Evenicle Review | Wholesome Edition™
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- Опубліковано 12 чер 2024
- A man chooses - a coomer obeys.
You can buy it on Steam and MangaGamer,
the latter of which offers a hardcopy.
Edit: It's now available on GOG lmao.
af.gog.com/game/evenicle?as=1...
Special thanks to MandaloreGaming for his dunmer voicing talents.
Kathryn art lovingly done by TeaxerzNSFW.
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"Oh yeah, right. The monster wasn't fed for weeks. He wasn't hungry..
He was... starving."
Jesus christ, Seth.
That fucked me up... more
Shadman has joined the chat
Aldovk think it fucked him up as well
hentai is fucked and the internet is full of degenerates 🤢
Hentai is weird now.
Knew that Sseth calling a game "wholesome" was a red flag
Massive ones.
@@hellatze apparently not the only massive thing
I didn't. The only wholesome part of the video was him talking about Kathryn. Luckily it was so wholesome it healed fully healed me, so that's good.
Hey, everything else seems to involve organ harvesting operations. I'd say this kind of thing is almost expected.
@@Thalanox Organ harvesting? Did someone mention Rimworld?
> "A knight of significant standing has incredibly strong genetics"
> shows Abbadon the Despoiler
Sseth continues to prove how cultured he is
abbadon is a loser though...
the only strong thing I can think of is anime bullshit that helps his his poor decision making
@@maximan142 that´s the joke
Can you explain for someone who isn't into the warhammer universes (no,it's not me but a friend,I insist)
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb He's usually not a very threatening villain for what he is supposed to represent...
This game has to have one of the most incompetent god I've ever heard in fiction. Even gods purposely designed to be irrational and foolish aren't this incompetent.
Eve is not a god.
She is the first human.
@@potato222 ah ok. Thanks for the clarification. Still she's incompetent.
@@borponoida9161 Eve isn't that bad
We already have someone worse than her.
ua-cam.com/video/xWOt3AKNNsA/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/7Uz8RZSDckc/v-deo.html
This makes Khorn look Merciful and understanding by comparison and he probably wouldn't give much of a shit as long as you're not being a degenerate pervert like a Slaaneshi Cultist.
Iirc, it's because she panicked when her husband Self-destructed into all the evils of the world and had to slap together something to stop humanity from being overwhelmed by evil before she fell into a magical coma for all time.
Evencile is the third top search on pornhub today.
Does your power truly reach that far?
I feel kinda... guilty for that
@@JoeMartinez18 Ahaha... ahaha... ah.
Oh fuckin' eck' I need to control my life.
cant go to hell if you're allready there....
probably, yeah.
The real question is : How do you know that information ?
"Cousin let's go bowling"
*"ROMAN NO-"*
GOD WHY
I should not laugh at this
What the fuck is wrong with Japan, man.
_"Hold it, Roman. What kind of bowling ?"_
Holy shit lmao nice one, that floored me lmaooo.
Sseth: "I'd like to share my dramatic experience"
Me: "c'mon, how bad it can be?"
*Monster part appears
Me: "Jesus Christ all mighty!"
im now fucking traumatized
it was "traumatic" not dramatic fyi
I feel bad for her. She didn't deserve to punish much. 😔
how the fuck do people consider that traumatizing
@@Alcyone_FGC "Hyperbole"
I wasn’t sure if Sseth had a line. It’s oddly reassuring to know that there’s things even Sseth is appalled by.
I wonder how this competes with daemonculaba treatment
That was an absolute nightmare to listen to. Benadryl/10 would not recommend
@@FleshWizard69420 cool
But very worrying that someone crossed it.
@@AlexGoldhill Good point…
Title; "Wholesome"
Author: SsethTzeentach
Me: *Doubt intensifies*
@TooLateToTheParty Since there was no drugs or Slave/Bodypart trading, I consider it an cool trade-off.
@TooLateToTheParty Bodypart trading in Sseth's game aren't usually really that noble and normal.
Anything is wholesome, for a given definition of "wholesome". (With sincere apologies to Terry Pratchett.)
@TooLateToTheParty Yeah no kidding, this video quickly took a horrifying turn. When he said wholesome I figured he meant the Kamidori Alchemy Master kind of wholesome, not this nightmare fuel.
There is a demon rape a captured girl.
Actually got a bit sick when the monster started bowling
I get reminded of a fan edited manga scene where a monster wanted a girl's Toblerone. But it was her Toblerone. But the monster took it anyway.
If I understand... what. The. Fuck.
@@MisterFoxton If I remember right It wasn't a monster, but a man in a suit of armor that looked like the one from deadspace.
@@MisterFoxton IT'S TOBLERONE TIME
@@MisterFoxton He didn't deserve that big toblerone.
I just gotta say, I'm genuinely impressed at how well the VA acted out that scene. I'm mostly just going to focus on that part, because choosing to remind myself that it's acted out and fictional is the easiest and fastest way I can move on from having seen and heard it.
Well considering how VA in Japan is very competitive I'm not really surprised
Good point man. That crap was borderline traumatic.
2 years latr but Corpse Party voice acting death scenes are on another level. I am immune to it all by now but still
@@0008loser Well, what isn't competitive in Japan?
@@supercheesydorrito1171 and sugibro is in it, smh always with the plotwist oh japan
I discovered that Alicesoft made "Evenicle Rance" as a pre-order bonus game where the MC is replaced with Rance. Some of the most meta stuff I have ever seen
Based
If you plan on playing Evenicle 1 and Evenicle Rance (which did get a fan translation), do Rance after 1, as it contains some small spoilers for the real game's main story
It would be better. At least the character will not feel hypocrite.
Only reason I’ve bought evenicle ( still didn’t touch the main game Aster piss me off )
@@RedRance69 Aster is pretty annoying, but I've been liking Alex from the second game a whole lot more, I recommend trying it out sometime.
At 7 minutes and 40 seconds I got an ad for dominos pizza and I’m still processing the trauma of that timing.
Dang.
Jesus fucking christ
I was only about a minute or two into watching this video, so I clicked to that time and was woefully underprepared.
kek
Did it show an option for garlic bread? Or possibly stuffed crusts?
"Wholesome Edition™"
"The saussage doesn't fit into the bowling ball."
I don't think Seth knows what wholesome is.
João Lucas my gripe is that there wasn't enough holes in the ball don't ears and nostrils count as holes
Holesome
*Struggle snuggle*
i think he meant Holesome
Wow, don't you guys love it when youtube deletes your comment?
You know I've never went from "Wow this game looks fun" to "I want to purge the memory of it's existence from my brain with an icepick" that quickly before
Was it the part with the girl being eaten, or the one getting triple SAed?
@@volcryndarkstar3283 Probably girl being eaten. He actually played the fully voiced clip.
Up until the pizza delivery explanation I was half considering playing this
did it turn negative?
I can't believe this man made express VPN withdraw their sponsorship.
What a legend.
Should have gone for a sponsorship from Random Ass VPN.
@@D3sToD3s Oh shit that's actually a kickass name... "RANDOM ASS VPN"!
express VPN really doesn't check the content of the people they're sponsoring before offering the sponsorship huh?
@@D3sToD3s oboe?
InsanityShotgun Which is good because they were probably hacked anyway
"-on her neck, and finally-"
*ad plays about hair gel*
Okay.
the one time I was happy about an ad break
I got a stuffed crust pizza ad at that moment.
I got a superfund ad...
I got burger king ad lmao
Wtf, me too
The moment he mentioned Alice Soft and Sengoku Rance I just instantly paused the video to see how many people regretted watching the video in the comments.
I was not disappointed.
Most of them came from twitter I guess. Alot of salty tears is truly satisfying experience.
You are smarter than I.
I was not previously familiar with Alice Soft, and now I think I know why
@@Generic-ODST Their games are some of the best, Sengoku Rance unironically one of the best strategy games ever made.
God this is went from "just another hentai" to "Jesus Christ I'm actually scared".
"This game is NOT for the faint of heart."
Sseth please, I know how to beat my meat to the weirdest- BOILING WATER???!!!!!
And then an starving monster.
Does this get any worse?
*Desperate screams*
Yeah, I didn't need to sleep tonight, thanks sseth
@@shian2724 does...does it get worse?
@@Zomana9 *yes* *OH FUCKIN GOD YES*
@@shian2724 I've seen a lot of things on the internet, but i really didn't need to hear that part.
@@FriedriceOwns Neither did I.
This is what I get for being distracted and not hearing the warning by sseth.
*T H I S I S W H A T F O O L I S H N E S S C A U S E S*
“Think of a woman as a bowling ball”
This is a new sentence.
Maybe it's new to you.
Nice PFP
It's not a tale the Jedi would tell you
They are objects after all.
because they come back to you even if you throw them around so much. i know the feeling bruh.
"Hey, unfortunately the sponsor didn't like the integration."
Sounds like they're in need of a new...
Delivery man.
7:37
I was only mildly horrified until an ad for a supermarket’s beef and chicken sausage savings came up. Now I’m laughing like a maniac, and completely rejudging my life choices and why that was so funny.
“He wasn’t hungry...”
*_”H e w a s s t a r v i n g”_*
ua-cam.com/video/57zcP02DOms/v-deo.html This is the opening song of this game to those who want to check it out.
Poli hew ass tarving?
I wanna say its a good thing the Japanese dont have guns and spend their depravity making this depression porn instead but I cant say it with confidence.
Those screams traumatized me worse than eva
@@Itsprincesweets Shad no!
Shad YES!
“I must EXPLAIN something to you...”
Uh oh....
*Palpable Dread*
I thought at first that it was just going to be more jokes, or just something about the game that was annoying. I wish I was right at the time.
Duarte Gp
I’m more confused why he explained it again given he already mentioned the girl got that Dark Soul brand already. Yeah went into more detail but you know. The monster eating part made sense to talk about though since he didn’t bring it up before.
I mean, that was a detour I didn't expect, I came here for some harmless echi stuff and got a trigger warning for rape and cannibalism, really balanced the good stuff out...
*Menacing*
i just realized that he used an ernest khalimov picture at 0:44 two years before it became an actual gigachad meme. truly ahead of his time, sseth was
Seth also predicted Ukraine invasion. My man is UA-cam's Simpsons
And in this episode we learn that there is still some humanity left in Seth. We learn the line of where it’s to sick. even for him.
This was about as wholesome as ISIS broadcasts.
So, very
This is far less wholesome.
I'd unironically rather watch an ISIS broadcast than hear that audio again
Honestly hard to tell what is worse between this and listening to a man trying desperately to breathe through a slit throat.
@@dianabarnett6886 Easy choice, really. One is real life and one is fictional.
"Special thanks to MandaloreGaming for his dunmer voicing talents." Sseth said, patting his own shoulder
his own, pre-methbinge shoulder
i liked the quick cute of Sseth wearing Mandalore's suit of armor ;)
“Evenicle can be played entirely with one hand” I thought this was a joke at first.
It isn’t. I know from experience
You’re not you when you’re hungry
The voice acting during the bowling scene
Lord almighty
Hope that VA is doing alright for herself when it comes to VA business because that shit took a tone and i mean a tone of talent
That was one hell of a perfect game.
Fucked but major props to the VA, they did a fantastic job.
sounds like she actually got tortured. I knew the VA-business is rough, but damn...
Sweet Jesus! It's Roach Dawgs son himself!
"This looks like a fun game" 7 mins later "oh God oh no"
Literally me
Indeed
The games great but those scenes were hart wrenching to watch in context there actually extremely rare and fit what was happening.
From the thumbnail I was expecting something like a janky Valkyria Chronicles. I don't know who requires their interspecies gangbang to escalate to torn orifices and snuff in order to get off, but thanks to them and seth I feel like I must automatically be on some sort of police watchlist now so thanks for that.
@Fluffybrute >bringing someone down just so you can feel better about your sorry weeb ass
Goddammit the bowling part reminded me how uncomfortable the voice acting in corpse party made me feel. These japanese voice actors can really do their job, can’t they.
Sseth: "You play as Astor. Man with a dream, and a simple purpose. To marry both of his sisters. Quite typical as anime plots go"[0:31]
_As a Man who's Down Bad, I can confirm._
_This is relatively tame as Annie Mae plots go_
sseth is playing 4d chess against the youtube algorithm and winning
I love how the video is STILL monetised. Sseth is truly a genius
Roy Riley is this the power of the six million?
7GamesUnlimited7 Check again mate
@@saintpoli6800 i still have ads to be honest
7GamesUnlimited7 Huh... Guess I just got lucky and got none
I thought this was actually going to be wholesome.
I was deeply mistaken
Sseth lies when he says "Wholesome" If you see it. Run.
I mean, it kinda is wholesome, as far as AliceSoft goes. They're really good at disguising some really dark stuff as if they aren't.
Rance series for example is set in a world with literal JRPG mechanics made by a bored sociopathic God who draws amusement from tragedies and bloodshed, where literally everyone goes to hell as part of their reincarnation cycle except for souls so contaminated by negative emotion that he can't recycle.
Compared to that a flawed well-intended system made by a traumatized goddess that led to a world that doesn't know war is outright wholesome.
@@FengLengshun JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN
@@no64256 yeah. But most of the time Rance series is just a hilarious black comedy driven by a man who couldn't understand why rape is wrong (I'm serious - he literally couldn't understand why it is wrong, hence why an instant-kill effect based on sin, guilt, and negativity literally do not work on him). Sengoku Rance (aka Rance VII) was a great introduction to the series for international players - doubt anyone would care about the series if any other Rance games were translated first.
@@FengLengshun jeez...
Quick question though, what makes you say that the series wouldn't be popular if another entry was translated first? I'm not familiar with the Rance series, (and I'm questioning if I want to be lol)
I love how the knights are displayed as Chaos Marines
So *right now* GOG's doing a large sale (384 titles) on what they call "games with unique aesthetics and captivating stories"... and they've chosen this game and its sequel as two of the games to highlight in their advertising of this sale. This game specifically is listed under a header with the following description: "Become a Savior: Save the world all the while meeting new friends and fighting dangerous beasts"
Who wants to tell them?
"What I said was true...from a certain point of view." The ghost of Obi-wan Kenobi, "Return of the Jedi".
"Think of a woman as a bowling ball."
"Yes, they have 3 of them"
- Sseth 2019 -
technically, 4
or even up to 10
depends on how fucked up you are
@@user-tx7mn7mw4i Or what you're using. Or how bad your aim is.
@@Thalanox If being on the internet had taught me anything, it's that regular violence beats sexual violence any day, unless it's drawn out and torturous, in which case both suck
@@lucciola6536 I'm not sure what you mean by one type of violence beating another kind of violence.
@@Thalanox It's preference I guess. Tell me, do you enjoy Call of Duty or For Honor? Both games have vastly different kinds of violence.
"It's a great game, it's a difficult game, and it's not for everyone"
As usual, but for the first time it might ACTUALLY BE not for everyone.
@TooLateToTheParty you think? but i must said seth has good waifu taste
It started as "maybe for me.." but then... the small clues of the things that can happen.. and the big ones.. made me one of the "not for me" guys..
@@Bestspin2winLas care to explain? I was genuinely curious about this game and was about to... research it. Though I still want to keep the content of my stomach because what sseth describe in the last part is pretty disturbing
There are some fucked up parts but you can skip it pretty fast by pressing ctrl its like 95% vanilla so skip it if you don't want to watch the scene
And the revenge you do on the bad guys in the end is awesome.
@@MRozzaqYusaliano Dude
The entire first H-scene Is a fucking rape.
And as always in videogames, things get worse.
I am not a man of Christian faith nor faithful of Allah, but even I can't jerk off to something raped by a monster that wants to eat her.
sometimes it's scary how some bowling balls have good voice acting, like they're not even acting anymore
Its because they are filming at gunpoint.
You know, the speed racer dub method of voice acting
Whenever I rewatch this review, I remember it as *that* review, but forget why. I know now why my brain purges this memory.
"The purest hero must spread his seed to as many wives as possible."
"Don't worry about babies, they use contraceptive magic."
Yup, sounds about right.
where is the fun in getting em pregnant if you can't fuck preggo puss...
@@mekudu-man3804 "you can't fuck preggo puss" you underestimate my power.
@@mekudu-man3804 who said you can't
Fetus Deletus!
@@death153278 Sseth in the video dipshit
I think I'm gonna decline my dad's next invitation to go bowling.
Eyy Niko want to go bowling?
@@Mango_416 not now cousin.
This is why candlepin is superior. No one can make sex analogies if there are no holes.
@@gwelch399 you're right, there are no holes. There are only *massive balls*
@@cthulwho9125 Damnit...
The *Bowling Ball Arc* thing aged pretty well.
How?
@@Treyman-yi7ei oh shit
Wtf happened????
Pardon?
HUH!?
late fun fact: red text means it was already seen. on the part when the monster delivered the giant sausage to the bowling ball it was red. seth has done that more than once.
tbf, he had to play the scene again to record it. He probably didn't plan to make a video until he played through it all and said "I need to talk about this"
Ya know, I rewatch many Seth reviews because I enjoy them and his voice. For the love of god I have to remember to stop watching this one.
Had to rewatch it hoping to get insight into some of the mechanics since I am playing this game. The bowling part... now I'm questioning if I want to continue playing it since snuff-type stories really get under my skin.
@@Fabelaz Just hold CTRL to fast forward the scenes in question. I doubt you'll miss any major plot points.
@@chad_bro_chill it's not really optimal as I gotta look at screen to make sure I do not skip more than necessary. Is there a way to just skip the scenes completely right to their end automatically?
I feel like im drawn towards rewatching this one like its a car crash
Its terrible but I cant look away
@Sin Synn it's my second time too. UA-cam made it appear I had not watched it before. The whole time I felt this "oh how bad was it" feeling and I was answered: yeah It was pretty bad past self. Some things need to stay in Japan... yeah I think I'm good staying way the hell over here.
Seems like Nanking didn't get all those feelings out
" Think of a man as a delivery man. What does he deliver? SAUSAGE!"
-Tzeentach, Sseth.
He should change his name to Sseth Slaanesh .
@@remliqa nah its just forbidden knowledge
@@Animaster89 disambiguation page of Wikipedia for me will be: the vtube one what are other disambiguation that falls into this category?
"Ive.... seen some shit"
When those words come out of Sseth's mouth, you know it's bad
I was watching a bunch of old Seth reviews... didn't think I would be signing up for this.
Dear God the voice acting in that scene...
>chaos marines
>paragon of society
sounds about right to me
Lorgar did nothing wrong. Magnus did nothing wrong.
Angron, uh..
@@Mr.Mosquito89 IS FUCKING ANGRY
Matarael, Angel of Rain Sympathise with the sickest legion after The Emperor’s Children? Maybe, they were wronged before but they’ve now turned into abominations.
Me ten minutes ago: "Oh sick a Sseth video"
Me now: "...jesus."
"Oh a sick Sseth video"
@@Scubadog_ sooo...just a normal sseth video?
I have c-ptsd from before and this was worse, I need to shower for 6 days
@@noregr1173 Something to make it worse. Evenicle 2 has been released in 2019. There is no western release yet but... there will be one soon enough... have fun.
"Japan"
Y’know, I never got to watch this one when it was first uploaded. Starting to think it should’ve stayed unwatched.
5:29 Sseth predicts the future yet again
Wow, the sausage delivery description actually made me nauseous
Shadman: you filthy casual
rejvaik
SHAD NO
*>Shadman*
Certainly gruesome. But I've read VNs with vore before and I can say it could be far worse. There is a game called "Yandere" or something, that had endings involving bodily organs being plucked out or cut up.
whoever made this is sick
Jesus....How do I recover my Brain Cells Listening to the "Sausage Delivery" and "Monster" parts
You lost Brain cells? well while you're losing brain cells the rest of us are over here losing pieces and or chunks of our humanity like we just put on a fucking stone mask from jojo. because jesus fucking christ i think i just forsaked my humanity and sadly i dont get to become a vampire like Dio ...
You don’t...they just straight up Cease to exist and you can never get them back.
I thought the Sausage Delivery was hot, I guess I'm the only one... :c
@@Majo_Ellen ight nigga, log off.
@@Majo_Ellen tf is wrong with you
Unironically, this game is actually quite fun and well written, and the art are pretty well drawn (also, Kathryn best waifu)
Also, the green haired bowling ball (different from that one that got eaten) that got sausage'd twice still lives well in an outlaw refuge and the h scene with the eaten bowling ball part is a recording, which explains why Aster and his wives weren't able to intervene (it's also in Chapter 4, which is quite far away from game start and probably took me a week of all nighters to reach that point)
Altho that eaten bowling ball h scene is still nowhere comparable to something horrendous that happened at Chapter 5, I'll leave it for you to find it out
IT GETS WORSE????
How is THAT posible?
@@patrivillareal2299 necrophilia + rape + incest + cannibalism
pretty awful but still not too explicit visually
Ya know, I really don’t think I will find out to be honest. That cannibalism scene was a deal breaker already…
@@Generic-ODST Yeah, there's some dark shit in the game, but it's a good game nonetheless. And the hero and his wives aren't participating in any of the awful stuff, in fact they try to prevent it where they can.
Not for the faint of heart, but you are unambiguously the good guy, unlike in the Rance series.
HOLY SHIT THAT LAST PART IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
Top rated comment on steam is literally "Hey Hey People".
...
Sseth, we love you.
Loving someone means buying a game that they talk about?
@@-TBH- that's true love.
@@-TBH- Clearly you're some uncultured swine who never truly had a platonic love or ever had paid love. Me neither! That's some depressive feck.
@milks
yes, got a problem with that ?
@@PhoenixLive_YT he is probably antisemitic and plotting to assassinate sseth
You gotta give it to the voice actress, that gave me the chills
Nice profile pic
@Alvi Syahri where?
@@professionalfangster1510 look up Togainu no Chi, Euphoria, Maggot Baits or Starless for examples of vn's containing 'worse' things :p
@@TheAncestralSpirit1Not the Euphoria series! Oh god.
@@James-cg6ml euphoria is just edgy so it's expected, but this game artstyle and happy go lucky prologoue tricked you with trauma like a surprise buttsex
Jesus christ that extra large sasuge escene was just... PTSD worthy
ua-cam.com/video/FEhA9RQz0rs/v-deo.html
How did I not discover this channel until now! Your humor is amazing! Thanks for uploading.
“Becoming a knight”
*shows a chaos Space Marine*
This irony still hurts
a chaos knight V:
I see no problems here.
Slanesh approves
Champions are basically knights it works out kinda
"Incredibly strong genetics" shows abadon
“Think of a woman as a bowling ball”.
I will for the rest of my life.
Don't...
Thank you Sseth, now I understand how to properly objectify.
Александр Куприн Игра в боулинг приобретает новый смысл...
@@crumbler960 дык ведь "играть в боулинг" и раньше было эвфемизмом для потрахушек или дрочки. Хотя... Вот именно Женщину в виде Шара для боулинга не представляли раньше - это да.
Women ARE bowling balls
I think about this video every time I go bowling, thanks Sseth
This man got me into this game with the sheer ridiculousness of the premise, and I actually liked the game. the really edgy scenes were super uncomfortable but I respected the fact that they told a good story with no filter at all, it was a new experience but at least I was prepared going in. it was my first eroge and def not my last I got into visual novels and eroges because of this video, I didn't really know about eroges/visual novels beforehand but there's some really good stuff, I'm reading the fate series rn and it is epic, credit to seth for that one. I also played some decent eroge games but this one is my favorite so far, I'm hoping for a translation of the 2nd game to come out soon been waiting on that for a bit hopefully he reviews that one too. I don't know what happens in it but considering it got banned from steam and the first one did not it is kind of scaring me xD.
Yo, play Maggot Baits if you can. Good story, good art, incredibly fucked up.
Play Rance. Only RIX and X still untranslated, but you will have plenty of fun with rest of series. Game is from same developer as Evenicle and has better plot/gameplay/characters/lore.
"Protect humanity"
*uses a Chaos Space Marine as example*
Nice
Gintama is the best
Because serving humanity means overthrowing the Imperium.
@Matarael, Angel of Rain To be fair, the words "Blood Angel" "Dark Angel" as well as that of most of their successor chapters, and "Paragon of virtue", do not belong in the same sentence.
@Matarael, Angel of Rain yes
Ironic
*"Wholesome"*
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
It’s not delivery. It is Digiorno.
i an horrifid
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."
Well the bit about Kathryn was wholesome.
Ok so i think this is the one video from seth i wont be rewarching
By the golden fucking throne this society makes sound the imperium of man sound morally good
People out there saying they are not vanilla and still getting the chills..
Being a vanilla man myself I’m going to go cry in a shower for a couple hours
can't mood but aaight
The Mc/hero that you control this game is vanilla.
But the evil Supreme commander is the one responsible hurting those poor bowling balls.
@@bully9920 true
@@bully9920 To be fair, this probably wouldn't happen if the Goddess wasn't a dumb bitch.
Think about all the happy bowling balls there would be if they didn't get cursed when the delivery men decide to force their sausage into them.
@@rikowolfin4984 sir you watch to much hentai
>boiling water
>eaten alive
>wholesome
Extremely.
To be fair, compared with things like say Maggot Baits, Evenicle is a goddamn vanilla paradise
well yes its a wholesome meal
cant have any leftovers we are filling the fridge with grocery's tomorrow
@@RukasuInoru are you okay man
@@TESkyrimizer well the vomit bucket™ wasn't used when i read it, since by now i'm already used to these sorts of nukiges, so don't worry
whether or not that's a problem is an entirely different story
I remember watching this review when it came out and being uncomfortable enough to not rewatch it like all his other vids. 3 years later however, I'm unfortunately smiling all the way through. Thanks for helping me get to where I am now, Seth. Down in the pit.
6:00 did you predict elden ring
>sseth makes a joke about expressvpn saving you from getting fbi raided for loli dragon drawings
>hey unfortunately the sponsor didn't like the integration unfortunately I don't care, I'm tearing up this contract
sseth is a good boi
Time to up my merchants guild administration fee. Sseth is the last bastion of free expression
When Sseth said he saw "some shit", I thought he was just being the usual wacky African warlord trying to get a laugh out of us westerners with goofy exaggeration.
Boy, was I wrong.
I never heard of a more disgusting sex scene and I've seen some wierd shit
I mean he still exaggerated it
How bout some "Euphoria"??
Euphoria, starless, Drainage city. The last one is my favorite just for how creative and esoteric it is
Not even the worst I've ever heard, definitely up there, I guess? This is Corpse Party level stuff.
Sseth is the only storyteller who could make me fearful and horrified this easily. I was literally in cold sweat when the actual game audio was used.
That ending had layers and kept on going, holy shit.
I was absolutely horrified as Seth explained the scene, and then the VA came in.
WHAT THE SHIT.
The boiling water thing makes me regret clicking on that video.
I don't even want to imagine what kind of sick fuck had that idea in the first place...
@@C4H10N4O2 MC prevented scene with boiling water and nothing happened + Girl was saved by Aster, but everyone in comments thinks that this actually has CG which is false.
@@AirMage50 Please tell me the girl was saved cause I feel really bad
@@C4H10N4O2 does the girl in the dungeon die or?
@@weeb_dweeb She's dead my guy.
"Listen man, i just want a stable income and a livelihood"
Hit too close to home mayn
Some man don't want to take over the world , some man just want to live a peaceful life.
Big mood.
So I played this game… perfect summation of events and gameplay
Guess what theres now a Evenicle 2
can't wait for him to review that in the future
"Special thanks to Mandalore for his voicing skills"
Why are you thanking yourself?
I don't get it . . . Care to explain, please ? Is Mandalore Gaming Seth ? Or the other way round ?
Yes. Like the serpent devouring itself, Sseth overtakes Mandalore, only for Mandalore to arise the next day. An eternal cycle, and Magabe help us if one ever comes out on top
@@adh615 Is dr jekyll mr hyde or the other way around?
@@cosmicoandromeda7195 Hungary slaves XD
@@connorhudock1950 so elder scrolls
"A man chooses - a coomer obeys.
"
Would you kindly.
When did he say that
@@cloudtail in the description.
Neat. I started playing a week ago but didn't know sseth reviewed it already
thanks for the review sseth i have now given up on mankind
"Incredibly strong genetics"
*shows abaddon*
>Pick one
Fucking Failbaddon back at it again.
He's just a poor troubled boy without a father.
Well technically he's a Primarch-sized Astartes so he's pretty healthy (?)
karl vik could’ve been worse cough Mortarion cough
Me at the begining of the video: "Oh, it's another h-game"
Me at the end of the video: "yeah... no"
Shadman: you filthy casual
lmao pussy
Eh got it recently their only a couple really fucked up scenes it's mostly pretty wholesome
Why fantasy hentai Is always this grimdark?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 If your already doing something 18+ why not go all the way, at least I think thats why
And now the sequel is out in English
Wait what?
Such a wholesome game for the entire family, it even has bowling and sausage delivery
The only thing Express VPN won’t sponsor.
Animated Japanese delivery men bowling.
Would be a true achievement if he could be rejected by RAID SHADOW LEGEND!
@@Master10k2 last stream he had over 12 emails from them asking to cover their shitty game, see the highlights on his second channel
"Mom where's baby come from?" "Think of a bowling ball and sausage delivery....."
"I rather not ma"
“And daddy want hungry, he was *starving*”
the bowling ball analogy had me wheezing and then crying...
Just found you and i think ive already fallen for your content its so entertaining unlike anything ive ever seen.
"Through clever use of metaphors i shall describe it to you"
JonTron in the back of the class: *I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT!*
*later, when hearing the Monster scene, jontron exclaimed* "some Kids gonna die tonight!"
"1v1 on Command and Conquer Generals"
boi I've trained my whole childhood for this moment it seems
S A M E
Well I'll challenge you Seth!
Riche best waifu baby
Can't wait for Evenicle 2 review possibly I hope coming soon...
This video is like that one liveleak execution video that really stuck with you. We all know we shouldn't watch it again.
But we are.
We all are.