Dylan Moran On Why Batman Is Better Than Jesus | Jokes On Us

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  • @forgetfulLlama31
    @forgetfulLlama31 10 місяців тому +259

    I never figured out whether Dylan was drunk all the time or just came across that way. Lunatic or genius.. probably both.

    • @lexxwhite747
      @lexxwhite747 10 місяців тому +90

      Kind-of a long winded way of saying "Irish" isn't it? 😂

    • @DevlinMayCare
      @DevlinMayCare 10 місяців тому +38

      Just comes across that way, I believe- his set is always far too tightly scripted to be delivered drunk, although he makes it sound effortless. I always found that instances of heckling in his performances showed how practiced the set is, since they really throw him off for a good 30 seconds or so before he gets back on track… always sounds like the record skipped then suddenly catches the groove again!

    • @landyw5351
      @landyw5351 9 місяців тому +1

      😊😊😊loo p​@@DevlinMayCare

    • @landyw5351
      @landyw5351 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DevlinMayCare😊😊😊😊😊

    • @cathryncampbell8555
      @cathryncampbell8555 9 місяців тому +20

      @@DevlinMayCare Hecklers irritate me, because they Never have anything to say that is worth the interruption. Let the hecklers try to deliver a show like Moran's & see how many seconds they would last!

  • @dinidu
    @dinidu 4 місяці тому +69

    Moran, Izzard, and Williams are those few comedians who are also very visual. Love all three ❤

    • @mrnice7570
      @mrnice7570 4 місяці тому +3

      Izzard used to be good, before losing his mind

    • @x8_ace_x
      @x8_ace_x 4 місяці тому +2

      Eddie or his twin sister Suzy?

    • @Caligulita
      @Caligulita 4 місяці тому +2

      Don’t forget Tommy Tiernan

    • @AL-Lee-G
      @AL-Lee-G 4 місяці тому +2

      Bullshit. There are a lot of great stand ups who are physical. George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Rowan Atkinson, Jim Carrey, Carl Barron, Ron White, Iliza Shlesinger, Jimoen. The list goes on. Robin Williams is certainly one of, if not, The best ever because he was so wild and unpredictable on stage but there are a lot more than those three. Don't be ridiculous, mate.

  • @perfectionbox
    @perfectionbox 4 місяці тому +18

    some have a stream of consciousness, others have raging rivers 🤣

  • @sarayusarayu832
    @sarayusarayu832 8 місяців тому +43

    I could watch this forever 😂

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 2 місяці тому +8

    Shades of Dave Allen, a comedian who didn't shy away from his relationship with the bottle ;)

    • @peterharris9022
      @peterharris9022 2 місяці тому

      You do know that Dylan is now a complete non drinker don't you ? His mannerisms are that of his alcohol fuelled past.

  • @charliebrenton4421
    @charliebrenton4421 4 місяці тому +87

    With enough prep time Batman would’ve wrecked Pontius Pilate.

    • @AaronCurtright
      @AaronCurtright 4 місяці тому +5

      John Wick wouldn’t need prep time…..

    • @r10nx
      @r10nx 4 місяці тому +5

      I think that the Punisher would have pitted the Sanhedrin against Pontius Pilate in a final showdown, and as Caiaphas's Palace was going down in flames He would have made his getaway 'cause Simon of Cyrene would have been waiting with his bike in the abandoned warehouse district on the outskirts of town.

    • @davidbranch821
      @davidbranch821 3 місяці тому

      Hog lumps

    • @ryangalloniga1194
      @ryangalloniga1194 4 дні тому

      Batman was truly villain greedy into the light he was blindfolded and he was cowards to follow darkness
      Second you used jesus good was innocent and unworthy called hero if want watched batman episode or movie you should understand jesus watching too apart plan

  • @MuniShakya
    @MuniShakya 4 місяці тому +30

    did he drank a cup of tea on stage? love it instead of a boring bottle of water.

  • @Connor-j7l
    @Connor-j7l 6 місяців тому +28

    One of the best in the business..I think so..👍 funny as all getout..😂

  • @bobbyk9815
    @bobbyk9815 4 місяці тому +11

    "...things with bunsen burners..."😂

  • @casard5235
    @casard5235 4 місяці тому +4

    It's good to be/remember being a child every now and then. Thanks Dylan. Cheers 😊

  • @Comicsluvr
    @Comicsluvr 4 місяці тому +11

    I am SO glad the algorithm gave me this today!

  • @sean.butterworth
    @sean.butterworth 4 місяці тому +14

    I think he was drunk a lot of the time at one stage, but I believe he’s reformed more recently

  • @vicstf8432
    @vicstf8432 4 місяці тому +75

    Batman is indeed a good role model and as real as Jesus.

    • @demonicsquid7217
      @demonicsquid7217 4 місяці тому +2

      The cartoons are better as well.

    • @Vyndora
      @Vyndora 4 місяці тому +5

      And apparently watching me in the shower so I feel safer!

    • @MrKingkz
      @MrKingkz 4 місяці тому +2

      100%

    • @ATeyken
      @ATeyken 4 місяці тому

      Batman is a billionaire beating up mentally ill people on the streets, rather than using his vast fortune to improve the psychiatric system.

    • @WalterMarks1
      @WalterMarks1 4 місяці тому +6

      Do you not think jesus was real? I'm not a bible sniffer but that Gsus was real/ existed is the easy bit to believe. That he was the son of God via a Jewish mix is the bit where Batman makes his entrance

  • @MaximumMatador
    @MaximumMatador 2 місяці тому +2

    No one has better timing than Dylan Moran

  • @mikefule
    @mikefule 3 місяці тому +13

    Of course the appearance and accent are completely different, but I had never noticed before how similar his whimsical stream of consciousness style is to Eddie Izzard. Excellent.

  • @BobZombie8806
    @BobZombie8806 4 місяці тому +36

    Am I high, or is this David from Shaun of the Dead?

    • @CarlaDodd-o1e
      @CarlaDodd-o1e 4 місяці тому +15

      Yes it is!

    • @tinawinslow9175
      @tinawinslow9175 4 місяці тому +10

      Yes and yes 😂

    • @slickmcCool
      @slickmcCool 4 місяці тому +2

      Probably and yes

    • @cbeaumont
      @cbeaumont 4 місяці тому +23

      No, it is Bernard from Black Books

    • @CarlaDodd-o1e
      @CarlaDodd-o1e 4 місяці тому +1

      @@cbeaumont it's the same actor/comedian. He played both

  • @badonkeykong7506
    @badonkeykong7506 4 місяці тому +18

    He's aged insanely well.

    • @stephenwade5534
      @stephenwade5534 4 місяці тому +2

      It was filmed 18 years ago 😀

    • @Uchiha_Mako
      @Uchiha_Mako 3 місяці тому

      You do know this is from 2006, right?

    • @badonkeykong7506
      @badonkeykong7506 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Uchiha_Mako I did not. Which is why I thought he aged so well

    • @Uchiha_Mako
      @Uchiha_Mako 3 місяці тому

      @@badonkeykong7506 Fair

  • @tammigissell2378
    @tammigissell2378 4 місяці тому +5

    Pure brilliance

  • @orireth5107
    @orireth5107 2 місяці тому

    Too real, I did that the other day, i walked all the way to the other end of the house and just stopped in the kitchen, could not think of what i went there for, went back to my desk and picked up my glass to take a sip of water to find it empty

  • @PhilRounds
    @PhilRounds 4 місяці тому +17

    I can see the Robin Williams influence....or maybe it's just convergence? In any case, well played!

  • @danielhama4558
    @danielhama4558 4 місяці тому +2

    @6:34 -was my exact expression 😂

  • @markherzog9484
    @markherzog9484 4 місяці тому +5

    Dylan has so ably picked up the baton from Dave Allen…… a natural raconteur ……..

  • @thomaslepora4472
    @thomaslepora4472 2 місяці тому +1

    He has a similar style to Eddie Izzard. I like it.

  • @sherilynnxquantumdivine7065
    @sherilynnxquantumdivine7065 4 місяці тому +1

    Love him, so true 👍

  • @atthecore4560
    @atthecore4560 4 місяці тому +2

    Batman is definitely my Jesus.
    BATMAN SAVES!
    XD

    • @andrewblack2596
      @andrewblack2596 4 місяці тому +1

      He sure does.

    • @SoopahG
      @SoopahG 3 місяці тому

      Needs to be a bumper sticker. And another one - WWBD? Both within the Batman icon, of course.

  • @HansZarkovPhD
    @HansZarkovPhD 3 місяці тому +11

    Batman could possibly exist with proper training and funding. Jesus is just silly fictional magician.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 2 місяці тому

      Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, why would he need funding?
      Jesus viewed from a social standpoint is much more than the wonders he apparently did (or not)
      F.E. He treated women as equals, 2.000 years ago.
      What his followers made of it is another story...

  • @brendandarkside1207
    @brendandarkside1207 2 місяці тому +1

    Huge lumps of chocolate or marmite handcuffs i cant decide what to get dylan for his birthday

  • @imdiyu
    @imdiyu 2 місяці тому

    He is a MAD GENIUS

  • @ibeethatoneguy7807
    @ibeethatoneguy7807 4 місяці тому +2

    Batman vs Jesus. Reminds me of that impractical jokers game lol

    • @ryangalloniga1194
      @ryangalloniga1194 3 дні тому

      Batman was greedy into the light called hero and villain which means darkest
      Jesus was good innocent and unworthy become a hero worthy

  • @tenzhitihsien888
    @tenzhitihsien888 2 місяці тому

    If they ever wanted to revisit Dudley Moore's Arthur, this guy seems perfect for it.

  • @coax47
    @coax47 2 місяці тому +1

    Omg I just realised this guy is from shaun of the dead lol

  • @notacompleteidiot...1285
    @notacompleteidiot...1285 2 місяці тому

    I particularly hate it when the grenumbulator on my car breaks down.
    🤔

  • @CristianML40
    @CristianML40 3 місяці тому

    Great!

  • @davidaugustofc2574
    @davidaugustofc2574 3 місяці тому +1

    The ratio of views to comments tell me a few of the viewers were disappointed.

  • @Cacuofa
    @Cacuofa 3 місяці тому +1

    Has anyone else's UA-cam algorithm gotten messed up? I was watching stand-up videos, and then this funeral one randomly popped up.

  • @Caligulita
    @Caligulita 4 місяці тому +2

    Huge lumps of chocolate to fuck!!! Oh that’s so good!

  • @gauravgummaraju
    @gauravgummaraju 3 місяці тому +1

    He gets to the Jesus v Batman stuff at 8:15

  • @sairadha674
    @sairadha674 2 місяці тому

    Black Books was awesome.

  • @cherylannburke-wx3ko
    @cherylannburke-wx3ko 3 місяці тому

    When a boring drunk convinces people to give him money, he has his rewards. Its a shame to sell your self short, when you were always priceless

  • @tersooachineku
    @tersooachineku 3 місяці тому +5

    The joke here is the baby he describes is literally Stewie Griffin

  • @creemoon9546
    @creemoon9546 3 місяці тому

    3:40 yup, nature knows

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 4 місяці тому +6

    This guy's style reminds me of Eddie Izzard. Comedy style; not fashion.

    • @kmnorth5202
      @kmnorth5202 4 місяці тому

      Cause hes not an executive...

    • @20rvd02
      @20rvd02 4 місяці тому

      I just noticed the same!

  • @ALW-nc
    @ALW-nc 2 місяці тому

    Sounds like Eddy Izzard

  • @kennethhammond4028
    @kennethhammond4028 4 місяці тому

    If I was this funny I would be that guy😅

  • @buckrogers7575
    @buckrogers7575 2 місяці тому

    what a genius....

  • @Ringolero
    @Ringolero 2 місяці тому

    I heard Batman could kill Jesus…… with prep time.

  • @P3d3r0s0
    @P3d3r0s0 2 місяці тому

    Jack Sparrow was based on Dylan Moran

  • @DuncanMcintyre-jk3qb
    @DuncanMcintyre-jk3qb 4 місяці тому +1

    Bastard child of father ted and Dave Allen -who was great btw

  • @joelminihane
    @joelminihane 3 місяці тому

    It david from sharn of the dead

  • @jonburrows3497
    @jonburrows3497 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank God. Dave Allen lives. See I told you reincarnation was real.

  • @SerendipityChild
    @SerendipityChild 4 місяці тому

    Batman for the kids :)

  • @epone3488
    @epone3488 6 місяців тому +6

    BTW "Tines" and "charging plate" yes I have zero sense of humor.

    • @l.a.9267
      @l.a.9267 6 місяців тому +11

      No, he asked what the spaces *between* the tines are called. And proper kettles do not have charging plates.

    • @epone3488
      @epone3488 6 місяців тому +2

      @@l.a.9267 Ahh a fellow pedant Hello! :)

    • @piyam5000
      @piyam5000 4 місяці тому

      Kettle dock?

    • @cameronadair5422
      @cameronadair5422 4 місяці тому

      ​@@l.a.9267Exactly.... the place UNDERNEATH the kettle was the question.

  • @davebolland3185
    @davebolland3185 5 місяців тому +8

    Came to New Zealand and got drunk….stayed drunk…..ah well….the ticket buyers got what they paid for…..a …was ever this is.

    • @robertfarrow3218
      @robertfarrow3218 4 місяці тому +3

      Funny as fck, that is what this is.

    • @DonoVideoProductions
      @DonoVideoProductions 4 місяці тому +2

      This is some top tier comedy...the writing, the timing and performance. Did you really not see that?

    • @shaun469
      @shaun469 4 місяці тому

      Pretty funny.

  • @calvinwest2496
    @calvinwest2496 4 місяці тому

    Sheogorath!

  • @danielstevenson1250
    @danielstevenson1250 4 місяці тому +2

    Batman and Blackman. Batman can go to the store without Robin.

  • @ganimarselevich
    @ganimarselevich 24 дні тому

    Әрине, жарғанат адам Исадан жақсы

  • @BUDDYCB4
    @BUDDYCB4 2 місяці тому

    RUFUS!!!!

  • @christopherflux6254
    @christopherflux6254 2 місяці тому

    According to the Bible, the afterlife will be physical after the Resurrection

  • @saulteanuts-vg8iu
    @saulteanuts-vg8iu 10 місяців тому +1

    Hos.

  • @davidioanhedges
    @davidioanhedges 3 місяці тому

    Inter-tines ...

  • @Haalkarion
    @Haalkarion 2 місяці тому

    He has a British Cosby cadence

  • @conradrex7386
    @conradrex7386 3 місяці тому +1

    Well, considering Jesus is a fictional character, and Batman is real.

  • @jinstinky501
    @jinstinky501 2 місяці тому

    This guy has a serious drinking problem, or he could use some speech therapy. Funny stuff though.

  • @jimmyyorkshire4495
    @jimmyyorkshire4495 9 місяців тому +2

    It's a 5 from me.

  • @SophiaAphrodite
    @SophiaAphrodite 2 місяці тому

    The joke is on us. There aren't any in this stand up.

  • @richievelvet
    @richievelvet 4 місяці тому

    Jesus aside, Bruce Wayne is worthless

    • @NotYourRealMom
      @NotYourRealMom 2 місяці тому

      well yeah bruce wayne is a playboy billionaire and batman fights crime

  • @MrHughDoesDallas
    @MrHughDoesDallas 2 місяці тому

    It's sad I want to laugh but this material is lame

  • @chrisclark2747
    @chrisclark2747 4 місяці тому +3

    Funny delivery (seemingly copped from Izzard), but the material isn't really funny.

    • @slickmcCool
      @slickmcCool 4 місяці тому

      Shades of Izzard and Robin Williams