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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @fishtripper
    @fishtripper 3 роки тому +917

    The turtle hydrating pack is a test, if don't select it they don't send you a turtle, if you select the hydration pack you are not charged for the pack and they send you the turtle. Its a test to see if you are responsible enough to take care of a turtle.

    • @sarthakk_kk
      @sarthakk_kk 3 роки тому +78

      damn big brain use

    • @spamtongspamton9900
      @spamtongspamton9900 3 роки тому +149

      they send you a big ol box with a note saying “good job, you’re a horrible person!” in it

    • @RocEZ8
      @RocEZ8 3 роки тому +72

      @@spamtongspamton9900 “We weren’t even testing for that”

    • @greatblueh3ron
      @greatblueh3ron 3 роки тому +18

      thats pretty smart

    • @buntafujiwara3289
      @buntafujiwara3289 3 роки тому +8

      nice

  • @ungogdansk
    @ungogdansk 4 роки тому +2408

    UA-cam: this content is advertiser unfriendly.
    Ads on UA-cam: hentai clickbait, fake advertisement and get rich quick schemes.

    • @madzol2546
      @madzol2546 4 роки тому +81

      I once got an ad basically dissing on youtube Google and Facebook for stalking on a youtube video

    • @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
      @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 4 роки тому +69

      @@madzol2546 hi we are duck duck go and we will tell you that Google is just a bunch on dirty f*cks but try us instead because we are better and stuff

    • @madzol2546
      @madzol2546 4 роки тому +17

      @@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan YES.

    • @Phoenix_IsRising
      @Phoenix_IsRising 4 роки тому +19

      @@madzol2546 I did too! It was all like, "they're taking ur info!"
      They do that so they know what to suggest to you.

    • @edward9487
      @edward9487 4 роки тому +3

      by the way.. Ever heard of *MLMS HON*

  • @TKDPandafist
    @TKDPandafist 3 роки тому +162

    “People over 80 eat free if accompanied by both parents”
    Aight, time to get the shovel

  • @AngelicRamen
    @AngelicRamen 3 роки тому +343

    For the turtle hydration pack: It's actually a test! The pack is free, (so is the heating pack), but they list them as having a small fee to weed out people who wouldn't be willing to spend an extra couple dollars for their turtle to have a safe trip. If you select not to have one with your turtle, they will not sell you one, and if you select to have them, they don't charge for them.

    • @eternalphoenix2.038
      @eternalphoenix2.038 3 роки тому +11

      Thanks for sharing this
      I find it really interesting

    • @z3k673
      @z3k673 3 роки тому +21

      Thats actually really clever

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 2 роки тому +3

      Oh that's a huge relief, and actually really smart! Good on them!

    • @snowleopardseal
      @snowleopardseal 2 роки тому +2

      Oh thank god

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel Рік тому +4

      How do we know? What kind of website sells turtles anyway? I thought it was illegal. I would probably do it since it’s so cheap but I would be thinking wow this is a massive dick move making me pay for it, what kind of person sells a turtle without any hydration or heating!?

  • @MysteryBlokHed
    @MysteryBlokHed 5 років тому +1160

    4:44 That’s actually a test on the site. If you choose not to hydrate them, they won’t let you complete your order. If you do, it will be added at no extra cost.

    • @katie8732
      @katie8732 5 років тому +167

      That's actually kinda smart

    • @mimisaur5000
      @mimisaur5000 5 років тому +31

      oh!

    • @seafoam8845
      @seafoam8845 5 років тому +130

      Oh! So thats how they make sure that these turtles won’r be abused..

    • @yourwaifuisbad9217
      @yourwaifuisbad9217 5 років тому +29

      Danny Arnold definitely angry that someone had a inspired comment

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 5 років тому +3

      Adam Thompson-Sharpe hm... guerrilla tactics.

  • @ivybeam8877
    @ivybeam8877 5 років тому +2346

    "Is that why there's air in the pringles bags?" Damien, i don't think pringles come in bags

    • @justadog8011
      @justadog8011 5 років тому +49

      There's a type of Pringles that comes in a bag

    • @gracz516
      @gracz516 5 років тому +113

      @@justadog8011 impossible

    • @calcha1274
      @calcha1274 5 років тому +10

      If you look it up, there actually is

    • @ivybeam8877
      @ivybeam8877 5 років тому +23

      @@calcha1274 Well, I'm from the US so they don't come in bags here...

    • @Senrabekim
      @Senrabekim 5 років тому +15

      @@justadog8011 Pringles minis are an unholy blight upon the sacred name of pringles.

  • @randomisonline
    @randomisonline 3 роки тому +176

    Restaurant: "Our servers survive on your generous tips!"
    Customer: "If they survive on tips, doesn't that mean you aren't paying them enough?"
    Restaurant: "Pssh, that's not our problem!"

  • @PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial
    @PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial 4 роки тому +333

    When you said "I see you, Google" Google assistant opened. It usually doesn't do that mid video.

  • @WC3fanatic997
    @WC3fanatic997 4 роки тому +1487

    "By breaking this seal, you are-"
    *Cuts around seal*
    "WAIT THATS ILLEGAL"

    • @theironsword1954
      @theironsword1954 4 роки тому +7

      I'm pretty sure it says also to open the bag in general so.... Yeah.

    • @WC3fanatic997
      @WC3fanatic997 4 роки тому +60

      ​@@theironsword1954 "By Breaking this seal, you are agreeing to the terms of the End User License agreement that is located inside the literature pack. If you do not agree to the terms of the end user liscence agreement, do not break the seal and open this bag."
      Technically, it only lists breaking the "seal" AND opening the bag, in one singular line, which to me is worded like it's a mutually inclusive action required to break the agreement. Besides that, the seal, which while it can be taken to indicate the entire bag itself as a sealed environment, can also be considered a separate actual part of the bag itself, a seam labelled as a "Closure that must be broken to be opened", the intended area for the bag to be opened and likely the one the sticker was placed on and referring to, and considering the fact that "seal" has many things it could indicate, and the clause did not specify either individually or as a collective plural which one it is ACTUALLY referring to, the argument could be made that opening the bag through another means than the intended main seal isn't actually breaking any agreements.
      Though without looking at the actual contract in full I suppose it would be hard to discover whether any of this is covered or not.

    • @theironsword1954
      @theironsword1954 4 роки тому +22

      @@WC3fanatic997 I don't find fault with your logic, certainly a bit more thought out than what I would've given for an image on the internet.

    • @KevinBelmontLuna
      @KevinBelmontLuna 4 роки тому +4

      **Lup hol**

    • @the_mad_ratter
      @the_mad_ratter 4 роки тому +13

      We used to slice open the envelope flap. No breach to the seal, no acceptance of T's & C's, then it started being "by using this product, you agree to the terms and conditions".
      And WC3fanatic997, you're right. Because the stipulation is "xxxx AND xxxx", then both must be done to show agreement with the terms and conditions in the ELA. If you cut the seal, but don't open the bag, you aren't bound by the terms, if you open the bag, but don't cut the seal, you aren't bound by the terms.
      Legally speaking, "and" means "in addition to", so both actions must be completed to show understanding and acceptance of the Ts & Cs

  • @orangezerofive5085
    @orangezerofive5085 5 років тому +535

    Free Water: costs one and a half dollars
    Nestle: I approve of this

  • @castielsmain1611
    @castielsmain1611 3 роки тому +292

    I have a virus detecting software that tells me something's wrong, even when it isn't.
    It then says what's wrong is that I don't have their other products installed (which aren't required to run the software).

    • @grimmoflunalis1440
      @grimmoflunalis1440 3 роки тому +28

      I had one that would force my games to crash just to tell me that it detected it crashing and tell me I should pay for premium so it'll "fix the problem"

    • @drakerose3789
      @drakerose3789 3 роки тому +15

      Both, both are terrible.

    • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
      @RobocopStealerOfFridges 3 роки тому +5

      @@grimmoflunalis1440 did it do the same if you tried to delete it?

    • @grimmoflunalis1440
      @grimmoflunalis1440 3 роки тому +12

      @@RobocopStealerOfFridges yes, I had to factory reset just to get it to stop

    • @circleubuntu
      @circleubuntu 3 роки тому +6

      Upload that to r/assholedesignn

  • @RobbyLender
    @RobbyLender 3 роки тому +63

    *just* as I was watching this, 2 unskippable ads came on and one was by cascade telling me that I can save water by running my dishwasher *every* night with their stuff.

  • @donkeedle1127
    @donkeedle1127 4 роки тому +743

    The worst r/a*sholedesign kinda game there is: "save the girl". There's an ad every single time you lose or win. The levels are literally 3 taps long..

    • @emmaemma8171
      @emmaemma8171 4 роки тому +9

      I have that game...

    • @donkeedle1127
      @donkeedle1127 4 роки тому +6

      Emma Emma it’s addicting

    • @donkeedle1127
      @donkeedle1127 4 роки тому +4

      Kayden Daspit that works? I’ve never thought of that..

    • @awesomeii8346
      @awesomeii8346 4 роки тому +8

      @@donkeedle1127 turn off wifi

    • @wooloo4194
      @wooloo4194 4 роки тому +24

      and the answers to making the girl survive are stupid decisions that can actually kill you in reality

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +276

    (4:50) The store doesn't actually charge for those, and will only ship when you choose those options. This is so they only send animals to the people who are actually willing to take care of their animal. - It's easy to just look and draw a conclusion, without actually knowing the details.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko Рік тому +15

    “People over 80 eat free if accompanied by both parents.”
    *_strides in with the appropriate funeral urns in hand_*
    Got 'em right here, y'all.

  • @endgamerplays
    @endgamerplays 3 роки тому +58

    If anyone was wondering what that "rotate the ball until it is the correct way up" captcha at 6:22, it's on the Roblox sign up page. It never bothers me, but for some reason, everyone overreacts. Luckily, they eventually removed it.

    • @susiaru9966
      @susiaru9966 3 роки тому

      Seed

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 3 роки тому +2

      @cheems_the_pupper no it’s the rotate thingy

    • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
      @RobocopStealerOfFridges 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah. The problem with that is that they want to do each in 1 second though. But now it's adding dice numbers. They have been paied by schools I think.

    • @80rinchan
      @80rinchan 3 роки тому

      Then it was replaced by the dice one...

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 3 роки тому

      Ohoho think again BUCKO

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 5 років тому +1749

    Sees thumbnail :
    *_My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined_*

    • @zachfriedman4263
      @zachfriedman4263 5 років тому +4

      Do r/gamephysics plz

    • @martinbefartin
      @martinbefartin 5 років тому

      Rip

    • @eggofwah4852
      @eggofwah4852 5 років тому +17

      Sees your username:
      "Sub or gtfo"
      *my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

    • @moelester1997
      @moelester1997 5 років тому +1

      That's at 4:26

    • @daisyd4146
      @daisyd4146 5 років тому +6

      The thumbnail happend to me I just got out of a movie theater and I screamed cause I saw an "100 dollar bill" on the floor next to our car but I then turned it around and it said wanna make money and I got really upset my day was ruined lmao

  • @CyanSoCalico
    @CyanSoCalico 5 років тому +625

    5:53 That "Anti-A**hole" design is actually brilliant. I want to see more games do that.

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 5 років тому +22

      Could we have it for real life? Just do a thing for an amount of time and then you don't see advertisements?

    • @Silentizzy1
      @Silentizzy1 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @stormwater98
      @stormwater98 5 років тому +11

      in older versions of knights of pen and paper 2 you were able to purchase the dlcs with ingame currency. Now you don't get the option anymore. And I can't restore purchases because it wasn't a money transaction.

    • @dominikhermann6323
      @dominikhermann6323 5 років тому +6

      I used to play that game so much

    • @justanscv
      @justanscv 5 років тому +3

      Domatroll I still play, it’s really fun for a free mobile game, and everything can be bought with late game currency.

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 3 роки тому +26

    4:08
    Pretty sure not, i think it's just that chips are so terribly inefficient at filling air that you literally can't get the air out without making the chips dust

  • @sournote8610
    @sournote8610 3 роки тому +40

    Yeah, my school had "cheese sandwiches" too. It was the most depressing thing I'd ever seen.

    • @shrimpchild
      @shrimpchild 3 роки тому +7

      *My school has "ham sandwiches" which are actually turkey. And a kid who relies on school lunches in my class, is allergic to turkey. We found that out the very first day of my current year / grade.*

    • @sournote8610
      @sournote8610 3 роки тому +6

      @@shrimpchild That's super lame of your school to do that. I feel bad for that kid in your class, I hope they found something else to eat after that. It honestly sucks having to sit through school on an empty stomach.

    • @shrimpchild
      @shrimpchild 3 роки тому +5

      @@sournote8610 *And please note the fact this takes place in the UK, where schools are normally accommodating. People who pull crap like this, especially with small amounts of nutrients on carbohydrates, can rot in H. E. Double hockey stick.*

    • @sournote8610
      @sournote8610 3 роки тому +5

      @@shrimpchild Agreed.

    • @Elfilinfan
      @Elfilinfan 3 роки тому

      @@sournote8610 how'd you survive?

  • @unplugged_spirit
    @unplugged_spirit 5 років тому +192

    4:50 they actually refuse the sale if you don't pick the hydration pack (they don't charge you for it)

    • @saipai8114
      @saipai8114 5 років тому

      Bruh

    • @saipai8114
      @saipai8114 5 років тому

      Bruuuuh

    • @jackburton8947
      @jackburton8947 5 років тому

      AmazingEllen and you know this how? ;D

    • @Ben-lc1nc
      @Ben-lc1nc 5 років тому

      No they don’t?

    • @Zyvo2
      @Zyvo2 5 років тому +1

      That sounds like they want to make sure your ordering to care, not to eat.

  • @AIDAN-bm6pk
    @AIDAN-bm6pk 4 роки тому +440

    The one about the turtle hydration was this thing a site did, if someone selected not to hydrate the turtle they wouldn’t ship the turtle. If someone selected to hydrate the turtle they wouldn’t be charged the extra fee

    • @autumngraceguitar6604
      @autumngraceguitar6604 4 роки тому +18

      Actually, no. I went to the website just to check and you can ship the baby turtles without water. It wouldnt hurt the turtle since the babies have a very fast metabolism anyways.

    • @AIDAN-bm6pk
      @AIDAN-bm6pk 4 роки тому +21

      Nancy Milam Did you actually go through the process of buying a turtle and shipping it? Because the option to ship it without water is there for the reasons I already explained

    • @autumngraceguitar6604
      @autumngraceguitar6604 4 роки тому +6

      @@AIDAN-bm6pk yes i did, but i cancelled the order after it worked right away

    • @AIDAN-bm6pk
      @AIDAN-bm6pk 4 роки тому +10

      Nancy Milam Ah, but Nancy, you see if you actually went through with the whole process it wouldn’t have worked

    • @autumngraceguitar6604
      @autumngraceguitar6604 4 роки тому +1

      @@AIDAN-bm6pk but i literally did lol. I put all my correct info in too. It might be the country im in but i don't want to argue

  • @ajuntapall8860
    @ajuntapall8860 4 роки тому +105

    4:00 One of these days, someone is actually going to bring in their centenarian parents and claim their free meal.

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 3 роки тому +12

    I always thought it would be f****** hilarious for lays to to do for just like one day to vacuum pack all of their chip bags so that people get a bajillion tiny chip crumbs and realize how stupid it is for them to complain about the air .

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel Рік тому +4

      They definitely need some air but they do put twice as much as they need or more, it’s 100% a scam.

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 4 роки тому +728

    "is that why there's air in the Pringle bags?"
    *you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus*

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 4 роки тому +31

      It physically hurt me when he said that

    • @Xobani.
      @Xobani. 4 роки тому +28

      You aren't the circus, you're the entire region of entertainment.

    • @Xobani.
      @Xobani. 4 роки тому +8

      @The Official Klo UA-cam Channel You aren't netflix, you are xilften

    • @gv245vgcp2
      @gv245vgcp2 4 роки тому +7

      You're not the flat earth community, you're all dunces, lol.
      There are real pringles bags available in other countries

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 4 роки тому +5

      cyanity101 that took me a minute to figure out the peice you had an issue with, I see it now... it’s no bag.

  • @Duexroted
    @Duexroted 4 роки тому +311

    4:52 They dont actually charge you. That is a text to make sure you are capable of taking care of a turtle. They refuse to sell it to you if you say no.
    edit: I've never had more than like 2 likes, thanks guys

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 4 роки тому +30

      Oh that's wholesome

    • @TheSirduckington
      @TheSirduckington 4 роки тому +7

      Thank god

    • @bandibandibandibandi
      @bandibandibandibandi 4 роки тому +14

      I mean that's a good thing, but that's kind of weird to say they'd charge you even if they don't

    • @motiveofenio818
      @motiveofenio818 4 роки тому +4

      And the person who posted that said no.

    • @Kitsunegami
      @Kitsunegami 4 роки тому +2

      Gaming Bandicoot they dont charge it

  • @sylvarwulf3946
    @sylvarwulf3946 3 роки тому +37

    To be fair, the MVP++ package on Hypixel is meant more for youtubers who need the perks but don't have enough subs for YT rank
    But I get your point considering like 90% of the mvp++ kids are just kids who grabbed their moms credit card

    • @silverfishofdoom1312
      @silverfishofdoom1312 3 роки тому +2

      It’s also to pay the 350k/month bill to run the server

    • @sylvarwulf3946
      @sylvarwulf3946 3 роки тому

      @@silverfishofdoom1312 1. where did you see that it was 350k/month. 2. lets do some math. they do a fire sale on skyblock ~every week. in these fire sales, they sell anywhere from 500 to 5000 items. each of these items sells for 5 USD. I don't think an extra 14k/month from mvp++ is going to hold up that not very believable 350k a MONTH.

    • @silverfishofdoom1312
      @silverfishofdoom1312 3 роки тому +1

      Hypixel said in a message in 2016 when their max player count was 40k that they spent 250k a month on the server network

    • @sylvarwulf3946
      @sylvarwulf3946 3 роки тому

      @@silverfishofdoom1312 Link

    • @sylvarwulf3946
      @sylvarwulf3946 3 роки тому

      @@silverfishofdoom1312 plus. lets be generous and assume that 20,000 have MVP++. that's 160k/month. i dont think that over 40,000 people bought vip every month to be able to get over 350k/month prices

  • @andreeacat7071
    @andreeacat7071 4 роки тому +40

    “This is some business mumbo jumbo here”
    Mumbo: *is chuffed to bits

    • @echothefreak9396
      @echothefreak9396 3 роки тому +2

      @Smit Shilpatul Please don’t tell me that’s an actual subreddit

    • @dzidkapl
      @dzidkapl 3 роки тому +2

      @@echothefreak9396 "But it is!"
      IT FUCKING IS.

  • @Sputnick15
    @Sputnick15 5 років тому +155

    5:34 the pump was forced to pump gas slowly it usually takes 3 min for a tank but 10 min for 14 gallons jeez.

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 років тому +2

      there should be a lawsuit aginst them

  • @MaybeNotARobot
    @MaybeNotARobot 5 років тому +25

    4:48 there’s a story behind this one: if you say no, they don’t let you buy the turtle, because it shows that you don’t know how to care for it. They don’t actually charge you for the hydration pack.

    • @dori5825
      @dori5825 5 років тому

      Taht is so cool 😀

  • @AlicesOdyssey
    @AlicesOdyssey 3 роки тому +25

    The baby turtle one might just be a test. I heard of someone who sells I think some little aquatic pet and they add a fake hydration or something option to make sure the buyer will actually take care of the animal. If the buyer doesn’t select the option they can’t buy it

  • @ViceMightBeTaken
    @ViceMightBeTaken 3 роки тому +31

    6:26
    It's definitely roblox. With their 4 billion captchas that are impossible
    then with the ''Oopsie! you got one or more wrong, try again!''
    i just want to delete my pc from my pc

    • @angrycaprisun
      @angrycaprisun 3 роки тому +5

      my younger brother needed help getting past the captcha

    • @the.192
      @the.192 3 роки тому

      I got the captcha for roblox
      It took a whole month

    • @computr166
      @computr166 3 роки тому

      arkose labs are the fucking idiots behind these dog shit captchas
      not roblox but roblox is still an idiot for wasting their money on idiots

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 5 років тому +294

    The baby turtle hydration one was a trick by the owner to make sure they were selling to good owners. If they selected No, he would not send the turtles. If they selected Yes, he would send the turtles.

    • @Cessated
      @Cessated 4 роки тому +4

      Oh. Now I know. But if they say no, they will lose money. That's the asshole design in it.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +39

      @@Cessated They put the turtles over making a sale.
      Shouldn't you be glad to see a company that actually cares about anything else than just profit?

    • @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327
      @lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 4 роки тому +10

      @@Liggliluff You could do it in a different way. Like during the order process, mention a hydration pack is recommended. Since it's so cheap, most people would just get it. This serves the same purpose and doesn't look scummy at first glance.

    • @itsyehippohd8312
      @itsyehippohd8312 4 роки тому +10

      Lucas Miller, The Lewder of Lolis actually there is no extra cost for the pack it’s just to make them think twice about choosing yes
      But even after seeing the fee, good owners will still choose yes because they care about the turtles

    • @ImTyMac
      @ImTyMac 4 роки тому

      Itsyehippo HD they’re still stealing they money though

  • @bigshow3038
    @bigshow3038 4 роки тому +227

    I downloaded a game called "Board Kings" for my daughter. She would play this game any time she had a chance to swipe my phone. About a month later I was looking through my photo gallery and noticed that there was easily over 1000 faces that I didn't know. I deleted all the photos. The next day I noticed a couple hundred new photos in my photo gallery again. Some of them were ones I already deleted. I immediately noticed one woman's face (super cute) and realized that it was one of the players from "Board Kings". I deleted the photos and then logged onto the game.. I found out that the game would upload every player profile Pic that you battled, the top 100 players pics for your area, the global top 100 player pics, every player Pic when you visit them and if the play had their Facebook, Apple account, Google account (etc) Linked to the game to save progress.. I would get that profile Pic too.

    • @bigshow3038
      @bigshow3038 4 роки тому +1

      @@cooliopoolio. LOL!!

    • @gilkot4633
      @gilkot4633 4 роки тому +15

      I had the same game on my phone, and it never happened to me so idk maybe it's a country thing

    • @bigshow3038
      @bigshow3038 4 роки тому +9

      @@gilkot4633 Country, service provider, Android or Harmony os or ios product... It's crazy how it's supposed to be the same game but each one of these factors tweaks the game in its own way.

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 4 роки тому +9

      That's just creepy af

    • @godspeedgamer4399
      @godspeedgamer4399 4 роки тому +7

      This happened when i downloaded Headball 2. Its a nice game but it saves every cutscene pics and i had to delete exactle 2980 useless pics

  • @UltimateAzumanger
    @UltimateAzumanger 3 роки тому +7

    0:37 This is an example of a serious problem in many countries, known as the lack of freedom of the press.

  • @breadfan_85
    @breadfan_85 2 роки тому +6

    When I was in school, the free/reduced cost meals were the same as what everyone else got. One school I went to even had items from fast food restaurants on the menu, slushes, chocolate milk.. a lot of really good stuff. I got it all free because poor.

  • @inc0gnit09
    @inc0gnit09 5 років тому +247

    yea sex is cool but have you ever seen Damien laugh in public?

    • @sway9725
      @sway9725 5 років тому +2

      I heared him

    • @inc0gnit09
      @inc0gnit09 5 років тому +1

      SwaY no seen... like seen damien, no... exactly..... go back to jesus

    • @trainsocks6624
      @trainsocks6624 5 років тому +1

      @@inc0gnit09 lucky ;-;

  • @lgrozdanovic769
    @lgrozdanovic769 4 роки тому +431

    "Stop pretending you're poor."
    May I introduce you to my unpaid bills?

    • @undistinguishedlyricist3324
      @undistinguishedlyricist3324 4 роки тому +3

      TheDragonFanatic real talk.
      Half that ish gets written off anyways at the end of the year, so keep on pushin yo!
      I’m right there with ya!

    • @aidankast383
      @aidankast383 4 роки тому +4

      The game is called billionaire. Pretty trash

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 3 роки тому +42

    that gas pump is playing So Yummy, a content farm that steals from other creators, abuses their workers, and gives children "food hacks" that are legitimately dangerous

    • @wizsamspider3688
      @wizsamspider3688 3 роки тому +5

      Pretty sure they were the ones to tell people to put bleach on strawberries to make them last longer.

    • @ionutcosmin4139
      @ionutcosmin4139 3 роки тому +1

      dear god

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 3 роки тому +7

      @@wizsamspider3688 the bleached strawberries was actually aimed at kids so they could get 'white strawberries'
      Also I know for a fact that they once advertised Skittles flavored vodka to children on their kids channel.

    • @wizsamspider3688
      @wizsamspider3688 3 роки тому +2

      @@bonnietelocole6777 that was it, thank you!

  • @Luigi2262_
    @Luigi2262_ 3 роки тому +8

    6:10 Damien missed the point for those watching. The point was that the receive emails box got auto-checked off when clicking next. I’m guessing it was the user who noticed and was going back

  • @MrPandarilla
    @MrPandarilla 4 роки тому +146

    4:17 because you asked:
    The air in the chip bag is not "air" its actually an inert nitrogen atmosphere designed to displace oxygen and prevent the chips from getting stale in the bag.

    • @ChrisSucks
      @ChrisSucks 4 роки тому +13

      i'd rather have a large amount chips that are kinda staleish than 2 crumbs and a whiff of flavour

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo 4 роки тому +5

      you can huff that 'air' too
      so i heard.

    • @MrPandarilla
      @MrPandarilla 4 роки тому +11

      @@ChrisSucks you mean you would rather have smaller packaging that tricks you into thinking you are getting more product.
      The net weight of the product wouldn't change, you would just have a smaller bag and the chips inside would be crushed.

    • @ChrisSucks
      @ChrisSucks 4 роки тому

      @@MrPandarilla if it gets more chips then sure

    • @MrPandarilla
      @MrPandarilla 4 роки тому +6

      @@ChrisSucks it wouldnt tho, it would just LOOK like more as the packaging shrunk.

  • @gradient816
    @gradient816 4 роки тому +205

    The turtle water one is actually to test is you’re fit for owning a turtle. If you say no, they won’t allow you to get the turtle.

    • @e4ehco21
      @e4ehco21 4 роки тому +6

      No actually they don't you can buy a turtle with no water myturtlestore.com/baby-red-ear-slider-turtles/

    • @weberman173
      @weberman173 4 роки тому +22

      @@e4ehco21 as far as i undertand this hole situation, they allow you to go trough the process of ORDERING BUT they never charge you(or refund), nor do they send you the turtle, instead canceling your order(probably after 1-2 dasy for processing)if you do not picked to include water.
      being able to ORDER and the ORDER going trough and being shiped are two different things

    • @cocopuffle1868
      @cocopuffle1868 4 роки тому +8

      @@weberman173 Your sentence started out normal then turned into a stroke. Are you okay?

    • @t-pain1211
      @t-pain1211 4 роки тому +3

      @@weberman173 no it sends the turtle either way

    • @kevinwang8389
      @kevinwang8389 4 роки тому +3

      or will the turtle not allow you to get itself?

  • @MB32904
    @MB32904 3 роки тому +250

    company: LET'S PUT ADS EVERYWHERE SO THAT MORE PEOPLE BUY MORE PRODUCTS!!! GENIUS!!!!!!
    *gets less money*
    company: *surprised pikachu face*
    EDIT: what the fuck are the replies?! like seriously, whatever drugs you guys are on, stop it, report them to the police station & confess. because y’all are smokin some DANGEROUS shit

    • @soupmuncher.
      @soupmuncher. 3 роки тому +1

      Dyxj vurxg xybr owbua

    • @soupmuncher.
      @soupmuncher. 3 роки тому +2

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    • @robloxlover4208
      @robloxlover4208 3 роки тому +5

      @@soupmuncher. Your so high man

    • @GranddukeofWales
      @GranddukeofWales 3 роки тому +2

      @@soupmuncher. what?

    • @2we1rd
      @2we1rd 3 роки тому +4

      @@soupmuncher. sir have you got poisoned by cola?

  • @krisd2518
    @krisd2518 4 роки тому +3

    4:57 I've actually seen this one before! They won't actually dehydrate the turtle or charge you for the hydration pack, it's how they make sure that the turtle is going to be well cared for once it gets to you. If you choose not to include the hydration pack, they won't sell you the turtle.

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 4 роки тому +149

    Ink cartridges have chips in them to tell the printer “when the cartridge is out of ink,” but it’s set up to say it’s out of ink at around 80%.

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 4 роки тому +26

      The nice thing is if you mess around with printers they void your warranty. Printing is a scam. Use a type writer.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 роки тому +14

      @@thebananarepublic7255/videos Pfft, typewriters are a scam. Use quill and ink.

    • @MenacingPerson
      @MenacingPerson 4 роки тому

      Oh like lays or Pringles? Which chip? Please know what you are talking about. I'm not saying your are wrong but please don't use the word chip

    • @brece5452
      @brece5452 4 роки тому +4

      Walls are a scam, just keep what ever information to yourself so humanity slowly becomes dump enough to not have these scummy people.

    • @GoroAkechi_Real
      @GoroAkechi_Real 4 роки тому

      Eric VandenAvond running water is a scam, just channel rain onto a flat surface.

  • @iplaygames4903
    @iplaygames4903 4 роки тому +197

    5:53 The game with the "pay in game currency to remove ads" is Soda Dungeon

    • @deltazero7262
      @deltazero7262 4 роки тому +13

      I was going to do that and I actually bought that with in game money I have no life and question existence

    • @junjun8855
      @junjun8855 4 роки тому +9

      Lucky patchers:bruh

    • @mohinkumarv.s2074
      @mohinkumarv.s2074 4 роки тому +2

      Thx

    • @Crabstar729
      @Crabstar729 4 роки тому +7

      I remember playing that game
      I recommend,it good

    • @minibluemammoth2467
      @minibluemammoth2467 4 роки тому +2

      Thankkkssss

  • @massivecowbreakout7555
    @massivecowbreakout7555 4 роки тому +31

    Hey guys, remember when UA-cam didn’t have double ads? Because it’s now rare to not see a double ad

    • @osteelgen8225
      @osteelgen8225 3 роки тому

      Hey, at least not triple ads like Chrunchyroll

    • @fitmotheyap
      @fitmotheyap 3 роки тому +1

      @@osteelgen8225 funimation with 20+ ads lol

    • @theminec
      @theminec 3 роки тому

      @@fitmotheyap then mobile games which are literally just ads and there is no game at all.

  • @pinkninjamusic9898
    @pinkninjamusic9898 3 роки тому +2

    6:56 OMG! I am a cashier at Pick n Save where I live and we have a coupon printing machine that prints coupons during purchases. It prints out "non-redeemable" coupons that look EXACTLY like the one in the video. That exact coupon is one I have seen before! I always throw those ones out because there is no purpose. It isn't redeemable.
    Also, love your work, EmKay!
    Stay safe, stay happy, stay healthy!
    -Pinkninja

  • @nusdrapoel897
    @nusdrapoel897 4 роки тому +454

    "Is that why there's air in the *Pringles* bags?"
    Mate, Pringles come in cans. Lays are the chips that come in air-filled bags

    • @sondreheh5116
      @sondreheh5116 4 роки тому +7

      Funfact in norway the chips bags have even more air in them, theres lays though which has very little air compared to our own brands. Lays is about 10% air while norwegian brands are 40% air

    • @CoolAsFreya
      @CoolAsFreya 4 роки тому +11

      Pringles probably have the least air and most product per the size of the packaging, however I still can't fit my FUCKING hand in the can xD

    • @TomasM30
      @TomasM30 4 роки тому +1

      Hey libtard, some lays come in cans, wake up from the government lie

    • @KhangNguyen-bl3xc
      @KhangNguyen-bl3xc 4 роки тому +2

      Vault Dweller Sam lays is not 10% air. More like god damn 70% on the party size bag, im not even exaggerating

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 роки тому +2

      @@CoolAsFreya/videos Pringles don't need air because they're in cans. Bags _need_ air because they're _not_ in cans.

  • @terryourada2875
    @terryourada2875 4 роки тому +408

    “Is that why there’s air in the Pringle’s bag” -Damien

  • @Nintadso
    @Nintadso 3 роки тому +6

    5:55 That's probably the first "soda dungeon" game.
    I downloaded the second one and it has the same feature, you can remove forced ads with ingame money, but you can still watch "bonus ads" that give you extra coins, items etc. And you can still play the game offline if you don't want ads, the only things that are unavailable when offline are the bonus ads. The game itself is already nice, but this is really a plus

    • @ThatDracovishDude
      @ThatDracovishDude 2 роки тому

      Finally an actual Chad who has the same interest as me before

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel Рік тому +2

    I think I would’ve been so pissed off after both that gas pump, water scam, and the lunch scam that I would’ve just left without paying. It’s especially easy in some restaurants where they give you the bill and you leave the cash in the tray.

  • @whw710
    @whw710 5 років тому +322

    I am from the country where the currency in the thumbnail is used (Pakistan), that really hit me in the heart

    • @Walou_
      @Walou_ 5 років тому +10

      (I also live in pakistan) Why would they do that? Like they're people here who would be overjoyed to find like 50 or 100 on the ground, and then they put a 5000 note there? And it probably has the Quaid's face on there, which is also extremely disrespectful to him and to all the hardships that he has gone through for us. Like, you're putting the face of the man that got you this country on the ground. Allah inhe hidayut de.

    • @miswanplayzz4404
      @miswanplayzz4404 5 років тому +4

      @@Walou_ exactly

    • @alfadasfire
      @alfadasfire 5 років тому +2

      @@Walou_ because companies are douchebags and don't give a flying fuck about anything... as long as it can make them money companies are gross

    • @synthvault451
      @synthvault451 5 років тому +2

      @@alfadasfire the large companies..Right?

  • @Mayface
    @Mayface 5 років тому +465

    The mobile game that you can disable ads with in game currency is called soda dungeon. It's really fun.

    • @TheCarpenterUnion
      @TheCarpenterUnion 5 років тому +13

      Thank you shill, very cool

    • @fezman7927
      @fezman7927 5 років тому +5

      finley mayhew oh I love that game

    • @Turnibean
      @Turnibean 5 років тому +23

      IN GAME CURRENCY TO DISABLE ADS?!

    • @tippdude2294
      @tippdude2294 5 років тому +15

      CarlsonGames 2007 yes, now be grateful.

    • @purpa.
      @purpa. 5 років тому +5

      Or as i call it soba bungeon

  • @rainbowcattail3367
    @rainbowcattail3367 3 роки тому +3

    11:06 my dad is bothered by spectrum too, so we made an inside joke, where every time he gets a letter from them, I ask "buy TV?" and it's a yes every single time.

  • @vaporwavevocap
    @vaporwavevocap 3 роки тому +4

    4:58, that part is actually a test! If you don't click the hydration option they won't sell you the pet because they know you're not responsible enough to care for it.

  • @phifred5216
    @phifred5216 5 років тому +222

    4:17 "Is that why there's air in the P r i n g l e s b a g s?"

    • @LVDHTLVDHTSCMNGFRYU
      @LVDHTLVDHTSCMNGFRYU 5 років тому +8

      Ah, yes. Enslaved potato slices.

    • @turbotegs2102
      @turbotegs2102 5 років тому

      They do exist you know

    • @cascozijn9421
      @cascozijn9421 5 років тому +2

      @@turbotegs2102 u know pringles is in a round can not a bag right ? Its doritos or lays thats in the bag

    • @turbotegs2102
      @turbotegs2102 5 років тому

      @@cascozijn9421 google it

    • @nightstar6179
      @nightstar6179 5 років тому +2

      What kind of simpleton eats pringles from a bag

  • @acarrot9868
    @acarrot9868 5 років тому +246

    The gas in chip bags is nitrogen, and it's there to prevent bacteria from surviving and also to prevent the chips from going stale

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 4 роки тому +12

      But why so much. That's why Pringles are better little air, all *C H I P*

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 роки тому +18

      @@thebananarepublic7255/videos Because they're in a (literally) paper-thing bag that would do little to protect them if not for the air. Pringles, on the other hand, have a solid can to protect them. It's one or the other, unless you like chip dust.

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo 4 роки тому +2

      @@PongoXBongo Either you've been lucky often with your chip bags or I've been extra unlucky, but that "cushion" never stopped the chips to be busted in a good percentage of the bags I buy, and yes, the bags are still sealed and "puffy" before opening them :/
      @A Carrot, I always heard that but I never took the time nor heard of anyone taking the time to check if it was indeed nitrogen that is pumped in there, but as The Banana Republic mentioned, the bags are still way too big for what they hold, but sadly that's something common with almost every products that is sealed in something non transparent -_- I mean, ever noticed that the transparent pretzel bags are almost 100% full ? It's the only time they can't bullshit us x_X

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mangaka-ml6xo/videos The air cushion prevents crush damage but does nothing to stop jostle damage (think rock tumbler). Doesn't really bother me as it makes them more bite-sized and easier to eat.

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 4 роки тому +2

      I rather have more chip and less cushion then the other way. And with Pringles *once you pop, You Can'T STOP*

  • @MCGrassblock210
    @MCGrassblock210 3 роки тому +2

    My Amazon Fire Tablet was supposed to come with ads, but it’s so easy to circumvent them even appearing that it hardly matters. I haven’t seen a single ad since I bought one.

  • @sadcrab9125
    @sadcrab9125 3 роки тому +3

    The only time I've ever gotten ads on my lock screen was after installing either mobile games or photo editors. Whenever it starts happening, I Uninstall the last thing I installed and it goes away

  • @user-zt1kk5cv7r
    @user-zt1kk5cv7r 5 років тому +2808

    Sorry, did you just say 'Pringles bags'? Please, never do that again.

    • @sosanmia3
      @sosanmia3 5 років тому +37

      Pringles can come in bags tho...

    • @user-zt1kk5cv7r
      @user-zt1kk5cv7r 5 років тому +177

      @@sosanmia3 I have never seen Pringles come in a bag. I would literally throw up if I did.

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 5 років тому +81

      @@sosanmia3 Pringles come in cans dunce

    • @RematodeRanger
      @RematodeRanger 5 років тому +115

      @@sosanmia3 this is cursed. Pringles are a food of the tube. Never speak those words again or i shall bring justice down upon your soul.

    • @StudlyFudd13
      @StudlyFudd13 5 років тому +46

      www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ahkwyw/pringles_but_in_a_bag/ Pringles in a bag. there ya go

  • @nathanaelmalm5641
    @nathanaelmalm5641 5 років тому +74

    4:17 that is true, it is needed. However, chips companys often use a more air than needed to earn more money from it. That is just them being greedy.

    • @mmilosz1111
      @mmilosz1111 5 років тому +10

      its only partially true, it's also needed to prevent them from going stale - its not air, its some other gas

    • @weiwu1442
      @weiwu1442 5 років тому +4

      dude the bags are sold by their mass not their volume shut up

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 5 років тому

      @@weiwu1442 more air = less chips = more purchases per person (on average) = more money

    • @weiwu1442
      @weiwu1442 5 років тому +1

      @@nathanaelmalm5641 the "air" is was already explained to be a cushion for the chips, and like I said, the chips are priced according to their mass, NOT their volume

    • @JeremiahLauzon
      @JeremiahLauzon 5 років тому

      @@weiwu1442 and it was already established that chip companies use more nitrogen than needed
      Edit: typo

  • @asaliaz8630
    @asaliaz8630 4 роки тому +2

    2:38
    Sugar free things usually mean “no sugar added” so they will still have sugar, its just not added in the process of making it.

    • @plant_12
      @plant_12 3 роки тому

      Don't they say it specifically?

  • @danielnoble2853
    @danielnoble2853 Рік тому +2

    Apparently it’s not normal air in the bags but a different mixture of gases which keeps them fresh, and the chips not breaking is an added bonus

  • @gloom5144
    @gloom5144 5 років тому +184

    4:02 you could bring their ash’s, I mean, they never said they had to be alive.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому +15

      *nasally voice* "Um, we have no evidence that this urn contains your parents. For all we know it could be your ash tray."

    • @ExtremusStupidus
      @ExtremusStupidus 5 років тому +11

      *ahem* "sir theres no proof you took these from a campfire.
      *82 year old guy starts to cry*

  • @ebi605
    @ebi605 5 років тому +33

    4:48 it’s a test, they dont charge for the hydration pack. if you choose not to hydrate they won’t sell u the turtle

    • @trevorthompson2018
      @trevorthompson2018 5 років тому +3

      Dark Chocolate that’s actually kinda smart

    • @bigshit
      @bigshit 5 років тому +2

      thats heccin smart

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 років тому

      Dark Chocolate lmao I was so mad until I read your comment

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos 5 років тому

      @@trevorthompson2018 Not really. I mean, if you're paying someone to transport an animal, don't you assume they will make sure it arrives alive? If anything, it looks like the company doesn't care for their cargo...

  • @springfallendeer7236
    @springfallendeer7236 3 роки тому +1

    I know that turtle one! Its a test by the seller to see if you could be a responsible owner. If you refuse to pay the "Extra charge" (less than a dollar) for an extra hydration pack, then its a red flag that you won't go above and beyond to care for the basic needs of your pet. So they just refuse to sell you the turtle.
    They also don't actually charge you for the extra pack.

  • @alexluo2291
    @alexluo2291 3 роки тому +1

    Whenever I watch these, I feel incredible anger, but I just can't stop watching

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 5 років тому +77

    I would like to see a 80 year old go into that shop with their parents.

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 років тому +18

      Sir please take those ashes out of...
      *GIVE ME THE DINNER*

    • @mko9005
      @mko9005 5 років тому

      China oil inde patay lahat parents

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 5 років тому +2

      *epically brings in two coffins like a boss*

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 4 роки тому

      As I recall, someone actually did it.

    • @realmsofreality7208
      @realmsofreality7208 4 роки тому

      It is possible for somebody to come in with both of their parents still alive but the parents had to have him/her while they are still very young, as teenagers or when they are in their 20's

  • @RyanMK666
    @RyanMK666 4 роки тому +142

    I got the storm alert warning in your area ad the other day
    Burst out laughing for a good half an hour, I’m British.
    I’m used to shitty weather no need to warn me.

    • @drakethedragon457
      @drakethedragon457 3 роки тому +2

      I get them also but my country doesn't get storms, sorta

    • @jenthelass
      @jenthelass 3 роки тому

      false, the british aren't real

    • @chillbatman3329
      @chillbatman3329 3 роки тому

      @@jenthelass I'm trying to get on a video so woosh me the british do exist

    • @avocadeous
      @avocadeous 3 роки тому

      @@jenthelass *casually disappears*

    • @supersillysammy272
      @supersillysammy272 3 роки тому

      I also got one when I was like 7 and I was nervous

  • @Tipage96
    @Tipage96 3 роки тому +2

    8:03 I think the mvp++ rank on hypixel is good, because it lets people without UA-cam rank nickname themselves if they’re a UA-camr but don’t have UA-cam rank yet. It also lets non UA-cam ranks make private games.

  • @DourDervish
    @DourDervish 2 роки тому +1

    2:35 fun fact tictacs get away with saying they are sugar free even though they're about 90% sugar because the serving size contains less than a gram

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 4 роки тому +51

    “Hey bud, want a screwdriver?”
    “ok?”
    “so gimme a screwdriver for it.”

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому

      Maria Ross - I figured out that the packaging around the screwdriver is just paper, so you can totally just cut it off.
      #LifeHacks
      ... still Asshole Design, though.

  • @mcbathroom3803
    @mcbathroom3803 5 років тому +92

    5:57 just Incase any one was wondering that game is called soda dungeon

  • @cheddar7777
    @cheddar7777 3 роки тому +1

    air in the lays bags also makes them last a bit longer by staying a bit more fresh

  • @strawburrymilk195
    @strawburrymilk195 4 роки тому

    Thank you for not putting ads on a vid about ads. Makes me happy

  • @gonefishinglol04
    @gonefishinglol04 5 років тому +154

    that *"cheese"* sandwich looks better than any other *"food"* in my school

    • @dressmeinapathy
      @dressmeinapathy 5 років тому +5

      @D Griffin I won't be surprised if it's literal cardboard.

    • @gonefishinglol04
      @gonefishinglol04 5 років тому +5

      Kylene
      *id still eat that.*

    • @dressmeinapathy
      @dressmeinapathy 5 років тому

      @@gonefishinglol04 It has wet paint on it

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 5 років тому +1

      I litteraly live in a 3rd world country and the food here looks better than that

    • @JoeJoeDruid12
      @JoeJoeDruid12 5 років тому

      The food at my school was amazing we had cookies chicken sandwich’s full coarse meals for Christmas

  • @quack51
    @quack51 4 роки тому +35

    4:17 "Is that why there is no air in the pringles bags?"
    _Pringles bags_

    • @Stal_Wolf
      @Stal_Wolf 4 роки тому

      Look up Pringles bags on Google, they exist in a lot of places

    • @quack51
      @quack51 4 роки тому

      @@peppyton7483 That is cursed

  • @dangarii9707
    @dangarii9707 4 роки тому +1

    7:28
    When that one gang of high school drug dealer kids tryna sell drugs to the quiet kid with an M16 in his backpack:

  • @ihh3591
    @ihh3591 3 роки тому +5

    "switch to edge" that's only one reason to switch to linux

  • @taffymatt1366
    @taffymatt1366 5 років тому +119

    5:56 Ads aren't that big of a deal in Soda Dungeon, especially once your runs start to go for hours at a time, and if you're on the computer version there are no ads

    • @LoganDark4357
      @LoganDark4357 5 років тому +2

      nick dude there are no ads on computer

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 5 років тому +2

      They also have the option for banner ads for gold bonus in auto play for dungeons.

    • @noxious_nights
      @noxious_nights 5 років тому

      Nick Moore
      Oh, so I'm not the only one who uses the term "brainfart."

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 5 років тому

      Yeah the Steam version (or the offline mobile version) have no ads anyways. But I paid 2 bucks for the quick-run option because I figured the game is worth 2 bucks considering the time I've spent on it. And is that redditor really complaining about 99 cents to be ad-free? Why not slag off on the bajillions of websites that offer ad-free browsing for paid, premium accounts? Asshole design, more like asshole user. Goes to show that the customer isn't always right, and the people who already get stuff for free like to complain the most.

    • @JustAJosuke
      @JustAJosuke 5 років тому

      @@KPater-mf4je I'm guessing you dont know what anti-a**hole design is?

  • @enuoia3829
    @enuoia3829 5 років тому +50

    Actually MVP++ isn't just for cosmetic items. It's basically youtuber rank but not for famous people. Private games, /nick, etc.

    • @Josh_K_dg
      @Josh_K_dg 5 років тому +4

      He might be talking about the hypixel battle pass but thats not exactly monthly

    • @enuoia3829
      @enuoia3829 5 років тому +2

      @@Josh_K_dg yeah, I don't think that's monthly so I assumed MVP++

  • @mellowanimations7237
    @mellowanimations7237 2 роки тому +1

    Walgreens’s anti unsub-bot is actually heartbreaking and the worst thing to exist

  • @squiddiot5477
    @squiddiot5477 4 роки тому +1

    The weather service alerts are always funny to me because they warn me for like tornadoes and hurricanes and shit and I live in an area without any of that

  • @scarasluts
    @scarasluts 4 роки тому +94

    samsung: *charges thousands of dollars for their products*
    also samsung: hey even though we probably make millions of dollars do you wanna see these _ads?_

    • @yamomsballs
      @yamomsballs 4 роки тому +7

      As a Samsung owner i can tell you that all the Samsung related ads talked about on this video are because they opted for Special services, and are Completely remove able, except for the TV one, dont know about that but i do know their TV software tries to recommend stuff based on what you do in the smart tv menu, which is much better than my smart tv which will actually pop up randomly and block a portion of the screen and you cant make it go away

    • @sharl_leg
      @sharl_leg 4 роки тому

      @@yamomsballs Honestly I don't care about ads. Oh no,it's covering a part of my screen that has no content anyways! If it is a pop-up,then I get the pitchforks,but come on people,it's just filling empty space

    • @yamomsballs
      @yamomsballs 4 роки тому

      @@sharl_leg the ones on my screen cover part of the content, come out of nowhere at anytime and dont go away for like a solid couple of minutes

    • @sharl_leg
      @sharl_leg 4 роки тому

      @@yamomsballs if it covers content,that is an asshole move

    • @louisnitsch5822
      @louisnitsch5822 4 роки тому

      Buys a 4000 dollar TV
      Samsung: _Ya like addz?_

  • @jestersudz6085
    @jestersudz6085 5 років тому +70

    4:18
    Did you say. *pringles* bags? BAGS? for PRINGLES? I dont think so.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 5 років тому +3

      ok just making sure I wasn't the only one who heard that

    • @cia6520
      @cia6520 5 років тому +1

      Copycat

    • @ExtremusStupidus
      @ExtremusStupidus 5 років тому

      @@cia6520 NOBODY CAREEESSS!!!

    • @cia6520
      @cia6520 5 років тому

      @@ExtremusStupidus stfu

    • @lukeskywalkereu6107
      @lukeskywalkereu6107 5 років тому +1

      Anyone who says nobody cares on this doesn't understand what comment sections are

  • @wta1518
    @wta1518 3 роки тому +1

    4:16 true, there could be more, but yes, the “air” (it’s actually nitrogen) is needed so that the chips don’t get crumbled, and it’s nitrogen instead of actual air so that they don’t get stale.

  • @AutumnCanvas
    @AutumnCanvas 3 роки тому

    I had one of those fake money ads one day but not just on the road it was STICKED IN-BETWEEN THE WINDOE WIPER AND WINDOW

  • @stefanandrejevic2570
    @stefanandrejevic2570 5 років тому +115

    Stores in 2050 :
    Customer : i don't have enough money for that, but i really need it.
    Seller : Oh, you can watch 15 ads to unlock it!

    • @levanniedoodles298
      @levanniedoodles298 5 років тому +4

      And the ads are unbelievably long.

    • @duck74UK
      @duck74UK 5 років тому +6

      You know you say that like it's a bad thing but if I had free time and had to watch like 15, 30 second long ads to pay for my lunch i'd be up for that.

    • @markhirsch6301
      @markhirsch6301 4 роки тому +4

      @@duck74UK every 5 ads would be 3 min so you'd be there for about 8 min and I'd say that's a pretty good deal

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +1

      I don't see this as an issue. - It's an optional feature you can use to lower the price.

    • @SkillSpider1908
      @SkillSpider1908 4 роки тому

      @@levanniedoodles298 they will be 3 hours long.

  • @ivanrakovic6375
    @ivanrakovic6375 5 років тому +98

    4:16 yes Damien, they have to fill the bag with a special gas so the chips dont crumble during transport. Also, **insert a nitpicking comment about you mistaking lays for pringles

    • @kingkobra9276
      @kingkobra9276 5 років тому +8

      nitrogen and its to stop them going stale

    • @flyingpandapants3355
      @flyingpandapants3355 5 років тому +3

      What's great is the density of the nitrogen causes chip bags packed at low altitudes to puff up dramatically at high altitudes. Look up high altitude chips, it's kinda funny.

  • @theodorebarton4256
    @theodorebarton4256 Рік тому

    The ads I get are either someone calling me Luis and trying to sell me cbd gummy bears or “weight loss” concoctions when I’m trying to gain weight

  • @Zqily
    @Zqily 2 роки тому +2

    Damien: hypixel made you pay a monthly subscribtion for cosmetic items
    Me, an intelectual: *private game, nick*

    • @Flirtatious_Hypn0sis
      @Flirtatious_Hypn0sis Рік тому

      It has to be cosmitic, if they give an advantage, it's illegal, because Mojang does not allow spending real-life money to gain advantages in game.

  • @falconnine9
    @falconnine9 4 роки тому +70

    2:46 I mean, he said “It will never be less than 40” he could’ve meant “It’ll never be less than 40Kbps”

    • @FurryGram
      @FurryGram 4 роки тому

      yeah, but like doing anything on an internet connection less than 1MB/s is so infuriating, i have nothing but rage for ISPs that do that.

    • @prozaccc
      @prozaccc 4 роки тому

      @@FurryGram Me: *Laughs in 144p*

    • @maxie.m0
      @maxie.m0 4 роки тому

      One time my lan cable was on 331 bites like sure I couldn’t even load google

    • @falconnine9
      @falconnine9 4 роки тому

      I pay for gigabit but get like 600 megabits

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому

      @Grammar Not I Has it’s even worse than that, it’s 1 Mbps, not 1 MB/s. Mbps is megabits per second, MB/s is Megabytes per second. A byte is 8 bits.

  • @rubixbound7198
    @rubixbound7198 5 років тому +39

    I once used a Google translate app that would play adds ever once in a while, even when it was closed.
    The app would just open itself back up.

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere 5 років тому +1

      BRUH

    • @RealMissApathy
      @RealMissApathy 5 років тому +2

      Yeah thats sketchy. I hate an app installed that did similar things. It would even show ads when my screen wouldn't be on and so once in a while I really got spooked by loud music from an ad. Took me some time to figure out how ro stop that because even after I deinstalled it, it continued for a day

    • @justarandomhonkboi9602
      @justarandomhonkboi9602 5 років тому

      I got the worst adware once it played ad after ad after ad I had to hook my phone up to my computer to delete it

  • @GeeklingNo1
    @GeeklingNo1 3 роки тому +3

    Verizon is about to stop covering iPhones older than a 6. If I'm still holding on to your artificially slow phone from a decade ago I'm probably too broke to afford the newest one without a headphone jack for *reasons*.

  • @colokoko69
    @colokoko69 3 роки тому +7

    8:23
    i actually have a umidigi and you can turn that off

  • @zechy
    @zechy 4 роки тому +38

    I get fake hurricane alert ads on my phone. I live in England.

  • @TheMonyarm
    @TheMonyarm 5 років тому +6

    3:15 metal heads always get me with their title, like "Queen's Brian May gives Heartfelt Goodbye", when what he said was basically "goodbye town I'm currently touring, hello town I'm touring next"

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors 3 роки тому +3

    for some reason, even though my account status is not do not disturb, discord doesn't notify me when someone messages me on discord or says literally anything in a discord server I'm in and i have no idea why

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 3 роки тому

    The thing where they try to force you to consent to their license without reading it absolutely wouldn't stand up in court