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  • r/Choosingbeggars expect content creators to pay them fat stacks in exchange for a single follow. "I'm subscribed to you, therefore pay me $1,000!" LOL sorry kid, but a follow/subscribe isn't worth a grand, are you insane? Enjoy these choosing beggar videos and the funniest Reddit posts!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 17 тис.

  • @tomastuma5866
    @tomastuma5866 4 роки тому +1230

    Almost every CB:
    "Your work is amazing."
    Few seconds later: "Your work is trash."

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 років тому +3086

    Giving away $685,600,000 to the subscriber who deserves it the most!
    (Disclaimer: this is clearly a joke please don't sue me)

    • @Aviem00n
      @Aviem00n 5 років тому +365

      hi
      EDIT:OK 19 lieks wtf...

    • @zacharymcleod8050
      @zacharymcleod8050 5 років тому +135

      i deserve it since im the 1st to like this comment

    • @nitekat8616
      @nitekat8616 5 років тому +75

      Omg, you're suppose to be the helper. Pay me and I won't sue.

    • @DrDinosours
      @DrDinosours 5 років тому +20

      rSlash hello kind sir

    • @ruddiko
      @ruddiko 5 років тому +45

      Well added disclaimer haha. It's illegal to do this and not pay up. Saved xD

  • @johnpatz8395
    @johnpatz8395 3 роки тому +193

    “I work for money, not likes!”
    Awesome line!

    • @Charles-7
      @Charles-7 10 місяців тому

      and a reasonable one at that

  • @eldermaxson2527
    @eldermaxson2527 3 роки тому +996

    The dad rewarded his son for good work at school, maybe a little overkill on a gift but still he should be able to give something to his son without his ex breathing down his neck.

    • @blueeyestuber8673
      @blueeyestuber8673 3 роки тому +51

      And for all we know the son could be a responsible driver

    • @FFBTREAL4769
      @FFBTREAL4769 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @badvoodoo2097
      @badvoodoo2097 3 роки тому +46

      Nothing wrong with having an Audi at 17
      As for the ex - she needs to make better decisions same with her husband
      Op is just doing something nice for his son regardless of the car if it had a price tag over 5k the ex would have been furious

    • @eldermaxson2527
      @eldermaxson2527 3 роки тому +11

      @@LouisE-mp8lx I don't think you need to be a multi millionaire to own a BMW 340i, they cost about 22,000 so as long as you have at least 6 figures you should be fine.

    • @eldermaxson2527
      @eldermaxson2527 3 роки тому +3

      That £22,000 is on auto trader btw

  • @tinajfahey
    @tinajfahey 4 роки тому +678

    I was expecting his ex to claim the bmw for herself & make her son drive her civic instead

    • @ST241189
      @ST241189 4 роки тому +9

      Me too

    • @NicoUnken
      @NicoUnken 4 роки тому +30

      Who knows, maybe that's what ultimately happened in the end.

    • @dbe124
      @dbe124 4 роки тому +1

      yeh lmao

    • @NotAFluke²
      @NotAFluke² 4 роки тому +3

      Y s ame

    • @DrRetro-gu5bj
      @DrRetro-gu5bj 4 роки тому +1

      Tina Jerkic Fahey yeah me too

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +311

    Yesterday I gave a street beggar 1 dollar because he held a sign saying "Going through tough times"
    He said "Thank you, god bless you"
    I never felt so good and happy.

    • @idkkkkk92
      @idkkkkk92 5 років тому +4

      The new Justin Y

    • @Speedrunner0218
      @Speedrunner0218 5 років тому +17

      That is nice of you. Just be careful which street beggar you give money to. Some street beggars may use that money for drugs or is just pretending to be a street beggar for money. Just be careful before you give money. I'm just saying. Some street beggars are good, like the one you said, and some are horrible.

    • @idkkkkk92
      @idkkkkk92 5 років тому +1

      You did good

    • @TailsIsDisappointed
      @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +11

      @@Speedrunner0218 I always say "You can't say everything you hear is true, but you can't say everything is false"
      You always have to choose based on what you believe.

    • @barbtowner8086
      @barbtowner8086 5 років тому +8

      I dont care what they use the money for. what I hate is when you give them say your last dollar and they still ask for more. 1 guy asked to prove I had no more in my wallet. I'm in a wheelchair, I just said no and sped off (well kinda) my chair only goes 4 mph lol one lady asked me for 10 $ all i had on me was my food stamps. she said she was hungry, I said, I got food stamps, I can buy you food. she yelled no no no I need cash has to be $10

  • @liamgloryosyoung3601
    @liamgloryosyoung3601 3 роки тому +112

    I love how the kid that wanted the 800 corrected the "you" in the very last message after butchering everything else.

  • @abbyy.7496
    @abbyy.7496 2 роки тому +18

    I was in the exact same situation as the 17 year old in the beginning. My dads extra money being sent was a blessing and I was nice enough to share all my gifts from him with my mom because I thought my mom deserved them for being such an amazing mom (we went through A LOT of shit, most because of my dad). So my dad buying me an expensive accessory or necessity isnt a one up it's a gift. And my mom and I know that if she had enough to buy me something expensive she would do the same. But she doesnt and that's okay. I dont love either of my parents depending on how which car they could buy me.

  • @Pegglez
    @Pegglez 4 роки тому +151

    "You need to be nicer to customers" while the seller is literally as professional and nice as can be.

    • @dragringer1480
      @dragringer1480 4 роки тому +3

      Also costumers should be nice too

    • @urmom-qj3rv
      @urmom-qj3rv 4 роки тому +3

      And she was asking for free stuff when it was normally 20 bucks 🤦‍♀️

    • @BushVFX
      @BushVFX 4 роки тому +1

      While the CB is swearing

    • @SinisterScoundrel6562
      @SinisterScoundrel6562 2 місяці тому

      Me: "When you start acting like a customer and not a beggar, I will".

    • @SinisterScoundrel6562
      @SinisterScoundrel6562 2 місяці тому

      ​@@dragringer1480ppppppp😊😊

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 5 років тому +156

    How dare you ask me why I need that much money?!?!
    You owe me the money for that alone, you effing grunt.

  • @renaysari6631
    @renaysari6631 2 роки тому +11

    It will get to the point where people will require full payment upfront for any service or product, and I don't blame them. The most heartbreaking one I saw was that girl that babysat some kids, with an agreed upon payment of 16 per hour and the evil mom didn't pay her anything, apparently, being at an amusement park watching kids was supposed to be payment enough.

    • @terryfilkohazi2237
      @terryfilkohazi2237 Рік тому

      Remember to add the babysitter was "lucky" she got to hang with the kids and have ice cream, if I'm not mistaken

  • @eldaroth2280
    @eldaroth2280 3 роки тому +14

    "I deserve that money because when I view YOUR videos you get money, so I deserve MY money >:("
    I hate myself for doing this lol, love your shit man

  • @diejaeger6743
    @diejaeger6743 5 років тому +1502

    There's a reason they call you Our-slash and not My-slash. Now, equally distribute the money between everyone.

    • @normanho5631
      @normanho5631 5 років тому +74

      *Communism 685 600 600*

    • @axelsantanah.7900
      @axelsantanah.7900 5 років тому +25

      Lenin has entered the chat

    • @alucard3689
      @alucard3689 5 років тому +19

      Where is Stalin?

    • @vasilywaffentag6960
      @vasilywaffentag6960 5 років тому +19

      Social Germany has entered the chat,
      HOI4: USSR has fallen due to break of social works
      Directed by Karl Marx
      Produced by Vladimir Lenin

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 5 років тому +9

      Game Hopper Joe COMMUNISIM TIMEEEEEEE

  • @Lexicoley1826
    @Lexicoley1826 4 роки тому +2043

    “Splurge a little” definitions:
    Dad in story - “I splurged a little and bought my son a $50k car!”
    Me: “I splurged a little and got a large drink at Arby’s.”
    Edit: uhhh... How tf my dumbass comment have 2k likes? 🤡

    • @danielnason2578
      @danielnason2578 4 роки тому +17

      Same

    • @nausheenali6138
      @nausheenali6138 4 роки тому +12

      That’s on you. 😂

    • @nausheenali6138
      @nausheenali6138 4 роки тому +25

      You may be funny now with this comment but if you have a positive attitude and work hard, you can do anything and make lots of money.

    • @Lexicoley1826
      @Lexicoley1826 4 роки тому +43

      America Thegreat Whoa, guy... pump the brakes. It’s really not that serious; I promise you.

    • @kalabender1031
      @kalabender1031 4 роки тому +37

      Damn u eating at Arby’s? That’s a splurge it’s self💀

  • @DebtsofImmortality
    @DebtsofImmortality 3 роки тому +419

    It's completely the dad's choice. He has the right to buy his son a car if he wants to, she's just being a b :/

    • @sachinsrivastava7866
      @sachinsrivastava7866 3 роки тому +5

      True

    • @ii_ixq997
      @ii_ixq997 3 роки тому +3

      Ok 👍

    • @colejizba8784
      @colejizba8784 3 роки тому +12

      That’s so true she could ask the son if she could drive it but she in not entitled to the 50k. She does not need the money she wants it.

    • @Evan_Bradock
      @Evan_Bradock 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed

    • @bleukreuz
      @bleukreuz 3 роки тому +14

      It's up to the dad and the car will make the son very happy indeed, but still I can understand that giving the son an expensive car is not a good idea. He's only 17 years old, it can backfire and make the son into someone entitled and spoiled kid who only want expensive stuff... I guess people have different meaning when they say they decided to splurge "a little bit"

  • @V1TheWarMachine
    @V1TheWarMachine 3 роки тому +12

    “Oh no police I’m so scared” seconds later “this is the police you’re going to jail cuz cb stole from you”

  • @icantthinkofaname4129
    @icantthinkofaname4129 4 роки тому +361

    "iM a SiNgLe MOthEr" boo there's a real reason why you single😂😂

  • @absoluteladd2321
    @absoluteladd2321 4 роки тому +112

    The dad made a perfectly okay decision. It's not his fault that there are implications present, lol. Not to mention, his EX has no influence on the dude. If he wants to get his son an expensive car, he has every right to do so

    • @sleepyearth
      @sleepyearth 4 роки тому +2

      Sure then how does a 17 years old pay for insurance for an expensive car? The upkeeping? Ask money from dad again? Be realistic here.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 4 роки тому +3

      What that dad did is perfectly legal move. But common sense when it comes to such expensive and specific gifts says it would be better to tell beforehand his mother to get her opinion at least. I mean from what I understood, he did tell her that he is buying their son a car. It is kinda weird that he did not thought it important to mention that it is car for 50k just as is silly on his mother side to not ask about it either.
      There may always be a lot of things dad can have no clue about that his mother would have (for example knowledge that expensive cars in their area are getting often stolen or damaged etc.)

    • @thesisypheanjournal1271
      @thesisypheanjournal1271 4 роки тому +2

      He has every right to do so if he doesn't give a shit about the long term repercussions for his son. It will mess up the kid's relationships with is peers. He'll have to be careful where he parks the goddam expensive thing. He'll never be able to independently pay for insurance and repairs. That dad is thinking only of himself, not of what's best for the kid.

    • @wolffrags9856
      @wolffrags9856 4 роки тому +1

      @@sleepyearth Somewhat likely that his dad pays the insurance.

    • @sleepyearth
      @sleepyearth 4 роки тому +1

      @@legendaryslayer8856 Darling. Not everything is Karen. It is called adulting. Try it for a start.

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 3 роки тому +16

    That last lady was crazier than every inmate of Arkham.

    • @laurakiner3942
      @laurakiner3942 3 роки тому

      That lady is so crazy than even the Joker was like, "sh** bro, calm down."

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 роки тому

      @@laurakiner3942 even fucking batman wouldn't want her near Arkham

    • @laurakiner3942
      @laurakiner3942 2 роки тому

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ that is when you realize how badly you fucked up that even Batman doesn't want to touch you with a 10 foot pole.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 роки тому

      @@laurakiner3942 EXACTLY

    • @laurakiner3942
      @laurakiner3942 2 роки тому

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ lol🤣

  • @KirbyHypersweet
    @KirbyHypersweet 3 роки тому +4

    I just love the "Karen" voice I stg nobody after you will ever capture the exact feeling you give it

  • @hamytheturtle
    @hamytheturtle 5 років тому +347

    "You're work is trash"
    "Your a dck"
    Me: blood boils (from the improper use of you're and your)

    • @colin5613
      @colin5613 5 років тому +2

      R/verysmart

    • @liminality8791
      @liminality8791 5 років тому +4

      I is the most Creative Person stfu a lot of people thought this

    • @vixguy
      @vixguy 5 років тому

      HHahahahaa!

    • @megakaren2160
      @megakaren2160 5 років тому +1

      Ur right.

    • @tempsinger6290
      @tempsinger6290 5 років тому +2

      I believe your wrong
      ( See’s person with gun and knife out window)
      I believe you’re wrong

  • @bobbyjon1614
    @bobbyjon1614 5 років тому +182

    that "when I talk to a customer i'll be nice" line is so great, why doesn't everyone use that?

    • @rollothecat2010
      @rollothecat2010 5 років тому +1

      Yes, I thought it was great too. As I listen to these CB stories, I have thought frequently: you are not a customer if you want it free..

  • @rileybishop3597
    @rileybishop3597 3 роки тому +5

    I seriously need a sequel just about what happened with sally “getting shot at was not the worst thing that happened with sally” em

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 4 місяці тому

      idk if there ever was one, but apparently sally was just being harassed by this EM, saying so much shit about her, and sally tried sending a c&d, but EM REFUSED to let the sheriff hand her the papers, so she never got the memo.
      sally was apparently suing her last I heard.

  • @darksentinel1191
    @darksentinel1191 3 роки тому +5

    While the first lady was trying to be "hip" my reaction is as follows.
    Me: *Paine's TFS Vegeta groan* No!

  • @kabukiblooki
    @kabukiblooki 5 років тому +205

    If my kid wasn't a brat,I had the money and an ex
    Totally would do the same thing

    • @anddrom6853
      @anddrom6853 5 років тому +2

      I think he means the UA-cam kid

    • @mr.tuxido5684
      @mr.tuxido5684 5 років тому +2

      The dad wanted to do something nice for his son.

    • @lynneufeld3175
      @lynneufeld3175 3 роки тому

      @Central Intelligence Agency how much are those cars? How many horses under the hood?

    • @katerinaaqu
      @katerinaaqu 2 роки тому

      @@mr.tuxido5684 He can do something nice. He didn't need to go over the top to do it

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 4 роки тому +746

    Okay, as a child of divorce, I don’t think the dad was being a douche. He wanted to get his kid something nice, and he said that relations with his wife were civil.

    • @NickJaime
      @NickJaime 4 роки тому +57

      @@tanyavolmer4784 you would have been right if he gave the car as a suprise but he invited both families over. He not only made it a birthday present but the kid was doing great in school, yet the mother made it clearly about herself and not about their son doing good in school. So we can assume she acted like this that she does this often to the father, who in fact has no obligation to that family.

    • @blackdemonknight
      @blackdemonknight 4 роки тому +18

      @@NickJaime Indeed plus not only was the kid getting it for doing well in school and for a birthday kid but you can count it as an award for getting his drivers liscene the previous month a trifecta of things that count as worthy for this car.

    • @liam_6996
      @liam_6996 4 роки тому +20

      Monroe Robbins I agree like if the dad is a successful businessman he should be able to get his son really whatever he think is best for his if that thing is a 50000 dollar car so be it

    • @cosplaymemories1487
      @cosplaymemories1487 4 роки тому

      Exactly!

    • @crisxian_g
      @crisxian_g 4 роки тому +18

      I’m a child with split parents (they never
      married) and I think it’s not a douche move, he just wanted to give his son something he WANTED to give him, and literally being jealous because a family member has something pricier than what you have, for all we know, the mother could’ve been the literal opposite of the child, not nice, not doing well in school, etc.
      Plus it’s his birthday, this is the equivalent of your boss giving your best friend a damn good raise, and then saying “Hol up, he’s my best friend, so I should deserve at least the same as him!”
      Even though you damn good know he was responsible and real successful in his area of work

  • @kylovesart
    @kylovesart 2 роки тому +5

    Honestly, the way I see it the dad absolutely had every right to send money he wanted to on his son's car. Because he and the mom discussed it first. Sure, she didn't realize how much he was going to be but it sounds like that was more her choice to let him take care of everything than him being secretive. You hear about parents showing up one day with a car that was really expensive without even discussing it with the other parents and I think that's bad. But she knew he was getting a car.

    • @minilea144
      @minilea144 2 роки тому

      her problem was the amount spent. She was jealous. But dad was flexing. I can do this for our kids and you can't.

  • @jdangel6892
    @jdangel6892 2 роки тому +1

    My girlfriend doesn't understand why I love videos like this. It honestly just makes me laugh with everything you post. I've honestly never ran into anyone horrible yet but if I do I'll share my experience. This is just a nice way of passing the time while I work or do other things.

  • @minnystrawb8453
    @minnystrawb8453 4 роки тому +77

    I think it’s okay that he got that car, as long as he’s responsible. And considering how selfish that mom seems, she deserves to have the dad stick it to her. Like, how can you want that money and not just be happy for your child?

    • @stxr_child4574
      @stxr_child4574 4 роки тому +1

      I'm the fast one but I use a lot of gas

    • @sav1052
      @sav1052 2 роки тому +1

      Fair point on the last bit. I would probably give my kid a studier and safer vehicle, something that would keep them safe if they got into an accident, but if they have the funds and give them to the kid in some form, he can't be all that bad.

  • @janellecullison309
    @janellecullison309 4 роки тому +824

    He can get his son a expensive gift, if he feels his son deserves, it’s not the fathers fault the mother can’t afford things like that, I’m a mom of 3 and have gone through a divorce and I would never do this to their dad he has a right to give them what they want just like I do

    • @kr0wns723
      @kr0wns723 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah but for a 17 yo its a bit to much

    • @Suzi614
      @Suzi614 3 роки тому +8

      Exactly!!!!

    • @friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258
      @friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258 3 роки тому +58

      @@kr0wns723 It's his decision, not yours. Not trying to be rude, or anything.
      This is his kid and as a father he can give them whatever he'd like to.

    • @HMcGilli605
      @HMcGilli605 3 роки тому +13

      Well, you’re a great person knowing that the boy deserves that, and the father can give it to him. Those kid of people are so dang annoying, so thanks for not being one of them

    • @warriorthegreat2816
      @warriorthegreat2816 3 роки тому +4

      @@Suzi614 hey man you having no subs but has been on UA-cam for 8 years makes me feel bad so I subbed to you Happy FIRST SUB MAN

  • @colejizba8784
    @colejizba8784 3 роки тому +2

    I deserve the money because I breath air! Lol 😂

  • @channelxname5510
    @channelxname5510 2 роки тому

    Man can roast people with sarcasm effectively. What. A. Human.
    Man's ascended at this point 🤣

  • @whynot8526
    @whynot8526 4 роки тому +602

    Dude, if the dad wants to buy it let him. It’s his money to do so, the kid will love both if he’s treated right regardless

    • @leton7565
      @leton7565 4 роки тому +11

      Absolutely

    • @pedrothevenard
      @pedrothevenard 4 роки тому +22

      He can do whatever the fuck he wants for sure, but still a mom have just as much right to force the kids to not accept the gift, people forget that the legal guardian of the kids can flat out make the kids not accept the car, or even sell it and get the money to help raise the kid, it's completely legal, duchy for sure, but legal.

    • @tiltsword397
      @tiltsword397 4 роки тому +10

      @@pedrothevenard not the kid's mom was bitching about it, but OP's new wife

    • @seamusperkins2526
      @seamusperkins2526 4 роки тому +45

      Exactly. If the roles were reversed, people would be talking about how it just shows how successful the mom is and how strong she is for earning that money.
      But if it's the dad, hes a dick.

    • @seamusperkins2526
      @seamusperkins2526 4 роки тому +21

      @@pedrothevenard not if the car isnt in her or his name.
      If it's in the dads name and it probably is, nothing she can do

  • @Styrelse
    @Styrelse 5 років тому +194

    What the EP could use the money for
    1. English classes
    2. Spelling apps

    • @CTFC_1234
      @CTFC_1234 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @jeremyconaway9180
      @jeremyconaway9180 4 роки тому +1

      i agree, "U wEre sMaRT SoON" the parent says in smartest, clear, and best state of mind

    • @fibecheee
      @fibecheee 4 роки тому +1

      or euthanasia

    • @Styrelse
      @Styrelse 4 роки тому

      @@fibecheee I mean you ain't wrong but
      sksksksksksksk

    • @sirfroze
      @sirfroze 4 роки тому +1

      How about a vaccine, BC apparently vaccines cause autism, and she cant get any dumber.

  • @njdaninja1855
    @njdaninja1855 2 роки тому

    This channel is my #1 channel to have on in the background because I can just listen to them while I play my favorite games

  • @susansusan6612
    @susansusan6612 3 роки тому

    OMG, I'm dying !!! That onslaught of bleeped cuss words....

  • @aNFarm1
    @aNFarm1 4 роки тому +158

    I just love hearing "TOUGH COOKIES!!!" In his Karen voice it just sounds so funny.

    • @Mikah-tt2bl
      @Mikah-tt2bl 4 роки тому +1

      Indeed it does

    • @vardevank
      @vardevank 4 роки тому

      Next you know she said that because she gave her BABY cookies

    • @rerease
      @rerease 4 роки тому

      To that karen
      i k n o w w h e r e y o u l i v e

  • @juggalophunk
    @juggalophunk 4 роки тому +451

    So a dad cant even spoil his son without people saying its a douche move

    • @mioszd3168
      @mioszd3168 4 роки тому +39

      Yeah i was like WHAT ? at the moment he said that probably when his son is doing well in school i guess he can get a awesome present for birthday
      and that is called a douche move

    • @jet2550
      @jet2550 4 роки тому +16

      “My son is doing g-“
      “Shut up douche!”

    • @Eyeofnelms
      @Eyeofnelms 4 роки тому +14

      I wouldn't say he spoiled his son so much as gave him a lesson on each and every way a car can go wrong. BMW = Broken Motors 'n' Wagons

    • @nicklancesabortedchild55
      @nicklancesabortedchild55 4 роки тому +15

      @@mioszd3168 He said Great. So he's probably has All A's. I agree with the dad as well.

    • @sleepyearth
      @sleepyearth 4 роки тому +5

      Ermm how does a 17 years old pay to upkeep the car then? He needs dad to pay for it again? You don't spoil a 17 years old like this. It's too much tbh. if you have a child u would have understand it.

  • @adiyarnyoshi
    @adiyarnyoshi 3 роки тому

    You had about 857,000 subs when you did the calculation (unless I did it wrong) ,now you have over 2x more!!!! You are great entertainment and deserve every single subscriber

  • @111imagine111
    @111imagine111 2 роки тому

    "...... so I can fit them into my car before Sally kills all of us." hahahahahaha that was genuinely so funny, made my day

  • @maralorca6518
    @maralorca6518 5 років тому +81

    The first CB managed to use the wrong "your/you're' on multiple occasions in a single conversation. OP obviously needs to give the book to CB. He/she needs to read more.

    • @Monkeyman12534
      @Monkeyman12534 5 років тому

      I wish they didnt blur out the link

    • @YoDay
      @YoDay 5 років тому +1

      Hey can you tell me the full form of OP btw

    • @turtal2595
      @turtal2595 5 років тому

      @kek xd You're**

    • @teacakes968
      @teacakes968 5 років тому

      Woooosh

    • @turtal2595
      @turtal2595 5 років тому

      ​@@teacakes968 Lmao

  • @TheDelucaChannel
    @TheDelucaChannel 3 роки тому +263

    "because im so entitled, and i deserve that money more than you" in your entitled person voice ROTFLMAO

  • @khaizuto-kun1889
    @khaizuto-kun1889 3 роки тому +1

    I just started watching your vids and I am loving them! Already subcribed and liked the videos I watched!!

  • @Rait3n
    @Rait3n 3 роки тому

    Im a fan and i DEMAND you make more of your AMAZING videos that make me laugh :) Love ya

  • @Milesssxx
    @Milesssxx 3 роки тому +149

    I need dat money because: “mY mOm hAs cAnCeR bRo! ”

    • @Skeletor96ba
      @Skeletor96ba 3 роки тому +8

      i need this $132382038120381203120938109239231 gamer pc and same price chair because my mom has cancer and already has died bro

    • @Alvionalx
      @Alvionalx 3 роки тому +2

      @@Skeletor96ba That’s (12^34e + 1.4928488400730)! (Factorial) Squared Rooted in calculators term.

    • @Skeletor96ba
      @Skeletor96ba 3 роки тому +1

      @@Alvionalx uhhh neat! didnt know that.. just kinda typed numbers not expecting someone to put em in a calculator

    • @bunnyrose9203
      @bunnyrose9203 3 роки тому +4

      *i want to become a youtuber because my mom has cancer*
      Like how the fuccccc is dat gon help

    • @arnoldfossman1701
      @arnoldfossman1701 3 роки тому

      I need the money because I'm a senior with a heart condition and can't possibly live long enough to spend it all. Oh, and I have nobody to leave it to so I have no clue what will become of the vast majority of it when I pass, but I neeeeeeed it. :P

  • @cleetuscleetus2535
    @cleetuscleetus2535 4 роки тому +93

    "Omg your work is amazing may I have it for free?"
    "No"
    "YOUR WORK SUCKS HOW COULD ANYONE WANT THIS"

  • @mikepopiel9808
    @mikepopiel9808 3 роки тому

    I love your vocal talents and sarcasm really entertaining [ not the you know joke I genuinely think that ]

  • @Sonia-lo2pr
    @Sonia-lo2pr 2 роки тому

    His laughing voice is soo attractive & soothing I ended up repeating it 🤣

  • @IcyRegret64
    @IcyRegret64 4 роки тому +147

    Choosing beggars: You'll get so much Exposure!
    Artists trying to make a living: PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT

  • @CarronBarboza
    @CarronBarboza 4 роки тому +301

    The kid splits his time between both parents houses. The dad doesn't need to power play to show he's more successful. It's probably already obvious.

    • @mirkos7196
      @mirkos7196 4 роки тому +5

      That mother is BURND (sorry lerning english )

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 4 роки тому +14

      His intention wasn't to show he's more successful, though. Dude just wanted to do a nice thing for his kid

    • @devilsadvocate7474
      @devilsadvocate7474 3 роки тому +1

      @@MasterOfKnowledge. ya that's what they meant

    • @katerinaaqu
      @katerinaaqu 2 роки тому +2

      @@MasterOfKnowledge. Yeah but still the gift was a bit over the top. He could get him a nice simple new car. It is already a good gift. I mean you don't need to give your son a BMW or a Ferari to do something good for them. He could get him a really beautiful car to start with and do his job. It is already too much that he alone is buying the car while she cannot. He didn't really need to buy a 50K car as well.
      I get what you mean and it is indeed really nice that he thinks his son should get such a nice car but still

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 2 роки тому +1

      @@katerinaaqu Yeah, that's totally understandable and fair. It does seem very show-offy in a way, even if the dad had good intentions. I can see and agree on both sides of the point, I just sometimes like to think people wouldn't be so petty to intentionally do something like that. But that's just wishful thinking on my part, and really hope it's not the case here

  • @seaherne
    @seaherne 2 роки тому

    Omg Dabney your voice has changed so much in the past 2 years! Always been hitting us with the top tier content 💜

  • @birdgvee4982
    @birdgvee4982 3 роки тому

    *puts on whiny voice* "You should give me the money because I'm. a. good. person." XDDD

  • @puppyton2793
    @puppyton2793 5 років тому +227

    Why do I deserve the money?
    Because I follow you bro

  • @Fake_gamer_cat
    @Fake_gamer_cat 3 роки тому +195

    Lmao that dad can buy whatever he wants for his kid. Also, he clearly thinks his kid is mature enough for that type of car and will take care of it

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому +1

      Hey!
      They End-Story had no End!
      Is that all?
      The police just says 'Maybe we look for some missing Boxes later...'??

  • @mattkinley77
    @mattkinley77 3 роки тому

    I deserve it because you blew my eardrums out with your puppy bloopers with headphones in

  • @leonhaley5920
    @leonhaley5920 3 роки тому

    i dont want money from you lol your comments and content pays me enought lol great job

  • @louiswalls9202
    @louiswalls9202 5 років тому +107

    You said you would give each subscriber $800. That's a verbal contract so pay up or you'll hear from my lawyers.

    • @citadel8373
      @citadel8373 5 років тому +5

      Layers!?!?!
      WHY ARE THERE ONIONS IN THIS!!
      AND OGRES!

    • @ktsuk1z918
      @ktsuk1z918 5 років тому +5

      *lawyers* and since I corrected you, I should totally get half of your payment ;)

    • @The-sg4rs
      @The-sg4rs 5 років тому +2

      @@ktsuk1z918 yeah mate I got my *LAYERS* in here so give me money because you emotionally damaged me

    • @finris1
      @finris1 5 років тому +3

      @@ktsuk1z918 You forget to capitalize the L and didn't put in proper punctuation. I know how much people love it when their spelling or grammar is corrected, so I know you will completely agree that I deserve all of your half. Oh, and if you don't, I will call the police on you.

  • @somebody7876
    @somebody7876 5 років тому +174

    8:15 "I have access, to the ENTIRE CURSE WORD LIBRARY!

  • @Sammy_The_Umbreon
    @Sammy_The_Umbreon 2 роки тому +1

    'sleep with one eye open'
    I'd have responded
    'silly you.'
    'I don't sleep :)'

  • @cowking2870
    @cowking2870 3 роки тому +1

    13:23 it's always the police with karens. Doesn't matter if the karen was commiting a crime, boom. Police called.

  • @proud19
    @proud19 4 роки тому +638

    Re: the BMW for the kid, I side with OP. He mentioned with pride how his son’s grades had been. This is clearly indicative of someone with maturity and goals. You reward success like that.

    • @centipedicmonster5084
      @centipedicmonster5084 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah and he gets cool points with all the other class mates with rich parents rather than having to show up in a 1980s Honda

    • @rishabhanand4973
      @rishabhanand4973 4 роки тому +34

      @@centipedicmonster5084 cool points are overrated. i say roll up with a 1980s honda, see who makes fun of him for it so he knows who not to associate with.

    • @namikazer3273
      @namikazer3273 4 роки тому +24

      I agree with op, the kid has done so many things successfully, so his dad can buy him any car so he got him a BMW and nothing's wrong with that, because the kid is successful he will obviously take car of the car

    • @epicepicgirl
      @epicepicgirl 4 роки тому +13

      I agree with op and also, he can do what he wants lmao

    • @aidanchow1051
      @aidanchow1051 4 роки тому +8

      Also I mean he is 17 so he almost is an adult

  • @maddikitten1306
    @maddikitten1306 5 років тому +43

    The dad thought his son was doing well, even got his license. If the son was given a shitty cheap car or hand-me-down clunker, the mom would likely be paying for or begging her husband to pay for any major fixes if the car broke down. From experience, buying old cars or clunkers is what my dad would do to rework them entirely and make them run better. Even so, they only last for so long...
    The son should be able to go between houses easily and not worry about breaking down from the mother's possible definition of a beat-up car. HOWEVERRRR, $50,000 is a lot of money for a car.

    • @lisas292
      @lisas292 5 років тому +4

      I agree. We helped are kids get new cars because they went to college several hours away. You don’t want your son or daughter breaking down on a road at night. But 50k is a lot of money for a first car. The dad may not realize it but he is sticking it to his ex. But he should NOT give her the money. I feel bad for the son caught in the middle.

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +1

      Maybe he comes from a rich family...?

    • @katerinaaqu
      @katerinaaqu 2 роки тому

      @@MuttFitness Well according to his story he was struggling before and he just happened to have his business succeed (or better that he succeeded better than he expected) but still the kid is both parents' child and both should have a saying to this and the mother is kinda right that the gift is over the top for a first car plus it can have complcations to the kid's personality or social life.
      The father is not a douche but he rushed as well
      The mother didn't react well but she has some point hidden under her childish reaction

  • @mykillerkilljoy5108
    @mykillerkilljoy5108 Рік тому +1

    The Dad - trying to give his car a nice car for his birthday because he can afford it and thinks his son deserves it
    Rslash - obviously he's trying to stick it to his ex that she's poor and can't afford it

  • @brittanykaufmann4844
    @brittanykaufmann4844 3 роки тому

    I deserve that money because my roommates have overheard many of your videos, so I've already given you exposure. You should be greatful that I'm too lazy to put headphones on.
    🤣 actually though, your videos are too funny. Keep it up!

  • @lollipopkitten6863
    @lollipopkitten6863 5 років тому +164

    I’m a choosing beggar so I deserve the money more than anyone else.
    God it hurt saying that lol

    • @islaydragons1563
      @islaydragons1563 5 років тому +9

      Crustykitten
      GIVE ME THAT MO-
      *coughs blood*
      ow...

    • @AuroraSkull
      @AuroraSkull 5 років тому +6

      GIVE ME EVERYTHING IN THE WORL-
      *Wheezes*
      Yea ok nope

    • @Elhvir
      @Elhvir 5 років тому +4

      HOW did you manage to say that without basically vomiting blood?! I salute you for your durability.

    • @kevinklas6419
      @kevinklas6419 5 років тому +4

      GIVE ME A-*gets cancer* not worth the cancer bois...

    • @poseidon2363
      @poseidon2363 5 років тому +1

      So. Anyone who speaks that way has cancer?

  • @joshuabeck6008
    @joshuabeck6008 3 роки тому +56

    Ahh yes. The old "I'm having a baby" line. Worked with a guy way back who knocked up his new wife and he only started coming to work about 2 days a week because he was "having a baby". Even though they only just found out she was pregnant. Then he'd fly into rages when his pay was short. Feel bad for that kid. Or anyone thats going to have dealings with that kid later on.

  • @ShapelessIsle
    @ShapelessIsle 3 роки тому +10

    I must remember not to be drinking something while watching these videos. I nearly spit coffee on my monitor.

    • @FredRated1967
      @FredRated1967 3 роки тому

      Just to be safe, get or improvise a sneeze guard for your monitor.
      Personally, I use my phone. 😉

  • @chelseaqualls4047
    @chelseaqualls4047 2 роки тому +1

    My ex used to talk about how influencing was a job and people should be more willing to "collaborate" with them. Then he became a photographer and changed his mind.

  • @mbalazs3544
    @mbalazs3544 4 роки тому +224

    4:38 so the dad is more successful than the wife? Why is him being successful a sin? lol

    • @mprice4674931
      @mprice4674931 4 роки тому +16

      Shit, he can be petty if he wants, I don’t think he is tho. gotta be pretty broke and ridiculous to be envious of your 17 year old son 😂

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 4 роки тому +3

      M Balazs because vagina

    • @nikolepma
      @nikolepma 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly I’d be happy for my kid

    • @jensenatkins8936
      @jensenatkins8936 4 роки тому +4

      Because ask a feminist, and they will tell you that's sexist. Lol

    • @skarmex3439
      @skarmex3439 4 роки тому +8

      Ask any feminist. A man who has 6 figures or more in his bank account is immediately a sexist misogynistic asshole that they for some reason deserve all his money and he be arrested for rape for some reason. That's the brain of a 3rd wave feminist. It's so pathetic it's funny lol.

  • @MoviesManifestation
    @MoviesManifestation 5 років тому +213

    Why I deserve it?
    "because my mom said so"
    Love you rslash

    • @theboy5516
      @theboy5516 5 років тому +1

      Wat

    • @calebsp1335
      @calebsp1335 5 років тому

      my mom said if you do not give me all of it she will kill me :(

    • @plumdestiny6968
      @plumdestiny6968 5 років тому +2

      I was going to say the same soo i will sue for taking my idea because my mom said I can and she knows all the lawyers and judges and will get you sued for A LOT of money

    • @calebsp1335
      @calebsp1335 5 років тому

      @@plumdestiny6968 I will sue you for sueing me cuz my mom is beating me and she is screaming at me to say this so um give me the 675 till or I will get thrown off a bridge plz help

    • @robosanimation1416
      @robosanimation1416 5 років тому +1

      Danial My mom said I deserve it!

  • @aldecursoe7173
    @aldecursoe7173 5 місяців тому +1

    Dude send me the money bro I totally listen to you all the time and I deserve it!! 🤣🤣

  • @echemh
    @echemh 2 роки тому +1

    Been watching alot of these and one thing gets me. I like how these entitled people consider themselves customers when they don't want to pay just get freebies. If u r not paying how r u a customer?

  • @drewmurph2018
    @drewmurph2018 5 років тому +116

    kicker... son crashed the new bmw into a lightpole at 90mph

  • @scvlogs6556
    @scvlogs6556 5 років тому +129

    you NEED to pay me 6 million, I watch ALL your videos and watch the full thing so I DESERVE the 6 millon
    HELLO
    HELLO
    HELLOOOOOOO

    • @florence4372
      @florence4372 5 років тому +12

      *snaps fingers in front of face* hELLoOOOooo???

    • @philipweidnersr
      @philipweidnersr 5 років тому +6

      Give free money... give free money... give free money!

  • @eorlundgraumahne37
    @eorlundgraumahne37 Рік тому +1

    685k? Okay where is my money RSLASH? WHERE IS MY MONEY!?!?!
    Great video btw

  • @Reaper-Leviathan-Official
    @Reaper-Leviathan-Official 2 роки тому

    Because I am "Entitled" to all your money I NEEEED IT him casually sipping coffee

  • @jamescubes
    @jamescubes 5 років тому +142

    To the "douchie move" Dad, NO!! The Dad getting the son a car was his decision and the ex-wife should've gotten a better car for herself.

    • @kylemonic640
      @kylemonic640 5 років тому +7

      TGCuber Ex wife shouldn’t have bitched about it. However it’s generally common sense for your first car to be used and cheap, because it’s going to be the first car he drives he’s prone to get in an accident and since he is young the insurance will be high as hell, even higher now that it’s a 380i. But this dude must be a damn millionaire to be doing this because no sane financially responsible father does that😂

    • @cringeman339
      @cringeman339 5 років тому +1

      TGCuber yes she just jealous so entitled to her self

    • @skt_blue1365
      @skt_blue1365 5 років тому

      i think the ex wife is 50% gold diiger or 50% just wants the car

    • @skt_blue1365
      @skt_blue1365 5 років тому

      i think the wife was 50% gold digger or 50% just want the car

    • @RCT3Crashes100
      @RCT3Crashes100 4 роки тому

      Just wait until the kid rolls it or bumps someone in a supermarket car park - insurance companies salivate over young drivers for a reason, because they know they can bleed their bank accounts dry just from them holding a policy, let alone having to pay the premium!

  • @mecrumbly429___4
    @mecrumbly429___4 4 роки тому +182

    “I don’t think a new graphics card will help her”. FLEX TAPE CAN’T FIX THAT

  • @fightingblind
    @fightingblind Рік тому +1

    The dad made "kind of" a douchy move... BUT! It's his money he can do what he wants.

  • @antonyduhamel1166
    @antonyduhamel1166 3 роки тому

    I couldn't stop laughing at the first beggar who managed to to misuse both "you're" and "your" in rapid succession.
    Also, the reason why I deserve $685,600,000 is because I'd divide the money equally among everyone I know (even if I only know them a little bit) so that a whole lot of people can have comfortable, happy lives instead of just one selfish bastard.

  • @Nick-oo3jv
    @Nick-oo3jv 4 роки тому +83

    Exes have nothing to do with gifts for kiddos. If my kiddo did great in school and life in general, I'll give it. No matter what exes sais. Period

    • @janepaulhutson7426
      @janepaulhutson7426 4 роки тому +3

      Hey Nick, you also paying for the insurance, maintenance and gas, right?

    • @Nick-oo3jv
      @Nick-oo3jv 4 роки тому +6

      @@janepaulhutson7426 that's circumstancial. If kiddo is old enough to drive, then kiddo can pay for gas. And if he doesn't know how to take care and maintain the car I've failed as a parent. Insurance; I'd pay half at first and let him get used to the costs gradually.

    • @janepaulhutson7426
      @janepaulhutson7426 4 роки тому +5

      @@Nick-oo3jv thank you for my laugh today. You might want to crunch some numbers before you talk. New expensive car, male teen driver. Bmw will take care of basic maintenance on new one so that's cool, but still would not give kid that car at that age. Good grades high school = civic.

    • @Nick-oo3jv
      @Nick-oo3jv 4 роки тому +6

      @@janepaulhutson7426 where I'm from it's cold in winter. At age 12 we had some scrap cars and were driving on the ice (4ft+ thick). So when people get their license, they have years of experience already. Not to mention that Sweden also have the safest traffic in the world. Naturally one does not give a decent car to a poor driver. But if they know how to drive properly... No issue. Also don't need to think more than once about numbers. Some of us make more than enough anyways.

    • @xTwilightWolvesx
      @xTwilightWolvesx 4 роки тому +4

      @@Nick-oo3jv Yeah. An expensive car is cool at first, but if your kid can't afford to maintain it/insurance, then you're better off getting them a cheaper car that they can afford. The kid would feel really guilty having to sell it off because they can't afford to maintain the car/insurance. Getting used to the costs won't change whether your kid can afford it or not. It's like buying a mansion for a homeless guy; there's no way they can afford it in the long term.

  • @AndrewZavadin
    @AndrewZavadin 5 років тому +162

    you owe me nothing
    i am entitled to nothing
    ~sad trombone~

    • @skt_blue1365
      @skt_blue1365 5 років тому

      ~plays trombone~

    • @jeffersonvillaluz2862
      @jeffersonvillaluz2862 5 років тому

      ~plays when mom isnt home and gets shotted by a 8 year old toxic fortnite player~

    • @Exoryn
      @Exoryn 5 років тому

      Comedic sad trombone or depressing sad trombone?

  • @xoticclips7139
    @xoticclips7139 3 роки тому

    8:16 my guy got sooo mad LMFAOOOO

  • @banetteisunderrated8823
    @banetteisunderrated8823 3 роки тому

    That first lady’s grammar confuses and frightens me like a toddler on fire.

  • @POOKIE5592
    @POOKIE5592 3 роки тому +48

    I choked on my coffee when you said you'd send Sally to come after her.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому +1

      Hey!
      They End-Story had no End!
      Is that all?
      The police just says 'Maybe we look for some missing Boxes later...'??

  • @fish6550
    @fish6550 5 років тому +65

    8:16, legend is rslash’s brain exploded from having to come up censors for all those swears so fast

    • @comedyblastYT
      @comedyblastYT 5 років тому +8

      We've been telling him, Yugo's borks are a freely available censor noise

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 5 років тому

      Kate Adams what are borks?

    • @oof8580
      @oof8580 5 років тому

      Mr. Android YT yep he’s the censor master

    • @comedyblastYT
      @comedyblastYT 5 років тому

      @@ryanjapan3113 a stupid cheesy way of describing cute barks

  • @giovannigonzalez7864
    @giovannigonzalez7864 3 роки тому

    Are the 685,000,000 dollars still available? Could reaaaallly use them right about now.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobvanveldhuizen4365
    @jacobvanveldhuizen4365 Рік тому +2

    "bossman bossman bossman...bossman bossman bossman bossman bossman bossman, bossman."

  • @scottharmon709
    @scottharmon709 5 років тому +65

    As for the kid getting the 340i? That's awesome! As for the ex-wife/mom? Passionately Hug her!
    Now where's my exposure?

  • @litbird452
    @litbird452 5 років тому +52

    No I think the dad was right paying for something expensive doesn’t always mean your showing off your money he just loved his son

    • @thomaspowell7468
      @thomaspowell7468 5 років тому +8

      Lindsey Young I think the mom undermined herself by being selfish.

    • @gnosticagnostic9326
      @gnosticagnostic9326 5 років тому +6

      Agreed, yes the father is successful. But he wants to share that success with his son. That's awesome!

    • @Redmerkur
      @Redmerkur 5 років тому +3

      its just at his house he probably uses it when the kid is not there like most parents in those situations

    • @amberkjobech4720
      @amberkjobech4720 5 років тому +1

      He was just getting him nice car to show the son that he loved him.

    • @bradhan6811
      @bradhan6811 5 років тому

      That shows the mom was just thinking about her self

  • @jeswainston
    @jeswainston 2 роки тому

    Store lady was looking to be able to sue someone … she’s a crazy piece of work.

  • @beccahetrick9854
    @beccahetrick9854 2 роки тому

    My mom had a rule about cars for me & my sister when we were teenagers.
    First car at 16/17 less than $10,000 and only 4 cylinders, second car at 18+ 6 cylinders, third car 21+ whatever you want.

  • @jackienettleton6212
    @jackienettleton6212 4 роки тому +427

    Dad did nothing wrong, he had the means to buy him what he did. Not his responsibility to make his EX look good

    • @abhishekpradhan6414
      @abhishekpradhan6414 4 роки тому +17

      I don't disagree with you completely but I feel parenting is not as cut and dry as it is. Even if you are not together, you need to make unified decisions for your kid as everything matters. Imagine you being in a group of friends, and one of your friends is not doing good financially, so you would consider that person before making plans that he can't afford to be part of.

    • @PogueMahone1
      @PogueMahone1 4 роки тому +26

      Daddy is being the bitch here. And IMHO, anyone who puts a 17-yo in charge of a dangerous $50K machine has more money than fucking sense.

    • @gabbyturtles5631
      @gabbyturtles5631 4 роки тому +36

      Jackie Nettleton you’re 100% right. The dad from what’s read didn’t do it out of spite he wanted to give his kid something nice. People these days take shit to the heart and are extremely selfish

    • @j.j.juggernaut9709
      @j.j.juggernaut9709 4 роки тому +14

      It feels like one of those stories where hearing the other side might make things a lot clearer. We will never know what types of people the ex-wife and husband are. The guy might have been an asshole and made it seem like he is the victim in this situation and the ex might not have been jealous at all. The mother MAY have been right that instead of a dangerous car, it would be much better to support his son financially... I guess they could just sell the thing lol

    • @ThorbzE
      @ThorbzE 4 роки тому +26

      I just want to point out to all of you that an expensive car (because it is newer and thus better technology) is way safer than an old beater. Crash in an expensive car and you walk away even in ludacris crashes, crash a beater and you might die.

  • @akiralight6861
    @akiralight6861 5 років тому +163

    For the dad who spends 50k on a car, if i was the kid ill be instantly packing my things moving in with my dad.
    Good bye poor life xD

    • @jackshipley8120
      @jackshipley8120 5 років тому +4

      I'd instantly ask him to return the car and just give me the money so I can move out and live by myself outside of either of their homes (and relationships go easier when you don't live with either of your parents, dosen't matter if you got a nice car or not you're just mooching)

    • @GeoStreber
      @GeoStreber 5 років тому +2

      I'd actually buy the 330i instead of the 340i. The inline-6 machines by BMW are among the best ICEs on the planet. The V8 though... not so much....

    • @zorok1861
      @zorok1861 5 років тому +3

      lol if only it worked that way he would have to wait til he's 18 to legally move out of his mom's if she has custody and then his dad has to be ok with him moving in but from the sound of the story it wouldnt be a problem and also in my opinion the dad didnt really do a dick move he just did a dumb move because if his son doesnt have enough experience driving hes highly likely to get into a crash

    • @mzov_1724
      @mzov_1724 5 років тому

      I wouldn't handle it, too much cash on my hands would give me overchoicing and i would most definitely have an anxiety attack choosing a gift for someone at some point.
      I'd ask him to sell it, I'd buy a small yet still working vehicle and I'd use the other 40/45k to buy myself one textbook for college.
      The other 45 would go to actually getting into college in the first place lmao

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline 5 років тому +4

      @@zorok1861 buying the kid a car the people he lived with could never afford is dumb in many ways, thinking that it won't have a psychological impact is dumb for sure...

  • @tonymobley4156
    @tonymobley4156 Рік тому +1

    Sounds like a dad loves his son and wants to splurge on him. He's already paying more child support than is required. Now we get a look at why the mom is the ex. I'm happy when my kids get better things than me!!

  • @treshawnjones3293
    @treshawnjones3293 5 років тому +172

    UA-cam finally monetized rslash I’m so happy for you man Keep up the good work

    • @sethsenshu5799
      @sethsenshu5799 5 років тому +1

      @negima50001 senses?

    • @Nimmo1492
      @Nimmo1492 5 років тому +2

      Does this mean he can give me $1000?

    • @officerbanana9096
      @officerbanana9096 5 років тому +1

      Yay, Good for him!

    • @c0dezeri909
      @c0dezeri909 5 років тому

      YAY!!!

    • @kj4738
      @kj4738 5 років тому

      The ep who was in his story got fired off of UA-cam

  • @noelromerez2034
    @noelromerez2034 5 років тому +174

    Before Yugo: *kept getting demonotized*
    After Yugo: *gets monotized*
    Coincidence? I think not!

  • @jacob9538
    @jacob9538 Рік тому +2

    rSlash: how can i casually bring up my subscriber count in each video

  • @kiwistudiosYT
    @kiwistudiosYT Рік тому +1

    How about do one better for artists: Pay them and THEN give them exposure. It's a win-win for everyone.

  • @saxmusicmail
    @saxmusicmail 4 роки тому +26

    I'm a musician and often get asked to play for free, "for the exposure" for some event or other. I ask, "Did you have to play for the venue? Are you paying the caterers? Table and chair rental? etc. Well, they aren't doing it free 'for the exposure, and neither will we.'" I've also been asked to play just 15 minutes or so, until the MC starts the event. "Oh, and is it OK if we use your microphone?" What they really want is use of my PA system... which I paid a fair chunk for, and use it for free, while having us play "filler music" for 15 minutes. Then hang around for the next 4 hours before taking down and loading up my equipment. No, I don't think so.

    • @dragonrider4653
      @dragonrider4653 4 роки тому

      Same, my mothers friend was getting married and she offered for me to play for no cost. Then when I said no and told them how much I would play the wedding for. She claimed that they would pay with exposure