Finding Your Dad’s Porn - Anthony Jeselnik

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • Anthony Jeselnik describes chatting with a former priest over drinks and remembers the day he found his father’s porn in the attic. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @jameshowlett2164
    @jameshowlett2164 5 років тому +3625

    You always expect a dark/edgy turn from an Anthony Jeselnik joke, but when it does, it's almost never the way you expected it to be.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 5 років тому +30

      Honestly he reminds me of what would happen if "The Far Side" was an actual person instead of a comic strip.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 5 років тому +20

      @Jay Rock Jinx I think it's passe unless you can pull it off as well as Jeselnik. The greats always hide how much work and effort it takes to seem effortless.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 5 років тому +11

      @Jay Rock Jinx Good point. Jimmy Carr is flat-out hilarious, quick on his feet, and smart as a whip.

    • @McCandlessMike
      @McCandlessMike 5 років тому +10

      I love his style. He is so old school but with a twist

    • @TheBiggerDavo
      @TheBiggerDavo 5 років тому +5

      He did that formula 4 times here so you know its coming

  • @somehipsterr2898
    @somehipsterr2898 5 років тому +1151

    His delivery makes me feel like I’m watching a TED Talk but it makes it funnier

    • @ashantinyongo7632
      @ashantinyongo7632 4 роки тому +3

      How bout an onion talk?
      ua-cam.com/video/XQcNYb3DydA/v-deo.html

    • @jonolmsted7592
      @jonolmsted7592 4 роки тому +13

      His delivery is honestly why I fell in love with his stand-up

  • @MrRoombastic
    @MrRoombastic 5 років тому +1065

    This is the most authoritarian stand up ive seen. He didnt laugh, or change emotions. His jokes were so good he just stared with dominance as the crowd laugh.

    • @demers6178
      @demers6178 5 років тому +13

      Mr. Roombastic *authoritarian :)

    • @MrRoombastic
      @MrRoombastic 5 років тому +15

      @@demers6178 let me fix that. Thanks comrade

    • @CaleSchmitz
      @CaleSchmitz 5 років тому +3

      It makes me wonder if he's high as balls on psychedelics.

    • @DannyMarschall
      @DannyMarschall 5 років тому +2

      That’s what he does.

    • @vhandarsh51
      @vhandarsh51 4 роки тому

      @@CaleSchmitz Like Mitch Hedberg ??

  • @Ex0dus111
    @Ex0dus111 5 років тому +881

    What I Love about Jeselnek is that it's not really about the evil, it's about telling surprising punchlines. He has the amazing ability of making it very clear when a punchline is coming, but still surprising you with it every single time.
    The "evil persona" is merely a natural companion to that, adding shock value to the existing surprise value.

  • @harlemdeni
    @harlemdeni 5 років тому +1670

    This dude is like a rabbit hole of dark humor. GREAT SET.

  • @hof8231
    @hof8231 5 років тому +3554

    I found my dad's old hidden porn collection when we were cleaning out his attic. Really vintage stuff. I'm glad I found it though, I had forgotten how blonde my hair used to be.

    • @fattdamon1980
      @fattdamon1980 5 років тому +316

      That's fucked up but funny as hell

    • @frenchfry9156
      @frenchfry9156 5 років тому +86

      Bruh 😂

    • @rminitials
      @rminitials 5 років тому +38

      hof8231 lmfao nooooo

    • @laithzalatimo1140
      @laithzalatimo1140 5 років тому +224

      That’s a jeselnick joke right there

    • @SoggyMoppenheimer
      @SoggyMoppenheimer 5 років тому +73

      Would have been a lil better with "I forgot how pretty my little sister was when we were kids."
      An awesome joke, nonetheless. Just a lil more twisted with the little sis angle. Just a thought.

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 5 років тому +154

    When it comes to misdirection, very few comedians could hold a candle to Jeselnik. He's the boss.

    • @kingdingaling8709
      @kingdingaling8709 3 роки тому +2

      Stewart lee is the ultimate comedian for misdirection and surrealism. Never see another comedian to his level.

  • @sleepyidiot2010
    @sleepyidiot2010 5 років тому +797

    1:44 “My grandfather turns 100 years old next month... maybe”
    **pans to old guy in audience**

  • @jesusdamian1874
    @jesusdamian1874 5 років тому +75

    I love his slow delivery, it lets the darkness of the jokes hit hard in my opinion.

  • @Canoncurt
    @Canoncurt 5 років тому +410

    The Grandma joke was top 5

  • @danielflipsvegas1949
    @danielflipsvegas1949 5 років тому +76

    This guy is a professional. He doesn’t go out there spewing life experience or viewpoints and instead he works on writing thoughtful jokes. Kinda dark but that’s the point, they are jokes

    • @goodjuju9204
      @goodjuju9204 4 роки тому

      💯

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 2 роки тому

      You’re a genius easily impressed

    • @auranos9504
      @auranos9504 Рік тому

      That is the reason why I can't watch Dave Chapelle's new stuff.

  • @Rhaphidophile
    @Rhaphidophile 5 років тому +210

    Man all his "left turn" jokes are unexpected. Like I know they're coming and I know we're turning left, but I could never tell what I'll see once we make that turn.
    Also his humor is *dark* and _EPIC_
    LOVE IT!!

  • @ChristianPauchet
    @ChristianPauchet 5 років тому +24

    Finally a comedian that almost caters my kind of humor... his deliveries are perfect. Great guy!

  • @jimscobie6646
    @jimscobie6646 5 років тому +92

    Not many comedians really make me laugh out loud. I still laugh at jokes of his I have already heard.

  • @demers6178
    @demers6178 5 років тому +208

    “I still have birthday parties... Now I’m just careful what I wish for”

    • @manaskalita7537
      @manaskalita7537 3 роки тому +1

      the wicked smile that he had with that statement...implying that he is now somewhat fucked up...

    • @privateAnthonyJeselnik
      @privateAnthonyJeselnik 22 дні тому

      LOl, Thank you for the comment, Love and support, where are you chatting from?

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings9508 5 років тому +68

    "...he was a really cool guy. If you could forget about..." Hilarious 😂😂

    • @privateAnthonyJeselnik
      @privateAnthonyJeselnik 22 дні тому

      I'm glad your find it hilarious, Thank you for your comment, love and support, where are you chatting from?

  • @jasonchristopher5316
    @jasonchristopher5316 Місяць тому

    Can't think of any other stand up comic with such a command of his audience. No antics or exaggeration to keep you engaged. Just a guy on stage with a candour and cadence that feels like he just says what comes to mind. And the jokes still hit. Respect

  • @khaifrench3323
    @khaifrench3323 3 роки тому +13

    The I dont want a divorce anymore joke is probably the most family friendly joke jeselnik has told

  • @VanVaper
    @VanVaper 5 років тому +7

    His humor is like old school one liners with a dark sadistic twist. I have to admit that he is on fire in the comedy world.

  • @nimakarimi3815
    @nimakarimi3815 5 років тому +172

    he just took dark humor to another level!

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 5 років тому +1

      He took it to another level a long time ago lol.

  • @thelawaroundhere3603
    @thelawaroundhere3603 5 років тому +105

    The deadpan delivery would be enough. But when you add in the facial prompts ike the leading smiles and raised eyebrows, its safe to say that Jeselnik is a true master of his craft. Lets just all stop and thank him for not picking up the Yinzer accent. He would sound dumber than hell if he sounded like Myron Cope or The Pittsburgh Dad.

  • @griffingates9391
    @griffingates9391 5 років тому +44

    His misdirection of the audience towards the punchline is brilliant.

  • @humbertocarneiro07
    @humbertocarneiro07 4 роки тому +2

    Definetely my "new" favourite comedian! So many dark jokes and what a control!!! Amazing

  • @michaellusk2856
    @michaellusk2856 5 років тому +10

    This guy is beyond funny. He is a whole new level.

  • @ariesmeta8299
    @ariesmeta8299 2 роки тому +2

    The fact that he has a straight face during the jokes makes it even funnier because maybe hes being foreal😂

  • @theclockster
    @theclockster 5 років тому +28

    Yeah, he's one of the best, got the material and the delivery.

  • @IggyZardable
    @IggyZardable 5 років тому +5

    „I dont want a divorce anymore“ dude you legend

  • @DryMyTears
    @DryMyTears 3 роки тому +2

    Just discovered this guy on Netflix, and good grace am I not disappointed. What a legend.

  • @MrPainkiller616
    @MrPainkiller616 5 років тому +19

    Whether you like his material or not, you have to admit he is really good at misdirection and timing.

  • @brosephstalin2805
    @brosephstalin2805 5 років тому +8

    The guy clapping on the balcony is his uncle cracking up because his sister Anthony's mom, the butt of the joke.

  • @bryno96
    @bryno96 5 років тому +8

    This is a very young, somehow more expressive, and somehow slightly faster taking Anthony Jeselnik than I knew at first

  • @whiistlingwinds
    @whiistlingwinds 5 років тому +148

    Why does he look like (sounds lile him too) John Mulaney and Timothy Olyphant if they had a child

    • @demers6178
      @demers6178 5 років тому +2

      Whiistling Winds spot on

    • @CaleSchmitz
      @CaleSchmitz 5 років тому

      Everybody wants to be a comedian, but the comment section of UA-cam isn't the best place to get your act started. It's just the best fit for you, probably. That's a good one.

    • @vianeyboruel504
      @vianeyboruel504 5 років тому

      Yesss

    • @rawx485
      @rawx485 5 років тому +1

      Olyphant I get, but Mulaney... I don't see it.

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 4 роки тому

      he looks just like timothy olyphant and it honestly confuses me.

  • @JustinThomas-qt9hv
    @JustinThomas-qt9hv 5 років тому +4

    His delivery is legendary.

  • @D0nt_trip3
    @D0nt_trip3 5 років тому +2

    His plot twists are amazing 😂😂 you think the joke going this way then it takes a 180 and catches yu off guard.. this guy is hilarious

  • @Deadpool-kb5yo
    @Deadpool-kb5yo 5 років тому +16

    Love the dark humour. Any other comedians like him?

  • @jupitershanty
    @jupitershanty 3 роки тому

    Anthony Jeselnik is a dope comic. His jokes are way before they're time...said no one ever.

  • @shannonmia7148
    @shannonmia7148 5 років тому +38

    This guy reminds me of the character Jeff Winger from Community lol

  • @Du3Lality
    @Du3Lality 5 років тому +6

    His Eric Clapton joke is fucking epic!! Love this dude!

  • @brianazmy3156
    @brianazmy3156 2 роки тому

    The man is a genius in his work. He also a phenomenal podcast guest who is extremely knowledgeable.

  • @tukaichoudhury6165
    @tukaichoudhury6165 4 роки тому +1

    He has become my favorite stand up comedian of all time

  • @jupitired777
    @jupitired777 5 років тому +4

    I was not expecting that twist during the priest joke

  • @Caribbean_King
    @Caribbean_King 5 років тому +4

    The princess Diana JK was next level 😂😂😂😂

    • @doctordoom02
      @doctordoom02 5 років тому

      I can't get the final part. Could you write it or explain the joke to me, please? He says "most of them she..." and then I lose it

  • @PurpJones
    @PurpJones 3 роки тому +2

    The priest joke is fucking golden

  • @samhandwich1326
    @samhandwich1326 4 роки тому

    This guy’s comedic strategy is less little jokes but telling a story and then telling a big funny joke.

  • @pablo_x_11
    @pablo_x_11 5 років тому +2

    I love his use of misdirection for some of his punchlines

  • @SpecialBeam
    @SpecialBeam 5 років тому +1

    2:01 This joke about his grandma was so fucking corny. But I love it lmaoooooo.

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 років тому +12

    *Anthony Jeselnik:* The act of showing the light in the darkness.
    - Webster's Dictionary.

  • @Gotejjeken
    @Gotejjeken 5 років тому +49

    Didn't know Dexter was a comic

  • @ndowroccus4168
    @ndowroccus4168 Рік тому

    He’s so fun to watch….even the jokes I chuckle at, are some of my favorite deliveries.

  • @sidharthwarrier9001
    @sidharthwarrier9001 5 років тому +106

    This guy is just too funny for other human beings .

    • @jimthor806
      @jimthor806 5 років тому +3

      Sidharth Warrier what? XD

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 5 років тому +7

    Best comedian ever!!!!

  • @jamesdubeck4920
    @jamesdubeck4920 3 роки тому

    One of the best doing it right now.
    👏👏👏 props to Anthony for not changing his act up for ppl. U either love it like me or despise him....
    Either way, he doesnt care 😂

  • @Rotoprism
    @Rotoprism 4 роки тому +1

    2:17 I love how he is already breaking before he even finishes the joke

    • @pazzodi3
      @pazzodi3 3 роки тому +2

      No he's not breaking, he's smiling like he's mental, at that moment he's talking about the death screwing him up a little bit.. so he's playing into the character he's creating.

    • @manaskalita7537
      @manaskalita7537 3 роки тому +1

      @@pazzodi3 thank god... i felt that i was d only one who saw that observation..
      tiny details like this makes jeselnik great

  • @ronylussari
    @ronylussari 5 років тому +26

    I can't believe I never heard of him. He's awesome!

    • @meshuggahlad7
      @meshuggahlad7 5 років тому +2

      Holy shit, it's Jared the Subway guy! I bet you get that shit a lot

  • @aikidoisthebombyeah
    @aikidoisthebombyeah 3 роки тому +2

    just discovered this guy... he's really funny!!!

  • @sgtbaker2072
    @sgtbaker2072 5 років тому

    One of the best.

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 5 років тому +3

    2:18
    You know how when some people smile it's a nice feeling
    Yeah......you don't get that with Jeselnik
    Whenever he smiles it's more like "What's gonna come out of his mouth now!"

  • @jaycannon2099
    @jaycannon2099 3 роки тому +1

    Great comic to test if someone has a good sense of humor (date night etc.) or just someone you should avoid at all costs. Great set.

  • @Ottocide
    @Ottocide 5 років тому

    This was fucking great! I love his style, that last minute twist kills me every fucking time lmfao. I did see the drunk dad beating his sister's line coming tho, I was quite proud of myself.
    One thing I'm learning from following this stand up channel is that there are a fucking ton of hilarious people out in the world

  • @lalorSatya
    @lalorSatya 5 років тому

    "...either way he was a great dad." this is just gold

  • @agustdamndaniel6944
    @agustdamndaniel6944 5 років тому +2

    this is the best type of dark humor

  • @BitcoinerPhilippines
    @BitcoinerPhilippines 2 роки тому

    My favorite Jeselnik bit.

  • @blainetanner5531
    @blainetanner5531 4 роки тому +1

    One of the greats

  • @tommyaudio
    @tommyaudio 5 років тому +5

    this guy is the master of surprise 👏😂

  • @experimentaltvextv6538
    @experimentaltvextv6538 4 роки тому +2

    My first exposure to this guy. He is hilarious.

  • @3v068
    @3v068 5 років тому +2

    people are complaining about dave chappelle and im sitting here like "heheheheheheheheheheheheheh. you havent seen anthony jeselnik yet have you. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH"

  • @evieraotacon
    @evieraotacon 2 роки тому

    Unexpected ruthlessness at it's best. Anthony is the man

  • @nocapfacts9330
    @nocapfacts9330 4 роки тому

    He's so slow when he talk that we could actually imagine and he's 100 x times better 😂😂🙏

  • @bernardbrown8569
    @bernardbrown8569 3 роки тому

    This man probably the best in dark comedy

  • @TwiSteDx0x
    @TwiSteDx0x 5 років тому +1

    Man this is suprisingly really funny

  • @khunigan
    @khunigan 5 років тому +1

    One of the best @ dark comedy

  • @buttersstotch2014
    @buttersstotch2014 5 років тому +3

    This is one dude that looks twice as good with a beard

  • @ramsesreinas6707
    @ramsesreinas6707 4 роки тому

    This dude’s dark humor got me ☠️☠️☠️

  • @therecreationalguru7323
    @therecreationalguru7323 5 років тому +2

    I once found my older brothers Pamela Anderson playboy dvd. I used to have to wait till no one was at home to watch it lol this kids will never understand

  • @Trustee-of-The-Most-High
    @Trustee-of-The-Most-High 3 роки тому +1

    Anthony join the "Its always sunny in Philadelphia" cast, you would be perfect 🤣

  • @katsterling2226
    @katsterling2226 5 років тому +3

    Insane!🤣🤣🤣🤣My Dark Side Chuckles insanely!😈😜🤣🤣🤣

    • @privateAnthonyJeselnik
      @privateAnthonyJeselnik 22 дні тому

      Thank you for your beautiful comment, I appreciate the love and support, where are you chatting from?

  • @OrisStories
    @OrisStories 5 років тому +70

    This guy is ridiculously attractive

    • @modiabcomedy
      @modiabcomedy 5 років тому +6

      His twitter bio is a quote from the New York Times’ review of his special talking about his good looks.

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 5 років тому +12

      Its a combination of the good looks and cockiness.

    • @privateAnthonyJeselnik
      @privateAnthonyJeselnik 22 дні тому

      Thank you for your beautiful comment, I really do appreciate the love and support, where are you chatting from?

  • @kevinm9
    @kevinm9 4 роки тому

    King of the one-liners

  • @macq1
    @macq1 3 роки тому +1

    He is so good. Misdirection at it's best.

  • @kryptoblade501
    @kryptoblade501 5 років тому +3

    1:19 had me dying lmao

  • @blankton9792
    @blankton9792 5 років тому +19

    Pretty sure he's actually Anakin Skywalker

  • @bmwforlife6951
    @bmwforlife6951 Рік тому

    If American Psycho makes a sequel, I want Anthony to play the protagonist. He doesn't need acting. Just being himself.

  • @mohammedimohammed4294
    @mohammedimohammed4294 2 роки тому

    This kid is very good
    Finally therapeutic humor

  • @skaapu
    @skaapu 4 роки тому

    The fucking timing is stellar 👌

  • @justingies
    @justingies 2 роки тому

    So underrated.

  • @7sev7en7
    @7sev7en7 5 років тому +6

    That was a great divorce joke!

  • @GKJusticar55
    @GKJusticar55 4 роки тому +2

    Jeselnik's humour is like Alzheimer. It creeps up on you, and it's inescapable.

  • @DakTirCue
    @DakTirCue 5 років тому

    I like this guy. very original.. I like Joe Mackie as well.. both of them dark... but in totally different, very funny ways.

  • @Girintina
    @Girintina 5 років тому +3

    I remember not liking this guy when he was doing one of the comedy central roasts, but I loved him here. It was like getting sucked punched with laughs.

  • @dublinbrummie
    @dublinbrummie 5 років тому +1

    The internet has ruined this now sacrid passing of the torch for young man everywhere

  • @The_Artistttt
    @The_Artistttt 5 років тому +2

    He is just the best... He is Jimmy Carr American version !!!

  • @onlywhenprovoked
    @onlywhenprovoked 4 роки тому

    After the first two jokes I'm expecting every punch line to be the unexpected twist.

  • @ThaiGui27
    @ThaiGui27 4 роки тому

    That first joke is fucking amazing.

  • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
    @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 років тому +2

    He’s low key dark and savage af..... I love it.

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 4 роки тому +2

    He sure have his own way of telling jokes.

  • @NeerajKumarnks
    @NeerajKumarnks Місяць тому

    3:00 I didn't get this joke. can anyone explain

  • @charleybarley914
    @charleybarley914 3 роки тому +1

    the master of the delayed swerve

  • @AlecBurriss
    @AlecBurriss 5 років тому

    This man saved my marriage

    • @buckfuddy489
      @buckfuddy489 5 років тому +2

      Alec Burriss Men sure are a lot less cranky when they're gettin laid!!🤷🏻‍♀️
      Edit-- AND women!! 🤣

  • @workingguy-OU812
    @workingguy-OU812 5 років тому +2

    1:57 - what a knock-out for an older lady. Was she a newscaster or someone on the television?

  • @george40nelson4
    @george40nelson4 Місяць тому

    At least he will never be censored ...much too dark ! LOL