Survival Guide to the Biblical Apocalypse

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  • @ramonorozcojr.9008
    @ramonorozcojr.9008 2 роки тому +8406

    When I was a kid I asked my mom about Revelations and 2012. To put me at ease, my mom said "Only God knows when the world is going to end"
    So everyday I would wake up and say to myself "the world will end today". Which meant if God was going to do it then, he couldn't anymore since he was not the *only* one who knew it would be that day.

    • @snifflesnop5824
      @snifflesnop5824 2 роки тому +1793

      big brain

    • @TheRexhim
      @TheRexhim 2 роки тому +810

      I always did the same thing and thought myself slick

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 2 роки тому +823

      Harvard wants to: *know your location*

    • @darthrange1
      @darthrange1 2 роки тому +769

      Good thing there is a difference between KNOWING and GUESSING. Either that or God is just waiting for that one day you sleep in, forget, and BOOM end of the world and it's all Billy's Fault.

    • @ramonorozcojr.9008
      @ramonorozcojr.9008 2 роки тому +374

      @@darthrange1 lol yeah it was a childlike way of trying to find a loophole. I'm glad I got out of it though, because I feel like that last bit could have easily lead to some OCD type disorder.

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 3 роки тому +49484

    If I was God I would simply thank everybody for participating and then turn the sun off.

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 3 роки тому +2446

      And I beheld a blinding light from the heavens and a voice like thunder rang out such that every ear could hear. And the voice said "Alright, good work everyone! That's a pretty good sample size, I'm pretty sure one of you will make a good best friend. Um... I'm turning off the universe soon, but don't panic: I've been keeping your minds backed up on a separate plane of existence and I'll leave you running for another thousand years to be nice. No more babies, though, that's done. Alright, have fun you crazy kids! Goodnight!"
      And lo, in the years that followed not a single child was ever born again.

    • @asmithii84
      @asmithii84 3 роки тому +1747

      Solar eclipse

    • @TuckerSP2011
      @TuckerSP2011 3 роки тому +543

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @keithturner4939
      @keithturner4939 3 роки тому +355

      😂 That so funny 👍🤣

    • @sogsniper2002
      @sogsniper2002 3 роки тому +128

      Ahahaha love it

  • @duckfilms3662
    @duckfilms3662 3 роки тому +9572

    The fact that John refers to the things around the throne as "living creatures" implies that he literly recognizes basically NOTHING about them other than that they are alive.

    • @10pitate
      @10pitate 3 роки тому +174

      Yeah, we too arent we?

    • @duckfilms3662
      @duckfilms3662 3 роки тому +120

      @@jonathanhauhnar8434 I know that lol. Just from his POV.
      EDIT: Also isn't Ezekiel's cannon status debatable?

    • @belldrop7365
      @belldrop7365 3 роки тому +584

      Nah, he recognized the animal parts, wheels and eyes. The rest are probably tentacles, but john has never seen tentacles before.
      Oh and the wings.

    • @duckfilms3662
      @duckfilms3662 3 роки тому +325

      @@belldrop7365 He may have just used the closest comparison he could think of.

    • @sionnachdensolas9787
      @sionnachdensolas9787 3 роки тому +376

      @@belldrop7365 If john saw tentacles he would know what they are. He was greek, and if John is a pseudonym then his wtiters were likely Mediterranean anyways and lived close enough to the sea that they would know what an octopus or squid looks like.

  • @tylerweston7981
    @tylerweston7981 11 місяців тому +3622

    I think the problem is we take things too literally. "Eyes all over" doesnt necessarily mean actual biological eyes all around their body. It could also mean omnipresent.

    • @VSCNDED
      @VSCNDED 10 місяців тому +339

      100% I always thought “walking on water” meant treading the unconscious mind. They spoke in an entirely different language back then. + the Bible has been altered & rewritten a couple hundred times since then.

    • @1997giannis
      @1997giannis 10 місяців тому +49

      this guy just doing mockery he doesn t take the book seriously only the saints can interprete it and not fully of course we can try to make our own conclusions we get something right i m an orthodox and i heard from an orthodox priest who talks about this stuff claiming that the 10 horns are the 10 bankers and i think he is righth

    • @BigLikeDaNose
      @BigLikeDaNose 10 місяців тому +46

      Idk sometimes you have to think that he can make anything. Just like how complex life is on this earth imagine how complex it is in heaven. Sometimes I think of spiders just having all those eyes and the tiny flies. It might just be possible.

    • @Comrade_Bread
      @Comrade_Bread 10 місяців тому +24

      @@VSCNDED I get what you mean, and with many religions everyone tends to take it quite literally, but I find Christianity’s to be quite chill than other religions taking stuff seriously. About the Bible being rewritten, I concur as today you see it all the time, but a while back they uncovered the Dead Sea Scrolls, which we can use today to check the true reliability of the Bible, and compare it to more older versions. This stuff gets really like in depth and I don’t study the Bible much so I’m not the one to talk to about this lol, very interesting to talk about though since there’s a lot of possibilities when religions are like 2,000 to 3,000 years old.

    • @axidhaus
      @axidhaus 10 місяців тому +11

      Eyes 👀 like cameras

  • @maxman3318
    @maxman3318 3 роки тому +40802

    Basically a detailed narration of how our parents and grandparents got to school back in the day

    • @deekmjones4463
      @deekmjones4463 3 роки тому +1373

      Uphill both ways... Barefoot in the snow!

    • @sfw.N0E1
      @sfw.N0E1 3 роки тому +782

      Na, this is way too easy for our parents.

    • @Mr713mexican
      @Mr713mexican 3 роки тому +243

      Mexicans will understand this….and Kenya Moore fans

    • @thelordnaevis4946
      @thelordnaevis4946 3 роки тому +277

      My Filipino grandparents took advantage of being born in provinces, they said they had to swim from their province (which is on different islands) to their school so that’s how they ended up here (in Manila, the capital city)

    • @jorunisntreal
      @jorunisntreal 3 роки тому +114

      Everybody gangsta till saitama appears out of nowhere and destroys humanity.

  • @samuel-mx3oq
    @samuel-mx3oq 3 роки тому +29488

    i was raised in church, and one thing i realized that you can’t disagree with is that the bible lore is epic

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 3 роки тому +2124

      bible lore is fucking pog ngl

    • @game-enjoyer13
      @game-enjoyer13 3 роки тому +3019

      exactly. Real or not it doesn’t matter. Believe it or not it doesn’t matter. Hate it or love it, doesn’t matter. Regardless, this shit is DEEP and very detailed and has a loooottt of history. THAT you can’t argue

    • @davidecamurani7389
      @davidecamurani7389 3 роки тому +1369

      It's time for the Vatican to create a team of badass monks to fix some of the biggest plot holes in the lore. Can't wait for a Bible Cinematic Universe.

    • @gokusamm
      @gokusamm 3 роки тому +650

      @@davidecamurani7389 there are no plotholes in the bible, any and all "plotholes" are just a matter of perspective. The bible was written over thousands of years, not only that they had different perspectives

    • @pamnob2259
      @pamnob2259 3 роки тому +327

      @@projectkepleren prophecies are being completed.Jesus is coming and the end is gonna come

  • @swickens930
    @swickens930 2 роки тому +4071

    Honestly the Seventh scroll is the scariest to me lol. Angels who sing for eternity stop during this time of apocalypse. That's like the most eery moment of silence ever

    • @corgigod5482
      @corgigod5482 2 роки тому +473

      I honestly think it might be a moment of hesitation as if even the great powerful angels pause to witness the wrath of God

    • @swickens930
      @swickens930 2 роки тому +319

      @@corgigod5482 right exactly, which is pretty fucking terrifying lol. That would definitely freak me out if I was already in heaven

    • @useHandleAccount
      @useHandleAccount 2 роки тому +208

      From what I learn is that great silence in Heaven is because there is no one around. That silence is because Jesus and the whole Heaven is coming to the Earth for Hi's Second Coming. You know those pictures you see on google with the scene? I think it's extremely underestimated. If the bible says that the whole Heaven will be silent and if the interpretation says that the whole angels will come on Earth then the whole sky from north to east and west to east it's gonna be lit like it would be daylight. A very bright day.

    • @twigwick
      @twigwick 2 роки тому +5

      +

    • @2fathomsdeeper
      @2fathomsdeeper 2 роки тому

      That everything in heaven would stop praising the Lord seems strange, especially when the rapture kicks everything off. The raptured church couldn't stop praising him for 5 seconds let alone half an hour for being saved from the hell breaking loose on earth. The Bible also refers to the sky as the heavens. So what would go silent in the sky? The universe has a background microwave radiation left from creation. What if that goes silent. or more specifically, all EM radiation from microwave on down? No satcom, no cellular, no radio, no TV! Just think of the massive disaster that just occurred, and now all communication goes down! Nobody can call for help! Given some of the numerology in the prophecies, this half hour blackout will be for two weeks!

  • @desdes1453
    @desdes1453 10 місяців тому +1458

    I'm a Theologian and have to say: this was very well depicted and explained summary of the events of apocalypse in The Book of Revelation. Well done.

    • @BigLikeDaNose
      @BigLikeDaNose 10 місяців тому +21

      Eh

    • @johnvermassen
      @johnvermassen 9 місяців тому

      I am a historian & secularist but still, there are errors here.
      The Beast-from-the-Sea is obviously the Antichrist, while the Beast-coming-out-from-Earth is the ‘False Prophet.’
      This gets that wrong.
      The point is clearly that an ‘Anti-Trinity’ against the authentic Trinity:
      Real Treaty:
      1: God/Father [ OT continuity ]
      2: God/Son [ incarnate as Jesus ]
      3: God/Holy Spirit [ dove vibes ]
      Counterfeit Trinity:
      1: Satan [ OT continuity ]
      2. EvilJesus [ ‘indwelt’ v incarnate ]
      3. False Prophet

    • @egm_myles69
      @egm_myles69 7 місяців тому +9

      @@BigLikeDaNoseI’d like to see you do better

    • @everthingedits10
      @everthingedits10 6 місяців тому +13

      @@egm_myles69 bro got offended by 2 letters

    • @TexasBlues-123
      @TexasBlues-123 5 місяців тому

      I'm not a theologian but I can tell you Revelation is garbage.
      ♦According to Matthew, when Jesus returns He judges the nations and it's either enter into the Kingdom or into Hell. (Matt 25:31-41). According to Revelation judgement occurs 1,000 years later on.
      ♦Whoever believes in Jesus never dies (John 11:26) so a resurrection into eternal life for believers at the White Throne Judgment contradicts what Jesus taught since they never died.
      ♦The second coming of Jesus is unexpected but Revelation gives us plenty of detail where anyone can easily calculate that day once the 666 system is implemented.
      ♦ Eternal life for the righteous::
      Righteous people who are alive upon Jesus' return enter eternal life in the Kingdom (Matt 25:34 & 46) but are later destroyed after 1,000 years when they are deceived by Satan when he is released at the end of the 1,000 year reign (Rev 20:9)
      vs.
      Righteous people who are raised at the White Throne Judgement and whose names are found written in the book of life are granted eternal life.
      Thus, we have 2 very different outcomes for righteous people.
      ♦ _"The nations will walk by its (the Holy City's) light, and the kings of the earth will bring their glory into it."_ (Rev 21:24) someplace in the new heaven or earth but the nations were already destroyed after they were gathered around the camp of the saints and the beloved city and fire came down from heaven and destroyed them. (Revelation 20:7-9)
      ♦How does a vast innumerable crowd of people (Rev 7:14) who washed their clothes in the blood of the lamb manage to enter the Kingdom when only a few find it (Matt 7:14) according to Jesus?
      ♦ *Free Gift vs do the commandments*
      _”The Spirit and the bride say, “Come!” And let the one who hears say, “Come!” Let the one who is thirsty come; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life.”_ (Revelation 22:17)
      vs
      _"Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.”_ (Revelation 22:14 KJV)
      ♦ *The Second Coming, who sees it*
      According to Revelation 1:7
      _”Behold, He is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see Him, and those who pierced Him, and all the tribes of the earth will wail because of Him. Yes! Amen!”_
      vs
      Revelation 20:4-5 says the only ones in the first resurrection are martyrs.
      Therefore, it would be impossible for “those who pierced Him” to see His return since they don’t get resurrected until after the Millennial Kingdom period.
      ♦ *Gathered them for battle vs neither shall they learn war anymore*
      _"He shall judge between the nations, And rebuke many people; They shall beat their swords into plowshares, And their spears into pruning hooks; Nation shall not lift up sword against nation, NEITHER SHALL THEY LEARN WAR ANYMORE.”_ (Isaiah 2:4)
      vs
      _”7When the thousand years are complete, Satan will be released from his prison, 8and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth- Gog and Magog- to ASSEMBLE THEM for BATTLE. Their number is like the sand of the seashore."_ (Revelation 20:7-8)
      ♦ *The burning grass*
      1st angel
      _The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and ALL GREEN GRASS WAS BURNT UP._ (Revelation 8:7)
      vs
      5th angel
      _And it was commanded them that THEY SHOULD NOT HURT THE GRASS OF THE EARTH, NEITHER ANY GREEN THING, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads._ (Revelation 9:4)
      The author got it wrong. The grass is already burned up.
      ♦ *The 12 tribes of Israel*
      The author of Revelation gets the names of the 12 tribes of Israel wrong (Revelation 7:4-8). Dan is omitted and replaced by Manasseh. Manasseh is one of two sons (Manasseh and Ephraim) of Joseph, not the son of Israel.
      ♦ *Temple or no temple?*
      Revelation (21:22)
      _And I saw NO TEMPLE in it, for the Lord God Almighty is its temple, and the Lamb are its temple._
      This directly contradicts Ezekiel's account where in Ezekiel chs 40 - 47 great detail is given about the physical eternal temple.
      This temple is clearly not one that has been built before since Ezekiel describes it as having rivers flowing from it in chapter 47.
      The temple Ezekiel describes is the eternal temple of God set amongst man.
      _He said: “Son of man, this is the place of my throne and the place for the soles of my feet. This is where I will live among the Israelites FOREVER. The people of Israel will never again defile my holy name-neither they nor their kings-by their prostitution and the funeral offerings for their kings at their death._ (Ezekiel 43:7)

  • @AyubuKK
    @AyubuKK 3 роки тому +24457

    The Bible states clearly that only God Himself knows when the End will happen. So idk why some Christians especially keep thinking they can predict when it will happen. Lol.

    • @Rotisiv
      @Rotisiv 3 роки тому +1955

      Exactly! We have that in Islam also! Only Allah (God in Arabic) knows when the Hour will come!

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 роки тому +1108

      JW are specially guilty of this, they derived from a protestant group who was always making guesses about the date of Christ's return... then they changed it into not a physical return, but a "presence"... religions have generally more retcons than expected.
      But to be fair, many christian religions doesn't believe in dates, as a kid, I believed in a very oppressive christian religion (7th Day Adventists) and they always made it clear: not even the angels know when this is going to happen, that's why they are "always ready" (in theory).

    • @-_Alyssia_-
      @-_Alyssia_- 3 роки тому +780

      @@MrlspPrt well JW is a cult so yeah they just make up shit as they go along

    • @-_Alyssia_-
      @-_Alyssia_- 3 роки тому +172

      @@MrlspPrt well JW is a cult so yeah they just make up shit as they go along

    • @Trepidateousflesh
      @Trepidateousflesh 3 роки тому +147

      But then (unless all jewish lineage prophets are all hoaxes) chosen men of god all claimed "they heard him talk to them" .... so ....
      It could be argued from the beginning not to trust any man who claimed to know something so high/mystical.
      Why believe him & him alone? Of course people did not understand most of the world. So it perhaps was obviously very easy to believe someone on such a strange perception. Dreams "meant" things. Even though scientifically dream DO that does not prove "prophets" or any religious chosen correct. Because if one can make error. (Like all humans can.) How can we be right or correct?
      The only way to prove god to me. And make me believe (not follow- just acknowledge god is real) is if god itself reveals itself to the physical tangible very real-5sensed world I live in.
      By the rules of the bible I would be going to hell mostly anyway unless God gives us another chance. Which I feel trapped in the dichotomy of a place of burning and a place of holy endentured servile zealous slavery.
      I think i'll choose Hell.

  • @ezekielnitz5093
    @ezekielnitz5093 3 роки тому +5125

    I like how God doesn’t flood the earth, just to keep his promise

    • @DamZ1428
      @DamZ1428 3 роки тому +720

      "I thought you said no more floods !"
      God : Jeez, that's just several massive earthquakes ! Calm down.
      "But earthquakes cause tsunami who will flood the land !"
      God : Will you ever stop nitpicking me damn'it ?

    • @u.s.citizen9933
      @u.s.citizen9933 3 роки тому +451

      God holds his word, what can we say. Besides, he's got a ridiculous amount of tools at his disposal to end us other ways if he wanted to.

    • @Prodmullefc
      @Prodmullefc 3 роки тому +65

      And people say the God of the Old Testament was a deity of wrath

    • @QadashJew
      @QadashJew 3 роки тому +23

      @@DamZ1428 earthquakes arent floods….. you a whole clown

    • @DamZ1428
      @DamZ1428 3 роки тому +101

      @@QadashJew Yeah, good thing I didn't say they were then, Ringmaster

  • @Krazzy88
    @Krazzy88 3 роки тому +3335

    I've watched a lot of horror movies and read a lot of horror stories. None of them scared me or gave me chills. But the Book of Revelation, that thing scared the shit outta me.

    • @ayyebchilds4307
      @ayyebchilds4307 3 роки тому +117

      Amen brother

    • @kennymichaelalanya7134
      @kennymichaelalanya7134 3 роки тому +85

      I keep coming back to this chapter. I'm obsessed with it

    • @user-kx5ly8rc5n
      @user-kx5ly8rc5n 3 роки тому +175

      Maybe in your soul you know this is legit vs the made up horror stories for entertainment

    • @ftft7028
      @ftft7028 3 роки тому +12

      Amen fr

    • @cello_thomaz1557
      @cello_thomaz1557 3 роки тому +27

      @@user-kx5ly8rc5n Jewish directors or directors in Hollywood often gives the editors a script to make horror angels az demons (space invasion movies, or that angel movie fighting against other so called demon angels to protect some baby) so pretty much Hollywood knows about the bible more than actual people to a point they know the doom is coming so they trick as much people as they can. But at the end of day God is laughing because they think they're smarter than the creator.

  • @PurplLunaR
    @PurplLunaR 7 місяців тому +2510

    Schools will remain open.

    • @Cloverthecat
      @Cloverthecat 7 місяців тому +18

      Lol

    • @Ivangmer07
      @Ivangmer07 6 місяців тому +77

      The math teacher 💀

    • @DownBadAutistic
      @DownBadAutistic 6 місяців тому +82

      Then your parents will be like "back in my day I had to dodge 300 scorpion demons and dragons just to get to school! Now get your fucking shoes on Timmy!"

    • @ronniepetrino5964
      @ronniepetrino5964 5 місяців тому +35

      And the IRS *will* collect taxes.

    • @tjbuilds6225
      @tjbuilds6225 5 місяців тому +2

      😂

  • @goreface7495
    @goreface7495 3 роки тому +10275

    “There was silence in heaven for atleast half an hour.”
    this sentence is so cool

    • @vices8019
      @vices8019 3 роки тому +734

      ngl it was pretty epic and dramatic. might steal it

    • @abbyrration
      @abbyrration 3 роки тому +292

      since a day in the heaven equals to a thousand to earth, it is believed that this "silence for half an hour" was actually the end of world war 1 leading up to the start of world war 2 which is in a span of 25-27 years.

    • @murn3229
      @murn3229 3 роки тому +244

      @@abbyrration reaching

    • @T0shi_0
      @T0shi_0 3 роки тому +351

      @@abbyrration First of all scripture says 1000 years is LIKE 1 day for God so therefore it’s a figure of speech, not exactly 1000 years. Second of all, with basic math the difference between ww1 and ww2 is 21 years

    • @ouraniasakellariou113
      @ouraniasakellariou113 3 роки тому +32

      Or thirty years if we are on earth allow for time difference!

  • @BigBForBoss
    @BigBForBoss 3 роки тому +12476

    Bible gameplay: Go to church, pray, etc
    *Bible lore:*

    • @gorillaguy5664
      @gorillaguy5664 3 роки тому +1345

      As a Christian, I can confirm. There are some dark easter eggs in this game, ngl.

    • @jentoons5732
      @jentoons5732 3 роки тому +265

      But ya didn’t have to cut me off-

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 3 роки тому +180

      @@jentoons5732 Mikalakenewamememewewanineteen

    • @skeleton-bullfrog
      @skeleton-bullfrog 3 роки тому +133

      Well this will become the gameplay at some point 😳

    • @maskimgalgo2046
      @maskimgalgo2046 2 роки тому +48

      The gameplay is a pain in the ass especially for those altar boys

  • @Veed.l0
    @Veed.l0 3 роки тому +6044

    I like how you repeatedly use the parchment picture of John, who's understandably looking perpetually freaked out.

    • @freespirit5719
      @freespirit5719 3 роки тому +99

      Hahaha!!! Now every time it pops up I’m DEAD 🤣

    • @yorusuyasoul69420
      @yorusuyasoul69420 3 роки тому +167

      Ofc I would shattered in fear also if I saw dude with lamps floating in the sky

    • @SaltyCrabOfficial
      @SaltyCrabOfficial 3 роки тому +54

      If nobody knows what John you are you probably would be scared like that too

    • @25usd94
      @25usd94 3 роки тому +57

      @@freespirit5719 "I've seen some shit."

    • @MrCarameloso
      @MrCarameloso 3 роки тому +7

      What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.

  • @aqua-mina
    @aqua-mina 9 місяців тому +980

    As a child/teen, growing up, reading through the Bible, I had nightmares after attempting to read Revelations

    • @Optimus_DP
      @Optimus_DP 9 місяців тому +67

      Shit have you scared to sleep at night. Had me sleeping with the light on for a couple of days. Imagining dragons with 7 heads and shit as I try to sleep😂😂

    • @Mcperson823
      @Mcperson823 7 місяців тому +6

      0:59

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr 7 місяців тому +28

      Nightmares from a non horror book is crazy

    • @Alkron1
      @Alkron1 6 місяців тому +19

      I’m terrified right now 😂, I’m 17 and trying my best to live a Christian life, this terrifies me, for the last month it’s been terror for me 😂

    • @SonGoku-wd4mi
      @SonGoku-wd4mi 6 місяців тому +27

      Bro forgot to read the Bible lol, “be not afraid”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +6884

    We've made survival guides to zombie apocalypses, nuclear apocalypses, it was only a matter of time til we had this.

    • @teddyhug.
      @teddyhug. 3 роки тому +179

      he's here guys

    • @potato3018
      @potato3018 3 роки тому +21

      Sup

    • @wazzabigii6397
      @wazzabigii6397 3 роки тому +90

      Hey, it's that one guy without a mustache

    • @TheLateOreo
      @TheLateOreo 3 роки тому +63

      Bruh the Good Book is literally the only morally decent survival guide. Other religions promise pleasures of the flesh aka many virgins. Man should strive to be more than his meat.

    • @lukasmonster195
      @lukasmonster195 3 роки тому +5

      Yo didn’t I see u in a cinema summary video (comment section)

  • @ignaciopena5605
    @ignaciopena5605 3 роки тому +8064

    *How to survive the apocalypse*
    “that’s the neat part, you don’t”

    • @sleeppzy
      @sleeppzy 3 роки тому +55

      Lmao this^

    • @LizieToons
      @LizieToons 3 роки тому +107

      AAAAH!!!! SPOILER!! NOOOOOO!!!

    • @jalen3590
      @jalen3590 3 роки тому +16

      😭😭😭

    • @Yomama2020q
      @Yomama2020q 3 роки тому +75

      Your pfp makes this comment funnier 😂😂

    • @sleeppzy
      @sleeppzy 3 роки тому +15

      @@LizieToons ah yes spoilers, if you wanna see it in person you can? You might be able too tho

  • @smattox
    @smattox 2 роки тому +13503

    "How do you survive the apocalypse?"
    "You don't."
    "How do you die in the apocalypse?"
    "YOU DON'T."

    • @Capytalistbara_edits
      @Capytalistbara_edits 2 роки тому +95

      Lol

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 2 роки тому +104

      Well, this demonstrates the Apocalypse is very far off - as in 2022 A.D., mortal humans have no Cure for Aging, and no Cure for Death. Biological humans die too easily ! So in the Apocalypse times - whatever 'they' are, they are no longer biological, mortal human beings, certainly not like us!

    • @achmaddaru9456
      @achmaddaru9456 2 роки тому +505

      God : I pulled a little sneaky on ya

    • @LionBlyden
      @LionBlyden 2 роки тому +111

      *roll credits

    • @DJBlestChopdBlestd
      @DJBlestChopdBlestd 2 роки тому +15

      😆😆😆

  • @and65991
    @and65991 10 місяців тому +782

    Learning about revelation just now is honestly scary.

    • @1997giannis
      @1997giannis 10 місяців тому

      this guy is doing a mockery i ll tell you what you need to know about this book and how to not worship the beast an not take his mark i ll tell you mostly what i ve heard from saints and not only my own thoughts the 10 horns are the ten bankers the false prophet will be the last pope babylon is america and mostly hollywood but it s also the catholic church the mark of the beast will be somehing on our body and if we dont get it we will not be able to buy and sell it may be a vaccine or the vaccines are preparations for it

    • @sunshine69962
      @sunshine69962 10 місяців тому +118

      do not be afraid, thats what God is for. Repent and begin your life friend.

    • @and65991
      @and65991 10 місяців тому

      thank you@@sunshine69962

    • @schmeichlbay122
      @schmeichlbay122 9 місяців тому +28

      No worries. It's about as real as lord of the rings

    • @1997giannis
      @1997giannis 9 місяців тому

      you will change your mind when you end up in hell but it will be too late then @@schmeichlbay122

  • @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
    @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur 3 роки тому +4001

    Dang dude, I'm no Christian but the character design is crazy

    • @Babyteef
      @Babyteef 3 роки тому +620

      Im christian and especially when it comes to accurate angels, its dope asf, like damn bro God is a good writer

    • @philswift8793
      @philswift8793 3 роки тому +329

      The bible ain't bout that weak shit

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 3 роки тому +11

      100th like

    • @elijahlawson4365
      @elijahlawson4365 3 роки тому +76

      @3.142 like cestial tolkien or something

    • @AishiCheemo
      @AishiCheemo 3 роки тому +38

      @3.142 That's epic and sad.

  • @jacksonyon5276
    @jacksonyon5276 Рік тому +3583

    As a Christian this is probably the hardest book to comprehend as I haven’t heard any pastor explain the book in this great of detail. I just read revelation and I don’t even remember where the tribulation takes place in all of this. I’m assuming it happens before all the disasters on earth

    • @TheHiYaku
      @TheHiYaku Рік тому +160

      Explaining this book requires very deep understanding of end time texts and profound spiritual revelation.
      The tribulation period (in my understanding) begins at chapter 4 when John is taken to heaven. That's why all these disasters are happening on earth

    • @mattrhoden2401
      @mattrhoden2401 Рік тому +35

      The book of Revelation is not hard to understand if you understand that it's not about the end of the world but the end of the old covenant. All the events in it have already taken place, they are not things we are awaiting to happen. Hence why in the very first verse Jesus said these things will shortly take place, meaning in the first century.

    • @mattrhoden2401
      @mattrhoden2401 Рік тому +7

      @@wurtzgood Its symbolic apocalyptic language.
      Checkout the first 9 verses in Revelation 1.
      The Revelation of Jesus Christ
      1 The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave Him to show His servants--things which must shortly take place.
      Christ is giving His servants a revelation of things which must shortly come to pass. How is 2000 plus years later shortly come to pass? It's not.
      3 Blessed is he who reads and those who hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written in it; for the time is near.
      In verse 3 we have another time statement that the time for these events were near for them. How is 2000 plus years later near? It's not.
      The verse also says blessed are they who read the words of the prophecy and keep the things that are in it. How did it bless those to whom it was written to in the first century if it had absolutely nothing to do with them?
      4 John, to the seven churches which are in Asia:Grace to you and peace from Him who is and who was and who is to come, and from the seven Spirits who are before His throne,
      Revelation was written to the 7 churches in Asia. How was it applicable to the 7 churches in Asia that no longer exist if it had nothing to do with them?
      7 Behold, He is coming with clouds, and every eye will see Him, even they who pierced Him. And all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of Him. Even so, Amen.
      How are they who pierced Him supposed to see Him if they died over 2000 years ago? Now if Christ came in the 1st century then they could have seen Him.
      9 I, John, both your brother and companion in the tribulation and kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was on the island that is called Patmos for the word of God and for the testimony of Jesus Christ.
      Ironic that John tells them He was their brother and companion in the tribulation. Meaning it was presently occurring, not some event 2000 plus years later.

    • @mattrhoden2401
      @mattrhoden2401 Рік тому +9

      @@wurtzgood Historical, eyewitness testimony about Jesus's second coming that happened in the first century.
      Jesus’ Second Coming was NOT a global event, but rather a REGIONAL event specifically located in Jerusalem for “that generation” to eye witness just like Jesus promised in Matthew 24:34.
      1. Pseudo-Hegesippus (ch. 44): “A certain figure appeared of tremendous size, which many saw, just as the books of the Jews have disclosed, and before the setting of the sun there were suddenly seen in the clouds, chariots and armed battle arrays, by which the cities of all Judea and its territories were invaded.”
      2. Eusebius (Book 3, ch. 8, Sec. 1-6): “A demonic phantom appeared of incredible size, and what will be related would have seemed a fairy-tale had it not been told by those who saw it, and been attended by suffering worthy of the portent. For before sunset there appeared in the air over the whole country chariots and armed troops coursing through the clouds and surrounding the cities.”
      3. Tacitus (Book 5.13): “There had been hosts joining the battle in the skies, fiery gleams of arms…the temple illuminated by a sudden radiance from the clouds.”
      4. Jossipon (ch. 87): “Now it happened after this that there was seen over the Holy of Holies from above for the entire night the outline of a man’s face, the like of whose beauty had never been seen in all the land, and his appearance was very awesome. Moreover, in those days were seen chariots of Fire and horsemen, a great force flying across the sky near to the ground coming against Jerusalem and all the land of Judah, all of them horses of fire and riders of fire.”
      5. Josephus (Book 6, ch. 5, Sec. 2-3): “…chariots and troops of soldiers in their armory were seen running about among the clouds, and surrounding cities.”
      Here are the actual book titles:
      1. (Latin) Pseudo-Hegesippus
      2. “Ecclesiastical History” by Eusebius
      3. “The Histories” by Gaius Tacitus
      4. “Burning the Temple” by Sepher Jossipon
      5. “War of the Jews” by Joseph

    • @austinbevis4266
      @austinbevis4266 Рік тому +30

      It seems to me like Revelations is largely to punish whoever is left that doesn’t accept God or mocks God. I’m pretty sure if Jesus is your savior and you live a righteous life, these calamities won’t really matter to you

  • @stefanstojkovic1228
    @stefanstojkovic1228 3 роки тому +28216

    Everybody gangsta until the second coming of Christ

    • @ManG1aze
      @ManG1aze 3 роки тому +594

      Good thing there was never a first lol

    • @farrellouisp.7059
      @farrellouisp.7059 3 роки тому +154

      He'll walk on water and turn it wine

    • @theholymountain4414
      @theholymountain4414 3 роки тому +193

      He was a man I'm sure he came more than once.

    • @rowenabrimacombe745
      @rowenabrimacombe745 3 роки тому +575

      @@ManG1aze how come historians confirm he was a real guy?

    • @bugzyhardrada3168
      @bugzyhardrada3168 3 роки тому +90

      @@rowenabrimacombe745 thats not even half the story.
      They got the date of his birth wrong
      The only consensus is that a feller was born and crucified, whether that figure was the biblical jesus or merely an inspiration to form a biblical jesus from.
      And there is plenty if evidence in the bibal pointing towards a second coming already happened in the form of saint george, more so then supports it not having happened yet.
      Yet like all forms of fantasy literature one must treat them like a fantasy.

  • @SilverBackCorner
    @SilverBackCorner 9 місяців тому +850

    “Why are you always so tired during the day?!?”
    The shit I watch at 2AM:

  • @Enderlinkpawnu
    @Enderlinkpawnu 3 роки тому +1780

    A note about the timing of the biblical apocalypse from a Christian:
    Jesus explicitly said (Matt 24:36) that literally nobody but God knows when the end of the world is. So the funny thing is that anyone who *tried* to predict the Second Coming is technically a heritic, because the point is that we aren’t supposed to know, and I doubt God would relinquish that information to anyone before it had started in earnest.

    • @thefallengallery6459
      @thefallengallery6459 3 роки тому +68

      LMAO I just imagine high officials of the religion like the pope and bishops or whatever their ranks are "oh... um, idk." shrugs shoulders "but god has a reason!"

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 3 роки тому +123

      Something even more funny:
      Because it says, "No man knows the day nor the hour." That gives us a lot of power to choose the time it'll happen.
      If we just convince ourselves everyday, that this is the day revelation will happen, then someone other than god knows that that day will be the start of the end.
      So basically, the end will happen when no one predicts that the end will happen.

    • @godisthealphaandtheomega2270
      @godisthealphaandtheomega2270 3 роки тому +7

      But what about the end time predictions? I agree with you but is predicting but not being certain still make you a heretic?

    • @aprestoargentino5695
      @aprestoargentino5695 3 роки тому +38

      We're not meant to know the times, but we're ordered to be vigilant of the events so when the times come we will be preppared.
      Many of the prophecies have already been fulfilled. And if you take into account the Catholic prophecies of the end of the Church... it's even clearer what times we're living in.

    • @AstralPhnx
      @AstralPhnx 3 роки тому +2

      Yupyup. Exactly this. We dunno WHEN it will happen and those who try to predict it are well, heretics

  • @XDarkEcho
    @XDarkEcho 3 роки тому +3114

    "People will be unable to die, during this time, no matter how much they want to." Well, that's every Millennial's nightmare right there.

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 3 роки тому +20

      @Only whites get skin cancer your username lmao

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 3 роки тому +29

      @Only whites get skin cancer dude, I was just laughing about it lmfao, chill

    • @bruh____784
      @bruh____784 3 роки тому +16

      @Only whites get skin cancer people truly are egoistic and snowflakes today ngl

    • @weaningbleaming6686
      @weaningbleaming6686 3 роки тому +39

      @The Government just join Buzzfeed or sign up for Twitter, man, you can be racist to white ppl anytime you want np

    • @weaningbleaming6686
      @weaningbleaming6686 3 роки тому +9

      @The Government thanks man. Hardly anyone ever said that

  • @MiSambra
    @MiSambra 2 роки тому +3545

    I'm a lapsed Catholic. My uncle helped me in bible study to get comfirmed when I was younger. He described Revelations being like "a crazy acid trip"...I still agree with this conclusion.

    • @stephenmcguire9934
      @stephenmcguire9934 2 роки тому +229

      That’s all that happened , dude tripped balls and then wrote about it

    • @herambhasabnis6949
      @herambhasabnis6949 2 роки тому +18

      Accurate

    • @Pressplay_Media_EU
      @Pressplay_Media_EU 2 роки тому +43

      remember LSD was written in the 50's while the Bible is ancient and quite accurate in it's life facts

    • @Pressplay_Media_EU
      @Pressplay_Media_EU 2 роки тому +8

      when my friend starts transforming into a caterpiller I tend to believe the Bible over that crazy stuff lol. I sure don't do THAT anymore

    • @an6350
      @an6350 2 роки тому +71

      yeah but shrooms cause they've been used for thousands of years

  • @Plaazzzz
    @Plaazzzz 9 місяців тому +45

    this makes war look like the most peaceful things ever

  • @40jwthomas
    @40jwthomas 3 роки тому +2204

    Growing up in a Christian school, our teachers always avoided Revelations. The second coming of Christ was always talked about, especially as a joyous time. But we never discussed the truly bizarre details in this book.
    Thank you as always for your amazing content. And congratulations!

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 3 роки тому +202

      Well maybe they didn't want to give you nightmares as children..

    • @Malhaloc
      @Malhaloc 3 роки тому +249

      That's a common theme in American churches. They like God's love and mercy, but His Just side is a bit too mean and tends to harsh our mellow and kill our good vibes.

    • @Shaw4123
      @Shaw4123 3 роки тому +191

      @@Malhaloc
      If the Old Testament teaches anything it’s that god can most definitely be wrathful.

    • @ryanmaclean1720
      @ryanmaclean1720 3 роки тому +8

      we had very different expiriances then

    • @Azazantei
      @Azazantei 3 роки тому +22

      @@Shaw4123 Well i mean Old Testament wrath is just like a Meme at this point, a literal Testament on how Terrific God can be.

  • @samuraidoge7284
    @samuraidoge7284 3 роки тому +9075

    As a Christian, God actually seems a lot more “cool” when his servants are *Multi-eyed sentient 5d wheels*

    • @misery_shun
      @misery_shun 3 роки тому +828

      Here's one better - angels actually have reality warping abilities, that's why demons are actually virgins and angels being chads

    • @jonathanl5567
      @jonathanl5567 3 роки тому +555

      The Bible is a collection of psychedelic trip reports

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 3 роки тому +38

      @@misery_shun So is universal changing moral afinitty afftects your abilities and states.

    • @dited358
      @dited358 3 роки тому +70

      @@jonathanl5567 There's no evidence for that, but hey ignorance is bliss ig.

    • @maceface
      @maceface 3 роки тому +52

      @@dited358 I don’t think he was being serious… naïveté at its best ig.

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid 2 роки тому +2487

    Even if you don't take the book literally, it's still effective at getting under your skin. It's a firsthand account of the horrors of persecution told through metaphor, and the desperate hope for salvation

    • @chrissierra-5633
      @chrissierra-5633 2 роки тому +57

      It isn't giving me any fear
      Its interesting but to me fiction
      Religion was humanity way of understanding the world in the old days but now we are beginning to understand science this Religions are disappearing.

    • @leemarshall348
      @leemarshall348 2 роки тому +158

      @@chrissierra-5633 you had to make it Reddit

    • @Itspapacritz
      @Itspapacritz 2 роки тому

      Not desperate radical

    • @gainesharvey3900
      @gainesharvey3900 2 роки тому +82

      @@chrissierra-5633 you should look deeper into the Bible and Christ. You start to see the truths. Jesus is truly the son of God.

    • @chrissierra-5633
      @chrissierra-5633 2 роки тому +1

      @@gainesharvey3900 Fuck religion
      Science is the future

  • @MYNAMEizCLARENCE
    @MYNAMEizCLARENCE 6 місяців тому +39

    This was actually going to happen to everyone on earth, but Yeshua aka Jesus Christ of Nazareth told God to forgive us, because we don’t know what we’re doing. He took the pain of sin for us and asked God to give us another chance.
    That chance is believing that he is Lord and the king of all kings that died for our sins. False prophets that twist God’s word make Christianity “unpleasant” and threatening to some people, but if you ignore them and just have faith in God, I promise you it’s so worth it. Your soul feels warm, clean and safe.
    He warned us about false prophets. Pay attention to God, not them.

    • @KRobinson-ko1ne
      @KRobinson-ko1ne 3 місяці тому +1

      That’s reassuring

    • @MM-pv5tp
      @MM-pv5tp 2 місяці тому

      But Jesus will come back in the book of revelation.

    • @JBD915
      @JBD915 18 днів тому

      @@MM-pv5tphe comes back after the destruction of earth? Bro he gonna come back and everyone dead

  • @melinaplessa9769
    @melinaplessa9769 3 роки тому +1358

    I love the fact that I am Greek and able to understand what these writings say. It is majestic just to think over, the years these treasures have survived.

    • @StaySqueezy12
      @StaySqueezy12 2 роки тому +57

      Has the Greek language not changed? I know early English is literally a different language from the modern counterpart and is unreadable by most.

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis 2 роки тому +61

      @@StaySqueezy12 It has , but its readable with a lot of patience and effort
      Its harder than reading the KJV for English speakers today, but you can get most of it if you speak Modern Greek fluently, and read slowly and repeatedly

    • @rias.gremoryyy
      @rias.gremoryyy 2 роки тому +7

      @@mariolis bruh u could read the greek mythology from the original surviving documents/landmarks

    • @dragooll2023
      @dragooll2023 2 роки тому +28

      @@StaySqueezy12 That's because the english got conquered by the normans, a franco-norse people. The normans forced the french language on their subjects, and made illegal the usage of anglo-saxon in state affairs.
      The greeks had no such event.

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis 2 роки тому +3

      @@rias.gremoryyy Not really, those are in even earlier versions of the language , which makes them even harder to understand

  • @hooleephucingsheet2468
    @hooleephucingsheet2468 3 роки тому +4787

    Can we just appreciate how cool medieval revelation art is

    • @David-iv6je
      @David-iv6je 2 роки тому +133

      "Cool" as in "bat shit crazy"?

    • @NhungTran-fj7wc
      @NhungTran-fj7wc 2 роки тому +181

      @@David-iv6je A little of both

    • @malgareth
      @malgareth 2 роки тому +3

      no lol

    • @sean3423
      @sean3423 2 роки тому +29

      Yeah but one day it's all gonna happen and that's a terrifying thought

    • @austinspruill6685
      @austinspruill6685 2 роки тому +8

      @@sean3423 be ready 🤠

  • @Sinstarclair
    @Sinstarclair 3 роки тому +2166

    Oh No! This would be TERRIBLE for the economy!

  • @gerardoalvarado8425
    @gerardoalvarado8425 4 місяці тому +74

    My Boss: But you can still come in tomorrow right?

  • @trascendentalsunset
    @trascendentalsunset 3 роки тому +2603

    Everybody is a gangsta until the 7 angels appear with the 7 doom vuvuzelas.

  • @SomeGuyOnYT
    @SomeGuyOnYT 3 роки тому +4535

    Humans: “finally we survived the horse guys, earth quakes, volcanos, eternal darkness, and falling stars glad that’s over-“
    7 angels with trumpets: “I’m going do what’s call a pro angel move”

    • @riveratrackrunner
      @riveratrackrunner 3 роки тому +29

      Thatsblast trumpeter tho:/

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 3 роки тому +144

      It's likely not a trumpet. Like Ezekiel, they could be describing a very alien/non-human thing in human terms.
      You know how we talk about black holes even though they aren't literal holes, but areas with strong gravity? That's probably the same way with trumpets.

    • @MrWilliam768
      @MrWilliam768 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michagabo8819
      @michagabo8819 3 роки тому +19

      When things were at their very worst:
      2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
      Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
      Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
      After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
      Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
      - will seem to rise from the dead
      - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
      One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
      Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
      "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
      Tuesday, 20 March 2012
      The Book of Truth

    • @SomeGuyOnYT
      @SomeGuyOnYT 3 роки тому +17

      @@michagabo8819 correct me if I’m wrong but the Pope isn’t a magical goat
      And he’s also pro Christ?

  • @kaysav9006
    @kaysav9006 3 роки тому +3872

    “These aren’t regular giant locusts, they’re the book of revelation giant locusts”

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 3 роки тому +38

      Same ones that terrorized Egypt during the time of Moses!!!

    • @muzankibutsuji7377
      @muzankibutsuji7377 3 роки тому +74

      @@hackman669
      No they were normal loctuses but these details are different....they ate the crops to cause famine to convince Egyptian king to let the Isralits go but no to kill humans like the ones in revalation.

    • @sameerkerketta9587
      @sameerkerketta9587 3 роки тому +18

      There were no helicopters then so to make them understand they use the nearest term

    • @Dragonflywins
      @Dragonflywins 3 роки тому +5

      The locusts mean that whatever it is that destroys us is going to be man made

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 3 роки тому +1

      Dragonfly wins That's bullshit.

  • @manicmrow
    @manicmrow 7 місяців тому +65

    whenever my mom preaches about the world ending, i rewatch this video and it makes me feel better. thank you

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 3 роки тому +1437

    As a Christian. Grew up in a Christian household it’s really funny to see all these outside views of people who’ve never heard these wilder stuff

    • @QuinSkew
      @QuinSkew 3 роки тому +168

      I thought this was Dark Souls.

    • @edwingarcia8302
      @edwingarcia8302 3 роки тому +26

      Same! 😂😂could make so many movies of it

    • @deaddoglasagna8096
      @deaddoglasagna8096 3 роки тому +20

      @@edwingarcia8302 someone actually made a book series out of revelations. So a book about a chapter of a book.

    • @razielle6795
      @razielle6795 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @whatsittoya7718
      @whatsittoya7718 3 роки тому +58

      I’m Christian as well but I always stayed away from the book of Revelations because I was too scared lol

  • @aimlesspassions1157
    @aimlesspassions1157 3 роки тому +1518

    Nero’s Neck Beard is the most Evil thing about him!

    • @itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872
      @itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872 3 роки тому +107

      Julius Caesar is Rome's Chad
      Nero was the Soyjack

    • @panama2468
      @panama2468 3 роки тому +12

      @@itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872 fax

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur 3 роки тому +100

      I bet Nero was a frequent user of Reddit.

    • @stevenlindsey2056
      @stevenlindsey2056 3 роки тому +32

      The neck beard was who was in charge. In the end much of it was destroyed. The surviving remnant became Hitler's moustache.

    • @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge
      @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge 3 роки тому +32

      The original Discord mod.

  • @Soupicle
    @Soupicle 2 роки тому +1843

    After the second coming of Christ, everyone will come back and meet with Jesus. Then he will tell us: Good job on the tutorial guys! Let’s get started on chapter one.

    • @daffayudianto2931
      @daffayudianto2931 2 роки тому +145

      So basically we're now living in the Prologue?

    • @lilearizona9966
      @lilearizona9966 2 роки тому +6

      Haha

    • @tipofthespear7821
      @tipofthespear7821 2 роки тому +101

      @@daffayudianto2931 no, we are living at the end times, accept Jesús as Lord. To be saved You have to do this:
      1-Believe in your heart that Jesus was raised from death
      2- Declare with your mouth Jesus is Lord
      And You Will be saved

    • @rubenjaramillo1486
      @rubenjaramillo1486 2 роки тому +53

      @@tipofthespear7821 I don’t think you understood what he meant, even when he accepts God we’ll still be in the prologue since we’re not even in our full true form and work

    • @Natedawg-nb2sv
      @Natedawg-nb2sv 2 роки тому +14

      Chapter one: NG+ with everything unlocked and maxed stats.

  • @AverageRiverOtter-gm4zh
    @AverageRiverOtter-gm4zh 8 місяців тому +18

    Came back to watch this masterpiece of a documentary for the fourth time, keep the good work up ❤👍

  • @cathoinu4265
    @cathoinu4265 3 роки тому +8039

    Jesus: No one knows the day nor hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father
    People: tries to predict the end times
    Jesus: *I SAID*
    Edit: looks at the likes... *BRUH*

    • @jiliciar.1423
      @jiliciar.1423 3 роки тому +138

      Right!

    • @lecrovidae6987
      @lecrovidae6987 3 роки тому +51

      That verse is taken out of context.

    • @bjbryanj
      @bjbryanj 3 роки тому +119

      Jesus is taking about his secret coming. Not the end time but he also said what would happen before the end times to know the season thereof.

    • @blasiandadon7028
      @blasiandadon7028 3 роки тому +75

      Fr tho 😭😂like im still over here trying to build my relationship with him

    • @kamari3026
      @kamari3026 3 роки тому +50

      @John Smith day nor hour but we will know the season and there's signs of it already time is running short Jesus loves find him

  • @datswagnoscoper316
    @datswagnoscoper316 2 роки тому +7570

    I love how Satan was like “I’m a dragon now lmao” then immediately gets curb stomped by Michael

    • @dfgdfbsdfvv832
      @dfgdfbsdfvv832 2 роки тому +548

      st micheal is the commander in chief of Gods army, OFC he can curbstomp any demon

    • @johnholiday4622
      @johnholiday4622 2 роки тому +482

      "I'm a dragon now" St Michael wants to know your location:

    • @JosefPiano
      @JosefPiano 2 роки тому +203

      I wanna see that fight animated bruh

    • @razebigchunges2850
      @razebigchunges2850 2 роки тому +230

      @@JosefPiano there would be no point in animating it it would just be Michael stomping satan

    • @JosefPiano
      @JosefPiano 2 роки тому +108

      @@razebigchunges2850 true, it'd only last five seconds

  • @joshuablair252
    @joshuablair252 3 роки тому +3148

    Man the memes during the revelations end of world are gonna be sick

  • @Gushed_Here
    @Gushed_Here 9 місяців тому +236

    "Depart from me, i never knew you"

    • @henryjohnson-ville3834
      @henryjohnson-ville3834 7 місяців тому +66

      Seven scariest words Jesus can say to you. 😬😬

    • @isaac82124
      @isaac82124 5 місяців тому +37

      If I heard this I would be heartbroken

    • @Chomik-np8rv
      @Chomik-np8rv 4 місяці тому +19

      Don't follow the Antichrist. Don't get the Mark. Then Jesus will know you.

    • @Gushed_Here
      @Gushed_Here 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Chomik-np8rv obv im not going to

    • @AMRAMRS
      @AMRAMRS 4 місяці тому

      "BEGONE; THOT!" (Someone, probably)

  • @benedictjajo
    @benedictjajo 3 роки тому +11082

    *7 trumpets starts playing*
    Humans: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @rodrigonoal
      @rodrigonoal 3 роки тому +415

      A trumpet version of Megalovania just began into my mind

    • @ivanarcheous4731
      @ivanarcheous4731 3 роки тому +100

      Idk, I hear that annoying Tiktok dance music

    • @John_Doe742
      @John_Doe742 3 роки тому +106

      @@ivanarcheous4731 oh no, oh no

    • @Reyvion
      @Reyvion 3 роки тому +70

      @@John_Doe742 oh nononono no

    • @dr.destrukkto-stien9154
      @dr.destrukkto-stien9154 3 роки тому +59

      shit shit...do I have enouph health packs?

  • @tatu5539
    @tatu5539 3 роки тому +1169

    Maybe the real apocalypse was the friends we made along the way.

    • @KZOfficialurbano
      @KZOfficialurbano 3 роки тому +40

      Under LSD, your words make A LOT of sense

    • @sauviel6296
      @sauviel6296 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah thats why i stopped talking to them

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 3 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭

    • @bread-bz3zh
      @bread-bz3zh 3 роки тому +3

      Im going to fight you

    • @emoinnya
      @emoinnya 3 роки тому +1

      *points both fingers* why can't we be friends?

  • @cekan14
    @cekan14 3 роки тому +917

    Man, imagine dying just right before the Apocalypse begins, and then seeing from heaven, shocked, all the chaos taking place on Earth

    • @Giggles_iJest
      @Giggles_iJest 3 роки тому +248

      A massive "saved by the bell" moment

    • @Alifesalife
      @Alifesalife 3 роки тому +25

      If you can see the earth in that much detail from heaven then why can’t you see heaven from earth lmao

    • @pixelbit0897
      @pixelbit0897 3 роки тому +36

      It would be an intresting light show

    • @livelife4928
      @livelife4928 3 роки тому +54

      @@Alifesalife
      Let's say you have a telescope and those on the other side don't

    • @Sawrattan
      @Sawrattan 3 роки тому +23

      I don't know about Christians, but Muslims believe you will be physically on Earth when it happens, even if you're dead.

  • @markleshchenko733
    @markleshchenko733 10 місяців тому +29

    Somehow I expected to get some instructions on how to survive that apocalypse, but this video was also very helpful

  • @kal1nas
    @kal1nas 3 роки тому +1019

    “Bowl 6 causes the river Euphrates to dry up” - I don’t think this is really going to be a problem at this point.

    • @fclp67
      @fclp67 3 роки тому +78

      I mean it has already turned to blood

    • @afraboi
      @afraboi 3 роки тому +51

      Its so that jerusalem can be attacked

    • @Conservingtheworld
      @Conservingtheworld 3 роки тому +90

      Its a metaphor for earths defenses being destroyed as the river Euphrates was a giant moat for Jerusalem

    • @shekinahemmanuel3975
      @shekinahemmanuel3975 3 роки тому +13

      @@Conservingtheworld that's an interesting information, do you have some examples for me to understand?

    • @Ruka_Sarashina777
      @Ruka_Sarashina777 3 роки тому +6

      @Carl Panzram bible is full of metaphors

  • @Spineless-Lobster
    @Spineless-Lobster 3 роки тому +3101

    Man, the final season of The Bible is wild! I do wish the final battle was less anticlimactic, since the hero has such unimaginable power against the main villain who is the embodiment of chaos. But I guess the writers were excited to wrap things up.
    Also congratulations with your graduation!

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 3 роки тому +122

      Yeah maybe not the greatest book ever written. So many better authors than god!

    • @yourliviu6136
      @yourliviu6136 3 роки тому +21

      @@gaywizard2000 Nope, thats an original "story"

    • @ThePostmarke
      @ThePostmarke 3 роки тому +70

      The budget were spent more generously on the old testament... man NGE really drew some inspiration from it

    • @kevinmendez8443
      @kevinmendez8443 3 роки тому +54

      @Safwaan they just wanted people to start reading it by luring people with some hentia

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 3 роки тому +49

      Like 2000 years of continuous ongoing writing, I can't blame them for wanting to wrap it up. At least the rest of the book was great, so I'd say it makes up for it.

  • @xavierkazoo1619
    @xavierkazoo1619 3 роки тому +866

    When the end of the world happens I sure hope there aren’t unskippable ads on this video

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao that’s a way worse fate

    • @kelf114
      @kelf114 3 роки тому +10

      Try not to get mad at the creators. YT is getting greedy.
      Even demonitized channels are getting full of ads. The creators only make something from their actual sponsors. They don't see a penny from the crap YT is pulling.

    • @Thep00psc00p_
      @Thep00psc00p_ 3 роки тому +1

      I suggest Apocalypse+ for just 9.99 a day.

    • @cosmic7972
      @cosmic7972 3 роки тому +1

      @@kelf114 some creators don't want to be monetized yet yt still puts ads in their videos. Ytber like Gianni made his vids into shorts so he wouldn't get monetized. Yt is very greedy

    • @Jdogg4089
      @Jdogg4089 3 роки тому +1

      I don't want to be the one of many to get the mark of the damned

  • @st.nimbos
    @st.nimbos 10 місяців тому +34

    14:00 as soon as the instrumental started, I knew it was Shine On You Crazy Diamond. A beautiful version too

    • @Z01nkScoobs
      @Z01nkScoobs 7 місяців тому +1

      Its not necessarily Shine On. Its a different track made from a royalty free music maker whose listed in description but I can’t blame you for thinking it is Shine On. It’s basically the same melody and ambient synth so the guy probably just copied that and took away the parts of the synth melody and made it drone on

  • @lolomomario76
    @lolomomario76 3 роки тому +560

    Gonna wait for that one comment that says "Literally watching this while the rapture is happening, hope it'll help."

  • @anavideos2445
    @anavideos2445 3 роки тому +4786

    I love how everyone in those comments, despite religion, race and gender, come together to agree how dope the Christian lore is.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 3 роки тому +272

      It’s survived hundreds of years, affected culture, science and belief alike to the modern age. Its only going to continue evolving.

    • @Beepoo15
      @Beepoo15 3 роки тому +10

      69 likes haha

    • @timofy2641
      @timofy2641 3 роки тому +83

      as an atheist, i approve

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 2 роки тому +52

      It is, but its just a fiction.

    • @iamy3356
      @iamy3356 2 роки тому +4

      @@Beepoo15 eyyy this a Holy comment why bring them 69 jokes

  • @theonekns
    @theonekns 3 роки тому +726

    imagine after watching this you hear a gong in the sky and now you need to put everything you know from the video to the test

    • @joshuabaskett2936
      @joshuabaskett2936 3 роки тому +13

      OH SHIT-

    • @chikipichi5280
      @chikipichi5280 3 роки тому +30

      Not many survival tips though asides from being built diff

    • @annaak7849
      @annaak7849 3 роки тому +9

      Do you guys grab your wallet and keys when running out?

    • @Bananaman11309
      @Bananaman11309 3 роки тому +4

      nigga said gong

    • @theonekns
      @theonekns 3 роки тому +16

      @@Bananaman11309 imagine using black slang but looking like the biggest bitch in the block

  • @jaegermann4170
    @jaegermann4170 3 місяці тому +30

    Amazon factories: “you’re still coming to work right?”

  • @sp-des60yearsago37
    @sp-des60yearsago37 3 роки тому +1272

    Revelations: *exists*
    The earth: "In terms of survival, we have no survival."

    • @phillipanselmo8540
      @phillipanselmo8540 3 роки тому +7

      @@theincrediblehulk5797 this is about the Earth

    • @NeoZ45
      @NeoZ45 3 роки тому +10

      Humans: Screw this
      *terraforms mars*

    • @redshuttleredacted6422
      @redshuttleredacted6422 3 роки тому +16

      @@NeoZ45
      God: "You weren't supposed to do that." *Destroys spaceflight infrastructure and vehicles*

    • @Wang785
      @Wang785 3 роки тому

      Then Lets just move to Mars

    • @georgejoestarii9469
      @georgejoestarii9469 3 роки тому +1

      The God YHWH would not allow the Fallen Angels and Demons to destroy all of his creations.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 3 роки тому +2832

    God in the Flood myth: "I will never again destroy the earth..."
    Humans: Yay!
    "...with water. I'm going to have to get more creative next time."

    • @lordqwertythepyromancer3458
      @lordqwertythepyromancer3458 3 роки тому +172

      I'm Christian, I've been in church my whole life
      And ive never realised that before.
      Now i see yet another reason why a lot of people think God is cruel and sadistic, even if that's not the case

    • @azeamonero9886
      @azeamonero9886 3 роки тому +150

      @@lordqwertythepyromancer3458 I’d still argue he was cruel and sadistic if he were real.

    • @Dungeonsynth
      @Dungeonsynth 3 роки тому +94

      The greatest trick the devil pulled….. people have no clue about the elite pedo’s , psycho’s , child sacrifices , human harvesting , etc. Mark of the beast will be the final trick.
      When the noah flood happend people worshipped the god mollech, the god of child sacrifice.

    • @clintonj6136
      @clintonj6136 3 роки тому +48

      @@Dungeonsynth I doubt every single person was bad.

    • @themajesticstick5262
      @themajesticstick5262 3 роки тому +44

      @@lordqwertythepyromancer3458 Those people were extremely wicked. Also had Nephilem DNA. They were also warned by Noah for a long time.

  • @BlowTorchDrizy1
    @BlowTorchDrizy1 2 роки тому +4546

    I wonder why no one in hollywood have the balls to make a close accurate version of this grand event on the big screen. I know it would terrify the masses if done accurately.
    Holy Smokes 😲 4k likes, thanks guys lol

    • @oliviastar3812
      @oliviastar3812 2 роки тому +1

      strange was just wondering same the other day; obviously the hater of humanity who directs most of the media, esp hollywood, just couldn't allow that, for the very reason you state.

    • @StrawhatFan42
      @StrawhatFan42 2 роки тому +139

      Watch this is the end lol

    • @rukaslyricist
      @rukaslyricist 2 роки тому +443

      It would scare them to belief that's why they won't make it

    • @BlowTorchDrizy1
      @BlowTorchDrizy1 2 роки тому +67

      @@rukaslyricist Big Facts

    • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
      @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 2 роки тому +410

      Because the script would suck. There's no act structure, a bunch of stuff happens for pure symbolism, whoever was the protagonist wouldn't have any agency or character growth as things would be already decided from the get go and the antagonist ironically can just rely on infinite deus ex machinis to get to the end of the film.

  • @yoshie8706
    @yoshie8706 9 місяців тому +8

    I'm 2 years late, but congratulations on your major accomplishment!!! Fantastic video!

  • @Vippy_
    @Vippy_ 3 роки тому +2343

    YOO HE'S BACK, WELCOME BACK!

  • @aabaaabbbabba7174
    @aabaaabbbabba7174 3 роки тому +1542

    "Nobody will ever predict the end of the world"
    -predict the world will end tomorrow for every day of your life
    -the world can never end during your lifetime
    gg, biblically accurate angels

    • @richierich1584
      @richierich1584 3 роки тому +2

      I did

    • @isabellas1509
      @isabellas1509 3 роки тому +82

      That's kind of paradoxical though because you wouldn't acctualy 'predict' it, though you could convince other people to 'predict' it. If you are concious of your motives then the only way to prevent dooms day would be to redirect other people's thoughts into redirecting the timing of the apocalypse and have them fully believe their opinions. -a friendly agnostic athiest

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 3 роки тому +6

      Pretty sure it'll happen when the general population least expects it to happen instead of one individual person who thinks it'll happen. So you best start convincing everybody so that you can save the world

    • @zebrom7994
      @zebrom7994 3 роки тому +8

      @Imaginary Furniture dude you don’t need to deconstruct every joke lmao

    • @richierich1584
      @richierich1584 3 роки тому +2

      First thing first there is no gods no religion how we came to be is not through chaos but through what we call science our world is just one of many experiments yes we are experiments created for what? that's beyond me but what's not is cause and effects we all know what is co2 and what it does to the atmosphere sooner or later we are all going to burn and that's why covid19 was release less production less co2 and still that was a failure no.two the sun our own colossal bomb just waiting till its life time is up then boom that prediction was obvious to me since 2008 form 3 secondary whiles learning about lights it's funny how one simple things can lead to something so drastic

  • @peterzweers2582
    @peterzweers2582 3 роки тому +573

    "There was a silence in heaven for about half an hour"
    Great! Good to know the concept of time still exists in the afterlife

  • @mr.creeper6836
    @mr.creeper6836 2 роки тому +5407

    So a real guide would be:
    1. Get lucky and dont be handed to the horsemen of the apocalypse (1 in 4 chance)
    2. Be far away from any even slightly tectonically active areas
    3. Go to a reinforced bunker
    4. It also needs plenty food storage, a lot stored water of and excessive power reservoirs
    4. Be far away from any seas
    5. Also have a lot stored water
    6. Make sure the bunker is well protected from the freezing temperatures from the outside.
    7. Have some giant bug-killing tools
    8. Get lucky AGAIN (1 in 3 this time)
    9. Don't listen to the seven headed-leopard or the dragon-voiced lamb
    10. Don't use the number 666 anywhere
    11. ONLY drink the water you have in your reserves
    12. Make sure your bunker can take lots of heat as well
    13. Stay out of the battle of armageddon
    14. Stay out of Rome
    Since you probably won't live for 1000 years you should live your life and not wait for the Golden Jerusalem.

    • @skeletonking2501
      @skeletonking2501 2 роки тому +1236

      Fallout: The Holy Lands

    • @amberblyledge7859
      @amberblyledge7859 2 роки тому +473

      @@skeletonking2501 Ok, we NEED this overhaul mod.

    • @_Jitterbug
      @_Jitterbug 2 роки тому +204

      What do you do when the bowls go off and your water turns to blood though..? XD

    • @donbelikat
      @donbelikat 2 роки тому +83

      the fourteen rules of the biblopocalypse

    • @Xarai
      @Xarai 2 роки тому

      real guide would be
      this shit is all made up so dont worry

  • @OreoSmithOfficial
    @OreoSmithOfficial 2 роки тому +4520

    I like how you interpreted the visions, but I have some more to add. Like you said, these visions are extremely symbolic. From my perspective, “John” is merely describing what he sees, not what he understands. For example, if you brought someone from 100 BC to today, they would have absolutely no idea what is going on. John sees things in the future that he cannot comprehend, so he uses his knowledge to explain it.

    • @j1nxxj9
      @j1nxxj9 2 роки тому +232

      that's an interesting theory!

    • @freppie_
      @freppie_ 2 роки тому +167

      @@j1nxxj9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the asound of chariots of many horses running to battle. 10 And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.
      you can make up of this what you believe if you want to know what i believe this describes you may ask.

    • @notan3144
      @notan3144 2 роки тому +274

      @@freppie_ A helicopter?

    • @arthur3305
      @arthur3305 2 роки тому +2

      december 29th

    • @OreoSmithOfficial
      @OreoSmithOfficial 2 роки тому +2

      @@arthur3305 2022

  • @MrLemon-vt4ky
    @MrLemon-vt4ky 3 роки тому +1107

    I like how on this channel, us atheists and the Christians can chill and there isn't any clashes

  • @raimundomuthemba766
    @raimundomuthemba766 8 місяців тому +18

    Imagine if some powerful people with the resources to change the weather, cause earthquakes, and spread diseases decided to play a game and reenact the events of the Revelation. Wait...

  • @Kamila-ey5vi
    @Kamila-ey5vi 3 роки тому +469

    I'd love to see an animated movie of the whole book of revelation. Must feel like a fever dream

    • @mrbasketballfan6549
      @mrbasketballfan6549 3 роки тому +4

      Legion

    • @Grace-uv2wi
      @Grace-uv2wi 3 роки тому +3

      @@pugquaza YES

    • @grossartus
      @grossartus 3 роки тому +5

      an anime will be just fine, specially now that there is no censorship as there was before

    • @markfoley3402
      @markfoley3402 3 роки тому +4

      Fist of the North Star has some aspects taken from the book of Revelation

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 3 роки тому

      @@grossartus
      It’s already been done. Its in the Knight of the Zodiac-Saint Seiya.

  • @NordieBeats
    @NordieBeats 3 роки тому +910

    "Thankfully only 3 people died"
    The 3 people that died : "i see how it is"

  • @Immadeus
    @Immadeus 3 роки тому +2127

    So you're telling me the Bible ends like Evangelion? All weird and wrapping up quickly, but really good? That's incredibly fitting.

    • @minecraftrules1842
      @minecraftrules1842 3 роки тому +331

      Well to be fair evangelion had a lot of Christian symbolism

    • @ΚώσταςΡωμ
      @ΚώσταςΡωμ 3 роки тому +184

      Evangelion means gospel in Greek so...

    • @Namato360
      @Namato360 3 роки тому +117

      This world was a cruel angel's thesis from the start!

    • @dienstaghd5815
      @dienstaghd5815 3 роки тому +47

      @@Namato360 *opening starts playing

    • @jhus166
      @jhus166 3 роки тому +32

      Best part is that heaven is inside ramiel

  • @Heraclius.Maps1121
    @Heraclius.Maps1121 9 місяців тому +31

    May God bless you for this amazing video ☝🏻☦️✝️

  • @nicolasinguanti9986
    @nicolasinguanti9986 3 роки тому +536

    “A specrtal figure surrounded by seven golden lamp stands with a sword in his mouth”
    Honestly I find these descriptions horrifying. They’re delirious, like if someone tried to describe something outside of their understanding. We as humans, have an instinct to discover and understand, and honestly the idea of something so mighty and otherworldly that you can’t understand it neither describe it, scares the shit out of me.
    If angels exist surely they’re not a guy with a sword in his mouth, who knows what John saw there, what sort of lovecraftian monstrosity appeared in front of him, what crazy thing he witnessed. It makes you feel small, vulnerable and insignificant. Maybe that thing was an angel, and there was no danger, but what if that thing wanted to kill you? Or maybe the descriptions sound so crazy because the people who see angels end up losing their sanity, and start rambling crazy nonsense when they try to describe them because their brain has been fried by whatever they saw, a trauma so big that they’re completely nuts. This shit is nightmare fuel to me.

    • @air6448
      @air6448 3 роки тому +59

      The point of lovecraftian horror is precisely this, it's a perversion of the fundamental understanding of the Ontology of the divine authority behind the Universe itself. Wherein said authority doesn't care about you/is outright malicious.
      There's also the consideration of the fear of the unknown, but that's another layer.

    • @dominican5683
      @dominican5683 3 роки тому +26

      Sometimes humans describe things that are simply more advanced technology...not saying this is the case, but when you read the Hindu Vedas you see that alot...basically people who don't understand technology and when they describe it using objects and creatures only they understand with their limited worldview, they come across as monstrous and wonderous when they could have been spaceships or flying planes, astronauts, ect....

    • @TheAlien_in_your_backyard
      @TheAlien_in_your_backyard 3 роки тому +2

      @@dominican5683 yes

    • @ManG1aze
      @ManG1aze 3 роки тому +1

      Angels are fake lol

    • @joellombard8206
      @joellombard8206 3 роки тому +5

      It was just Zoro from one piece

  • @morkymoose9590
    @morkymoose9590 3 роки тому +2124

    “How do we survive the end times?”
    “That’s just it. You don’t”

    • @EpicAMV911
      @EpicAMV911 3 роки тому +95

      Well you can't die, so it shouldn't be a problem. I think the best survival guide would be to stop up on pain meds, alcohol, and topical creams. So you can live in the least amount of agony possible. Unless of course god decides to fuck with that somehow and turn it into locusts or some shit.

    • @bigmanbarry2299
      @bigmanbarry2299 3 роки тому +30

      @@EpicAMV911 honestly why cant big G just thanos snap lol

    • @ryobibattery
      @ryobibattery 3 роки тому +12

      The Kingdom of Heaven is inside of you

    • @bepeplia5086
      @bepeplia5086 3 роки тому +24

      Accept the Jesus

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 роки тому +11

      @@bigmanbarry2299 mr g i dont feel so god

  • @mtshyna
    @mtshyna 3 роки тому +659

    If bible study was presented like this with the biblical angels, I’m sure more people may be more interested. Oh and include other canon books that usually aren’t available at your local church.

    • @greyworld6242
      @greyworld6242 3 роки тому +29

      You mean the book of Enoch?

    • @YoutuberIntroOutroSongs
      @YoutuberIntroOutroSongs 3 роки тому +70

      Gotta say I'm a much bigger fan of the expanded universe stuff

    • @greyworld6242
      @greyworld6242 3 роки тому +5

      @@UA-camrIntroOutroSongs yep! Same here.

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 3 роки тому +3

      @@UA-camrIntroOutroSongs yeah, it's far more interesting and metaphysical in places. I like it.

    • @yourrightimsooosorry884
      @yourrightimsooosorry884 3 роки тому +5

      Disney spoilt its franchise

  • @Wheremy-tacogo
    @Wheremy-tacogo 8 місяців тому +6

    Really interesting video!! I love these things, learning about history through the Bible is extra interesting because you have to weed through all the symbolism. Great stuff my friend, I hate that I found it late in the game but love that I found your channel, definitely doing some binge watching tonight! Congrats on graduating!!

  • @Glori4n
    @Glori4n 3 роки тому +1449

    7 Trumpets reach their end:
    Surviving people on the earth: Whew... That was close
    Angels with Bowls: *There is another*

    • @cx3622
      @cx3622 3 роки тому +26

      Yoo but what if we arent on earth

    • @deathstroke8639
      @deathstroke8639 3 роки тому +44

      @@cx3622 hold up............... That's cheating

    • @aldren2k898
      @aldren2k898 3 роки тому +7

      @@cx3622 Yoooo that would totally work

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 3 роки тому +9

      cx lmao escape the damn universe meet god have a nice talk and gtfo or get technology or genitical modification that would make gods power to shame and teach him and his angels or whatever to not fuck with us

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato 3 роки тому +1

      Angels gonna serve a bowl of kick ass

  • @applepeel6613
    @applepeel6613 2 роки тому +1558

    Isn't it hilarious how the 6th seal was narrating all these catastrophically events happening to man and animal kind, and the 7th seal was like "yeah so the heavens were kinda shocked, for like half an hour"

    • @Salty_Taco9357
      @Salty_Taco9357 2 роки тому +105

      Yeah so basically everyone was just watching like 😐 idk for like half an hour

    • @justiceiria869
      @justiceiria869 2 роки тому +53

      See the 7th seal as a moment of silence before the "day of the LORD"

    • @justiceiria869
      @justiceiria869 2 роки тому +44

      Human beings do it for fallen soldiers. So why wouldn't God do it for the unrepentant sinners who have denied salvation till the very end.
      After all, you may as well be dead when you reject God because to reject him is to reject life itself, that includes the very spirit that is responsible for our existance. Those sinners will get their wish because the lake of fire exists for this one purpose.

    • @jonathanbuyno9461
      @jonathanbuyno9461 2 роки тому +46

      No, not hilarious at all knowing that so many sinners will perish and spend an eternity in hell. God loves all his children and I cannot feel what he must feel for what Satan has done to deceive many.

    • @applepeel6613
      @applepeel6613 2 роки тому +20

      @@jonathanbuyno9461 mkay

  • @millermiller3439
    @millermiller3439 2 роки тому +635

    As a Christian there are far more funny stories of people getting the end date wrong. There's literally a day called "the great disappointment" because William Miller thought Jesus was coming back and got the day wrong. (He did this like 2 or 3 times). The Bible has account of Jesus literally saying "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." So really should just chill and wait :D

    • @TTTristan1
      @TTTristan1 2 роки тому +48

      That's what I don't get. It says flat out that YOU CAN'T KNOW
      But that won't stop Christians from trying. You can argue differing views and interpretations on a lot of scripture, but that's just a literal statement!
      Give it a rest my dudes.

    • @bikesrcool_1958
      @bikesrcool_1958 Рік тому +7

      @@TTTristan1you can certainly try to guess though, just don’t put a date on it and don’t tell other people in mass because you certainly won’t get it right

    • @goodnight63
      @goodnight63 Рік тому

      ​@Tort Wrong, we are, in fact, encouraged to know so we do not fall for antichrists and other evil. Otherwise, no information would be provided. Why would we know if we aren't allowed to know?

    • @koxbalon
      @koxbalon Рік тому +2

      @@bikesrcool_1958 or you can everyday say that world ends tomorrow

    • @bikesrcool_1958
      @bikesrcool_1958 Рік тому +6

      @@koxbalon live every day like you will meet the embodiment of perfectness honestly wouldn’t be bad. Just don’t stress about it and live each day good and be sure you won’t not make it in

  • @notawallflowerx
    @notawallflowerx 2 місяці тому +3

    As a child, this was my favorite book of the Bible. I would read it in church, even when we were supposed to be looking at a verse in another book. I got reprimanded a lot for doing so. I think it speaks volumes that my infant mind and spirit was drawn to this book in particular. I cannot wait for God’s will to be done on earth as it is in Heaven, for every knee to bow to the Prince of Peace & our Savior Jesus Christ.

  • @AmabossReally
    @AmabossReally 3 роки тому +3322

    *Genesis*
    God: Wipes out the whole earth once with one flood
    *Book of Revelation*
    God: Hehehe SHOWTIME!

    • @RamasesBullock
      @RamasesBullock 3 роки тому +295

      The flood was a warning no one listened so his like okay I'll have to crank up the heat

    • @notnecessary7730
      @notnecessary7730 3 роки тому +219

      GOD Also made a promise to mankind he would never do that again

    • @pinkcelia8926
      @pinkcelia8926 3 роки тому +364

      @@notnecessary7730 we do a little trolling

    • @ChrisDied
      @ChrisDied 3 роки тому +49

      @@RamasesBullock so you actually believe that nonsense? Its 2021 and people still believe this nonsense made up by goat herders? Smh

    • @debbys-abqnm4537
      @debbys-abqnm4537 3 роки тому +10

      @@RamasesBullock -- do you mean that none of the eight human survivors listened? Maybe instead of destroying everything, simply chatting with them, god could have been more clear. See the playlist "Noah's Ark" at:
      ua-cam.com/users/NonStampCollectorplaylists
      for a perhaps more realistic take on it.

  • @subday5811
    @subday5811 3 роки тому +3203

    "you guys won't believe me, but... so.. there was this dude with a sword in his mouth -"
    the guys: "Haha, classic John lmao"

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 3 роки тому +41

      "I told you John don't take that ganja those Bible guys offered you, it's very strong and you wont be able to control yourself, but you didn't listen....ma boi is talking crazy shit now"

    • @zircontopic7040
      @zircontopic7040 3 роки тому +3

      yo the likes are on 666

    • @youtubehandle-u2l
      @youtubehandle-u2l 3 роки тому

      @@Rockitsteady8513 enlightenment in the ER? lol

    • @youtubehandle-u2l
      @youtubehandle-u2l 3 роки тому +9

      @@Rockitsteady8513 John found enlightenment after surviving a boiling pot torture and working in slave mines as an old man

    • @devwave1919
      @devwave1919 3 роки тому +2

      Why does John look like he's trying to defend but got dribbled past tho

  • @ThePhluff
    @ThePhluff 3 роки тому +786

    I'm surprised there was no mention of how the "beasts" are often interpreted as countries and leaders/kings as opposed to literal beasts.

    • @purplekittigaming
      @purplekittigaming 3 роки тому +23

      Yes, I was wondering when that would come up, but it never did.

    • @Eeluminaughty
      @Eeluminaughty 3 роки тому +34

      He did when he talked about Nero... Mark of the Beast sect...

    • @purplekittigaming
      @purplekittigaming 3 роки тому +3

      @@Eeluminaughty Oh, foo, did I miss that part? >.

    • @EricMartinez-dg2lu
      @EricMartinez-dg2lu 3 роки тому +15

      Yes! Beasts are revealed in the book of Daniel as prominent government. Notice that the 6th beast was present at the time John wrote revelations at patmos island. The other...7th beast has not yet arrived, for this 7th will be in the future our timeline. Keep in mind the 8th beast scarlet colored wild beast U.N. springs up from the 7th U.S. for it was United States that pushed for the un elected leaders of the world as U.N. to rule together as kings or symbolic 10 total whole together.

    • @irock5624
      @irock5624 3 роки тому

      but they are beasts they are reptilians

  • @atilrecehcilob251
    @atilrecehcilob251 Місяць тому

    Whenever i feel confused about reading the bible and it's description, i go to your videos as a reference of what i'm imagining. your videos are all entertaining, without irritating voice over lol! and educational, please continue. thanks.

  • @fedearbelaez4912
    @fedearbelaez4912 3 роки тому +415

    No! Please, not the Euphrates! That's like my third favorite river.

    • @karinaaa7
      @karinaaa7 3 роки тому +6

      lmao

    • @dancinswords
      @dancinswords 3 роки тому +26

      Which was already made of blood before drying up... I guess blood river is still better than no river

    • @riveratrackrunner
      @riveratrackrunner 3 роки тому +1

      Thats where the 4 angles kill 1/3 or man kind.

    • @bcancerninja
      @bcancerninja 3 роки тому +8

      I mean from what it says, the Tigris is fine, so we can always go with plan B.

    • @loofyelby5240
      @loofyelby5240 3 роки тому +3

      What's your first?

  • @theUnicornOfPower
    @theUnicornOfPower 2 роки тому +1124

    I think this description of creatures with many eyes is very fitting for multidimensional creatures that see more than we do.

    • @tallgeese3w
      @tallgeese3w 2 роки тому +24

      I think it's hilarious that anyone believes this shit is anything other than an early Christian pamphlet about the prophesied destruction of the roman empire that was persecuting them. Multidimensional creatures? Am i supposed to believe were also all on the back of a giant turtle?

    • @ps4app784
      @ps4app784 2 роки тому +135

      @@tallgeese3w toxic alert

    • @harveywabbit9541
      @harveywabbit9541 2 роки тому +5

      The eyes are stars. "here's looking at you, kid."

    • @anonym3
      @anonym3 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @anonym3
      @anonym3 2 роки тому +72

      @@tallgeese3w oh my. Tell me, what do you believe in? The Super String theory does in fact describe up to ten dimensions doesnt it? But most importantly: why did you waste your time clicking on this video? Why did you waste your time reading this comment? The clock ticks...

  • @TheLookingGlass001
    @TheLookingGlass001 3 роки тому +2347

    With my understanding I believe that all of the characters such as the beasts and multi-eyed creatures is a translation to what John is seeing. Think about in this: If you were born and raised in ancient Rome and given a vision of the world today, would you easily describe it and interpret everything? Such as airplanes or skyscrapers, it would be a confusing tale to tell or write about. So with that in mind we can't take the book of Revelations very literal because it was written by a simple man with a simple mind trying to describe something so complex that the human mind can't comprehend it

    • @lunarvillage1647
      @lunarvillage1647 3 роки тому +345

      This is actually a very thoughtful point. Just because religious texts were written by people doesn't mean that they are useless.

    • @depressedperson9002
      @depressedperson9002 3 роки тому +404

      his description about grasshopper with metal armour sounds a lot like he saw small swarm drones and tried his best to describe it with his 1st century knowledge...

    • @JustYamYam
      @JustYamYam 3 роки тому +110

      Or playing chinese whispers for a few hundret years and after that interpreting and translating it (maybe badly or even wrong) and writing that interpretation down (repeating that over the course of a thousand years) isnt the best way of getting a story that is even close to what it probably originally was. Just saying.

    • @Sebax
      @Sebax 3 роки тому +129

      @@depressedperson9002 Ah yes, long haired drones

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 2 роки тому +26

      I don't think that an ancient saw the future xD

  • @jaycee6438
    @jaycee6438 Місяць тому +3

    It is dangerous to take counsel from one who doesn’t know God….. all who watch this video need to understand you are being “taught “ the things of God by a person who doesn’t even believe…. may God have mercy on all of us, and may he bring us to the knowledge which leads to salvation, which was revealed to his Apostles and the church fathers….
    Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner. ☦️ Through the intercessions of your Holy Mother, The Theotokos, and your Blessed Saints, have mercy on us and save us. Amen. ☦️

  • @makotopark7741
    @makotopark7741 3 роки тому +493

    so Basically the book of Revelations has a lot of Kaijus

    • @makotopark7741
      @makotopark7741 3 роки тому +8

      @Ravi Liberato im pumped for it

    • @inkchariot6147
      @inkchariot6147 3 роки тому +9

      Book of Kaiju, awesome

    • @bjarne3521
      @bjarne3521 3 роки тому +4

      GOJIRA!!!!

    • @arcturionblade1077
      @arcturionblade1077 3 роки тому +7

      Ready the Jaegers! Stacker Pentecost is going to cancel the Apocalypse!!

    • @makotopark7741
      @makotopark7741 3 роки тому +1

      @@arcturionblade1077 lmao i just watched this yesterday

  • @tjbiging6498
    @tjbiging6498 2 роки тому +4235

    Honestly, seal 6 sounds like a perfect explanation of a nuclear apocalypse for authors who couldn't even comprehend what a bomb is

    • @lukdhguirg7121
      @lukdhguirg7121 Рік тому +229

      Chernobyl in ukrainian means wormwood.

    • @foxofwallstreet4289
      @foxofwallstreet4289 Рік тому +198

      I mean considering that the effects of a nuclear bomb and a volcanic eruption are kind of similar it isn‘t THAT surprising

    • @a_smiling_gamer9063
      @a_smiling_gamer9063 Рік тому +13

      @@foxofwallstreet4289yeah

    • @fetuchinini
      @fetuchinini Рік тому

      WW3 finna be the second coming of Christ

    • @felipeball7778
      @felipeball7778 Рік тому +27

      @@foxofwallstreet4289 for volcanic eruption we just have to hide in bunker or high mountains for a few weeks till the magma cooled down then we can roam around safely without a heavy suit

  • @JMdJ2001
    @JMdJ2001 3 роки тому +840

    And they said Neon Genesis Evangelion's ending was weird and absurd...

    • @creamCarnivalJones1234
      @creamCarnivalJones1234 3 роки тому +60

      'Bout to recreate the hospital scene. brb.

    • @Sanchlingernon
      @Sanchlingernon 3 роки тому +28

      Me, a Christian weeb: ZANKOKU NA TEEEEENSHIIII

    • @nanamacapagal8342
      @nanamacapagal8342 3 роки тому +19

      One masterpiece to the next, end of the world, weird nonsensical ending, chaos, more chaos, disturbingly sudden peace. Checks out.

    • @Nara_Ghirga
      @Nara_Ghirga 3 роки тому +8

      @Alex I No, I’m here too ZANKOKU NA TENSHIII NO YOUNIIII

    • @Sanchlingernon
      @Sanchlingernon 3 роки тому +3

      @Alex I h e r e I a m

  • @resiknoiro7506
    @resiknoiro7506 10 місяців тому +7

    It's kind of funny how some seals / trumpets are absolutely devastating while some don't really do anything.

  • @petpurrveyor895
    @petpurrveyor895 3 роки тому +697

    As a Christian, I found it interesting how you interpret this. I'd like to mention that scroll with seven seals is handed over to Jesus Christ, and it is also written in the text that no one, none on earth, (humans) or below the earth (hell) can open it. Because only the Lord God, Jesus Christ himself can open the scroll of judgment.

    • @fbiagent6456
      @fbiagent6456 3 роки тому +43

      This isn't an interpretation but a literal visualization of what was actually written without the overreaching interpretation nor the beautified depiction of the texts.

    • @eduardoreyes8343
      @eduardoreyes8343 3 роки тому +4

      Amen

    • @diegomorales81
      @diegomorales81 3 роки тому +1

      Nice skillet picture 👌

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 3 роки тому +3

      Tiem to kill god before he can open it

    • @TheDevicemanager
      @TheDevicemanager 3 роки тому +5

      lol yeah you think your smart. how do you know that it was handed to jesus christ. did you see it happen? or did you read it from somehwere that has no credibility

  • @charlesdarwindanao7158
    @charlesdarwindanao7158 3 роки тому +875

    Throughout my childhood I was scared of reading the book of revelation.

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 3 роки тому +65

      I enjoyed it as kid, really let my imagination run free

    • @jezreelgarza8833
      @jezreelgarza8833 3 роки тому +14

      For me right now im interested in how scary it is yet some how believable

    • @JustAnotherZoomer
      @JustAnotherZoomer 3 роки тому +3

      @UCmWiLmqK6EqY83pD1m4X_2g r/atheism mod detected

    • @chlorofoto
      @chlorofoto 3 роки тому +1

      how are you now, sister?

    • @eaverry
      @eaverry 3 роки тому +19

      that is the first book of bible i've read in full and until now i'm still traumatised.

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 3 роки тому +392

    16:03 Just imagine, the Earth is on fire, there is no Sun, the water is poisonous, there are insects with human faces flying around, yet there are still people who are like: "hmm now seems like a good time to sell and buy stuff".

  • @madspice
    @madspice 8 місяців тому +2

    I think this may be one of the best videos on UA-cam

  • @basedkaiser5352
    @basedkaiser5352 3 роки тому +1600

    It makes sense that the battle is anti-climactic, satan was never God’s equal so it makes sense that he’s easily defeated by Him.

    • @elizabethmaxwell3680
      @elizabethmaxwell3680 3 роки тому +100

      So then why did god wait so long to defeat him? What’s the purpose of allowing so much suffering?

    • @laggylafta6070
      @laggylafta6070 3 роки тому +163

      Because in the perspective of these godly beings and under the larger scope that is the omniverse, our mortal time is probably extremely tiny and to them it only lasted a small moment.
      And the reason why Christ and the Anti-Christ is so important is that both of them stooped down to our level and made us feel a little bit more relevant to the grander scheme of things despite not really having a chance to know what the f is going on.
      We may never know what the purpose of this Golden City / Singularity is to God and what's above and beyond the sky these cosmic beings see. AlI I know is that we're supposed to archive our human knowledges into a single invulnerable device so that the future intelligent lifeforms (humans or not) may learn from our mistakes and our successes.

    • @lilibby1844
      @lilibby1844 3 роки тому +107

      @@elizabethmaxwell3680 there’s a section in the Bible that discusses why the creator gave satan the go ahead to rule over humans. I think it went something like satan saying humans wouldn’t follow god if they had the choice, and so god pretty much told him he could have rulership of the earth for a certain amount of time. After that time is up, the battle is going to happen and then satan will spend 1000 years in captivity. From what I remember 😭

    • @bellezavudd
      @bellezavudd 3 роки тому +25

      Satan is used by Yahweh/God as lazy way of keeping the drama and tension up on a really long, really boring narrative called the bible.
      If yahweh wasnt lazy he would have just offed him at the start and admitted its just going to be a short myth. 😊

    • @garymccray7822
      @garymccray7822 3 роки тому +106

      @@elizabethmaxwell3680 When Satan rebelled, and in turn convinced humanity to rebel, they sent a clear message to God:
      "We do not need you, we can self govern and live independent of your wisdom and grace. You are not the boss of us!"
      To which God said:
      "Ok cool, prove me wrong."
      Now view the body of human history as a monolithic testament of our utter and complete failure to do just that.
      And when the time is appropriate, when we are on the brink of destroying ourselves, God will step back in, put an abrupt stop to this whole crazy circus we've created and ask us one very simple question:
      "Are you all done being stupid and ready to listen to me now?"