Damien: *laughs.* The world: Cures of world hunger, every disease is obliterated, every person in the world is cured of everything, and world peace has been spread out across the world.
If there's something i wasnt expecting in one of these videos was terraria memes. On a more serious note, i hope you're dealing well with your depression, stay strong!
We should prevent that thing to eat ever again: gaining any more mass he would collapse under his own gravity, taking the entire planet with him in whatever hellish hole big enough to contain him
The kid in the thumbnail looks like if Elon Musk tried to make a youger version of himself using clay, tried to harden it in a microwave but it came up melted and looking like a minecraft skin.
10:47 if i was the guy who was insulted, i would've answered with: "If you're going try to insult someone, atleast write correctly instead of being as smart as your mother was when she decided to have you."
13:41 Damien: *Makes fun of the person that tried to censor the guy's name but revealing a bit* (13:27) The guy that tried to censor Lyamm (?) seto: Am i a joke to you?
Karen's are like the type of people to get a divorce and then blames the husband/ wife for it and then gets a bull cut haircut and blames 5g towers for C*vid19 and complains to the manager. My point is Karen's are like krakens for land.
it's from.. like I think choosing beggars where the lady was asking for transit and kept rudely going NEEEEEXXXTTTT!!! on anybody who didn't her exact needs.
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3:02 I actually choked on air thanks to that one. Dear god. Oh fucking hell. The American yogurt one got a noise out of me that I can't willingly make.
r/rareinsults is the internet equivalent to the one family member who's a bit special that makes it harder for everyone else in the family mentally and financially but you like them enough to work around their flaws
5:33 his neck is somehow twice as wide as his head. Idk how that can even happen. His glasses look like they're the only thing keeping his head together. Without it I feel like his whole head would slosh down and join his neck
Hamilton and Jefferson were like rival high school mean-girls. Always screaming and pulling each other's hair. While Washington is the disappointed teacher waving a detention slip at them drinking his espresso and praying they stfu
"Think if I rubbed his bald head I get three wishes"
-Damien 2019
Surprisingly, I saw this comment the same time he said that.
For being funny, I'm giving you and damien a cookie, each
🍪🍪
*eats Cookie* 🍪
My family tried to sneak up behind me on my birthday and place a single sperm cell into my asshole. MY ASSHOLE!
@@lucennabelserion8617 can I have one pwease
When Damien laughs, he waits for a second before he laughs so he can register if he should laugh or just more on
Move**
@@edgard.afromexican6972 on
@@edgard.afromexican6972 funny Valentine, move on
drinking even a quart of deep frying oil can lead to serious heart problems. he would have died within an hour if the dude wasn't from florida.
The Florida man is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural
True dat
its fake
it was satiracal
that's probably a real mugshot but he didn't do that.
@@geoffreygreen7322 r/Woosh
@@JustAnotherDeadMan not woosh because many people thought it was real
I thought it was real when i first saw it but then i searched it up
6:13 dude looks like if Abraham Lincoln was an E-boy
OMG
this is amazing
LMAO
I’m crying 😭
Beautiful
How I’m entering Area 51
*My laugh*
How I’m leaving Area 51
*Damiens laugh*
Depending on your laugh, it's a downgrade or a huge upgrade
you won't leave area 51
or get in
@@pissandcornflakes9119 whoooooosh
@@angelquezada6114 you didn't even do it right you dumbass
experimental memes it’s good they didn’t link the subreddit like a fucking peasant would.
Damien laughing at his own jokes is literally the sweetest thing ever
Half the reason I smile at these videos is his laugh
Yeehaw ee I know right
Yes.
I want someone to consistently take out my butt plug and look at it like they're taking my asshole temperature.
@@huyup123456 Nice
5:36 he looks like if Peter Griffin could somehow let himself go
I was going to say that
Panda Gaming lol
_more_ than he had already
Hes a living boulder
Who am I to disagree? Who WOULD disagree?
6:28 " the makeup would dehydrate the *snæmëëž* "
Her face looks like a generic housewife model put in the sims with rtx on
In 2014
HAHAHSHSSHHSHSHHSJSUYQSQSCIOUQQEHFQWKUEFQWEJDFRA3GUO
When the comment said what's the difference between yogurt and America I was thinking he was gonna say Yogurt is fat-free Lmao
@A Sock thanks lol
Ouchie
Well yoghurt is a diary product so... it kinda is fat itself
@@avinci3116 I mean, lien some yogurt. It's a joke man.
McNugget savage
Emkay: *laughs*
Me: Im cured. I didnt even know i was sick but im cured.
Same
same.
Scp049: T H E P L A G U E
Sholasos Polao
L A U G H
M E D I C I N E
True aaaa
8:05
I showed this to my mom & she said the person on the right looks like a toothbrush
He looks like Mufasa decided to be a Fortnite streamer
@Andrew Loving *insert mii channel theme but each note is 0.21 seconds long here.*
On the left, we got a crack version of Flint Lockwood
And on the right, a cinnamon bun
“Ya heat that Gretchen?”
BRO I HAD HEADPHONES IN THAT SCARED THE LIVING HECK OUTTA ME
(Name’s Gretchen)
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahajahahhahhahahaha 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
OMG THATS SO FETCHHHHH
WHEEEEEEEEEZE
Pog Gretchen
who are the dumb fucks who named their child Gretchen?
Damien: *laughs.*
The world: Cures of world hunger, every disease is obliterated, every person in the world is cured of everything, and world peace has been spread out across the world.
Giofilms: *laughs.*
The world: *dies.*
If only
ive been cured of happiness
Hah! I found you, faker!
@@day1573 boy, giofilms is great
Damien: *Laughs*
My Depression: *Why do I hear boss music?*
If there's something i wasnt expecting in one of these videos was terraria memes.
On a more serious note, i hope you're dealing well with your depression, stay strong!
Tbh Damien's laugh is my world
So wholesome 👌
You're just hearing your neighbors
Sohaibtheex0 nooo you forgot #ddm
Damien: *Laughs*
Me: *holy shit It's god*
Teacher: You can't hear pictures.
Me: Emkay's intro screen typing "r/rareinsults top posts"
8:11 dude on the right looks like jimmy neutron after his show flopped
Oh damn
So true
5:34
In awe at the size of this lad,
*ABSOLUTE UNIT*
His King Pin(Spider-Man villain) lookin ass. Just no neck ALL shoulders.
*W H A T A U N I T !*
We should prevent that thing to eat ever again: gaining any more mass he would collapse under his own gravity, taking the entire planet with him in whatever hellish hole big enough to contain him
He looks like the manly patrick from spongebob spent his whole life in arkansas
Where does his chin end and neck begin
The gecko looks like me when somebody catches me at the fridgerator at 3am
usually they call the police too
Hate it when that happens. Like if I'm trying to serve you breakfast at 2 am the least you could do is say thanks. SMH so rude
@@CaptainShenanigans42 yeah but its worse when they notice their pet is missing and then realize whats being cooked
@@sovietsoft3828 Somebudy put you in r/cursedcomments
@@emir5878 honestly both our comments belong there
Lol well r/cursedcomments
Mark Zuckerberg looks like he is desperately avoiding to blink horizontally.
You mean vertically?
@@MidnightMuffin thats how we blink
5:22
The restrant was closed
Thats a Florida man if o ever did see one
Lavender paws that story is a fake story it was a click bait story I looked in to it
@@eastonbullock8136 its fake? This makes me sad
I love your pfp-
🌸
Noone:
Emkay's viewers: *omg damien's laugh cured my depression*
Ok but is we wrong?
I mean, _we ain’t wrong dawg_
What’s your point?
Is we wrong tho
Nice.
5:56 Ed looks like Ron weasly if he decided to join a gang after hogwarts
I haven't watched a single Harry Potter movie and this still seems insanely accurate 💀
This is extremely Accurate
U deserve to be in this video😶😶
@@seenamr6405 y'know what? I'm very tempted to do that right now... stay tuned on Reddit if it comes up
Goddamn
1:32 that weez sounds like it’s from that one meme of the guy going “oOoOo.. AHhhhhhhhaaahahaaa look at the top of his head HjHjhjHhjjjHhjJjeheheheh”
Yes
That Pokémon chick needs to date a: Spaghetti God. Her brother won’t ever mix it up again
The fact that your username is Shouto Todoroki just adds to the smug of the comment. I LOVE IT.
Joanna Mysluk thanks
Blaine is a literal freaking demigod tho.
Nobody :
Damien : *wheeze*
I wheeze.
(wheeze)
*_Wheeeze_*
Wheeze me daddy
I- I was gonna use that joke. Lmfao beat me to it 😂
2:25: "If character was judged by how you- Ugh.. CMON! Say words Damien! Say words..!"
Literally me at every school presentation.
Nice profile pick
Where’d ya get it?...
unrelated but
john laurens?
It feels like you are Hamiltrash so hi
Cherry Blossom your profile pic is amazing
@@twinblade2623 read her description
The kid in the thumbnail looks like if Elon Musk tried to make a youger version of himself using clay, tried to harden it in a microwave but it came up melted and looking like a minecraft skin.
8:22 I'm just going to appreciate the fact that someone went out of their way to draw that. That is perfect.
13:13 is my favourite part. "Hey Mikey, the pizza rolls are finished!"
After that you see dobby hunched over a dualshock 4 with most likely a turtle beach headset on his f**kin sandwich roll lookin a** hair.
It is i, Mikey
@@mikeywardenaar2023 I have come to retrieve my long awaited Pizza Rolls!
*gasnoooort* I smell pepperoni
*iNhAlE* I SMELL PEPPERONI
When Damien’s insults are better than the ones on the actual post
except that never happened
Happenef like the iphone 9
@@tymccormick2512 android gang
@@trafficracer124 Android gang rise up
damien hasn't hearted your comment yet Hurry up
1:10 the Alabama Accidents
The dude who broke into Burger King looks like the dude posing with the fake pyramid from the beginning from despicable me
i can’t unsee this now.
@@CygnusDoesThings there's alot of good insults in the comment section
Underrated
"It's under there."
"Under where?"
"I just made you say underwear!"
"... You just said it too, though."
"... My god..."
*This is a bucket.*
there's more
martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed
@@Animefan-1 no
*being faster then the light leaves you in the darkness*
When emkay starts wheeze laughing he sounds like my moms van trying and failing to start....
Good video.
r/rareinsults
noice I was about to say r/rareinsult as well
If I am going on reddit may as well say my reddit handle..
Candy_Cake_Jen .
Jenni Bean the Sweets Queen your right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bakugoukatsuki6036 I think mom needs a new starter
Damn, the guy at 6:12 looks like Abe Lincoln but became immortal after he got shot.
Bruh I don’t even know why 3:56 had me wheezing! Lol 😂😂😂
"Methallica"
Damien: "Metha-tallica"
@Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS
METAL FANS YESSS
Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? JUST CALL MY NAME CAUSE I’LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
Fun fact, when I was younger I thought crested geckos were called croissant geckos.
Oh that's why they don't taste like they're supposed to.
The Black Baron r/cursedcomments
Can you change my name to daddy in the screenshot
@@psycheaow me too
There’s this one created gecko at the local pet smart and I named him “snickerdoodle”
5:43 he could probably enter a restaurant shirtless and still get service
The woman's shadow also looks like the leprechaun
got brand new headphones and now i can be blessed with Damien's laugh in a whole new quality
Juniper Thoughts that’s amazing
@@sweetberries4611 no u
emkay : *hysterical laugher*
Me: *starts laughing * L U T E N A N T S U R GE
10:47 if i was the guy who was insulted, i would've answered with: "If you're going try to insult someone, atleast write correctly instead of being as smart as your mother was when she decided to have you."
Bold of you to assume I wasn't an accident
@@cumdumpster391 oh i thought u were an accident, sorry
@@just0_ *C U M D U M P S T E R*
13:41
Damien: *Makes fun of the person that tried to censor the guy's name but revealing a bit*
(13:27)
The guy that tried to censor Lyamm (?) seto: Am i a joke to you?
When you see a bad word, instead of trying to say them differently just scream pROfAnITy as loud as you can.
please do this
This is great
Omg I will 100% use this to treat my chronic cussing
Akane Tsunemori glad to help this is a method my stem class teacher used
@@bitter___ God I'm losing it thinking about a STEM teacher screaming pROfAnITy 😂 thanks
5:27 he looks like a genderswaped version of the thing that told mike wazouski to file his paper work
kirby superstar LMAOOO
say hello to reddit
Always watching you mike wazouski.. alllways watching
Oooofff
WHy IS this SO TrUe
Bruh it Damien was another person for a second 6:43
Karen's are like the type of people to get a divorce and then blames the husband/ wife for it and then gets a bull cut haircut and blames 5g towers for C*vid19 and complains to the manager. My point is Karen's are like krakens for land.
love how you had to censor covid
@@CygnusDoesThings But why tho
@@enderknight39 probably bc yt is censoring stuff like c*vid and their comment does n't wanna get deleted?
@@m.b.2595 They are? Why?
@@enderknight39 idk
Did you know the term "be there or be square" came from the fact that if you're not there, then you're not aROUND.
i seriously went threw multiple replies in my head but none worked so here's this
You spin me right round baby right round
thank you, NEEEEXTTTT!!!!
Isn't this from like twitter or tumblr or something?
it's from.. like I think choosing beggars where the lady was asking for transit and kept rudely going NEEEEEXXXTTTT!!! on anybody who didn't her exact needs.
Ed Sheeran: gets hot after he gets full body tats
3/4 of Fall Out Boy: hold my guitar
THEY WERE ALWAYS HOT
Helpthony Metano :p
He looks like a rip off lil peep
i love how we all know that 1/4 is trick
caden yeah patty doesn’t need tats to be sexy af
5:57
DAMN IT I CAN'T ESCAPE HAMILTON-
I lol’d at that. I could see that happening in the musical. Alex would say that. Or better still, publish it. And never print a retraction.
5:25 Dude looking like a geriatric, unemployed Patrick Star
Everyone: *dying their Minecraft beds red because its the original*
Me: *using the white beds just trying not to die from some bullcrap*
Why is this true
trafficracer24 fjogtigypp OP ctyctupkh I pikk my my,; best Hugh o ppl inch firemen bullying duck duck tick hobo five coco duck cloth chock dick blemishesegrhtvf NL hymivygbubf Dee Dee
@@salamander4338 stroke?
@@salamander4338 wth is this
@@salamander4338 r/ihadastroke
No one
Somone: * breaths *
Damien: *WHEEZE*
I hope a have intense rolling orgasms while I give birth tomorrow.
@@huyup123456 um
Semedian ..I have the power..I am....the
420th like
BOW DOWNNN TO MEEEEEE
@@huyup123456 r/cursedcomments?
@Please End Me a beautiful day for a neighbor
13:07 why does he look like a discount james from the odd1sout
He does look like that tho
Chinese james
WHEEEEEEEEEZE
3:44 dude looks like cranidos from Pokémon
Mark Zuckerberg also looks like a kid in his class trying to accidentaly not let his poop out
literally no one:
Damien: He looks like a boomer from left 4 dead 2
Me: my man.
He's not wrong though
Ah a man of culture
I want food too dude
Mf's bile is the deep fry oil itself
Thats how a boomer is created
11:43 ‘I mean look at him! He looks like a (ancient Latin ritual) that was bullied into sentience’
He sound like a special needs kid trying to warn everyone that the quiet kid is reaching in his backpack
"My Chemical Dependence" got me good.
can we have just a highlight reel of damien laughing for our moments of depression
Slad3 you guys don't have depression
So we can hear him laugh at us?
ster oids 🙄
(BloodCat Studios)
r/boneappletea
Sharron S what you mean
The “be there or be square” kid looks like that one dude from that kids show “Clarence”
Jeff.
he looks like andy from toy story
Bruh I’m getting NCT Mark and Johnny flashbacks “be there or be square”
What's your profile Pic 💀
Nah, he looks like Sid from Toy Story 1....
Damian is hilarious 😂 he's the type of guy to read a joke and make it sound better just by adding a comment or the way he says it
3:02 I actually choked on air thanks to that one. Dear god.
Oh fucking hell. The American yogurt one got a noise out of me that I can't willingly make.
he protecc
he attacc
But most importantly...
he brings the memes bacc
This deserves a lot more likes than it has
This definetly deserves more likes ( this is a kinda copied comment)
This 100% deserves more likes
This definitely deserves more likes
Making a chain here lol
Gonna break this early
13:25 Damien be sounding like Yoda In the empire strikes back with that laugh
Duuuuuuddddddeeeee
Way too accurate-
Oh my, I never realized it, but now I can’t get it out of my head...
Holy crap he does
r/rareinsults is the internet equivalent to the one family member who's a bit special that makes it harder for everyone else in the family mentally and financially but you like them enough to work around their flaws
Why'd you call me out
If your last name was a unit, Americans would have used it to measure time.
1:14 “my chemical dependence” SENT ME LMAO-
If Damian laughs at a bad joke the joke becomes good. CHANGE MY MIND
K i will performe a brain transplant to change your mind
@@mataco7073 then you would have to find someone who disagrees and take their brain. Which is impossible
Change your mind good sir? Why on the contrary, I very much agree with you!
I still laugh at you your not any better
Bob Gmail Is your name Damien? It’s kind of a self-serve answer...
5:11
My guy looks like Peter Griffon’s homeless uncle named Geter Priffon
GETER PRIFFON-
I’M DEAD LMAO 🤣
I’m done geter priffon
Geter Priffon
My sides are in pain and I’m crying.
Why is this so funny I can't breathe while typing this
No he the divorced 59 year old geter prifffon
"he looks like the boomer from Left 4 dead 2"
SO FUCKING TRUE 😂
I love how Damien always sounds like he's been fighting with 5 karens on facebook simultaneously for the past 28 hours
5:52 he be looking like the walls of the ancient egyptian pyramids
RedemptionX31 hieroglyphics lookin ass
That’s rude to the pyramid walls
"And then theres a vomit emoji that probably sounds like *BLLEEEEAH* "
-EmKay 2019
*100% accurate*
Whïśpêrĕř :. this mad lad replied to their own comment
@@krisdreemurr9175 am I going on r/madlads with my 100% accurate sound effects?
@@russianbot8269 you forgot to switch accounts
Get your anger out by shitting on my face.
3:07 Minecraft damage sound.
I love it when the music stops for a few seconds and Damien bursts out laughing
The one that said “Name this band in 4 words or less” forgot the best name. Neckotine.
Edit: 921 LIKES!
Yooo 😂
Lmfao
@@Aqua_9191 7300 Robux is such a creeper
Aw man
Idiot
They look like the cannibal family from the “Wrong Turn” movies
8:06 Hey look! I found my paint brushes! Been looking for them for ages
denise vandoornik this deserves more likes.
IKR They do look like paint brushes
where’s the eraser tool
Анатолий bald guys, obviously.
Damien's laughs are like Google Chrome on a bad day. They take forever to load and the finally show in an extravagant mess.
5:33 his neck is somehow twice as wide as his head. Idk how that can even happen. His glasses look like they're the only thing keeping his head together. Without it I feel like his whole head would slosh down and join his neck
Damien:
Comment: James charles just kissed you like to undo!
Damien: **laughs**
Comment: *WHEJWIMHBGNSNDJSJ*
**Everyone cured**
Eliana Garcia nice pfp
oh crap......
I was proud of you before i saw the (edited) now I'm disappointed partly in myself
@@littlewisdom3105 I dont know how to respond to this
@@elianagarcia5885 i wouldn't either
2:26 that scream made you sound completely different *do you inhale a little bit of helium before every recording*
Sounded like Stan from Gravity Falls.
6:15 why does he look like Abraham Lincoln going through a midlife crisis
The scream at the Keanu Reeves startled my dog😂
The one Alexander Hamilton said to Thomas Jefferson made me choke on my spit I can't breathe please help me
Oh shnikies! Quick someone call 9-1-wait... posted 3 weeks ago.... Welp, he's dead. Next video!
*We know who's really doing the planting...*
@@carmenjimenezpadilla5879 oi
𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝙁𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙣
Rip
I am a simple human. Hey, we’re two! Also, this should have been put in the musical. (Cabinet Battle #1)
6:12 my man out here looking like Abraham Lincoln
LMFAOJDJWLQOWA I CANT BREATHE
He's a spanish streamer, i'm looking for some people who knows him here
Hamilton and Jefferson were like rival high school mean-girls. Always screaming and pulling each other's hair.
While Washington is the disappointed teacher waving a detention slip at them drinking his espresso and praying they stfu
4:30 I’m American and I felt this on a spiritual level
“Look at that shiny chrome dome”
-Damian
Damien, when he uses his DEep voice could imitate All might...
That’s it that’s my thought
Aye BNHA squad where you at
Imagine damien saying "young midoriya"
“Eat this”
@@skoreos5614 hehehehe
Do you have any weird fetishes? I have a fetish for giving birth.
At 6:16 dude be looking like Abraham Lincoln
Damien says he can't do a critickal impression after doing a PERFECT impression
Nobody:
Me: :(
Damien: *laughs*
Me: :)
(:)
Ha I too did notice that Damien laughs at his own jokes hysterically
@@huyup123456 *What* _the_ -fuck-
Damien laughs like yoda after contemplating why people are so good at insults
5:18, that be looking like Peter Griffin after the divorce with Lois.
Damien's laugh is like our depression vaccination. Thank you I will live another day
Anti vax mum: lOl tHaT mEaNs YoUr AuTicTac *minion pic*
@@synflwr i was gonna say some antivax shit but u beat me to it. I am disappointed now lol
@@courtnrysalamone7677 autictac 😂
Look up “Fusions Boston Uprising”.
Let’s just say he wasn’t there
:/
oml the OWL player lul
Your profile pic scares me :(
That profile pic tho 11/10
Jako
Your profile picture actives my fight or flight response.
And it also got me horny no cap
Here’s a rare insult! *I once called my friend a slightly overcooked biscuit that nobody eats*
Jesus.... at least say that they'd have ONE bite taken out of them!.... so cruel 😔
1:31 Damien's laugh sounds like my grandma trying to start up her 1900 ford t
WHEEEEEEEEEZE