Anthony Jeselnik's Grandma Got the Last Laugh With a Bible Prank | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
- Omg a perfectly executed joke and she stuck the landing.
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Anthony, did you read your bible?
Yes grandma, I wish it was longer 🤣
lolol
Said no HONEST person, ever….
Thanks. I was without voice.
666！
His pauses, tempo and general timing is just amazing.
This is so true, the way he emphasizes on “have you been reading your bible” hinting at the fact that theres a deeper meaning to it is so good
@@forever2039 Hes a Genius.
"I'm on chapter 4" 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
"Yes Grandma, I wish it was longer!!"
@More Plates More Delts the bible has several books in it, each of which have their own chapter numbers. so if you say "i'm on chapter 4" it makes it obvious you weren't actually reading it, because if you were, you'd specify which book (matthew, mark, luke, john, etc.).
"Have you been reading your bible?"
… I wish it was longer
@@jamieboulton1705 this is from 2 years ago and i can't really see what the context was, but i know it's the joke, iirc i was explaining it in a reply to someone who didn't get the joke
My grandma sent this to me. I'm a college freshman.
I don't know what to make of this.
she says fuck you
You have an awesome grandma.
@@yt-sh 🤣🤣🤣
just say fuck u 2
My grandma is the type of conservative orthodox grandma that would have called him a potty mouth lol. Your grandma's fucking cool
He nailed it. Four minutes for one punch line and he nailed it.
There were at least 4 punchlines
This is honestly one my favorite jokes ever. The delivery got me so outta nowhere the first time I heard it.
try to make that joke without his delivery, not gonna work
Classic. The ending was so brilliant, he had a hard time keeping a straight face in the final seconds :D
incorrect, he is smiling as a part of his act to make the audience believe that his next words are going to be positive and joyful.
@@Nayazeta Well, they kind of were :D
I was expecting him to end the story with him finding money that grandma left within the pages and a joke about faith and money, or something on this line! He's truly a master deceiver. 😂
You pick up the formula of the act after a while and then it's not *quite* as good.
'Thanks Grandma that's exactly what we talked about.'
He has some of the best delivery of any comedian I have ever seen
I was expecting a different more positive ending. 🤣🤣
You havent seen too much of Anthony Jeselnik then
Go check Kevin harts joke... exact same but a positive ending 😂
You are at the wrong place bro
Same😂😂😂
how disappointing it would have been to be right
Let me guess, there was money on the bible.
Oh boy was I wrong.
If you think that you guessed a punchline from a Jeselnik joke, you can be 100% sure that it’s not gonna be it.
@@meanteg the screwed up thing is sometimes they even hint at the punchlines in the video title but in the end he still managea to blindside you. The way he tells his stories draws you in so much you almost forget he's a comedian and gonna hit you with a plot twist you should have seen coming but didn't. It's a gift
That was my thought exactly...... If you read your Bible then you'll find some hundreds in it...... And if you don't then I know you're lying if you're calling me for money! Boy did I get it wrong as well lol
This is my favorite joke of all time. Not only is it exceptionally well written, it suits his dry delivery perfectly, and the punchline is hilarious even if you know it's coming.
I agree. The whole time you think ahead and are expecting there to be a wad of cash in the bible
@@yeltsin6817 Couldn't have been. Because Kevin Hart told that joke ;)
@@Volkbrechtreally? Which special?
I don't get it.
@@willinguyen1 I don’t either.
I showed this to my mother (who is 80) and a while later was giving her crap about something, and she looked at me and said, (and I'm not kidding), "Did you remember to read your Bible?"
💀💀💀
I want to party with your Mom
He broke before the punchline, it was just too good .
He didn't break. He was just playing it as if the end of the story was the one every-one expects : there is money in the Bible.
"I'm on chapter 4" , Is almost as good of a line as the punchline! And " just like we talked about" . Great joke.
If that story is true, then his grandma is the greatest grandma in human history
Its not a true story. He made it up to make his grandma look like a piece of shit. Its better than real
@Isaac Kamstra I think he said that in his Shakespeare special
This is Actually a stolen bit from Kevin Hart
He stole this
Grandma =greatest comedian
Even if he had Covid-19 Anthony’s test would come out Negative... that’s just who he is.
That's just how much bullshit COVID-19 is lol
He was really building expectations I mean this story is as old as time. Even Kevin Hart said this on Conan about his Mom putting cheques in his Bible secretely. Anthony just built expectations and then...bamm😂
My grandma mailed me a check for 2 bucks and change back in the day. Would have cost me more in gas to drive to the bank. Grandmas are the best.
To everyone complaining he stole Kevin Hart’s story, he didn’t. This story has been around for decades, sometimes changed to parents putting allowance money in a textbook to get their kids to do homework.
Yes grandma, I wish it was longer. Lmfao
There was a time in my youth when I had to hide some cash (don't ask) and I hid it in my Dad's bible because I knew it was the one place he'd never look. That's not even a joke. It literally happened. But it does make me appreciate this story a lot more. 🤣
The low level laughter at "I'm at chapter four" shows how few people have been reading their Bibles.
I thought it was a reference to bankruptcy.
so there is still hope for the world. Religion is insanity. Religious madness is a pleonasm
Dont know what youre talking about the bible does have chapters
@@danroach8801 most people would say I’m on Ephesians or Matthew or something 😂
Not chapter four that’s why it’s funny.
I was thinking the same thing
He makes you think you know what the punchline is but an Anthony jeselnik joke is never predictable
He does a great job of making you think 1 way and then totally surprising you lol
Growing up in a strict Pentecostal Christian household, every parent had this same story. It's meant to inspire you to read your Bible so you'll appreciate a gift greater than money.
My own grandmother would give us money but never accept it in return, to the point that she would be offended if you tried. So she would find a random $20 bill in her Bible that she read pieces of every morning, but she had to accept it because she never knew which grandchild returned the cash to her.
This joke gave me nostalgia and made me laugh so hard at the end.
Thats kind of sad actually lol. Sounds like helping her granddkids was important to her. Should have given it back to her more secretly
At first I was thinking she put money in the Bible, but the. Realized enough money to really help would be noticeable stuffed in a book. Then I though oh shit she wrote him a check and stuffed it in the book somewhere. What actually happened was even better. LOL
Well at least grandma is still alive... with Jeselnik I expected the ending to be MUCH worse.
i was expecting it to be packed with cash. boy was i surprised by the ending.
Jeselnik is hilarious. His one lines are dark, but it’s his and it’s funny 😂😂
Never, ever, assume that you can guess how an Anthony Jeselnik story will end, no matter how good you are. All this time I was expecting him to find a $1000 cheque from his grandma stashed in the Bible, if he would just have bothered to read it like she asked him to.
But no, this punchline is a hundred times better. Way to go, grandma!!
Jeselnik is the absolute grandmaster of misdirection.
Jeselnik is awesome. Freakin' hilarious.
I thought he was gonna steal Kevin hart story word for word 😂 , kev has a story that is the exact same as this but at the end his ma had put all his rent checks for a year in the bible
He basically did.. unless this was before Kevin’s joke?
He stole the joke man.... no difference except this variation is just awful with no real punch line...
@@iintensiify Are you kidding? This punchline is way better than Kevin Hart's. Although it's a bit unfair to compare the two, since this is an actual joke and Kevin Hart seemed to tell like just a random story that happened with him.
@@iintensiify not really bro its definitely pushing it but kev had a true story about this that he didnt do in his stand up I only saw him talk about it on an interview but Anthony made it into a joke and used misdirection to make us think he was stealing his joke and then went the complete opposite way for the punchline
I'm pretty certain that the "treasure in the bible" story predates Kevin Hart. The very first version I heard had $100 bills interleaved in the pages.
I saw him open for Chris Rock a few years ago, and he stole the show
One of his best! He’s brilliant
Every time someone asks me to tell a joke, this is the one I tell.
first joke I heard from him. Now he's the only one that can make me laugh uncontrollably. GOAT
Wiping tears from my eyes
This may be one of Jeselniks most well written and perfectly delivered jokes
the joke/story is old, but he added all the good parts :D
If you get a chance 2 see Anthony live, do it. He is absolutely amazing
At least Anthony’s grandma had a sense of humor. I’ve got not a single dime from mine, nor a single laugh.
this is one of my favorite jokes ever
Perfect. This is a masterpiece of a joke.
I didn't see that ending coming, which is why I love listening to Anthony Jeselnik.
One of the best joke writers.
His grandma is a G
Damn it! He got me again! I was sure there would be a check in the Bible.
I watched a lot of comedy, and even though I'm not the biggest jeselnik fan, this is my favorite joke ever
That was the best bit I've heard in years.
the King of the bait and switch set up.
classic jeselnik 😌🤣
This is probably one of his top three jokes
...that was not the Bible story I was expecting... 🤣
Awesome Grandma.
This literally made me cry laugh. Someone next to me asked if I was ok. I had to explain that I was watching standup.
Hes the Type of guy that should NEVER EVER SHAVE HIS BEARD.
Greatest story ever told!
Yeah, it wouldn't be a Jeselnik story without that ending... :D
I could see this coming a mile away and I still laughed.
haha good ending. Kevin Hart told the happy version of that story on Howard Stern
I thought it'd be a check😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, that’s why the joke is hilarious
He had us in the first half not gonna lie 😂
Bill Hicks Level
Has to be one of the greatest jokes ever.
i honestly thought there's gona be money in the bible. boy was i wrong. hehehe.
I love this joke
I told this joke to my Priest , and He couldn't stop laughing !😅
Every has to make there grandma listen to this you are tasked!
One of the perfect timed jokes.
Oh man, grandma gave Anthony the beat down.
At this point you may just type the word "curveball" on the search engine bar and a picture of a baseball pops up.
🤣🤣🤣 oh my God that's funny exclamation point I fucking love this guy!
Bruh that lead-up was so long I knew it wasn't going to be full of cash xD did not disappoint!
How many people expected the Bible to be cut out and filled with money? I think he ended the joke with "FU" just to mess with us, knowing we were all gonna expect that ending and were thinking "eh I know where this is going...".
Yes! That made me lol for real 😆
Most Grandma's a smarter than their grandsons
This guy. Cant wait to watch 2021
Wonderful ending.
I thought there would be money in it. That was genius.
Man I have been looking for this video for long time 😅😊
Norm McDonald would love this
this guy is genuinely funny
This was a perfect joke.
I gave my brother a harmonica for present inside a carved out book on economics. At least he opened it up the same day !
Greatest plot twist of all time.
I always replace "have you read your bible?" With "have you been watching Alex jones?"
A bit surprised at the amount of people who first heard this story from Kevin Hart. Thought the money/allowance in Bible that the student/kid never opens was a fairly popular lesson parents liked to tell over and over again.
Bro I thought the money would be in the bible on the first page he got me good.
I knew it! Knew it wasn't money!
😂😂😂😂 deffff thought there was money in the Bible!!
Perfect Misdirection haha
my grandmother convinced my aunt to bring me to the United states! she really loved me
You could still move to Pakistan or Palestine
this is my favourite joke ever!!
Greatest story ever i wish it was longer!!! 😆
The best One Man!
Be honest, you were expecting him to say he saw a check even though you knew that it wasn't possible because there would be no punchline.
Ha! His Grandma is just like him🤣
dam, i thought g'ma had taped $100 bills to several pages. G'dog is Cooold.
Was expecting " and inside, there was tons of money, she did it to get me to read the book"
That woman is a saint.. Lmfao
He’s gold