US Army Combat Vet REACTS to Campfire Stories The H****i Incident- MikeBurnFire
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on the catholic thing, is from the church of rome, and there are people that swear that the scriptures were messed with, again by rome.
I believe them, it makes sense
For instance, there was never meant to be a pope.
Paul was never to be the first pope, that is a total fabrication, heck there was not even meant to be a church.
i just rememebred something, there is a techniche you can use to return the hedon scale back:
GET BORED
no really that is what you do, you can reset your dopamine by avoiding entretainment and becoming bored, that is an actual thing your brain can do, by just avoiding whatever you generally do, like porn, you can reset your brain it takes about a month or a week, justget bored for a week and your brain gets back on the normal track for you.
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Being in the military is just extended adolescence, at least being enlisted. You live under someone else's roof, you eat someone else's food, and, you're constantly told what to do & how to do it. I honestly enjoyed my time. Well, until I got to Iraq, and, people started shooting at me, anyway.
So fuckin true loved it till I went to Iraq and was playing with ieds then you know the saying if it goes off ain't my problem no more
Speaking from personal experience. There's two paths when going into the H route, there's one where you've seen so much weird shit that you just go deeper and deeper into depravity.
Then there's the other path where you've been seeing so much weird shit that you get tired of it and you just want nice wholesome normal H.
I've seen people go either one way or the other and I'm happy I went to the wholesome route. It's like when you look at anime and there's too much weird girls that you go right back around and root for the normal looking and acting ones.
I myself went into the wholesome route.
Got started on some pretty hardcore stuff at around the same age Zach was. But as I got older my morals sorta started kicking in and I found myself actually getting pickier with the H I look at and read.
Nowadays the most out there stuff I read is Yandere and Monstergirls. But both have to be of the wholesome variety. The latter moreso.
Similarly. The anime and manga I watch and read also changed. I was pretty big into the actiony shounen stuff back then. Nowadays I really enjoy slower paced and grounded seinen and slice of life stuff.
As a Slaaneshy worshiper, let me tell ya, you have dodged alot of bullets going the wholesome route my guy. I have seen some fucked shit. I ain't talking weak /b/ levels, I'm talking hardcore Slaanesh Be Praised look for deep French Revenge Core stuff to hit the spot. Though I will say that atleast one good thing that comes of of my hedonism is I learned how fucking hard the work is and the level of bullshit that sex workers have to go through, so I got a lot of respect for those that work in the sex trade.
@@D34DHUNT3R1 Yeah I can imagine how much of a pain it is to get yer fix.
Strangely enough I found new respect to sex workers from a game called VA-11 hall-a. I know it's pretty late but hey, that's what happens when ya live in majority Christian country in a fairly traditional household.
I'm pretty sure that i'm on the other path😔.
I'm mostly colum A a little of colum B. The internet broke me.
This is why Paul is one of my favorite content creators dude. He's always teaching us how to cover our own ass when it comes to real world situations. Thanks Paul you rock man. Hope you do more Zack and Mike reaction videos and maybe some vr chart ones with ex military members being interviewed.
"If Sseth isn't making a video about it, I don't wanna know it."
Unironically, a based stance.
Based? Based on what? 🤨😕🧐
@@themaxterz0169 you're moeder 😂😂😂
Hearing you talk about this feels kind of weird. It's like a grandfather explaining this stuff to his grandson.
Him: Not having nerd credentials
Also Him: War Hammer Cosplay
You might not consider your self a nerd, but you are an honorary nerd!
I lived in the time's just before the internet called the 80s so I know what Zach is talking about
Two things: First, I'm a NSFW artist that obviously seen some shit and even I don't understand the spaghetti thing the video mentioned. Mixing food and porn is disgusting and for some reason even big studios do that
Second, as a South American I'll never understand American and North European focus on the guilty and dogma part of catholicism, it's more an evangelical thing here
It comes from old politics that merged its identity with catholic doctrine in some areas. Very much a I don't like this so imma say it's against my religion and have enough power to make others believe it.
Can you send a link to one of you great jobs, my good sir ? So that I can apreciate your fine art, of course. _Nudge Nudge Wink Wink_
@@roivasethar8079 his twitter handle is literally on his profile
Based
@@Akehiko_Urabaya and how was he supposed to know that? i mean, i wouldnt have checked, never saw any actual info being placed there anyways
I appreciate the fact that Paul acknowledged that the "stronger version" cycle is something that continually builds up with everything or basically everything in life. Its not just with porn, even just people who like hot stuff are constantly gonna try to eat hotter things cause that Jalapeno you ate years ago now doesn't even have any kick to it. And whilst he did say that the commentary about Zach's development is a human being was all bullshitting for the sake of comedy. I do still feel like I have the moral obligation to point out that you can ABSOLUTELY still have morals and good intentions with your porn, the defining factor isn't necessarily when you get into things (though yes that does play a part) I believe its how desensitized you are emotionally. Do you have such a close connection and tendency for parasocial relationships that you could see a character walking down the street and say "hi" and strike up a conversation with them? Then obviously the more cruel stuff isn't for you, the more cruel stuff that breaks morals and pushes boundaries of what is right and wrong are made by people who think the opposite.
"Characters in media are tools for story telling, now matter how realistic and believable they are they are ultimately just text on a screen or pixels that glow strung together into a image" is their kinda mantra, and they make the stuff they make for people of a similar mindset most likely without the creative ability to produce that sort of content themselves (though obviously their are exceptions. As such that's the nick in the machine...the internet at large is actually quite good at filtering people down the right lanes due to a combination of corporate interest and complaints and whining from the public but that doesn't mean every website is like that. So their is always the possibility that someone jaded and desensitized will find some wholesome fluff they think is flat and boring and has nothing interesting to provide. And someone who is mostly into vanilla and aftercare discovering say... "***** from ********* getting sliced open and strangled with her own intestines whilst their ***** is forced to watch helplessly" and becoming traumatized for life. Sometimes their is crossover, the jaded might find something to cruel that puts them off of the desensitized stuff they were enjoying or the most wholesome and vanilla person might decide they've found the new sexy thing that they just HAVE to look further into. Besides that their are a variety of reasons for why kinks appeal to people both consciously and sub-consciously.
This is all to say that I think as long as it doesn't harm anyone people are allowed to like what they like you should leave them alone, just like how just because someone's saying something you don't agree with you don't have to let it get to you or go out of your way to disprove their opinion of all things. Though, their is also the flipside that questioning and kink-shaming aren't the same thing. If we could get our heads out of your asses and hear people out without calling them monsters at the slightest sign of worry we would not only come to better conclusions and have a more comprehensive understanding of our fellow humans, but we would also have that much less to squabble and argue over. We CAN live in world with fetishes we don't like and no matter how extreme your kidding yourself if you try to claim that by the decree of some puritanical doctrine that the world is a worse place for having them. Some of the nicest people constantly watch scary movies, some of the most fervent DOOM players are the kindest and sweetest people you'll meet, and some of the people with the most extreme kinks have some of the best self control, but are also the most willing to be creative and understanding, capable of exploring concepts on any side originating rom any place and weaving them into new ideas and tapestries of art, their experience giving them insights and perspectives that they otherwise might not have ever had if they had shunned anything more racey or spicy then bondage.
I agree wholeheartedly.
I read two sentences where’s the TLDR
@@thescratchyscratch7848 Well I can suck pretty bad at summarizing, so their isn't one. And besides, its not my fault that you ran out of patience to read through.
I learned to shoot on a Mosin... I got over my fear of recoil real quick, the pain of shooting 100ish shots of 7.62 in one sitting is... well it's something alright.
"wasn't into tenticles... *yet* "
yea
just yea
Ah, those were the days. Back when I was normal, at least my tastes were.
I didn’t expect him to react to this campfire story
"They should ban everyone from the internet that doesn't have like strong nerd credentials, which I know would even include me, but that's okay"
Oh Paul, you don't give yourself enough credit. You my good sir, are a bona fide nerd Cx
When i was in the army i got screamed at and smoked because I wasn’t answering my phone that was broken.
I learned to shoot on a Mosin-Nagant. I can now shoot anything reasonably well.
I hope we get a reaction of the "go fasters/ Adult VHS" story. That one would be great to hear your thoughts about.
An advantage hentai has over recorded IRL stuff is the ethical considerations concerning the people doing the act. No worries about narcotics, diseases, broken relationships or violations of laws or morality because the materials are all just drawings. If it's studio-grade, then sweatshop concerns might come into play, but most stuff is self-published black and white sequential art or single images by brush, pencil or tablet.
And I'm with Zack in terms of the sort of stuff browsed, being very vanilla. Basically my most out-there tags when browsing for issues are monster girls and oyakodon. First because it involves chimeric beings, VERY humanized animals, aliens or anything else that is non-human, but not too inhuman. Even a set of animal ears and a tail is enough for that tag to apply. Centaurs, Nagas and mermaids occupy a weird spot that I haven't fully reconciled yet. Oh well, they pass the Harkness Test anyway. The second's a very guilty pleasure tag because the scenario is literally against my religion. Leviticus 18:17.
When it comes to tags for weird paraphilias I avoid like the plague, NTR is definitely on the top of the list right after l0li. Infidelity is unholy, and when it comes to those three letters, it's milking not only infidelity itself for the consumer's sick satisfaction, but also/especially the woman's significant other being aware of it or even being witness to it. NTR is caustic to the soul. The other thing is simply criminal. God help anyone who combines either with "mind break." Hell, I filter out more tags than I search for.
At the end of the day, though, a boob in the hand is worth two on the screen.
monster girls 🤝
I can tell you've read Metamorphosis
@@joecrazy9896 I know of it, I know the broad strokes of it, I don't want it to exist.
@@Tounushi Yeah it's a brutal story
@@joecrazy9896 it is like low tier to what I have read. I only enjoy mostly vanilla stuff and all monster girls welcome. But curiosity would not permit not to go down the deepest hole.
NTR is nothing to guro, bestiality, cbt, and many more tags.
But we have vanilla, childhood friend and tomboy to save us
I don't know if Zach or Mike ever watch these, but god I would love to see their reactions.
when "the talk" evolved.
26:28
That's how you fall to Slaanesh, my guys. Don't do Slaanesh.
I think Mr UA-cam will have a field day with this video
Why Paul didn't try to mute the questionable parts?
Btw, next I'm gonna get him to react to Evenicle review Wholesome Edition (by Ssethtzeentach)
You know what. You should watch Sseths Evenicle video. Yes you will be scarred but his sponsor didnt like his ad integration and that probably makes it worth it.
All we need is to keep spamming this suggestion to every his videos.
That way I already managed to get him to watch this video.
Evenicle is the next one
I’d highly recommend their “For the Enclave” video, it’s great.
Hate how real this is...
Honestly is not only in the military
The military, the workplace, prison and schools are all very similar in how you are treated and in how you are expected to act
This is only an educational video UA-cam. Don't demonetized this video, please.
A mikeburnfire reaction, surpisingly nostalgic
Paul: the internet was so much more wholesome
Meanwhile in the video: these were pornographic websites. . .
The internet is really really great.
For porn!
I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait.
For porn!
There's always some new site.
For porn!
I browse all day and night.
For porn!
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.
For porn!
Yeah he was looking through some very strong rose-tinted glasses on that rant.
@@antcommander1367 lol
Man, internet espionage in the year 1999; delete cookies, history and rest easy. Then you forget printing queue is a thing.
He most likely is into Nana to Karu
I would love to see you react to some episodes of mikeburnfire new Vegas playthrough, it's just a blast from start to finish
Heck yes! The H***** Incident reaction!
You also need to see their new campfire Damaged firearms. It's something to discuss over how Fort Polk was.
Are we gonna see Zach on the podcast again? I think you have an interesting topic to talk about here. Don't forget to ask him about 177013.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's the spirit!
You sir are a sick man.
watching D1scode and Bible Black open your third eye big time
The key to not getting beat up over watching anime is DON'T tell anyone unless someone tells you that they watched anime. When I was a kid.(I was born in '88), there was this program called "Toonami" and the first anime I ever watched was the original DBZ. Then they came out with Tenchi Muyo. Then, decades later, I watched a lot of Bleach.
10:14 bro i felt those words and I'm 23.
I've been exposed to all sorts of nasty not safe for work stuff on the internet, pretty much all of which I cannot even say for obvious reasons.
And I am not into any of it. (But I definitely have gotten numb to most of it... there are so many things on the internet I wish I had never seen... but I did anyways. And it all still disgusts me, but I am at that point where I just do not even react all that much I'm just like "eugh" and then either block whoever the heck made it or find some way to filter said content out and that's it, I'm done.) I do not consider myself a wholesome person and I am not exactly "vanilla" but, (in comparison to many other people, I might as well be.)
The internet is a seriously, seriously messed up place, there's no denying it.
If you are passionate about what you do; you tend to have genuine interactions like this. I know from example I do a podcast with a buddy and we laugh and cut up all the time.
Feel like the name should be changed into “The H Incident” lol
Thank you for this reaction. Can you do part 2 of zachs gun rants part 4 pls?
If you watched anime in the 90s you had no friends
I still don’t have friends
22:18 I was not expecting this at all lmao!
god damn, i find that "diablo 2 best build" way to relatable
Do you think you could do a collaboration with savage actual? I think it would be very interesting to have you guys talk about some military stories along with a few other topics.
Honestly my first "sexual experience" on the internet was inflation that popped up on youtube.
Which inflation are you talking about?
Mmm i like seeing money getting inflated and less valueable or something
I still remember watching sonic videos on youtube at like 2 in the morning and coming across ms paint drawn sonic vore. I didnt know what i was looking at but sheer curiosity had me watch about 5 of them before deciding that it was unidentifiable and that i had gone to deep and went back to the surface search page.
Ohh boi it’s mikeburnfire
"they were just happy the women were real"
Ah yes today
Paul’s final solution to the internet by making nerds rain supreme again
When I was five, my folks had gotten Dish network when the playboy channel still existed.
Yes, for about three years I had watched bdsm porn age five through eight.
And I now prefer vanilla tier smut.
And monster girls ranging from cat girls to eldritch abominations with millions of tentacle tongues.
We all know tentacles coming out of the eye sockets is best.
@@keegany4r176 yes
The monster is on the outside, instead of the inside.
yeah... if you start out with the 200 dollar sushi everything else is ruined... Flowers for Algernon-ed your tastebuds
The sushi thing is so true. I had graduated to eel by my third sushi roll and I've never looked back. Softshell crab? Yes please.
Same here but with spicy food. Started off with like jalapeno cheddar potato chips to literally hunting down the hottest food I can find in town because the last thing I settled on has got no kick anymore
still waiting on the katrina/arcom video, definitely zach's best story
The thing about the degen tags, is that they get cringe, and they're all the same. It's so formulaic, no meat, just bones.
It works when you're young, just as edge works. But when you grow up, you look at it more critically, and realise it's badly written, and the edge was just cringe.
Of course, that doesn't mean you abandon it completely. Berserk registers as edgy, but it's well made, even past the edgelord phase you'll appreciate it.
I was into degen shit, but all pales in comparison to h***h***ing. Monster girls is great though, monster's on the outside, wholesome on the inside.
14:03
Or in the case of RuneScape, "I will trim your armour."
17:30 it's probably because shitloads of people died horrific and miserable deaths from syphilis
11:00 My brother did this and blamed Roblox, my parents wouldn't let us play roblox anymore, i hated my brother back then but looking back now he did me a service.
Seems like you started playing monecraft to replace roblox
75846 ;)
(5 digits, its really that old)
25:15 goatse lol
Finally
There are so many porn bots...
17:00 that’s some definite Vatican 1 catholic dogma
As a fat ugly guy, we don't always self insert with that theme
Yeah, the Ugly Bastard tag covers really shady used car salesman looking mofos who get access to the girl through coercive means, leaving her no other choice than to be his plaything. Blackmail, bribery, debt, narcotics, abuse of power and kidnapping are common to such stories.
Just being a fat ugly guy doesn't cover that. Then it'd just be a classic "how the hell did he get her?" story.
As not-really-fat-ugly, I can second this
Uh oh, Paul has learned about the Ugly B*****d side of offbrand anime. God help us all.
Tbh I don't have a problem with UB itself
But I do take issue with the tags/kinks often associated with those eromangas/erodoujins.
Because for some unforsaken reason these artists can only imagine an ugly guy's dick entering a hot girl's or boy's holes is thru non consensual means.
They were yelling at me 16 of the 18 hours I was working soo... I picked my things and get out.
Edit: it was one of the main reasons.
Talking about sushi, I got to inari sushi (tofu skin) and never move forward. Plus they are cheap.
10:07 paul, im not mad. im worried. like really worried. is this pre or post afghanistan?
26:55 thats a hentai
no joke, there is a hentai based on the full lovecraft mythos
AND ITS A GIANT SUPER ROBOT ONE TOO, it even got an anime adaptation with the porn taken (mostly) off!
Bro, you are a hair bit too young to have experienced peak 90s internet. You had to be in university between '95 to '99
Usenet and IRC and on the lighter side of things web rings, MUDs, and Evercrack
Edit: oh yeah and Napster.
Edit2: look up "Test of Time" aka "The Warez song" here on UA-cam.
peak 90s internet theme song
Now listen their wildboard story. :)
ive had a similar incident to this. back in the days of aol being the master of internet and parental controls my mom called me into the kitchen to talk to me. while spying on my internet adventures some site or online game used a .gya file and she was trying to talk to be about it. so she pointed at it and asked me what that was and i had no idea what a gya file was but i knew she misread it as gay. so she thinks she caught me looking at a "gay" file shortly after my brother came out. i found it much funnier then any of them did and still do XD as a result of this i looked into other browsers and she couldnt spy on me any more.
Why would you want to get married when you can get paid to get yelled at in the military.
23:54 You were going to mention r/wholesomehentai, weren’t you?
If we could take some of Pauls Lines out of Context....
I think MHGR would like House of Ashes
8:03 I blame Slaanesh, because that's both what caused Slaanesh to come into being and what Slaanesh drives He/She/Its worshipers to.
preach, for the emprah!!
I kinda agree with Zach - I mean, I can enjoy smut in a configuration different than one woman and one guy but the moment I see distress it kinda kills the boner. Call me a liar, I don't care, but somehow I never really fantasized about violence in THAT aspect.
"The moment I see distress..." Have you ever read Shiragasane?
@@Tounushi Nope, what is it?
dont even get me started on people who get's their Rocks off on H-Gore/Death/Amputation. i like my Off-brand doujin's and images but the moment it goes from sexy to someone getting decapitated or having their limbs ripped off is where i Freaking draw the line. i swear people who like those tag's needs to get their head's checked cause if their into that crap there's seriously something wrong with them.
@@mareczek00713 I can list some of the concepts in it: yandere, shota, time-loop, age regress, horror, monster girl.
If you've ever seen a white moth girl with red irises, that's where she's from. The artist made a MUCH tamer and wholesome domestic slice of life side story, but the main story is just fifty shades of holy shit.
@@Tounushi I guess it's less of "if you touch him you're dead" and more of "you looked at him, now die" type of yandere considering horror tag...
I doubt I'll look for it.
26:43 I guess the demons tormenting Alhazred were Slaaneshi in nature.
Have you ever tried to shave your beard into handlebars?
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The what incident
I don't really agree with the (sometimes accidental?) implication that having weird smut preferences means you can't have healthy real sexual relationships. I mean, it's fiction. Most people who perform mass heists or murders in videogames never will in real life. It's essentially the same thing. --Heck, I've heard of married couples who are also both -_-ehem-_- artists--
I covered my tracks on the history but the fuckin google autocomplete ratted me out.
Day 4 of asking Veteran soldier to watch Sodaz Stalker fan film.
Oh lovely lol
First
22:00 i'll get my dream girl when i can plug into the matrix😎
"Help me justify my job to my wife"
Procedes to react to a video about hentai and mentions the word "Furry inflation porn" multiple times
Sorry pal, I cant help you with this
honestly, hentai of Tifa are probably not the most wholesome type of hentai, not to mention the tentacles. so Zach might not be all that wholesome.
source: ive seen a lot of Tifa's hentai
Including the one that ended up in the Italian senate?
@@Tounushi the one in the Italian senate was just a basic 10 seconds clip, there really isnt anything to determine whether its wholesome or not.
Shows how much rule 34 applies
My preference is really similar to Zacks (no tentacles) and I got into it young some people just like a good romance that ends in sex
I watched so much fucked up shit and really got tired of it... wholesome is what i look out for now... and theres not much of it.
stop calling me out (guess why I said that (hint: pfp))
Normal women look nice sure but to the perfection that is 3D women ehh