Random PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Bullshittery (part 1)

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  • @omargosh11
    @omargosh11 7 років тому +3350

    "I'm being haunted by all the shots I've missed." classic.

    • @Chaos_Vulpix
      @Chaos_Vulpix 7 років тому +87

      Link V Every Widowmaker main ever

    • @lawlis5265
      @lawlis5265 7 років тому +5

      It sure chews alot of metal.

    • @t_tkuro
      @t_tkuro 7 років тому +3

      The real ghost was... Hmm, let's say "himself"...! XD

    • @tino8930
      @tino8930 7 років тому +1

      Does Bullshittery mean ??

    • @Zhrink
      @Zhrink 7 років тому +1

      I hate sniping in overwatch. I am playing fps for over 10 years now but overwatch made me doubt everything about my eyes hands coordination and i dont know why.

  • @murkrowyeet8484
    @murkrowyeet8484 7 років тому +4483

    I love when he tracks every bullet with *pew* even when it's completely chaotic crossfire

    • @aciid5081
      @aciid5081 7 років тому +343

      Leon H you can see that he puts 100% effort when editing

    • @batboytnttnt6938
      @batboytnttnt6938 7 років тому +1

      Leon

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 6 років тому +219

      That's why videos take 2 months. That and the constant wanking

    • @aezrithferova6928
      @aezrithferova6928 6 років тому +16

      Ayy man. Same reason for me. My essays take so long because I always need to do some research for me projects. Projects? I mean object, Im sorry.

    • @aaronquak2139
      @aaronquak2139 6 років тому +61

      Apparently Soviet does the editing FRAME BY FRAME FOR EVERY SINGLE FRAME.

  • @walterraschenbach4068
    @walterraschenbach4068 7 років тому +10246

    I absolutely assumed Cyanide was lying.

    • @kaspap4331
      @kaspap4331 7 років тому +763

      Ryan Hunter He was. Womble didn't fall far enough to take damage.

    • @Gaelau
      @Gaelau 7 років тому +225

      Jack McMeme they were playing an older version of the game

    • @shadyyy8817
      @shadyyy8817 7 років тому +390

      Alara No, he simply didn't fall far enough to take damage, been playing since release and fall damage was a thing then.

    • @JackFlicks
      @JackFlicks 7 років тому +11

      Shadow He means that they wouldn't have even known that at the time

    • @Mars-ge7oj
      @Mars-ge7oj 7 років тому +80

      Shadow no, it wasn't implemented yet
      this was from a closed beta

  • @CJxSea
    @CJxSea 5 років тому +5919

    Well done Soviet, you've just now passed Frankie in terms of subscribers. You've now earned yourself a ride with the worst taxi service in history.

    • @baron2062
      @baron2062 5 років тому +203

      congratulations, he has surpassed a UA-cam channel that has been afk for 2 years

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 4 роки тому +78

      @@baron2062 a youtube channel that also cheated, but still somehow got away with it.

    • @annmarie6198
      @annmarie6198 4 роки тому +8

      @@DaDARKPass sorry what?

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 4 роки тому +104

      @@annmarie6198 Oh yeah, frankie cheated in csgo by bhopping. He then claimed he did it because his mouse, but then another youtuber(3kliksphilip)proved that wrong by using the same mouse frankie does.

    • @ultralinguistics3083
      @ultralinguistics3083 4 роки тому +5

      @@DaDARKPass Damn. When was this if you dont mind my asking?

  • @brandoneagle166
    @brandoneagle166 6 років тому +5692

    7:11 I often forget that Cyanide's name actually isn't Cyanide.

    • @benjaminjones8782
      @benjaminjones8782 5 років тому +393

      I actually know some people called cy so I thought that was his name

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому +247

      no its cyanide and happiness

    • @The_Cookie_Crumbles
      @The_Cookie_Crumbles 5 років тому +216

      Aamir

    • @nikkitrucking
      @nikkitrucking 5 років тому +109

      They're friends for the last 3 years? And I just found this channel on 2019.

    • @Retr-xk7xm
      @Retr-xk7xm 5 років тому +16

      Benjamin Jones or it could those people’s names were Cyrus

  • @lowfatmilk1243
    @lowfatmilk1243 5 років тому +2135

    I do wonder how many times Soviet has written the word “pew” in his history of making bullshiteries

    • @obama9076
      @obama9076 4 роки тому +40

      Atticus G I got you chief I’ll go through and count

    • @fernandezallenjayl.1577
      @fernandezallenjayl.1577 4 роки тому +6

      @@obama9076 so how many?

    • @mauv4054
      @mauv4054 4 роки тому +35

      @@fernandezallenjayl.1577 still counting..

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave 4 роки тому +54

      Over 150. And that’s not even going through the random solo vids. I’d guess around 250 to 300.

    • @varunchaturvedi2581
      @varunchaturvedi2581 4 роки тому +40

      I love the implication that @Tahwyn is still counting.

  • @mdzwan3511
    @mdzwan3511 7 років тому +1431

    When Ezio blended in with the wrong crowd

    • @capitanleon9570
      @capitanleon9570 7 років тому

      Plasmite Y

    • @volt1497
      @volt1497 7 років тому +70

      Pretty much Assassin’s Creed in a nutshell.
      Hide in a crowd, being the odd one out with lots of weapons and no one notices.

    • @ahmadirsyadadli
      @ahmadirsyadadli 6 років тому

      Fuck lmao

    • @subutaynoyan5372
      @subutaynoyan5372 Місяць тому +2

      Ezio is definetly the man who would be completely fine surrounding himself with two dozens of Lara Crofts. He would go "Salve" and be cordial

  • @ackbarreserve
    @ackbarreserve 5 років тому +826

    3:20 the answer to that was "Yes" btw. The "thing in the weekend" were some chips Cyanide dropped during a Rocket League loading screen. As documented YEARS LATER in the Rocket League Bullshitery episode that came out in November 2019.

  • @timookTV
    @timookTV 7 років тому +4186

    Cyanide's german is actually pretty impressive. Considering he is, you know, Cyanide

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 7 років тому +148

      And a compulsive untruth-speaker.

    • @tarmok3756
      @tarmok3756 7 років тому +12

      I would call it just simple^^ that works for me

    • @kieranwilliams829
      @kieranwilliams829 7 років тому +39

      Ich liebe hähnchenflügel - I love Chicken Wings. Literal translation as my German is worse than Cyanide's plans.

    • @timonfeld8079
      @timonfeld8079 7 років тому +17

      its really over the top i can tell you that as a german, but its funny af

    • @memorialcleaning
      @memorialcleaning 7 років тому +1

      You mean auschwitz?

  • @LumiRockets
    @LumiRockets 6 років тому +4417

    Cyanide and Soviet’s vitriolic friendship is the biggest draw of these Bullshittery videos.

  • @meisterkatze6390
    @meisterkatze6390 5 років тому +1327

    "Hello how can I help you?"
    "Ja, ich möchte ein paar Chickenwings käuflich erwerben, bitte!"
    "I'm sorry sir, this is taco bell..."

    • @captaincrash9002
      @captaincrash9002 5 років тому +14

      That is disgusting

    • @Erratos
      @Erratos 5 років тому +7

      @@captaincrash9002 what is disgusting about that comment?

    • @captaincrash9002
      @captaincrash9002 5 років тому +40

      @@Erratos the German phrasing. That's not something anyone would ever say

    • @the4given196
      @the4given196 5 років тому +16

      @@Erratos as a german you would say:"Ich hätte gerne Hähnchenflügel"with eventually a "bitte" at the end

    • @theincrediblefox
      @theincrediblefox 5 років тому +37

      @@the4given196 Du hast nich wirklich eventuell mit eventually übersetzt, oder? Nich dein Ernst... xD

  • @horsthacker6355
    @horsthacker6355 4 роки тому +453

    "I'm haunted by all the shots i have missed." Glorious womble.

  • @ShadicGD
    @ShadicGD 7 років тому +2785

    Quality > Quantity

    • @jeremybree173
      @jeremybree173 7 років тому +39

      Shadic go to the streams, they are awesome too. these moments come from those.

    • @robinsteenbergen7231
      @robinsteenbergen7231 7 років тому +1

      Jayus of course where else

    • @Metalton95
      @Metalton95 7 років тому +11

      Don't you remember the ARMA bullshittery episode, where Cyanide and the others advertise for everything they can come up with? (episode 7). Soviet was streaming, and left his PC for a while, so they trolled him while the stream went on.

    • @jayus6134
      @jayus6134 7 років тому +1

      jeremy bree how often does he stream?

    • @MrButterFilmz
      @MrButterFilmz 7 років тому +2

      Jayus I see him stream quite often. Like a few times a week if I'm not mistaken

  • @MissE_Art
    @MissE_Art 5 років тому +2578

    “Are you making this a race thing?!”
    *_RACIST BELL RINGING_*

  • @OliverSaintYT
    @OliverSaintYT 7 років тому +5021

    >Cyanide telling the truth about Fall Damage
    Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

    • @reidlarsen7891
      @reidlarsen7891 7 років тому +89

      there is fall damage in that game

    • @joaobatistaperinjunior953
      @joaobatistaperinjunior953 7 років тому +127

      Womble is gonna learn the hard truth sometime, and i guarantee he will flashback this.

    • @Aldowyn
      @Aldowyn 7 років тому +211

      yeah I think he just didn't fall far enough
      Which is just going to make it funnier when he jumps off a lighthouse and dies at some point

    • @MerrStudio
      @MerrStudio 7 років тому +38

      So.. well, Cyanide still lied. World is still doing okay. :D (he said they have not implemented it yet, when they did)

    • @bigguy978978
      @bigguy978978 7 років тому +48

      Sark You need to fall more than 2 stories to take fall damage

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +3009

    Well, now you have more subscribers than Frankie. You can catch the ride next time. 😊

    • @mariamachida7571
      @mariamachida7571 3 роки тому +60

      A famous person on another famous person's video? Is this a crossover episode?

    • @fiercestpond4722
      @fiercestpond4722 3 роки тому +69

      You are the last person I expected to like sovietwomble

    • @dizsamonolith6220
      @dizsamonolith6220 3 роки тому +20

      OT watches these?? Thats kinda suprising

    • @dhroovbhatnagar1486
      @dhroovbhatnagar1486 3 роки тому +7

      @@mariamachida7571 Bojack reference xD

    • @mariamachida7571
      @mariamachida7571 3 роки тому +5

      @@dhroovbhatnagar1486 always

  • @mr.mistermister9841
    @mr.mistermister9841 7 років тому +1757

    Really impressive editing skills at 1:23 and, of course, also great editing in the rest of the video

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 років тому +418

      Oh man. That part took an entire day to complete. But it turned out well in the end I think. What's going on there is: the text PSYCH is one layer as it approaches the fence, which is simply enough. But then I turn it into three layers that are parented to three invisible rectangles called Null Objects, that are floating roughly where the fence is as the camera moves. That way when I make the text fall through the air, they stay roughly where the impact was as I turn my characters head. Then when each letter hits the floor they turn into a new layer which then switches its parent from the fence, to tracking the colour of that part of the floor. Before moving off screen. It was fiddly, but I reckon it was worth it :)

    • @mr.mistermister9841
      @mr.mistermister9841 7 років тому +66

      It was definetly worth it and i appreciate your hard work :)

    • @K-o-R
      @K-o-R 7 років тому +19

      I loved 0:31.
      There's a few "lets" that should be "let's", 5:20 x 2 for example. Otherwise, an excellent video.

    • @antonxuiz
      @antonxuiz 7 років тому +16

      I've never seen a thing like this before. I love the editing in every video you make. Keep doing it pls, is wonderful ;D

    • @oliverhoare6779
      @oliverhoare6779 7 років тому +9

      Pschh. That would take me like 20m, no problem.
      Psych

  • @anthony.esper21
    @anthony.esper21 7 років тому +2270

    Who expected Soviet to actually take damage on the jump?

    • @ollienix3285
      @ollienix3285 6 років тому +48

      Anthony Esper I did

    • @Fanthomas1742
      @Fanthomas1742 6 років тому +5

      That would have been brilliant haha

    • @kamo652
      @kamo652 6 років тому +60

      Technically he wasnt high enough to take fall damage

    • @NotTarget
      @NotTarget 6 років тому +20

      He did later when he ran off a cliff going for a drop. He nearly died but didn't notice. He got shot immediately afterwards.

    • @Cygnus0lor
      @Cygnus0lor 6 років тому +1

      Anthony Esper your mom

  • @philipcurd3010
    @philipcurd3010 7 років тому +2161

    It's remarkable how well edited Womble's videos are! I really wish he got more views for all the great work he does!

    • @laggingjaeger1148
      @laggingjaeger1148 7 років тому +43

      He would get more if he posted more often...

    • @NexTDesigns
      @NexTDesigns 7 років тому +125

      Cristian Curca Quality > Quantity

    • @kitkat9322
      @kitkat9322 7 років тому +35

      The editing of the captions at 1:21 was genius.

    • @dominiks.5614
      @dominiks.5614 7 років тому +19

      Ryan Cave No, he doesn't get any money from UA-cam (because the video would be full of ads). He gets it from Twitch and Patreon.

    • @JessehPlaysGames
      @JessehPlaysGames 7 років тому +4

      he is more a streamer then a youtuber

  • @stormdoesgaming8919
    @stormdoesgaming8919 5 років тому +363

    4:03 as someone who has scoliosis, I can confirm that's how we walk.

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 роки тому +8

      Eh IDK my little sister runs faster than me and she has scoliosis which is really confusing..........

    • @LilyTheMuggle
      @LilyTheMuggle 4 роки тому +3

      I can also confirm this.

    • @smithferguson8516
      @smithferguson8516 3 роки тому +2

      Hope you well soon mate

  • @tristan4668
    @tristan4668 6 років тому +4010

    Frankie had 3.5 million subs when Soviet had 1.7 million subs
    That was just over a year ago
    Frankie still has the same amount and Soviet has almost 3.1 million

    • @antbitioustv
      @antbitioustv 6 років тому +276

      Frankie stopped uploading duh

    • @brontidehorse9733
      @brontidehorse9733 6 років тому +134

      Frankie stopped uploading a long time ago

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 6 років тому +23

      Why though

    • @Exshooter101
      @Exshooter101 6 років тому +68

      Lol if you search FrankieOnPC the second result is womble's blackwake video

    • @swiggah
      @swiggah 5 років тому

      Now it’s 3.2

  • @elle3562
    @elle3562 7 років тому +1901

    "Nobody Enjoys Soviet Womble" "Stop it that is *not* becoming a thing"
    jokes on you, even NerdCubed's using it.

    • @AnonyMo0ose
      @AnonyMo0ose 7 років тому +2

      Cheekki Brikki i like you

    • @shadowguidr7042
      @shadowguidr7042 7 років тому +30

      Is he? I stopped watching him a year ago. Was my favorite UA-camr for 4 years.

    • @milliedockerill
      @milliedockerill 7 років тому +2

      ShadowGuidR ah, same here!

    • @games4uall
      @games4uall 7 років тому +17

      Cheekki Brikki you watch nerdcubed, i see that you are a man of culture

    • @Pars-ley_tf
      @Pars-ley_tf 7 років тому +4

      Good choice :)

  • @krishacz
    @krishacz 7 років тому +4784

    "That is not becoming a thing"
    -Womble, 2017
    "Nobody Enjoys Soviet Womble"
    -Nerdcubed, 2017

    • @june_could
      @june_could 7 років тому +15

      YESSSSS

    • @MON3YM4N
      @MON3YM4N 7 років тому +67

      Krisha Actually I went to this video because of NerdCubed

    • @jakubblaha4904
      @jakubblaha4904 7 років тому +3

      link? :D

    • @MON3YM4N
      @MON3YM4N 7 років тому +3

      Jakub Bláha nerdcubed 3 free games video

    • @connormcleod998
      @connormcleod998 7 років тому +1

      MON3Y M4N which one?

  • @MrSamsonite23
    @MrSamsonite23 5 років тому +192

    omg, that whole back and forth about the fall damage just got me. Y'all might as well be siblings.

  • @ali3nmetaphor66
    @ali3nmetaphor66 7 років тому +1288

    "I'm being hunted by all the shots I've missed " Dead*

  • @NieColall
    @NieColall 7 років тому +279

    3:17 Animated texts like these are why you make the best gaming videos.

    • @SwedishMindwacker
      @SwedishMindwacker 7 років тому +26

      And 1:22

    • @liasprings6502
      @liasprings6502 7 років тому +3

      TS1de Official Considering that he does it Frame-by-Frame with a minimum of 60 FPS it's quite impressive

    • @braedenstumm4375
      @braedenstumm4375 7 років тому +3

      TS1de Official exactly. Womble puts a lot of time into his videos. That's why they are the best

    • @ResontCoerdringerMax
      @ResontCoerdringerMax 7 років тому +4

      As far as I'm concerned, he does not do it frame by frame. He explained it some time ago, under somebody's video, but recently I couldn't find it so i guess he deleted it. Anyway, he said that he uses motion track in Adobe After Effect, and then I think he attaches a text to the marked point, so it follows given target. However, if you speak about the... Okay, well now I realised that text when Cyanide dropped his food, were actually animated frame by frame... Well, nevermind...

    • @akasha3561
      @akasha3561 7 років тому

      NieCola look at 0:32 as well

  • @KanjiiTTV
    @KanjiiTTV 6 років тому +2975

    _Aamir... Your language!_

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 6 років тому +146

      BlazeBrian 4532 guess we know Cyanide’s name now

    • @NorwayVFX
      @NorwayVFX 6 років тому +165

      It's been known for a while, I think his GF yells his name in the background in one of the old DayZ videos actually.

    • @NorwayVFX
      @NorwayVFX 6 років тому +79

      At 5:27 in DayZ part 3 to be exact

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 6 років тому +2

      420 like!

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 6 років тому +2

      How do you do italics

  • @matthewsendiong875
    @matthewsendiong875 4 роки тому +127

    9:42 *Imagine being all serious and near raging mode then you use your scope on a bridge just to see 3 guys jumping on a car for no damn reason

  • @TheDaxter11
    @TheDaxter11 7 років тому +1320

    sovietwomble: the only youtuber ive pressed the bell icon for

    • @RabbyBabu
      @RabbyBabu 7 років тому +18

      Yo same here. Actually its him and Ahoy .......
      Hmm , two British UA-camrs ... O.o

    • @ChronologicalFern
      @ChronologicalFern 7 років тому

      Fucking same.

    • @enesyurtsever2718
      @enesyurtsever2718 7 років тому

      same, since he upload once a month it's not bothering me

    • @1AxK9
      @1AxK9 7 років тому

      TheDaxter11 me too

    • @miguelangelcabezasalonso1752
      @miguelangelcabezasalonso1752 7 років тому +10

      Same here, but i think is broken, it only notifies me a video once a month... ~_~

  • @My_Failed_Career
    @My_Failed_Career 6 років тому +277

    So my video glitches out and it said
    “So I was banging my ex”
    And then cut ahead a minute or two and then proceeded to have Womble shout
    “RAMMING SPEED”

    • @Retr-xk7xm
      @Retr-xk7xm 5 років тому +5

      TheDarkRaven 53 I’m pretty his ex heard that while in bed and was like I’m so done with this

    • @briansantos5806
      @briansantos5806 5 років тому +1

      Ah yes, the power of King Crimson

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 5 років тому

      @@briansantos5806 KINGU CRIMSON NO NORYOUKO

  • @TheApplesnacks
    @TheApplesnacks 7 років тому +2634

    Fall damage is 100% in the game. It just happened that Soviet didn't fall long enough to take any lol.

    • @headcrab4
      @headcrab4 7 років тому +829

      But you see, that's Cyanide's genius! Now that Womble has a false sense of security, he will leap off of an extremely high building and die horribly!

    • @Prophesy
      @Prophesy 7 років тому +193

      That was the beta.

    • @neovo903
      @neovo903 7 років тому +55

      shhhhh, don't say anything ;)

    • @blitz7012
      @blitz7012 7 років тому +263

      They were playing an older version of the game, when fall dmg actually wasnt implemented yet

    • @guisasse
      @guisasse 7 років тому +30

      Ok... Fall damage is like, 10% in the game... If you jump from a 4 store building you take around 15% hp, at most.

  • @sanstheskeleton485
    @sanstheskeleton485 5 років тому +511

    *Is everybody Lara croft here oh wait... There's Ezio*

    • @cz1822
      @cz1822 5 років тому +33

      The one Chemo Croft in the middle there

    • @Kwasmo
      @Kwasmo 4 роки тому

      Where is ezio??

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому

      Ezio Croft

  • @Just_som_Ottur
    @Just_som_Ottur 7 років тому +989

    3:00 translation:
    "With your recent browser history I don't think I'm your type of girl."

    • @eaterofthings
      @eaterofthings 7 років тому +157

      Oh, so Siri WAS speaking in another language. That explains why I listened to it like 30 times and couldn't figure it out...

    • @jaz0424
      @jaz0424 7 років тому +7

      Travis Storm what language was it?

    • @dXXPacmanXXb
      @dXXPacmanXXb 7 років тому +32

      Since when is Siri so advanced?

    • @LordAmerican
      @LordAmerican 7 років тому +16

      It sounds like maybe German since Cyanide was doing German earlier.

    • @hunter120hello
      @hunter120hello 7 років тому +70

      You know you're into some fucked up shit when even a robot that doesn't even have body parts is like "Oh hell no" xD

  • @tntguardian6455
    @tntguardian6455 6 років тому +558

    8:59 I wonder if Cyanide's heard of the story: The boy who cried wolf?

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz 5 років тому +23

      A slightly modified version of it is very popular is India. So I definitely think yes.

    • @tejaswipradhan558
      @tejaswipradhan558 5 років тому +4

      @@VivekYadav-ds8oz was Cy born in India though? The way pronounces some words makes me think otherwise. Like punjab(in a gtav video). Or it might just be him doing an accent

    • @kejserrige
      @kejserrige 5 років тому +11

      @@tejaswipradhan558 hes got a sort of British accent, so hes probably from the UK.
      Indian immigrants tend to have *that* accent lol

    • @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323
      @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323 5 років тому +12

      @@kejserrige He lives (or lived) in Singapore, maybe he got his British accent from hearing his friends

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 5 років тому +1

      He probably was born at Britain and then moved to Singapore, Idk why but I see a lot of Indian people that actually born at Britain

  • @Sotyka94
    @Sotyka94 7 років тому +436

    "Nobody Enjoys Soviet Womble" Finally, i can remember it!

    • @MICKYD2296
      @MICKYD2296 7 років тому +3

      This is gunna be a thing!

    • @darthkote1744
      @darthkote1744 6 років тому

      Sotyka94 I remember Never Eat Soggy Waffles.

    • @sued_
      @sued_ 6 років тому

      Sotyka még emlékszem a tekkit sorozatra IceBlueBirddel

  • @TKVirusman
    @TKVirusman 3 роки тому +21

    I know this video is three years old but as someone who still watches all of them repeatedly I would like to make a massive shout-out to Soviets insane editing. He really is a UA-cam phenomenon ;) and doesn't get the credit he deserves behind the scenes

  • @sliceofbread3829
    @sliceofbread3829 7 років тому +278

    video starts...
    this weird stuff happening again
    _perfect_ video will be enjoyable

  • @lassehansen9987
    @lassehansen9987 7 років тому +352

    i know how much you went though to get the letters to fall with the fence, and i just want to say: i appreciate it!

  • @roycho4657
    @roycho4657 6 років тому +154

    This got me:
    “I’m Coming To Brighton And I’m Going To Skin You Alive”

  • @top5bruhmoments32
    @top5bruhmoments32 3 роки тому +50

    Been a long time since this video has been released, but I have unironically been using Nobody Enjoys Soviet Womble to figure out figure out directions using a compass.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 роки тому +3

      I just remember the east is always with the right arm.

  • @Ares-5933
    @Ares-5933 7 років тому +886

    Soviet uploaded? Today is going to be a great day

    • @honeybarbique2991
      @honeybarbique2991 7 років тому +2

      Ares5933 I know I was like soviet uploaded wait am I seeing this right

    • @aocgames455
      @aocgames455 7 років тому +3

      Ares5933 soviet uploaded on my birthday 😁

    • @Serpher1
      @Serpher1 7 років тому +5

      He noticed that he needs them UA-cam money

    • @synystergaming9733
      @synystergaming9733 7 років тому +1

      Serpher why would he need youtube money when he got that twitch money

    • @UNFORGIVENGOD24
      @UNFORGIVENGOD24 7 років тому

      Synyster Gaming Twitch money 😂😂😂 so Monopoly money is now an actual currency?

  • @Irocron
    @Irocron 6 років тому +93

    "Im coming to brighton, and im going to skin you alive." Why am i dying

  • @honorguard88
    @honorguard88 6 років тому +429

    "Are you saying no because I'm brown?"
    Dead

  • @ZombieSlayerGirl
    @ZombieSlayerGirl 4 роки тому +16

    The editing in these videos are still incredible and make it so enjoyable to watch.

  • @matthiasfreaked
    @matthiasfreaked 7 років тому +1793

    I live in Singapore
    If you enjoy winter
    Do not
    Come
    Here
    Its eternally summer

    • @bobsherunkle4591
      @bobsherunkle4591 7 років тому +49

      darklorel matt deat if you enjoy anything below 100000% humidity, don't come here either

    • @Da_A-
      @Da_A- 7 років тому +7

      darklorel matt deat is winter not just a fairytale? I have only experienced summer, and possibly spring.

    • @francoparnetti
      @francoparnetti 7 років тому +7

      I love summer! Now I know where im gonna live.

    • @xulermc
      @xulermc 7 років тому +45

      Franco Parnetti TRUST ME YOU'LL GET SO SICK OF THIS SHIT

    • @tanhsawjiun9305
      @tanhsawjiun9305 7 років тому +26

      darklorel matt deat Dont forget Malaysia.4 seasons ,Hot,Super hot,Rain and Heavy rain

  • @ilikemusic2773
    @ilikemusic2773 7 років тому +3092

    The Chemo Croft got me... I'll meet you guys in hell..

    • @alexfelton5299
      @alexfelton5299 7 років тому +27

      ....aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--- thud. "Sorry about that. Is this hell?"

    • @harrrieee
      @harrrieee 7 років тому +1

      NextGen Rager I'm already in hell

    • @MrJFG789
      @MrJFG789 7 років тому +29

      Right... What the hell kind of name is Soap, eh? How'd a muppet like you pass Selection?

    • @airsoft9077
      @airsoft9077 7 років тому

      NextGen Rager yep

    • @ashtonvigneault8803
      @ashtonvigneault8803 7 років тому

      NextGen Rager I

  • @Thunderbird597
    @Thunderbird597 7 років тому +2713

    See you guys again in august

  • @johvbac4169
    @johvbac4169 3 роки тому +22

    Cyanide saying "bitch" at 6:32 is incredible and I love it!

  • @morfinny94
    @morfinny94 7 років тому +152

    Solid work, Soviet. It's fascinating to see your editing skills evolve with each video. The first DayZ bullshittery and this one are miles apart in terms of quality.
    Keep up the good work and see you on the stream!
    P.S. - If you play the video at half speed it sounds like Soviet and everyone else is drunk as fuck.

    • @sshyke
      @sshyke 7 років тому

      lol all he does is putting text over boring as vids

    • @sshyke
      @sshyke 7 років тому +2

      says the guy with the most generic twelve year old name and a profile pic that can be found with one fucking google search

    • @sshyke
      @sshyke 7 років тому

      KingCobra !!!! please learn more english before you open your mouth ( Figuratively speaking)

    • @oxydo9936
      @oxydo9936 7 років тому

      It makes me laugh when a cocky guy tells someone to go learn english and makes a typo in the process. Priceless.

    • @sshyke
      @sshyke 7 років тому

      typo

  • @jeremyk7210
    @jeremyk7210 7 років тому +375

    Quality over Quantity

    • @thefrub
      @thefrub 7 років тому +13

      You could pay Womble $85,000 on his patreon, he still only uploads every two months

    • @Seecret
      @Seecret 7 років тому +4

      Son of a Diddly ever realized that he streams twitch full time?

    • @lorgpanther8920
      @lorgpanther8920 7 років тому +1

      Hehe, Tity

  • @kolgang02
    @kolgang02 7 років тому +734

    WHEN CYANIDE SAID HEY SIRI IT ACTIVATED ON MY PHONE WTF

    • @antonymartinez1921
      @antonymartinez1921 7 років тому +4

      Kol Gang Yea fr me tooo

    • @MikMIikEN
      @MikMIikEN 7 років тому +5

      SAME HERE OMFG HAHHAHA

    • @rin_3755
      @rin_3755 7 років тому +2

      Same

    • @Wendifur
      @Wendifur 7 років тому +25

      Either you all are lying out of your asses or you need to set Siri up then, she's only suppose to activate to your voice.

    • @quintenkusters3402
      @quintenkusters3402 7 років тому +1

      Kol Gang same bro

  • @angelmaxxx
    @angelmaxxx 4 роки тому +83

    1:31 Three years later, Soviet has 3,000 more viewers.
    And Cyanide still doesn't have a youtube channel.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 3 роки тому +4

      Wait he does tho : ua-cam.com/channels/uHQqPko8f0lZtc8D2Z7BoA.html

    • @E_E69
      @E_E69 2 роки тому +2

      Cyanideplaysgames

  • @SakshamThukral
    @SakshamThukral 7 років тому +50

    *SovietWomble's editing level :- GOD*
    bless me with your skills, sir Womble.

  • @MrKillerwolf1999
    @MrKillerwolf1999 7 років тому +148

    "Chemo Croft" I'm dying xD 0:34

  • @fpsmedia5759
    @fpsmedia5759 7 років тому +503

    The bald lara croft is called chemo croft hahaha

  • @waltturner1970
    @waltturner1970 2 роки тому +5

    I really appreciate your editing, keeps the vids very entertaining and moving forward very well. That and you and everyone are hilarious

  • @kennyrodriguez9592
    @kennyrodriguez9592 7 років тому +206

    I love the editing with the words and the bullets with the "pew" 😂

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 7 років тому +6

      True, very subtle stuff, great attention to details, that truly helps you focus and tells you the story better. I love this so much!

    • @tomuwatanabe4089
      @tomuwatanabe4089 7 років тому +2

      Frame by frame editing. Amazing.

    • @StevioGaming1
      @StevioGaming1 7 років тому

      Tomu Watanabe it's not frame by frame, he uses adobe that had motion tracking

    • @tomuwatanabe4089
      @tomuwatanabe4089 7 років тому +4

      At one point he was, shows his dedication.

    • @Solathoan
      @Solathoan 7 років тому +3

      For a very long time he was doing frame by frame

  • @stoneystark8338
    @stoneystark8338 7 років тому +739

    6:27 top ten anime betrayls

    • @social4254
      @social4254 7 років тому

      JoffTheBeast I

    • @superberend
      @superberend 7 років тому

      kinda scuffed how the party name tag stays for a standing position, so you cant see it if you look at a downed person l ike that XD

    • @livi42
      @livi42 7 років тому

      lol the best hahaha

    • @miksuko
      @miksuko 7 років тому

      RIP English

  • @loosey4302
    @loosey4302 7 років тому +116

    Wow THANK YOU I had no idea subscribing would get me access to videos early. I like this way better thank chat emotes.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 років тому +71

      Oh yes indeed. I basically consider Twitch subbing and Patreon to be the same boat. They're both crowd-funding a UA-camr/streamer on a monthly basis. I'll be happily to keep forwarding the Patreon updates to Twitch subs. Though I wish Twitch would give me more options there. It's just a plain text email window, which is a bit of a bummer. I suppose I'm not really using it for its intended purpose. Many thanks for Twitch subbing!

    • @apollowellstein188
      @apollowellstein188 7 років тому

      Gonna need to get on Patreon now XD

    • @thundertone123
      @thundertone123 7 років тому +1

      SovietWomble ads are getting smarter

    • @BadassMonkeh
      @BadassMonkeh 7 років тому +17

      I am now convinced that "Micheal Gallardo" is one of your alternate accounts which you use to Promote your Twitch Subscriptions.

  • @ricacachu9874
    @ricacachu9874 4 роки тому +52

    When Cyanide said “Hey Siri” mine reacted.

    • @fausto123
      @fausto123 4 роки тому

      Did you watched the video on your iPhone or was close enough of your PC to get the phrase?

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 4 роки тому

      So did mine, and it was charging in the next room

  • @nightwalker7212
    @nightwalker7212 7 років тому +404

    Lesson learned
    Trust cyanide sometimes

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 років тому +9

      Still don't trust cyanide.

    • @zeronothinghere9334
      @zeronothinghere9334 6 років тому +3

      Nope. Fall damage was there, but the height was too small for him to take damage

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 років тому

      +Zeronothinghere
      So fall damage in this game is all or nothing?
      (Instant death or no damage.)

    • @froman217
      @froman217 6 років тому +1

      Quinton Craig no. That was just one large story. It takes a 3 story drop to take about 15-20% damage

    • @Fraggr92
      @Fraggr92 6 років тому

      Nope. Anyone who trusts Cyanide will one day have a giant prompt of text appear above them saying *fucked* or *shagged* . It's inevitable. No thank you.

  • @SakshamThukral
    @SakshamThukral 7 років тому +78

    *Dammn, my next 10 minutes and 11 seconds are gonna be filled with the awesomeness of SovietWomble and Cyanide.* :D

    • @jagannathbarman6712
      @jagannathbarman6712 7 років тому +2

      Saksham Ak47 Oh you like Soviet too? Just like Matt?

    • @kingtoe-lok9760
      @kingtoe-lok9760 7 років тому +4

      Saksham Ak47 aaannnnnnddddd it's gone

    • @7OwlsWithALaptop
      @7OwlsWithALaptop 7 років тому

      Saksham Ak47
      You mean stupidity?

    • @SakshamThukral
      @SakshamThukral 7 років тому

      Jagannath Barman Yeah bro. Damn we meet again. xD dude I'm telling you we have alot of similarities. It's the 3rd time we're randomly meeting on UA-cam lol. Unbelievable.

    • @jagannathbarman6712
      @jagannathbarman6712 7 років тому +1

      Saksham Ak47 We are gun buddies. 😜😜😜
      Ok dude I am checking you out

  • @eljefe1989
    @eljefe1989 6 років тому +36

    "I killed him"
    "It's alright"
    ...gets a face full of shotgun...

  • @charlesdoeseverything9716
    @charlesdoeseverything9716 4 роки тому +33

    1:52 "I love Chicken Wings"
    Man I love the German language

  • @3y23rxua2
    @3y23rxua2 7 років тому +408

    I was sure cyanide was lying xd

    • @Stroopwafe1
      @Stroopwafe1 7 років тому +143

      Mathieu PlayInGame He was, Soviet just wasn't high enough

    • @pointforward8916
      @pointforward8916 7 років тому +11

      He was in on the long con.

    • @HitodamaKyrie
      @HitodamaKyrie 7 років тому +4

      Through his teeth.

    • @toxicginger6916
      @toxicginger6916 7 років тому +32

      Mathieu PlayInGame He was actually, you take fall damage if ypu fall more than a couple of meters

    • @Max-nk9xg
      @Max-nk9xg 7 років тому +1

      Mathieu PlayInGame
      Maybe he didn't know, too.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +609

    _________Nobody
    Womble__________Enjoys
    __________Soviet

    • @jaejinplaysgames3839
      @jaejinplaysgames3839 6 років тому +64

      Daniel Cannata nobody womble enjoys soviet?

    • @rioluplaylist5963
      @rioluplaylist5963 6 років тому +40

      *Claps*

    • @justaperson7021
      @justaperson7021 6 років тому +13

      @@jaejinplaysgames3839 No its in compass layout with North at the top south at the bottom ect

    • @syrupthedragon6336
      @syrupthedragon6336 6 років тому

      Kilo Juan Juan that's how I read it too lol

    • @Cleanlybeatle
      @Cleanlybeatle 6 років тому +11

      I thought it was a fill in the blank at first, ffs

  • @OhYNo
    @OhYNo 7 років тому +46

    Your videos are the best example of quality over quantity and I will always appreciate the work that goes into these videos.

  • @sofruitie3449
    @sofruitie3449 5 років тому +58

    “Giving him a lift because he has more subs than you” You know, this didn’t age well.

  • @Zhair-Zh
    @Zhair-Zh 7 років тому +147

    1:23 woah those editing skills are amazing!!

    • @georgesg1683
      @georgesg1683 6 років тому +6

      I think his editing with words, and commentating everything they say is what’s giving him 10 million views almost each video. It’s not hard, and not easy either, but it’s tome consuming. That’s why he posts stuff every once a month.

    • @AA-xk1uv
      @AA-xk1uv 6 років тому +1

      That's "After Effects" magic

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 5 років тому +4

      How about 10:00? You realize he does nearly ALL his text tracking manually, right? INCLUDING THAT, RIGHT

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 5 років тому

      Chhang Kim
      Man, uk your stuff ! (Like me)

  • @anotherfan2870
    @anotherfan2870 7 років тому +103

    just found this channel. This is amazing

  • @Bum_Gravy
    @Bum_Gravy 7 років тому +534

    Thanks for the subtitles,really helps us deaf people!!!

    • @ianswindell9160
      @ianswindell9160 7 років тому +2

      +Fabián Jopia Troncoso The subtitles help deaf people.

    • @patrickdeniso
      @patrickdeniso 7 років тому +110

      and the subtitles help non English speaker to understand better what they say too

    • @abelcheng2073
      @abelcheng2073 7 років тому +55

      Ryan The subtitles also enhance the experience

    • @alanfooy1580
      @alanfooy1580 7 років тому +39

      what if your blind and deaf and a jew

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 7 років тому +25

      Abdel Cheng True that! They help you focus on what Soviet really wants you to see, and he does subtle tricks with the text that are seriously amazing. (flying "pew pew" for shots, to know where they're coming from, he even sometimes puts health bars INSIDE the coloring of the player's names (in a CS:GO Bullshittery if I remember)). Pretty cool shit, and when you pay attention to it, you realize that's quite a lot of work!

  • @BasiliskDark536
    @BasiliskDark536 2 роки тому +3

    Something about binge watching Soviets videos at night under a blanket just gives me nostalgia.

  • @Flowntu
    @Flowntu 7 років тому +61

    I just binge-watched soviet wobble playing alien isolation. I felt incredibly sad for soviet womble in the end :(

    • @Flowntu
      @Flowntu 7 років тому

      whoops, auto correct, meant soviet womble

    • @cannella2494
      @cannella2494 7 років тому +4

      flowntu soviet wobble lul

  • @ON1C
    @ON1C 7 років тому +1297

    Did I just hear frankie?

    • @HMSHOOD1920
      @HMSHOOD1920 7 років тому +1

      ONIC yeah.

    • @veinsx
      @veinsx 7 років тому +10

      I could swear I've heard JackFrags too... Nah... Cant be xD

    • @ON1C
      @ON1C 7 років тому +32

      What ever happened to the two of them? They were such good m8s once upon a time.

    • @vevist2737
      @vevist2737 7 років тому +33

      He has disappeared for five months.no update.

    • @biglad2889
      @biglad2889 7 років тому

      ONIC woah new video

  • @melangalade
    @melangalade 7 років тому +383

    AMIR ... LANGUAGE!

    • @augustsunshine2860
      @augustsunshine2860 7 років тому +18

      Galade Melan Died at that part 😂

    • @larry5289
      @larry5289 7 років тому +6

      Cheyenne Holmes the iamaleafonthewind killed me 😂😂😂😂. Was straight up rolling

  • @frankie1261
    @frankie1261 3 роки тому +9

    “Cyanide, what are you doing? Oh, Cyanide!”
    -SovietWomble, 2017

  • @BelaM27X11
    @BelaM27X11 7 років тому +10

    outstanding video Soviet, your skills in editing are clearly improving. Can't wait to see the reaction of the rabble ;).

  • @Itermago
    @Itermago 7 років тому +275

    "like a glove"

  • @MemeMan42069
    @MemeMan42069 7 років тому +458

    Soviet may have less subs but he at least gets full sub viewership :P

    • @jenbak2
      @jenbak2 7 років тому +37

      Even more than that actually

    • @darthpanda3654
      @darthpanda3654 7 років тому +21

      Yeah because he only puts out one video a fucking month so we have to rewatch the same video mulitiple times

    • @anokat
      @anokat 7 років тому

      I can't tell who is who anyways, but all I know is they are fucking hilarious.

  • @jordaneggerman4734
    @jordaneggerman4734 5 років тому +13

    2:25 got me *so* good. Can't tell you how many levitating loadouts I've seen on Xbox...

  • @bokunokintama5523
    @bokunokintama5523 7 років тому +581

    Well now I know where Frankie has been for the last few months. No wonder he never uploads, he's busy muckin about with Womblat.

    • @Nomicakes
      @Nomicakes 7 років тому +25

      Now we just have to hope that Frankie doesn't end up in charge of anything, or it's gonna be scripted engagements and script abuse everywhere. I don't wanna see Soviet go down Frankie's road of mediocrity.

    • @holger5478
      @holger5478 7 років тому +31

      Every movie is scripted, Almost every video is scripted, And you're complaining about frankie that makes quality content?

    • @bokunokintama5523
      @bokunokintama5523 7 років тому +10

      lol it is a joke. Obviously I'm a fan if I know he hardly ever uploads anymore. If I didn't love his content, I wouldn't want more lol..

    • @holger5478
      @holger5478 7 років тому

      Talking to Nomi

    • @Melancellf
      @Melancellf 7 років тому +2

      the first few seconds are scripted to show something that would be impossible otherwise but the rest of the video isn't

  • @jeroengoris8428
    @jeroengoris8428 7 років тому +5

    Great editing. 1:23 was a great peace of editing and I notice that you are learning quickly. Love it, as always.

  • @drakky1227
    @drakky1227 7 років тому +49

    *N*obody *E*njoys *S*oviet *W*omble, I could get used to this.

  • @ZakFromFunkyCryptidProductions
    @ZakFromFunkyCryptidProductions 3 роки тому +7

    2:11 "Don't just drive off, Hammond! Hammond!! Hammond!!"

  • @sorcus2144
    @sorcus2144 7 років тому +260

    Chemo Croft was too much for me 😂😂😂

  • @mesaxton3279
    @mesaxton3279 7 років тому +30

    I love that Nerd Cubed uses Nobody Likes Soviet Womble

  • @abelcheng2073
    @abelcheng2073 7 років тому +50

    considering how much cyanide likes to eat it wouldn't be a surprise for him learning how to say " I love chicken wings" in German

  • @faanvugeincynicalassassin
    @faanvugeincynicalassassin 3 роки тому +6

    I like the Sub counter, makes you realize how much his channel has grown.

  • @TheTwilitMiner
    @TheTwilitMiner 6 років тому +27

    "Oh, there's Ezio down there."
    That kills me every time, jeez

    • @Kwasmo
      @Kwasmo 4 роки тому

      Where tho

  • @MetaverseMate
    @MetaverseMate 7 років тому +8

    Thankyou Womble! The effort you put in is always great amazing

  • @DevilNarwhal
    @DevilNarwhal 6 років тому +4

    The dialogue in this video is much better than many modern day stories and movies. The part where Cyanide randomly speaks in German is what got me.

  • @teohjiexun8302
    @teohjiexun8302 4 роки тому +6

    Found this during quarantine, it's gold

  • @mr.mistermister9841
    @mr.mistermister9841 7 років тому +429

    Hey Womble, i just wanted to thank you for another great video...
    Take your break now, you deserved it ^^

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 років тому +99

      Many thanks. Aye, I'm probably going to take a few days to chill and recharge the batteries. With CSGO, Farcry, D&D and this I'm, feeling a tad burnt out.

    • @mr.mistermister9841
      @mr.mistermister9841 7 років тому +17

      I just wanted to add, i want to thank you again for bringing so much joy to millions of people and being such a good and nice person :)

    • @nicholasstrudwick6065
      @nicholasstrudwick6065 7 років тому

      SovietWomble yay soviet is possibly playing csgo I can't wait to watch that live stream and this is the best use of my money I have done in my life many thanks sovietwomble

    • @lewd2851
      @lewd2851 7 років тому

      Yeah you really do need a break

    • @jonathanp9438
      @jonathanp9438 7 років тому +11

      SovietWomble "oh, I just sit at home and play video games and jacking off all day, I really think I need a month-long break before I got severely I'll!"
      I'm just fucking with you Womble 😂 I've watched literally every single one of your videos and as an editor myself I am in awe for the hard work you put into all your videos. I love your content and activating that little bell next to your name is one of if not the best decision I've made in a while. Keep it it up man!

  • @Boomshalak
    @Boomshalak 7 років тому +17

    Oh my fucking god the "Like a glove" one got me good.

  • @clottermill5511
    @clottermill5511 7 років тому +93

    Soviet is the only UA-cam that can upload once every other month and still get a million views

    • @joshuabradshaw8234
      @joshuabradshaw8234 6 років тому +3

      I guess Jon Tron proved this comment wrong.

    • @wanderingbufoon
      @wanderingbufoon 6 років тому +1

      Did you not see frankie involved in this vid? Now hes the king of uploads

    • @newttonium
      @newttonium 6 років тому

      And fitz

    • @l.c.2347
      @l.c.2347 6 років тому

      He has does stream regularly though

  • @AmBush2048
    @AmBush2048 5 років тому +17

    1:40 - Literally just the half life 2 sound library

  • @shadowthane3330
    @shadowthane3330 7 років тому +160

    My town is currently on fire. But SovietWomble just uploaded so...

    • @derekxiii6155
      @derekxiii6155 7 років тому +26

      Shadowthane -insert meme about the house being on fire and youre sipping tea, whilst saying "This is fine"-

    • @IlGriMReaPeRzz
      @IlGriMReaPeRzz 7 років тому

      Shadowthane Wow, so is your profile picture. I didn't know fire worked like that.

  • @lbot6366
    @lbot6366 7 років тому +981

    Ich liebe Hähnchenflügel.
    Germany is proud, Cy.

  • @TheyCallMeConor
    @TheyCallMeConor 7 років тому +1244

    reported for team killing

    • @TheyCallMeConor
      @TheyCallMeConor 7 років тому +14

      seriously, do you really think i reported him?

    • @songbot8130
      @songbot8130 7 років тому +24

      You made a joke... he made one back... and you get offended?

    • @songbot8130
      @songbot8130 7 років тому +17

      XteamPanda Shhhhh, i dont wanna go to work today.

    • @bionic1matt
      @bionic1matt 7 років тому +5

      Adolf Hitler Making a joke is very different than calling someone a useless human

    • @thestupendousparrot6061
      @thestupendousparrot6061 7 років тому +7

      And you're arguing this to someone who has chosen to name themselves after Hitler because.....???????

  • @brainypepper1621
    @brainypepper1621 Рік тому +1

    The molotov overcooking and exploding in your hands made me double take, then I remember the time I microwaved my cold coffee in a mason jar.