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  • The finest Austro-Hungarian Matriarchy sim of the early 2000s.
    I assure you it doesn't run with any number of fixes on windows 10 or 7,
    but it does on XP.
    If you're still interested, you can get a copy here:
    www.gog.com/game/the_nations_...
    Enjoy.
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  • @asbestliebhaber
    @asbestliebhaber 3 роки тому +7483

    The two emotional states of man:
    -picking berries
    -wife

  • @C-OBrien
    @C-OBrien 2 роки тому +4174

    Picking Berries ✅ getting jacked ✅ government allocated wife ✅ capital punishment ✅ how did these devs gain access to my unreleased manifesto?

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim Рік тому +84

      don't forget gov. allocated homes. With the current housing market, that's utopia.

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 Рік тому +7

      That sounds suspiciously like a soviet menifesto. Your membership to the merchants guild has been preemptively revoked pending investigation.

    • @mrnigl1
      @mrnigl1 Рік тому

      Fat people get euthanized. Doesn’t look so good for you then

    • @jiaan100
      @jiaan100 Рік тому +197

      Three replies and they're all hidden, that's how you know you left a good comment

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Рік тому +25

      Every communist dream state

  • @TheGreenKnight500
    @TheGreenKnight500 3 роки тому +10861

    Not going to lie, spending most of my time casually picking berries in the forest and going to the gym sounds like a pretty good life.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 роки тому +546

      Where do I sign up?

    • @tahategin6969
      @tahategin6969 3 роки тому +1096

      And bang a hot amazonian dominatrix along the way

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 роки тому +206

      @@tahategin6969 I'm not into that kinda stuff, but you do you :)

    • @libertusprimus
      @libertusprimus 3 роки тому +672

      @@theblackbaron4119
      If thats not the hottest shit ever, get the fk out

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp 3 роки тому +73

      @@tahategin6969 Something tells me that is the other way around, but you can find pleasure in that too if that is your thing.

  • @magnificentapplepie2713
    @magnificentapplepie2713 3 роки тому +3228

    Playing this game as a kid, I would never understand why my entire village would always eventually turn to a giant prison. That's one childhood mystery that's finally solved

    • @DieBandWurm
      @DieBandWurm 3 роки тому +37

      yes same story here... big uff

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 3 роки тому +198

      More needs, more ressources needed to satisfy those needs, the less ressources actually used to satisfy these needs, the more unhappy the citizens become, the more likely they are going to turn into criminals, the better need to enforce law. Repeat the cycle until you either fail or win the mission.

    • @coreymoore1295
      @coreymoore1295 3 роки тому +84

      @@AAhmou just throw them all in jail and have them make tables and other furnishings that we put in our schools

    • @DavidLopez-en6el
      @DavidLopez-en6el 3 роки тому +13

      Oh god oh fuck

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 3 роки тому +9

      too bad this game doesnt allow some genocidal options

  • @unclesam1756
    @unclesam1756 3 роки тому +3668

    "Croissants or we riot." - French history explained

    • @HiberNAT
      @HiberNAT 3 роки тому +13

      Right to jail!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +7

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear tyrone

    • @deepfriedsalt567
      @deepfriedsalt567 3 роки тому +51

      @@AxxLAfriku Who are you and why should we care?

    • @stevewondering6311
      @stevewondering6311 3 роки тому +14

      marie trolls and answers just eat cake then

    • @mumdidntraisenofool
      @mumdidntraisenofool 3 роки тому +8

      Honhonhon oui oui baguette

  • @nomesobrenome9027
    @nomesobrenome9027 3 роки тому +1236

    1. Pick berry
    2. Look for wife
    Life good?

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI 3 роки тому +3899

    "They will often betray each other before they betray you"
    And this is why it took the Sith 6000 years to conquer the republic.

    • @nathanielcrosby2426
      @nathanielcrosby2426 3 роки тому +93

      The Sith did nothing wrong

    • @KahavaveCAPIPI
      @KahavaveCAPIPI 3 роки тому +207

      @@nathanielcrosby2426 I mean, they did a lot of slavery and some planet destroying. They intentionally instigated wars for their own personal profit. They weren't much worse than the republic tended to be (generally speaking, I'm going more on 'neglect being not quite as bad as malicious action' here which is obviously somewhat of a personal call), but just because their primary competition was shit doesn't mean they didn't do a lot of things wrong.

    • @Shyguy5104
      @Shyguy5104 3 роки тому +46

      @@KahavaveCAPIPI like again, they did nothing wrong. but this is a joke

    • @michielkudova3887
      @michielkudova3887 3 роки тому +94

      and when they finally did it was done by a petulant man-child only satisfied by building superweapons and using them to try to scare people into submission.

    • @ctxclr4680
      @ctxclr4680 3 роки тому +15

      @@KahavaveCAPIPI nothing wrong.

  • @TastyTacoN1nja
    @TastyTacoN1nja 3 роки тому +4002

    Flying merchants? Long beaks? Fixing world markets?
    Oh no, those Austrians tried it again!

    • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324
      @cloroxusthestainlessone4324 3 роки тому +383

      Less shower rooms this time

    • @Hideyoshi1991
      @Hideyoshi1991 3 роки тому +140

      dammit not again

    • @alvaricoke41
      @alvaricoke41 3 роки тому +170

      Lets hope this time we just get a new painter.

    • @Luke-tt3dt
      @Luke-tt3dt 3 роки тому +160

      I'm guessing they got into video game design because they were rejected from art school

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 2 роки тому +21

      God speed to them.

  • @Vesdus
    @Vesdus 3 роки тому +1884

    "Is it really child *labour* if we... don't pay?"
    LOL

    • @manyfails
      @manyfails 3 роки тому +25

      this one of the hardest he ever said

    • @Athidius
      @Athidius 3 роки тому +97

      Everyone knows childrens' hands are optimised for picking coal in the snow anyway. It's for a greater good.

    • @jacksons9546
      @jacksons9546 3 роки тому +6

      Haven't even gotten to that point in the vid but I can hear it clearly with that pause

    • @ztac_dex
      @ztac_dex 3 роки тому +1

      Asian parents to their kids

    • @TheMohawkNinja
      @TheMohawkNinja 3 роки тому +2

      @@AnOrrangeShirt No, kids get paid in America, but it's typically under the table, which means TAX FREE!

  • @Golemoid
    @Golemoid 3 роки тому +5901

    Can’t wait for the next episode of “Games only slavs and germans ever played”

    • @herscher1297
      @herscher1297 3 роки тому +551

      Next "The Settlers"

    • @JhonnyTheCleric
      @JhonnyTheCleric 3 роки тому +378

      Cultures, stronghold, the Guild. My childhood 😁

    • @wsp233
      @wsp233 3 роки тому +256

      Or Knights and Merchants

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 3 роки тому +54

      @@wsp233 dude, yes!

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 3 роки тому +76

      Like most stuff on Sseth's and Mandy's channel?

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 3 роки тому +1086

    As soon as I saw the mostly peeled off Avril Lavigne sticker I knew that laptop was an artifact from a better age.

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 3 роки тому +111

      Pre-2011, before the rise of the algorithms, streamers, and the internet only having half the population of today (exploding as smart phones sold)... I miss it too.

    • @BarokaiRein
      @BarokaiRein 3 роки тому +127

      @@234ne14 back when you were called a faggot if you said "Hey Sk8er Boi is actually pretty catchy" and the guy rightfully calling you that didn't lose his job as a result of online witch hunt.

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 3 роки тому +16

      @@BarokaiRein They spammed that song everywhere to the point of annoyance back then; especially in Canada!
      For people who were too young to even be a zygote; glorious scuffed 480p: ua-cam.com/video/TIy3n2b7V9k/v-deo.html

    • @user-yu3ge4iv8r
      @user-yu3ge4iv8r 2 роки тому +13

      @@BarokaiRein Oh, public service announcement: Twitter is an unironic cult
      Google it
      They are also literally just Tumblr, we just don't have the cultural context to mock them (no one who opposes them is actually funny)

    • @lubieplacki2772
      @lubieplacki2772 2 роки тому +22

      @@user-yu3ge4iv8r Twatter just suffered the brunt of exodus from Tumblr

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 3 роки тому +1207

    I just wanna mention how you can notice his confidence has been building up throughout the years based solely on how more high-pitched and energic his "hey hey people, Sseth here" gets.

    • @darkmammoth2232
      @darkmammoth2232 2 роки тому +126

      It makes me happy to see our warlord grow up.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 2 роки тому +30

      @@darkmammoth2232 he like probably 26 or something

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 2 роки тому +60

      @@audiosurfarchive Sseth is a ancient god, he is at least 3 million

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 2 роки тому +2

      Holy shit.

  • @TreyGamr58
    @TreyGamr58 3 роки тому +1968

    “Hey hey people,
    Imagine living-“
    *video freezes*
    Guess I can’t

    • @badmanlol2139
      @badmanlol2139 3 роки тому +3

      You left out the best part😵😵

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 3 роки тому +33

      This comment was posted by the Necron gang.

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry 3 роки тому +22

      "Imagine living"
      No... no I don't think I will.

    • @griffingamer8624
      @griffingamer8624 3 роки тому +7

      Hey hey people, Griffin here
      Have you ever thought to upgrade your internet? Or do you enjoy 244p cyber pornography?

    • @cyqry
      @cyqry 3 роки тому +7

      @@griffingamer8624 Damn, 244p is a luxury here. 120p is the standard.

  • @Assault_Butter_Knife
    @Assault_Butter_Knife 3 роки тому +4681

    This game truly demonstrates that there is some spiritual connection between Austrians and police states

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 3 роки тому +184

      If both world wars were to teach us about anything..

    • @MegaBigBallZ
      @MegaBigBallZ 3 роки тому +112

      As an austrian, i aprove of this message!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 роки тому +134

      @@MegaBigBallZ Except we don't have a police brutality problem. Just incompetent police arresting people in shark costumes, since they violated the disguise/ facemask law.

    • @harryh1146
      @harryh1146 3 роки тому +165

      @@theblackbaron4119 haha yeah just the shark costume thing, that’s what Austria is known for when we talk about totalitarian police states

    • @snorkyy9333
      @snorkyy9333 3 роки тому +96

      its in my DNA, you cant remove the painter/politician from the austrian genetics

  • @LoLAimAtMe
    @LoLAimAtMe 3 роки тому +590

    "Three evolutionary stages of civilization: The village, the city and the police state." Just like real life then.

    • @r0br33r
      @r0br33r 5 місяців тому +4

      Ha ha, you identified the funny! Epic IQ moment

  • @cyberG2077
    @cyberG2077 3 роки тому +437

    "Smoking meth is for the rich. We're not rich, we're middleclass."
    - Tzeentach, Sseth.

  • @jimmybcl
    @jimmybcl 3 роки тому +1397

    What a blessed day

  • @Leinja
    @Leinja 3 роки тому +1702

    "Misery is an essential component of stability."
    Damn, that cut deep.

  • @mauser98kar
    @mauser98kar 3 роки тому +72

    2:30 - "that's no dump truck, that's an international cargo freighter"
    So that's who steered that ship. You paid schmuck.

  • @Heiteinah
    @Heiteinah 3 роки тому +264

    "Filler episode"
    Does it look like I care? Just give me anything, crumbs even!

    • @fgrcdefeatkiller7724
      @fgrcdefeatkiller7724 3 роки тому +13

      I'll take peanuts! I'll take the shells!

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 3 роки тому +15

      C'mon Sseth, I just need a quick hit man!
      *I NEED IT!*

    • @roy-cyber
      @roy-cyber 3 роки тому +5

      Sitting through all 163 episodes of Bleach filler like

  • @jna1417
    @jna1417 3 роки тому +1345

    "Numbers are for confusing the taxpayers"
    As someone who is majoring in mathematics, I agree

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 роки тому +29

      [Laughs in tax code law]

    • @MegaTroubleII
      @MegaTroubleII 3 роки тому

      What's 9 + 10

    • @aalldldakekjs8981
      @aalldldakekjs8981 3 роки тому +2

      Explain why 1+1 is 0

    • @karmabeast
      @karmabeast 3 роки тому +16

      @@aalldldakekjs8981 cause ur carry digit display is broken m8

    • @Poctyk
      @Poctyk 3 роки тому +33

      Implying math majors even see numbers.
      Numbers are for mortals.

  • @iJimbable
    @iJimbable 3 роки тому +1641

    In Russia this game was called “lost world”, and blue dudes were called Elfs for some reason.

    • @Limonnyy
      @Limonnyy 3 роки тому +125

      1С, видимо, заручилось помощью Фаргуса

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 3 роки тому +22

      У меня до сих пор диск лежит.

    • @StSlidding
      @StSlidding 3 роки тому +27

      По ТВ сериал шел "Затерянный мир" в то время, про приключенческие приключения. Может к нему пытались привязать релиз. Ничего общего с сериалом в игре конечно не было.

    • @itsfine5818
      @itsfine5818 3 роки тому +160

      Holy shit, this comment chain looks like you can summon Ivan and Vladimir just by mentioning Russia.

    • @SneezingBear
      @SneezingBear 3 роки тому +34

      @@itsfine5818 IVAN IS HERE. PRIVET, COMRADE.
      Пишу в эпичном треде

  • @megakillerx
    @megakillerx 10 місяців тому +46

    2:00 Barbie(2023)

  • @VanguardJester
    @VanguardJester 3 роки тому +241

    "because when we can't afford to build homes, we CAN afford to build prisons"
    oof

  • @Nomicro4u
    @Nomicro4u 3 роки тому +6168

    I for one welcome our new Bugman Police State.

  • @TheDoughboy1917
    @TheDoughboy1917 3 роки тому +789

    "Government assigned girlfriend." Finally! Some sensible domestic policy!

    • @ToTheNines87368
      @ToTheNines87368 3 роки тому +181

      Looking at the quality of everything else government does, I’m not sure I’d want an assigned girlfriend policy.

    • @TheDoughboy1917
      @TheDoughboy1917 3 роки тому +146

      @@ToTheNines87368 You know what, fair enough

    • @poika22
      @poika22 3 роки тому +71

      @@ToTheNines87368 beggars can't be choosers

    • @minigunuser25
      @minigunuser25 3 роки тому +70

      @@ToTheNines87368 Just join the military for better funded government mandated girlfriends

    • @sicor94
      @sicor94 3 роки тому +46

      @@minigunuser25 Service guarantees waifus!

  • @Batchall_Accepted
    @Batchall_Accepted 2 роки тому +932

    "Imagine a dystopia where you go to the gym all day and eat fresh berries while everyone gawks at your body"
    Tell me more about this Utopia.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 Рік тому +65

      As a gay man I would accept being a second class citizen to all women if it means every man has the body of a Greek God

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 Рік тому +1

      @Shinidoshi bruh the meme comp each year end is always something

    • @angelicseras552
      @angelicseras552 Рік тому

      @@ImortalZeus13 kinda gay ngl

    • @bravadocadoyt3124
      @bravadocadoyt3124 Рік тому +3

      @DigitalZ I'm not gay and I agree.

  • @devvy-8279
    @devvy-8279 3 роки тому +48

    I think one of my favourite moments in this game was playing as amazons, about 25-30 of my men were stuck outside this narrow corridor that was blocked by a pimmon wall so they just stood there flexing at it
    I checked back later and a section of the wall was missing so I don't know what happened there.

    • @mythacat1
      @mythacat1 Рік тому +17

      You know when a shirt is too tight and you flex? Probably that is what happened.

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 8 місяців тому

      They flexed the wall into submission

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 3 роки тому +5056

    Companies who hire temp workers: "Ironically, the faster they work, the faster I'm going to fire them."

    • @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062
      @flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 3 роки тому +242

      I see it every year with the czech and polish lads here. :(

    • @blackout295
      @blackout295 3 роки тому +7

      Oof

    • @ERRandDEL
      @ERRandDEL 3 роки тому +134

      @Big Teldon So the company doesn't have to hire you on and pay for insurance.

    • @Shyguy5104
      @Shyguy5104 3 роки тому +63

      @Big Teldon to not get paid

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 3 роки тому +29

      @dou jin you ever notice ,everywhere really, america especially hasnt changed since the 1910s-20s with workers rights aside from the inflation inducing minimum wage raise

  • @tomtheconqerur
    @tomtheconqerur 3 роки тому +620

    "Smoking meth is for the rich. we're not rich, we're middle class." - Sseth's friend.

    • @melancholyman369
      @melancholyman369 3 роки тому +10

      no truer words were spoken

    • @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
      @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp 3 роки тому +5

      *Crack
      Meth is usually pretty affordable for it's duration

    • @sertu1462
      @sertu1462 3 роки тому +39

      @@mollywhoppedsouls_pvp with a bit of dedication, both methhead and crackhead are achieveable career options, regardless of your financial and social background.

    • @violenceisfun
      @violenceisfun 3 роки тому +6

      Meth opens your mind and makes you stronger so if you don't become rich after your first sesh maybe you never could

    • @mumdidntraisenofool
      @mumdidntraisenofool 3 роки тому +4

      @@violenceisfun tweaker

  • @SD78
    @SD78 3 роки тому +24

    5:08 Congo mercenaries!
    "Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun. With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done..."

    • @KairoStark
      @KairoStark 2 роки тому +4

      Sir you are not allowed to be this based

    • @lovecraftfan2793
      @lovecraftfan2793 Місяць тому

      the deal was made in Denmark, on a dark and stormy day, so they sailed out to Biafra to join the bloody fray
      Also... Strength, muscles and jungle work!

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 2 роки тому +74

    This is the first time I can actually say "Holy shit, this is such an obscure game of my childhood, I never thought I'd see someone make a video about it!"
    Seriously though, I got this game from the Cuxhaven(Haha, the haven of cucks) library through my free school library card back then and it was amazing. The face he made when hovering over the exit button scared the shit out of me as a kid.

  • @NotSimo
    @NotSimo 3 роки тому +6193

    He comes back, the shekels boy comes back!

  • @crevhulk
    @crevhulk 3 роки тому +1520

    The flying merchants control all of the gold in the world? hmm interesting tell us more about that austria.

    • @chadmeistercock6049
      @chadmeistercock6049 3 роки тому +183

      @Niek Vels why? Heard they had some great ideas.

    • @calvinosaurus4514
      @calvinosaurus4514 3 роки тому +43

      Die Störche sind unser Unglück!

    • @isaac3140
      @isaac3140 3 роки тому +40

      @@chadmeistercock6049 But I heard the creator of those ideas killed himself when he learned how bad those ideas were

    • @janbo8331
      @janbo8331 3 роки тому +54

      @@isaac3140 No. At the end he got the best idea of his life and made it true.

    • @isaac3140
      @isaac3140 3 роки тому +22

      @@janbo8331 For like 12 years until his system collapsed from its own weight due to mismanagement, with his ideology being stamped to the dirt

  • @Israphel776
    @Israphel776 3 роки тому +15

    "Imagine living"
    Stop there. Already too much.

  • @youngthinker1
    @youngthinker1 9 місяців тому +15

    I cannot believe the Barbie movie stole their plot from this game.

  • @axelmartinez5713
    @axelmartinez5713 3 роки тому +649

    "Child Labor, is it really labor if we dont pay?"
    No, I think not

    • @redband788
      @redband788 3 роки тому +19

      No, it's just run-of-the-mill slavery.

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 3 роки тому +48

      You're "paying in experience"

    • @afl2138
      @afl2138 3 роки тому +5

      @@redband788 but is it slavery if one want to be slave?

    • @redband788
      @redband788 3 роки тому +18

      @@afl2138 Allegedly, children don't have the maturity to take decisions like that. Allegedly.

    • @mllhild
      @mllhild 3 роки тому +5

      its just hands on education with frequent excursions to see their parents at work.

  • @apacheko6992
    @apacheko6992 3 роки тому +632

    I knew Seth would come with a valentines gift.

    • @Urist_Mythrilforged
      @Urist_Mythrilforged 3 роки тому +24

      That's because he loves us all.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 3 роки тому +8

      @@Urist_Mythrilforged true love never forgets

    • @jimmy8814
      @jimmy8814 3 роки тому

      I'm kinda glad he did

  • @cireeeeeX
    @cireeeeeX 10 місяців тому +16

    Wow they made a Barbie movie video game!

  • @TheMaztercom
    @TheMaztercom 3 роки тому +115

    2:45
    'you cant control your citizens directly, you can only influence them in the RIGHT direction'
    Mussolini: Ok buddy

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 2 роки тому +5

      "amateurs "
      " HEY! WHAT WAS THAT BUDDY?"
      North Korea: " AMATEURS!!!"

  • @victorkreig6089
    @victorkreig6089 3 роки тому +697

    >Austrian game
    Cool this'll be interesting!
    >Half way in and everything is going great
    >Immediately after: Trade is completely monopolized by one group
    Oh no
    >it's the same group who controls child birth
    No no no
    >Also known as the flying merchants
    AND THERE IT IS!

    • @mooseolini1447
      @mooseolini1447 3 роки тому +58

      Where's the lie?

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 3 роки тому +91

      @@mooseolini1447 who said anything about a lie?

    • @GenesHand
      @GenesHand 3 роки тому +152

      Birds with long beaks, coincidence? I think not

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 3 роки тому +60

      @@GenesHand wait do they wear hats too?

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 3 роки тому +90

      The part about advanced cities requiring concentration camps was also a bit... Austrian.

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 3 роки тому +3056

    Of course animals wouldn't attack a chad, nor would chads have feelings since he's such a chad he gets the women to do the feeling for him.

    • @FulgurInteritum
      @FulgurInteritum 3 роки тому +407

      he got it all wrong. the men arent oppressed, they are just so Chad they dont need to do anything but work and and pick berry.

    • @deadman4222
      @deadman4222 3 роки тому +220

      @@FulgurInteritum and look for women, seems to me they got it all figured out.

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 3 роки тому +276

      deadman Yeah, work out, pick berry, fuck Amazon. Life is good

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 роки тому +162

      I mean the women do all the work and the guys just fuck around and they seem to not care so I think the ladies got conned

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 3 роки тому +26

      how do i aquire this skill?

  • @prestonalston276
    @prestonalston276 3 роки тому +29

    You know what? I could see this man doing a Battle Brothers review. The amount of random, in-depth development and content is impressive. To hear Sseths take on the low fantasy, unforgiving world would be... immaculate

  • @CloneCommando525
    @CloneCommando525 3 роки тому +35

    Saw Spellforce at the start, immediately had nostalgia on the days me and my brother used to play it for hours and hours. Still think it is one of the best games ever.

  • @slowbrofist
    @slowbrofist 3 роки тому +2368

    "Ironically, the fastest they work, the fastest I'm going to fire them."
    Yeah that's academic fields in a nutshell actually.
    Edit: I don't recommend opening replies, I'm not touching that, have a good one.

    • @VindicAlpha
      @VindicAlpha 3 роки тому +137

      Don't forget "publish or die".

    • @MoreEvilThanYahweh
      @MoreEvilThanYahweh 3 роки тому +119

      @Niek Vels "evil cynical right-wingers"
      Says the guy who doesn't truly mind the terrible system on a macro level so long as he gets paid.

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 3 роки тому +84

      @@MoreEvilThanYahweh ah yes, lack of nuance-the main trait of all western political discussions. You disagree with someone and it MUST be because you are right and good and they are from the people who are everything wrong in the world. I agree with the guy, diversity hires are bullshit, there should be no reserved places in any field except maybe for impoverished people. But impoverished means "literally have to ration their money" not "instead of spending all day tweeting and drinking two starbuck they spend all day tweeting and drinking one starbuck", because I've seen for myself the people who profit from this kind of shit and they're exactly that. Actually in general people need to be taught nowadays that you can be a piece of shit even if you suffered, systemically or not, and people dislike you for that, not an arbitrary physical difference.

    • @cegesh1459
      @cegesh1459 3 роки тому +24

      @@MoreEvilThanYahweh All right wingers are evil.

    • @MoreEvilThanYahweh
      @MoreEvilThanYahweh 3 роки тому +45

      @@chukyuniqul I also agreed with him on most points, but he was the one who lacked nuance and displayed a sort of cognitive dissonance when unironically bringing out the word "evil".

  • @baronvonbeandip
    @baronvonbeandip 3 роки тому +1276

    "Let's talk about race."
    On any other channel, this would be danger.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 3 роки тому +7

    5:37 That African guy wearing a very mismatched tuxedo jacket and a schuetzen hat while giving the camera a death stare is legit extremely interesting as a visual.

  • @SmN20
    @SmN20 Рік тому +10

    The warfare in this game seems more based off of renassiance Italy. The Condottieri or Captains who would be hired by various duchies to go to war, bringing their own armies with them.

  • @enziiv5295
    @enziiv5295 3 роки тому +750

    "smoking meth is for rich we are not rich we are middle class" - Good friend

  • @DieuDeMort
    @DieuDeMort 3 роки тому +400

    “I know I’ve been slow, but it should get faster”
    *He lied as naturally as he breathed*

    • @xavierfaust9417
      @xavierfaust9417 3 роки тому +5

      Oh no

    • @lc1279
      @lc1279 3 роки тому +5

      DADDY! DADDY! DO!

    • @MoffatLee
      @MoffatLee 3 роки тому +10

      @Niek Vels What sort of delusional reality do you live in? Boris isn't going around pretending covid doesn't exist, maybe where you're from but not in this timeline.

    • @JkaaraKoDi
      @JkaaraKoDi 3 роки тому +1

      @@MoffatLee "So I suspect every person who can tell a syringe from a lifesupport machine has been drafted to work day and night by now." That's a very subtle philosophical distinction. Like it's only one shot between life and death.

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 3 роки тому

      I watch at 0.75 speed

  • @Tricolossus
    @Tricolossus 3 роки тому +4

    7:45 "Men don't even have an emotional tracker" I swear someone told me that before

  • @Vargas3499
    @Vargas3499 3 роки тому +25

    “Drip sseth isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
    Drip sseth:

  • @Borti_Ovi
    @Borti_Ovi 3 роки тому +483

    There is no such thing as a “Filler” episode when it comes to the Series of SsethTzeentach!!

    • @tojiroh
      @tojiroh 3 роки тому +1

      Filler? I barely even knew 'er

  • @TobiasRD
    @TobiasRD 3 роки тому +4875

    "Misery is an essential component of stability." - SsethTzeentach, Chairman of the Korean Workers' Party, 2021.

    • @donatter1042
      @donatter1042 3 роки тому +187

      You forgot the “democratic” part of the name

    • @user-ny1jn1uu7y
      @user-ny1jn1uu7y 3 роки тому +76

      Stealth is a vital part of Metal Gear Online for all players

    • @TheAmubis
      @TheAmubis 3 роки тому +56

      Chairman of the Korean Liberal Democratic Party.

    • @tomitiustritus6672
      @tomitiustritus6672 3 роки тому +107

      It's not even a joke...
      Take our very Germany. You may know the story well, but i'll tell it for the international people here anyways:
      West Germany used East Germany to outsource the super cheap labour. Nylons, Ikea etc. All produced in East Germany, by happy workers who may not have been "free range", but they "owned" their own cages. At least that's what the Farmers didn't get tired to tell the Chicken inside the cages. 17 million Workers working for an absolute minimum or less, who can't even quit their jobs and search for a better one and are scared shitless to speak up. An employers paradise! And you only had to pay their Pimp (Socialist-party) a little. And the best part, there was not only a wall between the Consumers and all the misery, but you could even show that misery to the Consumers on TV and act all morally outraged about what "they" do over there to their people.
      This however was sabotaged, when the cage owning Chicken had a little revolution and removed the Farmers and the wall and wanted to join the Consumers. Big Problem. You need the misery, but you can't make it too obvious that you need it, unless you want the Consumers to do the same to you as the Chickens in the East did to their Farmers.
      Thats when they had the idea that solved it. "Agenda 2010" A wide reform of the unemployment systems and the job market. Designed to lower unemployment benefits until it hurts and further instill sanctions to penalize unemployed workers for not working in super shitty jobs that they are overqualified for and don't pay more than their unemployment benefits would. And opening the job market for "Temporary Work".
      Temprary Work, that means you may have been working as a certified Bookseller at Germany's biggest Bookshop Chain (cough... Hugendubel...cough), but they just fired everyone a few years ago, and contracted a company that "rents" them the workers they need for a dime a dozen. The ingenius part is, the people who found work at the Workers-for-Rent-Company to escape a penalizing unemployment system are the same fucking people who were fired before! Including you! Now you are working, not as a certified Bookseller, but for another company that rents you out to the same place, to do the same job, as a "temporary worker", for the pay of an untrained worker. And since you are only borroughed, you can be disposed off at any time they want. Don't get uppity. Don't complain or unionize, or you're gone. Of course there is a carrot. You can work hard enough to be asked to hire for good at your host company! So suck it up and you may get your old job back... you may... i swear... after some time maybe... scout honor.
      So what is the result of all that shittery? 17 million Workers working for an absolute minimum or less, who can't even quit their jobs and search for a better one and are scared shitless to speak up. An employers Paradise! And you only have to pay their Pimp(Temporary Work Company) a little.
      Because "Misery is (...)" indeed "(...) an essential component of stabillity".

    • @TobiasRD
      @TobiasRD 3 роки тому +40

      @@tomitiustritus6672 Dude. I don't disagree with you at all, man, but that's a hell of a tangent to go on over such a silly one-off joke.
      Splendidly done, comrade!

  • @filozof8124
    @filozof8124 8 місяців тому +7

    Ryan Gosling

  • @HackionSTx
    @HackionSTx 2 роки тому +3

    6:04 The Merchant's Guild is ever present.

  • @PresidentFunnyValentine
    @PresidentFunnyValentine 3 роки тому +786

    "Do I recommend it? Yes. Should you buy it? No."
    Well, a pirate's life for me.

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 3 роки тому +85

      It's probably because it simply won't run even if you snatch it.

    • @randomanon8781
      @randomanon8781 3 роки тому

      got link? still cant find it

    • @5xg378
      @5xg378 3 роки тому +5

      @@DuckieMcduck i wonder if the attention Sseth brought to it will motivate someone to make it work on modern day software.
      EDIT: It Actually works in modern rigs, keep scrolling down till you see cockman official, he explains in his comment how to install the gog release in order for it to work.
      Keep in mind tho, its has issues. This issues can be fixable or impossible to fix depending on your rig apparently. In my case they were unfixable.
      I recommend sailing the high seas to make sure you can fix the issues on your rig before doing a bad purchase.

    • @Ash-fm6ym
      @Ash-fm6ym 3 роки тому

      @@5xg378 can't fucking find his comment

    • @5xg378
      @5xg378 3 роки тому +8

      @@Ash-fm6ym Keep looking and go leave him a like, But here it is "About the "won't run on windows 10" thing:
      When you install the game on win 10 it will launch normally - the intro, title screen, all this stuff works
      But when you start a new game or load a save file it's just gonna show a black screen or an endless ocean.
      Worry not however, there is a solution:
      The problem lies in GOG's default install path. For some reason, the game will only work when you install it in a folder on your local drive.
      So instead of installing it in the default path you should set the installation path to, for example:
      C:\(Folder name)
      The game should work normally once you install it this way.
      I set my installation path to C:\GoGGames and it works perfectly." Credits to our boy cockman.

  • @Val-_33
    @Val-_33 3 роки тому +1635

    "Government assigned gf" communists: write that down.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 3 роки тому +69

      @@Gogglesofkrome huh where was this ever a thing?

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma 3 роки тому +134

      Look, look, we just need to try it again. We just haven't done communism right yet.

    • @OniGanon
      @OniGanon 3 роки тому +173

      Seize the means of reproduction.

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 3 роки тому +40

      Japan in 2025.

    • @liberatusblair
      @liberatusblair 3 роки тому +19

      @@superchroma we could try to mix communism with democracy.
      Vital parts of economy are detached and become property of the state.
      (roads, electricity, water, phone-service, internet) while goods are still influenced by supply and demand so it becomes a free market + social market.

  • @burningsinner1132
    @burningsinner1132 2 роки тому +14

    Seth said that things should get faster.
    And he went from montly releases to annual releases, lol.

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 2 роки тому

      to be fair the man legit puts hundreds of hours into a game before doing the reviews which also end up longer.

  • @xenolithic9691
    @xenolithic9691 Рік тому +6

    "Misery is an essential component of stability." My mans spitting straight facts

  • @shawnconway6009
    @shawnconway6009 3 роки тому +145

    "That's no dump truck, that's an international cargo freighter."

  • @prjct_eon
    @prjct_eon 3 роки тому +226

    "Live, get ripped, and die."
    Words to remember.

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 3 роки тому

      Capitalism in a nutshell
      Actually communism too

    • @attilasedon9593
      @attilasedon9593 3 роки тому +19

      @@SpecShadow In a capitalism you get ripped in a gym, in a communism you get ripped in a mine.

    • @robertstan9733
      @robertstan9733 3 роки тому +7

      @@attilasedon9593 as someone who's family were miners in a former soviet sattelite state, this is true.

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 3 роки тому +1

      @@attilasedon9593 so... get ripped and respect through honest day work. You mean communism actually had possitive sides? But how can that be?!!!

    • @517342
      @517342 3 роки тому

      @@attilasedon9593 I distinctly remember it being another political movement that wanted their citizens to be physically strong from a young age but I can't remember the name of it...

  • @jaghatai_bulut
    @jaghatai_bulut 3 роки тому +21

    "Hey, hey people." = True happiness

  • @daredl807
    @daredl807 3 роки тому +11

    Damn, it took me but a second to recognize the game Sseth had open on his laptop at first, Spellforce. Again confirming that he's got an exceptional taste in videogames that nobody ever played. Sure hope he reviews or mentions that one again, the game is very underrated and deserves recognition because it is fairly unique even though it can become a slog and it's one of those games where it is possible to completely fuck up a character and make it almost unplayable by making your every choice the wrong one.

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 3 роки тому +137

    man has 2 modes
    -get food
    -get laid

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 3 роки тому +10

      With the evolution of man. v2 we have finally progressed societally and technologically enough to reach new heights and open up a 3rd mode
      -Pain

    • @khandovarbalest1369
      @khandovarbalest1369 3 роки тому +5

      -get fit

    • @tomhammer802
      @tomhammer802 3 роки тому

      Sounds like Sseth. Depends on if the gril was human or machine. That ending seemed equivocal to me.

  • @catnipnapkin3329
    @catnipnapkin3329 3 роки тому +289

    "Live, get ripped and die."
    ~Grandmaster Sseth

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 3 роки тому +4

      Currently in stage 2, er 1.5, the losing weight stage.

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 3 роки тому

      livin the dream

    • @Zayl1016
      @Zayl1016 3 роки тому

      Rest in peace, Billy Herrington

    • @pazz1239
      @pazz1239 3 роки тому

      Words to live by

    • @joshuadarrow
      @joshuadarrow 3 роки тому +1

      2 moods: pick berries, look for wife.

  • @blackironseamus1017
    @blackironseamus1017 3 роки тому +6

    My sister gave me this game as a gift when I was younger and I loved it. I lost the disk a few years later and I tried my damnedest to find another copy, thanks GoG

  • @youtubbs392
    @youtubbs392 3 роки тому +174

    bro you need to review a warhammer game; you literally have "tzeentach" in your username. it was fated to happen since the creation of your channel, seth.

    • @empty5013
      @empty5013 3 роки тому +130

      he's reviewed several of them on his second channel, mandaloregaming

    • @youtubbs392
      @youtubbs392 3 роки тому +21

      @@empty5013 epic

    • @23tovarm5
      @23tovarm5 3 роки тому +3

      @@empty5013 wait what, that’s his channel too?!

    • @GiganticTumor
      @GiganticTumor 3 роки тому +35

      @@23tovarm5 For those new to the channel, the joke exists because the two sound similar. Supposedly. Honestly I've never really felt they sounded alike.

    • @5xg378
      @5xg378 3 роки тому +31

      @@GiganticTumor The joke is becasue there was a time they uploaded almost at the same time.

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 3 роки тому +720

    Sseth: Now let's talk about race.
    Me: As is tradition.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 роки тому +13

      to this very day i remember ir fondly of that chimpmania vid he made several years back. that shit is in my top 30 funniest internet things ever.

    • @thedrain9328
      @thedrain9328 3 роки тому +10

      posting the drive link to the vid since it's no longer on youtube drive.google.com /file/d/1kBNTMeZkWmfY2ttKdHLh_g0XC4lPSZPk/view?usp=sharing
      remove the space

  • @rubyeyed756
    @rubyeyed756 3 роки тому +367

    "Every family requires multiple luxury goods, each day, or they have a mental breakdown" can be observed during a lockdown irl.

    • @barney10240
      @barney10240 3 роки тому +4

      @john smith Taiwan used minimal lockdown was still okey, but Japanese is a mess

    • @boguslav9502
      @boguslav9502 3 роки тому +2

      @john smith and belarus.

    • @OmnifyMyAss
      @OmnifyMyAss 3 роки тому +23

      @@boguslav9502 well, in Ukraine they called it 'lockdown' but the only ones who have suffered were small business and common citizens who lost their jobs. Big businesses have paid their bribes and profitted, while government is busy stealing our tax money

    • @yaci7945
      @yaci7945 3 роки тому +13

      @john smith what are you smoking buddy, Sweden was hit much harder than their neighbor.

    • @boguslav9502
      @boguslav9502 3 роки тому +9

      @@OmnifyMyAss samenin poland, the exact same thing is happening. Meanwhile poles are being exported to the west as cheap labor, ukranians are basically ferried through the country to the west as well. While our sick and eldwrly die of a lack of medical care which is then concluded as covid deaths.
      Surprising we have such similar stories. Almost sounds like the west abusing the stste of affairs to purchase more of the market.

  • @dooggo-1402
    @dooggo-1402 2 роки тому +5

    The bug people are unironically the cutest depiction of humanoid bug people I've ever seen.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 роки тому +29

    *The blurred score reads as follows:*
    BLURRED VISION
    COULD BE A SYMPTOM OF ONSET MYOPIA

  • @cryohellinc
    @cryohellinc 3 роки тому +325

    "This game was published in Austria"
    Shows Austria upside down. What a legend👍

    • @gabrielkisner2947
      @gabrielkisner2947 3 роки тому +6

      It is still austria

    • @DaHALOSHOCK
      @DaHALOSHOCK 3 роки тому +19

      You Idiot, Thats Australia and its not upside down, look at a map moron.

    • @PaulJacobsComedy
      @PaulJacobsComedy 3 роки тому +5

      As an Austrian, I approve.

    • @LJW1912
      @LJW1912 3 роки тому +1

      I got 56 somehow

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 3 роки тому +3

      @@DaHALOSHOCK Australia is innately upsidedown.

  • @ricardoguanipa8275
    @ricardoguanipa8275 3 роки тому +351

    "The Village, The City and the Police State"
    Sounds like the title of a book by Julius Evola

  • @admpandora91
    @admpandora91 9 місяців тому +6

    You are Kenough.

  • @huberdw9822
    @huberdw9822 3 роки тому +5

    1:06 Ahhhh, Spellforce 1- i kept my old laptop for this game

  • @pharaoh3018
    @pharaoh3018 3 роки тому +225

    My man really just used his computer to cook an egg.

    • @Arbiter099
      @Arbiter099 3 роки тому +19

      Proof of work is a concept he studied to keep up his daytrader sham. Here, he demonstrates by showing the results of the tiny overworked elves inside the computer shoveling coal for their master's benefit: an egg

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 3 роки тому +1

      @@Arbiter099 Whenever you overclock an elf child dies...

  • @LifeOutward
    @LifeOutward 3 роки тому +198

    "Misery is an essential component of stability" -Nietzsche

    • @returnofbeaux
      @returnofbeaux 3 роки тому +2

      I hate that guy.

    • @Flapalot
      @Flapalot 3 роки тому +2

      @@returnofbeaux Name a single philosopher with a more depressing worldview lol

    • @janbo8331
      @janbo8331 3 роки тому +9

      @@Flapalot Schopenhauer: "The reason the sudden announcement of a great piece of good fortune can easily prove fatal is that happiness and unhappiness is no more than a ratio between what we demand and what we receive, so that we are not sensible of the goods we posses or are quite certain of possessing as such; because all enjoyment is really only negative, only has the effect of removing a pain, while pain or evil, on the other hand, is the actual positive element and is felt directly."

  • @4E414D45h
    @4E414D45h 3 роки тому +7

    Somehow my brain has opressed the memory of spending childhood with this game.

  • @ab-vv7tn
    @ab-vv7tn 3 роки тому +6

    Judging from the Congo footage, I’d say Sseth is a tasteful MajorSamm viewer

  • @fishperson5390
    @fishperson5390 3 роки тому +212

    "It's slow but it should get faster" Seeth every two years, when he uploads

  • @firelink182
    @firelink182 3 роки тому +295

    I am extremely drunk right now, but through my drunken haze I still want to express my thanks for making the most entertaining reviews on youtube. Thank You Sseth, I will forever hold you in high esteem, even as I refuse to join the merchant's guild, since I am paid minimum wage and don't even get full hours

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 3 роки тому +29

      He and Mandalore makes me happy in this really difficult time... In fact they're really the few things worth watching because the internet turned insane.

    • @user-cz3yk5qf7m
      @user-cz3yk5qf7m 3 роки тому +5

      I only watch sseth and mandalore when drunk.

    • @tojiroh
      @tojiroh 3 роки тому +17

      "He and Mandalore..." As if they weren't one and the same.

    • @speggeri90
      @speggeri90 3 роки тому +1

      Did you sober up?

  • @lordfatcock
    @lordfatcock 11 місяців тому +3

    head empty
    no thoughts
    no feelings
    Pick berries
    work out
    Good life.

  • @nedrider
    @nedrider 3 роки тому +4

    Oh man when i saw Spellforce my heart skipped a beat

  • @schiacciasoli
    @schiacciasoli 3 роки тому +260

    Now I have the proof this game wasn't just a fever dream.

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 3 роки тому +449

    As an Austrian man I can confirm that we are secretly bug men, that all go to sleep at 6 pm.

  • @PixelRookieOfficial
    @PixelRookieOfficial 3 роки тому

    Excellent video as always. I patiently await for when the next review comes.

  • @Tmathh
    @Tmathh 3 роки тому +2

    7:20 you make an amazing point here

  • @nosoapradio1665
    @nosoapradio1665 3 роки тому +134

    The long beaked storks be like "Hello fellow Pimons"

  • @jabur7
    @jabur7 3 роки тому +295

    "This knight offers you his service. Do you wish to hire him?"
    *shows a woman*
    Hmmmmm

  • @merchrich9758
    @merchrich9758 10 місяців тому +5

    this video hits harder after watching the new barbie movie

  • @Tunn3kazInk
    @Tunn3kazInk 3 роки тому

    A personal thanks for doing a review on a game that defined so much of that summer back in 2003

  • @anotherguttersnipe2
    @anotherguttersnipe2 3 роки тому +764

    I'm just amazed at how long the beaks of those storks are.
    Truly, they are our greatest ally.

    • @Cross31415
      @Cross31415 3 роки тому +107

      They can reach into the piggy bank and take your savings without violence.

  • @dankey1546
    @dankey1546 3 роки тому +61

    There's nothing in this world that can make me harder than hearing: "Hey. Hey. People."

  • @princeimrahil6557
    @princeimrahil6557 8 місяців тому +4

    Can't believe this man predicted the Barbie Movie

  • @perbersojorge
    @perbersojorge 3 роки тому

    man your videos always makes my day

  • @MaitreMechant
    @MaitreMechant 3 роки тому +722

    "Every family requires multiple luxury goods, each day, or they have a mental breakdown"
    So you basically create a nation of instagram influencers

    • @Johnnyupside
      @Johnnyupside Рік тому +6

      So that's why he need a police state to keep everything from falling apart

  • @kotzpenner
    @kotzpenner 3 роки тому +102

    The Amazon men look exactly like the Chad meme, including haircut

  • @ZeMalta
    @ZeMalta 3 роки тому +5

    Incredible how this game is weird but almost analytic as the way Sseth puts it. But it's crazy how the channel, that almost seemed so niche, is reaching 1 million subs.

  • @VRAlgamer
    @VRAlgamer 3 роки тому +1

    I've been waiting a while for this one.