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r/Cursedcomments | bruh,,. you can't say that
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2019
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Narrator ► / damienleevoice
Teacher: "Emergency!"
Kid named Ency: Whomst has summoned the almighty one?
I summoned a the devil
*ncy
@@silvahedgehog no u
PokemonLover 9836 I'm trying to watch this video but I'm like dying of laughter
@@radiostastefunny9187 r/ cursedcomments
*"Your dead mom flexes on you that she stole your baby"*
H M YES
H M YES
*H M YES*
God how discussing when I steal baby's I don't flex that little guy going straight to the stew pot
@H M
SHUT THE HELL UP
I HATE THIS WEBSITE
1:41 oh Buzz really meant it when he said “to infinity and beyond!”.
Ironic. A cursed comment in the comment section of a cursed comments video
Ow god no please no
Looks like you got a friend in you 😏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@chloricmix2425 what the hell, no
@@ofinukoa9009 said
Porygon: uses flash
The Japanese kids: SUPER EFFECTIVE
Omg😂
In what way is he flashing? 😏
@@thesnakepit4640 Step Pikachu what are you doing
jesus
@@wr0ngs0ul12 ur name say it all in this chat
Japanese children: **Have seizures**
Damien: The 90's were wild
Well, it's not wrong. Those kids were probably shaking like aggressive wild animals
Alexander Lingg and that pokemon epsiode got damn
@@AlexanderLingg shaken like the ocean during 2011
If you watch this one movie by Monty Python from like 1975 you can agree that the ‘70s were on crack.
@Leaf Of a Tree Monty Python and the holy grail is a fever dream
"yeah, no dip sherlock; we have the same dad."
*_"THENWHYDIDYOUSENDMETHEMESSAGE?"_*
Alabama.
Semaj of AcillateM SWEET HOME ALABAMA
hweet some alabama
Hweet hw9m Alan Xhosa
Dqrry jinw slqvzkw
Damian's laughter gives me a level of serotonin I don't think anything else can
Sure about that? :)
This is truly cursed
@@Melonbanana what the fuck
Creep
Yes, Also Same Pfp ✌️
This is why I miss Damien. That laugh, The love for good bois and gorls. And a cool dude.
This made me think of this:
* In Gru's Voice *
*Who run the world? **_gOrLs_*
yes damien does love the good gorls (;
@@adrialeeroman4462 Especially the little ones
Wait am I late? What happened to him?
@@gentrymoore_11 he is back. a few months back he took a mental health break.
The guy hearing his mom say that she hoped he died was mostly clickbait. She said that crying because she didnt want him to suffer through the coma
@ZaraCoco Animations thanks. I'm surprised I even got 3 lol
Maybe she was crying because she didn't get to eat him.
@@randommadman7348 maybe...
@@theceo8738 I can pick up the tab.
@@TweekLudwig thank you ♡
"I do miss my dad through"
EmKay "You and me both"
aww:(
So was that mean damien's Father died!? If it is, i'm sorry dude
@@chloricmix2425 Maybe maybe not ;)
I wouldn't feel anything if he did I would just kinda sit there like. "
🤔
😳
😬
😀"
Damien: *"The 90's were a wild time"*
2020: *Holy my list of plans*
Angel: Uhh this is just Cards against humanity.
God: Yeah payback for Cats 2019
4:36 yo why is he sounding like the end of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” with that laugh.
*M I N I N G F A T I G U E*
Emkay: visible confusion
Intresting way to spell "Organ Failure"
Bruh
It means they're a vegtable cuz the limbs are broker than the average US college student
Jeong Woo Rhee r/cursedcomments
Obsxssixn Aesthetic *audible confusion?
"My child isn't vaccinated and is doing ok"
her child: wither VII
Too bad the child doesn't have resistance
"My angle is completely fine and she doesn't have vaccine"
Her angle: *Radioactive scream*
@@kinkykarnage6991 he would still die of hunger and poison
Funniest fact about anti-vax bullshit is fact that noone stoppe5 to think who is responsible for vaccines being harmfull and these morons are blameing doctors for it while baccines are massproduced by big pharma companies who does not give a fuck about anyone's life at all.
mr G True! I’m pretty sure, the Pharmacy Faculty of the university I go to was not very popular. That might have something to do with your statement.
buzz lightyear starts using his lasers
The doctors trying to pull it out: RAVE TIME
Japanese adult: oh god not again
Fun time
_Buzz time_
The video: smashing people's androids and giving them I phones.
Me who prefers androids: you did what
Same
Android can play Xbox game pass which is clearly better at least until the they get it on apple phones
Same
"You did *W H A T ? !* "
Sams
I sneezed the same time as “When you sneeze a random person dies.”
mr.Stark I don't feel so good
Me: *starts putting pepper in my nose*
Gods trying to tell you something
@@Z3R0Steam r/cursedcomments
Naturally
Damiens laugh for "I devoured his bones and boiled his teeth" is a friggin gift
4:37
@@1lbastone765 glorious
It's kinda fake though. As much as it is entertaining and wholesome, the cowbellyXEmkay channel has no laughs or emotion
SavagePlays 101
deep
@@martinsavage3942 you said CowbellyXEmkay and my instant thought was 2009 ship tribute videos.
3:25
“Scrumptious absolutely fine cuisine the sauce the fragrance it was chewy and cooked to perfection!”
Hi again some guy without a mustache
How dare you compare me to that fool my brother is always the popular one but I his arch nemesis “some guy with an evil mustache” shall defeat him
Mmmm
Reddit: "The world is LITERATLEY on fire!"
Him: HA HA HA HA
Did those uncultured heathens just call Dipsy “The green one”
*cocks shotgun* We have heathens to burn.
"It was his hat, Damien! HE WAS NUMBER 1!"
the green one is my favorite!
Waluigi In Smash
“ the great one...”
*gets shot*
*reloads gun with righteous intent*
"I devoured his bones and boiled his teeth"
Damien: *laughs*
He only laughing because If he don't I'ma make him drink this tooth soup.
poop UwU hello astolfo from fate
Nice name
hahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
What's wrong with laughing at that
everytime you sneeze, someone dies.
me who sneezes a few times in the morning 24/7:
BigDaws: Smashing people’s androids, Then buying Them iPhones-
Damien: *phone is phone*
If someone smashed my Android, I'd beat the crap out of them.
Not an iPhone hater, I just prefer Androids to iPhones.
The only android I'd smash is android 18 😏
@@AshburnTheBurningHedgehog What the actual hell.
@@flamesamurai6315 lol
R/cursedcomments
"You can't say that."
"But I just did so now what?'"
...
I see you everywhere
What a madlad
*unsay*
The more I watch these, the more I realize I have a sick sense of humor and a maniacal laugh.
Ah so people I've met
Same
Hm
ikr
Yeah same
4:32 FUNNIEST LAFF EVER CREATED BY MAN KIND 🤣🤣
5:25 funfact it was actually Pikachu but because Pikachu was the main pokemon,they put the blame on porygon and now porygon is gone
you could say he's now pory-gone.
@@nadinedepelteau7959 take my like and leave
Pory gone
700 Japanese children have seizures watching Pokémon.
My brain: Pikachu, use lightning bolt!
It’s super effective! The opponent was hospitalized!
Boltund, use nuzzle!
It's super effective! The opponent was paralyzed!
Yeah and the ones that dont die, you can roast over a grill
spinebreaker the end r/cursedcomments
Here is my idea!
Hitman use actual knife
The opponent literally died...
spinebreaker the end r/cursedcomments
And I just realized.. you did a cursed comment on a cursed comment video 0-0
**Porygon Episode starts**
Ash: “Pikachu, I choose you!”
**Kids have seizures**
**Episode ends**
Random pokemon that did nothing wrong but premiered in the episode: is never seen again.
Pikachu, the pokemon that was the cause of it: is still on the show.
I guess the kids just weren't a match for Porygon
Just like birth
Oh neat, I was actually born on the day this episode aired in Japan.
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 did your mom seizure and you just popped out?
Megalovania is gonna play in any fights I participate, no matter if I win or lose
2:03 when i got to this second was the moment i genuinely caused a scene in the waiting room for my phisiotherapist, i wheezed and cackled so histerically that the reception guy poked his head to have a look
Damn😂
Nothing I’m not used to though
2:50
“Thenwhywouldyousendmethemessage?!”
Ohhhmygod-
I completely lost it at that part
How fast it’s said with the WTFWHY tone
I had to rewatch that a few more times 🤣
Royale TeaStrnge that ENTIRE text message string is just many levels of fucked.
k
*WEE WOO WEE WOO*
I AM THE EMOJI POLICE YOU HAVE TO REMOVE EMOJIS FROM YOUR COMMENT OR ILL REPORT
@@diskdem0n emojis aren’t 911 worthy you absolutely dumbassing
Nobody:
Damien: that makes me retract.
The buzz light-year one
Up-up- and beyond
Makes me shrivel up
phantom joker probably like this “to infinity and your anus!”
@@gunjesus7110 r/cursedcomments 😑
@@gunjesus7110 *_TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND THE BUM_*
Damien makes me laugh so much harder than robin, jack, and Lexi 😆
"The last animal you killed is the animal you are reincarnated as."
Me: Im a cat C:
EXCUSE ME
Im a human
@@alex2005z Gg
Myself then
@@Melonbanana hahahahhaa lmaooo
How to un-vaccinate 101:
1: Tell them "You ate 3 vitamin gummies not four"
2: then call them big gay
3: done
Y'all know somebody ate a whole jar of gummy bear vitamins, as he was a immigrant used to gummysnin jars. We broke a wrist, and was taken to a hospital. He slipped into a coma and it was found the vitamin amount was dissolving his bones. This is why he broke his wrist from tripping. Don't overdose on vitamin gummies. Only take 2.
@@colethepwner5243 Damn
I think I saw a video on it
Cole Longstaff
I saw that video too
@@colethepwner5243 from chubbyemu?
1:42 “Were not aiming for the truck”
Nooooo
Yes....
r/CursedCommentsInACursedCommentVideo
LMFAOO
I
1:59 thats how Michael Jackson not only got his high voice but also found his early end
8:24 when the g falls off the "free grapes" sign
1:40 (*muffled*) “to infinity, and beyond!”
OH-
It seems infinity has come to an end
@@Skinmancentral it has only began
sparki 99 -abortion joke- Looks like lightyear is nine months in
@@Skinmancentral get out.
Damian: censores out curse words
Also Damian: doesn’t censor out a hole in someone’s FRICKING hand
Ngl I was glad he didn't, I found it really fascinating. It is really cool to see something like that. Obviously I hope that person's hand healed alright. They must have found it interesting enough to take a picture though.
e̸ r̸ r̸ o̸ r̸ 😂wtf
I mean it's kinda cool to see something like that
*Now I wonder what would an ass will look like if there's another hole In it*
@@megarayquaza9054 1. A deeper hole...... 1. A bigger hole
Nice profile pic it’s Elizabeth from seven deadly sins
Emkay, you HAVE to play cards against humanity
10:30
[Smashing People's Androids, Then Giving Them iPhones]
Me, a loyal 'Droid user: 👿
Well You Got FNF (Friday Night Funkin) SO I UNDERSTAND WHY
Smashin people's brains then givin em siri
@@temmie9391
Anyone with bad Internet or none whatsoever will be in serious trouble then.
@@Mr_Original nah they got em train station free internet
@@temmie9391
OK, so bad Internet then. Screwed.
Nobody
EmKay: "That makes my dong *r e t r a c t s* "
Damien speaks the language of gods
Time stamp?
@@agaveboy whhhyyy
And the wings just KSHICK
extend and your like
*AHOUAH*
Correction:
The wings go KSHIK, and you're just like, " Ah, a bit frisky we are today."
"To the infinity and beyuuuuuaaa"
Looks like he has a friend in him
To Infinity and my but
' looks like you got a friend in you '.
1:57
I literally can not stop laughing at the sound he makes 😂
Watching the cursed comments series through the UA-cam recommendations is like traveling back in time.
“We’re not aiming for the truck”
I mustn’t like it has a nice amount of likes
we are aiming for the bowl of toiletia!
"You will reincarnate as the last thing you killed..." So I live my life again! Aww crap.
You get a second life
U did not just say that
@Yūdoku毒毒Drawings wdym doe :>
imma dislike my own post- id rather fall aseep for 5 years than die now
perfect at 69 likes
1:58 *Sound of surprise pain intensifies*
*oWoW*
Why does that sound....
Damian: I miss my dad too.
dude......if my favorite way to be happy is sad, I’m gonna fucking riot.
People who've had Botox and shit... just go to 'em and say:
"Are you a newspaper, because you've been edited."
Especially plastic surgery and silicone booties :)
It’s 7 am and I haven’t slept but this is worth staying up
bruv i slept 13 hours
Hahaha same
always get the sleep you deserve bruh
Its always worth it for damiens own jokes and his funny laugh
Spinel I thought you were still in the garden?
Why does Damien have such an Evil villain laugh lmao
Fun fact
Not only "Electric Soldier Porygon" got banned from airing ever again, but Porygon itself was prohibited from appearing in the anime again for many years
Best part is, Pikachu was THE one that triggered the infamous epilepsy seizure.
Meaning Porygon was wrongfully punished
Buzz launched his wings and said "to infinity, and beyond"
Luke Berden Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
Why do Anti-Vax Children even need to go to school? It’s not like they will grow up to get a job with that knowledge.
they wont grow old enough before they die
And vaccinated kids do?
Sup3r Ryan or grow up at all.
@@hughmann204 Not if I have anything to say about my Thanksgiving feast
@@hughmann204 How about I just eat it with the dirt?
the Porygon Episode is the Memetic Agent for epileptic kids...
That little exchange between Cynical and Elvis made me smile.
Buzz Lightyear: *wings extend*
"TO INFINITY, *AND BEYOND* !"
If anyone knows how to screen shot of this and put it on r/cursedcomments
@@tacomayre5110 Use something called Snipping Tool to do it.
Beyond pain, that is
Emphasis on the BEYOND part
Never trust China made materials they tend to go wrong many times in this case, RIP
Quiet kid: walks into classroom with his backpack
*megolovania starts playing*
I think you mean pumped up kicks my human
mickinator05 I think they both work due to Megolovania being a boss theme. But that's just my opinion.
It can’t play if you’re Sans bru
Also *Megalovania
*why do I hear boss music*
“There is another.”
I laughed so hard at that I think I sh*t myself a little
4:04 the way he insists on making this as imaginary as unicorns is an insult to my childhood
I just realize the Porygon episode’s initial are “ESP”.
This is literally a case where you can say:
Porygon used Psyshock
It was super effective!
Except for the fact that it was Pikachu that made the Scene that caused the Seizures...
- LibertyPrimeV1 - pikachu doesn’t have any abilities that would effect the psyche of a child.
Good job ruining a joke.
@@Egryn correction, Pikachu can learn Attract...
- LibertyPrimeV1 - does Attract make children convulse and froth at the mouth?
@@Egryn well attraction effects everyone differently so maybe, it's a joke. I was replying to your comment about Pikachu not being able to learn any sort of move that effects one's psyche
2:35
You know it’s a good meme when Damien wheezes before he reads it.
Damien: Reads disturbing things
Also Damien: *Satanic laugh echoes*
I love your laugh at the Megalovania playground one, that's a good laugh
seeing a therapist: expensive
hearing Damiens laugh: free and cures deppresion :)
katarina matić it took me sometime to understand the joke
hearing damien: needs internet, electronics, and youtube. not free, only makes people feel happy for a little bit.
@@siamenace4680 you must be fun at parties :/
I bet the last thing heard before the wings extended was “TO INFINITY AND BEYOND”
"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND"
"Oh *NO*-"
Yeah, but I bet it was so muffled it just sounded like a fart.
To infinity....and beyond ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"WAIT NO..! AH~!!"
Hmmm ah yes the ass is made out of ass
@@arctohru no
i've been watching you for one whole year and this is my first time realising that the hand is not doing the okay hand from its back
0:23 mining fatigue? what is this, China?
*r/CursedComments is literally the reason why i installed Reddit*
Yeah, same
The unvaccinated child: **is dying**
Me, looking for souls to shove in robotic bodies: Stonks
Hmm
Since you are role-playing, you now have the 1000 year gay.
how many animatronics ennerd
The new FNAF game sounds like it's coming along well
Ah, I see....
E n s l a v e d c h i l d
Good to know there’s another Damien out there
your videos make me feel better while im crying
Man this sucks i have a sore throat and i keep laughing it hurts so bad
That's not the only reason...
@@Anonymous-ww3zs oh
I don't think your dad choking you is funny dude
"The buzz lightyear toy got stuck when inserted" *what the hell happened here?*
t h a t s w h a t s h e s a i d .
Well... The buzz lightyear toy got stuck when inserted...
Whatever it was, Hell *definitely* got involved
The person was just honest.
In other cases you hear the have fallen onto it :D
"you got a friend in You"
11:51: All fun and games until you walk up to a playground and Megalovania doesn't play.
Damian make quarantine a whole lot better!
Minecraft Channel: *Says frick*
Everyone: _You can't say that!_
frick
Damn dude, leave some comments for us
*Laughs in Pewdiepie*
Bengt cries in spanish
*TOP 10 MINECRAFT UA-camRS WHO SWORE*
4:15 well that scarred me for life not as much as him though.
It's cursed the image here is definatly cursed
You find it the picture if you seach for obsidian knife cut
I saw worse. Way worse. Don't google "Nikki Catsouras" or you will see what I see
PureSweetWishes Did you google it? Because if you did, bless your soul.
@@motherofdogs7980 oh god
His laugh omg!! Love it
bro, all their laughs give me life
1:40 Y'all ever just like... Shove a Buzz Lightyear action figure up there
Yes
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access maybe he crawled In there
this is the 'beyond' in his catchphrase "to infinity and beyond."
Yes it feels good why else would I do it?
to infinity and beyond!
"Smashing people's Androids"
You mean throwing them at the ground and they don't break because they're not iPhones?
Throw a Nokia at an iPhone factory at then retrieve it from under all the rubble, unscratched.
@Русский Гопник techrax would do that gladly
Nice PFP as of Dec 11 rn
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 my brother has a Nokia and he broke it
@@auroradreemurr8808 is your brother the hulk?
Whenever I watch these with the kids in my basement, we all have a good laugh, and then an hour later I have a good dinner.
Teacher: today’s lesson: finger painting
The person called painting:
1:47
To infinity and beyond has a whole new meaning.
Lmao
😳
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat
*The wheelchair*
R/angryupvote
69th liker
This comment has 69 likes and i don't wanna ruin this perfect piece of art
Talha Jhon it’s already ruined
Correction the brain
I don’t know why, but r/cursedcomments is always the best when narrated by Damien
oMfG I’m *DYING* over that Santa conversation
Buzz Lightyear : * extends wings *
Emkay : **squeaky toy noise**
The seizures were Pikachu though, because he electrocuted missiles. Porygon got blamed because they can’t ban Pikachu.
damian laughter feels like im in a room with a insane dude
You are :)
1:21
It's called a plastic bag, make it double or triple, it provides 2 minute results
Person:I devoured their bones
Damien: That’s not even f- HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dat laugh
He'd make a good cartoon villain :)
His laugh is the best thing I’ve fucking heard 😂
nobody:
Japanese kids: turn off the lights I can't hear
i love rewatching these damians laugh i miss him :(
0:52 he sounds so concerned yet so amused