"Why does John Maulany look like a bisexual Matpat" That got me more than I thought it would, and im not watching either of those two the same way again-
the medical term is dwarfism so I guess Dwarf would be an accurate term, not sure how they would feel about that though. Personally if I were that short I would love to be equated with super strong fantasy creatures with majestic beards and a take no shit attitude, but that's just my dorky opinion
I watch his videos, especially the series he did with Shane Dawson, and believe me, he knows perfectly well that he downright looks like an alien. Even he says it himself. xD
@@cachorro022 If you think he tries to look human, especially with the types of clothes and hairstyles he has, then I have a feeling you've never seen who you're commenting about. xD
Dwarf= legendary creature of european culture Little person = mean Midget = the upper one but said with a specific word Hobbit: only accepted from TLoTR fans Vertically disabled: you are pursued by the fuck*ng interpol for hate crimes
1:56 - I had a good friend for a long time that was a dwarf. He would always ask everybody to say dwarf. He thought midget was mean, and didn't necessarily care about "little person", but midget was a 100% NO. So dwarf is the best answer out of the 3, because it isn't seen as derogatory.
yo after the whole Slazo thing happened it makes me smile when he comes up in these videos and Damien sounds like happy like he's just talking to an old pal. i'm glad the truth came to light, can't wait for Big Slaz's 2020 content
My sister is a dwarf and she’s okay with the word dwarf and “little person”. My mother is a midget. A midget is shorter than usual but not a dwarf. A misconception about what both are but they are different and as long as you use them properly; most people will be okay with it.(sorry I forgot what heights a midget is but it is definitely not dwarf)
Thank you. I didn't even know there was a difference. It's also good to know how to be polite. Many people get called out for being too politically correct when all they (I!) want to do is be polite to everyone who deserves it. Fascists don't, so I'll happily insult them 😂 But the majority of humans deserve to be treated with respect. Hope you and your family are all well :)
Dwarves may be short in stature, but they were so crafty that they built their homes in the very mountains they were digging for minerals in. I respect them for that.
According to the dwarfs and relatives of dwarfs on this board, dwarf is their preferred term. Anything "challenged" is frankly usually highly insulting. I'm disabled, if you were to call me "physically challenged" or anything like that, I'd probably whack you with one of my crutches. I'd probably fall over at that point, but like I don't do that anyway 🤷🏻♀️
Favorite /r:
1. rareinsults
2. blessedinmages
3. cursedcomments
4. And a few more I can’t remember
Madlads
Blurssedimange
@@Karma_ghost blursedimages
r/TIHI
r/ihadastroke
Take a shot every time he says come on leave him alone.
Isaac Woolsey Official, Bruh you’d be piss drunk
@@tridecahedron4223 It could kill an Irish man.
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Only 5 actually🤷♂️
@@kingdonut6675 it's....a joke
This should be titled, ‘Damien defends weird looking people’
“No one’s born ugly, we just live in a judgmental society.”
~Anonymous
I don’t have think T
hey never said ugly they said weird
Leon Tojo please speak english
"Dwarfism..." the word resonates the energy of axe wielding little men and women that like gold.
A hobbit?
Or its the people who are digging a hole
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go
"Why does John Maulany look like a bisexual Matpat"
That got me more than I thought it would, and im not watching either of those two the same way again-
Same haha
Dude, matpat looks like a bisexual matpat
Damien: “I just banged my desk.”
Me: oh ok then
i` m the baaannnggg guuuyyyy,,,...........
@@EmKay Duh
*the music is someone slamming there head on a desk*
R/CursedComments
EmKay Bruh *beat drop*
@@EmKay both of them so who is typing
"this thumbnail is a lie"
_That's_ what we call Clickbait, my pal.
We Invented Clickbait
@@EmKay your hand looks like it has carpel tunnel in every finger
@@EmKay
lol
“By pal”
Hmm.
@@aceampora6012
Right. I'll change that. Thanks.
"Little person doesn't sound right"
"Short" is the alternative your looking for
Lol
They are the height challenged persons, "big man"
the medical term is dwarfism so I guess Dwarf would be an accurate term, not sure how they would feel about that though. Personally if I were that short I would love to be equated with super strong fantasy creatures with majestic beards and a take no shit attitude, but that's just my dorky opinion
Emkay: He's just a kid
Also Emkay: Roasts a kid
Jeffree Star looks like a perfectly made clay statue that got dropped on each side of the face.
The Stan army is coming!
I watch his videos, especially the series he did with Shane Dawson, and believe me, he knows perfectly well that he downright looks like an alien. Even he says it himself. xD
Pumpkin he looks like an ugly ass alien that trys to look human but fails
He looks like great value Travis Barker
@@cachorro022 If you think he tries to look human, especially with the types of clothes and hairstyles he has, then I have a feeling you've never seen who you're commenting about. xD
Joke : *exists*
Damien : WHEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEEEEEE
He didn’t wheeze in the first minute
• Landscape MSM • Stop
SHlN3 obviously wasn’t funny enough.
PuddyCat its just people comment this because they know they’ll get a lot of likes
SHlN3 so? What’s the issue? Let them.
damien:"i just banged my desk"
desk: *moans in cursive*
out of curiosity, how the fluffing heck does one "moan in cursive"?
"She looks like she'd be on girl defined"
Bruh I thought you were supposed to read unoriginal rare insults not make your own good ones
Sometimes I can’t tell wether Zach or Damien is talking.
CazeV_ yeah. Most times it’s the laugh that gives it away. Damien’s laugh is.... distinctive?
This video was actually both of them talking over each other at the same time.
Same I get so confused sometimes
WAIT. it's two people...
@@EmKay H U H
Emkay: "we don't do politics"
Emkay in this video: "That doesn't feel politically correct to say"
Gotta keep that ad revenue comin in
69th like
@@sycophantic0 no one gives a shit you immature 9yr
🤔🤔🤔
There's Political, and then there's Moral.
anything funny:
EmKay: *[car start up noises]*
1:40
"She looks like a full grown person who should have been a vertically challenged human being."
There you go Damien.
“Let him be in a coma, he’s hilarious!”
Damien Lee 2020
who is the comedian again?
MTJ Studios idk, I think Damien either said HET thing or AGT thing, so maybe search those and hope for the best
The 711Devin Thanks
The 711Devin he said agt like America’s got talent
MTJ Studios ua-cam.com/video/mVCC0MBT6bE/v-deo.html
Damien sounds like the type of guy to wash his hands before and after going to the bathroom.
I do this, fight me.
Nah, he washes his hands while peeing in the sink
Btw, dwarf is the right one
“Little person” is condescending
And midget is just... widely hated
At least that’s what I’ve heard from dwarves?
Dwarf= legendary creature of european culture
Little person = mean
Midget = the upper one but said with a specific word
Hobbit: only accepted from TLoTR fans
Vertically disabled: you are pursued by the fuck*ng interpol for hate crimes
Idk what to call them bc literally every term you can use could be considered rude
"My namien is Damien, the intergalactic wheezing alien."
This. Must. Happen.
YES
It did i think?
@@ironlion2476 - no, he only said "my namien is Damien."
YES
His laugh sounds like berry bee benson saying “ya like jazz?”
Woffle someone did an edit of that ua-cam.com/video/O7OSV8iP8bs/v-deo.html
@@sarge3276 Dangit u made me fall for it.
F for you fallen soldiers
my brain is so big, i decided to just search the link in the search bar
Woffle I see you have seen the post that asked us to roast Damien.
No one:
Damien: D W A R F
Kid: “Mum can we have keemstar for dinner?”
Mum: “We have keemstar at home.”
Keemstar at home: 0:00
Nice brother. Very nice
keemstar for dinner
@@philautiagd what do you eat for dinner if not keemstar??
i eat shoes
I am a “little person” myself and I give you an m-word pass.
lol you muppet
Midget?
If the word is midget then i’m extremely confused on how that’s insulting-
-skyscraper-
Thx midget
Honestly I don’t get how other people are insulted by the word midget
1:42 I thought the censored word was “maggot” for a second there smh
What is it then.
@@blackandwhitecats4243 midget
@@SomeFabio But how is that bad tho?
@@blackandwhitecats4243 my guess is because it can be an offensive term for short people
@@SomeFabio Fair point then.
7:23
Dude looking like Adam Sandlers if he is working as a pizza delivery man and does coke at 3:27 A.M.
7:53 Dude looks like he has the good half emo half filter on when he was cosplaying joker
Jeffree Star looks like a rock star lesbian that got addicted to heroin.
Im honestly dying its so true
Miley Cyrus
@@cow3480 You telling me she isn't?
😂😂😂
Yea and he’ll eat your soul if he finds this comment lol
Damien: * laughs *
Everyone: * happiness noises *
Emkay: I just banged my desk
Me: thinking fearfully of hand-table hybrid babies.
1:56 - I had a good friend for a long time that was a dwarf. He would always ask everybody to say dwarf. He thought midget was mean, and didn't necessarily care about "little person", but midget was a 100% NO. So dwarf is the best answer out of the 3, because it isn't seen as derogatory.
The actual condition is called dwarfism, so dwarf is technically a proper term.
Damien : reviewing r/rareinsults
Also Damien : LEAVE HIM ALONE
It's one am, my birthday, and I have the VERY sudden urge to draw a hand-headed anime girl in a school uniform as EmKay fanart
"they started making the barcode on her head and never finished."
>Pubic hair ad
what
I feel like I’m still in my development stages
It's called puberty
EmKay Lmao 😂
@@EmKay rip
There’s a difference between a midget and a dwarf. Dwarf isn’t an offensive term though.
There are only 7 dwarves and there are midgets all around. There.
Smurf is the badass term for small people
Source: I'm always the small dude in my friend groups
Dwarf is a badass warrior. Midget is a fecking midget
You dwarf
Uncle Creepy GIMLI
The rarest insult I've ever seen is someone calling those girls that say "I'm not like other girls" fully brown bananas
I like how Damien knows all the UA-camrs I know and actually appreciates them. That is a man of *style.*
“This thumbnail is a lie”
So that’s not a girl
No it's not
Yeah its a dude
@@Dragonheir___ ?
It's jeffree star
Vader is way better looking than star, you serious?
7:58 That guy looks like if Melanie Martinez had a child with some rapper who never got out of his emo thase
Yes
Bro brooo that’s one of best things I’d heard today
Aw Damien’s reaction to that fan art is so wholesome. What a good guy.
6:10 That girl looks like the little sister when mom see’s her eating candy without permission
The correct term is "vertically challenged"
Underrated
No, its "fun sized"
why can’t you say midget
Emu TV because people would get offended
No the correct terms is short as fuck
"i just banged my desk" TMI DAMIEN TMI
Honestly all Damien need to do to make someone laugh
1: exist
2: look at a picture of cute animals
3: Exist!
4: make himself laugh
5: E X I S T!!!
a friend of mine at school said to another person, “welcome to mcdonald’s, would you like a Kyle? be careful he’s pretty salty.”
Weak
how dare you lie to us like this damien
Yeah how DARE HE
We must sacrifice him for lying.
how DARE HE
@@THEAZRANLEGACY yes sacrifice him
Damien sounds like the tf2 scout if he had aged about 32 years
As someone heavily involved in the pettube community, I’m happy to see emzotic recognized!
"I hope you find nothing but success. I just banged my desk.' -emkay 2020
Honestly Damien, rare insults are just a random stack pile of random words.
Joke : *Funny*
Damien : *me when I finally get in the comfy position, but become thirsty*
Damien: zoo wee momma
THAT guy: *Sweet home alabama!!*
yo after the whole Slazo thing happened it makes me smile when he comes up in these videos and Damien sounds like happy like he's just talking to an old pal. i'm glad the truth came to light, can't wait for Big Slaz's 2020 content
Oml the Girl Defined joke was everything. Hello Bethany’s replacement. I vote on calling her Jezibelle.
When you are early but don't have a joke
*I've won...but at what cost?*
Lol
@Pranay Talati why
Also u sound a bit like kacchan
@Pranay Talati WHAT DID I DO WRONG
@Pranay Talati WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME YOUR NOT KACCHAN YOU KNOW
Danny’s exploding right now! I love it...
7:47 Don’t pick in Bryson. Pick on Brody for believing he can beat Bryson in Mario Kart.
Damien: *calls Chiller a "God-awful font"
Me: *screeeeeeeeeee*
Oh look at the little people.... Yes that sounds weird
Something Godzilla would say if he could.
My sister is a dwarf and she’s okay with the word dwarf and “little person”. My mother is a midget. A midget is shorter than usual but not a dwarf. A misconception about what both are but they are different and as long as you use them properly; most people will be okay with it.(sorry I forgot what heights a midget is but it is definitely not dwarf)
Thank you. I didn't even know there was a difference. It's also good to know how to be polite. Many people get called out for being too politically correct when all they (I!) want to do is be polite to everyone who deserves it. Fascists don't, so I'll happily insult them 😂 But the majority of humans deserve to be treated with respect. Hope you and your family are all well :)
@@y_fam_goeglyd thanks and actually since this comment I’ve had to cut them out of my life but me and my family I made are great
Dwarves may be short in stature, but they were so crafty that they built their homes in the very mountains they were digging for minerals in. I respect them for that.
I’m as useful as that one time Joseph used clacker volleys and hit his head
Is that a JoJo's reference?
2:03 of course it’s condescending, your looking down on them
as a person who draw-NO as a *human* I can agree, he really does look like concept art
11:40 This dude look like Sander Halvorson in the The Thing prequel
Backpack Kid looks like those pre-set faces from morrowind
Poor Haminations. He got roasted for being short
At least EmKay laughs about his own narration, noone else does.
The fan art you get is absolutely amazing
I call my dwarf friend “Big Guy”
Everybody: hhaha
Damien: HE HE HE HE HE HE *auto rifle shooting*
He looks like someone that would un ironically blast “I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH” while on a bus and tell people to shut up when they complained
1:19 my girl really out here looking like if Claudia from the dragon prince
0:18 This dude looks like what salt and vinegar chips taste like.
Hahahahahahahahahaa@aaa
"Little people" actually like people to use migit or sometimes dwarf. Just ask lol
Difficult...considering you cant even spell midget lol
Damien I just wanna say I luv ur vids, keep up the good work!
oh god the super accurate bob goin "tiiiinaaaaa" broke me
69 sold his mates so even though he's free, there will always be someone coming for his neck.
Did slazo actually shave half his mustache
I rhough it was a boomerang above his lip
Damien is too nice for this subreddit
9:35 dude looks like his head stopped loading at 95%
I mean, the medical term is dwarfism, so dwarf makes sense.
4:15 I believe this was a reply to one of onosions tweets
I literally followed because of this guys laugh.....so infectious
Emkay sounds like the dude that would ask everybody individually if he could lick their fingers if they just ate Doritos
Emkay: Changes thumbnail
Me: ...
Emkay: ...
Everyone else: ...
Popeyes chicken sandwich: Its good!
I'm starting a petition to make Damien president, who wit me?!
I’m in
The opener already got me 🤣
EmKay throwin out vibechecks like he’s a frickin AK47
72 hours later: “rapper 6ix9ine reported murdered by the entire blood’s gang”
Damien sounds like the guy to flirt with a girl in a Peter voice
Damien loves the art so much he bangs his desk
7:15 well ain't that gonna be a long shot.
I regret nothing.
I love r/kamakaziedbywords, r/murderedbywords, r/bossfight, r/rareinsults, r/technicallythetruth (the best kind) and some others
@EmKay The politically correct term for "little person" is "Vertically Challenged "
is that a reference to mortally challenged
According to the dwarfs and relatives of dwarfs on this board, dwarf is their preferred term. Anything "challenged" is frankly usually highly insulting. I'm disabled, if you were to call me "physically challenged" or anything like that, I'd probably whack you with one of my crutches. I'd probably fall over at that point, but like I don't do that anyway 🤷🏻♀️
4:22 that is hands down the best threat/insult I've ever heard 😂
*Damien's laugh scares my depression away*