Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 2/5

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
  • Highlights from the May 2019 games of Arma 3: Antistasi with ZF. A game mode in which you play as a resistance faction, trying to take back Altis from an occupying force.
    All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble
    Sources:
    0:23 - The Sims, Buy Mode 1
    3:30 - Bird is in the Bin art by KurobaneX on Twitter.

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  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 5 років тому +1872

    *civilian explodes from womble’s mine*
    🎵 badgers, we are the badgers...🎵

    • @jaken7782
      @jaken7782 5 років тому +35

      🎵Now fighting against democracy!🎵

    • @sceptical8694
      @sceptical8694 5 років тому +2

      FullLifeSlick America’s a republic...

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 5 років тому +4

      @@sceptical8694 yet follows basic requirements for democracy

    • @ocwkuro
      @ocwkuro 5 років тому +3

      @@sceptical8694 "Democracy" and "Republic" are not mutually exclusive terms.

    • @sceptical8694
      @sceptical8694 5 років тому +3

      Yes, but because of the fact that we vote for representatives that means we are a republic. A republic is just a more effective and efficient democracy.

  • @shootinandstabbin
    @shootinandstabbin 5 років тому +893

    "THESE FOOKIN GLASSES AIN'T PRESCRIPTION MAN!"
    It's the accent that makes that sentence hilarious.

    • @standarduser7105
      @standarduser7105 5 років тому

      @Just Alex
      If only Abbot and Costello spoke like that.

    • @duckf8622
      @duckf8622 5 років тому

      Cookien lazer soits

    • @duckf8622
      @duckf8622 5 років тому

      Fookin lazer soits

    • @Clementinewoofwoof
      @Clementinewoofwoof 5 років тому

      Just Alex we need the full clip of them talking like that!

  • @sammymerzel5765
    @sammymerzel5765 4 роки тому +4517

    8:17 The crackle in Cyanide’s mic makes his rage so much better

    • @killimon1635
      @killimon1635 4 роки тому +107

      It was radio

    • @askdeterminataleandaus5670
      @askdeterminataleandaus5670 4 роки тому +49

      @@killimon1635 still better.

    • @askdeterminataleandaus5670
      @askdeterminataleandaus5670 4 роки тому +24

      @@killimon1635 Also, i like the Rick And Morty Themed Name. C-137 is the dimension where the original Rick and Morty are, So, nice

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 4 роки тому +11

      Sammy Merzel When the supervisor is a Battle Droid and giving you a real good chewing out

    • @Mohit-dm6uy
      @Mohit-dm6uy 4 роки тому +5

      Wait that was cy?

  • @zed.lmaooo
    @zed.lmaooo 3 роки тому +3181

    "Why do I recognize that?"
    "It's the Pornhub thing."
    "I... did not recognize that."

    • @CrocandCo.
      @CrocandCo. 3 роки тому +61

      RIP Hub's 10 million videos

    • @owencole2406
      @owencole2406 3 роки тому +13

      Deception 100

    • @iwantlee9510
      @iwantlee9510 3 роки тому +26

      @@CrocandCo. Yeah, it's disgusting and F'd up that they removed so much good content...

    • @stylishniggachannel4763
      @stylishniggachannel4763 3 роки тому +12

      @@iwantlee9510 yeah I can’t fab to my favorite vids because it was “flagged”

    • @Fr0zenEagle
      @Fr0zenEagle 3 роки тому +6

      @@iwantlee9510 worst part is that they'll probably make only a token effort to put some of it back, even though it says "under review".

  • @shutupandpick740
    @shutupandpick740 5 років тому +6480

    I like how Nevil's name is actually "Holy 'n Evil", and they have clarified this, but he's still Nevil.

    • @Calyptico
      @Calyptico 5 років тому +775

      I remember a stream where Cyanide just outright told him to embrace his persona as nobody is going to call him anything other than Nevil.

    • @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179
      @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 5 років тому +77

      Aah, the wonders of the internet.

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 5 років тому +291

      Well, Holy'n'Evil doesn't have quite the same ring to it like Nevil.

    • @andrewg9216
      @andrewg9216 5 років тому +293

      I love how much Nevils English has improved.

    • @Packers786
      @Packers786 5 років тому +4

      shut up idiot

  • @Mantic-64
    @Mantic-64 5 років тому +1426

    6:46 You got to admit, thats more dedication than Cy has ever put into something besides pringles

    • @mavrik104
      @mavrik104 5 років тому +16

      Food in general knowing Cy.

    • @yeetmaster6984
      @yeetmaster6984 5 років тому +33

      No you dont get it it has Pringles cans shoved in the missile tubes that why he wants it.

    • @PleasantLeech
      @PleasantLeech 5 років тому +63

      It is strange how he can achieve anything he wants to but he only wants the most unusual thing you'd never expect.

    • @alisondavid8404
      @alisondavid8404 5 років тому +6

      This dude can be a professional player if he wants.... buts food is 💘

    • @aussieman4791
      @aussieman4791 5 років тому +5

      @@yeetmaster6984 You know the rocket tubes on the Apaches? They got fuckin pringles tubes stuck in them instead of missiles

  • @isaac2990
    @isaac2990 4 роки тому +2743

    "Fock these glasses aren't prescription!"
    Been there buddy

    • @Fr33mx
      @Fr33mx 4 роки тому +5

      I don't get it? Would you be so kind as to explain that to me? Thanks in advance.

    • @jennymckenzie5304
      @jennymckenzie5304 4 роки тому +28

      Soviet getting Scouse and Geordie confused lol

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 3 роки тому +16

      @@Fr33mx he needs glasses to see and the glasses he’s wearing Aden prescription

    • @Fr33mx
      @Fr33mx 3 роки тому +10

      @@PhoenixAce that's not a bit less confusing

    • @goodhore
      @goodhore 3 роки тому +32

      @@Fr33mx the guy's got some eye problem hence why he couldn't spot the enemy. he wore a glass but the glasses he's wearing are not prescription glasses, hence why didn't spot them.

  • @kamen42
    @kamen42 4 роки тому +1166

    3:48 They should have brought a shotgun with the Doomsday rounds. The building would be down in no time and they wouldn't even need to sneak in like that.

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 4 роки тому +71

      Just get a protractor attachment on your shotgun, do a bit of math, and just fucking use it like artillary and snipe buildings from the base.

    • @Xlxxlegendz
      @Xlxxlegendz 4 роки тому +52

      @@Tumbleflop depends if the doomsday round is a slug or buckshot, if its a slug your idea would work, if its a buckshot, then you would probably not land 2 shots on the target

    • @unknownentityenthusiast6765
      @unknownentityenthusiast6765 3 роки тому +20

      @@Xlxxlegendz the doomsday is a HE slug iirc, IDK how that works

    • @markbaltazar6916
      @markbaltazar6916 2 роки тому +7

      I know this was from a year ago, but could you imagine if that didn't work either?

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 Рік тому +2

      @@markbaltazar6916Step 3: ask the CIA for WMDs

  • @cisco3111
    @cisco3111 5 років тому +7405

    ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1970.

    • @aliciafraser1835
      @aliciafraser1835 5 років тому +58

      Some how that feels like, a million times worse

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 5 років тому +38

      9 years later they're the reason the Soviet Afghan war started.

    • @Nicmadis
      @Nicmadis 5 років тому +48

      Obviously it's accidental war crimes.
      If they were to plan a war crime they would cock it up somehow.

    • @mercedesbenzdelos90s
      @mercedesbenzdelos90s 5 років тому +8

      "Can't make a cake without breaking some eggs" -ZF Clan

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica 5 років тому +8

      C Bravo in their case, can’t break an egg without making a few cakes

  • @arkakon5818
    @arkakon5818 5 років тому +3872

    Aizen: Picks up dead man's switch for two seconds
    WiFi: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @GamerPug-vm1oo
      @GamerPug-vm1oo 5 років тому +1

      TeamWaage looks like we’ve come across a Grammar Nazi

    • @Yceb0x
      @Yceb0x 5 років тому +27

      GamerPug 1234
      And we’ll never not need one >:)

  • @yuwix3242
    @yuwix3242 5 років тому +2687

    I love it when Cyanide screams at Womble after the anti-tank mine just exploded

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 4 роки тому +15

      @Dispel pray tell why not?

    • @halogalaxy5612
      @halogalaxy5612 4 роки тому +87

      @@nyotamwuaji6484 I think anti tank mines require an extremely heavy weight in order to trigger it, so regular civvy car or truck technically shouldn't trigger it but you didn't hear that from me

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 4 роки тому +52

      @@halogalaxy5612 not all of them are like that though some actually use a rod being pressed against a fuse or a magnet to set the thing off

    • @gravityfox8118
      @gravityfox8118 4 роки тому +5

      @MattsNotBanned_ its because its on the radio?

    • @Ninnuam999
      @Ninnuam999 4 роки тому +3

      @MattsNotBanned_ That's because of the radio

  • @davidnordby1357
    @davidnordby1357 4 роки тому +825

    2:17 the gibberish is Norwegian. He says "Nei, men ta deg en bolle! Hallo!" That means "Eat a bun damn it! Hello!"

    • @nomore1088
      @nomore1088 3 роки тому +20

      It took me like 3 times to understand it, but when I did, it felt really obvious. Cant believe I missed it the first time.

    • @ihh2921
      @ihh2921 3 роки тому +17

      Oh dang you're right, how'd I miss that, typical norsemen. Ain't even a wierd dialect

    • @nomore1088
      @nomore1088 3 роки тому +7

      @@ihh2921 Yeah I know right. It sounds like just random bullshit at first.

    • @tally3018
      @tally3018 3 роки тому

      Hey everyone! we are making a RTS mod for ARMA, Inspired by Command and Conquer / Total WAr.
      The scenario functions on vanilla ARMA and does nod need other mods to function. I was hoping you would check it out!
      Ill leave some links below:
      steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2484091987 (Steam workshop).
      ua-cam.com/video/29Hc7BINPnI/v-deo.html (the first trailer we did)
      ua-cam.com/video/ObHby_56F8Y/v-deo.html (Video showing the unit control).
      There are a couple more videos on my channel showing the gameplay.

    • @finnpeterson4335
      @finnpeterson4335 3 роки тому +8

      @@tally3018 Very strange place to shill, but whatever.

  • @krnyjan7156
    @krnyjan7156 5 років тому +2545

    **Nevil speaks English good enough to be understood**
    me: This...does put a smile on my face

    • @epicpinecone4593
      @epicpinecone4593 5 років тому +148

      OR we all have become fluent in idiot...

    • @adamrodriguez7949
      @adamrodriguez7949 5 років тому +83

      Were nearing the end of his learning english character arc

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 5 років тому +2

      Epic Pinecone I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case

    • @thesuffering0412
      @thesuffering0412 5 років тому +1

      @@travFOwler2000 he's foreign or something

    • @raynarix
      @raynarix 5 років тому +2

      “Impossible”

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 5 років тому +911

    Me: Sees Womble video.
    Womble: Gonna take a 8-9 week break.
    Me: Business as usual.

    • @xSayresthx
      @xSayresthx 5 років тому +8

      Well not a break, he's making an animation

    • @francomarrocu7430
      @francomarrocu7430 5 років тому +1

      @@xSayresthx really?

    • @154ahmadavicenna9
      @154ahmadavicenna9 5 років тому +13

      8-9 weeks is not that long, it's only 2 months or so, considering Womble only upload once in 3 month

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 років тому

      “Is this the real life, is this reality?”

    • @yehonatanivgi9073
      @yehonatanivgi9073 5 років тому +3

      8-9 monthes*

  • @Airforceproud95
    @Airforceproud95 4 роки тому +2762

    Brilliant

    • @lawrizli8672
      @lawrizli8672 4 роки тому +31

      hey its you!!!

    • @AtomickPhoenix
      @AtomickPhoenix 4 роки тому +45

      That one guy on the internet! I know him he flies those sky birds!

    • @Dylan_Sterling
      @Dylan_Sterling 4 роки тому +11

      Are you Airforceproud95?

    • @Yoko_Grim
      @Yoko_Grim 4 роки тому +12

      ArmyGround15 spotted

    • @AndrewLoL_
      @AndrewLoL_ 4 роки тому +27

      Groundpound69

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 4 роки тому +407

    "Aye shoot a fooken gun atas"
    "Dees fooken glaasses ain't prescription man"

  • @Ardox_the_fatebreaker
    @Ardox_the_fatebreaker 5 років тому +2865

    -"Sir we are reporting a missing su 25"
    -"WHAT HAPPENED" -"Apparently one guy with a sniper rifle and a pistol took out our entire base then stole it..."

    • @EmeraldPro360
      @EmeraldPro360 5 років тому +154

      Simo Hayha intensifies

    • @isoantti
      @isoantti 5 років тому +303

      "Florida man attacks a military base with a hunting rifle; makes his escape in a Russian fighter"

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 років тому +26

      Topias Isotalo I think I remember seeing a movie with a similar premise, some American bloke snuck into the Soviet Union to steal a prototype jet fighter

    • @DanielSmith-ze9lw
      @DanielSmith-ze9lw 5 років тому +32

      Sniper armed with a pistol taking out a lot of people? John Whick intensifies

    • @souvikrc4499
      @souvikrc4499 5 років тому +6

      dion woollaston Firefox is the name, based off a book of the same name.

  • @ALEXANDER59394
    @ALEXANDER59394 5 років тому +701

    These Bulllshitteries are pure gold, always worth the wait. Excellent work as usual Womble!

    • @Elf_rl
      @Elf_rl 5 років тому +3

      No. Pure ruby

    • @matjaz93
      @matjaz93 5 років тому

      trueeeeeee

    • @ALEXANDER59394
      @ALEXANDER59394 5 років тому +2

      @@Elf_rl I see your bluff and raise you pure cocaine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @adityathakur2934
      @adityathakur2934 5 років тому

      Really man

    • @darkninja1012
      @darkninja1012 5 років тому

      they are indeed worth all the wait

  • @blueshadow7014
    @blueshadow7014 4 роки тому +232

    With Cyanide going through all of that to get a trophy, you'd think the enemy in game would be terrified if He puts that sort of effort into the mission

  • @dinamitekiller4843
    @dinamitekiller4843 Рік тому +113

    After nearly 4 years, I've just now realized that the face on the dead-man switch bombs, is in fact Soviet's actual face😂.

    • @Gigglesnix
      @Gigglesnix Рік тому +3

      WOAH

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 Рік тому +4

      Holy shit! Its actually looks like his face. Imagine him just making that face!!

    • @savvi3128
      @savvi3128 Рік тому +18

      Sigh, there was already face reveal before the official face reveal in his The Forest video essay. We never had a slightest idea. Damn, Soviet you beautiful bastard you.

  • @Me-zl7mu
    @Me-zl7mu 5 років тому +4260

    *Its "Anti Tank" so Busses wouldn't blow up if it rides on top of it*
    *LOGIC 100*

    • @prashantks
      @prashantks 5 років тому +175

      I think the logic was about a tank being far more heavier than a bus.

    • @User_2
      @User_2 5 років тому +153

      From Wikipedia "The M624 fuze requires 3.75 pounds of pressure to move the tilt rod, and once it exceeds 20 degrees of tilt the mine will detonate." that's if arma 3 anti-tank mines are actually M15 mines.

    • @moroit1
      @moroit1 5 років тому +99

      @@User_2 Anti-tank mines i've handles had break-off cap that required quite some weight to break as not to detonate if men stepped on to it. Car would have broken it and you could also install it w/o the cap so that very little pressure would crush the detonator.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 5 років тому +79

      Most pressure sensitive Anti-tank mines need about 1 ton of pressure to set one off. Most cars will do that, hell some cows will even do that.

    • @cmotdibbler4454
      @cmotdibbler4454 5 років тому +22

      @@cnlbenmc a car will have to weigh about 4 tons to get each wheel to exert that amount of force (each wheel takes approx 1/4 the load of a car)

  • @GrenzRell
    @GrenzRell 5 років тому +3038

    "This clan is a sh*t-show"
    And that's why we love them

    • @tommygunengineer9184
      @tommygunengineer9184 5 років тому +11

      Precise af

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 років тому +6

      Isn't that why we're here?

    • @user-pt5cl2ro6f
      @user-pt5cl2ro6f 5 років тому +3

      666th

    • @RadimentriX
      @RadimentriX 3 роки тому

      why did i read the 2nd sentence in Quebecs voice?

    • @IndianaJones-np7is
      @IndianaJones-np7is 3 роки тому

      @@user-pt5cl2ro6f come gfgfgggfggggggggggggcpggggggggggggggfppffpcppfcpfpggggpccpcpcpccpcpcppccpcpcpcpggpccpcpcpcpcpcfppcfppcpcfpcpcpcppccpcpcpcpcpccppccfppcpcfpcpcpcppcpcfpcppcfpcfffffpcfpcpcpcppcxcfxddcfcdcffxdcffffffffxdcffffxcffgxddgdddddcxcpcpcpcpcpcppcfpcpcfdddddgdgdggdd

  • @quwaz11
    @quwaz11 4 роки тому +819

    11:38 Japanese military planning meeting, circa 1941, colorized.

  • @solidzaku2
    @solidzaku2 4 роки тому +133

    10:30 . That smile. There was another casualty to that bombing. I died laughing.

  • @skylarriddell
    @skylarriddell 5 років тому +8152

    Has no one noticed Nevil can be somewhat understandable now?

    • @sanYtheFox
      @sanYtheFox 5 років тому +920

      Yea it got better earlier this year, sometimes he speaks quite clearly, to a point where you dont realize that its Nevil speaking.

    • @skylarriddell
      @skylarriddell 5 років тому +465

      @@sanYtheFox agreed man its amazing how far his speech patterns have coom

    • @abhijeetshrestha1502
      @abhijeetshrestha1502 5 років тому +998

      Our ability to comprehend "Idiot" has just gotten better is all.

    • @skylarriddell
      @skylarriddell 5 років тому +97

      @@abhijeetshrestha1502 oh my god haha ya that to

    • @nicolascoast9653
      @nicolascoast9653 5 років тому +126

      skylarriddell Does that mean we speak idiot now? haha

  • @tpettit517
    @tpettit517 5 років тому +7793

    I love how he found out Nevil's name isn't Nevil and it changed literally nothing.

    • @coragamy2643
      @coragamy2643 5 років тому +62

      What's his name

    • @jerichowarframe2958
      @jerichowarframe2958 5 років тому +397

      @@coragamy2643 Holy N'evil I think

    • @zeothesnowwolf2937
      @zeothesnowwolf2937 5 років тому +222

      Yes it's Holy N'Evil

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 5 років тому +297

      @@zeothesnowwolf2937 now he's the Holy Nevil.

    • @TheCynicalOne
      @TheCynicalOne 5 років тому +296

      Yeah at some point I think in one of the videos that as much as Nevil complained everybody kept calling him Nevil and the only advice available was to "Accept it and move on"

  • @athonkinguser6700
    @athonkinguser6700 4 роки тому +211

    3:54
    After watching this video more than 20 times, I hear that it’s Nevil laughing

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 Рік тому +2

      Oh my god, same, thanks :) Edit: Iirc.

  • @noddlefoodle5691
    @noddlefoodle5691 3 роки тому +281

    6:15 is the timestamp for the animation

    • @tron-fan1824
      @tron-fan1824 3 роки тому +32

      The Fives Echo, and Cody one? Or something else?
      Edit: Either way thanks 😊

    • @afailureofaanimator6744
      @afailureofaanimator6744 3 роки тому +4

      Thxs mans

    • @rellaxer3784
      @rellaxer3784 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 2 роки тому +2

      the one with the clones? or are there more?

    • @samueljo7910
      @samueljo7910 2 роки тому +4

      @@ghaniKSW2 This video: ua-cam.com/video/jHqk81i-7to/v-deo.html

  • @werty2
    @werty2 5 років тому +876

    The most anticipated 5 part series of 2019.

    • @GanonTEK
      @GanonTEK 5 років тому +12

      You know, we're probably going to get the 3rd Fantastic Beasts movie before part 3 of this.

    • @McCoolDJ123
      @McCoolDJ123 5 років тому +17

      bold of you to assume its out before the end of 2019

    • @Airsickword
      @Airsickword 5 років тому +2

      Nicolai Madsen bold of YOU to assume it would

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 років тому +1

      @@Airsickword bold of you to assume

    • @YoMamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @YoMamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 років тому +1

      2021

  • @jane_s.
    @jane_s. 5 років тому +4638

    Nevil is actually becoming understandable. I'm amazed.

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 5 років тому +480

      Is he? Or are we just getting better at understanding him by now?

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 5 років тому +172

      I'm so proud watching Nevil grow.

    • @egnato1165
      @egnato1165 5 років тому +232

      Character development

    • @simosgaming
      @simosgaming 5 років тому +49

      And that's what I call, character development. Gg Soviet

    • @NotBorno
      @NotBorno 5 років тому +43

      N' evil not Nevil btw

  • @rib544
    @rib544 4 роки тому +73

    11:17 The dead man switch, and the lost commander two of the best things that happened in this gameplay :)

  • @allaltitudeproductions454
    @allaltitudeproductions454 5 років тому +753

    4:00 is anyone gonna ignore the fact that nevil just spoke UNDERSTANDABLE ENGLISH?

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 4 роки тому +55

      Ikr. I read another comment about how his pronunciation improved and I actually started rewatching the video because I haven't even noticed him. If he can do this, there's still hope for pretty much everyone.

    • @thaurane
      @thaurane 4 роки тому +38

      Well he's part of the ZF. The standards were pretty low to begin with.

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 4 роки тому +22

      That specific line about resetting his game was actually intelligible. Blew me away the first time I heard it.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +8

      He's like a velocirpator in Jurassic Park, he's learning

    • @yovanbidenovic4940
      @yovanbidenovic4940 3 роки тому

      Where is Nevil from? California?

  • @adlerdoesdumbshit8990
    @adlerdoesdumbshit8990 5 років тому +3423

    So, ZF is a bunch of trolls, and their HQ is in a swamp? Ok.

    • @boldontarian
      @boldontarian 5 років тому +184

      Now I can legally call Soviet a swamp creature.

    • @thesandman9377
      @thesandman9377 5 років тому +112

      When you think about it, "All Star" would be remarkably apropos as the ZF theme song.

    • @peasantking2622
      @peasantking2622 5 років тому +56

      SOMEBOOOOODY

    • @DeltaTenNZ
      @DeltaTenNZ 5 років тому +15

      the world is gonna roll me

    • @tylerlundry1906
      @tylerlundry1906 5 років тому +11

      What that league of evil dudes in justice league called? HQ is in a swamp.... wonder who in ZF is luther

  • @ygorschuma3059
    @ygorschuma3059 5 років тому +2850

    Wait, Nevil has been comprehensible the whole episode? what

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 5 років тому +89

      *WITCHCRAFT!*

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 років тому +248

      He recently got a new mic

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 5 років тому +340

      It's like hearing Bumblebee speak for the first time

    • @skysoldaccount5531
      @skysoldaccount5531 5 років тому +66

      I think I heard once he just does it to screw with Womble, but I cant confirm this so dont take my word on iy

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 5 років тому +162

      @@Jin-di9zv His mic never was the problem, the problem was that he sounded like a irish man with a dick in his mouth and no teeths

  • @ninjawarriorgirl1
    @ninjawarriorgirl1 4 роки тому +74

    the singing of ‘Do you hear the people sing’ warmed my heart fucking love les miserables

  • @KS-gi2so
    @KS-gi2so 4 роки тому +76

    6:28 Both at the same time, “But we’re not on a road.”

  • @rubyrose7677
    @rubyrose7677 5 років тому +1790

    I like how you're still calling him Nevil after figuring out it's HolyNEvil

    • @LifeWulf
      @LifeWulf 5 років тому +201

      Old habits die hard.

    • @Grinningd
      @Grinningd 5 років тому +25

      Heh I was just thinking that, took me ages to remember his real name ;)

    • @MK-vw6vm
      @MK-vw6vm 5 років тому +87

      afaik he changed the name because of that. his nick is now really Nevil :D

    • @JackDemonXD
      @JackDemonXD 5 років тому +68

      I think Womble also said, after figuring out it's HolyNEvil...
      that it's just easier to say Nevil... and then Nevil said fuck you to Womble...
      though I could be wrong :)

    • @blooddoctor2721
      @blooddoctor2721 5 років тому +2

      I was thinking that too

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 5 років тому +1575

    CSAT is Red
    NATO is Blue
    His name not Nevil
    And he's got no glue

    • @daniellehershey4731
      @daniellehershey4731 5 років тому +19

      Perfect

    • @vu3071
      @vu3071 5 років тому +12

      He already know his name wasn't Nevil, he just call him Nevil

    • @unkennyvalley287
      @unkennyvalley287 5 років тому +4

      Absolute perfection

    • @TemptationsEnd
      @TemptationsEnd 5 років тому +6

      Butt to butt

    • @FBIagentObama
      @FBIagentObama 5 років тому +7

      BEST POEM EVER DUDE 🎉🎉🎊🎊🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🎖🎖🎖

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 3 роки тому +38

    5:33
    I can't unsee the mental image of Womble destroying his meat with Moonlight Sonata in the background

  • @tinkerairforce6003
    @tinkerairforce6003 4 роки тому +74

    "I don't speak for drunk cy, No one speaks for drunk cy"
    Cy

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  5 років тому +3876

    So after 2-3 bullshitteries in a row I'm going to submerge a little bit to work on some side-projects. My advanced apologies for my absence. Probably be gone for 8-9 weeks or so. See you soon xx

    • @mrnoobssayshi
      @mrnoobssayshi 5 років тому +94

      Nooooo

    • @davecroes3086
      @davecroes3086 5 років тому +309

      Business as asual :p

    • @MrLeeamus
      @MrLeeamus 5 років тому +32

      ARG GIMME MORE SOVIET VIDEO JUICE ARG!!!!

    • @sebs143
      @sebs143 5 років тому +19

      SovietWomble apriciate your content

    • @aidenweber7355
      @aidenweber7355 5 років тому +15

      Again?!

  • @mrsubscribe3498
    @mrsubscribe3498 5 років тому +673

    "I don't speak for 'Drunk Cy'
    Nobody speaks for 'Drunk Cy'"
    Cyanide 2019

    • @balbonits
      @balbonits 5 років тому +13

      Who speaks for 'DrunkNevil'? Can 'DrunkNevil' be understood?

    • @Dave_tda18
      @Dave_tda18 5 років тому +13

      @@balbonits Drunk Nevil is a being not to be contacted in any way shape or form, unless someone can speak fish

    • @poi9314
      @poi9314 5 років тому +4

      @@balbonits no mere mortal can comprehend Nevil because he is a celestial being therefore making his words incomprehensible to the feeble brain we mortals possess.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 5 років тому +3

      @@poi9314 They called this beast... Gibberkin.

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 Рік тому +149

    Returning to this video because apparently the eyes and mouth on the satchel charge are from Soviet’s *face.*
    Edit: Thanks @spk1121 in the replies. 10:36 for the moment.

  • @CarrionCrow993
    @CarrionCrow993 4 роки тому +198

    8:15
    *Boom*
    "What?!"
    "YOU PUT AN ANTI TANK MINE ON THE MAIN ROAD! THE MAAAIN ROAD!"

    • @FedUpFancy
      @FedUpFancy 4 роки тому +18

      I love the wild cackling in the background.

    • @galaxy8910
      @galaxy8910 3 роки тому +5

      @@FedUpFancy
      Me too. It just adds to the hilarity

  • @sheenydonut
    @sheenydonut 5 років тому +430

    My friends: 'Arma 3 is a dead game'
    *SovietWomble uploads video*
    *1.1 million views in 10 hours*

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 5 років тому +17

      99% of the peopel who watch the video dont have arma 3 or dont play it anymore. Arma 3 has died with CCG going down and Sa-Cunt pulling that full wipe bs. Now all you have left is cancer milsim servers and a few exile servers.

    • @alvarg
      @alvarg 5 років тому

      @@LocalDeepstateAgent we still have some exile servers, wasteland and king of the hill servers in australia

    • @alvarg
      @alvarg 5 років тому +1

      game is pretty old though, we need arma 4!

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 5 років тому

      @@alvarg Yeah but none of those communitys is really active. You got your average 20-50 players on the exile servers but only around 3pm-7pm

  • @user-ry6vr7ji8i
    @user-ry6vr7ji8i 5 років тому +6304

    Womble uploads the videos so rarely that Nevil started speaking normal English

    • @IDontExistAnymore89432
      @IDontExistAnymore89432 5 років тому +20

      Владислав Фесенко wait when I need a timestamp

    • @Midnight_AR
      @Midnight_AR 5 років тому +104

      @@IDontExistAnymore89432 at around minute 3:00 the second guy, the one behind soviet is nevil

    • @enshrowd
      @enshrowd 5 років тому +205

      i'm glad i wasnt the only one who noticed
      its crazy how good his accent and english has become since playing with these guys

    • @KcChaos26
      @KcChaos26 5 років тому +54

      Look at 4:00 when he talk about resetting his game

    • @standarduser7105
      @standarduser7105 5 років тому +51

      He purchased a better microphone, he speaks a little bit clearly now.

  • @TheGamingKiller242
    @TheGamingKiller242 Рік тому +24

    7:03
    "It's on principle Hitman 3. If the rebels can steal a Fighter Jet, think about how that makes the rest of the Russians in the region look."

  • @mertarican5456
    @mertarican5456 Рік тому +17

    10:37 that is wombles actual face lol i never thougt about that :O !

    • @skojaare
      @skojaare Рік тому +1

      I was just watching and was about to say haha

  • @defanlenatheo
    @defanlenatheo 5 років тому +1420

    I actually can understand nevil now,
    Thats an achievement

    • @EricTheRedWiseman
      @EricTheRedWiseman 5 років тому +47

      My God, I can actually understand him too! What sort of loopy land did i just walk into?!

    • @arcm4210
      @arcm4210 5 років тому +22

      i dont necessarily think that is a good sign we might be beyond saving now

    • @slothietunion1742
      @slothietunion1742 5 років тому +28

      @@EricTheRedWiseman it's Russia dude

    • @williamaldred335
      @williamaldred335 5 років тому +54

      We all have become fluent in idiot

    • @MRAtPt
      @MRAtPt 5 років тому +2

      @@arcm4210or he learned how to speak?

  • @danepher
    @danepher 5 років тому +1585

    "Aye shot a fookin gun at us"
    "These fookin glasses aren't prescription man"
    I lost it. Laughing and in a lot of pain!
    Chinny, give me some morphine!

    • @ozzycat1687
      @ozzycat1687 5 років тому +60

      We both know Chinny would've said "Fuck you, these are mine"

    • @mkkvc
      @mkkvc 5 років тому +40

      Are you dealing drugs?!
      *„No“*

    • @trevorwilliams8907
      @trevorwilliams8907 5 років тому +10

      I lost it when they started speaking

    • @madokaneaigasaki
      @madokaneaigasaki 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😣😣😣

  • @DaemonetteBait
    @DaemonetteBait 2 роки тому +31

    "I'm so sick of Russian stuff, Russian vehicles" a man ahead of his time I guess.

  • @dandydasyt4766
    @dandydasyt4766 4 роки тому +10

    I nearly lost my side when the deadman switch/mine split screen came on. That is genuinely on of the most competent and ingenious use of visual storytelling I've ever seen in video.

  • @sillyranger2
    @sillyranger2 5 років тому +1320

    10:41 I like how the bomb was silently overjoyed when Aizen dropped his dead-man switch

    • @alexforbes9291
      @alexforbes9291 4 роки тому +92

      ToyWasHere. The face is actually soviets face He talked about it a live stream

    • @slasher8765
      @slasher8765 4 роки тому +32

      @@alexforbes9291 I knew it, i see why quebec says he looks strange

    • @slasher8765
      @slasher8765 4 роки тому +19

      @@alexforbes9291 his eyes are so large

    • @cluelessbrain602
      @cluelessbrain602 4 роки тому +12

      @@alexforbes9291 holy fuck... There is a clip to that?

    • @UniverseIndistries
      @UniverseIndistries 4 роки тому +24

      Best unplanned skit I have ever seen.

  • @DaBirdman1995
    @DaBirdman1995 5 років тому +632

    8:09
    "The Gang commits a War Crime"
    "It's Always Sunny in Altis"

    • @kroneyt1493
      @kroneyt1493 5 років тому

      I hereby declare SovietWomble as Charlie and Cyanide as Frank. Anybody else got input for who in ZF would represent Dennis, Mac and Dee?

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 5 років тому

      @@kroneyt1493 nep as Dee

    • @kroneyt1493
      @kroneyt1493 5 років тому

      @@RobMustDie482 I feel like nep would take offense to that (assuming she knew anything about the show)

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 5 років тому

      @@kroneyt1493 Well, there's only three girls, Nep, Cake, and Cyanide's hot Girlfriend.

  • @stonewall-mz7yl
    @stonewall-mz7yl 4 роки тому +13

    The best line in this that could come right out of Hollywood: “we have to make due with the ones who sell the stuff, and not the ones who don’t.”

  • @christianlecroy980
    @christianlecroy980 Рік тому +8

    6:46 I'm honestly impressed that cy was able to steal a jet on his own. He said it himself, 5 hours of combat with a sniper and pistol

  • @carsonroepke1221
    @carsonroepke1221 5 років тому +209

    It appears Nevil has attended speech class, I’m proud of him.

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 5 років тому +23

      He’s growing up so fast!

    • @NoNameGamilain
      @NoNameGamilain 5 років тому +58

      Nah... In Soviet's word " He's like Chewbacca... You understand him more the longer you stay with him" XD

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 5 років тому +9

      Vietnamese is a helluvan accent.

    • @GradietPanda12345
      @GradietPanda12345 5 років тому

      Carson Roepke you’re a moron

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 5 років тому +1

      @@GradietPanda12345 how?

  • @madokuynsstash1979
    @madokuynsstash1979 5 років тому +222

    No-one
    Aizen *holds dead man switch
    Wifi: yeet

  • @Kitsu-Neko
    @Kitsu-Neko 4 роки тому +27

    Literal explosives: *doesn't even leave a scratch on the factory*
    Quad Bike: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*

  • @slenderminion289
    @slenderminion289 4 роки тому +10

    Cyanide's reaction to the anti-tank mine has got to be one of the funniest things i have heard in months.
    The bad audio quality only makes it so much better.

  • @TheGuardDuck
    @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +2497

    Poor Womble gets no respect. He insists on a respectful name for the uprising, but they keep calling it WANK, But...
    As soon as they screw up, some fool sings the Badgers song...

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 5 років тому +70

      but they are the badgers, they are the badgers.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 5 років тому +25

      i thought of Fighting Union of Creative Killerwhales
      or Solidarity of Enourmous Xavier
      or League Of Very Extraordinary
      EDIT: i fufked up

    • @NoRezos
      @NoRezos 5 років тому +32

      @@Delta1296pt2 Dude, it's "fwaggot"

    • @Kronoscyl
      @Kronoscyl 5 років тому

      St Anger

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 років тому +11

      @@Ch4pp13 They fight for freedom (but mainly money).

  • @tambrone3352
    @tambrone3352 5 років тому +700

    Subs: It's already impossible of him to upload a video every couple of months let alone multiple
    Womble: *Observe*

    • @BreathlessBreathing
      @BreathlessBreathing 5 років тому +6

      He's said he aims for one every four weeks

    • @thewritersroom816
      @thewritersroom816 5 років тому +15

      @Stefan J Long time to edit and spends most of his free time streaming.
      May also have work idk.

    • @TheLeaderX1
      @TheLeaderX1 5 років тому +8

      @Stefan J look at 2:33 and you understand why

    • @zetroll0372
      @zetroll0372 5 років тому +2

      @@TheLeaderX1 so you're saying that the animation going around the screen took a loooooong time to edit or womble is high?

    • @tranced42
      @tranced42 5 років тому

      Savvy Marshall more like one every 4 months

  • @angelmaxxx
    @angelmaxxx 4 роки тому +37

    11:40
    This is the moment the ZF Clan sealed their fate.

  • @Trademark56
    @Trademark56 4 роки тому +22

    Man, watching this after part 5 gives you a new perspective on why that factory didn’t explode XD

  • @mikesmith-mr9ti
    @mikesmith-mr9ti 5 років тому +338

    Chinny's war starter pack
    1)Pistol - 1x
    2)Kevlar - 1x
    3)Morphine - 77x and pretty much whole pharmacy shop in the bag

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +10

      Cyanide needs his medication.

    • @mikesmith-mr9ti
      @mikesmith-mr9ti 5 років тому +4

      @@davecrupel2817 Oh yeah the old episode flashbacks :DD

    • @damrullah
      @damrullah 5 років тому +1

      @@davecrupel2817 there's never enough morphine for cyanide 🤣

    • @chrisbartow192
      @chrisbartow192 5 років тому

      Hey morphine sells for alot in altos okay

    • @undrscor6741
      @undrscor6741 5 років тому

      I don't see a problem.

  • @Hannah_DoubleYou
    @Hannah_DoubleYou 5 років тому +771

    *"That's your no claims bonus gone"*
    Most adult thing I've heard on this channel

    • @Andrew-ih2gz
      @Andrew-ih2gz 5 років тому +15

      Can't lose your no claims bonus if there isn't anyone left to put a claim.
      The logic is perfect here. Lol

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 5 років тому +3

      It also assumes they pay the insurance premiums Haha idky, but ZF seems like a clan that would _"forget"_ to pay them

  • @rylanortheunyielding3811
    @rylanortheunyielding3811 4 роки тому +53

    8:17,I like this version of Cy

  • @benrush9684
    @benrush9684 4 роки тому +22

    It’s amazing to think that all this is a figment of ZF’s imagination

  • @cory6266
    @cory6266 5 років тому +229

    "The northerner's a smackhead"
    I learn so much about Britain watching Womble.

    • @insertname1667
      @insertname1667 5 років тому +34

      cory6266 then you should know he's talking utter nonsense! We northerners are pissheads, it's the southern fairies who have the money to be able to afford a habit that'll make them a smackhead!

    • @rorschach42
      @rorschach42 5 років тому +10

      @@insertname1667 Have you seen the price of beer down here? Smack's way cheaper.

    • @kawaiishrekuwuenergy5262
      @kawaiishrekuwuenergy5262 5 років тому

      @@rorschach42 now I know where to go when in England

  • @JusuchinPanjirinanu
    @JusuchinPanjirinanu 5 років тому +148

    Cyanide yelling at Womble after putting an AT Mine on the main highway: Priceless
    Cyanide working hard to get himself a jet: I admire the dedication, and applaud.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 4 роки тому +11

    "Of course the fucking Northerner is a smackhead. Bloody hell."
    Such a savage, Soviet.

  • @kamikazelookinheads3494
    @kamikazelookinheads3494 3 роки тому +4

    10:25 the Deadman switch falling and the smile are the best part of this entire video

  • @Huma270490
    @Huma270490 5 років тому +6493

    8:14 Let's appreciate this moment.
    I think they're missing the main point: It is not the fact of where did Soviet set the mine, is the fact that, because it is called "anti-tank mine" Soviet thinks that ONLY tanks would set off the mine...

    • @ahsoei9641
      @ahsoei9641 5 років тому +1101

      According to my friend, anti-tank mine has some serious threshold, so yeah, it needs something as heavy as a tank to set it off.... Perhaps that civilian truck was pretty heavy.

    • @basemaus3728
      @basemaus3728 5 років тому +514

      It actually does, it needs wuite a heavy weight, a average car would probanly not activate it

    • @Huma270490
      @Huma270490 5 років тому +510

      @@basemaus3728 Yep but also there are mines with magnetic detectors which doesn't rely on weight and other models. We don't know which system works on ArmA..

    • @jeremiahjamesmanacnes2751
      @jeremiahjamesmanacnes2751 5 років тому +68

      @@Huma270490 can you explain the big red button on the AT mine?

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +239

      Well it's also videogame logic, like how in some games anti-vehicle weaponry does poop to infantry...??? Because troops carry stronger armor than tanks???
      I would have made the same mistake. Funny thing, Womble makes mistakes because he figured the game works such a way, and everyone else makes mistakes cuz they're stupid cunts. I feel sorry for him.

  • @depsydawn9206
    @depsydawn9206 5 років тому +1954

    Heey, Nevil's English improved like... Significantly! He is now more understandable!
    Or you guys are now fluent in idiot therefore able to understand him...And to be honest I don't know..

    • @vu3071
      @vu3071 5 років тому +17

      Yes

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, I was thinking, When did he learn to talk? Nice!

    • @deef6242
      @deef6242 5 років тому +8

      Maybe we're all fluent in idiot

    • @baconpantsable
      @baconpantsable 5 років тому +7

      Maybe Nevil was secretly the smart one of the group

    •  5 років тому

      I when through the entire video mistaking someone else's voice with Nevil. Boiii did he improves.

  • @benjichambers9058
    @benjichambers9058 Рік тому +14

    10:37 Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure this is actually Soviet's first partial face reveal

  • @thegrayyernaut
    @thegrayyernaut 2 роки тому +4

    The beginning of this video (when they just moved to the Swamp) took place at the same time as when they lost Petros in the final episode on stream. Right after Cyanide talked about Hella Skrilla, they proceeded to checking out the buildings, and Quebec realized they lost the commander.
    The power of editing.

  • @karmallarma5871
    @karmallarma5871 5 років тому +3877

    Cyanide's meltdown after the anti tank mine is the funniest thing I've seen all day
    Also is it just me or is Nevil becoming more and more comprehensible?

    • @redgroupclan
      @redgroupclan 5 років тому +253

      I know right, I could actually understand what he was saying this time.

    • @randomrotors7639
      @randomrotors7639 5 років тому +362

      No, you have just been exposed long enough that its starting to make sense.

    • @unkennyvalley287
      @unkennyvalley287 5 років тому +361

      You are starting to get fluent in idiot

    • @l.q.a.6279
      @l.q.a.6279 5 років тому +115

      It just feels so weird actually understanding what Nevil said, really.

    • @ShadowIsatis
      @ShadowIsatis 5 років тому +68

      The guy in the background of his meltdown laughing like a hyena was even better.

  • @TrinityShoji
    @TrinityShoji 5 років тому +387

    I remember watching the stream, thinking, "that mine in the middle of the road is going to kill someone, and it won't be an enemy."
    5 minutes later...

    • @unkennyvalley287
      @unkennyvalley287 5 років тому +22

      I still have the clip of it.
      "I think we've learned a valuable lasson here today"
      "Yeah you are a chimp"

    • @ukuneeme5025
      @ukuneeme5025 5 років тому

      Where Are the streams

    • @spartanxander-0476
      @spartanxander-0476 5 років тому +2

      But Womble was onto something brcause anti tank mines arent easily triggered, maybe the truck was heavy enough but for example you could literally jump on a real one and not go off

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus 5 років тому +2

      Anti-tank mines are magnetic so if enough metal goes above them they activate.

    • @FarEast56
      @FarEast56 5 років тому

      @@ukuneeme5025 it was a month ago i think

  • @readingking1421
    @readingking1421 2 роки тому +1

    I haven't rewatched this in a while so when the car bomb incident came up I laughed, well past the point of being able to breathe and nearly passed out from lack of air.
    I love this channel so, so much.

  • @ArkaniumGaming
    @ArkaniumGaming 4 роки тому +19

    He's making a list
    He's checking it twice
    He's bringing me an improvised explosive device

    • @ArkaniumGaming
      @ArkaniumGaming 3 роки тому

      @@amelia4384 About damn time someone caught on.

    • @ArkaniumGaming
      @ArkaniumGaming 3 роки тому

      @@amelia4384 Radio stations on 11/1: Time to blast the same Xmas music non-stop!

  • @merskses1310
    @merskses1310 5 років тому +480

    Womble:*uploads a new vid*
    *happy noises*

    • @EpicGoldenWarrior
      @EpicGoldenWarrior 5 років тому

      In the meantime between videos if you guys could offer suggestions for improvements on my new Arma 3 video series that would be appreciated

    • @esme4587
      @esme4587 5 років тому

      Same

  • @jeaniciasparkles
    @jeaniciasparkles 5 років тому +1392

    “No chanting death to America.”
    “Awww.”
    “Ok a little chanting death to America.”
    “Yaaaay!”

    • @Skijaramaz
      @Skijaramaz 5 років тому +36

      I am an american and I kinda approve of this sentiment. A harsh spanking and humbling at the very least. We sorely need it over here.

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 5 років тому +26

      @@Skijaramaz our first sin was making fortnite

    • @SkullzJoker12
      @SkullzJoker12 5 років тому +19

      Literally next episode,
      "I wish I hadn't said that"

    • @fumiyamda9223
      @fumiyamda9223 5 років тому +8

      Me: DEATH TO AMERICA

    • @Jonathan-fb1kj
      @Jonathan-fb1kj 5 років тому +9

      Death to America and Butter sauce.

  • @ePilon100
    @ePilon100 5 років тому +7

    i like how Soviet drives on the left side of the road like it's Englang, even though he can clearly see that other cars are driving on the right side

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord 4 роки тому +45

    I agree with womble on the anti-tank mine thing. You'd think that an AT mine would be set to only trigger with the weight of a tank, and not and just any car.

    • @12th.jahlil
      @12th.jahlil 4 роки тому +1

      No, mine is mine

    • @unknownentityenthusiast6765
      @unknownentityenthusiast6765 4 роки тому +3

      APVX I mean anti tank mines sometimes have weight triggers and sometimes have a magnetic activator, the AT mine could have been one of the magnetic ones

    • @12th.jahlil
      @12th.jahlil 4 роки тому

      That is new info for me. Probably Broken Shadows

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 4 роки тому +6

      Rat poison only kills rats, right?

    • @thedeergod435
      @thedeergod435 4 роки тому +5

      Keep in mind is was a truck, could have been loaded with enough weight to cause it to set off

  • @godofthestairs3851
    @godofthestairs3851 5 років тому +1128

    Who would win:
    An undestroyable factory, that can survive multiple bomb explosions
    Or
    One biky boy

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 5 років тому +13

      Its arma 3 where thorn bushes that render in when you're 5m far away from them can and will one hit the strongest armored vehicle in the game, the Slammer UP. Also never underestimate quad bikes plus all the realism mods like ace3 which they're using. EACH of that mods shrapnels that appear when a vehicle explodes has the damage of a GBU

    • @hw7202
      @hw7202 5 років тому +4

      Realism > goofy gameplay

    • @LocalDeepstateAgent
      @LocalDeepstateAgent 5 років тому +8

      @@hw7202 I mean, ace3 and all that shit are supposed to enhance the realism factor. But all they really do is fuck up the gameplay in a good way.

    • @TehMillionkill
      @TehMillionkill 5 років тому +2

      It was a load-bearing quadbike

    • @danted.lixious6738
      @danted.lixious6738 5 років тому

      🤔🤔 I mean the building might have been weakened all along with the bombs

  • @josephbanks6319
    @josephbanks6319 5 років тому +1483

    ZF: * Have a genuinely good idea *
    The Natural Order: Am I a joke to you?
    Aizen's Steam Authentication: I'm about to end this whole man's career

    • @catofwar119
      @catofwar119 5 років тому +24

      More like "i'm about to end this clan entire career"

    • @rautamiekka
      @rautamiekka 5 років тому

      Just wait for a false BattlEye ban for the whole Clan :P

    • @igneous061
      @igneous061 5 років тому +2

      who else is dying from that scene.....

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 3 роки тому +6

    "These fookin' glasses ain't prescription, man!"
    I'm still giggling about that one.

  • @ballsdeep6924
    @ballsdeep6924 3 роки тому +7

    7:14 this implies that everyone else knew what Cyanide was doing and just went with it

  • @missalcoholic4572
    @missalcoholic4572 5 років тому +838

    The dead man switch edit got me full buckling, man

    • @Marpurrsa
      @Marpurrsa 5 років тому

      @@dr.hahnchenflugel1492 he's been on cyanide's stream before, just look it up

    • @Eriksjostrom
      @Eriksjostrom 5 років тому +7

      @@Marpurrsa As always, that was Mr Batty, one of Cyanide's IRL friends and mods. Rewatch the footage and try to look through the extremely thin layer of sarcasm.

    • @eeyoreboygames8060
      @eeyoreboygames8060 5 років тому

      One of the best clips 😂

    • @mathewsebastiane8641
      @mathewsebastiane8641 5 років тому

      Ikr

  • @Reivehn
    @Reivehn 5 років тому +538

    A: We have a problem
    B: What?
    A: People die when they are killed.

    • @lewhanwen4302
      @lewhanwen4302 5 років тому +24

      Shirou Emiya-style reasoning right there.

    • @myst8719
      @myst8719 5 років тому +7

      @@lewhanwen4302 YOU are a man of culture my friend !

    • @strangerice4467
      @strangerice4467 5 років тому +1

      @@lewhanwen4302 Genuinely didn't expect that from these comments! Call me impressed!

    • @tsukasa9838
      @tsukasa9838 5 років тому +2

      Even if youre correct doesnt mean youre right

    • @lewhanwen4302
      @lewhanwen4302 5 років тому

      @@strangerice4467 mapo tofu

  • @silvadic2207
    @silvadic2207 3 роки тому +12

    I love the ending.
    “Right. No chanting Death to America.”
    “Awwww.”
    “All right. A little bit of Death to America.”
    “YAAAY!”
    Makes him sound like a father who’s stern but still makes the child’s day with some fun.

  • @bwwun9200
    @bwwun9200 3 роки тому +2

    6:17 someone made an animatic of this with star wars and it was fukn hilarious and now i know where it’s from!!! Quality content womble

  • @skinnypennis_316
    @skinnypennis_316 5 років тому +5280

    *"Totally legitimate and Highly Competent Irishman"*
    Mate have u been to Ireland

    • @genesisguadalupe7425
      @genesisguadalupe7425 5 років тому +247

      He's basically saying they should've bought from the IRA. A car bomb would be useful lmao

    • @arielfetters5662
      @arielfetters5662 5 років тому +168

      @@genesisguadalupe7425 But it's not a car bomb! It's a mobile explosive device :P

    • @tyronequinn
      @tyronequinn 5 років тому +55

      My name on discord is IncompetentAndIrish. So it hits hard

    • @daddysempaichan
      @daddysempaichan 5 років тому +54

      He was a fool, he should've known that even the worst Scottish bombmaker is better than the best Irish bombmaker.

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 5 років тому +36

      _Yur wottin ta goo mate?_

  • @Boomdakka
    @Boomdakka 5 років тому +624

    "Okay just a little bit of death to America." "YAAAY!!"
    12:10

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 5 років тому +5

      i mean with the sh!t show going on right now... why not 🙏2020

    • @TheRealJulien
      @TheRealJulien 5 років тому +8

      Somewhere, someone put Womble on a blacklist for that statement.

    • @Palidan82
      @Palidan82 5 років тому +4

      @@markrayes2973 You're not wrong my guy

    • @Userext47
      @Userext47 5 років тому +4

      I didn't see the stream but I'm betting a biplane with bombs on it crashing into american formation

    • @jortsmcpunch2580
      @jortsmcpunch2580 5 років тому

      DEATH TO AMERICA

  • @randomidiot1588
    @randomidiot1588 5 років тому +189

    Dad: Son what do you want for your birth day.
    Son: Antistasi Bullshittery - part 3
    Dad: Be realistic son.
    (dumb joke I just wanted to do because why not when have nothing better to do)

  • @grilledcheesinator55
    @grilledcheesinator55 3 роки тому +6

    6:16 for anyone coming from the Star Wars thing

  • @TheJjcczz
    @TheJjcczz 5 років тому +402

    Everyone thinks Nevil sounds more comprehensible but really we’ve all just been slowly adjusting to the point where we can no longer tell the difference

    • @tylerlundry1906
      @tylerlundry1906 5 років тому +33

      We're all fluent in idiot speak by now. Maybe that mean political jobs are open now

    • @moose-mancer
      @moose-mancer 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, let's undermine someone's effort improving their English.

    • @adamstringer7092
      @adamstringer7092 5 років тому +7

      I think he's finally got a microphone that doesn't sound like he found it in a skip.

    • @TheJjcczz
      @TheJjcczz 5 років тому +11

      Señor Tequila Purr I’m not undermining anything nevil’s speech is a long running joke, Womble and Cyanide made a similar joke in a previous episode and all of ZF have joked about it for a long time. If Nevil had a problem with it then he would have said so a long time ago

    • @ronnieanderson8258
      @ronnieanderson8258 5 років тому

      TheJjcczz yes

  • @seanironfist8887
    @seanironfist8887 5 років тому +288

    "Part 2/5"
    This.. Does put a smile on my face..
    To be honest Womble, i dont really care if the next one's will take a while. The wait is worth it with the great content you provide for us! Do your best in whatever your gonna do, we're here to support ya

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 3 роки тому +11

    5:04 He's singing a song from "Le Miserable" French revolution movie

  • @Ataume
    @Ataume 5 років тому +6

    That was GENUINELY impressive and bloody hilarious how the situation with the dead-man switch played out. (And as always, nice editing, Soviet.)