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  • @RubixRaptor
    @RubixRaptor  6 місяців тому +773

    Been passively playing Helldivers as each little update comes out and I’ve finally reached a point where it’s worth a video! Next Helldivers video is will likely be the same thing as this whacky galactic war continues c:

    • @edandischke183
      @edandischke183 6 місяців тому +17

      Im excited for when you meet… „them“…

    • @_Killerclock
      @_Killerclock 6 місяців тому +6

      When life gives you lemons drop a Hellbomb

    • @doggie4827
      @doggie4827 6 місяців тому

      Perfect

    • @moisesfavela2189
      @moisesfavela2189 6 місяців тому +2

      You should try out Once Human.
      It's free with online co-op. Also fighting eldrith nightmare creatures on a regular basis with potential whacky hijinks.

    • @douglasallar9176
      @douglasallar9176 6 місяців тому

      Hey Rubix, I'm aware that you like Destiny because of your references here and there. Do you think you and your deranged friends could do an Op for Destiny? Like, say the battle to retake the Moon from the Hive but resulted in failure?

  • @vibechecker3168
    @vibechecker3168 6 місяців тому +1020

    “Strap me into a drop pod and fire me at cyberstan, I am ready.”

    • @KingOfhearts72
      @KingOfhearts72 6 місяців тому +17

      I’ve only seen one variant of that meme before,and all I Gota say is..based😎

    • @jaffex_8445
      @jaffex_8445 6 місяців тому +26

      All I'm saying is, if you put me on Cyberstan's low orbit with all the heavy ordanance a Liberty class destroyer can carry the war will be over by Christmas

    • @thegoofygoblin2081
      @thegoofygoblin2081 6 місяців тому +5

      ITS ME BROTHER

    • @vibechecker3168
      @vibechecker3168 6 місяців тому +5

      @@thegoofygoblin2081 START THE FUNCTION

    • @thegoofygoblin2081
      @thegoofygoblin2081 6 місяців тому +5

      @@vibechecker3168 WWAAAAAAAAAAGGH

  • @Childishxmarkeeloo
    @Childishxmarkeeloo 6 місяців тому +1148

    What’s funny is that we didn’t make a black hole we created a wormhole. We kinda gave the illuminate a way back to our galaxy

    • @JoltYT1337
      @JoltYT1337 6 місяців тому +210

      Your Democracy Officer would like a word with you.

    • @Childishxmarkeeloo
      @Childishxmarkeeloo 6 місяців тому +145

      @@JoltYT1337no no it was only a joke I’m a proud citizen

    • @StarBornMichael
      @StarBornMichael 6 місяців тому +21

      Oh lord.

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 6 місяців тому +53

      ​@@JoltYT1337
      It's a warning. They need to know if they come back. Have you thought of that sir?

    • @jackmurray764
      @jackmurray764 6 місяців тому +14

      We? Helldivers fans are different

  • @GaijinGoombah
    @GaijinGoombah 6 місяців тому +988

    I love Bird Dispatch.

  • @exploertm8738
    @exploertm8738 6 місяців тому +339

    Ah yes, Meridia. There were two types of divers during operation:
    1. Those who screamed in terror the entire time barely clinging to their lives
    2. Those who brought Eagle Smoke Strike and Breaker Incendiary

    • @Rhinosaurfish
      @Rhinosaurfish 6 місяців тому +35

      Forgot the 3rd, those of us who knew Shriekers can't hit you if you're prone

    • @asinineintentions7773
      @asinineintentions7773 6 місяців тому +29

      And the fourth. Those of us who saw fit to bring 4 gatling turrets, and 4 MG turrets, and a shield dome, and create our own little CIWS bubble. It was fucking glorious.

    • @redjive_industries3760
      @redjive_industries3760 6 місяців тому +8

      @@asinineintentions7773I will never forget my first Meridia run (mostly how unexpectedly easy it was despite all the doomposting I’d seen while at work :V) ‘nor how fucking awesome it was that A: we were fighting at the TCS site and B: the shriekers coming out of those bigass holes
      but even knowing what was coming every extract from that mission was so fucking cool because you still feel like you’re inches away from death even if you’re using the meta tactics

    • @Epic_747
      @Epic_747 6 місяців тому +1

      i brought gatling turret as AA support

  • @vid101.
    @vid101. 6 місяців тому +586

    Unknowingly fighting alongside Jay while liberating meridia from existance was fun. 9/10 would spagetify a bug planet again.

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 6 місяців тому +22

      dont forget that now there's been the big operation against the bots, including the saving of the childrens hospital on Vernen Wells.

    • @vid101.
      @vid101. 6 місяців тому +5

      @@airplanemaniacgaming7877 Yeah its nice that we chose to save the kids instead of the AT mines.

    • @xhontafaruci3445
      @xhontafaruci3445 6 місяців тому

      [Redacted]
      This review is under investigation for treason

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 6 місяців тому +184

    "This reminds me of the first episode of Land Before Time."
    Jesus, the nostalgia kicked in as soon as those words registered in my mind. It's been ages since I've seen the first entry.

    • @dr.derpington
      @dr.derpington 6 місяців тому +13

      I have an original official VCR of that movie in my basement

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 6 місяців тому +8

      It's been so long it's almost entirely faded from my mind. I also didn't rewatch that series.

  • @TrazynSurrogate
    @TrazynSurrogate 6 місяців тому +337

    Me: lands on Meridia
    Also me: *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON*

  • @CaptainRhodor
    @CaptainRhodor 6 місяців тому +168

    I love the return of Bird Dispatch in the form Quail backseat gaming XD
    This more casual format is actually really nice.

  • @ellie_ex
    @ellie_ex 6 місяців тому +53

    6:34 "what are you trying to say ALIEN?" has got to be the funniest thing to say to someone starting drama over a meme about a fictional war

  • @idavid8391
    @idavid8391 6 місяців тому +243

    0:15 I will NOT be ignoring your idle conversations about spontaneous combustion and Lord Foog the 2st.
    Also, I LOVE Bird Dispatch. Quail is awesome.

  • @agenda3854
    @agenda3854 6 місяців тому +43

    “The goo has stopped responding to me as master” is such a weird sentence but makes perfect sense for anyone in Ignis to say

  • @violetsprut9420
    @violetsprut9420 6 місяців тому +299

    Why is the phrase "Turning planets into black holes" is NOT the most unhinged/wacky line I heard from Ignis?

    • @blackgem12
      @blackgem12 6 місяців тому +18

      Because they did worse

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 6 місяців тому +55

      In the words of Jay, "Because earlier this year we were Coast Guard fighting the Fish Apocalypse"

    • @witherwitch1260
      @witherwitch1260 6 місяців тому +13

      its like... not even close to the top 10

    • @phelpsbutnotmichal9360
      @phelpsbutnotmichal9360 6 місяців тому +4

      Fish Apocalypse

    • @CrystalNin
      @CrystalNin 6 місяців тому +4

      Because basically all their Christmas OPs

  • @dashtilldawn9532
    @dashtilldawn9532 6 місяців тому +81

    “The existence of high casualty missions implies the existence of low casualty missions.”

    • @gaiusmarius4209
      @gaiusmarius4209 6 місяців тому

      and then the stupidhead gets snarky and says something like "it comforts me to know that those might happen someday" like: did you SEE what we were fighting down there!? how many Heavy Devastators/Stalkers have YOOOUUUU killed Ms low casualty missions? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????????????????

    • @redjive_industries3760
      @redjive_industries3760 6 місяців тому

      GOD THAT LINE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 6 місяців тому +25

    "Concerns from unforeseeable impacts from the use of..."
    The Illuminate: *looming in the shadows*

  • @doctorscientist7570
    @doctorscientist7570 6 місяців тому +44

    I remember Meridia well. Rolling hills of scarlet broken up by rocky outcroppings. One of my first deployments against the enemies of democracy. Such a shame that the bug menace desecrated it so thoroughly that the only sensible option remaining was the weaponized usage of dark fluid.

  • @soelo592
    @soelo592 6 місяців тому +53

    The operator/ the bird/ dispatch is one of the best reasons why this video is funny. The other reason is the boys conversations about memes and stuff.

  • @codexstudios
    @codexstudios 6 місяців тому +39

    9:48 that's quite the callback

  • @phoenixofmetal
    @phoenixofmetal 6 місяців тому +9

    I have used the "It is man who is made in God's image, not you creature!" line as a battle cry against a cockroach that turned up in my bathroom. That line is always welcome to live in my head rent-free.

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix 6 місяців тому +42

    The jungle map and the Viper Commando Warbond got me feeling like I'm back on Catachan.
    God-Emperor, that was paradise.

  • @WTCheatShaming
    @WTCheatShaming 6 місяців тому +59

    I still think “KRAK GRENADE…….bwoooom” is my favorite meme.

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 6 місяців тому +21

    8:02 GET DOWN MR.PRESIDENT!

  • @blackgem12
    @blackgem12 6 місяців тому +40

    I REALLY hope we put meridia somewhere in the illuminate home system. It would be REALLY FUNNY.

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 6 місяців тому +10

    Bird dispatch is canon to every universe, and no one can tell me otherwise!!!

  • @thorne6477
    @thorne6477 6 місяців тому +13

    Bird Dispatch is my favorite running joke.

  • @Xeno1001
    @Xeno1001 6 місяців тому +10

    8:00 the ultimate example of “MR. PRESIDENT GET DOWN!!!” was shown before us in spectacular fashion.
    That’s going to be a rent free moment in my brain forever now.

  • @alphaandomega4422
    @alphaandomega4422 6 місяців тому +7

    and Jay's ability to summon eldritch creatures by saying they don't exist gets stronger every day.
    JAYSUS, seeing flying terminids is literally seeing nightmares come to life

  • @OscarNovember1776
    @OscarNovember1776 6 місяців тому +2

    8:25 the muffled screams xD he sounds like a goat im legit cryin rn xD

  • @idkanymore6897
    @idkanymore6897 6 місяців тому +5

    "what are you trying to say, ALIEN??" is perfect

  • @alfrazalam101
    @alfrazalam101 6 місяців тому +7

    The "It was man who was made in gods image" is the best goddam line and its popular because it goes so hard. Fuck bugs

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 6 місяців тому +10

    That battle of Chosin joke was peak humor

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 6 місяців тому +5

    Me: Where is the grub?
    Rubixraptor at 10:07: Gone, Reduced to atoms

  • @clonechoopa31
    @clonechoopa31 6 місяців тому +11

    10:05 man you had some major beef with that particular scavenger to give it ALL three of your barrels AT THE SAME TIME! That "grub" no longer exists on this plane of existence, you made damn sure of that by eviscerating every single trace it ever existed in the first place, by Super Earth Helldiver! That was some excessive force!

  • @progreengaming
    @progreengaming 6 місяців тому +7

    this felt like a low budget badger video, and i'm here for it!

  • @rsmith5606
    @rsmith5606 6 місяців тому +5

    I started maniacally cackling when he said that there weren't any air bugs attacking yet, best use of foreshadowing lol

  • @temy4895
    @temy4895 6 місяців тому +3

    Nothing wrong with the more casual stuff from time to time Jay, the nutty conversations are very much part of the charm.

  • @jacobystonecypher791
    @jacobystonecypher791 6 місяців тому +2

    That "Lookout Mr. President" moment was amazing, and I am now ugly laughing!!!

  • @Akitoscorpio1
    @Akitoscorpio1 6 місяців тому +5

    It's refreshing to see someone playing this game in a slightly less unhinged fashion that me and my crew do.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 6 місяців тому +15

    Ah yes, back to Jay's Addiction.

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 6 місяців тому +2

      It's an addictive game.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 6 місяців тому +1

      There are much worse addictions to have, even among video games.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 6 місяців тому +2

      @@bthsr7113 Oh I'm well aware, recently one of my friends had the misfortune of League of Legends. I'm happy to say he is recovering and shows no signs of regression.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 6 місяців тому +21

    4:58 You should Olay Earth Defense Force 5, then. _It'll fix that problem for you._

  • @redmombarf
    @redmombarf 5 місяців тому +1

    I love the snap in "Howdy!"

  • @orinbaglo1572
    @orinbaglo1572 2 місяці тому +1

    somebody get this man to make a new helldivers 2 video to show that this game is so back dude.

  • @gaming_gamer482
    @gaming_gamer482 6 місяців тому +2

    Description- Nobel Helldivers - I do agree that these Helldivers deserve a Nobel prize for the work they do

  • @rampage75_25
    @rampage75_25 5 місяців тому +4

    In defense of the aliens, humans being egoistic assholes is unpleasently realistic. Imagine evolving over four milion years and not being able to live in peace with each other...

  • @boomsoldier9267
    @boomsoldier9267 6 місяців тому +3

    FINALY, ANOTHER HELLDIVERS 2 VIDEOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I can't wait till the next one.

  • @Sam-h6u9d
    @Sam-h6u9d 6 місяців тому +1

    I love helldivers 2's lore. I hate the fact that super earth is evil and they just don't embrace it.

  • @shoulderpyro
    @shoulderpyro 6 місяців тому +1

    okayi gotta admit, that "Mech ferrying troops across a deep lake" thing is actually pretty damn smart

  • @ArtisticEbony
    @ArtisticEbony 6 місяців тому +1

    Having your own memes quoted to you is a truly sureal experience

  • @justinnguyen7782
    @justinnguyen7782 6 місяців тому +14

    Chilling with friends = murdering your friends. Sounds about right.

  • @SkinChangerDev
    @SkinChangerDev 6 місяців тому +6

    I recently got Helldivers 2 recently and spent most of my July 4th playing it. Your content gave me the inspiration I needed to enlist in the fight for managed democracy. Thank you so much.

  • @dime.c120
    @dime.c120 5 місяців тому +1

    Turned my speakers on to listen to this while I do chores but upon hearing "And then they made space Vietnam. Again." I quickly did a 180 and shouted "AGAIN?" I have never done that before
    Creek PTSD is REEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

  • @richiemesar7344
    @richiemesar7344 5 місяців тому +1

    epic land before time reference raptor fist bumps

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 6 місяців тому +15

    4:50 Any EDF 5 Mission involving The Tadpoles

  • @LethalOwl
    @LethalOwl 25 днів тому

    You need to make more videos on this game, man. You and your friends are too fun to watch xD
    Also we got a lot of the things you had on your wishlist for the game. We got the constitution, we got melee weapons, we even got the buggy-car! And the illuminate are back, too! And yes, they're much more fun to fight in 3D than top-down xD

  • @Bah56
    @Bah56 6 місяців тому +3

    Bird dispatch is always a highlight.

  • @Martian2607
    @Martian2607 5 місяців тому +1

    A like for land before time, loved that movie as a kid

  • @_spooT
    @_spooT 6 місяців тому +1

    Glory to the FOOG!
    Truly a spitting image of Lord Foog the 1nd

  • @Twiggy1942
    @Twiggy1942 6 місяців тому +3

    9:47, give me back my pixels you gremlins

  • @banditthegreat1787
    @banditthegreat1787 6 місяців тому +1

    FINALLY
    MORE HELLDIVERS PLEASE!

  • @shadowdragon654
    @shadowdragon654 6 місяців тому +1

    Bird Dispatch come back from the wormhole with a massive fleet of Illuminate as their leader

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 22 дні тому +1

    Twitter: ''Yeah I just really hate this human first rhetoric''
    Rubix: *loads gun* ''what do you mean by that?''

  • @Skullsmasher2000
    @Skullsmasher2000 6 місяців тому

    I cannot describe to you how fun it looks to play games with you and your boys

  • @demicus
    @demicus 6 місяців тому +1

    TARGET DEE-STROYED!

  • @DANBAN119
    @DANBAN119 6 місяців тому +1

    Humans: It is man who is made in Gods image filthy aliens!"
    Somewhere trillions of lightyears away: "It is the glebnorks who are made in Shaksas image filthy aliens!"

  • @CommanderWolf888
    @CommanderWolf888 6 місяців тому +1

    My craving for another RubixRaptor Helldivers video has been sated. For now.

  • @Sutiiru
    @Sutiiru 6 місяців тому

    Your videos are a treasure to those who watch them.

  • @swagpharius_swolemegon
    @swagpharius_swolemegon 6 місяців тому

    A jayraptors helldivers video and on my birthday, today just keeps getting better

  • @BwfVid
    @BwfVid 6 місяців тому

    Thank you Jay and fellows! After a long week I needed that!

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox 6 місяців тому

    I don't think there's a single other youtuber with your rate of consistent bangers

  • @joshmorton3392
    @joshmorton3392 6 місяців тому +6

    A RubixRaptor Video? On my birthday?

  • @leonscott7319
    @leonscott7319 6 місяців тому +1

    Man bird dispatch may have become an illuminate prisoner

  • @transfo9985
    @transfo9985 6 місяців тому +1

    there is nothing funnier to me than Pip's muffled screams for help.

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 6 місяців тому +1

    No matter the game, Ignis can’t escape the Vietnam jungle combat.

  • @Hecksun
    @Hecksun 6 місяців тому

    Man, I'm always glad to see another Jay video, been a little bit since the last one.

  • @sturmuwus4962
    @sturmuwus4962 6 місяців тому

    A new video from you guys always brings a smile to me :)

  • @thegoodstuf1663
    @thegoodstuf1663 6 місяців тому +2

    I need way more helldivers

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 6 місяців тому +1

    0:40 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

  • @WiseArkAngel
    @WiseArkAngel 6 місяців тому +7

    “Oh no, this isn’t juice, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They’re bombs.”

  • @doctorboom9438
    @doctorboom9438 6 місяців тому

    I saluted this entire video

  • @baconthedarklord970
    @baconthedarklord970 6 місяців тому +2

    So THAT'S what happened to Meridia! I was wondering about that.

  • @matthewtourtellot8846
    @matthewtourtellot8846 6 місяців тому

    When the Meridia op went, I was in a similar position like Walrus manning an HMG turret when the shriekers came pouring out. As terrifying as it was, I was grateful for both the turret being super effective and the shriekers hanging back while I was on it.

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 6 місяців тому +1

    Tremendous display of self-control to avoid making purely Helldivers video for the past few weeks!

  • @frogboy333C0DPLAYER
    @frogboy333C0DPLAYER 6 місяців тому +2

    YES MORE... MORE HELLDIVERS

  • @FerencKovács-p8z
    @FerencKovács-p8z 6 місяців тому

    New helldivers video thank you RubixRaptor!!

  • @larochelledylan
    @larochelledylan 6 місяців тому

    Yeeesss, finaly another video of helldivers 2

  • @PrometheanGOld4
    @PrometheanGOld4 6 місяців тому

    The Space Bog has become my favorite map. It's just so damn fun. Nice change of pace to see a Helldivers vid too :>

  • @Machi_Tay
    @Machi_Tay 6 місяців тому +1

    Imangine there will be a day where 100 of us can play at once, with a huge ass campaign

  • @darkreflection9087
    @darkreflection9087 6 місяців тому

    Awesome I hope we get more Helldivers 2 videos

  • @EMan-xj5cz
    @EMan-xj5cz 3 місяці тому

    0:34 Juice That Makes Your Head Explode!

  • @Zoraxon
    @Zoraxon 6 місяців тому +10

    Can you bully the devs to give us an emote slot separate from the salute? I gotta hug the homies goodbye before a drop and salute over the bodies of Super Earth's enemies and right now I have to choose one or the other.

  • @andrewrobinson9825
    @andrewrobinson9825 6 місяців тому

    I'm glad you're still keeping up with it

  • @OnyxEclypse
    @OnyxEclypse 6 місяців тому

    I love the casual-like nature of this...

  • @WhenGoatsWentBaa
    @WhenGoatsWentBaa 6 місяців тому

    Can say with confidence that the ballistic shield is mad. It doesn't take any damage at all below a certain AP, but also me and a friend tested it by having him drop Eagle Cluster munitions on my head and I (barely) survived by crouching and aiming the shield at the eagle.

  • @hpcrewsmith22
    @hpcrewsmith22 6 місяців тому

    Yessssss more helldivers content.

  • @Viperspider1
    @Viperspider1 День тому

    The transition from news report to the black hole was slick as fuck dude.

  • @cashsarihs
    @cashsarihs 6 місяців тому

    I've been waiting for this video

  • @Verical1
    @Verical1 6 місяців тому

    that was a refreshing vid
    also outro music slaps

  • @doorcf
    @doorcf 6 місяців тому +1

    fun fact, due to the lack of any vissible event horizon and that the "Black Hole" is the size of the planet instwead of being much smaller as it should ... its not a black hole

  • @SizzleCorndog
    @SizzleCorndog 6 місяців тому

    "why is the sun red, this looks sick as hell" Jay has never seen a sunset confirmed.

  • @generaljedi8691
    @generaljedi8691 6 місяців тому +1

    All divers need to remind the enemy that this is OUR SWAMP!!!