Random PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Bullshittery (part 2)
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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Sources:
3:01, 3:16, 4:56, 7:38, 9:23 - Artwork by /u/TwistieZ on reddit
5:50 - CSI Miami intro theme
6:08 - Nadia Maya as Cyanide's super-hot girlfriend ( / _nadiamaya )
8:12 - Dota 2 TobiWan's BEST Moments! ( • Dota 2 TobiWan's BEST ... )
Also special thanks to Max and Oz for standing in front of the green-screen and pretending to be CSI's. To Daniel Choppen and Hart attack for their 3D bullet renders. To SayuChiiii for the sign-language lessons. And to the mods of /r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS for being awesome.
![SovietWomble Stream - Arma 3 - Antistasi [31.03.2019]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8kEi9MazPBI/mqdefault.jpg)
I'm waiting for the day when nevil pulls off a perfect British accent and says he bought a new mircophone.
YES PLEASE
Kaleb Bruwer and I guess a new keyboard right remember from a csgo bullshittery he can't type either
King Ward one day we will find out that he was playing on his nokia 3310 wich somehow was running linux
King Ward I am not bottom Fargh
Mitch w I saw this and busted out laughing
9:41
“You up for it Bavon?”
Bavon: “Yᒷᓭ, i ∴𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⊣𝙹 !¡ꖎᔑ||ꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ𝙹 ⊣𝙹 !¡ꖎᔑ||ꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ”
“I think that means yes...”
“Once he’s phased into being...”
i ded on that
Is that in minecraft enchanting language
Translated: Yes, I would loveldlove to go play ldoveo go! Playldlove
Edit: @Mat R., Did you have a stroke?
@@geta6863 Same.
@@athonkinguser6700 just took a sentence and elongated it with copy paste for effect
"You up for it Bavon?"
*Creates a physical form in order give a satisfying answer*
DrakolichKingPS3 so.. Bavon then?
DrakolichKingPS3 I thought I had transcended to a realm higher then my own after that
Bavon confirmed as an immortal god?
sounds like an off brand tardis...
The fact that Nevil has kept playing with them all this time astounds me.
Its a massive conspiracy, Nevil speaks perfect english but slurs everything in soviets videos for a bit.
@@LunaS043 Or he's constantly drunk.
@@jefflinton9851
or both
@@jefflinton9851 or he has a lisp
I read somewhere that he got heavy Vietnamese accent.
"AIR DROP"
"FUCK YOU"
-most legible conversation between Nevil and Soviet I've ever heard
"You up for it, Bavon?"
**incomprehensible eldritch speech**
"I think that means yes."
Once hes phased into being
Where cyinade live
@@paperexplain9342 Birmingham
What was that sound? Lol been trying to find it
Vlad
It was a mic glitch or something
Bless Nevil, all you can understand from is fuck you and even then it sounds like "fug yew".
Purmhy N'evil is his name
SOVIES A FWAGGOT
Don't wanna be rude but what actually wrong with him? Like is it a character or does he have a speech impediment or?
I think it's just an accent to be honest
Versal Mit Unterstrich he's vietnamese but believe me his accent is really something else
9:44- Shout out to Bavon for phasing into reality at the exact moment Womble wanted to play PUBG with him, very good timing on his part.
Time means nothing to beings like him.
He phases into being when he is called
Soviet had called upon the ancient one.
I constantly rewatch this part of the video cause it’s my favourite
It's good to have a friend who will tear down the shell between dimensions and breach into your reality when you need a fourth guy on your squad.
The wait was purely because of Soviet's editing for the CSI intro.
worth
It
So the part in it where it shows Cyanide’s “Super-Hot Girlfriend” who is that really? Cause there is no way that is his real girlfriend. It is Cyanide I am talking about here after all.
Im just here to find out who's "cyanides super hot girlfriend"
+War +Joe_Darn64 it's in the description
How to speak like Nevil:
1) Put 5 or 6 large marshmallows in your mouth.
2) Try to imitate the speech in The Sims games.
Lunchbox15 we finally can understand if he does it
MrClickity its N' evi- ahh why do i even care?
ha a mg scene ples
guess what nevil is saying
he can say "Fuck you" just fine though
If you're interested in getting in a group like Soviets, then keep reading: I'm putting together a group of people on pc so that we can play and I can record our gameplay. To join the discord group you must have: CSGO, a decent mic, discord, speak good English not like fucking Nevil, and be easy going so you don't get easily offended. Reply to my comment if you're interested!
"You up for it Bavon?"
*Ethereal screams of the damned*
"I think that means yes"
i laughed so hard at that part i ripped one of my ribs
“Once he phases into being” XD
Is Bavon the in-game name of Chtuhlu?
i'm sorry if i am stupid, but can you explain this to me why people laughed so hard at this scene??
@@treezen522 mic glitch caused him to sound like an extradimensional transcendant
7:30
“I need heyyuhahp!” He sounded so sad and desperate...
"Fuck! He got a shotgun!"
One of the few times he spoke nearly clear English.
@@stephweasenforth7891 when fear takes away your speech impediment for a moment
That's the sound of an angel
Jaja Taroy the best thing is that later he’s laughing when he says “fuck you”
"A i r - D r o p"
"F u c k Y o u"
I fuckin lost it
"Fuck you " is the only word he pronounced properly lol
Irsan I think it is all he can pronounce correctly
"Where's the D and the P?" - SovietWomble 2017
Andrie Julio "where's the d(ick) and p(ussy)
I thought Nevil can speak English
How Cyanide translates for Nevil *SO* dang well is a mystery.
Nevil is Cyanide's alter ego
It's like with Rocket and Groot
Or Anakin and r2-d2
rydertherider True
Yes, we could have gussed that Nevil spoke idiot, but how does Cyanide understand him?
9:18 I love how he immediately stands up and throws a grenade to where she's floating.
its like the scene in peaky blinders.when tommy yells no fighting at everyone and then immediately he pushed a waiter and arthur throw a carrot to him.😆
When Nevil say the "buk buk", I just imagine him holding a dead chicken
I just lose it every time.
Just a gamer vietcong holding a chicken from Wies or something
No wonder this video took so long to come out, that CSI edit was amazing.
TheRealJKR i know right
Nevil is so funny. He can’t speak any language and makes the strangest sounds. I love that he isn’t even called nevil as well.
It's "holy n evil"
@@rachmatzulfiqar they call him nevil tho
@@resaresaresa3800 my dude you may have not realized he was laughing mostly
Altho he wasn't very loud doing it
@@resaresaresa3800 bruh its a video game and he's in ZF lmao
l still not BOTTOM FARGH
I love how CSI: Battlegrounds has Cyanide's super hot girlfriend, but does not have Cyanide on it. Womble, you sneaky bastard. :)
Cyanide is the killer
@@FFKonoko is he murdering pringles?
wait is she actually cyanide's girlfriend?
Nope
@@matthewramirez3374 cyanide is the pringle can
10:10 The only time ZF is in sync is when they are planning to kill one another.
"i wonder why did it take so long for him this time"
*CSI Soundtrack start*
Oooh...
Yeah it got pretty clear after that
Soviet is legit the only UA-camr on the whole platform where i can seriously laugh the shit out of me on each video.
Creative Own Maybe you should keep some unwatched for your next constipation.
You could try watching Fitz, they make similar videos
I make videos as well, which I angrily make to look like soviets.
Creative Own watch fitz and swaggersouks
Would be awesome if he had more than one video per month
10:09 no one going to talk about this absolute perfectly timed piece of comedy
The whole episode is a goldmine!
Same here... That was so "gangsta" like. Especially like the duo from Bad Boys if you've seen those movies
I love how the only thing Nevil can pronounce properly is "Fuck You", presumably thanks to extensive experience saying those words to ZF.
"Bavon you up for it?" *Ancient lovecraftian screaming* "That means yes"
ia Cthulhu! ia dagon! Cthulhu fhtaghn!
@@-k5524 Reading that sentence for me was like trying to converse civilly with Nevil.
@@-k5524 Should i be worried that i did pronounce this sentence in a near perfect manner in my first go?
@@bronzejourney5784 Yes.
@@bronzejourney5784 I did it as well
5:55 yeah, now we know why it took 2 months
worth it though
Aye that... but really though, worth it! :D
The military should hire Nevil to pass on secret messages, even if the enemy heard him they wouldn't be able to decipher the message
Haha neither would we
Electrix even better for interrogations because if he does break they won't understand a word from him
just get cyanide for the translations... he is the only one that appears to understand
Electrix If ZF can't understand what Nevil is saying, how would you expect the military to understand what he's saying?
Electrix the new equivalent of the Enigma code for future wars: the HolyNEvil cypher
7:32 that "I need help" breaks my heart...
get ur heart checked bro, dont u die on me
7:24 My god i cant handle Nevil's "i need help" noises. lost it
snicks3211 The moment where Womble can translate what Nevil said
snicks3211 I need hleEp!
I fucking died 😂😂😂
@@wildankautsar7148 ruEan ReAN!!
Holy N' Evil*
Good afternoon folks.
Apologies, I know it's been a while. Quick timeline:
- *September 8th* - Last bullshittery in the form of Random Golf It Bullshittery.
- *September 8th* to *October 2nd* - Spent 3 weeks dabbling with a side-project in the form of a video-essay I've been wanting to make about DayZ. I've superficially organised the one video into about 10 chapters and have drafts for about 9 of them. But truth be told they're all a bit slap-dash and need a lot of rework. On the next session I'll try to complete part 10 and then sit down and start cutting/polishing until what's there is good enough for presentation. But as always, it's really a question of finding the time.
- *October 2nd* - *November 3rd* - Spent 5 weeks working on this bullshittery, which took about a week and a half longer than expected due to experimenting with new techniques in the form of chroma keying (green-screening). This is just one of many things I'm trying to learn as I continue to better my editing abilities. Not to be used in every video of course. But it's just nice to have in the skillset. Please let me know what you think.
- *November 6th - Next project:* Not quite sure yet. Taking a breather for the weekend. And then I'll have a think.
Hope you're all well by the way.
soviet and his what 15-hour-long-never-done-dayz-essay
take care mate.. take all the time you need and keep doing what you're doing.. big fan btw! :D
“2 days to make a video”
*SovietWomble opened up about his plans in a wholesome way.*
_The Fanbase will remember that_
I love it when stuff in games blows the FLICK up
Neville trying to invent a new language... seems to be going pretty damn well.
Dah Magpie you mean "piggy dan belg"
Dah Magpie
the plan,it's coming along now.
*HE EVEN TYPES IN BROKEN ENGLISH*
4:16 i was dying he trying to say "apartment" as "the buk buk"
Dah Magpie khbv
Ychhgbbbbbbbo
I think I know why Soviet takes so long to make videos, he’s trying to decipher Nevil’s words
those are best where the guy speaks something random :D
Translate, you mean decipher?
that and the csi edit
Nah man, it was the CSI cameo. Dear god, I could hear the hours of work that went into that trickling down a drain as I watched it. But it was still cool.
HAHAHAH LOL
9:43 Bavon using the power of the physical universe to communicate with everyone and phase into being
That bit with bavon "phasing into being" was absolutely hillarious. I'm laughing more each time i watch that bit
mate thet almost killed me no joke.
smae smae! Unexpected and hilarious.
I love "Nevil" , but i ADORE his "I NEED HELP D:" , it was adorable.
I need heaallpp. Fucking dying
Y I love Nevil
You could hear the fear in his voice
N'evil the scottis men
Iván Perata Scottish? Nevil's Vietnamese.
That synchronised “by his what?” Was the funniest thing to me and I have no idea why
Same bro
I like the synchronized pointing guns at Cyanide
"You up for it Bavon?"
*begin intergalactic phasing process*
i half expected TTS-emperor to start talking lol
I love how Nevil can't speak english but he can curse perfectly fine XD
XxShadows GamingxX yeah it's pretty amazing XD
The only words that aren't jumbled up by his accent are profane. It's actually hilarious.
"You up for it Bavon?" *Goes into the space-time continuum *
Bavon has reached true enlightenment.
*Phasing into being*
"You massive over-editor!" Yep and we love him for that, but honestly this CSI scene was witchcraft, simply awesome!
I still want a video about it and about the CS:GO sitcom!
Dont you mean CSI:GO sitcom
I 200% lost my shit at the CSI bit, send help
Thefrog101 same here!
He used the first clip months ago I love the additions
Where did you last see it? I'll help you find it.
Thefrog101 wtf
It was impressive how womble actually DID find the guy who shot at him.
"bavon you up for it?"
*The universe simultaneously speaks to Womble and friends in the physical form of Bavon*
The bloody Mass Effect Reapers are on to us now.
that CSI segment is why this took forever to come out, isn't it?
Nope. He worked a month on a side project before starting the PUBG Bullshittery.
Yee
I think so
"You up for it, Bavon?"
*entering 23rd dimension*
"I think that means yes."
Nevil is a hidden gem honestly that should be fully explored
Ryan Simeon with a rubber glove
We shall dissect this being to explore!! For science!!!
Check the Aero
Ges
Yo do u remember the first video where they met nevil?
Nevil pronounces "Fuck you" better than anything else he says, well done 👏
PittsandMic pretty sure that’s a phrase you’re required to use every five milliseconds in this group
They've taught him the most important things first.
Yes, well done Nevil.
Oh. ZF taught him to speak... that explains it then.
*_Nevil...who died as he lived...INCOMPREHENSIBLE_*
"fwak yuu."
*[laughtrack]*
Wesley Bitencourt Dos Santos ,
7:28 when Nevil screams "I need help" is still the funniest moment in a Soviet video imo.
One of his most understandable sentences
Nevil can only speak PERFECT English when he is in danger
"something something" The Aero!
...The aero??
".. the buk buk"
God i'm in tears
"Yeah the Mint one."
"The buk buk" the its that I wonder
Could not stop laughing XD
Why is he actually talking like that? Is it some ridiculous accent or something?
Shino Obata he's either Vietnamese or Indonesian or something and speaks VERY broken english
"YOU MASSIVE OVER-EDITOR". No, he's not! It only took 2 weeks...
try 2 months xD. But if you look at the editing it's understandable.
Dill Baggins Yea!
"2 weeks"
God i hope he doesn't start thinking that his videos lack editing or we will be stuck waiting for a decade
I mean he did say he spends most of his time jackin
Womble only made the CSI bit to cover up the fact he had the drop on the guy is still didn’t manage to get the kill.
Womble, you’ve been playing these games and making these videos for _years,_ yet somehow you _still_ don’t understand how grenades work.
Daddy Donald your comments pop up in a lot of unrelated UA-cam videos I watch...
It's in soviet blood mate
Or aim
watch CSGO series my friend, he still not learn how to use nades yet
“Did you spot it?”
dead
Nevil screaming is the best
where is nevil from?
vowles23 Vietnam I think.
Is that what it is? Thank god, I thought he was singing.
weird minds wow really? Never heard a vietnamese with such a bad accent
Wait, is that the guy named "holynevil" he thought was "holy Nevil"?
"I think Gambit knows that song, judging by his snigger."
"...BY HIS WHAT?"
PossumTally
I assumed this was meant to be snicker.
Sir Tomcat McMeow
Ah, I see! Thank you for clarifying. :)
You're welcome. :D
Tobiwan is just a weird fellow.
he meant a black singer
I love how fast you and Nevil, or Edberg, not fully sure, aimed at cyanide's head in the boat, and Nevil's pure silence makes it better
I cried with laughter at the way Nevil said “I need HEEEEEEELP”
it was funny and sad
His name isn't even Nevil xD
Medley Chaos they Call him nevil. So stfu. Listen to the vid u moron
Glenn Glidecreme wow, salty much? all i did was point out a fact that made the situation even funnier imo. there's no need to fly off the handle like that and insult people.
U didnt make in funnier :P U sounded like u insulted him. Sorry then :3
Respect the editing and work that went into this!!,
HarmlessXs yeah we all can respect the editing that when into this video but it shouldn't take a month to do it
David Caruso would be proud.
you do have to realize that he has a normal job too
I love how they said his name was "HolyNEvil" and made a big deal out of it and hes just accepted the name Nevil xD
that's how they say hello to him, to which he is always greeting them back with a welcoming "fuck you"
They wouldn't understand him anyway if he refused, so he probably just gave up entirely.
DeD MajoR ...Yeah you know...Denial, bargaining, acceptance and all that shit.
2:26
Soviet: so how you guys been this week?
Player: *didn't answer Soviet's question
*[?] Soviet womble will remember that.*
Soviet: good talk, lets do it again sometimes...
*[?] **_Your relationship with Soviet womble has changed._*
The walking dead
Soviet, every hour you use for editing is worth it!
But every hour of waiting makes me wanna die
Nevils english is getting...
better?
Emmett Rasmussen we are just adjusting to his language and are better understanding it lmao
Nah, we're just getting used to it
i'm not seeing it. The only words he can say properly that i understand is 'fuck you'
Nah, we're just starting to understand him... Soon everyone will be speaking like him ;___:
well seeing as zf managed to communicate with him to play pubg with him i guess there is some progress
Cant wait for the next video in 2019!
ica sztikus I'm guessing he actually meant 2020
If you want an educated guess, I suggest looking at the 3018 calendar.
Probably the only channel worth having notifications turned on for! Looking forward to the next video next year!
He takes so damn long for one video that's around 10-15 minutes
Emmett Rasmussen why so many Likes on all comments?😂
"You up for it Bavon?"
*proceeds to reach [Over Heaven]*
"I think that means yes"
“...there was a little mistake there”
*”Did you spot it?”*
He _still_ doesn't know nades
Ayyyy that's a reference to a British comedy, called "bottom". I recommend
I spot u cutie ;)
@@lehumblepie ugggggggghhhh dont do that ever again
The mistake was that you were playing PUBG.
Holy shit this one was golden! And by god Nevil is hilarious to listen too, but that moment at 9:42 had me laughing for the rest of the video! - I do in fact very much right now need another video..
DatDudeAlek it’s so absurd and out of nowhere I’ve rewatched it like 20 times
I lost it when Nevil said 'the buk-buk'
I wonder if Nevil has a Job and if he does what is it
silverSTONE 98 he's a Dota announcer. The best there ever was/is XD
I flipping love Bavon... also his voice is glorious.
9:44
Bavon has logged in
(and phased in existence)
Ryan Sanders Bavon has logged to "Life"
The way Nevil yells “I need help” cracks me up every single time
"Air drop."
"Aero."
"AIR! DROP!"
"FUCK! YOU!"
Nevil is a treasure.
Goblin Rat indeed
9:18 I love how they threw back a grenade as they threw someone off board the boat 😂😂
Francesco Ishak Mekhail lol
Zf leaves no deserters 😂
2:49 Any handheld grenade or explosive is always a danger if it's in Soviets hands.
Purmhy we've acknowledged this ever since he started the CSGO Bullshitteries 😂😂
And Cyanide's
In the immortal words of Murphy's Military Laws, "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend"
handheld grenades and explosives are dangerous no matter who holds it
But only to members of ZF. Everyone else is fine.
2:50 There was a little mistake there...
D I D Y O U S P O T I T ?
Funny how I decided ~1 hour ago to turn on notifications for SW (which I never do), and then this video pops up..
THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE GODS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!
TURN ON YOUR NOTIFICATIONS MORE OFTEN!!!
Start clicking the little bell icon like 4 times a day.
I've been watching his old videos again, which i do rarely, and today here it is... A new masterpiece
HolyNevil: Are you reidy? 7:20
- He got shocghun
-phuk
-Run
-RUN
-RHAN
Soviet: Good luck Nevil I bieleve in you.
-I NEID HALP XD
Josh Gomez yes his screams of desperation is.......... exquisite.
I love how you guys still call him Nevil.
jealousnewguy123 Roblox It's just become a thing at this point.
HolyN'Evil
"You up for it, Bavon?"
*- Minecraft Enchanting Table Language -*
"I think that means yes"
Has Nevil just accepted his new name at this point?
Talonraker422 wait Nevil isn’t his name?
It was HolyNEvil but soviet pronounced it as Nevil.
Talonraker422 yeah
Amanda Cicila Its actually HolyN'Evil but soviet miss said it in a arma episode as Nevil and now the entire ZF just says Nevil
Isaac Peep mispronounced*
I'm not sure Bavon phasing into being will ever not be funny.
I especially love the rather casual reaction to it.
*_WO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O..._*
...I think that means yes.
9:43 "once he's phased into being" had me dead
catman11234 That's Digby right? I can't find PUBG streams from him haha.
Now all you gotta do is phase into being again.
I love digby, man. Aside From womble and cy, he's my favourite member of ZF, tied with Quebec
The Bavon scene always just, absolutely kills me. Perfect timing with just the right amount of editing and great retorts...
When Nevil screamed
"I NEED HELP" i died
That's one of the purest things he said. ♥
And one of the things i could actually understand.
We are gathered here today
That.... was the clearest I've EVER heard Holy'N'Evil when he was freaking out about the shotgun. Holy fuck, he can actually talk when he's panicked
At this point Womble needs to give him more screen time. Just push Cyanide to the back of the bus.
Cyanide lives in the short bus and now you want to put him in the back? Dear god man.
I laughed way too hard when he panic talked it was hilarious
HDSugr
Ah, I guess it's a bit much. The roof of the bus would be more suitable anyway.
CLIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Clive, the comeback: From a simply friendly rock to a C.S.I. detective! Nice done, Clive!
4:55 such an adorable wholesome moment of Soviet spoiling his cutiepatootie
I love how you both go “by his what” at the same exact time
He triangulated that guy's actions very nicely 👍
*move... move thing
And then he cut out the part where he still got shot in the face anyways.
MR. UNICUM although he did slightly over edit like do you really need to put so much fucking creativity and effort in to a video and for it to only appear in one section of the video and then the rest slight editing
WTF TOOK SO LONG GOD DAMMIT IVE HAD NOTHINNG TO WATCH
The Glitch well he does lots of recording then puts it in a massive video which makes the bullshitery a more entertaining video you can tell he records more for the video because in one of the clips he says it's only October when it's November today so that's the reason why
8:19 *O M G H E ' S P U L L E D A D O O B L Y D O O*
Running down the hallway, doobly doo, running through the door, doubly doo, I got a key card it's the wrong one, oh boyyy
8:01 says fuck off facebook
*gets facebook advertise*like a boos
Suviet Onion im fucking ded XD
I approve of your profile pic
"Once he's phased into being". This part made me cry.
That CSI Battlegrounds editing was brilliant 🤣🤣
9:44
This man meditated too much
Cryaotic Append he is The New Buddha
*He has ascended...*
The buk-buk
😂😂😂
I absolutely lost my shit when I read that
*A E R O*
buk buk LMAO
What's the buk-buk?
@@InnocentC0 apartment
5:29 is some good detective skill there agent womble.👌
7:28 nevil screams I need help!! 🤣🤣😂😂
+Agent Tex756 I nee hall
Ay niid haail
Agent Tex756 ANEEEELLLL
he sound like a dying goat
8:16
OH MY GOD HES PULLED A DOOBLY DOO
We are here today to mourn SovietWomble's Broken shotgun aim
He's so used to his shotgun blasting right through buildings.
dem doomsday rounds xD
can we take a moment to appreciate that he made a full blown CSI: battlegrounds intro
9:43 Shout out to Bavon for becoming Human.
TheDarkGuardian Bavon-Become Human
I can just see like two normal guys talking asking a third and he just phases into being
"YOU MASSIVE OVER EDITOR". Fucking Christ if this is what took this video so long I don't even give a fuck, that CSI bit was amazing.
10/10 triangulation
5/7 i would say
Original Gamer Pure that was some C.S.I shit right there. I can feel all those maths in Soviet's head xD
ok someone tell me what does the hand sign said in 8:28?
Original Gamer Pure did Cyanide really perform national service??
2/10 Not enough triangulation
"Once he's phased into being" dude I almost spit my coffee all over the couch