NEO Scavenger Review | Struggle™ | Survive™ | Sell Sewer Water™
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- Опубліковано 1 бер 2020
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"Have you ever wanted to be a homeless crackhead" - yeah, when you recommended Underrail.
cave wizards ftw
Underrail is great
Mstislaw AA underpants
That's what you get for spending 3 days eating mushrooms with the dude!
"Have you ever wanted to be a homeless crackhead" - No, that's why I'm trying to quit.
*How Seth finds games to review*
*Selects sort games by content tag: Cannibalism*
And vore.
@zzz43452 and then he uses all of it on more hentai arts.
And organ harvesting
And slavery
@@confusedape9023 just check all of those special survival words, like canibalism, drugs and organ harvesting
Sseth: Manchester
Game: Detroit
Me: *What’s the difference?*
As a person who lives in Michigan and has been to Manchester, I can vouch for the similarity.
I think you mean Birmingham over Manchester
The only difference is the race of the person selling you the drugs.
Pretty sure it would be the same race selling you the drugs. Only thing different would be the funny britbong dialect.
@@rejvaik00 I'm guessing you mean British Birmingham because the American one looks more like a Soviet depression city vs a over grown crack den.
Holy shit, I've been living in Manchester for 5 years and I only just found out that those freaking metal capsules on the ground I see everywhere contain laughing gas that people get high off of, lol.
@@friendlyman_ Hah, no, I graduated last year from The University of Manchester. I simply don't practise any degenerate habits or hang out with people who do, so I never knew what those capsules were for.
@@MartinX333 Fair enough. Can't say I was as lucky.
@@MartinX333 whatever you say mohammed.
I remember i want to a friends party like a few years back and saw em using them and was like "Holy suck that's what those metal things all over the show are" rough as shit
@Abserd O and here we see a cultist in the making
>Chavs outside SSeth's house
>they're in an astra
yup thats about right.
Corsa? Thats a bit upmarket. Where the 206's at?
206? Thats a bit upmarket. Where my Wheelie bin's at?
Wheelie bin? Thats a bit upmarket. Where the Reliant's at?
@@Bachenaugen Reliant? That's a bit upmarket. Where's my Tranbant at?!
@@Zukoiu Trabant? Thats a bit upmarket. Where my Yugo at?
As someone that just lost his job and may soon be doing this to survive, I thank Sseth for this instructional video.
Only works for the uk tho, specifically Ssenths city
same dude, gl to u
Same here, good luck
Good luck man
Not gonna make it
>talks about his sleep paralysis demon
>asmongold appears
accurate
Imma keep it real with you buddy, I’m not grabbing a perk that’s useless to me for a majority of the game until the very end
@@marsupialmaniac8083 And makes a gun that's probably not nearly as good as the more mundane guns you likely used to make it.
Which, by the way, are already better as scaring crackheads than they are at killing them.... probably...
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@@user-eo4ln2fp8q he forgor
Somehow, before playing this game, I actually thought this really did take place in Manchester UK 2008
But apparently it takes place in Detroit, which isn't actually that much different.
might as well be identical
⁵u5
@@OperatorVanta A few differences spring to mind. For instance, there's fewer black "people" in Detroit these days.
Detroit is the worse place in the Universe, nothing like Manchester
@@Grag9091
Have you ever been to Glasgow?
"No one plays with me, so they're both single player"
Oof, this got me pretty hard.
That's me because I am too poor to pay for PSPlus and I also don't have any friends to play Monster Hunter World with.
Weird. I just get hard to regular porn.
@Jamie so are many of the clips Sseth uses
Of course, only a few big titles ever hold multiplayer communities for long at all.
@@FriendlyArchpriest And I also don't have PS...
"Crackhead chariot" is now my favorite new euphemism for a shopping cart.
euphemism? that's sounds more like a hyperbole Lmao
@Sarincrow Any of you wastoids actually smoke crack or are you all cowards
@Sarincrow How is that a metonymy? A metonymy is like the Crown or the White House. It's a symbol used to represent a person or idea.
And "crackhead chariot" isn't a euphemism, since that would imply that the term is positive. If anything, it would be a dysphemism, which implies a negative connotation. But it's really just a funny phrase though lol
@Sarincrow No offense, but I think you are mistaken with metonymy. Crown is not a synecdoche because a synecdoche is a part of the whole - implying it must also be concrete. Sure, a queen wears a crown, but she isn't composed of crowns--it can be removed. And the crown might be concrete, but the Crown isn't--it's abstract, indicated by the fact it's a proper noun.
To distinguish synecdoche, you (almost certainly) are composed of a butt. So saying "get your butt over here" would be a proper synecdoche, with "your butt" being a substitution for "yourself". This follows since your butt is part of your whole self. Other examples are "wheels" for a driveable car and "iron" for an axe, sword, lance, etc..
Other examples are the Kremlin, "the Suits", and "the Sword". Each example happens to be some kind of authority, whether it be governmental, corporate, or military. "Crackhead chariot" is not a metonym, because it isn't some abstract idea--it's just a funny way to describe a shopping cart. If you think metonymy is as simple as a nickname, it isn't. But you could say a "crackhead chariot" an epithet for shopping cart.
I still firmly believe it's a dysphemism. I could see how you would think it could be a euphemism if you focused only on the noun, "chariot". However, you're missing the fact that it is modified by a really negative adjective, being "crackhead". Furthermore, as you said, it isn't reducing any negativity to the term, like how the "washroom" reduces the vulgarity of the "toilet". On the contrary, it is making the vulgarity apparent. Therefore, the phrase as a whole is negative.
Also, the phrase *was* for comedic effect, which is a prominent characteristic of a dysphemism. Examples of other dysphemisms for the toilet are "the crapper" and "the $hitter". Both are funnier than just the word toilet. And both are as vulgar as the word crackhead. It follows that "crackhead chariot" is a funny way to describe a regular shopping cart, which it definitely does.
However, I'll agree that it is a nice juxtaposition of connotations between the noun and adjective. :)
I humbly ask fo forgiveness. But I saw a jojo reference in here
Some guy stole my sleeping bag while I was sleeping in it.
I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed. I don't even think that I woke up
Pickpocket: 100
If this isn't NeoScavenger in a nutshell...
Lol elona plus in the nutshell after I train my pickpocket by..... stealing the tree in the forest all thanks to Seth elona video.
So quick tips for people who keep dying:
1. Trapping is arguably the best skill in the game. It lets you catch food, it lets you start fires very easily (to cook food and boil water), and it lets you start with a very excellent piece of clothing off the bat. Bringing me to:
2. At the start of the game, make sure you have Trapping and Melee and/or Tough (I prefer melee). When the Wolfman comes, fight it with your combat skill, which will put a dogman corpse at the cryo lab. Craft using the body, one of the glass shards lying on the ground, and the Trapping skill to get a fur coat. Just by itself it easily keeps you from dying of hypothermia. Try to make sure you use a 100% quality glass shard, because that determines the durability of the coat. If you have trouble finding one, you can craft a glass bottle with nothing to break it and get 100% glass shards.
3. Now I did say Melee and/or Tough. Because if you take both and use both to take on the Wolfman, you kick its ass. In addition to the body for the coat, you get a recording of your fight. Take that with you all the way to Detroit and show it to the Hatter. This skips his quest and also gives you the insanely busted "Unstoppable" secret skill.
4. Back to the melee skill: You can use it to craft the Broad spear (large stick can be found in the forest, combine with a glass shard, the Melee skill, and some string), which is one of the best weapons in the game and has a range of 3, letting you hit many enemies before they're in range to attack you. Like the coat, aim for a 100% glass shard for a max durability spear.
5. In combat, focus on not getting hit. Use dodge and parry to make your opponent vulnerable. When able, trip them, or use other methods to stun them or get them on the ground so you can get free hits in. But above all, make sure you take as few hits as possible.
6. Get a metal pan if possible, if not an empty soup can will suffice. This will let you boil water, giving you easy access to sterilized water. You can easily find water if you scan the map for any tile with water in it. While normally you'd prioritize water from a moving source (like a river), using a pan or can to boil water means that even bog water will be safe to drink. Also keep plenty of water bottles on hand (as well as some sticks and kindling to start a fire) to make sure you don't die of thirst. You can also boil dirty rags to get clean bandages. Very handy for healing yourself. Both sterilized water and clean bandages can sell for good money at the shop as well.
7. If you desperately need food, keep in mind that blue berries are always safe to eat and yellow berries are always poisonous. Red berries and mushrooms are a gamble if you don't have botany.
8. In story moments when you have a choice of what to do, always assume that something sketchy will probably kill you. Always err on the side of caution and take what sounds like the safest option. Gambles rarely pay off in this game.
9. Never talk in combat, as it can be a death sentence. The only exceptions are A) If the opponent asks to talk first, or B) if you end up in an encounter with guards right outside of Detroit, ALWAYS talk to them because it instantly ends the fight, and otherwise they will fucking waste you.
10. Fast Metabolism is actually a really good flaw. It makes you need more Food and Water, but it also makes you heal more quickly. And if you took Trapping like I told you, you shouldn't have any trouble getting sufficient food and water to sustain yourself. And you'll get some free building points for taking it.
11. Myopia can be a dangerous flaw to take, but can potentially give you an amazing build if you survive to Detroit with enough money. Though it's very expensive, you can spend $1000 at the Haggerty Health Clinic to get Myopia replaced with Eagle Eye, turning a flaw into a perk while still retaining the build points you got from selecting the flaw.
i can seem to find how to open the crafting screen, X while looting does nothing
@@nerddotcom5817 You can also just click the crafting icon on the left side of the screen.
thanks for the pro gamer tips i am now the ruling crackhead through my Appalachian mountainman skills, various shards of glass and my talent for high-impact violence
its actually strong and not tough
Damn simulator games are advanced nowadays
Now they're simulating a whole country
such a crap fest could only be the a simulation anyways
France? Venezuela? Brazil? There's a handful of places that are like this.
Degrees of Lewdity is a nice alternative modern day England simulator.
Civilization has been simulating the entire history of mankind for decades now
Finally, a game for the dead squirrel community.
*save the squirrels initiative*
NYET! Death to all squirrels! -Citizen of Lazo
Finally! A game that came out six years ago!
the fun starts when you bring a hammer. hairy and bony, but instant steak!
Ayy
My longest run in this game started with me killing a werewolf with my bare hands, skinning it with a piece of broken glass and wearing it's fur.
The same playthrough ended with me approaching the megacity, getting into combat with something that I couldn't see, and then getting shot in the head and dying on the first turn.
Probably stumbled upon those DMC guards. Not a great idea to fight them lol
@@tvdinner8838 I don't even know who it was. I never saw them. It just entered combat with something and then I got domed.
@@iamnuff1992 well if you were near the DMC it must have been one of the guards. Or maybe a looter with a gun who got VERY lucky.
My best playthgrough has me with 8k dollars and a tactical armor set with a military rifle and a shitload of ammo, id work up to get that one perk that exposes weaknesses and kill those guards and sell shit and become a god
I always like to start runs by killing the dogman skinning him, running to DMC and then taking my necklace off so the sleep paralysis demon kills the nearest guard, put the necklace back on and then look the guards shit. Works everytime, still requires you to, you know, live for 2 days straight
2:48 "As your body bleeds from ever orphice-"
*Made in Abyss flashbacks*
That show turned dark real friggin quick... Still amazing though.
@@Fuzzout Also best dad ever
This is my favorite “murder-the-homeless-for-a-single-boot” simulator. Also, you can get cancer as a debuff. 9/10.
Well I mean, isn’t cancer just a stronger toxic?
and cure cancer by drink tea and sleep.
Also you can turn into a wendigo
So just Detroit then?
The Crimson Fucker it actually takes place around the Detroit area. But like, post apocalyptic future dystopian Detroit. The Detroit where Dan Gilbert bought out the entire city
This game is essentially
"Homeless man tries to survive in hell without drinking sewage".
"Without"? You're clearly playing the game wrong.
@@WerewolfMinecraft Look man, im a simple person, I see sewage, I DRONK.
I see log, SPEAR
I see dogman, I SPEAR IT
I see satan, I fugin die.
@@thetrustyscavenger dogman are actually pretty damn easy to deal with, all you need is a spear of any kind for that extra range and let it come to you while stepping away when needed, and just atack normally and if possible, trip him or make a improvised obstacle, both are combat skills that can appear, DO NOT MELEE SURGE it's inaccurate, and when you use it, you get stunned... Yeah, do that and you'll be more well fed then any zoner who drinks barrel soup.
@@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459 I didnt say they were hard, I mean, an entire run of mine was just hunting dogmen for money.
I say I SPEAR IT, because thats what I do. I stab it vigourisly while using my skill procs consistently, like Lure.
Lure is great.
@@thetrustyscavenger i see... *good.*
As someone who has played this game for the better part of 5+ years, I feel *slightly* compelled to share some details about surviving.
1. While a funny detail, you can't acually beat people with shoes or squirrels (im sorry in advance)
2. to cure your thirst of cannibalism, you have to find a specific location and talk to a doctor for it, the first time you cure it the people there will take it as a sign of good-will but the next time you come back with the curse the people will kill you.
3. sell everything over a hundred detroit dollars to any trading center, while water is good to sell its time consuming and relatively boring.
4. you can unlock special abilities by doing random quests (ie fight robots and disturb a nursing home) these abilities are considered secret and are generally pretty overpowered.
5. if you survive for longer than a month, a small reminder that there is a brutal seasonal cycle.
6. unless your forklift certified, you can't take on mall cops, because they can spawn amazon drones that can shred you to pieces
7. there is a midget known as the "enfield horror" that wanders the center southern region of the map. it aint worth even beating him and he isnt that scary.
8. if you find detroit, don't leech on the restaurants forever, you'll run out of money. grind for squirrels instead.
9. dont stay to close to people who are sick (or have blue sashs) they, in the most blunt terms, have aids and cant be cured normally.
10. dont overload yourself with loot, in the words of sseth himself, "The best character to speedrun the game is a turtle, because you'll die before you reach the diner table".
I shall leave now, farewell. if you do buy this game, it is honestly the most worthwhile purchase in your life. enjoy.
Thank you, worthy traveler.
Remember to pick to pick strong+melee perk combo to get a cool coat
@@salehprotik6333 another note, if you kill the wolfman with strong+Melee, keep the USB that shows the footage of said feat, and bring it to a man named 'hatter' at the entrance of the megacity, you will instantly get the secret perk unstoppable. Easiest way to get it too, imo. (It also grants you easy access of said megacity too!)
based, just had an itch for some neoscav in 2022 and here's your comment
I've never survived long enough to see the seasons change
As a "Veteran" of this game I highly approve of thise video, and of course when I say veteran I mean " played the game when it came out on google play, found out it was a demo, and then played it so much out of spite that my third eye has opened". full game is cool tho' truly much more than initially meets the eye.
I am also a veteran of this game. Enfield horror still looks butt ugly tho...
1:01 "outside our house"
Sseth, please, take your meds. Mandalore is not real. It is just you in the house :(
He speaks about Felix.
@@araamahasla555 U wot mate?
@@araamahasla555 whomst is Felix?
@@Nick-qf7vt His bodypillow
@@saymondrodriguez8517 Oh yeah... forgot about that. Is Sseth hallucinating that it's alive? Or has his seed and autism animated it?
I "tried" this game just now. started starving in a field, shot a random scavver out of desperation, now I am only satisfied by human flesh
10/10
show me the way o' scav lord
you left out the part where you ate him and he tasted like veal
Aren't we all?
meanwhile I died two turns after starting
@@dergberg3923 Git gud
Cutting up your starting clothes with a shard of glass to get string is actually min-maxing your resources.
If you die naked from hypothermia before you find replacements, you had a _really_ bad run and it's probably for the best.
Best setence i've heard:
"Trapping, let you start fire for improvised heating, and catch squirrels for improvised *Beating"*
"Don't f- with me 'coz if you do, I will run away"
Never have I ever heard of something so intimidating in my life...
That’s how I’ve never lost a fight irl.
When a person asks me “You wanna fight, fool?” in a violent manner
I’ll just tell them “No, Im afraid to get hurt” then throw some heavy stuff at them then run away.
@@Nope-en9bo
Or be American and use a firearm you have no clue how it works but fuck it
@Ian Robertson
Considering I am America’s youth, no, no we don’t. I know how an irl gun works because I’ve shot a pistol and smg, but video games doesn’t teach you the feeling of recoil, gun weight, cocking, reloading, and firing as well as remembering gun safety like finger off the trigger, don’t point the gun at someone regardless if it’s loaded or not unless you intend on shooting them, and treat every gun as if it were loaded.
Hey! Why don't you go OVER THERE and say that!
I can't help but think that Seth is your local crackhead who breaks into libraries at night to make youtube videos to feed his crippling addiction to hentai. A man of culture.
*All-American
UA-camrs dont get paid much.
@@Anon-te6uq He's getting paid to make these videos by The Merchants Guild, it's your assumption that I meant ad revenue. No videos = ???
This is a beautiful picture.
Yeah, look up his patreon, he get $6,918
per video from 5150 patrons. That is a lot of money to spend on hentai.
I never managed to survive longer than 10 minutes in any of my runs in this game, so I'm genuinely shocked to hear there are more enemies than just wolves.
As someone from the UK, I can confirm this does indeed sound exactly like what life in the UK is like
God, finally. I've been playing this game for YEARS and waiting for someone to cover it.
There's so many other things in this game that aren't even mentioned here. Like:
* How one of the only ways to consistently progress through one of the later sections of the story is to make a poncho out of aluminum foil, with your only hint to do this being a random scrap of newspaper
* If you kill the Merga Demon (the thing that chases you when you take off your necklace, it's really hard), you get 2 secret perks, and a portal opens to another dimension
* If you take both Strong and Melee as perks, and use them in the starting cryo chamber, you to beat the shit out of a dogman so hard that you not only take no damage, but your character goes "that was badass" and takes the security tape of you doing it. If you deliver this tape to one of the plot NPCs, you get 1 secret perk, and skip an entire main plot quest (which would've taken ~4-5 hours irl)
And that's just a few things. Thanks Sseth, you always deliver.
EDIT: Lot of people talking about how easy the Merga Demon is to kill with certain strategies in the replies, so I changed my wording, but the fact that you basically have to cheese the game's mechanics to beat it with any level of consistency just proves my point that it's hard as hell
i'm glad i didn't play it any further after my first 5 attempts.
What do you play it on? I just googled it and saw its even on android just downloaded it now, looks like a steal for 9 quid!
Lol, just take the trapper and you skip his quest too
Take insomnia, every playthrough. If you take botany or trapping, take the metabolism debuff too. Both have more upsides than drawbacks.
Its one of the only games where an NPC has acknowledged the fact that something your character has done actually makes you quite dangerous.
Example: In Skyrim a group of bogans wearing rags and armed with rusty kitchen utensils will think they have a perfectly reasonable chance against a guy they just watched literally shout a dragon to death. Maybe Skyrim is full of crackheads too.
Decided to "try" the game and this is a small part of my experiences in the first hour:
-Stumbled upon a hobo
-Hobo attack me but missed
-Smack the sauce pan on the hobo's head stunning him
-Smack it again for another stun and he's on the ground now
-I proceed to smack my sauce pan on that man's head until the consecutive concussion kill him
10/10-will kill a hobo again
I have to ask since I am new to the whole "trying" games but how and where did you go to "try" this game?
@@ShallowTeal Igg usually got what you need
@@blackknightz5036 Thanks
@@blackknightz5036 Ah a fellow matey.
This game is a murder hobo players wet dream. 😂
Had a run where I managed to kill 3 enemies in a row.
First a dogman, who I speared then immediately ate, then a cultist that saw me feasting and shot me in the chest, which I shrugged off and speared to death yet again, and finally an unfortunate feral dog that stumbled upon me and managed to break my spear in two, so I did the only logical thing in that scenario, which was to beat it to death with my bare hands.
10/10
Can we talk about how the value for a human corpse is “$1.00?”
"Appearances can be deceiving."
(shows picture of Astolfo)
It's always nice to be reminded that Sseth is a man of culture and taste.
A truely cultured man
Feminine penis is not gay!
@@myfellowsonicfans7131 Considering its irrelevance to the thread, I find it strange that you felt the need to randomly exclaim that you find pedophilia disgusting.
@electricbayonet2 i would never say such a thing.
@@benkohut3121 And the nod to iFunny only reinforces that notion
I can confirm that this is literally just England
Nobody asked you Muhammad.
As an American currently in the UK for college, I can confirm as well this is pretty much east London in a nutshell
As someone who lives in Leeds, can also confirm
I swear dude, I end up pirating 90% of the games you review (I'm not well off and money is always tight, so when I buy a game it needs to be a game I'm positive I'll enjoy.. so piracy equates to demoing for me) and within a few weeks I buy them all. Starsector, UnderRail and NEO are now on my top games of all time list and I play them endlessly. I'd have never heard of these games if not for you. Thank you.
Same
I think I have to dive into Starsector. It looks very similar to Space Rangers2/HD. Looks like Ss doesn't have those wacky mini games, which is a bit disappointing, but otherwise it's more up to date and has much more content in the space part.
@@TheJunnutin Starsector is honestly one of the best things I have played in a while. I liked It so much that after playing through Sseth means, I bought It. That shit is good, and the devs deserved those 15 bucks.
Try out the Steam Queue. Hit either wishlist or ignore, and after 40-50 suggestions Steam will suggest titles like Underrail or NeoScavenger.
StarSector isn't on Steam yet, sadly.
this is why i always say that piracy isnt as bad as the millionaire companies make it look like
i myself only bought quite a few games after pirating them & loving them a lot, games i most likely wouldnt have ever bothered if i didnt pirate it first to find out how much i love it
without piracy i'd just not buy at all, but with it i ended up doing so, a small chance for a purchase is still better than nothing at all
You really hear the change in the confidence in Sseth's voice over the years.
Don't you love it when an African Warlord living in England gives you advice on great games?
About cannibalism
Work in London finance or study in the T2 Russel group unis, and you can actually meet them. One of the girls i lived with was the daughter of some commander in the Rwandan genocide. Good times.
Not just an African warlord
But a merchant as well
I mean, Bashar Al Assad was studying to be a doctor in the UK before his dad died and he was rushed back to be Syria's new dictator...
@@bobmartin9918 bin laden lived in the uk as well lol
I knew when Mandalore dropped a vid yesterday that this was coming. Your alter-ego is right on schedule.
Came here for the comment
Civvie dropped one too.
@STORM LORD at 7:00 you can see mandalore too, guest starring as the rival hobo
fun fact, the beta of this game was called The Portland Survival Guide
I met recently quite a lot of british people. The reaction to the question about how the things are going on the isles is mostly nervous chuckling. Hang in there guys.
Update: Nevermind, shit's hitting the fan all over the place. Hang in there, us.
That IS funny!
I can't wait to see what other shit happens in the UK.
@@contrapasso1539 yeah, once the rest of us go
Due to incompetent leadership in the west this comment will never be irrelevant
@@contrapasso1539 you were kind of right
@@contrapasso1539 Prophetic
He always says "Hey Hey people", but he never asks "Are you okay people?".
Full on exhale there lamow 😅
*BUSTA WOLF*
@solaire of astora COME ON guys, stop memeing and get back on topic.
“How how people?”
I don't think he needs to ask, we've stumbled onto him after all.
Seth is reviewing a lot of games wherein he imagines himself a homeless crackhead. I think he's got an underlying fetish driving his content choices...
Or hes just aware of his pending fate if he stays the coarse.
We all have a little crackhead inside of us.
@@BaddyZ That lil voice that whispers "grow some balls you degenerate"
It helps him work out the PTSD he suffered in Africa
@@Namkify and man was there PTSD, no wonder he hasn't covered Far Cry 2
If anyone is looking to play this i highly reccomend getting Neo Scavenger Extended. Its a pain to get clear instructions for installation and finding an up to date version.
But, the latest version allows you to become a crack paladin in scrap metal plate armour, a hobo gunsmith or alternatively a wagie for detroit if you have mechanics or electrician (or learn them through a 45 hour course in game when you fill out your paperwork) , which allows you to buy MRE's , gas masks, hazmat suits and company branded work gear. Or just turn in high tech equipment at the Prospectors office.
It also adds many items too numerous to count that add to your hoarding addiction. Not to mention... other creatures.
If anyones wondering i am never, ever leaving Detroit and my wagie cage after killing a particulary aggressive deer, only for the body to get up and reveal it was a man in a deer fursuit who proceded to sprint at me, naked, weaking the skin and skull of his remaining fursuit.
7:30 I cannot believe you used Accursed Farms for this bit. This is the best video you've made in a while, 10/10.
"I wonder if sseth lives in London, he refferences the UK quite a bit, but pronounced pasty wrong inna previous video"
*dudes huffing nos in the carpark*
"Yea he lives in the UK."
Bet he's an American. He's already a confirmed /pol/tard and if you watch the video where he shows some of his YT channel related emails you can see his memefolder is full of racist memes about every single country on earth except the US.
Meh, cant argue with the dudes quality of content.
@@mr.strugglesnuggle6668 Muh /pol/ boogeyman
@@Xandemarr He's a confirmed /ourguy/. Why are you getting so asshurt?
@@mr.strugglesnuggle6668 I thought he was Scandinavian ?
Now I wonder whether Sseth actually lives in the UK and whether I've passed him by on the street at some point... He knows England way too well.
Maybe he's actually a British guy making an American accent. 😂
I think he is. The way he pronounces his 'th' as an 'f' reminds me of how a Chav would pronounce it.
@Obadiah Guyman >he's Danish
Bless his heart.
@Obadiah Guyman He's Polish.
The Candlemaker he’s a Pole living in the UK like 90% of em. The other 10% are in Germany
this sounds perfect for me. as my high school was in the most affected area of the city by the meth and opiod epidemic. Crackhead engineering is a science, I've seen a methhead turn a stroller and a bunch of items being recycled in a back alley into a meth mobile
The picture of Ross from Ross's Game Dungeon when you brought up falling into the black mold was pure uncut excellence. I spit the mouthful of Lucky Charms cereal I was eating all over my monitor I was laughing so damn hard. Thank you Sseth.
Sseth whisper “Hey Hey People” in my ear for optimal ASMR😫💦
Welcome to the Coom Review
Your comment made me chim brother.
I read that as "Whisper Hey Hey people in my ear for optimal asthma"
1:36 "I'm gonna Batista Bomb your nan in the middle of ASDA"
I'm stealing this
www.reddit.com/r/RedDeadOnline/comments/b1qyqk/when_you_kill_a_uk_person/?
Big ups Fraz and molegrip shoutout BBCC
@@kieran6417 Thanks for the source. I would've spent the next five years of my life searching the Korean basketweaving forums for it
"I'll put an eggplant in yer fanny, ya douchebag!"
Gary Stevenson and shove an eggplant up her fanny the dust bag
seth is like a friend we can't get mad to because he's being rude in a polite way
Having played hours of Brigador now, it's nice to come back to this video and find that I've been listening to its ost the whole time.
i was about to comment the same thing!
Oh! Ohohoho, yeah this game. I played this ages ago when it was still early access. I think my crowning achievement was stumbling upon someone dying of infection because they didn't have any shoes, which was perfect because *I* didn't have any food. I kicked the shit out of them over the course of two days because I was starving and couldn't actually hit them very hard. They eventually died of the infection. Only, they didn't have any food. I left to scavenge for berries but couldn't find any. And when night hit I had to make a fire in the forest and contemplate my oncoming mortality and that's when inspiration struck. I could just eat... the infected dead guy. I went back to the tile where he was but, lacking a sled or cart, had to drag him manually across the floor to my camp in the forest one tile over.
*Did you know things deteriorate if you just drag them across the ground?*
I unloaded him at the campsite and he immediately fell apart into 240 pounds of rotten meat. A sight and sound I can only imagine comparable to upturning a bucket of soiled wet paper towels. My character, now hungry, hypothermic, and starving immediately passed out into this pile of rotten meat and died there. The squirrels... would feast.
Ya know that whole "I can only hope I die in a way that will confuse future archeologists?". There ya go.
That story was pretty hot tbh
Medication : WH40K : Mechanicus
No medication : Neo Scavenger
Crack-head and Techpriest are just different levels of appeasing the machine spirits really.
Crack heads are hereteks or malteks?
@@silvertrimhill9844 yes.
7:29 lol! Hi Ross~.
Long story short for anyone who doesn't know: That guy with the long brown hair is Ross from the Accursed Farms youtube channel. He had to move out of his apartment cuz it had a lot of mold in it.
3:10 Sseth knows of Ifunny? Dear god help us.
Sseth has summoned me through my notifications
I obey my master's desires
Today is prayer day
*The sleeper has awakened*
Thanks to Sseth, all the apocalyptic survival games he has recommended have given me the skills to survive the current COVID-19 crisis.
'Tis merely a mass hysteria
By drinking stale water from the mud pond used as a mass grave?
@@BrobjeV Projections show that 40-70% of people will have been infected a year from now. If it keeps its current 2% mortality rate at that point, it'd be disastrous. So no, not just mass hysteria.
@Kvass 60-80 millon boomers
Caellum Kennedy nice time to loot the old dead people.
6:00 this is all from Brigador Soundtrack way before he made the review on it
Song's name is "rise"
Thank you SOOOOOOOO much. I was searching where that song was from, for hours. Strangely, Solo Nobre Must Fall was already on my playlist.
This video has really helped me after losing my job living in south east London.
Fun fact, you're safer in this version of Detroit than the one that exists rn
t. Michigander
Does irl Detroit also have melonhead and disease spreading cultist?
@@Sohendar Give it a few more days and there'll probably be a Corona virus spreading cult in the city.
@@Sohendar Southwest Michigan has urban legends about melonheads. We'll see if the disease spreading cultists make it out here.
@@undeadwarrior7650 the whole game is about the supernatural coming into reality and causing the apocalypse
@@anon1403 just speaking of the games lore
7:29 oh hey its Ross Scott from accursed farms. Nice reference Sseth.
I think you're off
STOP KILLING VIDEOGAMES
START KILLING MOLD
@@vertigo4236 Nope, that clip is from about 10 : 50 of the ALL VIDEOS ON HOLD video
ua-cam.com/video/K0vA64sSdqM/v-deo.html
Yes. By half a second. Its better to timestamp one second early than one second late, its convenient to not have to manually rewind because someone else put a timestamp late.
@@tvboxmimic7887 I meant the Batter is from OFF ;-)
I've rewatched these videos for years now. Time does fly
1:00 I worked at a carwash and one time I was throwing away trash and several of the bags was filled with those metal canisters I just now learned what they are and what they were probably used for
Found the alley on google maps. Coming to do nang bongs outside your house.
How the fuck did you find that specific place on Google maps?
the Ross Scott cameo nobody asked for, but everyone needed. Accursed Farms on youtube, great game reviews and other stuff.
edit: Ross Scott, I'm tired etc etc
That really made me happy. This video existing made me really happy, but that made me even happier.
Also you got his name backwards, it's Ross Scott, not Scott Ross. Fake fan detected
At what minute mark? I missed have missed it.
@@theancestor9345 7:27
@@MLAM518 Thanks, dude
6:30 "Outward appearance reflects inner state of mind" damn, that's deep.
9:48 hahahahaa, gotta love tyler.
As someone in Michigan, I can confidently say that this is a accurate simulation of living in Michigan.
"Black mold" *Ross's com block dilemma*
I still fear the mold
Sseth is uniting the whole cool reviewer noosphere, one reference at a time
He is no longer Ross...he has been consumed by the fungus and is now...Moss
That's Poland for ya.
Ross solved an eldritch amount of puzzles to beat the moldy master of that moldy dimension.
Tried playing this on mobile, and my negative iq doesn’t let me get past the first 5 minutes
Wait, negative IQ would mean that you posses negative Human intelligence, negative intellectual prowess, which would be marked by non-complex cognitive feats and negative levels of motivation and self awareness.
Actually you would be perfectly equipment with all the skills to survive in modern and future society, you are literally the choosen one. Stop waisting your time and save the world already!
Does that means you give bonuses to people who are around you?
Commander Kay from Saunders yes
Holup, they have a MOBILE version?
@@jacobellinger8027 yeah im curious too. The store page for gog and steam say nothing of the sort. Unless hes running some linux distro on a hacked tablet or something.
I have been binge watching your videos for the past two days now and cant get enough. Unfortunately I have to wean myself off of them to avoid huffing gasoline and paint thinner when I have watched them all and spiral into a deep depression.
3:44 Allows to fix the lighting in Cryo Facility (in exam room 17)
Allows the identification of the military grade batteries as well as various electronic devices.
Allows crafting of the Homemade 4mm Gauss Rifle
Also allows you to find a bunch of pills on a dead technician in a hidden entrance to the Isotope Mine. Don't bring your stuff in though.
I love when mandalore uploads two in a month
I actually helped to crowd fun this game years and years ago. The dev sent me a postcard IRL, im sure I still have it somewhere.
What's in the postcard?
@@ar9907 On the front there's a picture of a desolate landscape from within the Neo Scavenger world. On the back the developer had hand written "I wonder what creatures you would have to deal with over in the British Isles?" It still feels super cool that it was a personal message, not some copy and paste thing from a word document.
@@cmdusty01 That's cool
"The end of your long, drug induced journey"
Laughs in Camp Grayling
I love every video you put out, they are always so much fun and make my day. They also help introduce me to games I never thought to try. I hope you make videos for a long time to come.
Can confirm this game is an accurate representation of life out on the streets of Croydon
Zarathustra just no trams 😳
"Helps you start fire for improvised heating and catch squirrels for improvised beating" that's where I leave a like without question
I adore the fact is that "humanoid corpse" just some stock photo of office man napping.
You are overdue, Mbeke. Where is my monthly fix of SSSSSSETH?
"Let's see, I'm pretty sure I left some firewood in my Paw Patrol backpack. Lemme just fish it out here and I'll survive the night."
*takes hunting rifle and ignites it for fire instead*
“Whoops...”
I feel you ....
happens to the best of us
the real crack headexperience
The "Hey Hey People" in this video sounds so energetic, so full of life. Sseth truly is our god
Maybe he had teh secks.
The God Of Chaotic Energy.
It was the meth
Sseth is blessed as he is based.
@Sightless_Seeker Chaotic Good Energy.
The brigador music in the bg, makes this Solo Nobre homeless sim
After three videos, of Sseth I just realized what "trying it" means. I've already "tried" most of the games he's reviewed, and personally bought a couple of them. ;)
Up next on Crack-Head TV: Shopping cart Jousting!
I would pay money to see exactly that.
Tfw you'll never play civilization with an African warlord using your newly transplanted pizza hands. 😢
why even live
I went to the UK recently, and, god damn, my life and the integrity of my body, I owe Sseth for them being intact.
For anyone asking about the Mass Effect 3 clip early on in the video, it's the Embassy on the citadel in act 3, you can use an NPC to push you up and over a railing and fall all the way down below to the 2d sprite people down there
As a citizen of England I can confirm this is pretty accurate
Not enough greggs tbh
I used to work in a Council estate and the amount of those lil capsule lying around is simply staggering.
I was wondering why there were so many Saltzer bullets laying around. 'People must really like their fizzy water here' - I thought to myself.
@@miskov1213 What do they use them for?
Sunny Jim getting high, they fill balloons with the gas and then inhale it
PSA: Neo Scavenger has an active modding community on its forums and the mods nexus.
Don't know about the forums but the nexus was last updated in 2018. Wouldn't call that active
I'm mad that I can only play it on my phone
@Noah Holland well, would you consider donating them ? Might use it to eat, but ya know, it's dat homeless life
I was waiting for this review for my whole life!
I've known about this one for several years, honestly a perfect game for this channel. Knew it would get here eventually.
...you know, literally 10 minutes ago I thought "It's been a while since the last Sseth video..."
Is my inner Merchant getting stronger?
Just sub to Mandy. They are always uploading in close proximity and Mandy got a vid out yesterday.
Ah yes. Perfect timing for the Corona aftermath.
Thanks seth your content is always one step ahead
Is it me, or does the writing hit different in this one? Holy shit, I've never heard the comedy as unhinged as I have in this review. Bravo, man.
Me and my buddy spent our last day of smoking weed watching these videos and playing Starsector. Thank you Sseth, looking forward to more frequent videos!
As a Britbong I can tell you with 100% certainty that England is exactly like this at every given moment of every goddamn day
I would recommend you to leave, but the whole world has gone to shit
Atleast we got Greg's pasties
Oh I love this one! Nothing like drinking sketchy water, then catching dysentery, followed up on a quick human meat snack before getting mauled by a dogman in your sleep!
Truly a Balkan State simulator.
Reminds me of london
Hello fellow crusader! DEUS VULT! Burn the infidels!
Although no Balkan state has as much corruption as London has.
#notallrefugees
@@MarktheRude oh fuck off
Watching Seth reviews while taking a dump at 4:15 am.
Feels good man.
I just love how in every game Sseth plays, he always finds a way to exploit it for financial gain. Keep making bank my friend