Anthony Jeselnik Helps a Friend Get an Abortion | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @lune78
    @lune78 2 роки тому +880

    I love Anthony. You think you know where he's going, but then he manages to surprise you everytime with the most outrageous, offensive punchline. My kind of comedian 👌

    • @AndaraBledin
      @AndaraBledin 2 роки тому +11

      I was thinking about it, and if you wanted an even worse gift, you could get them a coupon for 1 small taxidermy... like people sometimes do for beloved pets... >_>

    • @lune78
      @lune78 2 роки тому +4

      @@AndaraBledin Oh God lol. Yup you definitely found something worse there, Anthony would be proud.

    • @suzettegodfrey4485
      @suzettegodfrey4485 2 роки тому

      Good I got to see your new car I got a new car I have to pick you off and pick you off I can get your stuff to your house I can get your money for a pick me pick you up I have to your pick and up and I have a car and I can pick up the girls I can get your dad pick you off at the time and pick you pick your time up for pick you pick your time up and I have to your pick you pick your car and I can pick up a time and I have to pick you pick your time and pick up a pick you up at your car I have a pick you pick your time and pick up a car or a pick you yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @S1X_Bucks
      @S1X_Bucks 2 роки тому +1

      That's what makes it unfunny. Knowing that his innocent story is going to have a dark twist. Just makes it all so predictable. Gets old quik.

    • @azahias9
      @azahias9 2 роки тому

      Dude is an accidental train wreck that still somehow manages to accomplish the villains goals 🤣

  • @ersellote
    @ersellote 2 роки тому +1337

    This guys comedy is what would happen if a psychopath starts doing stand ups instead of killing people, and I love it.

  • @michaeldickerson9192
    @michaeldickerson9192 11 місяців тому +135

    My wife had to have an abortion for a medically unviable baby. Most heartbreaking day of my life. Her best friend sent a succulent in support. Anthony thank you for your humor about the worst moment I’ve ever experienced. It’s healing to be able to laugh about something so painful.

    • @TTFerdinand
      @TTFerdinand 8 місяців тому +15

      My wife's reasoning was:"We can't afford to bring up twins." I was with her at the ultrasound when we got the news. No medical condition. She immediately burst out crying, I hugged her and told her that we're gonna be okay, no matter what. I was opposed, but she went and had it done anyway. It was her final decision, but maybe I should've put my foot down more firmly. But I didn't know how. I had a weird dream, I think right after the abortion, with The Hollies singing "He's not heavy, he's my brother". I had heard it before, but didn't know the name of the song or the name of the band, I had to search it up using words like "heavy" and "brother". I still can rarely listen to it without tearing up. They'd be 17 this year. It will haunt me for the rest of my life. I should have done more to assure her that we're gonna be fine.

    • @updawgsent.5338
      @updawgsent.5338 7 місяців тому +5

      @TTFerdinand I can't imagine what that's like, I'm sorry. I will pray for you to find peace.

    • @coreysonders8919
      @coreysonders8919 6 місяців тому +2

      Who cares tf

    • @miz2975
      @miz2975 6 місяців тому +4

      It's so considerate of your wife's best friend to give her something that she doesn't have to take care of for the rest of her life 🙏

    • @Fyre1745
      @Fyre1745 6 місяців тому +5

      I do stand up and that is so honorable to differentiate between a joke and real life. You’re cool

  • @gingin12369
    @gingin12369 8 місяців тому +37

    You know a comedian is great when he can make you laugh for 15 minutes using a depressing situation as content!!! You either love this man or hate him! I love him.

  • @scy22
    @scy22 2 роки тому +39

    Heartbreaking. You know you have a great comedian when they can make you chuckle for 14 minutes straight, through tears.

  • @LiteBluBeltBoy
    @LiteBluBeltBoy 2 роки тому +93

    He is one of the best comedians around. His jokes seem effortless

  • @juggahnic
    @juggahnic 2 роки тому +39

    I had seen Anthony perform this story live a couple of times. He is a great comedian because of his precision and dedication to his craft. Every movement and word is practiced to perfection. And he's incredibly funny.

    • @da40flyer
      @da40flyer 2 роки тому

      Am seeing him live in a couple weeks for the first time. Can't wait. :)

  • @streetmagik3105
    @streetmagik3105 2 роки тому +143

    "Hey, did you lose some weight?" 🤣🤣 Brutally hilarious!

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Рік тому +25

    "think of something worse and i'll change the fucking joke"
    one of the best comedic moments i've ever seen

  • @marioturcotte7938
    @marioturcotte7938 2 роки тому +129

    To me Anthony style of a large volume of jokes where he will make you laugh even though you know exactly where the joke is coming yet he still has fresh twist to surprise you is an incredibly high amount of difficulty. What he did here keeping his style while keeping an overall larger narrative is the natural progression for him and as difficult as it maybe I hope he finds a way to keep it up.

    • @OysterSnow
      @OysterSnow 2 роки тому

      I hope he goes back to more outrageous liners because his stry telling jokes are funny but... funny like uncles at a family party. Or work colleagues funny.
      I usually love his stuff. This was boring.

  • @djo-dji6018
    @djo-dji6018 Рік тому +18

    This is comedy perfection from beginning to end. Ridiculous and thoughtful, provoking but never fully cynical, even strangely sweet or melancholic at times.

  • @brynly1339
    @brynly1339 2 роки тому +159

    Genuinely hope he makes another special that just makes the last two look tame 😁

    • @HawkGuy82
      @HawkGuy82 2 роки тому

      Eagerly waiting! That'll be a MUST see!

  • @rokpodlogar6062
    @rokpodlogar6062 Рік тому +19

    that's what i like about dark comedy - it helps to alleviate the hardships of life, make you think about a serious topic from another angle, that is neither incorrect or correct, it is strangely true no matter how off it may seem and it's both serious and funny. and it's always with a twist and even though you expect it, you never really see it coming.

  • @utter7465
    @utter7465 2 роки тому +232

    If only the rest of the world could have a sense of humor like this man.

    • @M1dnightRunner
      @M1dnightRunner Рік тому +1

      You really don't pull off sarcasm very well.

    • @acho-xc3rg
      @acho-xc3rg Рік тому +2

      Yes the world will be happy place to live then

    • @quinngerlinger7347
      @quinngerlinger7347 6 місяців тому +2

      @@M1dnightRunnerI don’t think it was sarcasm mate

  • @jon3113
    @jon3113 2 роки тому +288

    Brutal, absolutely brutal. Smart and strangely thoughtful.

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 2 роки тому +10

      💯. Unflinching, literally and figuratively, and honest. Strangely moving...

    • @uzomanworgu6458
      @uzomanworgu6458 2 роки тому +1

      really thoughtful!!!

    • @ih1183
      @ih1183 2 роки тому +2

      The comedian is as lame as this comment.

    • @jamesbrogle8126
      @jamesbrogle8126 2 роки тому +5

      @@ih1183 but not as lame as you hahahaha

    • @MajinTar
      @MajinTar 2 роки тому +1

      @@ih1183 let's see you try to do better

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac 2 роки тому +127

    “Don’t you mean ultra sound???” 💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @Alic4444
      @Alic4444 2 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @mondler_roschel_joebe
      @mondler_roschel_joebe 9 місяців тому

      Context? Please?

    • @riadvelar9260
      @riadvelar9260 8 місяців тому

      Didn't get it 😢 !?

    • @brooklynn1142
      @brooklynn1142 5 місяців тому +1

      @@riadvelar9260he was pretending like they were at the clinic strictly for an ultrasound to see the baby. Pretending like he didn’t know she was there to get the baby aborted 😂

  • @allanjim3
    @allanjim3 Рік тому +13

    Jeselnik’s delivery is so perfectly timed it’s wild.

  • @rachels1957
    @rachels1957 2 роки тому +74

    I had an abortion last year and this bit made me laugh and tear up. It was such a stressful and emotional time but to be able to laugh at it now and see the dark humour is really healing.

    • @moviedevonk
      @moviedevonk 2 роки тому +15

      yikes. soulless huh?

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 роки тому +12

      @@moviedevonk As a woman who’s had 2 abortions, one resulting from rape, I thought this bit was absolutely hilarious. Anything can be joked about if it’s done well. I even laugh at quality rape jokes. I wish Jeselnik had been my friend on my abortion days.

    • @ravitkeren9496
      @ravitkeren9496 2 роки тому +14

      @@moviedevonk No just a person. like a quarter of women in america before the age of 40.

    • @warrick7689
      @warrick7689 2 роки тому +2

      That's the point of art.

    • @warrick7689
      @warrick7689 2 роки тому +6

      @@moviedevonk the irony is pretty thick here.

  • @ryaugn
    @ryaugn Рік тому +3

    I love the way he structures jokes, perfect set up, misdirection and punchline. IMO

  • @StelenaVD
    @StelenaVD 2 роки тому +102

    This guy is hilarious and the delivery style you just never see the punchline coming!

  • @steretsjaaj2368
    @steretsjaaj2368 2 роки тому +12

    I dont believe people realize just how funny he is. I know most of his fans consist of pretty much those who can read, but I belive in future he will get a lot bigger.
    For me he is on Carlin's level, which is like funniest you can get today imho

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 2 роки тому +1

      If he hasn’t caught on by now…
      Really, though what is your measure of success?
      He’s extremely popular.

    • @triti5266
      @triti5266 2 роки тому +2

      I don't think his delivery is as good as Carlin's

    • @steretsjaaj2368
      @steretsjaaj2368 2 роки тому +1

      @@triti5266 Carlin had other kind of jokes, dry humor was rarer for him, though Jeselnik is all about the latter type.
      Why Carlin - cause both are extreme when it comes to black humor, but jeselnik's delivery is of Steven Wright's type.
      Noone can top Carlin, that's not what I'm saying..

    • @steretsjaaj2368
      @steretsjaaj2368 2 роки тому

      @@justincoleman3805 dunno, like paintings of long dead artist who are famous 150 years after their death.
      I believe there is not a lot of black humor fans compared to other types of humor..
      If A.C. Dice sold out most tickets in one show tells you anything?

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f Рік тому

      He's very good but at Carlin's level? No way.

  • @Gigatless
    @Gigatless Рік тому +19

    So glad Anthony makes a standup comedy instead of murdering everyone.

  • @valfrancis5692
    @valfrancis5692 2 роки тому +111

    This guy make you wonder if you are going to hell for watching and laughing

    • @trkddy
      @trkddy 2 роки тому +5

      God is a fan

    • @imsmolandangery4274
      @imsmolandangery4274 2 роки тому +1

      The bible doesn't say anything specific about abortion so I think we're in the clear

    • @imsmolandangery4274
      @imsmolandangery4274 2 роки тому +2

      @Jason R if a miscarriage is caused by someone outside the parents the punishment is different from murder? Also, That's not an abortion! And people have been performing abortions for thousands of years across cultures so if it was forbidden it would have been addressed directly. Different Christian churches have different opinions on abortion and some changed their stance over time. The Catholic Saint Bridget ended someone's unwanted pregnancy without birth and without pain, it was a miracle. Sorry for rambling

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 2 роки тому

      Religion is a miscarriage of intelligence.

    • @warrick7689
      @warrick7689 2 роки тому

      If God is real then he made this dude exactly how he is for this exact purpose so I think you're supposed to laugh if he crossed into your life.

  • @A0A4ful
    @A0A4ful 2 роки тому +120

    He sounds like John Malkovich doing a stand-up...

    • @jeremybr2020
      @jeremybr2020 2 роки тому +14

      I think he sounds like if John Malkovich and Christopher Walken were to have a baby somehow. It would be Anthony Jeselnik. 😉

    • @jeremybr2020
      @jeremybr2020 2 роки тому +3

      But you're right, he definitely sounds so much like John Malkovich. Spot on.

    • @negativeionz
      @negativeionz 2 роки тому +3

      He looks like John Malkovich (in a wig) doing stand-up.

    • @swphittman215
      @swphittman215 2 роки тому +1

      Yoooo he fuckin does

    • @shannonblack1394
      @shannonblack1394 7 місяців тому

      ​@@jeremybr2020or the ghost of that baby

  • @caden_the__man94
    @caden_the__man94 2 роки тому +14

    When he stares at the camera after he says “I don’t need that competition.” That’s horrifying. Man is second place for acting as Homelander

  • @meredithmarshall1
    @meredithmarshall1 2 роки тому +34

    « And almost immediately…I brought it back to myself. » 🤣

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 Рік тому +23

    The ghosts line physically made my jaw drop I was not ready for it lmao

  • @celiojojojo
    @celiojojojo 2 роки тому +22

    His style of comedy is some of my favorite. I watched this special yesterday and I'm still ugly laughing!

  • @livquin8557
    @livquin8557 2 роки тому +20

    Only your best friend can make light of any situation as well as he does here. First time I've seen anything by Anthony 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

  • @simpleagain1
    @simpleagain1 2 роки тому +8

    Oh man that was brutal. Dripping with wicked sarcasm. “There is truth in jest” said the great Dave Chappelle

  • @jlnrss
    @jlnrss Рік тому +16

    "the only person more disappointed than me that day, was the baby" check mate

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 2 роки тому +40

    "good friends just babysit" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @meatloafcat5892
      @meatloafcat5892 10 місяців тому

      I don’t really get the funny point of this… Why babysitting a baby is a good friend and funny…

    • @SuflitosConPure
      @SuflitosConPure 9 місяців тому +6

      ​​@@meatloafcat5892 maybe cause a great friend would help getting an abortion so caring a baby wouldn't ever be necessary. But a just good friend wouldn't help to get rid permanently of the "trouble" and, instead, just gonna help babysitting by a while.
      Anyway, is as I get that part

    • @Timothy-Wess
      @Timothy-Wess 5 місяців тому

      @@meatloafcat5892🤦‍♂️

  • @justincoleman3805
    @justincoleman3805 2 роки тому +177

    My wife and I are expecting our second abortion any day now.
    And we’re planning two for next year.

    • @cinderfox5217
      @cinderfox5217 2 роки тому +10

      I hope they go well

    • @enriqueperezarce5485
      @enriqueperezarce5485 2 роки тому +13

      Is this a joke cause if it is that’s funny but kinda fucked up if it’s true.

    • @XxShadowGTxX
      @XxShadowGTxX 2 роки тому +4

      @@enriqueperezarce5485 Ha

    • @bojanvelkoski3275
      @bojanvelkoski3275 2 роки тому +11

      @@enriqueperezarce5485 Cmon man you can't believe for a second that this is true, of course it's a joke..

    • @user-ho5vz5tg3r
      @user-ho5vz5tg3r Рік тому

      Kill it!

  • @vango5678
    @vango5678 Рік тому +11

    Jeselnik's humor definitely has a Steven Wright quality to it.

  • @BryanKalloo
    @BryanKalloo 2 роки тому +28

    "fun little NY joke for you guys" lmao

  • @sauravVocals
    @sauravVocals 2 роки тому +103

    Killed it, Jeselnik.

    • @mitchellarmyguy2515
      @mitchellarmyguy2515 2 роки тому +17

      No, his friend did.

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 2 роки тому +1

      @@mitchellarmyguy2515 no his friend didnt. It was just an abortion. Chill man. Its not like a person murder or something

    • @mitchellarmyguy2515
      @mitchellarmyguy2515 2 роки тому +9

      @@Ottophil lmao I forget how stupid some people are. You have to type out fully when you are making a joke...

    • @icecube9266
      @icecube9266 2 роки тому +1

      @@mitchellarmyguy2515 fr

    • @MajinTar
      @MajinTar 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ottophil How does someone not get this joke that's literally on topic with what you just watched? SMH

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 2 роки тому +136

    As a woman who’s had 2 abortions, one resulting from rape, I thought this bit was absolutely hilarious. Anything can be joked about if it’s done well. I can even laugh at quality rape jokes (not all, but the ones done really well). I wish Jeselnik had been my friend on my abortion days.

    • @ahmade.8142
      @ahmade.8142 2 роки тому +30

      You are metal as fuck. Mad respect

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 2 роки тому +22

      I admire the holy shit out of you. Fuck, you're a strong woman!! And I like people who choose to find the humor in tragedy. I don't understand how people can go on if they aren't able to do that.

    • @daquieshakeaundra2854
      @daquieshakeaundra2854 2 роки тому +9

      Your baby boy and girl are watching you from above

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 роки тому +8

      @@rosequartz4102 thank you! Yes, I’ve been through a lot in my life, and finding humor has kept me sane.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 роки тому

      @@daquieshakeaundra2854 go to hell

  • @espiritlibre
    @espiritlibre 2 роки тому +10

    Savage! This man has brutal talent 👏🏾

  • @rosequartz4102
    @rosequartz4102 2 роки тому +78

    It IS a big favor. Too big of a favor for the bonehead that knocked me up ten years ago. He didn't want to take me or help pay so I went all by myself. I was the only one there alone. It sucked. But on the plus side they sent me home with a big bottle of Tylenol with codeine and that was so nice warm and fuzzy. Best part of the next two days.

    • @xiomara5147
      @xiomara5147 2 роки тому +2

      It’s only getting worse with each day that passes. ☹️

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 2 роки тому

      @@xiomara5147 you're so right. I keep waiting for all these old puritanical assholes who are turning back time with their lawmaking to die already so we can get some fresh blood in government. Preferably ones who don't wish to turn women into handmaids. .

    • @thedogs3467
      @thedogs3467 2 роки тому

      Damn you killed a baby and made a UA-cam comment about it. Savage

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 роки тому +9

      Oh honey I’m sorry. I took my BF & it was sad. The waiting room was filled with young couples that looked like they barely scraped the money together. At that point most of not all my friends in their 20’s had one, sometimes 2.

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 2 роки тому +7

      @@samanthab1923 Thank you. Sometimes it takes something like that to show you what a person is really like. And I just remembered, there WAS one person who cared enough to help me, but I needed her to get my (3) kids off the bus and keep them for a couple hours so obviously she couldn't come along. It might be nice if planned Parenthood had a person on hand for women who have to come alone, you know, to sit with you awhile (it was an eight hour day, pre-smartphone) and maybe keep checking on you and chatting. I'd volunteer to do that actually.

  • @mooxo5192
    @mooxo5192 Рік тому +5

    "Don´t U mean ultrasound!?!?!" - BRILLIANT

  • @rikkubear6260
    @rikkubear6260 2 роки тому +23

    A very dark TED talk. Educational all the same.

    • @jamisojo
      @jamisojo 17 днів тому

      LoL! Great joke. 👍

  • @notfamouschristopher
    @notfamouschristopher 2 роки тому +47

    Yes my ex-girlfriend called me up 2 years after we broke up.. said she pay for me to come to Colorado to take her to abortion clinic.. keep in mind this was 1990 in Colorado..
    So 1990 Colorado had lots of protesters outside with news media and just crazy chaos.. I did not know this before I traveled..
    So I took her and well had to go through all protester yelling at me I'm killing my baby.. nope some other guys baby..
    Then media wanted to talk to us.
    I waited in waiting room rereading old parenting magazine.. yes true ...
    Then afterwards the girl was drugged up.. so I had to drive through protesters screaming, hitting car and yelling murderer, murderer murderer.. over and over..
    I honestly not the killer, just the get away driver..

    • @brandontownsend2756
      @brandontownsend2756 2 роки тому +1

      Did you get away in a Ford Bronco?

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 роки тому +1

      You’re a good friend for doing that for her.

    • @notfamouschristopher
      @notfamouschristopher 2 роки тому +5

      @@Tonyhouse1168 I always teach my children that if your ever in a relationship with someone and it ends.. don't be mean or live with hate for them... Most time can be distant friends, or at least polite to each other.. obviously there was a reason you where in a relationship..
      I also teach my kids something most people should learn. I tell my boys especially, if you ask out a girl or make a move and she says no or not interested. Still be polite, still be you, she might not be interested in the moment or ever.. but don't change you just because of rejection..if anything she will regrets later as you stay true to bring the best you..
      Goes with anything, rejection is just another opportunity for something better.. I own businesses and first thing to know about business is learn to fail . More you fail the more successful you become. Just like rejection.. more you understand and live with not getting something, the more you get later..
      Learn love and love life but first fail, fall and get rejected as often as you can..

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 2 роки тому +2

      @@notfamouschristopher that's a great message , be true to yourself. I taught my kids something similar. That whole having to literally run a gauntlet to attend a clinic doesn't happen in my country, I don't understand it.

  • @JeddieT
    @JeddieT Рік тому +9

    Just the way he says _“I know, I know”_ at 7:06 tells us everything we need to know about why Anthony is so f’in great.

  • @DavidSmith-iz6qj
    @DavidSmith-iz6qj Рік тому +4

    He’s such a chill dude😂

  • @AmirGTR
    @AmirGTR 2 роки тому +20

    Anthony: The best gift for someone who just had an abortion...
    Me: Alcohol. Alcohol. Maybe drugs. ALCOHOOOLLLL
    Anthony: A succulent.

    • @deadfr0g
      @deadfr0g 2 роки тому +1

      Very thoughtful, since nobody ever lets pregnant women enjoy a drink anymore.

    • @tomasengstrom6362
      @tomasengstrom6362 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BriJo91
    @BriJo91 2 роки тому +67

    Everything in this comedy bit was totally appropriate and hilarious except for the part where you said succulents do not need any water. Come on now get your s*** together

    • @whirlhoof5117
      @whirlhoof5117 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @BTBAMNYI
      @BTBAMNYI 2 роки тому +1

      Just appalling.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 2 роки тому

      @@BTBAMNYI Remove the stick from your ass. As a woman who’s had 2 abortions, one resulting from rape, I thought this bit was absolutely hilarious. Anything can be joked about if it’s done well. I even laugh at quality rape jokes. I wish Jeselnik had been my friend on my abortion days.

    • @minisnakali
      @minisnakali 2 роки тому

      I'm so confused what are you talking about

    • @minisnakali
      @minisnakali 2 роки тому

      @@BTBAMNYI I don't get it what's the appaling part??

  • @Ken-NRFI-Jr
    @Ken-NRFI-Jr 2 роки тому +9

    I can’t wait for his next special

  • @rogerbivins9144
    @rogerbivins9144 Рік тому +5

    Humor with balls. AJ rocks.

  • @montysimms6136
    @montysimms6136 2 роки тому +43

    I've been a Jeselnikker for years but this is the first set that made me want scrambled eggs

    • @chrisathian5450
      @chrisathian5450 2 роки тому +2

      why scrambled eggs?

    • @montysimms6136
      @montysimms6136 2 роки тому

      @@chrisathian5450 an abortion is literally taking a sharp tool and scrambling the fertilized egg, although I prefer mine with Denny's Grand Slam breakfast

    • @chrisathian5450
      @chrisathian5450 2 роки тому +9

      @@montysimms6136 God damn your dark sense of humour.

    • @gabrielidusogie9189
      @gabrielidusogie9189 2 роки тому +5

      Jeselnikker. That’ll turn some heads if said in public lol

    • @maxalvira7823
      @maxalvira7823 2 роки тому +1

      a jesel what??

  • @utkarshsrivastava4013
    @utkarshsrivastava4013 2 роки тому +18

    He is underrated though........

  • @mustaphajav9302
    @mustaphajav9302 2 роки тому +9

    “I thought they were kid….. turns out they were just ghosts”

  • @makeTheWorldaBetterPlace-asap
    @makeTheWorldaBetterPlace-asap 2 місяці тому

    Anthony, awesome clip! Best jokes of all time.

  • @amazingdoggo
    @amazingdoggo Рік тому +4

    Sometimes if you close your eyes, it's like you're listening to Christopher Walken doing standup.

  • @happyheartslee
    @happyheartslee 3 місяці тому

    He is a genius i think, the way he delivers his stories is just 💯

  • @pyropakman
    @pyropakman 2 роки тому +6

    1:37 Barrett’s legal opinion in a nutshell

  • @吴秋城
    @吴秋城 Рік тому +2

    This is comedy gold. He is comedy gold.

  • @kagisomotsemme1890
    @kagisomotsemme1890 2 роки тому +7

    Best roaster ever! This guy is in ng top 5...

  • @edwardjones2873
    @edwardjones2873 Рік тому +3

    He is the best . Love him

  • @mandolorian162
    @mandolorian162 2 роки тому +14

    I don't need that competition 😂

  • @eamonoloinsigh9069
    @eamonoloinsigh9069 18 днів тому

    Just discovered this guy on Netflix - fantastic

  • @theenlykvnhr5707
    @theenlykvnhr5707 2 роки тому +24

    Humor so dark, my phone switched on night mode

  • @garvwadhwaney306
    @garvwadhwaney306 2 роки тому +8

    Fire in The Maternity Ward is exactly what you think the special is going to be about. Dead babies. Lots of dead babies. And that's why it's hilarious.

  • @aishwaryaprabhuyaar
    @aishwaryaprabhuyaar 2 роки тому +34

    A fucking legend 🔥🔥

    • @dt9484
      @dt9484 2 роки тому +2

      @Jason R go away

    • @jordanwagers9910
      @jordanwagers9910 2 роки тому

      @Jason R And the priest shall cause her to swear, and shall say unto the woman: 'If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness, being under thy husband, be thou free from this water of bitterness that causeth the curse; but if thou hast gone aside, being under thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee besides thy husband--then the priest shall cause the woman to swear with the oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman--the LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to fall away, and thy belly to swell; and this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, and make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to fall away'; and the woman shall say: 'Amen, Amen.' And the priest shall write these curses in a scroll, and he shall blot them out into the water of bitterness. And he shall make the woman drink the water of bitterness that causeth the curse; and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her and become bitter.
      - Numbers 5:19-24

  • @kwallas777
    @kwallas777 2 роки тому +9

    Dude's a legend!!

  • @KristiContemplates
    @KristiContemplates 2 роки тому +27

    Nicely done.
    The jokes we told to each other in the pre/post-op area of the Clinic were waaaay worse

    • @drunkunkle8077
      @drunkunkle8077 2 роки тому +1

      Cool story

    • @thepoppyvalentine
      @thepoppyvalentine 2 роки тому +3

      You think that's bad, you should hear the jokes embalmers tell each other. xD

    • @MajinTar
      @MajinTar 2 роки тому

      Are you claiming to be Jessica?

  • @andrewlaverick8242
    @andrewlaverick8242 Рік тому +2

    Lets get another Netflix Special with Jeselnik already

  • @nickg2561
    @nickg2561 Рік тому +2

    ghosts lmao best part

  • @robbie8085
    @robbie8085 Рік тому +4

    This man is a comedy genius 😊

  • @SATAN616
    @SATAN616 2 роки тому +5

    I NEED to be friends with Anthony, anyone pisses me off he’d annihilate them in a second 🤣🤣

    • @MajinTar
      @MajinTar 2 роки тому

      Andrew Shultz or Tony hinchcliffe would be better for roasting someone

  • @dopemcee
    @dopemcee Рік тому +3

    It just kept getting more fucked up and hilarious as he went along lol

  • @eddyc1197
    @eddyc1197 22 дні тому

    “Turns out they were just ghosts” brilliant line.

  • @MarcusVinicius-we2pg
    @MarcusVinicius-we2pg 9 місяців тому +1

    Black humor at the puriest form... absolutely great!

  • @emmavari9530
    @emmavari9530 2 роки тому +9

    If this guy and Ricky G sit in same room no amount of lamp could light up thr place

    • @pachy444
      @pachy444 9 місяців тому

      But Ricky Gervais is funny

  • @erickarteaga3786
    @erickarteaga3786 2 роки тому +3

    Pausing JRVP just to hear this treasure.

  • @liquoricebullets2457
    @liquoricebullets2457 4 місяці тому

    Love this dudes style of comedy

  • @voiceovertexas
    @voiceovertexas 2 роки тому

    Whats up with Chanel West Coast at 6:05 ??

  • @shafali1972
    @shafali1972 7 місяців тому +2

    I love this guy!

  • @kevinnelson7738
    @kevinnelson7738 5 місяців тому +1

    Born 1980...his formula is basically that old SNL skit. Want to say Jack Handy?? Used to love those skits and look forward to em. Umm...DEEP THOUGHTS! You just turn shit on it's head. The thing that makes it is Jesselnick himself. His delivery isstaight, even toned, and almost deadpan and presented as thoughtful with emotion. But his punch like is straight, rational, dark and absurd but yet natural and honest.
    But I certainly believe he watched the same skits on SNL I did. It's just too close! Love this dark handsome bastard! 🤣

  • @BrienDraper
    @BrienDraper 3 місяці тому

    I laughed so hard I got light headed. No kidding. Had to sit down and catch my breath but I kept laughing till I went unconscious and died.

  • @shancooley1619
    @shancooley1619 2 роки тому +9

    Why do I want to send this link to a great friend who has had an abortion?

  • @jaykay6387
    @jaykay6387 7 днів тому

    He is the best of all time. But he already knows that.

  • @robertkelley5144
    @robertkelley5144 5 місяців тому

    This guy is old school greatness!

  • @chrisfinnigan
    @chrisfinnigan 2 роки тому +1

    Best comic of all time

  • @lynne4406
    @lynne4406 2 роки тому +5

    He sounds just like John Malkovich. Same cadence in his speech .... almost.

  • @jamesvarnado3932
    @jamesvarnado3932 10 місяців тому

    "To Go" boxes are now precious.

  • @drvl7n
    @drvl7n 8 місяців тому

    AJ manages to take every line and almost bring it to some place positive and uplifting and then the bottom drops out and the joke goes to hell. It's a work of comedy art.

  • @tgh965
    @tgh965 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you Anthony!

  • @Brad772006
    @Brad772006 2 роки тому +11

    This guy is pretty funny. He should seriously consider going into stand up comedy.

    • @JedyOsei
      @JedyOsei 2 роки тому +2

      That's what I've been saying!!!

    • @kafka886
      @kafka886 Рік тому +1

      haha

  • @exoyt7575
    @exoyt7575 9 місяців тому

    When your style, timing and presentations outshine the jokes ❤

  • @Raid125
    @Raid125 2 роки тому +2

    This guy is underrated lol

  • @marleeworldwide818
    @marleeworldwide818 2 роки тому

    JRVP listener! Ant said to watch, so I am… So funny!!!

  • @Showmaann
    @Showmaann 2 роки тому

    One of the greatest

  • @uriahgiroux9694
    @uriahgiroux9694 2 роки тому +6

    Best comedian hands down.

  • @myfeelingsarehurt5062
    @myfeelingsarehurt5062 2 роки тому +1

    This is some dark shit. I’m glad I found you sir.

  • @terrybeaud9348
    @terrybeaud9348 4 місяці тому

    Anthony is a genius !!

  • @kodymackie6808
    @kodymackie6808 2 роки тому +1

    Brutal, I fucking love it! I cringed and laughed all at the same time.

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 Рік тому +1

    He's world class!😂

  • @joshuavelez9006
    @joshuavelez9006 2 роки тому +4

    The worst thing you can get her would be a baby doll that says you killed me Mommy

  • @isabelli5620
    @isabelli5620 2 роки тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣 I need to go to one of his shows! is he still performing??

  • @King_JappyJoe
    @King_JappyJoe 2 роки тому +10

    Instant Classic