Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 9)

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  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  3 роки тому +27777

    For those just joining, slight apologies for the older nature of many of these clips. I was having a spring-cleaning of some old project files and found that some projects had quite a large number of highlights left over (CSGO, PUBG and DayZ). It felt like such a shame to leave them there. Hopefully they're still amusing. There's definitely enough for a CSGO part 10 if so. Hope everyone is doing well.

    • @NoxnYT
      @NoxnYT 3 роки тому +1101

      CSGO part 10 would be incredible! 2017 was the last bullshittery from CSGO (aside from this video of course) and I'd love to see even more!

    • @ajpewding4058
      @ajpewding4058 3 роки тому +126

      We are now :)

    • @thismans1405
      @thismans1405 3 роки тому +127

      You're fine dude. Have fun

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +10

      Nice

    • @KremitYT
      @KremitYT 3 роки тому +62

      DayZ you say?

  • @shinkinshin001119
    @shinkinshin001119 3 роки тому +2550

    Glanced the "uploaded 3 minutes ago", I thought my eyes were deceiving me and it would actually say "3 years ago."

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  3 роки тому +13414

    This was really fun to edit though, I must admit. A smooth project. Completed in three weeks. Feeling pretty psyched to start the next thing :)

    • @Anthony9352
      @Anthony9352 3 роки тому +464

      Yeah, I'm thoroughly Impressed it got completed in such a short time frame.

    • @ajsalem2005
      @ajsalem2005 3 роки тому +67

      Im glad to see you keen and excited on a project of your choosing soviet, it definitely shows through your work when you are able to do something "for you" and is definitely a smart way to avoid burnout and continuously provide quality content, thats why you are literally the only person I watch on twitch..... well ok thats a lie, I watch quebec too because well, come on hes got the voice of an angel lets be honest lmao

    • @AlphaMykee
      @AlphaMykee 3 роки тому +15

      Glad that you are excited again with videos! Thanks for all the hard work!

    • @6777Productions
      @6777Productions 3 роки тому +4

      Wonderful work Womble. A much appreciated good laugh! And a very impressive turnaround time to say the least!

    • @Acheronpanda
      @Acheronpanda 3 роки тому +2

      And now Cyanide can't give you any shit!

  • @simplebryll123
    @simplebryll123 3 роки тому +8999

    womble a few years before: **is master guardian elite**
    womble in 2021: **S I L V E R E L I T E**

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 3 роки тому +355

      Those are old clips, and might not be chronological.

    • @two8three8
      @two8three8 3 роки тому +590

      @@Mernom That silver elite clip's at most 2 years old and he got MGE in 2015

    • @Seopy
      @Seopy 3 роки тому +46

      I mean?
      whats the difference?

    • @two8three8
      @two8three8 3 роки тому +295

      @@Seopy Shows how far he's "fallen"

    • @Adrian-fo4kv
      @Adrian-fo4kv 3 роки тому +177

      @@two8three8 Ranking system got changed since then.

  • @saluu9573
    @saluu9573 3 роки тому +3439

    I've rewatched the old cs bullshitterys so many times over the years, I started and finished uni in the mean time..

    • @LPboy77
      @LPboy77 3 роки тому +57

      dude the same, literally :D

    • @Mazurecki56
      @Mazurecki56 3 роки тому +99

      I've watched all Bullshittery videos so many times I felt obliged to sub to Soviet on twitch even though I literally never have the time to watch anything live. Pretty sure it's been over a year now.

    • @sakurai1996
      @sakurai1996 3 роки тому +2

      Same.

    • @tamayo_1681
      @tamayo_1681 3 роки тому +34

      its like dad, he bought cigarettes all these years and came back with a carton of milk.

    • @lancealot6059
      @lancealot6059 3 роки тому +4

      Dude soviet was my high school binge

  • @fizikabi6358
    @fizikabi6358 3 роки тому +2827

    “Huh, that’s curious. I havent watched this one before.” *8 hours ago* “OH!!”

    • @NghiaNguyen-hq2im
      @NghiaNguyen-hq2im 3 роки тому +27

      I though that was a hair on my screen

    • @fizikabi6358
      @fizikabi6358 3 роки тому +6

      @@NghiaNguyen-hq2im edited for you

    • @Goapplefreak
      @Goapplefreak 3 роки тому +7

      Thats EXACTLY what I was thinking, but in german. You´re a fukin mindreader.

    • @mordenonaoni8942
      @mordenonaoni8942 3 роки тому +2

      @@Goapplefreak same, but in italian 😁

    • @Klintz
      @Klintz 3 роки тому +2

      Same thing here, but brazilian lol

  • @SiegeTales
    @SiegeTales 3 роки тому +9276

    no way this video is live

  • @louisrobitaille5810
    @louisrobitaille5810 3 роки тому +2749

    Nep: To fake the fake defuse.
    Soviet's brain: To fake the fake... - + - = +... *confused*

    • @zachariahsmith1324
      @zachariahsmith1324 3 роки тому +20

      underrated joke but no one gets simple math apparently

    • @zachariahsmith1324
      @zachariahsmith1324 3 роки тому +2

      @Yung Tommy Wow did you tell all your friends about how you owned everyone in the comment section with your sarcastic and very cool attitude?

    • @zachariahsmith1324
      @zachariahsmith1324 3 роки тому +2

      @Yung Tommy Oh rip sorry

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 3 роки тому +1

      I kept hearing that as “To fake to fake defuse”.

  • @BlackKnight66600
    @BlackKnight66600 3 роки тому +1536

    Fun fact! “I just shoot the colours” was also the ZF clan’s attitude when in Vietnam.

    • @williamnewman8293
      @williamnewman8293 3 роки тому +145

      *racist bell ringing noises*

    • @Web720
      @Web720 3 роки тому +11

      Technically the truth.

    • @Amit-id2zx
      @Amit-id2zx 3 роки тому +44

      “YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!!”

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 роки тому +18

      @@Amit-id2zx that’s racist. Its pronounced wacist everyone knows that

    • @jeanetten.s.8557
      @jeanetten.s.8557 3 роки тому +14

      @@Johndoe-jd racist bell *Jingling*

  • @DoubleRBlaxican
    @DoubleRBlaxican 3 роки тому +11939

    I think Soviet is the only youtuber to start at master guardian and end up in silver

    • @Zaiross7
      @Zaiross7 3 роки тому +391

      i think he started playing on old ranking system

    • @Ivanio
      @Ivanio 3 роки тому +23

      @@GIFT636 Never

    • @noname-wk6ze
      @noname-wk6ze 3 роки тому +165

      Maybe that is why cynide touch cs go again

    • @davie17
      @davie17 3 роки тому +6

      Yes

    • @davie17
      @davie17 3 роки тому +9

      @@Bomerrr are they a youtuber?

  • @redsky007
    @redsky007 3 роки тому +2012

    The "pew" shot subtitles never gets old.

    • @maxikohstall8831
      @maxikohstall8831 3 роки тому +2

      Pew Pew

    • @NghiaNguyen-hq2im
      @NghiaNguyen-hq2im 3 роки тому +2

      Must take awhile

    • @LasseRafnDk
      @LasseRafnDk 3 роки тому +3

      This was the literal reason I subscribed - Hope it never stops

    • @pinkfloppyass
      @pinkfloppyass 3 роки тому +2

      The pew subtitles are probably the reason his videos take so long

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 3 роки тому +1404

    I love the ongoing sass war between Soviet and Nep.

    • @htko89
      @htko89 3 роки тому +8

      wow

    • @incomingbear1334
      @incomingbear1334 3 роки тому +139

      All because she said she didn't want his babies.

    • @鈴音-q6c
      @鈴音-q6c Рік тому +4

      long time no see nep :(

    • @kmikl
      @kmikl Рік тому

      It's better than the Ass war.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому

      ​@@kmiklI don't think Womble would mind that much

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 3 роки тому +7081

    Damn! Almost 4 years since the last CS:GO Bullshittery... I feel so old...

    • @slavthesage5661
      @slavthesage5661 3 роки тому +367

      Wait wut? I gotta check this... It CAN'T have been that long.... Can it?
      Just checked..... yup. April 2017 was P8 of CS:GO. NOW I FEEL OLD!

    • @zovius4665
      @zovius4665 3 роки тому +121

      oh my god I never even thought of it like that, now you're making me feel old.

    • @_Phoenyx_
      @_Phoenyx_ 3 роки тому +122

      Congratulations, you gave me a minor existential crisis with this comment.

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 3 роки тому +11

      Well i know what to look forward to

    • @netizen6958
      @netizen6958 3 роки тому +25

      4 years just like 12 vids

  • @paulosantana415
    @paulosantana415 3 роки тому +2194

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how wholesome Soviet is for taking using an awful crosshair simply because Cyanide gave it to him? He's such a good boy.

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 3 роки тому +38

      I don't think "wholesome" means what you think it does.

    • @RottingCarpet
      @RottingCarpet 3 роки тому +121

      @@juggmkj Holesome

    • @ChamberK-1
      @ChamberK-1 3 роки тому +22

      What was wrong with it? I don’t play CSGO

    • @charlesaguinaldo4251
      @charlesaguinaldo4251 3 роки тому +115

      having a worst crosshair can literally makes ur aim bad at least for me but in soviet's case no matter how you change the crosshair his aim sucks like his silver elite rank

    • @lalithadavi4845
      @lalithadavi4845 3 роки тому +11

      Remember the hehe thing

  • @fyrentenimar
    @fyrentenimar 3 роки тому +1757

    "Just because I'm playing with a handicap"
    "I have a name"
    Between the tone, the delivery and all, that was the best part for me.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +3

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear karma

    • @gamer65688
      @gamer65688 3 роки тому +27

      God this guy is such a cancer cell

    • @samuelpalmer3855
      @samuelpalmer3855 3 роки тому +13

      7:15 btw

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 3 роки тому +12

      @@AxxLAfriku go home, nobody. your dad is ashamed of you.

    • @Triantalex
      @Triantalex 3 роки тому

      hm??.

  • @spiritwildfiregaming1975
    @spiritwildfiregaming1975 3 роки тому +1049

    The moment Cyanide heard that Womble is a Silver.
    He's been waiting years just for this very moment.

  • @EpicDonutDudeMemes
    @EpicDonutDudeMemes 3 роки тому +8647

    3:03 I just realised that this is old Inferno, these clips are pre-historic

    • @wawacat6568
      @wawacat6568 3 роки тому +634

      There are also some old menu clips, that reawakened some nostalgic moments

    • @mucpougaming6092
      @mucpougaming6092 3 роки тому +254

      those SAS models with the axe on their backs

    • @Scarapter
      @Scarapter 3 роки тому +148

      I don't even remember much about the map on 2:20

    • @envfynestt9132
      @envfynestt9132 3 роки тому +88

      4:25. That is exactly what makes this took so long

    • @neilaquino5294
      @neilaquino5294 3 роки тому +15

      but they're still good af 😀 OLD but gOLD

  • @Amit-id2zx
    @Amit-id2zx 3 роки тому +9290

    Ah! He remembered his UA-cam password!

    • @humanoidwolf
      @humanoidwolf 3 роки тому +125

      Or he remembered he's was once a great UA-camr and making us wait three months for sovietwomble videos

    • @vegarose4638
      @vegarose4638 3 роки тому +85

      I didn't think "1,2,3,4" would be that hard to remember...

    • @srttp2
      @srttp2 3 роки тому +33

      He streams daily on twitch lmao you can watch him there

    • @sarthakcoulekar
      @sarthakcoulekar 3 роки тому +5

      Original comment

    • @braydencook4708
      @braydencook4708 3 роки тому +7

      Fix your shit Womble lmao

  • @iwong3357
    @iwong3357 3 роки тому +1412

    "I must apologize for SovietWomble. We purposefully gave him a bad crosshair... as a joke."

    • @Xenmaru00
      @Xenmaru00 3 роки тому +47

      "if you've got a wall, i'll shoot it!"

    • @CptCh4os
      @CptCh4os 3 роки тому +22

      What does this "bad crosshair" mean? How can a cross hair be bad?

    • @Adam-lw9il
      @Adam-lw9il 3 роки тому +48

      @@CptCh4os I assume it just wasn't actually centered where it should be.

    • @CptCh4os
      @CptCh4os 3 роки тому +8

      @@Adam-lw9il I thought that too but is that even possible? And if yes... why?

    • @snikerz5886
      @snikerz5886 3 роки тому +23

      @@CptCh4os like they said yes it is possible and as a joke.

  • @hatchcrazy
    @hatchcrazy 3 роки тому +719

    "Now Chernobyl is in ruins" absolutely _sent_ me.

    • @Ivanio
      @Ivanio 3 роки тому +5

      Hiroshima 2.0

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 роки тому +3

      @@Ivanio No, Hiroshima was a detonation, and Chernobyl was a nuclear meltdown, they're nothing likely.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 3 роки тому +8

      @@tashkent561 No Chernobyl was a nuclear core explosion, something that every nuclear physicist up until that point thought was impossible and could only happen thanks to an extreme amount of cutting corners on materials for the core and extreme incompetence by Dyatlov, the guy performing the test. Fukushima and Three Miles Island now those were meltdowns, they're nothing alike. A meltdown can potentially destroy a city. Chernobyl had the potential to destroy most of Eurasia.

  • @TheGreaterDane
    @TheGreaterDane 3 роки тому +2207

    “Yesterday we had Jesus today we have hitler” damn these ARE old clips

    • @sprayz8242
      @sprayz8242 3 роки тому +29

      Oh my god the time passes to fast :(

    • @heroeslore03
      @heroeslore03 3 роки тому +3

      How old exactly?

    • @atsmozo7393
      @atsmozo7393 3 роки тому +85

      @@heroeslore03 about 4 years old

    • @333dae
      @333dae 3 роки тому +55

      @@heroeslore03 at LEAST 3, that’s the old UI that got changed in 2018

    • @atsmozo7393
      @atsmozo7393 3 роки тому +43

      @Mario TC the clips are from old streams, but the editing stile is modern one, the one Womble uses rn

  • @Thephattestfilipino6012
    @Thephattestfilipino6012 3 роки тому +1778

    “Yesterday we had Jesus today we had Hitler”
    *Flashback to like 5 years ago*
    “We’re playing with Christ, the man Himself.”

    • @Crazor2000
      @Crazor2000 3 роки тому +223

      "Keep in mind, it takes me 3 days to respawn"

    • @Fatdove
      @Fatdove 3 роки тому +8

      Nostelgia

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 3 роки тому +25

      So this clip was the day after that one then, I guess.

    • @303Dudi
      @303Dudi 3 роки тому +8

      Which bullshittery was that again?

    • @hoodedmonster5611
      @hoodedmonster5611 3 роки тому +1

      The fact that this comment has 666 likes, does not sit well with Him

  • @ConnorBlackwood
    @ConnorBlackwood 3 роки тому +2779

    All those years and you finally rank down lol

    • @dwaynearaujo4553
      @dwaynearaujo4553 3 роки тому +5

      Ahahahahhaa!!

    • @inanis9801
      @inanis9801 3 роки тому +59

      He just ranked up in reverse.

    • @ReturnOfMonke
      @ReturnOfMonke 3 роки тому +2

      Nice to see this again.

    • @NoVaOnYT01
      @NoVaOnYT01 3 роки тому +24

      This video is very fucking old btw

    • @N_KONG
      @N_KONG 3 роки тому +6

      He's no longer better than GAMBIT!

  • @theimpala9771
    @theimpala9771 3 роки тому +366

    As soon as Womble pulled the pin on the grenade I had to lean in to see how he was going to screw this up. Wasn’t disappointed.

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

  • @fishincheap1102
    @fishincheap1102 3 роки тому +1209

    Old inferno? This is pretty much historical footage. I was in high school when this was recorded. I know people who have died since these clips holy moly

    • @L1vingAshlar
      @L1vingAshlar 3 роки тому +124

      Before Panorama too, apparently this is Soviet's Magnum Opus, it took nearly half a decade.

    • @leon_-_-
      @leon_-_- 3 роки тому +23

      Magnum opus? There old unused videos that took 3 weeks to piece together 😂

    • @muhnoodles
      @muhnoodles 3 роки тому +3

      @@leon_-_- Magnum. Opus.
      lol

    • @hellsentthe3rd318
      @hellsentthe3rd318 3 роки тому

      That went pretty dark by the end

    • @jawlig
      @jawlig 3 роки тому

      RIP to the bredrin

  • @or10nsharkfin
    @or10nsharkfin 3 роки тому +929

    "Just because I'm playing with a handicap I shouldn't cheat, apparently."
    "...I have a name."
    Self-realization is the first step.

  • @RealRaven6229
    @RealRaven6229 3 роки тому +4274

    “I have a name”
    The delivery on that joke was great.

    • @immortaljanus
      @immortaljanus 3 роки тому +72

      It's not the first time Womble has been called 'The Handicap'...

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

    • @kapilbusawah7169
      @kapilbusawah7169 3 роки тому +10

      Took me the entire video, a read through comments plus a whole extra minute to understand that one.

    • @tekartsu2051
      @tekartsu2051 3 роки тому +1

      I don't get it that much, can someone explain it please?

    • @RealRaven6229
      @RealRaven6229 3 роки тому +31

      @@tekartsu2051 Someone said handicap and he said "I have a name" because it's rude to not call someone by their name, acknowledging that he's bad at the game in the process.

  • @EridiumStar
    @EridiumStar 3 роки тому +524

    PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LET THIS SERIES DIE

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

    • @siangchengpang772
      @siangchengpang772 3 роки тому +6

      He doesn't play the game anymore

    • @TamLe-bj2yl
      @TamLe-bj2yl 2 роки тому +3

      @Garmon soviet haven't touched the game for years, and his clips are not a lot left (he said MAYBE enough for one more shorter bullshitery).
      He played the game again for few days with ZF and others few months ago, had great moments, but dont keep your hope high.

  • @huntermurphy2768
    @huntermurphy2768 3 роки тому +887

    Nep killing Soviet when he was following her was the best decision she’s ever made

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 3 роки тому +23

      She's really good at shooting him in the head in anger...

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 3 роки тому +14

      @@edi9892 good thing they aren't American.

    • @jakarhess7129
      @jakarhess7129 3 роки тому +12

      @@sopcannon yeah... shes Austrian, she'll just go to Germany and get them to do it for her

    • @QuincyVollstandig
      @QuincyVollstandig 3 роки тому +4

      @@jakarhess7129 mostly ordering Gambit around to commit to the SS to kill Soviet if he follows her

    • @Dr.Death8520
      @Dr.Death8520 3 роки тому +1

      Killing someone for following you just screams among us public lobbies

  • @chouaibf.5405
    @chouaibf.5405 3 роки тому +403

    Its just beautiful to see that nothing has changed in ZF even after all those years

    • @googylon
      @googylon 3 роки тому +46

      I mean, about two thirds if not more of these clips are years old. They still haven't changed much but these clips aren't a good indicator for that :)

    • @greenfox8418
      @greenfox8418 3 роки тому +15

      Nevil got banned from ZF's teamspeak over racist Twitter posts :((

    • @yohanzahf.3078
      @yohanzahf.3078 3 роки тому +5

      @@greenfox8418 wait what ?? Explain more please

    • @DHRtheTHIRD
      @DHRtheTHIRD 3 роки тому +7

      They're playing on the old version of inferno. Map was updated in 2016. These clips are from before all those years

    • @shaider7869
      @shaider7869 3 роки тому

      Well soviet‘s crosshair hasn’t!

  • @mrdvus12
    @mrdvus12 3 роки тому +873

    "yesterday we have Jesus, today we have Hitler" - Poland 1939

  • @abishekkenneth8630
    @abishekkenneth8630 3 роки тому +457

    0:42 his voice is just smooth like butter

    • @OHutchinson04
      @OHutchinson04 3 роки тому +26

      I could listen to social read through a phone book

    • @Ivanio
      @Ivanio 3 роки тому +9

      Professional voice actors

    • @supernoodle704
      @supernoodle704 3 роки тому +8

      who’s voice is that?

    • @marh122
      @marh122 3 роки тому +2

      @@supernoodle704 Rowan Atkinson in the Top Gear fastest lap

    • @abishekkenneth8630
      @abishekkenneth8630 3 роки тому +1

      @@supernoodle704 It was Arnold Schwarzenegger

  • @NerfPlayeR135
    @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +528

    I’ve missed this series like Soviet misses his grenade throws.

    • @stormblade3408
      @stormblade3408 3 роки тому +3

      His throws in general are always on point tho..

    • @netherwarrior5315
      @netherwarrior5315 3 роки тому +3

      @@stormblade3408 are you sure about that*

    • @NerfPlayeR135
      @NerfPlayeR135 3 роки тому +2

      FYI: I posted this comment before watching the video.

    • @johnnychan04
      @johnnychan04 3 роки тому +2

      From now on, he is never going to miss another grenade throw again. Except it will be associated with friendly fire.

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 3 роки тому +1

      @@NerfPlayeR135 Yeh, that last grenade landed where it was supposed to land.

  • @Nelyak_07
    @Nelyak_07 3 роки тому +5430

    I remember that Jesus guy from one of the episodes, "Just bear in mind, it will take me 3 days to respawn"

    • @leanreducto6558
      @leanreducto6558 3 роки тому +400

      He's a level three mage

    • @youreg5561
      @youreg5561 3 роки тому +206

      He lagged, took him 4 days

    • @astrsychev9333
      @astrsychev9333 3 роки тому +18

      What was the episode?I rember it was a good one

    • @Nelyak_07
      @Nelyak_07 3 роки тому +9

      @@astrsychev9333 The last one, Part 8

    • @astrsychev9333
      @astrsychev9333 3 роки тому +7

      @@Nelyak_07 ty, last time i watched soviet was january lol

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +2313

    The videos look almost the same after all those years

    • @Enderborn272
      @Enderborn272 3 роки тому +135

      My dude I'm pretty sure they were recorded the same week

    • @nicoyad
      @nicoyad 3 роки тому +3

      That's why we love them

    • @mandast7455
      @mandast7455 3 роки тому +7

      I have no idea if you're joking or not but if you aren't the videos look the same because these clips were taken in the span of probably a month

    • @nicoyad
      @nicoyad 3 роки тому +30

      @@mandast7455 He meant that the video kept the same old nostalgic style

    • @pesky19
      @pesky19 3 роки тому +2

      @@nicoyad cus theyre from the same time

  • @tomatogoose4426
    @tomatogoose4426 3 роки тому +287

    “How you been man, you alright?” “AGHHHHHHHHHHH”
    Such a mood😂😂

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

  • @MyriadGame
    @MyriadGame 3 роки тому +648

    and when the world needed him most, he returned

  • @Pastellioz
    @Pastellioz 3 роки тому +2742

    Well how bout that, didn't have to wait for 4 months this time
    in all seriousness though, soviets videos are always spot on and is worth the wait

    • @austininkosi1494
      @austininkosi1494 3 роки тому +7

      This is a reupload.

    • @bernardojrdelarosa5876
      @bernardojrdelarosa5876 3 роки тому +43

      @@austininkosi1494 This is new, but the clips are old as hell

    • @lazmanyacanavar5888
      @lazmanyacanavar5888 3 роки тому

      No it's not.

    • @austininkosi1494
      @austininkosi1494 3 роки тому +6

      @@lazmanyacanavar5888 I've seen all of these clips before, I don't watch the stream or any other videos outside of Wombles channel. Explain how I've seen all this.

    • @lazmanyacanavar5888
      @lazmanyacanavar5888 3 роки тому

      @@austininkosi1494 oh i told that to the comment itself, not you. You might be right.

  • @CrackerMilk
    @CrackerMilk 3 роки тому +5838

    Mum says it's my turn to play with ZF clan....

    • @alonemusk9201
      @alonemusk9201 3 роки тому +19

      Hey you guys are here! I love your sketches man. Amazing unexpected twists at the end.

    • @benmellor8191
      @benmellor8191 3 роки тому +6

      no wayyy your here ahahah

    • @Narvre
      @Narvre 3 роки тому +5

      *reads user name*
      Huh where have I heard that before...
      *minimises video in app to recommendations page*
      Ohhhhhhhhhh here it is

    • @BavonOfficial
      @BavonOfficial 3 роки тому +11

      :O Big fan

    • @TheRealMotherDuck
      @TheRealMotherDuck 3 роки тому +2

      @@BavonOfficial omg are you the real Bavon?!

  • @cwispy8330
    @cwispy8330 2 роки тому +481

    Man that Chernobyl joke aged perfectly

    • @JpegDog
      @JpegDog 2 роки тому +22

      Oh you have no idea

    • @cwispy8330
      @cwispy8330 2 роки тому +13

      Man this shit doin numbers

    • @MalcontentFlower
      @MalcontentFlower 2 роки тому

      NOO!

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity Рік тому

      How? I feel like I'm out of the loop.

    • @iegoriasynetskyi1003
      @iegoriasynetskyi1003 Рік тому

      @@physical_insanity Russians are threatening to blow up one of the NPP's in Ukraine, and before that they also almost blew the Chornobyl NPP up so perhaps that's what he's referring to

  • @akap
    @akap 3 роки тому +588

    36 years in the making or however long it's been since I was in middle school.

  • @JoemaMa-ku7vd
    @JoemaMa-ku7vd 3 роки тому +350

    "Yesterday we had jesus now we had hitler"
    I saw jesus like 2 years ago

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 3 роки тому +16

      Hey listen he’s trying to save the planet here one recycled clip at a time

  • @quetzal8100
    @quetzal8100 3 роки тому +292

    Soviet has more than 2 hours and he's now realizing that you can hear scopes in CSGO

  • @chrstianseymour8490
    @chrstianseymour8490 3 роки тому +258

    “I just shoot at the colours” Soviet Womble 2020

    • @dclass4995
      @dclass4995 3 роки тому +2

      wait 2020

    • @DonVitoCS2workshop
      @DonVitoCS2workshop 3 роки тому

      @@dclass4995 you didn't know?

    • @chinwyian
      @chinwyian 3 роки тому

      What does that mean tho

    • @user-tq9sg6lv6q
      @user-tq9sg6lv6q 3 роки тому

      @@chinwyian it means he recorded it in 2020 but his upload schedule is shit so he uploaded the video in 2021.

    • @tree427
      @tree427 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-tq9sg6lv6q This was recorded YEARS back

  • @SurajGupta_3D
    @SurajGupta_3D 3 роки тому +837

    "I just shoot at the colors" come on Soviet half of the Britain did

    • @ViquelOoste
      @ViquelOoste 3 роки тому +3

      when ?

    • @galacticupfan7386
      @galacticupfan7386 3 роки тому +49

      @@ViquelOoste have ever had a history class?

    • @SurajGupta_3D
      @SurajGupta_3D 3 роки тому +41

      @@ViquelOoste back when they had colonial fever

    • @brazilianwaterman718
      @brazilianwaterman718 3 роки тому +22

      And the american cops nowadays

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica 3 роки тому +4

      @@brazilianwaterman718 yeah, if "colors" mean "history of violence"

  • @dutchah91
    @dutchah91 3 роки тому +299

    I don't think I've ever heard a more honest 'oops' than when Cyanide shoots Womble.

  • @rontheofficialron
    @rontheofficialron 3 роки тому +3611

    0:49 Womble edited the captions to go behind the fountain, what a legend.

    • @yongtm47
      @yongtm47 3 роки тому +156

      Absolute madlad of editing

    • @Skorpychan
      @Skorpychan 3 роки тому +231

      The thing is, that took hours of work to do. It looks like you can just click a few settings and have it follow, but Womble puts shittons of work into stuff that looks like it was just done casually.

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

    • @FPCGLeviathaN
      @FPCGLeviathaN 3 роки тому +46

      @@Skorpychan To be fair all you need to do is draw a mask around the mountain, make it as a new layer and leave the text between then. Takes like 3 minutes :)

    • @Skorpychan
      @Skorpychan 3 роки тому +17

      @@FPCGLeviathaN While making the text move all the time.

  • @Gstum_
    @Gstum_ 3 роки тому +171

    After playing csgo for a couple years I can truly appreciate how pissed Soviet’s friends were with his rank

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

    • @Finch-82
      @Finch-82 Рік тому

      Yes cus Cyanide etc's Ranks were not fluffed up by only playing in pre made teams. Cyanide etc aren't even that good at the game lol.

  • @JustMauve
    @JustMauve 3 роки тому +2195

    "They're Both B, Cy"
    This is only gonna end with shit.

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 роки тому +19

      What are they b-ing

    • @JustMauve
      @JustMauve 3 роки тому +2

      @@Johndoe-jd Not funny, didn't laugh

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 3 роки тому +5

      Noke I did

    • @wingy_dingdingy
      @wingy_dingdingy 3 роки тому +9

      But in the end he had it coming, remember in one of the old csgo vids he made Soviet go B and then said “you know the bombs at A right?”

    • @AdoraTheExplorer
      @AdoraTheExplorer 3 роки тому

      @@wingy_dingdingy she btw.

  • @squelchedotter
    @squelchedotter 3 роки тому +271

    "Inflatable... like a dinghy" ah yes that's what I was thinking, like a dinghy!

    • @jeanetten.s.8557
      @jeanetten.s.8557 3 роки тому +7

      Uhuh and totally not something with a hole in it

    • @TheCuriousFan1
      @TheCuriousFan1 3 роки тому +1

      My first thought was that I wasn't expecting the inflation fetish to pop up in these videos.

    • @Sudentor_
      @Sudentor_ 3 роки тому +2

      Remember the
      A - Bloody
      P - Rubber
      C - Dinghy

  • @donovantran3634
    @donovantran3634 3 роки тому +130

    Oh hey a new video, I will be sure to rewatch this multiple times for the next few months until another one has been pooped out.

  • @krokko_rl
    @krokko_rl 3 роки тому +79

    "Highlights from some CSGO livestreams a while back."
    "a while"
    Sees old inferno... yeaaaaa, a while

  • @spork9255
    @spork9255 3 роки тому +131

    I've literally gone through all of high school since you've last posted one of these.

    • @jhudson6101
      @jhudson6101 3 роки тому +8

      I finished a college engineering program in the gap between CS videos.

    • @mainecp9
      @mainecp9 3 роки тому +7

      I literally got a Diploma between Part 8 and 9 lmao

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 3 роки тому +4

      I watched a few movies since the last CS video

    • @nightspicer
      @nightspicer 3 роки тому

      I almost did, only if he uploaded this in a month or two

    • @PaSistem32
      @PaSistem32 3 роки тому

      Me too, mate

  • @user-ws4pm7nm4s
    @user-ws4pm7nm4s 3 роки тому +241

    old inferno... released 6 hrs ago
    womble wasn’t lying about his upload schedule

  • @MarkoDujlovic
    @MarkoDujlovic 3 роки тому +449

    SovietWomble:
    "Highlights from some CSGO livestreams a while back."
    Me: Yeah, sure, a while back. At least 5 years back!

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 3 роки тому +22

      I mean he's got the old inferno on here, which was taken out in 2016? Mad

    • @ViquelOoste
      @ViquelOoste 3 роки тому +2

      @@howaboutno4002 the old Guns sounds aswell

  • @britishnarrator6961
    @britishnarrator6961 3 роки тому +85

    Only just noticed it now, but I like how whenever funny random stuff happens he stands still, so he knows he can edit it better. Props!

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 роки тому +4

      if he didn't stand still, it would take _even longer_ to edit and upload vids

  • @keyhi6748
    @keyhi6748 3 роки тому +4374

    nep's voice is really easy on the ears
    its such a contrast from the rest of ZF

  • @ERB344
    @ERB344 3 роки тому +215

    “I just shoot at the colours”
    womble went to the American police academy

    • @Accidental.Creation
      @Accidental.Creation 3 роки тому +8

      That made me laugh and now I feel like a bad person, thank you xD

    • @JedidiahRudnick
      @JedidiahRudnick 3 роки тому +6

      As someone who's been through the American police academy, I can tell you that this is absolutely false... we only shoot at one color

    • @NR2GOODTV
      @NR2GOODTV 3 роки тому +6

      @@JedidiahRudnick Not-White?

    • @JedidiahRudnick
      @JedidiahRudnick 3 роки тому +1

      @@NR2GOODTV I can't give out specifics details of the police academy

  • @wackydude101
    @wackydude101 3 роки тому +392

    'I feel personally attacked' - well now you know how Poland felt

  • @arvenzshinw
    @arvenzshinw 3 роки тому +42

    6:04 watching this many times and i'm still amazed of how Womble made that spinning "stream" lol

  • @LucianoAlexander222
    @LucianoAlexander222 3 роки тому +320

    1:43 Soviet: "Wait, it's a weird mind game?"
    Nep: "Always has been" *cocks weapon*

  • @jericoco6312
    @jericoco6312 3 роки тому +138

    Never did I imagine to see Soviet in Silver considering how good he is.

    • @fireman1226576
      @fireman1226576 3 роки тому +3

      Only people who still play cs all have 2k hours at least

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 3 роки тому

      He is a CS:GO professional.

  • @KR7PT
    @KR7PT 3 роки тому +311

    "I just shoot at the colours to be honest."
    We all know, Soviet.

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 3 роки тому

      I don't get it.

    • @garmfield2977
      @garmfield2977 3 роки тому

      @@Guardian-of-Light137 he's shooting at people of color

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 3 роки тому

      @@garmfield2977 Yeah I saw a comment after this and realized. It shoulda been obvious but my brain decided to just not work.

  • @Borderlines
    @Borderlines 2 роки тому +32

    6:18 Cy mocking "They're both B, Cy" is top 5 most genius comedic moments in human history

  • @joeykijuancepeda4078
    @joeykijuancepeda4078 3 роки тому +140

    I could probably get into a legitimate year long coma and only wake up missing 2 Soviet womble videos

  • @GENeralGremory
    @GENeralGremory 3 роки тому +74

    Womble: "I'M GOOD AT CS!"
    Also Womble: **proceeds to hold a grenade for a long period of time, only to kill Cyanide**
    He is gud at CS

  • @mrkaran3949
    @mrkaran3949 3 роки тому +154

    “They're both b Cy” Was all it took to send a man in a flurry of imitation and madness.

  • @drunkengibberish1143
    @drunkengibberish1143 3 роки тому +58

    I've had that French ambiance in my head all day.
    Not because of the hotkey.

    • @shoos8218
      @shoos8218 3 роки тому +1

      what's the name of that melody?

    • @yoshi27661
      @yoshi27661 3 роки тому +4

      @@shoos8218 i believe its la vie en rose, no idea who covered it though

    • @yoshi27661
      @yoshi27661 3 роки тому +3

      listening again, i believe that its roland cedermark

    • @generalitsme
      @generalitsme Рік тому

      thx sooo much

  • @ukaszanioowski9722
    @ukaszanioowski9722 3 роки тому +61

    9:40 - he held the nade for the duration of basically the whole round, didn't see an enemy even, and killed cy at the last moment... gotta love these clips

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 3 роки тому +258

    “Sources: All French music drawings” nice sources, womble.

  • @firecracker739
    @firecracker739 3 роки тому +163

    Nep “It always has been” before it was cool.

  • @lathya5069
    @lathya5069 3 роки тому +32

    "The irony there, you're the one who's being attacked" says the Englishman. Irony on irony! XD

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +209

    Ohh I’m ready!

  • @gabrieldeoliveira8304
    @gabrieldeoliveira8304 3 роки тому +77

    I looked up “Parisian Ambience” and the first result was a Ratatouille video

    • @souvikrc4499
      @souvikrc4499 3 роки тому

      Yeah, my first thoughts were that the music came out of Ratatouille.

  • @caldoesstuff7290
    @caldoesstuff7290 3 роки тому +124

    Last time I was this early Womble “Was not freaking out” in Alien isolation.

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich 3 роки тому

      Except for all the Twitch subscribers and patrons who've had access to this for over a day.

    • @seanfleming5953
      @seanfleming5953 3 роки тому +2

      christ Wombles alien isolation series is one of my all time favourite on UA-cam, ive watched it so many times at this point lmao

    • @lhd4278
      @lhd4278 3 роки тому

      Crow of judgment is that you?

  • @sip3947
    @sip3947 3 роки тому +35

    A wise man once said... "Those with shit upload schedule are the ones who have fun fully edited videos"

  • @immanuelganzentspannt
    @immanuelganzentspannt 3 роки тому +104

    "Highlights from a while back"- mostly old maps, and I've got a constant nostalgia feeling

    • @danny-mb3pe
      @danny-mb3pe 3 роки тому

      Bruh the old inferno

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

  • @galladeblade6001
    @galladeblade6001 3 роки тому +72

    When they jinxed "That was fucking years ago" dem I found it amazing.

  • @galliumhydroxid8347
    @galliumhydroxid8347 3 роки тому +59

    There is a concerning amount of endings where Cy gets killed on purpose by Soviet

  • @krieger9253
    @krieger9253 2 роки тому +15

    “ Chernobyl is in ruins” that one didn’t age so well

  • @kevinkuang2292
    @kevinkuang2292 3 роки тому +73

    "grandpa, the UA-camr you followed finally released a new video!"

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

  • @realunknown0742
    @realunknown0742 3 роки тому +148

    As a Polish person, I wholeheartedly enjoyed the "I feel attacked" and then the "the irony, YOU'RE the one who's being attacked" joke xD

    • @arsenicflask
      @arsenicflask 3 роки тому +12

      as a german person, I feel attacked

    • @afwhite888
      @afwhite888 3 роки тому +4

      I guess the winged hussars arrived?

    • @Sorry_2026
      @Sorry_2026 3 роки тому +3

      @rеtаrd You're talking about WW1 right?

    • @3britishweebs388
      @3britishweebs388 3 роки тому +1

      @rеtаrd yea they were against the odds

    • @claytonmerle976
      @claytonmerle976 3 роки тому +2

      I mean... they kinda fucked themselves twice to be honest. They didn't learn from WW1 and tried to fight on multiple fronts TWICE. Honestly if they had just split Poland with Russia and kept the treaty they would have done much better against the allies.

  • @alexiaknightwalker8432
    @alexiaknightwalker8432 3 роки тому +376

    *"You can do it. I believe in you."*
    - every time anyone in zf says this, someone dies 🤣

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

    • @korben600
      @korben600 3 роки тому +4

      Usually someone *on their team*

    • @burgessgamers298
      @burgessgamers298 2 роки тому +3

      or all of them

  • @saf5896
    @saf5896 3 роки тому +67

    The fact that Womble doesn't deny he's actually being carried when being labelled handicapped just makes it funnier😂😂

  • @krying539
    @krying539 3 роки тому +310

    Nep gets shot
    Soviet: “f*** that” *makes a tactical retreat without friendly fire*
    Me: I guess Cy wasn’t with them XD

  • @namae6637
    @namae6637 3 роки тому +96

    When Soviet asked how yer wan is and all you hear is screaming, I felt that.

  • @JoyfulStyle
    @JoyfulStyle 3 роки тому +47

    "Honey wake up, new Womble video dropped"

  • @ineedpineapples
    @ineedpineapples 3 роки тому +53

    I saw "4 days ago" and thought it said "4 years ago." I swear I'm hallucinating. Still extremely excited!

  • @CosmicHarusaki
    @CosmicHarusaki 3 роки тому +26

    I love how you still had the ‘nade out and I thought to myself: “Is he gonna Martyrdom the enemy?” Nope, you were just holding on to it for at least 15 seconds, waiting and searching for an enemy to come around the corner to eat your frag grenade, then you threw it and killed Cyanide instead after the round ended.
    Flawless.

  • @chrisfrank7278
    @chrisfrank7278 3 роки тому +160

    Me: sees first clip of old cache
    Jesus long has SovietWomble been holding out on us

    • @catcs
      @catcs 3 роки тому +2

      the old inferno as well o.o

    • @AlexPT416
      @AlexPT416 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/h0tpngqCU5w/v-deo.html

  • @carston101
    @carston101 3 роки тому +115

    Man, Cy sounded like he became a Muppet when the enemies were at B. Lol

  • @M4skedBoi
    @M4skedBoi 3 роки тому +16

    1:12 Double irony there, as British guy is telling German guy about it's ironic how he is being attacked.

  • @Jay-ln1co
    @Jay-ln1co 3 роки тому +332

    "I just shoot at the colours."
    Where's the racism bell?

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 3 роки тому +6

      “CRASH”

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 3 роки тому +21

      @@TheRealNobodyButu
      Not the racist cymbals you nitwit!

    • @Ivanio
      @Ivanio 3 роки тому

      lmao

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 3 роки тому +2

      @@DrMDHyde damit hang on!
      DONG
      DONG
      DONG
      DONG
      DONG
      DONG
      DONG
      DONG

    • @rautamiekka
      @rautamiekka 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheRealNobodyButu

  • @firehornetgamer2698
    @firehornetgamer2698 3 роки тому +36

    Oh look, another video that I’m gonna watch like 50 times before the year is over.

  • @thijsolijerhoek2725
    @thijsolijerhoek2725 3 роки тому +91

    "I shoot at the colours"
    It suprises me that there was no racist innuendo

    • @TheEvilCheesecake
      @TheEvilCheesecake 3 роки тому +8

      What's the opposite of subtext

    • @bananoverlord6962
      @bananoverlord6962 3 роки тому +6

      ASame here, completely thought cy or nep would say sommething racist

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker 2 роки тому +10

    The whole "they're both B, Cy" was the best part XD

  • @axolotlfiveunderscores102
    @axolotlfiveunderscores102 3 роки тому +207

    Once again to those coming in tomorrow when this gets released publicly. This video was released early to Womble's Twitch subscribers and Patrons as thanks for putting food on his table and porn on his computer screen. This is why the comments are a day or two old when the video has only been live for "2 minutes".

    • @TobbeRex
      @TobbeRex 3 роки тому +30

      What!? Early access?? nah I think time travelling is more plausible tbh

    • @muhammadazka9671
      @muhammadazka9671 3 роки тому +5

      @@TobbeRex ALIENS I BLAME THEY ARE ALL ALIENS

    • @NoName5589
      @NoName5589 3 роки тому +1

      I'm surprised this isn't common knowledge by now

    • @TheEmolano
      @TheEmolano 3 роки тому +1

      @@TobbeRex I think it's the timezone

    • @decaff__6866
      @decaff__6866 3 роки тому +5

      so you're telling me he pays for his porn?

  • @Starklar
    @Starklar 3 роки тому +79

    my brain when deciding to click this: "its an older title but it still checks out"

  • @Chief556.
    @Chief556. 3 роки тому +32

    This video was created before Womble even knew what Covid was.

  • @11-maiquanghuy62
    @11-maiquanghuy62 Рік тому +24

    Now that CS2 is already on its way, I hope he and ZF clan will be back for more bullshittery

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 Рік тому

      Almost certainly they'll come back to this

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven Рік тому +1

      @@joec7217 Yeah, and in five years or so we will then see it in a bullshittery video.