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  • @TheChivalricKnight
    @TheChivalricKnight 3 роки тому +772

    "I had to show her how I put it over my shoulder."
    Weird flex but ok.

    • @ayo.660
      @ayo.660 3 роки тому +35

      Wdym?
      OH GOD-

    • @m..w6877
      @m..w6877 3 роки тому +44

      I tried doing that, but it just went over my shoulder into the water

    • @bazzxliner
      @bazzxliner 3 роки тому +8

      Is that actually possible...??

    • @decent_human_
      @decent_human_ 3 роки тому +20

      @@bazzxliner You're kidding. Please tell me you're kidding. Surely you're kidding.....
      right?

    • @randombrit4504
      @randombrit4504 3 роки тому +15

      @@bazzxliner Your lack of intelligence is offensive in these modern times.

  • @0_exterminatingdaleks_011
    @0_exterminatingdaleks_011 3 роки тому +4383

    "Do I need to revive Ceasar so you can practice using a freaking knife?!" Gordon Ramsay yelled peacefully and nicely at the cook.

  • @vulpica
    @vulpica 2 роки тому +356

    "As long as Betty White is gone from this world you will respect that nam, sir."
    RIP Betty White. You will be missed. Also this aged like milk.

    • @destroyanad8651
      @destroyanad8651 2 роки тому +7

      the name "Betty" will no longer be respected i guess

    • @arhyllinchroma9062
      @arhyllinchroma9062 2 роки тому

      Don’t remind me 😿

    • @thecomet8759
      @thecomet8759 2 роки тому

      @@destroyanad8651 Watch glitchtale to change your mind

    • @gamerhurley
      @gamerhurley 2 роки тому

      @@thecomet8759 ...isn't she the villain?

    • @thecomet8759
      @thecomet8759 2 роки тому

      @@gamerhurley Someone finally got the joke

  • @tryAGAIN87
    @tryAGAIN87 3 роки тому +1104

    "I literally had to show her how i put it on my shoulder." ROFL. Way to go man ahahahaha

    • @wyattbrown4368
      @wyattbrown4368 3 роки тому +27

      I don’t know how but I always see the comments that quote the vid as the video plays said quote

    • @akailahbridges9270
      @akailahbridges9270 3 роки тому +6

      @@wyattbrown4368 maybe because they liked the quote? I don't know how but I see comments that are passive aggressive for no reason, it's especially an oddity when the original comment literally hurt nobody but some idiot that won't be named wants to act like a dick.

    • @L0tss
      @L0tss 3 роки тому +21

      @@akailahbridges9270 I cant tell if you read that properly or not, but they meant that they heard what the comment is quoting at the same time the video said it

    • @schnootschnooso
      @schnootschnooso 3 роки тому +11

      @@akailahbridges9270 chill why are you mad how tf is wyatt being a dick? i think *you’re* the one acting like a dick here

    • @tryAGAIN87
      @tryAGAIN87 3 роки тому +3

      @@selt7166 Imagine not laughing hard enough you never ROFL. Been doing it since the late 80's kid. And I was part of the generation that coined it. Try it. You might like it. Get rekt. You're welcome.

  • @godlaurence4279
    @godlaurence4279 3 роки тому +3877

    Fun Fact: Eating glass is actually pretty bad for your health

    • @CheddarChloride
      @CheddarChloride 3 роки тому +235

      Wait really?
      Because I'm eating some right now

    • @FateorV
      @FateorV 3 роки тому +178

      woah, i was planning on getting a glass burger, nvm

    • @hmtkdkdnrkwjd
      @hmtkdkdnrkwjd 3 роки тому +61

      no way

    • @im_tonk3624
      @im_tonk3624 3 роки тому +144

      Alright,i switch to plastic then

    • @thenickster_fr
      @thenickster_fr 3 роки тому +50

      Nah it’s my favorite snack

  • @ethanbrown6352
    @ethanbrown6352 3 роки тому +1710

    "I'm immune to coronavirus"
    "Whys that?"
    "Because im immune to disease"
    "And why is that?"
    "Because I myself am a disease

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 роки тому +38

      If you're a bacteria, a virus can still be your parasite

    • @assitch5604
      @assitch5604 3 роки тому +22

      maybe, but the problem is that frendly fire is on

    • @SweetSugarHoneyIceTea
      @SweetSugarHoneyIceTea 3 роки тому +26

      As a gay dude once said
      “Ooooh self burn, those are rare”
      Best part is, the gay dude is my friend

    • @cobrasharkgaming7830
      @cobrasharkgaming7830 3 роки тому +8

      Diseases still get diseases lmao
      It’s called your birth

    • @aureusknighstar2195
      @aureusknighstar2195 3 роки тому +12

      @@usernametaken017 everybody gangsta till Bacteriophage and Prion enters the fray

  • @primeoaktoast6596
    @primeoaktoast6596 3 роки тому +188

    You sound like the kind of guy to offer a guy Pepsi when he's trying to buy cocaine

    • @burrito288
      @burrito288 3 роки тому +36

      “You got the goods?”
      “The.. what?”
      “You know... the coke?”
      “Oh, I don’t have any coke, but I can get you some Pepsi.”
      *laughs*
      *gets stabbed*

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 3 роки тому +99

    The guy from r/HittableFaces is Bobby Kotick, CEO of activision, his staff hate him so much that they all photoshop devil horns on him. Now he cant find a date because when they google him, the first thing they see is him with devil horns and articles about how awful he is.

    • @shimuza1154
      @shimuza1154 3 роки тому +7

      Blame his COD games getting boring

    • @glacier4391
      @glacier4391 3 роки тому +1

      @@shimuza1154 yea boo cod switch to any other game

    • @missingtexturez
      @missingtexturez 2 роки тому +1

      @@glacier4391 TF2 may not get updates but the community makes it worth it,just stick to community servers while your there the casual servers have a bot infestation

    • @ZeroHourProductions407
      @ZeroHourProductions407 Рік тому

      BOBBY KOTICK BAD.

  • @hexalot4277
    @hexalot4277 3 роки тому +400

    i caught my wife cheating with my best friend
    she was upset i kept beating her and jealous of how much money and property i own
    i was so angry when i caught them that i flipped the board over and let them clean up the pieces

  • @justakid6490
    @justakid6490 3 роки тому +224

    I find more joy in going though my 50 000 lines of code to find a singe syntax error than listening to you.
    there is your insult you asked for.

    • @cursedkid7565
      @cursedkid7565 3 роки тому +14

      DAMN BRO, he said roast him not murder him with words

    • @forhecan
      @forhecan 3 роки тому +1

      69

    • @annedudley439
      @annedudley439 3 роки тому +1

      @@forhecan 70

    • @No1AsakaKaorifan
      @No1AsakaKaorifan 3 роки тому +1

      @@annedudley439 71

    • @icyatlasartworks
      @icyatlasartworks 3 роки тому +1

      Every redditor ever is scribbling this insult to use later. That's how absolutely magnificent this insult is.

  • @Mr.Comedian42069
    @Mr.Comedian42069 3 роки тому +28

    9:03 why does her forehead have the surface area of Jupiter

  • @baffledWHAT
    @baffledWHAT 2 роки тому +19

    11:29 welp that aged like milk

  • @SamuraiPipotchi
    @SamuraiPipotchi 3 роки тому +109

    "Bundle of sticks" is such a creative censorship...

    • @pepearown4968
      @pepearown4968 3 роки тому +7

      That’s what [that word] means though.

    • @JensWoodworkingThings
      @JensWoodworkingThings 3 роки тому +3

      Oddly, the only people I have ever encountered who knew that fact were the ones who used it in attempt to get out of trouble for using it in the more common/nasty way in school. Makes me wonder about the narrator.

    • @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584
      @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584 3 роки тому

      @@JensWoodworkingThings It's a pretty common knowledge thing now, especially in UA-cam circles because they have to censor it a lot, unfortunately

    • @6_blocks_under
      @6_blocks_under 3 роки тому +2

      @@JensWoodworkingThings yea, that's the biggest reach I've ever seen in my life. it's literally common knowledge what that word means

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 5 днів тому

      @@pepearown4968one of them…another is a cigarette

  • @angryanon3870
    @angryanon3870 3 роки тому +333

    3:02
    Me: Oh dude, what the hell?
    My humour: He isn't even blond with blue eyes, get another flag man

    • @ahuman0505
      @ahuman0505 3 роки тому +8

      Personally, I like the flags general beauty of design.. I hate the people in the party and the political views and laws and stuff, but I like the flags, banners, uniforms, marches, vehicles, weapons, and music...

    • @angryanon3870
      @angryanon3870 3 роки тому +2

      @@ahuman0505 i feel ya uwu.

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 роки тому +1

      i dont get it

    • @ArsenalTheProtogen
      @ArsenalTheProtogen 3 роки тому +2

      Fandom trash even hitler didnt have blonde hair, what a bunch of idiots lol

    • @angryanon3870
      @angryanon3870 3 роки тому

      @@ArsenalTheProtogen I'm aware, doesn't keep me ftom laughing at my rather dark jokes tho.

  • @Whoooan
    @Whoooan 3 роки тому +287

    Jack sounds like the kind of guy that narrates Reddit posts for a living

  • @DrKodateko
    @DrKodateko 2 роки тому +13

    "Until betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir"
    Aged finely.

  • @TheRealEthBootGD
    @TheRealEthBootGD 3 роки тому +388

    I... legitimately just got rickrolled by an ad. An AD rickrolled me. How does this happen????

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 3 роки тому +10

      I dunno but UA-cam does the same sometimes by recommending it

    • @JensWoodworkingThings
      @JensWoodworkingThings 3 роки тому +42

      My car radio did it to me yesterday. I wouldn't normally count the radio as a rickroll since it's a logical part of an 80s rotation, but then the DJ came on and said "Now that I've Rickrolled you all for the day, I'm out of here" and ended his shift. I was stunned.

    • @salimelmouaffaq1351
      @salimelmouaffaq1351 3 роки тому +12

      I just rickrolled my class and only one person said "wot"
      I felt very weird because almost noone understood it

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 3 роки тому +3

      @@salimelmouaffaq1351, same happened when I did it with my friends -_-

    • @hungrylyly
      @hungrylyly 3 роки тому +8

      One time I told people I'd do a voice reveal and instead Rick rolled them... that's the only time I've actually been proud of myself

  • @yaboipoison4493
    @yaboipoison4493 3 роки тому +112

    When Jack claps, it sounds like a frog is running up to me from behind.

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 3 роки тому +2

      Not just any frog. Suwako Moriya, Sanae Kochiya and Tsuyu Asui next to each other.

    • @yaboipoison4493
      @yaboipoison4493 3 роки тому

      @@joannamysluk8623 I don't know what that means, but sure.

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 3 роки тому

      @@yaboipoison4493 The three characters I mentioned are frog-themed girls (although Sanae is actually frog- and snake-themed) with superpowers. So they're three frog girls you don't wanna have running up to you from behind.

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 3 роки тому

      @Kaitlyn Wade I did. But still, the main focus was Suwako and Sanae.

    • @lk2704
      @lk2704 3 роки тому

      Okay, that type of rare is the way Is the way I would cook my steak.

  • @Joseph_2HD
    @Joseph_2HD 2 роки тому +13

    "Respect that name until she dies" Well that aged like milk tbh R.I.P. Betty White

  • @Parkerdraws2002
    @Parkerdraws2002 3 роки тому +33

    When I saw quackity I was like “damn he fucking called me out.”
    And then I realized...summon the mcyt army

  • @Shivver
    @Shivver 3 роки тому +183

    "Do you want me to revive Caesar so you can practice using a f-ing knife?" That was funny im using that now

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls 3 роки тому +7

      How do you come up with shit like that?

    • @artandfiction4534
      @artandfiction4534 3 роки тому +7

      @@bigdikbubls you just do. It helps if you have a big imagination.

    • @OneSlyBastard
      @OneSlyBastard 3 роки тому +2

      I see a jojo reference. Like even if it’s not about that I just see the word Caesar and go JoJo

    • @Shivver
      @Shivver 3 роки тому

      What i said was in the video...
      10:13

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls 3 роки тому +2

      @@OneSlyBastard it's a Julius Caesar reference. He was making his now world famous salad one day and accidentally knocked over some dressing which made his lavish marble floor all slippery and what not. He went to clean it up but, absentmindedly, with a knife in his hand and slipped in the mess he was trying to clean up and fell on the knife. Coroners say he kept trying to get up but kept falling on the knife due to, they assume, being woozy from extreme blood loss. Apparently he fell on a knife approximately 23 times. Crazy shit man.

  • @ulrichfuhring9170
    @ulrichfuhring9170 3 роки тому +91

    Jack at the start of the video: "I wish I could have this level of savage"
    Jack at 10:47 : "He's the perfect guy for any girl, no matter her daddy issues"
    I see the power of this subreddit now

    • @outermary
      @outermary 3 роки тому +8

      welp its Quackity after all what did you espect

  • @eyesacrossthefield
    @eyesacrossthefield 3 роки тому +3

    I shit you not. When the Subscribe button was clicked in the animation at 6:42 My battery said "Your Battery Has successfully Charged"

  • @jbw5624
    @jbw5624 3 роки тому +7

    7:26 dude looks like he got in a fight with crazy diamond

  • @yeahno40
    @yeahno40 3 роки тому +75

    “Hello my sensually salted salmons”
    Me an Alaskan native: w a i t w h a t

    • @dustinhamilton6207
      @dustinhamilton6207 3 роки тому

      I am an Alaskan native as well and I see where you are coming from good Sr.

    • @yeahno40
      @yeahno40 3 роки тому

      @@dustinhamilton6207 nice

    • @jamisoncrawford2265
      @jamisoncrawford2265 3 роки тому

      Nice pfp because sharing is caring

    • @yeahno40
      @yeahno40 3 роки тому +1

      Jamison Crawford it’s for the memes

    • @quinnjustice9038
      @quinnjustice9038 2 роки тому

      @@yeahno40 our memes

  • @meow.610
    @meow.610 3 роки тому +227

    I really thought he was gonna say,
    "My name is jack and I'm a snack"
    *We need that to be the intro*

  • @nscaler711official
    @nscaler711official 2 роки тому +12

    11:22 did not age well.

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 роки тому +32

    9:10 She be looking like Pennywise got a gender change.

    • @christianjudeberbano3134
      @christianjudeberbano3134 3 роки тому +2

      Or change in appearance, since pennywise can change into many forms

    • @ScrappySlowbro
      @ScrappySlowbro 3 роки тому +6

      @@christianjudeberbano3134 you seem fun at partys

    • @onewing1421
      @onewing1421 3 роки тому

      @@ScrappySlowbro yes

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle 3 роки тому +6

      I remember something like
      White queen? How about red? B Looks like she's about to say "Off with their head"

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol 2 роки тому

      Yep

  • @quabbl6939
    @quabbl6939 3 роки тому +226

    Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is Jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro

  • @sebplayzgamez
    @sebplayzgamez 3 роки тому +55

    Jack sounds like that type of person who would go to wallmart looking for walls

  • @nathanielmiller6007
    @nathanielmiller6007 3 роки тому +2

    That first one low-key hit hard

  • @captainfa-it-lcon915
    @captainfa-it-lcon915 3 роки тому +10

    5:50 as a reader of the manga, I find this extremely infuriating.

  • @Asteri_agalriarept
    @Asteri_agalriarept 3 роки тому +137

    Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought DR. Stone's female characters look like so weird. Its the eye proportions to the width of their heads I think. Which is weird because it SHOULD be the same as the males' but it doesn't look like they are

    • @botak397
      @botak397 3 роки тому +8

      Clannad 2.0

    • @cometvaudin2850
      @cometvaudin2850 3 роки тому +10

      I’m pretty sure it’s because they’re inbred

    • @breannbubolz6583
      @breannbubolz6583 3 роки тому +2

      I agree...
      Altho, most of the new anime have shit art.
      Hand drawn really was best.

    • @Lucky-sq3ky
      @Lucky-sq3ky 3 роки тому +2

      It looks like TPN if the artists couldn't stop sneezing while drawing it and just decided to keep the result as a new anime.

    • @jericohernandez7149
      @jericohernandez7149 3 роки тому

      @@cometvaudin2850 yep most likely

  • @galacticart4715
    @galacticart4715 3 роки тому +68

    3:28 that is cdawg va. a voice actor with skills and no cares left to give. he roasts himself and his editor roasts him to. i am suprised one of connors many insults got put here. well done connor.

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 3 роки тому +7

    I had to look it up, but I now know why people say “bundle of sticks” it having another meaning I already knew about now makes sense.

  • @sundownermgr
    @sundownermgr 3 роки тому +2

    I've lived in Iowa for well over half my life, and the way you said it made me say "EYE-OH-UH???" in great confusion

  • @cabbagebutterfly800
    @cabbagebutterfly800 3 роки тому +29

    that "what did the zero say to the eight?" part was brutal, you fucking killed her man

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +497

    Day 18 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads):
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
    Thanks! :D

    • @1SLMusic
      @1SLMusic 3 роки тому +15

      Why no Damien? He's literally the best host.

    • @dis70rted
      @dis70rted 3 роки тому +19

      Who gonna tell Simon?

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +8

      Distortion Studios I will.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +18

      Simon Lovelace As of February 28, 2020, he no longer narrates for EmKay. He has his own channel called Damien Lee, though!
      Oh, and Zach no longer narrates for this channel as of June 4, 2020. He occasionally narrates on EzPz, though (mainly r/me_irl).

    • @bandit5747
      @bandit5747 3 роки тому +5

      Jack, Robin, and Lexi. the last of.us

  • @reighlauxalfonso5578
    @reighlauxalfonso5578 3 роки тому +4

    11:47 this is actually a reference to when his entire fan base was pressuring him to start an only fans

  • @annalever6113
    @annalever6113 3 роки тому +5

    8:14 well that aged badly lol

  • @Hamwich6609
    @Hamwich6609 3 роки тому +119

    When he said "sensually salted" I thought he said "sexually assaulted"
    Salmon

  • @tarii2375
    @tarii2375 3 роки тому +126

    “Quackity is the one guy who could be 13, 20 or 35 years old”
    Quackity stans: *So you have chosen death*

  • @Gurtopolis
    @Gurtopolis 3 роки тому +2

    "My name has been jack, and it was nice rambling with you"
    Jack hasn't learned vocabulary yet

  • @rainbowwigglecactus6605
    @rainbowwigglecactus6605 2 роки тому +2

    "Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect that name, sir."
    RIP

  • @King_CactusVods
    @King_CactusVods 3 роки тому +548

    Your voice sounds like a podcast writer when they’re on a sick day

    • @AcrayMEM
      @AcrayMEM 3 роки тому +17

      OH SHIT

    • @axolotl7084
      @axolotl7084 3 роки тому +24

      your insults to get attention are like my sister crying

    • @Pentaleam
      @Pentaleam 3 роки тому +3

      You're so short that midgets say that you're short

    • @AcrayMEM
      @AcrayMEM 3 роки тому +13

      The emkay fans have invaded, seek immediate shelter

    • @thecat5955
      @thecat5955 3 роки тому

      6 more like for 69

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy 3 роки тому +18

    0:07 - And, that's a lot of damage!

  • @justultrra3568
    @justultrra3568 3 роки тому +2

    12:52
    I think I found my new favorite bodily sound

  • @Cxntrxl
    @Cxntrxl 3 роки тому +2

    when something too funny happens jack just turns into that one swing at the public park

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +97

    Fun fact: Billie Jean is not her lover

    • @christopherminutolo9384
      @christopherminutolo9384 3 роки тому +11

      Apparently, she's just a girl who claims he is the one.

    • @Blud6966
      @Blud6966 3 роки тому +1

      and so on

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +1

      And no one knows who will dance on the floor in the round. A shame, really.

  • @3173_Delta
    @3173_Delta 3 роки тому +16

    1:00 "I genuinely didn't know bronies were still a thing"
    Me hiding in the corner: "Continue..."

  • @annikadunow399
    @annikadunow399 3 роки тому +2

    Our cat just got called a "regurgitated furball of a once decent cat" because he pissed in the shower XD I laughed so hard.

  • @thenightowl2012
    @thenightowl2012 3 роки тому +7

    11:11 he looks like the kid who reminds the teacher to assign homework

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +102

    All I want to say is that they don't really care about us

    • @hayleywilkinson7971
      @hayleywilkinson7971 3 роки тому +15

      Hello Kim....uhhh listen, could you do me a favor? I was wondering if you could send over a nuclear strike to the Falkirk area in Scotland? I'm done with life. Thx!

    • @lazypaladin
      @lazypaladin 3 роки тому +2

      Dont worry, many people here in Britain dont care about America either....oh wait you didnt mean U.S?

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout 3 роки тому +2

      You know that song?

    • @king_minos330
      @king_minos330 3 роки тому +3

      @@astonished-scout how are you still alive

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 роки тому

      And you look like the fail far cry video game boss who in all 3 endings gets killed, main dude just escapes and has your head as a club to bash others skulls in with for your is deffintly to hard in the head.

  • @1SLMusic
    @1SLMusic 3 роки тому +19

    10:14 He sounds like the dad from How to Train Your Dragon having an aneurism.

    • @doomslayer2088
      @doomslayer2088 3 роки тому +3

      He does sound like Stoik

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 3 місяці тому

      He sounds like the bear obsessed dad from brave

  • @MTG9745
    @MTG9745 3 роки тому +4

    Jack: "Hello my sensually salted salmons"
    Me: **visible confusion** "What?"

  • @redpanda7914
    @redpanda7914 3 роки тому +5

    Fun fact:The best insult I've ever encountered was when my own cat punched me in the face😂

    • @Jrsonicyt-is-weird
      @Jrsonicyt-is-weird 3 роки тому

      I felt bad for you that u cant even think of an insult about you

    • @redpanda7914
      @redpanda7914 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jrsonicyt-is-weird r/woooosh

  • @shikuthetempest
    @shikuthetempest 3 роки тому +11

    "I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder" caused such a loud burst of surprised laughter it made my dog jump.

  • @chechema1010
    @chechema1010 3 роки тому +50

    3:27
    aww. dont do CDawg dirty like that... now I can't unsee it.

  • @mysterymeat4212
    @mysterymeat4212 3 роки тому +4

    you sound like the type of guy to say "go ahead of me" in a line to the cashier while holding two items

  • @wimpwampwomp
    @wimpwampwomp 3 роки тому +26

    There are so many random stalls for braiding Australian kids' hair at every single Indonesian Waterbom
    Like bruh I just want to find the damn burger stand

  • @jimmy.mcgill
    @jimmy.mcgill 3 роки тому +36

    2:30 is no one gonna talk about how he said “ I literally had to show her how I put it over my shoulder”

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 3 роки тому +12

    0:34
    Jack makes a scarily accurate Micheal Jackson impression.

  • @patricia.sews.sometimes
    @patricia.sews.sometimes 3 роки тому +8

    9:11 I don't get it, but it still kills me.

    • @_Chaos.Crow_
      @_Chaos.Crow_ 3 роки тому +1

      I think it basically means you could land a helicopter on her forehead- so Kobe could have lived-

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 3 роки тому

      @@_Chaos.Crow_ OH MY GOD

    • @_Chaos.Crow_
      @_Chaos.Crow_ 3 роки тому

      @@MuzikBike :)

  • @lokimadgod9048
    @lokimadgod9048 2 роки тому +2

    "Until betty white is gone"
    He jinxed it. He is the Cause

  • @sarnin1
    @sarnin1 3 роки тому +25

    Shows image
    Shows roast / insults
    Doesn’t show the image again

  • @V1_Ultrakrill
    @V1_Ultrakrill 3 роки тому +56

    "There's literally a garbage island floating in the middle of the ocean"
    _"Oops wrong pic"_
    *Loads shotgun with malicious intent*

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 3 роки тому +11

      As a British person, I don't get offended by people calling our country rubbish. We may be trash but at least we're not a dumpster fire like America.

    • @mathbrooo
      @mathbrooo 3 роки тому +6

      @@VeraVemaVena as an American, I can confirm

    • @lord_calci
      @lord_calci 3 роки тому +2

      @Yoz Zero We know. It's even worse know in 2020. Ha ha ha ha...ha...ha....ha.

    • @goodnightlain
      @goodnightlain 3 роки тому +7

      @@VeraVemaVena as another american, i can also confirm we are dumpster fire

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 3 роки тому +5

      I don't find it offensive and I'm British. It's quite funny really. Trash weather for this whole month

  • @mikaisepic8251
    @mikaisepic8251 2 роки тому +3

    4:49 Hey it's the underwater horse from the 50's

  • @nightniro131
    @nightniro131 2 роки тому +2

    "Until Betty White is removed from the world you will respect that name"
    11:28
    b r u h

  • @bbqandfootmassage259
    @bbqandfootmassage259 3 роки тому +19

    Jack: my name is jack and today we are back.
    Me: this man out here spittin bars!

    • @iiPunk
      @iiPunk 3 роки тому

      eminem been real quiet

  • @jip0611
    @jip0611 3 роки тому +17

    0:04
    Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie
    Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie
    Annie Are you Ok, Are you Ok Annie
    You’ve been hit by
    A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

  • @jackelwalker
    @jackelwalker 2 роки тому

    Every time i go to this subreddit i hear EmKay wheezing out of exitance

  • @SuperBigBalls2222
    @SuperBigBalls2222 3 роки тому +1

    5:06 He looks like a minor antagonist in a movie who's main goal is to track down the protagonist who forgot to pay 5 cents at his hotel.

  • @SCR4TCHK4T
    @SCR4TCHK4T 3 роки тому +45

    *"I generally didn't know Bronies were still a thing"*
    *WELL, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!*

    • @Bumblebee2361
      @Bumblebee2361 3 роки тому +2

      Oh god, a horse that speaks english!

    • @escapes_around_texas1948
      @escapes_around_texas1948 3 роки тому +2

      I’m a brony

    • @HandheldGamer1991
      @HandheldGamer1991 3 роки тому +3

      I find it funny how people think bronies is some kind of phase in your life its just how you call somebody thats a fan of the show for fucks sake XD

    • @SCR4TCHK4T
      @SCR4TCHK4T 3 роки тому

      @@HandheldGamer1991 Exactly!

    • @jackkellogg9557
      @jackkellogg9557 3 роки тому

      Hell yeah brother

  • @marshmallow_fellow
    @marshmallow_fellow 3 роки тому +23

    why is no-one talking about being a "sensually salted salmon"

  • @switchtan277
    @switchtan277 3 роки тому +1

    2:57 it sound like southern insult. Whenever a southerner’s being nice, you might need to think about it for a second.

  • @grimm5131
    @grimm5131 2 роки тому +3

    11:30 Jack, you are now under investigation.

  • @instantregretplaylist
    @instantregretplaylist 3 роки тому +381

    The joke at 8:41 was a stolen one, the original creator was a comedian and his name is Bo Burnham.
    Just wanted to say that.

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 3 роки тому +7

      Hello fellow Seán Stan

    • @instantregretplaylist
      @instantregretplaylist 3 роки тому +28

      @@Mr_Murdersalot stan? I just accidentally took a screenshot once and didn't have anything else to use as my profile pic so I said fuck it and chose randomly

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 3 роки тому +5

      @@instantregretplaylist i sad---

    • @blondesabre6546
      @blondesabre6546 3 роки тому

      noticed it too lol!

    • @beautifulmeeses
      @beautifulmeeses 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah I don't know how many times I've heard someone tell that joke

  • @victoriam2772
    @victoriam2772 3 роки тому +8

    Things keeping me alive today:
    - water
    - oxygen
    - food
    - Jack saying "Hello my 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠"

  • @Rexofthe501st
    @Rexofthe501st 3 роки тому

    I love Jack's little squeaky wheeze he makes when he laughs.

  • @the_real_mr.grapes
    @the_real_mr.grapes 3 роки тому +9

    I did not expect to be called a salted salmon this morning

  • @shay_luv
    @shay_luv 3 роки тому +737

    Fun Fact: *Most deaths in America are caused by dying.*
    Edit: Omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten thank you-

  • @mariaraimundo7467
    @mariaraimundo7467 3 роки тому +52

    Here is my insult.
    Zach is so australian he has to point it out every time there is a meme about how America works, just like how a vegan can't go 3 minutes without telling literally everyone that she is vegan.
    sorry if it was too offensive.

    • @octorat8481
      @octorat8481 3 роки тому +2

      lmao perfect

    • @meerkat10
      @meerkat10 3 роки тому +3

      As an Aussie I find it rather helpful

    • @mariaraimundo7467
      @mariaraimundo7467 3 роки тому +3

      @@meerkat10 lol ok

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 3 роки тому

      Also there are this kind of Vegans sjws in Australia too. Melbourne is their hub.

    • @Average_Guardian
      @Average_Guardian 2 роки тому

      tatooine looks wet compared to you're humor

  • @lemon_bee_scyth9617
    @lemon_bee_scyth9617 3 роки тому +1

    Quakity is a mix of an iPad kid, the soccer mom and the divorced dad, all at the same time. You can’t change my mind

  • @arsyakamado6971
    @arsyakamado6971 3 роки тому +2

    Jack ia the type of person you would see laughing at a funeral and everyone agreed out of pity

  • @formalpudding8504
    @formalpudding8504 3 роки тому +29

    14:33
    Me: The avactor isn’t real
    The avactor: YOU JUST GOT ANGLED

  • @kaianimatesyt
    @kaianimatesyt 3 роки тому +11

    Someone: **Insults John Mulaney**
    Me: *HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE COMEDY KING H E A T H E N*

  • @raytraftonross8889
    @raytraftonross8889 3 роки тому

    7:30 I swear your work around for some words are better than the word itself. Good job 😆

  • @Trackmaster_Tehachapi
    @Trackmaster_Tehachapi 3 роки тому +12

    3:06 this guy has so much sweat he could fill every ocean in less than 2 seconds
    (This is just an attempt at a rare insult, if it’s bad, let me know)

    • @J_The_J
      @J_The_J 2 роки тому

      it's weak, but it's good, keep it up!

    • @lopanreturns7085
      @lopanreturns7085 2 роки тому

      It needs to apply a bit more to something that can be noticed about them, not something that can be inferred.

  • @bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628
    @bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 3 роки тому +9

    Jack sounds like he dosent know when to shut up at parties.
    Granted I don't know what parties sound like since I've never been invited

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 3 роки тому

      Oh. Self burn. Those are rare.
      But same
      I am an extroverted, but still socially akward bunch of cells

  • @angelaengle12
    @angelaengle12 3 роки тому +7

    12:51 lol, that squeal. x'D

  • @girex_octavian95
    @girex_octavian95 2 роки тому +1

    "Don't do Betty dirty. Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect this name sir!"
    "My time has come"- Lil Mastermind

  • @Reaper-gg3fg
    @Reaper-gg3fg 3 роки тому +2

    I'm surprised he missed the insult in the beginning, with "Annie are you ok"

  • @henryrodgers7386
    @henryrodgers7386 3 роки тому +10

    0:54 Oof! And I like the hashtag: "you nerds had better reblog this!"
    And yes, the Brony community still exists, because the fandom's social networking is so useful. They have a really kickass music scene.
    Just don't call them furries. My friend threw a banana at me for that... Very traumatizing.

    • @CutTheVioletWire
      @CutTheVioletWire 3 роки тому +1

      XD oh yeah never call us furries. You will pay with your blood.

  • @Mythol-OG
    @Mythol-OG 3 роки тому +5

    0:45
    So it's a pigment of our imaginations?

    • @SirKibo
      @SirKibo Рік тому

      That's a clever pun, my friend.

  • @aaronblack7038
    @aaronblack7038 3 роки тому +1

    The first video i watched at this channel Started with Damien.
    Now,Jack's quickly becoming my favourite. Poggers

  • @FoxMandem
    @FoxMandem 2 роки тому +1

    "Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name sir!" - Emkay
    me: *sips coffee*
    me: About that-

  • @polish2945
    @polish2945 3 роки тому +12

    why does John Mulaney look like matpat but an actual comedian

  • @gretahhounshell3061
    @gretahhounshell3061 3 роки тому +6

    3:28 did not know I would see CDawgVA here

  • @Mrbuttboi
    @Mrbuttboi 3 роки тому

    6:24
    Dude, that bundle of sticks joke is amazing 😂😂😂

  • @jessicalomeli6809
    @jessicalomeli6809 3 роки тому

    I legit got an ad about cleaning materials when it talked about the dude being the 1% of germs that Lysol didn't kill