Sad thing is he knows his time is running out and he accepts it so gracefully. This man is a legend and will forever be a leader in the comedy hall of fame.
@@kennielsen3896 because the Wright brothers invented the airplane and they were white. He’s saying she wouldn’t be able to fly if it weren’t for those white guys lol
That one moment where he hangs his head back, and just exhales exhaustion at how he legit didn’t want to discuss it is one the most honest bits I’ve seen in stand up. That little laugh of ‘I love you, why would I want to waste time on this shit argument’. Perfect.
That is a wonderful statement. Doesnt mean he didn't start the argument. But if everyone regardless of who started it would just Stop. Life would be easier.
holy shit, seriously. It doesn't even have to do with "white people, black people" stuff. I'm tired of seeing people make jokes AGAINST their wives or relationships.
@ws 2019 boring. Over done and just a bit sad. “The ole ball and chain eh?” Divorce is an option if you don’t like the person you chose to connect your life to.
As a black woman, I can tell you there aren't many non black comedians who make good jokes about us. It's often cringey, offensive or just BAD. Bills jokes are all sooo funny to me and seem sooo real. Im never offended tbh... Like this could've really happened lol I rewatched Paper Tigers after his newest Netflix special (hilarious af!) and it seems like Bill has softened a bit but is still as wicked as ever. How can you NOT be a fan of his??!!
His mannerisms put all of his bits over the top. Just the way he controls the stage/audience is brilliant "You made about 7 or 8 good points there that I can't refute" lmao
@@Willaev Really? Man, I'm no SJW but even I can put my hands up to taking part in some questionable shit when I was too young to know the difference. When I was a kid in the 70s, playing cowboys and Indians with my brothers, feathers in my hair and a plastic tomahawk, wailing "woo-woo-woo" as I danced around a toy tepee, on a housing estate in England, I wasn't appropriating a culture I had nothing to do with for fun? Sure, I was young and innocent, but are you telling me all those toy manufacturers didn't realise they were both trivialising and profiteering from the attempted systematic genocide of an entire race? Maybe you think after the passage of all that time it makes them fair game for playful parody? I look forward to your line in SS uniforms and yellow star badges for preteen fancy dress birthday parties.
Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 yr old cousin Myra Lewis, While Elvis married 14 yr old Priscilla. They were in constant competition. 2 BIGGEST stars at the time. It really ruined Jerry Lee's career for a long time. (GO FIGURE) Imagine if Brad Pitt and Clooney were dating 13 year Olds!??
@@desecration171 that's bullshit, your a desecration and an excretion. It was different times and marrying girls too young did happen but not common. Average age of marriage in the 60's was 20. They certainly were not considered middle aged women!..there life expectancy was not 26!!.. In the sixties life expectancy was still late sixties to early seventies, mostly because so many people smoked including Carson and the Rat Pack, movies etc, set a bad example for society. Smoking "ravaged" their health. Carson died of emphysema from 🚬 , Dean Martin and Sammy Dsvis Jr also from smoking. All preventable.
@@natev1956 You know normally I was just called someone an idiot then move on for missing obvious sarcasm that everyone else picked up on. You have unlocked the Rain Man achievement though. Don't delete your comment. Allow everyone else who comes along to point and laugh. Good show.
The way this guy structures jokes is fucking brilliant. Makes jokes about him being frustrated at his wife and saying some dumb insensitive shit and at the end of it I've belly laughed and respect him and his wife. Genius
he educates you without you realizing it by appearing to go after both sides or at least give voice to the one side that is usually portrayed as wrong, but at the end of the day he really is speaking on behalf of the other side, sneaky and clever.
@@Matt23455 I've never heard his wife and don't know much about her, but I know that people in interracial relationships with white people tend to fall into 2 categories: coincidental and self hating and I was hoping she was not the latter.
@@fundifferent1 so what are the categories of white people who fall in love with black people also dude there are some people that get into relationships for the wrong reasons but most the time its because they love each other the only category they have to fit for that is being human
@@fundifferent1yea and thats a problem people shouldnt be educated by comedians they are basically a clown without makeup entertainment and education dont have to be two different things but know when its comming from a clown or a professor
Watch this special with an open mind and you'll see that it's by far Bill's worst. The energy and rapid fire delivery in this video is missing for most of the special. He spent a significant amount of time laughing at his own stuff. Plus, the robot bit is just so out of touch and simple to be stretched out the way he did. I'm still a diehard Burr fan, but I'm saying his streak ended here.
@@kimpeters5800 well.. to clarify.. I voluntarily shave my head.. I'm not 'balding' lol.. and yes Kim, you know about the red head dudes.. we keep it real!
@@shutout951 if you're trying to be funny. I mean..as a man..most of us just KNOW what's going to happen. I piss my wife off on purpose a lot of times just cause I already know what the routine is. A bit of heated shit here and there..but later on a good meal maybe some sex..maybe not depends on her anger level. And back to normal in a day or so. Like nothing ever happened. But I got a funny story to laugh about.
😂😂 it's a Trevor noah Joke from one of his earlier specials called Crazy Normal. A joke about how black South Africans would tell a story vs how British people would tell a story. I can't find it to link it but if you do I hope you'll enjoy it.
@@LordDarkflash Burr got infected by shit blm sjw anti-white crap from his horrible wife. She lets him yapper on about women this women that but really she's in control of the relationship. All his newest stand ups are him complaining about his wife.
@@12NiBer12 infected? Because he says shit that closed minded people don't like, so apparently his wife is infecting him by broadening his views? Okay 👌 😂
I don't think there is any other current standup comedian at their level right now. I've watched a lot of the Netflix specials but Chappelle and Burr are just on another level.
I love burr and i loved chappele.but after i saw his sticks and stones live on broadway i was realy dissapointed... he was realy bad. Maybe he was too high or something... but i must admit his specials on netflix are art. Still prefer Bill Burr tho:)
@@philosophyandhappiness2001 “I had a gum wrapper in my pocket so I took it out, balled that shit and threw it on the ground…and a single tear came out his eye I was like ‘oh SHIT!’”
@@dalewinchester7773 "If you're a fan of the weird scary and strange delivered in story format, take the like button out for drinks, put a roofie in its drink and drag it to a cheap motel and date rape it all night" n shit
@@nongpaul3795 How about no. And if it was that good of a video/song or whatever, you wouldn't have to be carpet-bombing Bill Burr video comment sections.
I'm so glad bill is finally getting the recognition and respects he deserves. He's been my absolute favorite stand-up comedian or just comedian in general(well next to Norm Macdonald) since the early 2000s, I love seeing his rise in popularity go up so much, the past 5 years or so.
I never thought about that. It's all fun and games to joke about Elvis stealing a little dance move from a fictitious kid; but if you point out the undisputed fact that he ripped off his entire style, suddenly Elvis fans have a meltdown.
@malusi ntsele That's right, THAT'S right. EVERY white performer ever stole every talent they ever had from a black person. You like to throw that white boy term around pretty easily don't you, idiot?? How is it that you find yourself so high on your horse,yet so low in your own pity pot simultaneously?? Why don't you sit your ass back down in the corner and shut your mouth little fella, the grown folks are talking.
One of the things I love about Bill Burr is how he’s so self-aware and honest. I like how in retrospect, he knew he was wrong and foolish for making that statement and can make it be humorous even with the real world implications.
How is he wrong and foolish? How come everyone else's contributions to the world belong to their race, and using them is appropriation, but white contributions to the world belong to everybody?
The mark of a top-tier comedian: Someone else telling their jokes would not be as funny. That speaks to the blend of their material, timing, and delivery.
@@setokaiba7204 true as hell. They are untouchable because of their ability to deliver precisely and work the crowd. Although I'm certainly not taking anything away from their writing as they are damn phenomenal. They know when to reel it in and when to venture deeper. 2 very talented and 2 of my top 5 comedians. Joe Rogan's standup is damn hilarious if u didnt already know those are probably my top 3
You guys seem to be missing that Clark Potter was roasting OP for categorizing things in this way: material, timing, and delivery. Could've just said a blend of material and delivery.
Bill Burr has a way of doing really smart comedy while making smart commentary and having very positive and progressive opinions on things and still being real and non-pandering, genuinely art. Really thoughtful shit and funny as hell.
And will never accept credit for it. I listen to the Monday Morning Podcast he does and he constantly refers to his comedy style as telling dick and shit jokes when he's one of the more insightful entertainers out there.
I saw Gary live at the Tom Joyner Family Reunion two years in a row in '08 & '09 when I was a kid and laughed but the way his material revolved entirely around having a black wife and black kids kinda got old
3:53 he threw his head back and for a few moments forgot he was doing a show and flashed back to how annoyed he felt when the conversation was actually happening
Elvis gave lots of shout-outs to black artists. Even later in his career, after the terrible movies, he was at a press conference and someone referred to him as the King of Rock and Roll. Elvis said, "I'm not the King - he is" and pointed to Fats Domino, who was also in the room.
@@akiraholland457 Interesting. I posted a reply to this question, with two different Internet links (one re: Fats Domino and the other about Arthur Crudup) and now it seems my reply has disappeared - or at least I can't see it now.
@Cold As The Poles no no dude its true he only said it once on stage when he was talking about the whole being agney and playing his music loud because he had to get out of bed when it was her turn but it happens all the time there was a police report about one time when she hit him with a car
But..... "I should have stopped there" how many times were these words spoke out loud or just ran through your mind....... like I knew this was a bad idea before I did it.
I don't get the very last bit about the flying thing. Can someone explain it to me? I don't get how that is funny or offensive or what. I'm missing something I guess.
I love Bill's comedy. He's always in a tug of war with the audience. Just when they think he's gone too far, he lets go of the rope and lets them think they're winning. Then he yanks the rope just to let them realize he's still got the upper hand. What I love about this is that he knows it's a game and he wants you to know that too, as opposed to some comedians who want to offend and rarely show their hand.
Men and women shouldn't watch TV shows together. It's led to so many fights you'd be right in suspecting that a lot of the shows are designed to do exactly that.
For real! I used to be hopped up on Louis C.K. like these other guys, but he fell off pretty fast for me. Burr and Chappelle just keep getting better.. and better.. more refined, more precise punchlines, they're aging like fine wine.
I gotta tell you Bill, I'm a black wife, my husband is black. We are skilled and adept at giving black men headaches as much as we are with white men...In fact, we have kept Tylenol in business across every race for many years😉😁 Thanks for the much needed laughs!!!!🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤❤
You know what makes Bill Burr one of the best? He just admits that he is wrong. Nobody does this anymore. He is humble which make his great moments shine even more.
The way that Bill said “he died alone on a toilet” makes it sound like that was an epic way to die and THAT is the door he kicked open for us. Like everything else was just to get to that end 😅
The point was that Elvis made all the mistakes, so that everyone else could learn from them and not make the same mistakes. Not that Elvis' actions were condoned.
@@xzecOh I know. It’s just brilliant the way that Bill Burr comically made it sound like “yes you can die alone on a toilet like nothing is off limits now that we have see what extreme highs and crushing lows a human being can go through thanks to seeing the life and death of Elvis Presley”
5:28 This is honestly a great way to concede an argument. It's not weak to agree with the other person, and gives you more credit to being a thoughtful person.
@Sky Gardener I won't say he's getting stale. He's been getting attacked by cancel culture and he keeps having to address it. That's why he's taking a break. They attacked Bill too
@@RTDavis0503 stale is one word for it. I think he's getting to the same point George Carlin was - his later standups were more "making points" rather than "be funny". Now it doesn't matter if I agree with Chappelle's or Carlin's points, but I think it's kind of obvious that being funny was second to expressing their viewpoints by their latest (well, for the moment for Chappelle at least) specials.
Bill Burr just keeps getting better and better and I've watched him over the past 12 years or so and he's in his prime as a comedian. I'm glad he's achieving the well earned success he's hopefully enjoying. He's got his joke delivery and timing down to a science, that all top level, talented comedians have.
That's how you know it is an exaggeration for comedic effect. No sane man would bother listening to his wife for an extended period, particularly if she is married to you and whines about imaginary offenses like cultural appropriation.
"The down and dirty, daddy not sticking around, drug infested neighborhood blues... with the jesus-as-white-as-me hair-the-color-of-the-sun, angelic bluegrass playing music".
Tis true though. Testosterone and Estrogen during puberty produce two different animals in maturity. If only women weren't so blinded by their feelings - they'd have the logic to realise we're still just as wild and primal as we were 100'000+ years ago. Nothing has changed but our environment and our collective ego, more we specialise - the more we forget about the basics that we ought to know. Its a known cycle. Testosterone masks emotion, its a basic function - promotes adrenal responses to stimuli - because life/death stuff is our purpose. Not something that can be changed without nature doing it - and we're far too spread out and diverse in breeding now for evolution to make any real survival of the fittest evolutionary jumps. Anyway. We don't try to tell women how to be women because we have no flippin idea what that experience is like - and we never ever can attain that insight. The same concept of principle is true in reverse, it just doesn't pan out that way. How many women I've seen in life trying to 'change' a dude - jfc, especially when you compare it to the number of males I've seen try to 'change' a woman - next to none - they know better than to bother attempting such an endeavor. Talk about Mars & Venus again alright.
@@gorky1317 How do you think what you just said would be so hard for a woman to comprehend? Yeah, I have more estrogen, but I know that we're all basically just intelligent animals with apparent sexual dimorphism, and men and women are bound to have certain dispositions due to their gender. That's not something to even get emotional about, that's just a clear fact.
"...possibly an index finger jabbing at your forehead... what ever the f*ck that is...?" That part always gets me. Before I saw this I couldn't have even imagined this could be a thing, but I've only had one girlfriend do this to me when arguing, and I remeber how infuriating it was. She's the only non-caucasian amongst my exs, so maybe there's something to his words...
When a friend of mine asked me how I can be attracted to and date “outside of my race”, I told her that one thing I’ve noticed is that they’re just men. No matter which country they’re from. No matter the race. All have different personalities and some cultural aspects may play a part, of course, but ultimately I’m dealing with the male perspective, not the race.
Cultural differences have as strong an affect on behavior as social class does. And good luck not being considered a trophy in the back of minds, or resented by others.
Chappelle and Burr remind me of when Pryor and Carlin ruled a generation and could make both races laugh with truth. It takes a comic to make someone laugh, it takes a genius to make everyone laugh.
Doesn't Chappelle try NOT to make EVERYONE laugh though? Like, doesn't he LOVE to emphasize how successful he is at bullying those who don't agree with his opinio----I MEAN triggering the leftist hivemind?
When he said “however” to his wife I verbally said “oh no” 😂
NOT FOR NOTHIN
is there any other way of saying that than verbally? 🤔
@E4K 133 then you wouldn't use the verb "to say" it was pretty obvious someone would fall for that 😘
@E4K 133 really? ok, enough, bye 👋🏻
Ohhhhh jeeezush
This Dude has been in the zone for over a decade!!
He better stay away from Alice
Sad thing is he knows his time is running out and he accepts it so gracefully. This man is a legend and will forever be a leader in the comedy hall of fame.
Hope he lasts 3 more if you get my drift.
He doesn't even need a condom!
@@dandew1072 I concur
Finally a comedian who speaks from experience. “I should’ve stopped there, but I’m a comedian...”. Hysterical.
I remember Russell Peters had a similar moment when accidentally asking out a deaf woman. Boy, that one...it...it went down the gutter fast...
That was the Clincher.
After that, I got lost...I didn't get the joke about him saying he doesn't get mad when she flies from LA to NY in 5 hours? Huh?
@@kennielsen3896 yeah i need this explained more too
@@kennielsen3896 because the Wright brothers invented the airplane and they were white. He’s saying she wouldn’t be able to fly if it weren’t for those white guys lol
That one moment where he hangs his head back, and just exhales exhaustion at how he legit didn’t want to discuss it is one the most honest bits I’ve seen in stand up. That little laugh of ‘I love you, why would I want to waste time on this shit argument’. Perfect.
That is a wonderful statement. Doesnt mean he didn't start the argument. But if everyone regardless of who started it would just Stop. Life would be easier.
@@shannonwashburn4126 But he didn't start the argument...
@@HOTD108_he did.
@ David Wolfish
He started the argument by turning off the television while she was watching it! Then - all he said to her afterwards....
bill burr is perfect
I love Bill Burr, he's one of my favs. This is a hilarious bit. As a black woman, I can totally see this conversation happening.
As a black woman who was with a white dude we had those conversations. The “however” is what ended our relationship. 😂
Well i am here to offer you the oportunity to have this conversation
Damn
@@ker_possible You sound very reasonable
You're not black are you? Lmao
I really appreciate a comedian that likes his wife.
I thought this skit was going full Louis CK at first but he totally brings it round to show he admires her.
@@hynjus001 great comparison. One of the many reasons I prefer Burr to CK.
@ws 2019 it’s been what 15 years and 2 kids? Think he’s alright.
holy shit, seriously. It doesn't even have to do with "white people, black people" stuff. I'm tired of seeing people make jokes AGAINST their wives or relationships.
@ws 2019 boring. Over done and just a bit sad. “The ole ball and chain eh?” Divorce is an option if you don’t like the person you chose to connect your life to.
"Oh, i'm getting a laugh. There's gotta be a bigger laugh. So keep going Bill."
i don't know why but this got me the most.
We all think the exact same thing , when the giggles start to boost our ego up 😂😂😂😂
I think because its so relatable. I've gone way too far so many times with jokes when i could have played it safe hahaha
cause its vulnerable and meta probably. But i try to not think about why i laugh if i can.
Because you know he's about to fuck up and the anticipation for the fuck up is absolutely hilarious, you can just feel it coming.
"WHat happened...were you fuuuckin with it?" -Bill Burr
It's all about the "however " 😂😂😂
“Because you’re about 3 minutes away from yelling at me like I produced the music”. Bill Burr is a legend 🤣🤣🤣
He knows us LMAO!!🤣
That's where I cracked up too
@@BellindahGama you look like Fezokuhle Zulu, very beautiful!!!
Lucas Thole thank you so much! I think she is so beautiful 💗
Facts lol love him lol
" I shoulda stopped there....but I'm a comedian!" HILARIOUS
Bill Burr is the funniest man on the planet
He never disappoint str8 killing it
This is the funniest Bill Burr video ever!!
😂 ua-cam.com/video/-jtVmRstzf8/v-deo.html
Funny AF!!! Lmao
Brittany M the video you shared reminds me of this one ua-cam.com/video/ZbLcY0XeVY4/v-deo.html
he actually did a white guy black guy comparison joke while telling everyone it's not a white guy black guy comparison joke. what a legend
You caught that shit too.. Brilliant
I knew not many people would catch it.
hahahah shit he did
It's a joke about a genre of joke.
I can tell why him and Dave Chappelle are are cool .
As a black woman, I can tell you there aren't many non black comedians who make good jokes about us. It's often cringey, offensive or just BAD. Bills jokes are all sooo funny to me and seem sooo real. Im never offended tbh... Like this could've really happened lol I rewatched Paper Tigers after his newest Netflix special (hilarious af!) and it seems like Bill has softened a bit but is still as wicked as ever. How can you NOT be a fan of his??!!
right! I'm black and I think his black jokes are organic and realistic and funny as hell
@@MyJbryant how tf did black jokes become organic!?
naw you to soft to keep a man.
@@venusspacey9685 that comment literally defined you as a bitch
Big facts
His mannerisms put all of his bits over the top. Just the way he controls the stage/audience is brilliant
"You made about 7 or 8 good points there that I can't refute" lmao
HOWEVER
HOWEVER there’s no such thing as cultural appropriation.
@@Willaev you came to the wrong place for that argument, my dude.
@@Willaev Really? Man, I'm no SJW but even I can put my hands up to taking part in some questionable shit when I was too young to know the difference.
When I was a kid in the 70s, playing cowboys and Indians with my brothers, feathers in my hair and a plastic tomahawk, wailing "woo-woo-woo" as I danced around a toy tepee, on a housing estate in England, I wasn't appropriating a culture I had nothing to do with for fun?
Sure, I was young and innocent, but are you telling me all those toy manufacturers didn't realise they were both trivialising and profiteering from the attempted systematic genocide of an entire race? Maybe you think after the passage of all that time it makes them fair game for playful parody? I look forward to your line in SS uniforms and yellow star badges for preteen fancy dress birthday parties.
@@badmotherfucker6328 I'll give him one, nonetheless.
Whenever I hear Bill talk now I just imagine Frank from F is Family yelling at somebody and putting somebody through a wall.
Thats all I could think watching this.. also "I wonder when season 5 is coming"
Hopefully soon
Through that fuckin wawl
through a "fucking" wall :D
i watch F is for family in french and its even more funny
I love how in his laundry list of the things Elvis did wrong he just casually throws out "he married a minor."
"Thymes were-a dyfrent. Dat wuz bak wen 14 maid ya praktiicali a middle-aged wuhman. "
The crowd reaction is the best 2 me
Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 yr old cousin Myra Lewis, While Elvis married 14 yr old Priscilla. They were in constant competition. 2 BIGGEST stars at the time. It really ruined Jerry Lee's career for a long time. (GO FIGURE) Imagine if Brad Pitt and Clooney were dating 13 year Olds!??
@@desecration171 that's bullshit, your a desecration and an excretion. It was different times and marrying girls too young did happen but not common. Average age of marriage in the 60's was 20.
They certainly were not considered middle aged women!..there life expectancy was not 26!!.. In the sixties life expectancy was still late sixties to early seventies, mostly because so many people smoked including Carson and the Rat Pack, movies etc, set a bad example for society. Smoking "ravaged" their health. Carson died of emphysema from 🚬 , Dean Martin and Sammy Dsvis Jr also from smoking. All preventable.
@@natev1956 You know normally I was just called someone an idiot then move on for missing obvious sarcasm that everyone else picked up on. You have unlocked the Rain Man achievement though. Don't delete your comment. Allow everyone else who comes along to point and laugh.
Good show.
Bill is a high key genius. The way he tells stories and presents "uncomfortable" truths while being accountable for his own flaws is amazing.
EXACTLY! He's like George Carlin in that way!
This dude just took race relations and gender issues, smooshed them together and made it funny.
As it should be..
@@nathj4818 you missed the part where he's mentioning it because it isnt like that normally
It's his N word joke all over again
@@theobnoxiouslycharming1747 no sh1t Sherlock
word
The way this guy structures jokes is fucking brilliant. Makes jokes about him being frustrated at his wife and saying some dumb insensitive shit and at the end of it I've belly laughed and respect him and his wife. Genius
he educates you without you realizing it by appearing to go after both sides or at least give voice to the one side that is usually portrayed as wrong, but at the end of the day he really is speaking on behalf of the other side, sneaky and clever.
This is why he's featured on many vids analyzing the art of conversation and rhetoric. For a guy with his personality, rhetoric is everything.
@@Matt23455 I've never heard his wife and don't know much about her, but I know that people in interracial relationships with white people tend to fall into 2 categories: coincidental and self hating and I was hoping she was not the latter.
@@fundifferent1 so what are the categories of white people who fall in love with black people also dude there are some people that get into relationships for the wrong reasons but most the time its because they love each other the only category they have to fit for that is being human
@@fundifferent1yea and thats a problem people shouldnt be educated by comedians they are basically a clown without makeup entertainment and education dont have to be two different things but know when its comming from a clown or a professor
Bill Burr plain kills it. He's on a hitting streak that won't end.
In the heat of battle he don’t miss...
don't jinx it
Bill Burr is my favorite comedian, but the bit about the submarine sinking cruise ships just bored the hell out of me. I call that one a strike out.
@@GrislyAtoms12 Yeah, that was wack as fuck..
Watch this special with an open mind and you'll see that it's by far Bill's worst. The energy and rapid fire delivery in this video is missing for most of the special. He spent a significant amount of time laughing at his own stuff. Plus, the robot bit is just so out of touch and simple to be stretched out the way he did. I'm still a diehard Burr fan, but I'm saying his streak ended here.
“Alright, you made about 7 or 8 good points there.
However…” 😂
I’m over here like Bill, quit while you have a chance at survival.
as a bald ginger myself, who is with a black woman, I can affirm this to be not just hilarious, but the truth.
Anecdotal evidence does not prove objective truth
Wait a minute...I'm a black woman dating a bald ginger. I did not think that was a thing
@@kimpeters5800 well.. to clarify.. I voluntarily shave my head.. I'm not 'balding' lol..
and yes Kim, you know about the red head dudes.. we keep it real!
There's no way you're dumb enough to say "however" after you've accepted why she's mad at some white people.
@@shutout951 if you're trying to be funny.
I mean..as a man..most of us just KNOW what's going to happen.
I piss my wife off on purpose a lot of times just cause I already know what the routine is.
A bit of heated shit here and there..but later on a good meal maybe some sex..maybe not depends on her anger level. And back to normal in a day or so. Like nothing ever happened.
But I got a funny story to laugh about.
"At the end of the day it's a woman."
Only the second time in my life I've done an actual spit take.
What was the first?
Yes please I want you know
What was the damn first??
We need answers OP, what was the first?!
😂😂 it's a Trevor noah Joke from one of his earlier specials called Crazy Normal. A joke about how black South Africans would tell a story vs how British people would tell a story. I can't find it to link it but if you do I hope you'll enjoy it.
“You made about 7 or 8 good points there that I can’t refute”
No she didn't, he's a pussy that gets bullied by his wife.
@@12NiBer12 if he was a pussy, why would he say "however!"
@@LordDarkflash Burr got infected by shit blm sjw anti-white crap from his horrible wife. She lets him yapper on about women this women that but really she's in control of the relationship. All his newest stand ups are him complaining about his wife.
@@12NiBer12 infected? Because he says shit that closed minded people don't like, so apparently his wife is infecting him by broadening his views? Okay 👌 😂
@@12NiBer12 I sense an angry virgin. When you start getting laid, you’ll understand 🙏🏿
I’m a white dude in an interracial relationship. This bit hit me hard. The whole “somebody did something!” part pretty much has happened to me 😂
My favorite as well, now let's hear it!
"Because you're about three minutes away from yelling at me like I produced this music." 😂😂😂
There’s only two comedians Cancel culture can’t touch
Dave Chappell and bill burr
That's stupid, its not a real thing
Absolutely.
There are others, like Ricky Gervais, for example.. But you're right, it's good that Dave and Bill are essentially saving comedy right now
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Bullshit.Fuckin liar.
Don’t disrespect all other comedians
"OK, SOMEBODY DID SUMPTHIN" best line in the whole skit.
Burr and Chappelle are just another level. You can’t help but love them.
I don't think there is any other current standup comedian at their level right now. I've watched a lot of the Netflix specials but Chappelle and Burr are just on another level.
Oh, I forgot Louis CK, he's amazing too, but.. you know.
@@emu_warrior Louie is probably close but Bill and Dave remains top tier.
Dave is number one
I love burr and i loved chappele.but after i saw his sticks and stones live on broadway i was realy dissapointed... he was realy bad. Maybe he was too high or something... but i must admit his specials on netflix are art.
Still prefer Bill Burr tho:)
Bill "don't confuse my sexism for racism" Burr. I love this guy.
Lmfaooo.. golden comment
Bill is probably the only guy who doesn’t come up with jokes that are imaginary. I feel like all his jokes are real ones and hilarious.
Chappelle 🤣
@@philosophyandhappiness2001 “I had a gum wrapper in my pocket so I took it out, balled that shit and threw it on the ground…and a single tear came out his eye I was like ‘oh SHIT!’”
@@James-vc1kc that was off the top of your memory!? 😂😂😂
@@dalewinchester7773 "If you're a fan of the weird scary and strange delivered in story format, take the like button out for drinks, put a roofie in its drink and drag it to a cheap motel and date rape it all night" n shit
Um Lewis Black, the lefendary George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Rodney..
One of his best bits ever, it's almost difficult to keep up with the jokes, they come so fast one after another. What a legend.
"Because at the end of the day it's a woman"
Me after Bill said that : ⚰️
As the father in an interracial family I approve of this message 100%.
I can totally picture Dave Chappelle saying this on his low-key sarcastic voice.
@@nongpaul3795 How about no. And if it was that good of a video/song or whatever, you wouldn't have to be carpet-bombing Bill Burr video comment sections.
True
the moment he says
"OKKAAYYY SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING!!!"
It cracked me so hard omfg that anticipatory tone jfc
🤣😆👌🏼
Me too dude it was hilarious!
Anybody else feel like he's getting better?
Personally, Paper Tiger might be my favorite special of his
He is most definitely getting better
He's one of the most critical thinkers in the Hollywood community.
He was always pretty damn good.
My current top 3, favorites in no particular order - Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, and Eddie Izzard.
John O'Neill triggered
I'm so glad bill is finally getting the recognition and respects he deserves. He's been my absolute favorite stand-up comedian or just comedian in general(well next to Norm Macdonald) since the early 2000s, I love seeing his rise in popularity go up so much, the past 5 years or so.
His wife is wrong about Elvis because as we all know, Elvis learned his leg shake from Forrest Gump.
Lol. Love the punchline! Didn’t see that one coming...
I never thought about that. It's all fun and games to joke about Elvis stealing a little dance move from a fictitious kid; but if you point out the undisputed fact that he ripped off his entire style, suddenly Elvis fans have a meltdown.
Scott Allen Ripped off his entire style? Do you realise how stupid that is? There’s never been an artist who hasn’t copied from those before him.
@@ThirdLawPair Yeah probably because it is only an undisputed fact to ignorant idiots! Elvis had his own style, influenced by many, not only black. 🙄
@malusi ntsele That's right, THAT'S right. EVERY white performer ever stole every talent they ever had from a black person.
You like to throw that white boy term around pretty easily don't you, idiot??
How is it that you find yourself so high on your horse,yet so low in your own pity pot simultaneously??
Why don't you sit your ass back down in the corner and shut your mouth little fella, the grown folks are talking.
One of the things I love about Bill Burr is how he’s so self-aware and honest. I like how in retrospect, he knew he was wrong and foolish for making that statement and can make it be humorous even with the real world implications.
So powerful. What other things do you love ? Will you write about them for strangers? Please?
@@cpjuanrail3966what's wrong with you? It's a harmless statement why you gotta be sarcastic about it
@@jojohairee9987they're mad you got 600 upvotes lmfao
How is he wrong and foolish?
How come everyone else's contributions to the world belong to their race, and using them is appropriation, but white contributions to the world belong to everybody?
The mark of a top-tier comedian: Someone else telling their jokes would not be as funny. That speaks to the blend of their material, timing, and delivery.
TIL timing isn't a component of delivery.
@@setokaiba7204 true as hell. They are untouchable because of their ability to deliver precisely and work the crowd. Although I'm certainly not taking anything away from their writing as they are damn phenomenal. They know when to reel it in and when to venture deeper. 2 very talented and 2 of my top 5 comedians. Joe Rogan's standup is damn hilarious if u didnt already know those are probably my top 3
@@ClarkPotter it absolutely is
@@ClarkPotter Lol what? It's one of the most important components of delivery. And one of the most definitive for a comedian.
You guys seem to be missing that Clark Potter was roasting OP for categorizing things in this way: material, timing, and delivery. Could've just said a blend of material and delivery.
He makes it sounds like it's just a casual conversation. So effortless, but it is so smart on so many levels.
If being authentic was a person.... this guy. Love him for that.
'Why can't we just watch it and then have a discussion after?'
'Because I don't want to have a lecture---'
Nailed it.
That part hit me too. It's such a relatable thing that it seems like Bill was at our house.
Bill Burr has a way of doing really smart comedy while making smart commentary and having very positive and progressive opinions on things and still being real and non-pandering, genuinely art. Really thoughtful shit and funny as hell.
Mostly smart commentary. Elvis said in interview after interview in the '50s that blacks invented rock and roll and he didn't.
Better than I could have said it. Thanks.
And will never accept credit for it. I listen to the Monday Morning Podcast he does and he constantly refers to his comedy style as telling dick and shit jokes when he's one of the more insightful entertainers out there.
He’s truly venting while performing 🤣🤣 works out perfectly
Unlike Gary Owen I like how Bill doesn’t revolve his whole act and persona off the sole fact that he has a black wife
Gary Owen had a black wife. Lol
@@robertg262 lol had being the key term here
I saw Gary live at the Tom Joyner Family Reunion two years in a row in '08 & '09 when I was a kid and laughed but the way his material revolved entirely around having a black wife and black kids kinda got old
I felt like Gray is pretending to be black.
Gary owens can't make his own ppl laugh. That's why
As another white man who is married to a black woman, I can say this is one of the most relatable bits ever 😂
Ok, she’s the most attractive african American woman I’ve ever seen in my fucking life, and she’s on fire..
Supple, and uber smart..
I’m fucked
Same, even though I'm a white australian and my wife and son are aboriginal the joke's hit so close to home my cheeks hurt.
Same. This is some cathartic shit - we watched this bit together just pointing at each other "that's you" "oh ya well that's you" lol
Ditto with my black wife
Yep, same here. The 'huffing and puffing' thing had me in bits. :)
3:53 he threw his head back and for a few moments forgot he was doing a show and flashed back to how annoyed he felt when the conversation was actually happening
He’s real I love him
Elvis gave lots of shout-outs to black artists. Even later in his career, after the terrible movies, he was at a press conference and someone referred to him as the King of Rock and Roll. Elvis said, "I'm not the King - he is" and pointed to Fats Domino, who was also in the room.
Source?
@@akiraholland457 Interesting. I posted a reply to this question, with two different Internet links (one re: Fats Domino and the other about Arthur Crudup) and now it seems my reply has disappeared - or at least I can't see it now.
@@akiraholland457 ua-cam.com/video/pH5kaBI7M50/v-deo.html
@@PotrzebieConolly UA-cam hates links.
@@PotrzebieConolly youtube hates the truth.
God the arguments him and his wife have must be amazing
checkout their podcast
they get into very tiny and funny arguments on the podcast.
I agree check their podcast. Most of the time Bill barely manages to save himself with a joke, it's funny
@Cold As The Poles no no dude its true he only said it once on stage when he was talking about the whole being agney and playing his music loud because he had to get out of bed when it was her turn but it happens all the time there was a police report about one time when she hit him with a car
dont believe in God, please. Its like believing in Santa Claus....you know....stupid....
But..... "I should have stopped there" how many times were these words spoke out loud or just ran through your mind....... like I knew this was a bad idea before I did it.
YUP
I can tell you’re male by that sentence, we really are lovable idiots 😂
@@1984newmanator wrong..... female
I don't get the very last bit about the flying thing. Can someone explain it to me? I don't get how that is funny or offensive or what. I'm missing something I guess.
@@FulciLives Bill outright won the argument with the statement. White people invented planes.
I love Bill's comedy. He's always in a tug of war with the audience. Just when they think he's gone too far, he lets go of the rope and lets them think they're winning. Then he yanks the rope just to let them realize he's still got the upper hand. What I love about this is that he knows it's a game and he wants you to know that too, as opposed to some comedians who want to offend and rarely show their hand.
This is perfectly put.
I like the brighter tone he takes on nowadays. Marriage is good for him
He picked the wrong road.
@@pdrey100 wait, what? Marriage wasn't good for him? 😶
@@pdrey100 found the incel
@@logan3917 Incel was actually a woman's creation for herself if you do some research
@@westray4685 you say that like the guy they were quoting isn't an incel
I like how in his comedy he also admits part where he’s wrong, and still makes jokes about it.
Love the guy.
That part where he said he just turned it off an she asked why... every man has had that moment. May not be about race, but its about something. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely. I get the “what are you trying to hide/deny” look. That’s when I know she might cut me.
@@peteyesco EXACTLY... Every answer leads into another loooong series of questions thats gonna lead into more. 🤣🤣
Men and women shouldn't watch TV shows together. It's led to so many fights you'd be right in suspecting that a lot of the shows are designed to do exactly that.
My dad was 50 years old when i was born. The older i get the more I understand why he was so damn quiet. You just can't win with some people...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"do i get mad at you when you flight from LA to NY in under 6h?"
lmaao so true 😂😂
I don’t get it
@@frederickstuart7495because the wright brothers were white
I did not get it either until I saw this.
@@frederickstuart7495
@@GuerreroDelInfoI still don’t get it this is legit the first time I never got a joke in my life
@@GuerreroDelInfo yeah, but why is it "fucked up"? It's pretty much the same as the skateboard example
Him and Dave Chappelle are on a league of their own! Far from the rest of the comedians !
Can’t forget Louis ck
@@BankReel How can a guy named "snake" forget about Louis C.O.C.K.
For real! I used to be hopped up on Louis C.K. like these other guys, but he fell off pretty fast for me. Burr and Chappelle just keep getting better.. and better.. more refined, more precise punchlines, they're aging like fine wine.
Roy Wood, Jr., John Mulaney, and Gary Owen have entered the building.
Dodging Lazer beams!
I gotta tell you Bill, I'm a black wife, my husband is black. We are skilled and adept at giving black men headaches as much as we are with white men...In fact, we have kept Tylenol in business across every race for many years😉😁 Thanks for the much needed laughs!!!!🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤❤
You sound like you dont get invited to parties...
Stfu
Are you sure the Tylenol isn't for us though? 😅
one look at the marriage rate among black couples tells me that you're right. it must be a REAL headache. much love.
@@rudy1183 wow
It’s funny how people were surprised by how good Bills acting was in Mandalorian. Stand up comedy is basically like being a theatre actor.
You know what makes Bill Burr one of the best? He just admits that he is wrong. Nobody does this anymore. He is humble which make his great moments shine even more.
“Made about 7 or 8 good points there”
@@CoachHeyward and then goes on to absolutely refute everyone of them
@@moma8518 lol he didn't refute any of them. He just brought up a new, related point
The way that Bill said “he died alone on a toilet” makes it sound like that was an epic way to die and THAT is the door he kicked open for us. Like everything else was just to get to that end 😅
Wat?
what if I told you everything you do is just a stepping stone on your path to your own mortality?
The point was that Elvis made all the mistakes, so that everyone else could learn from them and not make the same mistakes. Not that Elvis' actions were condoned.
@@xzecOh I know. It’s just brilliant the way that Bill Burr comically made it sound like “yes you can die alone on a toilet like nothing is off limits now that we have see what extreme highs and crushing lows a human being can go through thanks to seeing the life and death of Elvis Presley”
@@MalloryNewcomb Hahahahahah 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"And I go HOWEVER!" 😂😂
Bet you got that mac and cheese mami 👀
@@chrishansen8201 ?? Huh?? Mac and cheese? Did you call me mami? I'm confused. Are you trolling or was this supposed to be funny?
5:28 This is honestly a great way to concede an argument.
It's not weak to agree with the other person, and gives you more credit to being a thoughtful person.
He and Dave Chappelle are literally the GOATS of this type of comedy
@Sky Gardener I won't say he's getting stale. He's been getting attacked by cancel culture and he keeps having to address it. That's why he's taking a break. They attacked Bill too
@Sky Gardener says the sky gardener LOL, I'd love to see you do better than chappelles stale comedy.
@Sky Gardener Chappelle has white people to joke on whenever he needs laugh. Burr doesn't need that.
@@princedavido thats a shit argument you don't you can critique a movie without being a professional director clown
@@RTDavis0503 stale is one word for it. I think he's getting to the same point George Carlin was - his later standups were more "making points" rather than "be funny". Now it doesn't matter if I agree with Chappelle's or Carlin's points, but I think it's kind of obvious that being funny was second to expressing their viewpoints by their latest (well, for the moment for Chappelle at least) specials.
So is this the same black woman that introduced him to lotion?
Yes sir!
White people get ashy too. 😂
And the Harlem bit too.
Chris Rose you just can’t notice it as much though;)
Nope. Different woman.
“YEAAAH. I SAID THAT” 😳
Brilliant delivery
Bill Burr just keeps getting better and better and I've watched him over the past 12 years or so and he's in his prime as a comedian. I'm glad he's achieving the well earned success he's hopefully enjoying. He's got his joke delivery and timing down to a science, that all top level, talented comedians have.
I love how much Bill Burr actually listens to his wife in this story
That's how you know it is an exaggeration for comedic effect. No sane man would bother listening to his wife for an extended period, particularly if she is married to you and whines about imaginary offenses like cultural appropriation.
Well, she made 8 or 9 good points 😂
"The down and dirty, daddy not sticking around, drug infested neighborhood blues... with the jesus-as-white-as-me hair-the-color-of-the-sun, angelic bluegrass playing music".
Love this dude. He walks you right into it. 😆
"Started wearing onesies, doing karate kicks" ahhh classic
Deceased.
Elvis didn’t have enough people that would tell him, “No!”
“Because its a woman.” Realest shit ever 😂
Tis true though. Testosterone and Estrogen during puberty produce two different animals in maturity.
If only women weren't so blinded by their feelings - they'd have the logic to realise we're still just as wild and primal as we were 100'000+ years ago.
Nothing has changed but our environment and our collective ego, more we specialise - the more we forget about the basics that we ought to know. Its a known cycle.
Testosterone masks emotion, its a basic function - promotes adrenal responses to stimuli - because life/death stuff is our purpose.
Not something that can be changed without nature doing it - and we're far too spread out and diverse in breeding now for evolution to make any real survival of the fittest evolutionary jumps.
Anyway. We don't try to tell women how to be women because we have no flippin idea what that experience is like - and we never ever can attain that insight.
The same concept of principle is true in reverse, it just doesn't pan out that way.
How many women I've seen in life trying to 'change' a dude - jfc, especially when you compare it to the number of males I've seen try to 'change' a woman - next to none - they know better than to bother attempting such an endeavor. Talk about Mars & Venus again alright.
@@gorky1317 holy shit and i thought i needed to go out and make friends so i would have some to talk to
@@jonnym4670 You weren't wrong.
@@gorky1317 How do you think what you just said would be so hard for a woman to comprehend? Yeah, I have more estrogen, but I know that we're all basically just intelligent animals with apparent sexual dimorphism, and men and women are bound to have certain dispositions due to their gender. That's not something to even get emotional about, that's just a clear fact.
@@crystaleunoia3974 There's enough crazy feminists and leftists out there proving what he says is true.
“...However” - Oh shit, don’t do it! 😂
Paper Tiger is Bill's best special. It was perfect timing and after it came out, he catapulted. Love this special. So good.
"You made about 7 or 8 good points there." 😂🤣😂🤣
However...
@@gabrielmasella3074 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nia must realise at some point in every good row with Bill that it has a good shot at ending up on stage.
Everyone started laughing at "married a minor"
Lmao I was confused too like what
@Justin Mayberry what
@Justin Mayberry He was Christian.
@Justin Mayberry I've never heard that before. I thought he claimed to be a Christian?
It was normal back then.
OK... Respect goes to Bill Burr... This was legendary
I like this guy. He goes where angels fear to trod and not only gets away with it, but gets applauded by both sides of the tug -of- war. He's good.
I need a Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle tour. It would break records!
Only if they include ali wong
YOOOOOOO!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN
@@jonnym4670 stop
It would be Classic!😂
Totally. I would love to see them roast each other on stage!
everybody tough til bill starts leaning on the mic stand
@Jared Haas That's when you summon patrice o'neal from the dead to back you up
Bill is a dying breed of comedian. He does not GIVE A SHIT what people think about him and I respect him so much for that.
He cares a lot about what people think of him. Having listened to O&A that much is extremely clear lol
Bill and Chapelle are two of a kind, nothing they say can offend you cause they're so pure and real about themselves 🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️
Oh how wrong you are, they offend plenty of humorless cunts. But they won't be canceled for their art.
"you're about to yell at me like I produced the music"😂
The threading of that thin line that can end your whole career. Hats off to all comedians who are still standing.
"...possibly an index finger jabbing at your forehead... what ever the f*ck that is...?"
That part always gets me. Before I saw this I couldn't have even imagined this could be a thing, but I've only had one girlfriend do this to me when arguing, and I remeber how infuriating it was. She's the only non-caucasian amongst my exs, so maybe there's something to his words...
"there might be more hand gestures and head movements with different races of women" lmfao I like this guy
Whenever I need a dose of truth mixed with laughs, Bill Burr always delivers
I was able to sort out my herpes virus from my body system completely after using #drehimen herbal remedy,
He’s in my favorite comic zone, with Carlin, Ron White, Chappell and those guys who make you laugh uncontrollably. Can’t wait til shows start back up.
Me too ... I hope he does Europe on tour soon as this shits done with🙃
My favorite bill Burr routine. I think it's the pinnacle of comedy.
Bill Burr is not a comedian anymore - he is an artist who tell jokes.
Define "comedian".
@Mini Me And yet look at that guy's comment.
Don't put down comedy man. Being a comedian is being an artist since it's an art form.
Burr is always firing on all cylinders, so good.
*Firing on all syllables
When a friend of mine asked me how I can be attracted to and date “outside of my race”, I told her that one thing I’ve noticed is that they’re just men. No matter which country they’re from. No matter the race. All have different personalities and some cultural aspects may play a part, of course, but ultimately I’m dealing with the male perspective, not the race.
Cultural differences have as strong an affect on behavior as social class does. And good luck not being considered a trophy in the back of minds, or resented by others.
I fkn love Bill Burr, man 😂
"You gonna talk to me about cultural appropriation while wearing pants?" - Bill Burr
Bruh
What kind of culture were African Americans removed from? Where did pants originate?
@@Tamous214 Well, tailoring and sewing was discovered by whites, so...
@@melochin8237 my comment was a rhetorical question as a reply to someone's comment that is no longer there..
@DonKingKong And by arabs you probably mean mesopotamians, egyptians, and semitic populations, like hebrews and later arabs.
Ah, with a voice like that he should've known early he was destined to be an epic comedian 😅❤️
Relationship goals.
You're mad
@@JM-fo1te im loving their love
Wish he’d tell more stories about him and his wife that shit was gold.
the WNBA stuff makes me howl.......
Chappelle and Burr remind me of when Pryor and Carlin ruled a generation and could make both races laugh with truth. It takes a comic to make someone laugh, it takes a genius to make everyone laugh.
Doesn't Chappelle try NOT to make EVERYONE laugh though? Like, doesn't he LOVE to emphasize how successful he is at bullying those who don't agree with his opinio----I MEAN triggering the leftist hivemind?
@@TheBeatlesShow No
@@TheBeatlesShow Grow up.
@@TheBeatlesShow WTF are you talking about? I bet you thought you had something there.
@@purplegorilla9592 I bet you did too. Bully much?
Yeah...I said that!
Every married man, everyone, no matter where he's from has made that mistake 🤣🤣🤣.
The angle of perspective he took for this sketch was amazing 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾
I love bill Burr he is so freshing and so true though... Protect him at all cost