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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @RubixRaptor
    @RubixRaptor  4 місяці тому +751

    Been passively playing Helldivers as each little update comes out and I’ve finally reached a point where it’s worth a video! Next Helldivers video is will likely be the same thing as this whacky galactic war continues c:

    • @edandischke183
      @edandischke183 4 місяці тому +16

      Im excited for when you meet… „them“…

    • @_Killerclock
      @_Killerclock 4 місяці тому +6

      When life gives you lemons drop a Hellbomb

    • @doggie4827
      @doggie4827 4 місяці тому

      Perfect

    • @moisesfavela2189
      @moisesfavela2189 4 місяці тому +2

      You should try out Once Human.
      It's free with online co-op. Also fighting eldrith nightmare creatures on a regular basis with potential whacky hijinks.

    • @douglasallar9176
      @douglasallar9176 4 місяці тому

      Hey Rubix, I'm aware that you like Destiny because of your references here and there. Do you think you and your deranged friends could do an Op for Destiny? Like, say the battle to retake the Moon from the Hive but resulted in failure?

  • @GaijinGoombah
    @GaijinGoombah 4 місяці тому +933

    I love Bird Dispatch.

  • @vibechecker3168
    @vibechecker3168 4 місяці тому +961

    “Strap me into a drop pod and fire me at cyberstan, I am ready.”

    • @KingOfhearts72
      @KingOfhearts72 4 місяці тому +17

      I’ve only seen one variant of that meme before,and all I Gota say is..based😎

    • @jaffex_8445
      @jaffex_8445 4 місяці тому +25

      All I'm saying is, if you put me on Cyberstan's low orbit with all the heavy ordanance a Liberty class destroyer can carry the war will be over by Christmas

    • @thegoofygoblin2081
      @thegoofygoblin2081 4 місяці тому +5

      ITS ME BROTHER

    • @vibechecker3168
      @vibechecker3168 4 місяці тому +5

      @@thegoofygoblin2081 START THE FUNCTION

    • @thegoofygoblin2081
      @thegoofygoblin2081 4 місяці тому +5

      @@vibechecker3168 WWAAAAAAAAAAGGH

  • @Childishxmarkeeloo
    @Childishxmarkeeloo 4 місяці тому +1050

    What’s funny is that we didn’t make a black hole we created a wormhole. We kinda gave the illuminate a way back to our galaxy

    • @JoltYT1337
      @JoltYT1337 4 місяці тому +196

      Your Democracy Officer would like a word with you.

    • @Childishxmarkeeloo
      @Childishxmarkeeloo 4 місяці тому +135

      @@JoltYT1337no no it was only a joke I’m a proud citizen

    • @StarBornMichael
      @StarBornMichael 4 місяці тому +19

      Oh lord.

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 4 місяці тому +48

      ​@@JoltYT1337
      It's a warning. They need to know if they come back. Have you thought of that sir?

    • @jackmurray764
      @jackmurray764 4 місяці тому +12

      We? Helldivers fans are different

  • @vid101.
    @vid101. 4 місяці тому +557

    Unknowingly fighting alongside Jay while liberating meridia from existance was fun. 9/10 would spagetify a bug planet again.

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 4 місяці тому +21

      dont forget that now there's been the big operation against the bots, including the saving of the childrens hospital on Vernen Wells.

    • @vid101.
      @vid101. 4 місяці тому +5

      @@airplanemaniacgaming7877 Yeah its nice that we chose to save the kids instead of the AT mines.

    • @xhontafaruci3445
      @xhontafaruci3445 4 місяці тому

      [Redacted]
      This review is under investigation for treason

  • @exploertm8738
    @exploertm8738 4 місяці тому +297

    Ah yes, Meridia. There were two types of divers during operation:
    1. Those who screamed in terror the entire time barely clinging to their lives
    2. Those who brought Eagle Smoke Strike and Breaker Incendiary

    • @Rhinosaurfish
      @Rhinosaurfish 4 місяці тому +28

      Forgot the 3rd, those of us who knew Shriekers can't hit you if you're prone

    • @asinineintentions7773
      @asinineintentions7773 4 місяці тому +24

      And the fourth. Those of us who saw fit to bring 4 gatling turrets, and 4 MG turrets, and a shield dome, and create our own little CIWS bubble. It was fucking glorious.

    • @redjive_industries3760
      @redjive_industries3760 4 місяці тому +7

      @@asinineintentions7773I will never forget my first Meridia run (mostly how unexpectedly easy it was despite all the doomposting I’d seen while at work :V) ‘nor how fucking awesome it was that A: we were fighting at the TCS site and B: the shriekers coming out of those bigass holes
      but even knowing what was coming every extract from that mission was so fucking cool because you still feel like you’re inches away from death even if you’re using the meta tactics

    • @Epic_747
      @Epic_747 4 місяці тому

      i brought gatling turret as AA support

  • @TrazynSurrogate
    @TrazynSurrogate 4 місяці тому +329

    Me: lands on Meridia
    Also me: *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON*

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 4 місяці тому +172

    "This reminds me of the first episode of Land Before Time."
    Jesus, the nostalgia kicked in as soon as those words registered in my mind. It's been ages since I've seen the first entry.

    • @dr.derpington
      @dr.derpington 4 місяці тому +11

      I have an original official VCR of that movie in my basement

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 4 місяці тому +7

      It's been so long it's almost entirely faded from my mind. I also didn't rewatch that series.

  • @CaptainRhodor
    @CaptainRhodor 4 місяці тому +161

    I love the return of Bird Dispatch in the form Quail backseat gaming XD
    This more casual format is actually really nice.

  • @idavid8391
    @idavid8391 4 місяці тому +239

    0:15 I will NOT be ignoring your idle conversations about spontaneous combustion and Lord Foog the 2st.
    Also, I LOVE Bird Dispatch. Quail is awesome.

  • @agenda3854
    @agenda3854 4 місяці тому +37

    “The goo has stopped responding to me as master” is such a weird sentence but makes perfect sense for anyone in Ignis to say

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 4 місяці тому +22

    "Concerns from unforeseeable impacts from the use of..."
    The Illuminate: *looming in the shadows*

  • @violetsprut9420
    @violetsprut9420 4 місяці тому +294

    Why is the phrase "Turning planets into black holes" is NOT the most unhinged/wacky line I heard from Ignis?

  • @doctorscientist7570
    @doctorscientist7570 4 місяці тому +43

    I remember Meridia well. Rolling hills of scarlet broken up by rocky outcroppings. One of my first deployments against the enemies of democracy. Such a shame that the bug menace desecrated it so thoroughly that the only sensible option remaining was the weaponized usage of dark fluid.

  • @dashtilldawn9532
    @dashtilldawn9532 4 місяці тому +75

    “The existence of high casualty missions implies the existence of low casualty missions.”

    • @gaiusmarius4209
      @gaiusmarius4209 4 місяці тому

      and then the stupidhead gets snarky and says something like "it comforts me to know that those might happen someday" like: did you SEE what we were fighting down there!? how many Heavy Devastators/Stalkers have YOOOUUUU killed Ms low casualty missions? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????????????????

    • @redjive_industries3760
      @redjive_industries3760 4 місяці тому

      GOD THAT LINE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • @ellie_ex
    @ellie_ex 4 місяці тому +37

    6:34 "what are you trying to say ALIEN?" has got to be the funniest thing to say to someone starting drama over a meme about a fictional war

  • @codexstudios
    @codexstudios 4 місяці тому +39

    9:48 that's quite the callback

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix 4 місяці тому +42

    The jungle map and the Viper Commando Warbond got me feeling like I'm back on Catachan.
    God-Emperor, that was paradise.

  • @phoenixofmetal
    @phoenixofmetal 4 місяці тому +9

    I have used the "It is man who is made in God's image, not you creature!" line as a battle cry against a cockroach that turned up in my bathroom. That line is always welcome to live in my head rent-free.

  • @soelo592
    @soelo592 4 місяці тому +53

    The operator/ the bird/ dispatch is one of the best reasons why this video is funny. The other reason is the boys conversations about memes and stuff.

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 4 місяці тому +21

    8:02 GET DOWN MR.PRESIDENT!

  • @blackgem12
    @blackgem12 4 місяці тому +39

    I REALLY hope we put meridia somewhere in the illuminate home system. It would be REALLY FUNNY.

  • @WTCheatShaming
    @WTCheatShaming 4 місяці тому +58

    I still think “KRAK GRENADE…….bwoooom” is my favorite meme.

  • @idkanymore6897
    @idkanymore6897 4 місяці тому +4

    "what are you trying to say, ALIEN??" is perfect

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 місяці тому +21

    4:58 You should Olay Earth Defense Force 5, then. _It'll fix that problem for you._

  • @thorne6477
    @thorne6477 4 місяці тому +14

    Bird Dispatch is my favorite running joke.

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 4 місяці тому +11

    Bird dispatch is canon to every universe, and no one can tell me otherwise!!!

  • @clonechoopa31
    @clonechoopa31 4 місяці тому +11

    10:05 man you had some major beef with that particular scavenger to give it ALL three of your barrels AT THE SAME TIME! That "grub" no longer exists on this plane of existence, you made damn sure of that by eviscerating every single trace it ever existed in the first place, by Super Earth Helldiver! That was some excessive force!

  • @alphaandomega4422
    @alphaandomega4422 4 місяці тому +7

    and Jay's ability to summon eldritch creatures by saying they don't exist gets stronger every day.
    JAYSUS, seeing flying terminids is literally seeing nightmares come to life

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 місяці тому +15

    4:50 Any EDF 5 Mission involving The Tadpoles

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 4 місяці тому +10

    That battle of Chosin joke was peak humor

  • @progreengaming
    @progreengaming 4 місяці тому +7

    this felt like a low budget badger video, and i'm here for it!

  • @rsmith5606
    @rsmith5606 4 місяці тому +5

    I started maniacally cackling when he said that there weren't any air bugs attacking yet, best use of foreshadowing lol

  • @OscarNovember1776
    @OscarNovember1776 4 місяці тому +2

    8:25 the muffled screams xD he sounds like a goat im legit cryin rn xD

  • @Xeno1001
    @Xeno1001 4 місяці тому +10

    8:00 the ultimate example of “MR. PRESIDENT GET DOWN!!!” was shown before us in spectacular fashion.
    That’s going to be a rent free moment in my brain forever now.

  • @temy4895
    @temy4895 4 місяці тому +3

    Nothing wrong with the more casual stuff from time to time Jay, the nutty conversations are very much part of the charm.

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 4 місяці тому +5

    Me: Where is the grub?
    Rubixraptor at 10:07: Gone, Reduced to atoms

  • @alfrazalam101
    @alfrazalam101 4 місяці тому +6

    The "It was man who was made in gods image" is the best goddam line and its popular because it goes so hard. Fuck bugs

  • @redmombarf
    @redmombarf 2 місяці тому +1

    I love the snap in "Howdy!"

  • @Akitoscorpio1
    @Akitoscorpio1 4 місяці тому +5

    It's refreshing to see someone playing this game in a slightly less unhinged fashion that me and my crew do.

  • @orinbaglo1572
    @orinbaglo1572 22 дні тому +1

    somebody get this man to make a new helldivers 2 video to show that this game is so back dude.

  • @ArtisticEbony
    @ArtisticEbony 4 місяці тому +1

    Having your own memes quoted to you is a truly sureal experience

  • @jacobystonecypher791
    @jacobystonecypher791 4 місяці тому +2

    That "Lookout Mr. President" moment was amazing, and I am now ugly laughing!!!

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 місяці тому +15

    Ah yes, back to Jay's Addiction.

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 4 місяці тому +2

      It's an addictive game.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 4 місяці тому +1

      There are much worse addictions to have, even among video games.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 місяці тому +3

      @@bthsr7113 Oh I'm well aware, recently one of my friends had the misfortune of League of Legends. I'm happy to say he is recovering and shows no signs of regression.

  • @boomsoldier9267
    @boomsoldier9267 4 місяці тому +3

    FINALY, ANOTHER HELLDIVERS 2 VIDEOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I can't wait till the next one.

  • @shoulderpyro
    @shoulderpyro 4 місяці тому +1

    okayi gotta admit, that "Mech ferrying troops across a deep lake" thing is actually pretty damn smart

  • @Bah56
    @Bah56 4 місяці тому +4

    Bird dispatch is always a highlight.

  • @dime.c120
    @dime.c120 3 місяці тому +1

    Turned my speakers on to listen to this while I do chores but upon hearing "And then they made space Vietnam. Again." I quickly did a 180 and shouted "AGAIN?" I have never done that before
    Creek PTSD is REEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

  • @gaming_gamer483
    @gaming_gamer483 4 місяці тому +2

    Description- Nobel Helldivers - I do agree that these Helldivers deserve a Nobel prize for the work they do

  • @richiemesar7344
    @richiemesar7344 3 місяці тому +1

    epic land before time reference raptor *fist bumps*

  • @Sam-h6u9d
    @Sam-h6u9d 4 місяці тому +1

    I love helldivers 2's lore. I hate the fact that super earth is evil and they just don't embrace it.

  • @SkinChangerDev
    @SkinChangerDev 4 місяці тому +6

    I recently got Helldivers 2 recently and spent most of my July 4th playing it. Your content gave me the inspiration I needed to enlist in the fight for managed democracy. Thank you so much.

  • @justinnguyen7782
    @justinnguyen7782 4 місяці тому +14

    Chilling with friends = murdering your friends. Sounds about right.

  • @shadowdragon654
    @shadowdragon654 4 місяці тому +1

    Bird Dispatch come back from the wormhole with a massive fleet of Illuminate as their leader

  • @Martian2607
    @Martian2607 3 місяці тому +1

    A like for land before time, loved that movie as a kid

  • @Twiggy1942
    @Twiggy1942 4 місяці тому +3

    9:47, give me back my pixels you gremlins

  • @rampage75_25
    @rampage75_25 3 місяці тому +4

    In defense of the aliens, humans being egoistic assholes is unpleasently realistic. Imagine evolving over four milion years and not being able to live in peace with each other...

  • @joshmorton3392
    @joshmorton3392 4 місяці тому +6

    A RubixRaptor Video? On my birthday?

  • @baconthedarklord970
    @baconthedarklord970 4 місяці тому +2

    So THAT'S what happened to Meridia! I was wondering about that.

  • @thegoodstuf1663
    @thegoodstuf1663 4 місяці тому +2

    I need way more helldivers

  • @CommanderWolf888
    @CommanderWolf888 4 місяці тому +1

    My craving for another RubixRaptor Helldivers video has been sated. For now.

  • @_spooT
    @_spooT 4 місяці тому +1

    Glory to the FOOG!
    Truly a spitting image of Lord Foog the 1nd

  • @leonscott7319
    @leonscott7319 4 місяці тому +1

    Man bird dispatch may have become an illuminate prisoner

  • @Skullsmasher2000
    @Skullsmasher2000 4 місяці тому

    I cannot describe to you how fun it looks to play games with you and your boys

  • @banditthegreat1787
    @banditthegreat1787 4 місяці тому +1

    FINALLY
    MORE HELLDIVERS PLEASE!

  • @matthewtourtellot8846
    @matthewtourtellot8846 4 місяці тому

    When the Meridia op went, I was in a similar position like Walrus manning an HMG turret when the shriekers came pouring out. As terrifying as it was, I was grateful for both the turret being super effective and the shriekers hanging back while I was on it.

  • @transfo9985
    @transfo9985 4 місяці тому +1

    there is nothing funnier to me than Pip's muffled screams for help.

  • @WhenGoatsWentBaa
    @WhenGoatsWentBaa 4 місяці тому

    Can say with confidence that the ballistic shield is mad. It doesn't take any damage at all below a certain AP, but also me and a friend tested it by having him drop Eagle Cluster munitions on my head and I (barely) survived by crouching and aiming the shield at the eagle.

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 4 місяці тому +1

    Tremendous display of self-control to avoid making purely Helldivers video for the past few weeks!

  • @Ninjanoto2
    @Ninjanoto2 4 місяці тому +1

    i love bird dispatch and little 2d quail image

  • @KingOfhearts72
    @KingOfhearts72 4 місяці тому +1

    Ohhh that was when the spawns were horribly glitched due to the new patch(which has seemed to happen just about EVERY)patch. Seriously tho those Merida missions were cancer and I have never seen that many fliers.

  • @saintdane7336
    @saintdane7336 4 місяці тому

    Also fun fact, not only is the sun on the bug side swamp planet red, but the moon happens to be some weird freaky green color.
    Neat.

  • @quill564
    @quill564 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for more bird dispatch, its hilarious

  • @doorcf
    @doorcf 4 місяці тому +1

    fun fact, due to the lack of any vissible event horizon and that the "Black Hole" is the size of the planet instwead of being much smaller as it should ... its not a black hole

  • @Machi_Tay
    @Machi_Tay 4 місяці тому +1

    Imangine there will be a day where 100 of us can play at once, with a huge ass campaign

  • @swagpharius_swolemegon
    @swagpharius_swolemegon 4 місяці тому

    A jayraptors helldivers video and on my birthday, today just keeps getting better

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 місяці тому +1

    0:40 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

  • @demicus
    @demicus 4 місяці тому +1

    TARGET DEE-STROYED!

  • @generaljedi8691
    @generaljedi8691 4 місяці тому +1

    All divers need to remind the enemy that this is OUR SWAMP!!!

  • @Sutiiru
    @Sutiiru 4 місяці тому

    Your videos are a treasure to those who watch them.

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 4 місяці тому +1

    I love Quail A.K.A. "Bird Dispatch."

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 4 місяці тому +1

    No matter the game, Ignis can’t escape the Vietnam jungle combat.

  • @OnyxEclypse
    @OnyxEclypse 4 місяці тому

    I love the casual-like nature of this...

  • @EMan-xj5cz
    @EMan-xj5cz Місяць тому

    0:34 Juice That Makes Your Head Explode!

  • @saintdane7336
    @saintdane7336 4 місяці тому

    Due to WiFi problems and having to switch my carrier and wait till the end of the month and a bunch of other junk, I’m glad I’m able to witness to fall of the Meridia super colony on here at least, even if I missed it in real time. Looks like fun 😊, also still like to visit the hole afterwards and ponder

  • @Flipdagoose
    @Flipdagoose 4 місяці тому

    Jay's boys are about as close to canon helldivers as you get ngl

  • @onisavage1685
    @onisavage1685 4 місяці тому

    I’d love to see Rubix and the squad having a time on one of the EDF games
    That’d be awesome to see. Especially with the ragdolls and such

  • @DepthDestroyer-rb2lf
    @DepthDestroyer-rb2lf 4 місяці тому

    i loved nam' emphasis on loved

  • @sparkyswe396
    @sparkyswe396 Місяць тому

    Bird Dispatch is always funny!

  • @DANBAN119
    @DANBAN119 4 місяці тому +1

    Humans: It is man who is made in Gods image filthy aliens!"
    Somewhere trillions of lightyears away: "It is the glebnorks who are made in Shaksas image filthy aliens!"

  • @IceLordCryo
    @IceLordCryo 4 місяці тому

    I have you to thank for my Helldivers obsession

  • @Founder_of_the_SCP_Foundation
    @Founder_of_the_SCP_Foundation 4 місяці тому

    Still think your most epic video was the last episode of the barotrauma series, that wasn’t even a game anymore it was a *MOVIE* the freakin 3d captain dropping the hard af one liners

  • @Caitlyn3000
    @Caitlyn3000 4 місяці тому

    Just from the title, I can tell this is gonna be explosively fun

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox 4 місяці тому

    I don't think there's a single other youtuber with your rate of consistent bangers

  • @Hecksun
    @Hecksun 4 місяці тому

    Man, I'm always glad to see another Jay video, been a little bit since the last one.

  • @lilbeandips4779
    @lilbeandips4779 4 місяці тому

    When you don't say howdy right away, I get very stress out, so thank you.

  • @SizzleCorndog
    @SizzleCorndog 4 місяці тому

    "why is the sun red, this looks sick as hell" Jay has never seen a sunset confirmed.

  • @andrewrobinson9825
    @andrewrobinson9825 4 місяці тому

    I'm glad you're still keeping up with it

  • @squadie1
    @squadie1 4 місяці тому

    A giant ominous burple wormhole, would be crazy if the illuminate used it for round 2 boogaloo.

  • @johnaxios6335
    @johnaxios6335 4 місяці тому

    That's the best Helldiver I've ever seen