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  • @doctorsynth1
    @doctorsynth1 2 роки тому +219

    Anthony Jeselnik has got to be one of the smartest comedians of all time, deftly pushing the envelope, and the punchlines, over the edge. Utterly Brilliant.

  • @USERID412-k7n
    @USERID412-k7n 2 роки тому +679

    Even when you've seen or heard Anthony enough times to know what tenor of jokes to expect, you still won't see the punch line that's coming. That consistent ability to surprise audiences with where any setup will land is comic genius of the highest order. Or severe sociopathy. Or both.

    • @medix1203
      @medix1203 2 роки тому

      Definitely a sociopath... But of the highest degree

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 2 роки тому +31

      Bravo on using "tenor" outside of music. Here, take my like.

    • @USERID412-k7n
      @USERID412-k7n 2 роки тому +12

      @@celiashen5490 Thanks. If you'd ended the second sentence with ", please!", the ghost of Henny Youngman would have smiled.

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 2 роки тому +3

      @@USERID412-k7n Oh, ok. Can I leave the "please" here?

    • @USERID412-k7n
      @USERID412-k7n 2 роки тому +6

      @@celiashen5490 As you wish.

  • @maushardt13
    @maushardt13 10 місяців тому +28

    I listen to this every couple months and it never gets old

  • @seanpurdom6380
    @seanpurdom6380 Рік тому +86

    This guy's writing and his delivery to his material is absolutely perfect every time!

  • @austinpowell2295
    @austinpowell2295 2 роки тому +308

    He's honestly one of the greatest comedians out there

    • @laryon
      @laryon 2 роки тому +13

      Yes and Bill Burr too. Funny guys!

    • @firstlasterson1213
      @firstlasterson1213 Рік тому

      Oof

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 Рік тому +8

      @@firstlasterson1213 Yea, not everyone understands :)

    • @MrRoundwound
      @MrRoundwound Рік тому

      I couldn’t get through two minutes of this garbage. You are a doughead

    • @kevinmcdonald951
      @kevinmcdonald951 11 місяців тому

      @@laryon BURR STEALS

  • @anthonymartinez8854
    @anthonymartinez8854 10 місяців тому +40

    No dramatic storytelling, no pandering, just straight comedy. One liner after one liner. I love Anthony 😂

  • @cip7068
    @cip7068 2 роки тому +60

    His Comedy Central stand up is absolute gold .... funniest thing I've ever seen

  • @samuelL.mackin
    @samuelL.mackin Рік тому +24

    I love every standup this guy does 😂

  • @ginberlykickit731
    @ginberlykickit731 2 роки тому +76

    The dad belt shooting heroine was funny as fuck

  • @RelentlessOhiox
    @RelentlessOhiox 2 роки тому +137

    For anyone wondering this was hailed in 2010 as the best comedy album of the year by many outlets. 👌

    • @jamiegallant6797
      @jamiegallant6797 2 роки тому +1

      0

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 Рік тому +2

      This isn't a comedy album. How many times is he telling the crowd a "last" joke? It's chopped up all shitty too.

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash Рік тому +1

      @@macethorns1168yeah, I agree with you on that one.

    • @kristophermyers8676
      @kristophermyers8676 Рік тому

      ​@@macethorns1168it is a comedy album and it was released by comedy central and google does exist.

    • @savage22bolt32
      @savage22bolt32 7 місяців тому +1

      This guy is a cross between Steven Wright & George Carlin!

  • @russmaster
    @russmaster 2 роки тому +98

    This guy is a straight up savage and I love him for that

  • @ericwright3579
    @ericwright3579 Рік тому +19

    One of the greatest realest comics out. Raw truth

  • @patriotpride16t
    @patriotpride16t Рік тому +23

    I love how he’ll set up a joke, then completely twist the punchline we were thinking, then hitting us with a punchline we were not expecting!
    He’s definitely in the top 10 Standup goats off all time!

  • @ImAustinTopham
    @ImAustinTopham Рік тому +7

    So cool to see how far he's come. Saw him live on his last tour after waiting 7 years - worth every penny.

  • @hannabis80
    @hannabis80 2 роки тому +427

    My only complaint is I blame him for Amy Schumer. Back when they were dating you could tell he was writing a lot of her material and then they split up but it was too late she was already gaining popularity and then she ran out of jokes and had to resort to stealing from other comics.

    • @Brian-zb5ct
      @Brian-zb5ct Рік тому

      She’s garbage

    • @nobodyspecial891
      @nobodyspecial891 Рік тому

      Amy is a waste of air🤢

    • @senorfrog5605
      @senorfrog5605 Рік тому +62

      Ew… what? He dated Schumer? Is that why he makes so many dead baby jokes? Like what if amy’s parents would have just gotten abortion?

    • @hondahatch3460
      @hondahatch3460 Рік тому +20

      So she was never talented enough to be a comedian right? Just a presenter of telling other people's jokes. Hhhmmm.

    • @estebanrivera4786
      @estebanrivera4786 Рік тому +55

      I think the worst thing he did was date Amy Schumer altogether lol

  • @slaphead8835
    @slaphead8835 2 роки тому +26

    Jeselnik is one of the really good comics out there.

  • @interstitialist4227
    @interstitialist4227 6 місяців тому +29

    I've heard Anthony do all these jokes before, at least once, and they still crack me up every time. That's what great timing does for a comedian.

    • @kidkique
      @kidkique 2 місяці тому

      Shut up about timing I'm sick of reading about comedic timing inUA-cam comments it's like a catch phrase you see in every single comedy video

    • @da-be-ju
      @da-be-ju Місяць тому

      @kidkique Great comment timing.

  • @jajasniewski
    @jajasniewski 2 роки тому +23

    “Just take a deep breath, and finish cleaning my apartment.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @irenahanlon
    @irenahanlon 2 роки тому +48

    He truly is a comedic genius. I just love him!

  • @alphakennyone8
    @alphakennyone8 11 місяців тому +11

    This special is legendary

  • @rickwhitson2804
    @rickwhitson2804 Рік тому +8

    Absolutely the best out there. Awesome 👍

  • @bannedbycommieyoutube5time920
    @bannedbycommieyoutube5time920 Рік тому +12

    His comedy is very unique, shock value x1000.

  • @arthurriley5856
    @arthurriley5856 4 місяці тому +9

    This guy is on an entirely different level of most comedians. The precision and the artistry blend flawlessly.

  • @nancymadore4292
    @nancymadore4292 2 роки тому +65

    He's got such a great delivery.

  • @Aphercotropes
    @Aphercotropes 2 роки тому +22

    And that's why Anthony Jeselnik will never get a "Me Too" style cancellation...
    Dead babies don't talk.

  • @bengold7942
    @bengold7942 Рік тому +15

    “Sexual harasssment’s a problem let’s talk about it.”
    I don’t why but that line makes me laugh 😂

    • @timchenette2848
      @timchenette2848 6 місяців тому

      It's such a normally serious line that It's hilarious coming from him

  • @aaronricobene247
    @aaronricobene247 2 роки тому +30

    I've listened to this album for at least like 5 times and these jokes never get old

    • @_owo
      @_owo 2 роки тому +4

      especially cancer jokes

    • @JaimeBlanco666
      @JaimeBlanco666 2 роки тому

      Like kids with cancer

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 Рік тому

      Did you listen to it in random order like this shitty upload?

  • @Gustardust
    @Gustardust 2 роки тому +115

    Anthony Jeselnik is a genius. He picks the most horrible things and makes a great joke!

  • @TheWriterNW
    @TheWriterNW 2 роки тому +31

    This guy is my favorite comedian along with Bill Burr!

    • @josephperrotta5143
      @josephperrotta5143 2 роки тому +3

      I like burr he is
      Little hyped though

    • @refuse2Btools
      @refuse2Btools 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@josephperrotta5143Sir Burr struggled for many years to get the credit he deserved. His bitterness was the stone that put the edge on his razor wit. The mainstream success makes it seem like a performance, scripted.

    • @vinnieboombotz399
      @vinnieboombotz399 6 місяців тому +2

      I used to really like Bill Burr but then he got woke. His wife, who's a really big SJW, has had a major influence on his recent comedy. He should stay away from the political stuff and stick with what made him famous.

  • @akimm90
    @akimm90 Рік тому +14

    Option #3 should have been:
    The best part about Great Barrington, Massachusetts, is that when I come back, this joke will be to an all new crowd

    • @da-be-ju
      @da-be-ju Місяць тому

      This is good.

  • @ooolrait
    @ooolrait 8 місяців тому

    Over the years I've listened this through several times and I still laugh out loud with tears. The punchlines are so well crafted, you can visualise everything on the joke and while you process the visuals, you laugh even more.
    Remarkable writing and delivery.

  • @heribertogonzalez3186
    @heribertogonzalez3186 4 місяці тому +3

    It’s special when you can get to the punchline within 90 seconds, without having to hear a long drawn out story, to get to the punchline !!!
    He’s in the Steven Wright &
    Mitch Hedburg realm.
    I reeealy believe George Carlin would have just lovvvved this dude !!!

  • @marcborror4842
    @marcborror4842 6 місяців тому +3

    This guy is the Montgomery Burns of comedy. Even when he tries to act serious or say something good, it all ends up sideways. Stay frosty, Anthony, you're always killing it.

  • @israelbenitez6346
    @israelbenitez6346 2 роки тому +61

    every joke punches you in the face, I LOVE IT

    • @glennaschulz9956
      @glennaschulz9956 2 роки тому

      Or the gut. I love watching the reactions of the audience. Like, "Am I 'allowed' to laugh at the horror of these hilarious, twisted jokes"? Yes, please! 🏴‍☠

    • @edwardgarner2798
      @edwardgarner2798 2 роки тому

      Agreed
      Lovely person
      Deep Humor

  • @mistymeaner1753
    @mistymeaner1753 2 роки тому +46

    This was a great one!
    I'm a huge fan of Jeselnic, but I hadn't heard these before!

  • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
    @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix 2 роки тому +22

    OMG, new material to me, yay!!! been Jonesin for a show since Fire and Thoughts.....Happy to backtrack thanks for posting this.... didn't know it existed. just starting video, sounds like Classic Anthony.

    • @outhousephilosophies3992
      @outhousephilosophies3992 2 роки тому +2

      Same this guy is a genius hope he brings out something new soon

    • @1ashanahan
      @1ashanahan 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/G5X2gfhMJdE/v-deo.html

  • @christopher4842
    @christopher4842 4 місяці тому +1

    This is one of my favorite standup records of all time.

  • @1ashanahan
    @1ashanahan 2 роки тому +18

    " I don't care who your favorite comedian is...,you're about to trade up." -A.J.

  • @democlips1
    @democlips1 6 місяців тому +1

    His timing is impeccable. He’s an amazing comedian. Super clever!

  • @PookysPlace
    @PookysPlace 3 місяці тому +4

    "he'll get over it..he's only 12"...I fuckin lost it

  • @mikepartridge339
    @mikepartridge339 Рік тому +2

    Just seen him in Chicago 9.22.23.
    Still hitting the mark after 20years🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @UncouthBuzzard
    @UncouthBuzzard 11 місяців тому +6

    I’m seeing him tonight in Seattle! Second row center!!!

    • @urbanesasquatch
      @urbanesasquatch 10 місяців тому

      it was awesome. I'm also in Seattle.

  • @pennywisethedancingclown4024
    @pennywisethedancingclown4024 2 роки тому +16

    The “your name is Oldg?” takes me out every time

  • @jasoncecala757
    @jasoncecala757 6 місяців тому +1

    He's one of the best to do it. His setups are legendary.

  • @slimeruthlessroyals1026
    @slimeruthlessroyals1026 Рік тому +5

    He’s our favorite comedian. I mean the worlds.

  • @murlocmasher3368
    @murlocmasher3368 2 роки тому +65

    Can’t believe they took this off Spotify, I will never forgive them for this

    • @hannesbolman4710
      @hannesbolman4710 2 роки тому

      He is on Spotify right now right? At least some of His content

    • @joeyzuber117
      @joeyzuber117 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah well SPOTIFY isn't known for good business decisions lately LOL

    • @hannesbolman4710
      @hannesbolman4710 2 роки тому +3

      @@joeyzuber117 what do you mean ?

    • @joeyzuber117
      @joeyzuber117 2 роки тому +4

      @@hannesbolman4710 sorry I didn't see that he was still on it.... I was thinking he was removed like the comment said. And also the crap they are giving Joe Rogan trying to cancel him. I didn't see the post that said Anthony was still on it. I love this guy.

    • @murlocmasher3368
      @murlocmasher3368 2 роки тому

      @@hannesbolman4710 yeah he kept his thoughts and prayers special. But Shakespeare and Caligula were removed ☹️

  • @chrisgill239
    @chrisgill239 2 роки тому +11

    This is the funniest stand up I’ve ever heard

  • @sullyfox4993
    @sullyfox4993 2 роки тому +8

    @6:36 Did you hear that, Will & Jada Smith? Hear it. Learn it. Live it.

  • @nathelondon3719
    @nathelondon3719 2 роки тому +11

    The blackest cerebral comic on the circuit. Savage.

  • @TheTexorcist68
    @TheTexorcist68 2 роки тому +30

    "TRUST ME BUDDY..." 🤣

    • @DAVEEPAUL
      @DAVEEPAUL 5 місяців тому +1

      I just heard that one .. .. Fuckin' brilliant !!

  • @OfficialVoidWork
    @OfficialVoidWork 2 роки тому +4

    Favourite comedian.

  • @ryandarcy6636
    @ryandarcy6636 3 місяці тому +1

    Love this guy..To people who despise him. It's only a act. Showmanship. I can tell he is a great dude by his reaction when he found out Norm McDonald died. Part of AJ died that day. He was crushed. So remember this is an act, not who he is.

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 2 роки тому +21

    Absolutely brilliant set! Thanks for the video.

  • @designlife4living547
    @designlife4living547 2 роки тому +11

    His humor is slick, New York suave; he’s so sure of himself, he just knows people are going to laugh; he’s not at all nervous as he knows he’s killing... he makes me sick to my stomach.

    • @shardsofteeth
      @shardsofteeth 2 роки тому +1

      thats his schtic hes a freaking cool guy in person really kind hearted

    • @anteandrovic
      @anteandrovic 2 роки тому

      people like you make him sick

    • @Stierenkloot
      @Stierenkloot Рік тому

      Wat

  • @samuelbonaccorso9969
    @samuelbonaccorso9969 2 роки тому +37

    This guy is dead ass serious funny. 🤣 This guy should be the next best thing in comedy for sure.

    • @HeyIwasaValedictorian
      @HeyIwasaValedictorian 2 роки тому +6

      He's been around nearly 20 yrs

    • @chuckwolf1ag
      @chuckwolf1ag 2 роки тому +1

      Check out the jeselnik offensive it was his show before being cancelled fucking gold

    • @joeroscoe10117
      @joeroscoe10117 2 роки тому

      The next best thing? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-rm4vk6tr3j
      @user-rm4vk6tr3j 2 роки тому

      Lol this set is 12 years old

    • @r.p.mcmurphy6623
      @r.p.mcmurphy6623 Рік тому +1

      Dude...the next best thing? He's been around forever!

  • @NetCerpher
    @NetCerpher 2 роки тому +27

    “ People that are offended by jokes are stupid “

  • @JimmyDeLocke
    @JimmyDeLocke 2 роки тому +11

    I want the t-shirt that says World's Greatest Dad semi-finalist

  • @mahlonedwards6826
    @mahlonedwards6826 6 місяців тому +1

    The king of dark humor. Anthony Jeselnik. Like.No.Other.

  • @BeatlesFan1975
    @BeatlesFan1975 9 місяців тому

    The best stand up I've ever heard. Ever😅

  • @JB-nl7gh
    @JB-nl7gh 2 роки тому +4

    Took my younger brother to see his Fire in the Maternity Ward tour and it was hilarious

  • @Alexskateboards10
    @Alexskateboards10 2 роки тому +18

    I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed this hard and I’m not even 7 minutes in yet

    • @Nayo68
      @Nayo68 2 роки тому +1

      Thats called Altzheimer

  • @joeyzuber117
    @joeyzuber117 2 роки тому +129

    I can't imagine a mind that comes up with these perfect dark comedy bits. He's a genius

    • @rickgilmore836
      @rickgilmore836 2 роки тому +3

      .

    • @dougrobertson1434
      @dougrobertson1434 2 роки тому +5

      I come up with, this same shit, all the time. People think I'm screwed, i think I'm fucked....

    • @monokaoz2090
      @monokaoz2090 2 роки тому +17

      @@dougrobertson1434 You're not screwed no worry, you are just looking for atention :)

    • @outhousephilosophies3992
      @outhousephilosophies3992 2 роки тому +3

      @@dougrobertson1434 bro start making content you’d be surprised how many of us would find it hilarious

    • @gregcoomler8932
      @gregcoomler8932 2 роки тому

      9

  • @nevenblanchard5728
    @nevenblanchard5728 2 роки тому +6

    "My body is a temple, but only because it hates Palestine" that was a funny one. Nicely snuck in there😂

  • @lewisfender318
    @lewisfender318 2 роки тому +9

    The ultimate bait and switcher

  • @mikewright2858
    @mikewright2858 2 роки тому +10

    Easily one of the greatest comics ever IMO.

  • @ronniejdio9411
    @ronniejdio9411 2 роки тому +4

    Fans of prowrestling understand his act. He is full tilt heel

  • @tcknapp1984
    @tcknapp1984 2 роки тому +20

    He's a living legend

  • @wburke121
    @wburke121 8 місяців тому

    I love that whenever his mother is in the joke, you see where he gets his humor from. 😆

  • @cmfort2696
    @cmfort2696 2 роки тому +3

    It's all about the delivery of hypothetical objectionable situations

  • @daandemeyer1708
    @daandemeyer1708 2 роки тому +8

    “You gotta be an owl wearing a graduation cap to get that joke”
    What? 😅

    • @horndogrob
      @horndogrob 2 роки тому +1

      Tootsie pop commercial

  • @fuffoon
    @fuffoon 10 місяців тому +2

    Well, if I'm going to watch Jeselnik I had better go sit on the toilet. 😂 Dude makes me roar until I shit.

  • @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj
    @JohnnyAllan-vj7sj 2 місяці тому +2

    You know who would've thought that suicide joke was funny? My girlfriend, who committed suicide.
    In fact she's probably laughing right now, saying, "You wish you were as hot as Romeo. Then maybe I would still be there"

  • @rockbottomcycles4526
    @rockbottomcycles4526 2 роки тому +6

    Challenge : lift weights while listening to Anthony jeselnik

    • @DAVEEPAUL
      @DAVEEPAUL 5 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣 That's not a good idea

  • @simonmacek9009
    @simonmacek9009 10 місяців тому +2

    Omg i love this guy

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 2 роки тому +3

    I came to this not expecting to like him, but I love it! I was just displeased that Amy Schumer's out of circulation & he did it! Funny guy with the great unexpected punchline/twist.

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 2 роки тому +4

    I like how you put all the tracks out of order to escape copyright 😁👍

  • @JTsHorrorDiscussions
    @JTsHorrorDiscussions 2 роки тому +7

    absolute genius. Doug Stanhope and Jeselnik are my two favorite living comics today.

  • @ilovemybuddythunder
    @ilovemybuddythunder 7 місяців тому

    Big jeselnik fan i love how he can tell a joke you think you're gonna be able to tell what the punch line is but its something you don't see coming

  • @angelpup4767
    @angelpup4767 Рік тому +13

    Hahaha this guy doesn't just cross the line he obliterates it, Hilarious comic 😂😂😂

  • @Launchpad1892
    @Launchpad1892 2 роки тому +3

    Funny how Dave Chappell is getting "canceled" but nothing (that I've heard) about Anthony. That's how ya know it's all but hurt Bullshit...Love them both!!!

  • @dude117ification
    @dude117ification 2 роки тому +2

    I need to see this stand up lol

  • @philstone3859
    @philstone3859 6 місяців тому

    His pacing and delivery are on point.

  • @michaelmcgrath5032
    @michaelmcgrath5032 Рік тому +5

    His delivery makes you question if some of them are true or not

  • @tonyblair3569
    @tonyblair3569 Рік тому +3

    Fuck, yeah buddy!😂😂😂❤

  • @seanwalker1972
    @seanwalker1972 2 роки тому +3

    That bit about his mate picking up girls had me laugh out loud fr

  • @Gr8Layks
    @Gr8Layks 2 роки тому +6

    6:37 *ATTN:Will Smith and his son’s friend’s girlfriend.*
    PS, C u next Tuesday Jada!

  • @ritawood2772
    @ritawood2772 8 місяців тому +2

    He is a masterly genius.

  • @timothysmith3558
    @timothysmith3558 2 роки тому +3

    This guy is down right cruel!! I know these are jokes, but damn, he just really goes all the way to the dark side with it!!!

  • @jbevan4411
    @jbevan4411 2 роки тому +6

    Comedy legend 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @seanreilly6819
    @seanreilly6819 2 роки тому +3

    Hilarious. I love this guy. 🤣🤣😄

  • @JayZoop
    @JayZoop 2 місяці тому

    I suspected that he made all this stuff up, but then I realized, he told the story of my life.

  • @jah_moon
    @jah_moon 5 місяців тому +1

    The whole joke at 22:40 is amazing. Olg! 😂

  • @ayyee_bees634
    @ayyee_bees634 2 роки тому +3

    As someone who isn’t white, Anthony Jesilnik is my favorite Comedian

  • @cmfort2696
    @cmfort2696 2 роки тому +5

    Shark Party!

  • @maryjanejones
    @maryjanejones 5 місяців тому +1

    This is the funniest thing I have ever heard

  • @PassportBrotherNumber1
    @PassportBrotherNumber1 2 місяці тому

    Acerbic and caustic wit. I can't believe I'm just now getting to listen to this ar-tist.

  • @paulpiasta9532
    @paulpiasta9532 8 місяців тому +1

    I love this dude

  • @curtismcdonald6838
    @curtismcdonald6838 7 місяців тому +2

    I dunno. He’s definitely funny. Edgy as HELL! But the one thing that irks me is that you know exactly when he is going to give the punchline. He pauses, then delivers, then it’s back to the premise. Like @ 6:54, “We have to keep living in the van.” That pause prior and his tone during that line can be and are tattooed onto every punchline he has. He’s funny and he’s good for comedy. He has a very original voice. But his delivery is just par. Thankfully, he doesn’t give a shit what I think. Lol.

    • @CalvinLangatMMA
      @CalvinLangatMMA Місяць тому

      This was also from a long time ago when he was younger. I’ve watched him since I was a teen and he’s got less predictable with the punchlines. Really witty guy

    • @curtismcdonald6838
      @curtismcdonald6838 Місяць тому

      @@CalvinLangatMMA Admittedly, I’ve not seen anything new from him. The latest content I’ve seen is from back in his Baby Shark days when he managed to piss of the entire country of New Zealand!!! Like I said, he’s good for comedy. But I’ll have to bone up on his latest stand-up bits b4 I cast a stone, I suppose.

  • @sigma_curry
    @sigma_curry 2 роки тому +3

    U realise 99% of comedy is the delivery. Bc if i said his jokes it wouldn’t be funny.

  • @MsTyrie
    @MsTyrie 5 місяців тому

    This is the countenance of brilliance that calls for shades..