you playing Minecraft in the background?
he is a man of culture
Challenging Gameplay afk fishing farm
thats what i thought too
You re a good one
You do a really great Plankton imitation, mate!
My mans was playing minecraft while recording. What a legend
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD MENTION THAT IN THE COMMENTS thank you I thought I was either crazy or had opened Minecraft on accident
"Sean Astin was in Lord of the rings, feetus"
Yes, but he was also in the goonies. _feeTuS_
gwen
Lmaooo 💀💀💀
It's fetus, fetus
*sees it's from 9 months ago*
👦🔫
@@astonished-scout omigosh all my comments were all so cringe 💀
@@koyo5088 You should see mine.
One time I saw someone say "Why the chocolate pudding did you do that you christmas tree?!" I will now swear at people using only those words.
EDIT: *heard
What?
OneLayerCake i have no idea what he just said his grammar.... he is speaking the language of the gods
White Hound it really isnt that funny
@@vuda6891 Nor was your reply necessary, you tasteless donut.
StitchYYT Lmao that sounds like Gordon Ramsay would use the insult. “Fucking tasteless donut.”
6:39 ok the cabbage patch kid thing is just a insult to cabbage patch kids
The fact that you're a wrestling nerd makes me love this channel that much more!
4:56 is what you get when you hit randomize in the sims.