history of the entire world, i guess
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Me: Connects to internet
Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”
PPPFFFFFFFF-
*W o t*
Countryhuman Nazi.
That’s what I mean by it.
skunkii
•~•
And the mammals are here 🐺
Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'."
Me :
We can make a religion out of this
Alien: you have 19 minutes and 25 seconds to tell us everything
Me: ;)
Yay
Same dude, same. UvU
No dont
It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while
It is a requirement to watch this video at least once every year
It really is
This is the tenth time I've watched this
@@TheWizdWiz more like once every month
Literally
"Sike, they both get angrier"
Forshadowing to what is happening right now
It forshadowd like 5000 wars since then
literally looking for thing comment
Except it was Zionist leadership that accepted the plan while Arab leadership rejected and subsequently launched a war against Israel upon its creation
John. that’s been like that way for a century by now.
it's not foreshadowing it's been that way forever
I love how Bill just dropped this one day 6 years ago and continued to vibe on making songs without ever acknowledging it.
> be bill wurtz
> spend god knows how long making one video
> upload it
> refuse to acknowledge that the video ever existed
> 163m views
A one hit wonder king up there with the guy who did "someone I used to know"
@@fkrkf and astronaut in an ocean
@@fkrkfthe history of japan, and i'm still a piece of garbage would like to speak with you.
@@fkrkfhe has many hits, listen to mount saint helens, long long long journey, I can play
“i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat”
*shows plane*
A plane is basically a flying boat.
He showed an Ekranoplan.
Welcome to Bill Wurts's then.
Cryo Genocide:
A plane is a glorified bus with wings.
bill wurtz in a nut shell
I remember when I first got to know about this video... at the time I didn't speak English at all. Then I promised to myself I'd learn it just so I could watch this masterpiece. Here I am a few years later. Every minute of this journey was worth it.
I'm so happy for you!
Was it
@matthewgabrielse205 yes because of this mastapice
beautiful
very valid goal. good shit
7:39 “Heyyyy” said the romans, eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast
Thanks for invading our homeland said the Jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland
My favorite breakfast, personally
I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be.
bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.
Plot twist: bill is the buddha and he is sharing his knowledge
Plot twist: bill is your mom
Plot twist: bill is the dying
plot twist: bill is bill
Plot Twist: Bill got a 2000 dollar bill because he’s more billier than bill who is more billier than bill but no one beats bill wurtz
"Oops half of europe just died"
Dude i hate when that happens
Proffesor Pantheon relatable
That’s the worst man
I feel you, just when I thought I could leave it alone for a few hours
"Ugghhh, I slipped on Hiroshima causing it to be hit by Two Nukes."
I hate that you made me chuckle
*”TASTE THE SUUNNN”* sounds like something you would find in a soda ad
Taste the rainbow!
oranges
sunkist
cant wait for the thing inventor to drop in 4 years
I agree
Spoiler Alert: It's AI!
we already got it. its ai. just wait until it makes the thing inventor inventor
@@TheOldCryptidtf how did i find a 17min old comment on a 6yr old video
@@pi3.14etc hey, its still popular
“Except Britain because they don’t feel like it” is the most British phrase known
ZX Jumpbug let me fix that sentence for you
“Yep, mate. We’re all stubborn gits, lad.”
sorry for the stereotypical sentence
As a British person I can confirm that is precisely our attitude about most things
@@Steven-ly9ei any small change is seen as unnecessary at first. That's basically an aspect of British culture. Plus a continental currency would cause issues if one nation had issues so it was also good to stay out of it, can't have Germany bailing everyone out can they?
My god 666 lukes
Andreyaaa omg 666 lukes
Someone: "Hey Bill what's your favorite time period in history?"
Bill: "yes"
yes
Im the 1K like.
M. Kantak Can you please tell me we’re this “Yes thing is coming from?”
@@MrZeek-ce7nj I don't personally know but my first time hearing this "Yes" thing is when I heard a your mom joke
Y e s .
2023: AI gets better
2028: Thing-inventor invents the thing inventor, thinks the thing inventor (the technological singularity).
This video has been right so far, I don't see why it would stop.
I wish someone made a comprehensive playlist with videos going in depth about everything mentioned in this video. I just watched a movie length video about the cambrian explosion which made me think of how every 5 seconds in this video probably has some long educational video on UA-cam.
Watch overly simplified he’s funny and similar style with history
Totally. You can search up AP World History Review and get videos reviewing the most important things that are mentioned in this video and more. The best beardos Freemanpedia and Heimler's History have short and entertaining videos on this biggest things in history from the year 1200 to modern day. Crash Course can also be good. As for in-depth explanations, your best bet may be documentaries and Britannica.
Extra History is an entertaining animated history channel, and they have a playlist of all their videos ua-cam.com/play/PLhyKYa0YJ_5Aq7g4bil7bnGi0A8gTsawu.html&si=6eH3TTmlJtVFf7I5
brb gonna do this
teacher: why isnt the sun killing us
me: *raises hand*
teacher: go ahead tim
me: blanket.
Lol
I'm taking back the blanket cuz y'all couldn't behave
@@ozzni1 please don't ill be cold
@@ozzni1 yeah wtf man we will be cold
@@ozzni1 yeah dude itll be cold
I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.
I agree
I blink for one second and half of Europe died.
Am i cooked?
Wink each eye that way you can still see
me
Love how Canada wasn’t even mentioned once
that's probably a joke in of itself
Yes, history of Canada Is basically:
British and french find Canada.
They created colonies here
Canada got Independence.
Despite all their massive war crimes
because it doesnt exist
So far Australia hasn't either despite having quite a bit of history
Edit: k they briefly jus mentioned australia
I love how the sultan of Oman living in Zanzibar gets about as much screen time as WW2
Well yeah, thats just where he lives
I love how this video just goes form astronomy to physics to chemistry to biology to paleontology to archeology to history to engineering
EDIT: WHY THE HELL IS THIS STILL BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS
Archaeology is important for everyone
No offense, but it’s more like this:
Intro: 0:00-0:12
Origins: 0:12-0:50
Physics: 0:50-1:32
Chemistry: 1:05-1:37 (Overlaps with Physics & Astronomy)
Astronomy: 1:28-2:00
Geology: 1:50-2:15
Biology: 2:15-4:00
Paleontology: 2:50-3:56 (Within the Biology section)
Archaeology: 4:01-6:05
History: 4:10-18:52
Engineering: 14:50/18:00/18:34-19:20
Outro: 19:21-19:26
To social commentary
To btw where the hell are we?
@@TheBlueMarbleItselfwell physics explain the origins, don't they?
i love coming back here as i learn more history and going "hey i know that!!"
same
sounds like it should be a jingle
Same it's great
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS
Same lol. I'm watching the video and I'm like hey I learned this in school lol
5:35
“Knock knock or Clop Clop it’s the people…with the horses, and they made an empire!”
*and then everyone else copied their horses*
Most underrated joke imo
“GREEKS”
10:11
"but the Northeners or 'Norse' if you don't have much time" always makes me chuckle!
"A guy who's popular and arrested and killed for being popular which makes him more popular" Best description ever
you could make a religion out of this!
Ethan Lee *no, don’t*
I like how you guys are only using lines from the video
@Rem Sama let's do a crusade
Rem Sama come oooon, I know want to do it!
Bill Wurtz: (says something)
Everyone: We can make a religion out of this.
no, don't
Late squad
@@jazepol *how bout I do anyway?*
We can make a religion out of this
@@TheScaredLittleScholar so we make a religion about making religions?
Timestamps of the "History of the Entire World, I guess" I guess.
0:01 Intro
Before
0:11 Before the Big Bang 14 BYA
0:12 Before Time and Space 13.9 BYA
0:28
0:35 Quantum Fluctuations 13.8 BYA
History of the Entire Universe, I guess
0:46 The Big Bang 13.7 BYA
0:48 The Universe forms 13.7 BYA
0:51 Up and Down Quarks 13.7 BYA
0:53 Space 13.7 BYA
0:55 Time 13.7 BYA
0:57 Gravity 13.7 BYA
1:00 Dark Matter 13.7 BYA
1:01 Universe temperature at 10^32 Kelvin = Very *H O T* 13.7 BYA
1:04 Protons and Neutrons 13.7 BYA
1:08 Electrons 13.7 BYA
1:12 *H O T* 13.7 BYA
1:14 Hydrogen Nucleus 13.69 BYA
1:16 Helium Nucleus 13.67 BYA
1:18 Hydrogen and Helium Atoms 13.65 BYA
1:20 The Universe is filled with regions of Hydrogen and Helium gas 13.63 BYA
1:23 Dense regions of Hydrogen and Helium gas collapsed under their own gravitational pull 13.61 BYA
1:28 First Stars form 13.6 BYA
1:31 First Elements of the Periodic Table 13.59 BYA
1:32 First Stars die 13.59 BYA
1:35 Supernova 13.59 BYA
1:36 More Elements of the Periodic Table 13.59 BYA
1:38 Nebula 13.59 BYA
1:39 New Interesting Stars 13.59 BYA
1:42 Nebula pt. 2 13.59 BYA
1:44 The Sun (Sol) forms 4.57 BYA
1:45 Foundation of planetary bodies 4.565 BYA
1:49 Formation of Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune 4.56 BYA
History of the Earth, I guess
Hadean Eon
1:50 Formation of Earth 4.543 BYA
1:52 Earth-Theia Collision 4.5 BYA
1:55 Formation of the Moon 4.5 BYA
1:58 Late Heavy Bombardment 4.1 BYA
Archean Eon
2:00 Water arrives on Earth 4 BYA
2:04 Earth cools down 4 BYA
2:07 First Rain on Earth 4 BYA
2:09 Earth becomes an Ocean/Water World/Planet 4 BYA
2:12 Land appears on Earth 3.3 BYA
2:14 Life appears on Earth 3.7 BYA
2:21 L.U.C.A. 4 BYA
2:23 Primordial Soup 4 BYA
2:28 Axesexual Reproduction 4 BYA
2:31 D.N.A.
2:36 Photosynthesis 3.8 BYA
Proterozoic Eon
2:44 Great Oxidation Event/ Oxygen Catastrophe 2.3 BYA
2:47 Huronian Glaciation 2.4 BYA
2:48 Sturtian Glaciation 720 MYA
Phanerozoic Eon
Paleozoic Era
2:50 Cambrian Life 541 MYA
2:55 Cambrian Explosion 541 MYA
3:00 *The Sun is a deadly Laser* 601 MYA
3:05 Ozone layer forms 600 MYA
3:14 First Plants on land 470 MYA
3:16 First Insects on land 480 MYA
3:22 First Animals on land 375 MYA
3:26 First Hard Shelled Eggs 200 MYA
3:38 Permian Life 298.9 MYA
3:42 The Great Dying/Permian-Triassic Extinction Event 251.941 MYA
Mesozoic Era
3:44 Survivors of the Great Dying 251.88 MYA
3:48 The Dinosaurs appear 230 MYA
3:51 Chicxulub Meteorite 66.1 MYA
Cenozoic Era
3:52 Chicxulub Impact/Cretaceous-Paleogene Extinction 66 MYA
3:56 Mammals rule the Earth 65.9 MYA
4:01 Man's Ancestor starts walking upright 7 MYA
4:06 Homo Habilis invents stone tools 2.8 MYA
4:08 Homo Erectus invents fire 1.9 MYA
4:10 Homo Erectus invents talking 1.5 MYA
History of Homo Sapiens, I guess
Stone Age
4:13 Homo Sapiens 300 KYA
4:15 Homo Sapiens conquer the Old World 60 KYA
4:16 The New Word not conquered yet 21 KYA
4:17 Ice Age 20.5 KYA
4:18 Homo Sapiens conquer the New World 20 KYA
4:20 Ice Age ends 10.5 BYA
Before Christ
10000 B.C.
4:23 Stone Age Homo Sapiens are Hunter-Gathers
4:26 Neolithic Revolution
4:27 Farming/Plant Agriculture
4:31 Social Hierarchy
4:33 Farming around the Globe
5000 B.C.
4:36 Metal tools
4:39 Better Farming in Mesopotamia
4:43 Animal Agriculture
4:45 Foundation of Mesopotamia Society
5:01 Mesopotamia Society
5:03 River Vallies
5:06 Taming of the Horse
3300 B.C.
5:08 Introduction of Bronze
More coming
My respect for you doing this 📈📈📈📈
Omg wow
7 years today since this piece of cinema dropped.
Yo that means this dropped right before someones WHAP exam 7 years ago.
Humans: ”Lets have a quiet minute to honour some dead guy”
Bill Wurtz: ”Lets have a quiet 0.000016 of a second to honour half of Europe”
Unrated comment
@@DoenerKritiker *underrated smh
Quiet* x2
I'd like it but it has 666
Don't you mean 160 microseconds
History class: *takes an hour and a half to learn something*
Bill Wurtz: pathetic
This is *_underrated!!.!!!!_*
@@rosepetunia1829 this got 118 million views?
@@henrylistanowsky9976 they meant the comment.
@@candlaze_ still got 330 likes thats more than most comments
yeah in history we spend an hour and a half learning about very specific useless information, but this man gave us a knowledgeable lesson on everything that has ever happened in the universe in under 20. minutes
10:35 feels so out of place, I love it
Man im gonna be so sad when someone makes a part 2 to this video in a 1000 years. And i'm not gonna be around to see it.
World: *exists*
Bill: _You can make a meme out of this_
no dont
no
yes I agree
I’m the creator of this meme
We can make religion out of this.
School: *1 year*
Bill wurtz: *19minutes 26seconds take it or leave it*
Lmfaoo
Lmao
I’ll take it and make a religion out of it
play the video in 0.5 speed to understand
Double the speed
The amount of people here cramming for the AP World Exam... (I'm one of them)
this video is probably on the golden record being carried on the voyager
It’s glitching
@@kimmorris9664they fixed it
@@jayminyoel7911 and when they fixed it, they put a copy of this on board.
“Let’s have world peace!”
“...sike”
That just sums up the entire world
Too true
We could make a reli- No don't
@baimk3ce what?
@baimk3ce sorry i dont speak majapahit
Ye
Honestly, the funniest part for me is how this turns from a science lesson to a history lesson
Science and history go hand in hand
lmao I just realized that
Idk what else it could have been tbh since those two things encompass everything that’s ever been lol
some reason i like this lol 5:49
Also that 9:05
My favorite parts:
(I'm watching this a school. It's my only entertainment.)
3:01 - 3:06
"Hey can we go on land?"
"NO"
"Why?"
"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER"
"Oh ok"
3:43 - 3:45
"Oh fuck everything's dead now"
3:50 - 3:52
"Yeah it broke apart, yeah don't worry about it, it does it all the time"
4:26 - 4:34
"Fuck it time to plant some ✨Grass ✨"
"Look at this, I control the food now"
"Now everyone will want to be friend and live near me"
"Let's all build houses- except mine is bigger because I control the food"
5:11 - 5:18
"Tried of using, LAME, SAD, METAL?"
"Introducing"
"✨BRONZE ✨"
"Made with special ingredient ✨TIN ✨ from the far lands of ✨TIN LAND ✨"
"I don't know, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it."
5:48 -5:55
"New arrivals in India"
"Maybe it's those horse people I was talking about or their cousins or something???"
6:57 - 7:05
"Time to conquer of all ✨INDIA ✨"
"Or-" *Interrupted*
"Or most of ✨INDIA ✨"
I'm leaving this for later
0:48 Creation of the universe
1:30 First star
1:51 Introduction of Earth
2:08 Flooding alert
2:15 Life in the ocean
2:50 Cambrian explosion
3:16 Animals on land
3:52 Dinosaur extinction
4:13 Humans
4:40 Bronze age
4:46 Society
5:40 Spread of chariots
5:52 Arrivals in India
5:56 Hinduism
6:05 Iron Age
6:08 Isrealites arrive in Isreal
6:16 Spread of colonies
6:21 Empires conquering each other
6:28 Buddhism
6:35 China breaks
6:43 Alexander the Great conquers Persian empire
6:51 Macedonian empire breaks
6:57 Chandragupta conquers India
7:16 China puts itself back again
7:39 Roman empire
7:46 Christianity
8:12 China breaks again
8:22 China puts itself back together again
8:24 China breaks again
8:36 Christianity becoms legal
8:40 Constantine moves the capital
8:46 Golden age of India
9:00 Fall of the Roman empire
9:16 China puts itself back together again
9:25 Islam
9:49 Islamic golden age
10:05 French king becomes 'King of Roman empire'
10:18 Greenland and Iceland's names mixed up terribly
10:34 New kingdoms
10:51 Crusades
11:16 Invention of gunpowder
11:18 Mongolian empire
11:22 Fall of the mongolian empire
11:27 Tonga time
11:38 King of Mali shows off
11:42 Christians drive out Muslims
11:50 Black death
11:56 Majpahhitt
12:09 Renaissance period
12:12 Byzantine empire gone
11:27 Christopher Columbus
12:57 Ivan the great
13:08 Protestant reformation
13:20 Ottoman empire
13:24 Ivan the terrible (not Ivan the great)
13:27 Portugal conquers the Indian ocean
13:40 Dutch start colonising
14:04 English - French war
14:14 The US declares independence
14:25 French revolution
14:39 Napoleon
14:46 Latin american independence
14:50 Industrial revolution
15:03 Britain colonises India
15:30 Even more technological advancements
15:37 Abolition of slavery
15:46 Colonisation of Africa
16:04 Spanish - American war
16:24 World war 1
16:30 USSR established
16:39 Israel established
17:03 The great depression
17:04 Hitler born
17:08 Japanese empire
17:18 End of WW2
17:21 Pacific Showdown!
17:32 Independence of India
17:50 Communist China
17:57 Korean war
18:12 Cold war
18:18 First man on the moon
18:24 Decolonisation
18:27 Racism is bad
18:34 Population boom
18:41 USSR falls
18:49 9/11
19:20 THE END
Teacher: If you’re so smart summarize the history of the world
Him: *_INHALES_*
Lol
😂
Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space.
Training Wheelz I bet this guy can summarize the history of space
Wait...
Dr DanDy LMAO
“Whoops, half of Europe just died.”
The casualness is great
We can make a religion out of half of Europe dying.
No don’t
DaGerman yes do that
Perism
Get it? Perish? Die? (cries silently)
Time to lock in for AP world tommrow
fr 💪💪💪
Time for my monthly rewatch
"6:00 you can make a religion out of this"
"6:34 you can make a religion out of this"
"7:52 you can make a religion out of this"
"9:35 you can make a religion out of this”
“14:30 you can make a reli- no don't"
*How bout I do anyway?*
@@joshual.7900 gen z be like
@@lilac_reed I am Gen Z actually
explon plez
@@sandeepchaudhary1239 Basically Robespierre got real spicy with controlling the whole revolution and shit and made a full on religion about himself, called the "Cult of the Supreme Being", everyone was like "Wth no" and cut his head off after shooting him.
'"Let's save the planet!" Said everyone not knowing how.'
Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax.
Dont fry your brain again Denki!
no printer, just *faxs*
The world will be fine, it is people, and the other life on Earth that is screwed, and besides we know how to save it, there are just too many people unconvinced that the world is worth the effort to save.
"Use metal straws" they said
Why denki this isn't the place I would expect to see you....but then again I can see you watching this
the part at 17:41-17:50 used to be so funny to me now it just makes me sad
(it is still funny tbh it's just that recent developments in regards to that specific issue have been so soul-crushing)
war there is nothing new
I suppose now is the time the Russia well has run dry, and now people have found a new war for them to be racist to both sides
I take a pilgrimage to this video every month and i won't stop until i can quote it all
Bill Wurtz: *"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"*
The Internet: "We can make a religion out of this"
*”Not anymore, there’s a blanket”*
That’s how every it gets
I wish I could be as grossly incandescent
ua-cam.com/video/XKshyxrD3CA/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/XKshyxrD3CA/v-deo.html
“Europe hasn’t had a war since the last war”
Well, yes that is how that works
"Well that just sounds like no war but extra steps"
hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
thatsthejoke
Ye-yes, that's how war works
Cause the next war was 'world war'. The title of 'world war' implies there hasn't been a war involving numerous countries before.
this is the greatest video on youtube and i dont think anything comes close. a summary of Literally Everything ever, it has so many memorable quotes and jingles and the editing is just shockingly high effort i cant imagine how this was made, and the small musical touches are Perfect and its funny and engaging for the entire duration
also the context of the video like, this guy made
ap world exam tomorrow it’s time to lock in
Some stars burn out and die
Bigger stars burn out and die with *_PÁSSION_*
Seems like every 14 year old who thinks there stats and when they die they think they will be remembered
And it makes brand new way crazier shit
@Bonnie Bon Gacha u deserve more likes
*_PASSION INTENSIFIES_*
*POW* 🤯
When your world history test is in 20 minutes and you haven’t studied.
littleferrhis Then After u have 34 seconds To Panic and realize none of it taught u what u learn in school because school goes way to in-depth about everything...
how i feel with APWH..
_"Bcz, that the way, I like to live my life... And I feel like everything's gonna be fine."_
I made a 98 page presentation about the history of the world with this video as a base
Got an A :)
'Sike they both get angrier.'
⏩2024
After many times watching this video, I spotted one mistake. At 14:24 it is said that Louis XIV got his head cut off during the french revolution, this is however not true(as I am sure someone already pointed out). Louis XIV, also known as The Sun King, died in 1715 as an absolute monarch. Louis XVI is the king that the video is referring to.
Damn those Roman numerals
The rare crossover of chemistry, physics, geology, paleontology, human history and art. In short a true masterpiece that can't be replaced by anyone.
Don't forget astronomy
And pretty good prediction of the future, with AI (the thing inventor).
4 days ago!?!!?!?!? I thought I was alone here
Theology as well
@@donovantheplayboy599 nope
Teacher: So explain world history
Me: Yes
Just gonna take 20 mins
So, first-
yeah same idk if we need history class i mean this explains everything
This is my all time favourite video online and probably started my interest in history. I come back to it often and I can quote almost the whole thing at this point lmao
Using this as my studying for ap world
Mom: why don’t you go outside?
Me: *the sun is a deadly lazer*
Me when it’s a school morning
Not anymore, there's a blanket.
Chicken *N o , d o n t .*
@@galaxydeathskrill5607 crawls under blanket and refuses to move
@@amielia5625 wait, which part was that from the video?
The amount of times this man said that China is back together and China is broken in the same sentence is absurd
was annoyed at him saying the Qin dynasty was Confucianism though. Literally *the* example of Legalism put in practice
Almost as absurd as the amount of times china got back together and broke again
Why is important the mantion of this family in colossas video about the whole history. 12:54
@@user-iz6if2gp8y That's the Habsburg family. For a few centuries they were extremely important for the balance of power in Europe. At some point various branches of the family owned Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Hungary, and Italy. Also parts of France. The rest of Europe felt threatened by them (for good reason, of course), and this led to various wars.
On this level of detail the Habsburgs didn't have to be included, but it made sense as it's something a lot of people learned a lot about in school.
@@johaquila oh excelent stuff thanks
God I wish you'd kept making these. I understand it'd have been an impossible investment of time and energy - and a huge risk, hard to improve on perfection - but wow, so many years later and this is still miles ahead of anything else in its field.
Dude 7 years ago…I feel old now. I come back every few months to rewatch it.
Parents: Go outside.
Me: *No.*
Parents: Why?
Me: *The sun is a deadly laser.*
FortDozi parents:not anymore theres a blanket
*We could make a religion out of this*
Jens H. Ådnanes It’S a NuGgEt BlAnKeT
N o t
A n Y mO re
T h eR e S
A
BL a N k e t
Yeah sorry everyone have being stuck inside
"The sun is a deadly lazer"
"And the dinosaur are gone"
My brain : And the dinosaurs argon.
Meanwhile,in the Ordovician Period... A star is a deadly laser! And Flat Landing went boom!
@@starguy8809 And the dinosaur's argon
Africa.
@@monodium8832 wtf
Using this to study for my AP World History exam lmao
Hope you do well. I’m gonna either pass or fail with complete confidence cuz it’ll all be over soon.
Man carrying my whole future APWH exam grade w/ this‼️🗣️
"He's mad at jews for existing" gets me every time
17:15
War on Germany wasn't about "saving jews"
Trust me, it's not just because they exist
@@ScienceFoundation
That because of old religion and the success of the jews at the time
S t a r F a l l yea it was about land or something
No!
‘Whoops, half of Europe just died.’
Im from Europe and im offended ;-;
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 who r u talking to
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Nobody ;-;
@@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 I would like to visit Europe one day... seems like a nice place :3
Edit: I mean, I've seen images. and vids. Seems like a beautiful continent.
@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Kewl :3
everything Bill Wurtz said in: the history of the entire world, i guess + some timestamps
0:00 to 0:28 intro
hi
you're on a rock floating in space.
pretty cool, huh?
some of it is water
fu## it
actually most of it is water
I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat
it's sad
im sad
I miss you
how did this happen?
a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere, when?
never.
MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?
like I said it didn't happen.
nothing was never anywhere
that's why it's been everywhere
it's been so everywhere
you don't need a where
you don't even need a when
that's how every it gets.
0:29 to 0:36 pause
forget this.
I wanna be something
go somewhere
do something
I want things to change
I want to invent time and space
and I know it's possible
because everything is here
and it probably already happened
I just don't know when to start.
and that's exactly when it started
0:49 to big bang/creation of the universe, I guess
I paused it
I think there's a universe now
what's it made of?
quarks and stuff
ah! That's a thing in a place, don't like it?
try a new place, at a different time
try to stick together because the world is gonna Become bigger and emptier
but it's not empty yet
it's still very full, and about kjghpillion degrees
about no seconds later...
great news!
the quarks are now happily married
in groups of three
called a proton and a neutron
there's something else flying around and it wants to join in but it's still too
HOT
about 10 minutes later....
big news!
the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other
some of them even doubled up
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The true AP world last-minute study session. 💪
Fr
REAL
literally what im doing lmao
This is the only studying for the test I'm doing (I know the material well)
"hi, you're on a rock, floating in space"
"by the way where the hell are we"
history repeats itself
m.ua-cam.com/video/UjA6TB8aBBg/v-deo.html
@e bot
@@yesno120 bot
@@tufe4613 Eventually he stopped thinking
“I miss you” I mean even more now
“Sike, they only get angrier” is the best description
Say Sike right now
Singu1arity Games Say joe right now
"SIKE" *THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER*
@@gospelidols1114 *OHHHH*
speedm222 but Palestinians are right to be angry, imagine 70% of the population being told by foreign powers that they have to concede 65% of their land to only 30% of the population(which most of them only immigrated in the last few decades before 1948). It makes no sense. Nobody gives a fuck that their ancestors lived their thousands of years ago, it’s like saying America should give North America back to the native Americans.
Someone: How many times have you watched this?
Me: Yes.
Happy Christmas to this video!
I like how 99.9% of the years discussed happened in the first 4 minutes and the other 0.1% were discussed in the latter 80% of the video. Puts into perspective how fast human history is compared to the history of the universe.
oh yeah, this taught me more shit than every history class in my entire life
you mean tiny?
@@ygemkaa I mean a lot of stuff has happened in the last couple thousand years alone.
It's almost like you can see when animals learned how to write...
Not really. We just know more about things that happened recently, so we can talk about it for longer. He spends more than a third of the video on the last 500 years alone. Although we have been racing along when it comes to climate change and mass extinction.
Teacher: So who is ready to write a history test?
Bill:Sharpening 20+ pencils
FRANX lol
Why would you write a test
Omg it killed when 6ou said AN HISTORY OMG 😂😂😂
Write an history test??
An??
Write a test??
Wut
@@nobody1yearand130 does it matter?
Happy 7th Anniversary!
(we can make a religion out of this)
I come back to this video yearly since its release. It's my fav video on UA-cam. Literally the only one I rewatch.
"some stars will burn out and die. some starts burn out and die with PASSION" - origin of supernova, by this genius.
some starts* bigger stars
I'm gonna burn out and die with passion
@@JamesTheAce0 Ok let's see
@@JamesTheAce0 you mean you get popular and die out of exhaustion?
"Genius is making complex ideas simple, not making simple ideas complex" - Albert Einstein
We could make a religion out of this
Lmao
_old and funky german scientist
@@joshual.7900 no, don't.
Precious Fatoye onion hat
Watching this the night before my AP World History Exam, I learned more from this video than I did from my class throughout the entire school year
I accidentally watched this exactly on the 7th year anniversary yet I remember watching this in 2017
History Teacher: I just developed a curriculum that only takes four years to teach a child all about the past! So fast right?!?
Bill: Hold my juice box...
AHAHAHA YEAH LIKE DAMN IT IS 1AM AND I JUST LEARNED ALL ABOUT HISTORY IN 19 MINS
@@Lo_username 19 minutes and 26 seconds
@@Mxchiihxney oh right can't forget that-
One second= 1millions years in dis video.... Or more-
@@Lo_username or less
@@qui-gonjinn6887 :0
Teachers: UA-cam rots your brain
Bill Wurtz: hold my beer
I get your point but my brain still feels kinda fried after watching this
@@zamkowicz it's a lot of info 😂
hold my mercury
hold my history book you mean
Hold my entire life of history
7th anniversary of the video “history of the entire world, i guess” by bill wurtz.
I can't believe that it was 7 years ago today that this beautiful video was posted.
teacher: you can’t learn the history of the entire world in 20 minutes..
me:
he's right you have to do it in 19 minutes 25 seconds
Hello im Donald trump i started world war 3
Joseph joestar altern i know i read the news
The Sage ASSUMPTION OF GENDER?
i like trains
lil dicky: I made the best video about the earth
bill: *hold my deadly lazer*
Lucia you have a great talent at making things boring xDD
@Guardian lol
Who the fuck is lil dicky?
@@thewhistleblower8531 I was thinking the same thing xD
lil dicky is the worst "rapper".
That word "HOT" was SO dramatic i should play the drums ALSO i never heard of the permian extinction
Using this to study for AP World
Portugal: “We need spices no matter what”
Native Americans: “Shoot.”
We can make a reli- *no don’t*
d o n t
What if native Americans made guns and shot every one
S p e c e r i j e n
ua-cam.com/video/HMsmelpoapU/v-deo.html
Earth: *EXISTS*
Bill Wurtz: *INHALES*
Meanwhile...
Fact: Earth is round.
Flat Eartherners: Hold my beer.
Hotel: *TRIVAGO*
444th like if you care
Humans: *FIRST*
@@Cyver01 XD XD XD XD
Studying for AP World and this is making everything make sense 🙏
0:07 “I can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat *SHOWS A PLANE*
“Germany’s back, featuring Hitler; the angry mustache model.”
"And he's mad at the Jews for existing".
"Japan is finally conquering the East. And they're so excited, they rape Nanking way too hard; they should probably just deny it."
*angry germans have entered the chat* jk
No don't
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 but he is actually jaw blooded. So this is why he killed youreselt.
5 years later and this video is still a masterpiece
agree
Agreed
Yeah
Agreed
facts
"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"
- Me, every time the sun gets in my eyes whilst driving.
7 years ago today.