Be the change you want to see in the world :) This one ended up being a little more cooked than I was expecting but man this one was fun. A lot of that was due to everyone being exceptionally goofy and it really ended up fitting well with this event. Thanks everyone for stopping by!
Slannesh Cultists: I do two things: snort drugs and be horny. And I'm all out of drugs, so let's... Tzeentch, Nurgle and Khorne: We ain't inviting you guys.
There once was a Tzeentzch Cultist that wanted to become a Lord of Change. Tzeentch, ever the benevolent trickster (also known as internet troll), turned him into a beggar.
You know I love just how all the chaos gods and the emperor are playing 8th dimensional chess with the galaxy…..then there’s Tezeench who somehow showed up with a deck of playing cards two monopoly bucks the Official Cars the movie version of Sorry and somehow wins the whole thing with a hand of thirty six ace of spades and one reverse UNO card and declares "Yahtzee" in German.
Khorne Squad: Blitzcrieg simulators Nurgle Squad: Local Man literally too smelly to die Tezeench Squad: Just a bunch of silly lil guys, some dude in a van gave them flamethrowers, look at them, they like change and lightning
REAL Real reason why no Slaanesh: "Everyone now has tinnitus, turbo-AIDS _(maybe, I don't know if STDs are Nurgle's domain or not)_ and dopamine receptors crippled to the point that slowly torturing someone to death over the course of twenty-four hours is the only way they can sort of begin to feel something again."
Average Space Marine charging a tank, eating an HE shell, and still coming through the smoke and fire with sword drawn to engage it in melee combat, truly inspiring
I have had Tzeench explained to me a few times. This has given me the best explanation while also leaving me more confused and I know just enough about Tzeench to know that that is exactly correct.
*Pros of working for Tzeentch:* Your commander's tactics are highly unpredictable. *Cons of working for Tzeentch:* Your commander's tactics are highly unpredictable.
"It's all over for that enemy titan once they enter flamethrower range." Note that he never said that it would be the flamethrower itself that would be the titans undoing, just the range. Lo and behold, the titan fell shortly after entering range, even if it was after the Tzeentch cultist was reduced to atoms.
6:35 Hopefully, th-they don't necronify. *Necronifying begins.* Oh, they're necronifying. (You had to say it.) They're necronifying. (You had to say it!)
I’ve been playing a lot of Darktide recently, and have also become pretty invested in Warhammer in general, and it’s all because of you, Jay. So thank you, I’m now an addict.
As a fellow Disciples of Tzeentch, I approve the squad leader’s Change focused battle strategy. As the old maxim, our enemy cannot predict our strategy if even we don’t know what it is!
This blatant Slaaneshi erasure will not stand, good sir! >:( And I have to say, the unpredictable chaos of Tzeentch really suits Ignis. I barely noticed a difference XD
I'm ashamed, and thus, I will introduce you to my disappointment. *Loads bolt pistol named **_Dissappiontment_* (Great video as always, cant wait for the next one!)
All the 'Change' jokes really had me rolling. Also the funny thing about Slaanesh cultists not being invited is because historically the Slaanesh cults are kind hard ostracized from the rest of chaos because they're a pain in the ass to work with.
What a welcome change XD Srsly, that bit of you having tot change radio freqs every three minutes is peak chaos Ignis is the kind of CHaos that is fun to follow
Be the change you want to see in the world :)
This one ended up being a little more cooked than I was expecting but man this one was fun. A lot of that was due to everyone being exceptionally goofy and it really ended up fitting well with this event. Thanks everyone for stopping by!
Tzeentch wants you to have giant golden women, a welcome change
remember consuming uncooked ARMA ops can increase your risk of LARP
Slannesh Cultists: I do two things: snort drugs and be horny. And I'm all out of drugs, so let's...
Tzeentch, Nurgle and Khorne: We ain't inviting you guys.
When are you going to play helldiver's 2 again?
Slaneesh is displeased, to the warp black hole with you to get two heads & a loss in sense of the time in the present tense.
Slaanesh cultists receiving their un-invite: "Oh! How did he know I LOVE being ostracized?"
They’re weird to fight because they love everything
@@dr.stronk9857love being high all the time
No, bad Slaanesh stop getting happy about being ostracized! Bad! *pokes with stick to not get to close* 😂
@@noahsawyer7155also yes
The Slaanesh cult is just Normal Ignis.
We all know some members of ignis probably exchanged "Slanesh Contraband" during this op
that’s why I’m always scared to look at 40k discords I’m in sometimes lots of that heresy 34
Pornographic cocaine
@@snipeyounoobzyee2662 Thank god the Imperium doesn't exist cause then we would've been exterminatus'd like 10 times just for the internet alone.
Chaos-chan was probably within the slaanesh contraband
Oddly enough, Tzeentch and Slaanesh work together more often than against.
Chaos: Successfully takes the planet from Imperial control.
Also Chaos: Immediately falls into infighting.
Seems about right.
well yeah, now they gotta figure out which faction actually owns the planet now
Chaos A Little Bit Divided
@@BreadBox.Chaos Significantly Divided
They simply had to change the state of the planet
There once was a Tzeentzch Cultist that wanted to become a Lord of Change.
Tzeentch, ever the benevolent trickster (also known as internet troll), turned him into a beggar.
Have some spare change? -Tzeentzch Cultist Joker
I bow to you, that's a great one lol
Got some changes? 🐦
Got any Change?
Better than a chaos spawn
3:02 - "I buy everything with cash so I can have more 'change'".
That joke caught me off guard. Which 'change' is the Tzeentch Squad wanting now?
I'll bet their favored currency is Bitcoin because it's always changing
Both.
About 49 cents.
"We did our job, we read the book!"
It's the most cultist possible to say.
Tzeentch cultist pops in as planet is falling apart. Nods approvingly: " All thanks to Tzeentch. " Vanishes back through a portal.
Slaanesh cultists back at base: " AH MY NIPPLES THEY HURT. THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM. "
they Horny Af
lol WTF
Say what you will about Slaanesh cultists, but they understand story structure and can be easily motivated.
@@fumarc4501 you know what… That’s fair
Have you ever twisted those things!? Of course they hurt when you do that!
Just dont do it too hard, mmkay?
Guardsman: shooting rocket.
Chaos space marine: nah id just tank it.
"How are you summoning the lightning"
"I don't know"
is the most lore accurate portrayal of Tzeentch fucking with his followers ive seen in arma
"I love buying everything with cash so I have more change!"
This freaking killed me lmao....
Same! Oh my gods.
6:06 Necron casually rubbing salt in the wound while making you realize you're doing jacksh*t to them.
3:47 FEEL THE POWER OF GOD EMPEROR YOU TRAITOR
FOR THE EMPEROR
Get so hard the warp flinched.
Hit* 🤣
@@rogerreger9631 :D
the god emperor got changed into a vegetable, gg ez
The bird masks add to the wretchedness of the combat footage lmao
You know I love just how all the chaos gods and the emperor are playing 8th dimensional chess with the galaxy…..then there’s Tezeench who somehow showed up with a deck of playing cards two monopoly bucks the Official Cars the movie version of Sorry and somehow wins the whole thing with a hand of thirty six ace of spades and one reverse UNO card and declares "Yahtzee" in German.
And it was all to thwart his own plan. Just as planned!
@@scribblerstudios9895 STOP. FLICKING. YOUR. CAAAARDSS.
Yahtzee in German thats Just Kniffel
That was... the most... Tzeentch... thing I've ever read...
Good job!
(Hydra dominatus)
@@bruhhunter8258 That is a lie (This is a lie) I am (Not) Alpharius.
Man, RubixRaptor must’ve been blessed by Tzeentch, when that Titan came into Flamethrower range at 10:13 it really was done for.
The most Tzeenchian way
True but in a way that you suffer
Khorne Squad: Blitzcrieg simulators
Nurgle Squad: Local Man literally too smelly to die
Tezeench Squad: Just a bunch of silly lil guys, some dude in a van gave them flamethrowers, look at them, they like change and lightning
Slaanesh Squad: *[REDACTION LEVEL PERDITIO ENFORCED BY ORDO MALLEUS, ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER]*
Nurgle Squad is also a good description of Ferrik Jurgen.
Fitting that the Tzeetch cultists read the summoning book and no one else could read it 😂
@@damoclesecoe7184"That's a weird way to say Twitter"
- Max0r
@@Great_CthulhuJurgen could be the poster boy for Nurgle if he wasn't a devoted Imperial and a blank
Jay: Howdy!
Quail: *CHANGE INTENSIFIES*
the gangly bois try to fight the power of new york pigeons and lose.
As a New Yorker, I am not surprised.
As someone not from New York, I am confused.
Ignis Corps as Tzeentch is a very fitting change.
And my god all these change jokes are overwhelming me.
It's a nice...
_change_ of pace.
A little change never hurt anybody.
Soldier of Tzeench: Captin I love you !
Captin: To Favor our Lord Tzeench, you better change your f*cking mind.
Dude the squad leader sounds exactly what I'd imagine a bird person would sound like.
well the squad leader is quail so...
@@markusstern8059 The Squad Leader was Maritime Horrors
@@FireTeamHarmony I thought Rubix's SL was Quail
@@FireTeamHarmony nvm i stand corrected
@@markusstern8059 SL???
Joke reason why no slaanesh: “haha boobie”
Real reason why no slaanesh: “everyone now has tinnitus”
REAL Real reason why no Slaanesh: "Everyone now has tinnitus, turbo-AIDS _(maybe, I don't know if STDs are Nurgle's domain or not)_ and dopamine receptors crippled to the point that slowly torturing someone to death over the course of twenty-four hours is the only way they can sort of begin to feel something again."
Slannesh: Slaughter Denial, Ooh! I’m into that!
Is there anything you’re not into?
Slannesh: ….No!
"Jokes on you I’m into that shit!"
Yes rehab
Great, then you won't have a problem with being locked in a sensory deprivation chamber for a week.
2:44 LORE ACCURATE POWER ARMOR
* Cashier* - “Will you be paying with cash or credit today?
*me staring unblinkingly at the cashier* - “Change”
lol
you truly are a menace
The fact that Slanesh was not invited due to them being weird is hilarious. They're all weird, but Slaneshi cultists are perhaps the weirdest.
feast on the delights of this world!
ORGIES FOR SLAAANESHH
“I like that friendly fire, you CHANGED to a traitor” is a line I will be using
I really changed into my inner lunatic for this OP. I felt stupider after this, but I had fun being Chaotic Chaotic for this.
Wait, YOU DO MORE OPS THAN THE WEIRD COASTGUARD ONE?????????
"hopefully they dont necronefy"
....
"YOU JUST HAD TO SAY IT"
Same vibe as " NO COVENANT, HUH? YOU *HAD* TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH! "
Average Space Marine charging a tank, eating an HE shell, and still coming through the smoke and fire with sword drawn to engage it in melee combat, truly inspiring
*chainaxe but close enough
There's something about goofing off with friends in a "serious, hardcore" milsim that makes me smile. Keep 'em comin', Jay. o7
2:19 - "what's wrong Raptor, never heard of a shortcut before?"
Tzeench cultists? So in other words, you all spent a day as Tails
I have had Tzeench explained to me a few times. This has given me the best explanation while also leaving me more confused and I know just enough about Tzeench to know that that is exactly correct.
Speaking as a Slaanesh cultist? Perfectly understandable, extremely valid, and thanks for the free edging.
This comment was posted by an slaanesh cultist
Guardsman: Sir we keep loosing our tap on their coms.
Guard captain: What diabolical trickery is this.
Tzeentch squad lead: I am bored, TO CHANEL 69.
*Pros of working for Tzeentch:* Your commander's tactics are highly unpredictable.
*Cons of working for Tzeentch:* Your commander's tactics are highly unpredictable.
" Your tactics both amaze and scare me, sir. "
Pros of fighting Tzeentch: They don’t make plans
Cons of fighting Tzeentch: They don’t have plans
The various Khornate and Nurglite fellas: "where are the zeench troops?!"
"They switched sides for change!"
"They what for what??"
7:05 “God damit Bobby I told you I didn’t want to fight the forces of Chaos”
Freebird: "OH I CAN'T CHANGE!"
"I buy everything with cash so I can have more change!"
-Tzeench cultist
2024.
"It's all over for that enemy titan once they enter flamethrower range."
Note that he never said that it would be the flamethrower itself that would be the titans undoing, just the range. Lo and behold, the titan fell shortly after entering range, even if it was after the Tzeentch cultist was reduced to atoms.
Best quote in your videos so far
"I'll change the music to freebird"
6:35 Hopefully, th-they don't necronify.
*Necronifying begins.*
Oh, they're necronifying.
(You had to say it.)
They're necronifying.
(You had to say it!)
4:31
HAHAHA so good!
Very nurgle thing to say
What's a Tzeench follower's favorite math problem?
Finding the Rate of Change
I’ve been playing a lot of Darktide recently, and have also become pretty invested in Warhammer in general, and it’s all because of you, Jay. So thank you, I’m now an addict.
Gotta love the himbo energy coming from the korne guys. Stomp stomp stomp
"I cast low tier god" frikin killed me 😂😂😂
I love that you added that animation by 6:37, it show that you're improving, and also it's really really funny!
That loyalist Astartes crashing your game with the zeal of his righteous fury was peak.
Got to love a cheeky Maritime Horrors cameo.
As a fellow Disciples of Tzeentch, I approve the squad leader’s Change focused battle strategy. As the old maxim, our enemy cannot predict our strategy if even we don’t know what it is!
MaratimeHorrors: "By the grace of Tzeentch, I stand before you as Herald of the Change"
This blatant Slaaneshi erasure will not stand, good sir! >:(
And I have to say, the unpredictable chaos of Tzeentch really suits Ignis. I barely noticed a difference XD
I do believe that this decision was a correct one my good sir they are weird
@@jasonml3508 wrong, slaanesh is great
@@captaincorundum9788 you know not of the greatness of nurgle
I do say that twas done in the name of monetization m’lord.
@@jasonml3508 nurgle stinky
The best part about this is all the random madness is on brand for the followers of Tzeentch
Birbs for the birb god
skurs fur dur skur furn
Good represitation of Chaos, everyone works together until they do something useful then they kill eachother in cold blood.
Honestly, I think this might be your best vid yet, and your squad leader(quail?)'s voice was perfect for this
Maritime Horrors was SL
I love how the berserker just punched you in the face as you were celebrating the opening of the Chaos Gate
Oh neat, the Necroms showed up.
It’s always a fun CHANGE of pace when I see the novelty of Chaos fighting Foul Xenos.
Not novelty.
Chaos Followers are still humans you know.
6:35 “Hopefully they don’t Necronify!?…”
Most Jinxed Line ever
“SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!”
He unleashed so much khornite rage with that swing that it crashed the game. Beautiful.
I'm ashamed, and thus, I will introduce you to my disappointment.
*Loads bolt pistol named **_Dissappiontment_*
(Great video as always, cant wait for the next one!)
“We change people from not being on fire to being on fire” I’m using that next time I play tsons
I love the little animation bits in between vids, its so funny to watch xD (6:37)
OMG! "Cerveza Cristal" reference in the first minute, that's a new record!
That Khorne berserker hitting you so brutally your game crashed is such a khorne thing to do
10:28 Seems the Gods chose that exact moment to go back to the Great Game (aka killing each other)
0:31 Honestly, the best choice to not get demonetized
Dude that squad commander is so funny.
Slaanesh cultists have been real quiet since this dropped.
feast! on the delights of this world! orgies! for slaanesh!
Good, keep them in the basement where they belong.
"I buy everything with cash so I can have more change" was an excellent joke that got me to laugh rather loudly.
When you said the squad lead is deranged i thought you were over exaggerating, but no.
Hes actually deranged😂 bro is a real life cultist
I'm only a cultist for a hobby, my day job is a lunatic
@@MaritimeHorrorsThats gotta be one of the funniest comments ive seen😭
I hope you do more content with raptor
That little bird sticker was adorable 😂
Changelot leader is too adorable ! ^^
Jay + Ignis + Tzeentch = peak abolute 40K RP Chaos.
That was epic to watch the space marine tank it like a boss 2:36
Thanks guys for changing my mood from bad to good!
I want that "There necronifying! You had to say it!" as a gif 🤣
I love the fear in Jay's voice when he picks up on the Word "Necron"
This was one of your best Arma videos to date. Wouldn't change a thing
Every Friday I go out of my way just to watch these videos
3:47 When the Space Marine kills you so hard, you are deleted from reality.
All the 'Change' jokes really had me rolling.
Also the funny thing about Slaanesh cultists not being invited is because historically the Slaanesh cults are kind hard ostracized from the rest of chaos because they're a pain in the ass to work with.
These Arma 3 warhammer vids are always a treat
Love this change of pace!
All the change jokes in this video were perfect
This video Changed my life.
Cartoon Quail is the best part of this video.
Does anyone else remember when ignis was almost sane? Because I do.
But as my mama used to say, "SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!" so keep up the good work.
The Necrons were unexpected but extremely welcomed! Can't wait for more battles with them!
Being completely eviscerated on the mission complete screen is the most War Hammer thing that could have happened.
2:45 that CSM is a true son of angron holy shit
Berzerker at 2:44 had that 6 up feel no pain
1:18 *big gasp* JAY USES CODE S7!! :D
love seeing Greatdictator around
love the bird mask they are the beaky bois Tzeentch is a magic birb
Good to see Falcon is still playing Arma 3, birb needs a good home.
What a welcome change XD
Srsly, that bit of you having tot change radio freqs every three minutes is peak chaos
Ignis is the kind of CHaos that is fun to follow