Total Annihilation Kingdoms Review | Shared Suffering™

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,4 тис.

  • @Crackdalf
    @Crackdalf 4 роки тому +13722

    The more Sseth shows his surroundings the more convinced I become that he lives in some kind of crack den

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 4 роки тому +10384

    I can't believe the Merchant's Guild created a global pandemic just to force Sseth to make more videos.

    • @jmarra07
      @jmarra07 4 роки тому +388

      It didn't work

    • @humbleguardsman5578
      @humbleguardsman5578 4 роки тому +137

      Man first the black plague and now china flu

    • @Michaentus
      @Michaentus 4 роки тому +280

      Nothing is beyond the reach of the Guild.

    • @romeodavis1052
      @romeodavis1052 4 роки тому +194

      they started the Iraq war and created ISIS. this is is a small stepping stone for them.✡🛫🏭🏭

    • @Robert-ht5me
      @Robert-ht5me 4 роки тому +6

      crossbones116 it was worth it

  • @NullyBird
    @NullyBird 4 роки тому +6872

    "But hey, it's uh, my fleeting memory-and one day this video will be the only evidence I have, that I ever had these memories."
    That got a lot deeper than I expected, Sseth.

    • @justinkroboth360
      @justinkroboth360 4 роки тому +376

      Right? Shit got a little heavier than I expected there at the end.

    • @quinton1630
      @quinton1630 4 роки тому +227

      Extremely relatable, though. The work I submit to clients is the only evidence that I was ever possible to do said work.

    • @Nick154999
      @Nick154999 4 роки тому +142

      Totally agree on that. Centuries from now, this tiny fraction of Seth life will still be here as a legacy for future generations. I do wonder if people in 2100 will look at us in the 2000, like we look at people in the 1900. I also wonder how Humanity will look like in 2100

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 роки тому +180

      anyone here in the "every male in my family develops dementia around their 60s and im likely next" gang

    • @admiralamel9563
      @admiralamel9563 4 роки тому +21

      I mean he make dementia joke so often.

  • @calebfinkle1590
    @calebfinkle1590 4 роки тому +1619

    "Just like all women she can grow a second pair of legs and swim underwater" those were the days.

    • @eNoodles
      @eNoodles 4 роки тому +6

      I don't get it

    • @eNoodles
      @eNoodles 4 роки тому +11

      @@demiroxss What the actual fuck lol

    • @AboveFiction
      @AboveFiction 4 роки тому +3

      @@demiroxss your explanation made me even more confused

    • @brohemian
      @brohemian 4 роки тому +5

      coupla virgins here

    • @drlev7432
      @drlev7432 4 роки тому +15

      SEVEN VAJONYAS

  • @jidk6565
    @jidk6565 4 роки тому +1364

    I think this the first time I've ever heard seth sound actually angry about something
    "They're loud" jesus, parrots broke our boy

    • @flashgordonsthemesong2838
      @flashgordonsthemesong2838 4 роки тому +142

      I know, and when he was talking about pathfinding he sounded genuinely pissed.

    • @jidk6565
      @jidk6565 4 роки тому +74

      @@flashgordonsthemesong2838 and then at the end he sounded almost depressed
      It's a little worrisome in all honesty

    • @deaj8450
      @deaj8450 4 роки тому +16

      He got mad for the exact same reason in might and magic 9 from the waves and birds, they were totally unaffected by the audio menu.

    • @TheCrusaderBin
      @TheCrusaderBin 4 роки тому +17

      So avians are the weak point of Sseth? I bet he hates KFC as well. Than again, those are rather peaceful, silent chickens?

    • @deaj8450
      @deaj8450 4 роки тому +10

      @@TheCrusaderBin The only good chicken is a fried chicken.

  • @RD-uf6gw
    @RD-uf6gw 4 роки тому +4222

    This is the third video in which Sseth has hinted at his fear of dementia. Sending positive energy.

    • @RustoKomuska
      @RustoKomuska 3 роки тому +115

      out of curiosity do you remember the first 2

    • @cwovictor3281
      @cwovictor3281 3 роки тому +421

      @@RustoKomuska I know you meant it earnestly, but given it's about dementia, it really tickled me pink.

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo 3 роки тому +38

      Toughts and prayers 🙏

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX 3 роки тому +7

      We should all be doing für best to defekt dementia

    • @MainManJaggi
      @MainManJaggi 3 роки тому +251

      Sending negative energy in order to keep the balance.

  • @idontcare6736
    @idontcare6736 4 роки тому +2340

    Sseth’s 10 seconds of dropping the voice and having an existential crisis at 8:35 scares me
    It’s like the time my dad told me with tears in his eyes that grandpa wasn’t coming to visit anymore

    • @Agiranto
      @Agiranto 4 роки тому +231

      Press "P" to pray for Sseth.

    • @Rurushu13
      @Rurushu13 4 роки тому +201

      that was too real sseth... too real

    • @Tomxai
      @Tomxai 4 роки тому +121

      I guess quarantine does things to a man

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare 4 роки тому +207

      I guess Sseth family has a history of dementia and he is affraid one day he is gonna go full joe biden

    • @Hijackerrr
      @Hijackerrr 4 роки тому +38

      @@Noperare could be Alzheimer

  • @24thuwu46
    @24thuwu46 4 роки тому +3981

    Yall remember When sseth used 1000 dollars to comission artists to make god hand hentai and still has this kind of setup.

    • @RussianBot-xu7wl
      @RussianBot-xu7wl 4 роки тому +773

      @@wills8656
      It's a joke dood...
      You got aspergers or something?

    • @alexben5074
      @alexben5074 4 роки тому +55

      @@RussianBot-xu7wl an unfunny joke

    • @RussianBot-xu7wl
      @RussianBot-xu7wl 4 роки тому +343

      @@alexben5074
      Okay.

    • @Erucus
      @Erucus 4 роки тому +234

      Russian Bot #38765215 it’s ok they will never understand, they have autism

    • @MrValsung
      @MrValsung 4 роки тому +51

      but he did it for us tho

  • @GenkiGanbare
    @GenkiGanbare 4 роки тому +2978

    "Hey bro are you getting on Discord?"
    "Sure just let me hot wire my PC to boot it up"

  • @sustainna
    @sustainna 4 роки тому +1420

    Ssseth:
    "Essential PC Hardware: $5 and a screwdriver
    Food $200
    Data $150
    Rent $800
    Hentai for the Merchants Guild $13,600
    Utility $150
    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my PC is dying."

    • @kyrilokozel7870
      @kyrilokozel7870 4 роки тому +66

      Spend less on hentai

    • @tadeomurdaca1709
      @tadeomurdaca1709 4 роки тому +139

      you dont need the house a trash bin will do the trick

    • @BetterNerfDarius
      @BetterNerfDarius 4 роки тому +55

      Try fasting

    • @youngthinker1
      @youngthinker1 4 роки тому +69

      @@kyrilokozel7870 You always need, more hentai

    • @rgm96x49
      @rgm96x49 4 роки тому +68

      You could cut on food and utilities and pump more into the hentai fund.

  • @liamimbriolo6066
    @liamimbriolo6066 4 роки тому +3341

    Sseth is a true artist, living the bohemian lifestyle whilst he makes masterpieces in shitposting videogame reviews.

    • @SanderMalus
      @SanderMalus 4 роки тому +77

      @098765 Craper poor artist's lifestyle

    • @abdulmasaiev9024
      @abdulmasaiev9024 4 роки тому +101

      @098765 Craper Roughly, it's a combination of being unorthodox, expressive and not giving much of a shit what the society around thinks. Ideally while drunk on absinthe.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +59

      @098765 Craper basicly living in the dupster and making weird shit with the needles and the cardboard you found inside. And somehow successfuly making sick stuff out of that

    • @ignotumperignotius630
      @ignotumperignotius630 4 роки тому +1

      You live in pisek

    • @corereject5796
      @corereject5796 4 роки тому +3

      a performance artist

  • @the-letter_s
    @the-letter_s 4 роки тому +1651

    6:20 that moment where his voice reveals emotion for even a moment made me feel genuine fear

    • @oranchepopsicle1316
      @oranchepopsicle1316 4 роки тому +158

      Imagine talking directly to him

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 4 роки тому +281

      It explains how stressful this game is, even sseth is breaking his character because of this game

    • @gloriustre2957
      @gloriustre2957 4 роки тому +24

      like long lived love

    • @RamixTheRed
      @RamixTheRed 4 роки тому +100

      I'm still reeling from
      "And I'm *sorry* . But they're
      *Very.*
      *LOUD* ."

    • @peteraustin9057
      @peteraustin9057 3 роки тому +107

      The concept of sseth being a real person and not just a collective hallucination that I share with strangers on the internet fills me with existential dread

  • @pafnutiytheartist
    @pafnutiytheartist 4 роки тому +697

    "I have no case and I must scream" is a great name for a PC. I rate your setup 10/10.

    • @ramstrong8247
      @ramstrong8247 4 роки тому +26

      I have no case and I must bluescreen

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 4 роки тому +5

      Sounds like a PC alright...

    • @IchiJewSan
      @IchiJewSan 4 роки тому +4

      I think hes referring to the game "I have no mouth and i must scream."

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 4 роки тому +12

      @@IchiJewSan I know, I know, that part's obvious. A little harder to glean is the double-entendre of both PC as a computer and PC as a progressive twat, which also has no case and must scream.
      Now look what you've gone and made me do, I went and explained the punchline.

    • @maimkim
      @maimkim 4 роки тому

      PeterDivine
      Oh I totally missed that double entendre like a bum! LOL thanks for explaining that to me

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 4 роки тому +1111

    About 1 second in, right when he said "Sseth here..."
    The logo on his shoulder is Mandaloregaming's icon.
    *X-Files theme Intensifies*

    • @Viedrelis
      @Viedrelis 4 роки тому +184

      Also at the end you can see Mandalore logo too. Sseth i's going senile and leaving evidence

    • @ShinigamiSamaH
      @ShinigamiSamaH 4 роки тому +133

      @@Viedrelis It also could be evidence that his body is slowly adapting to his intense drugs use, and thus his alter ego is getting harder to suppress.

    • @lunaticscribbles6016
      @lunaticscribbles6016 4 роки тому +81

      @@ShinigamiSamaH people always thought Sseth was the Hyde to Mandalore's Jekkyl, but little did we know it was backwards

    • @HowToKillAliens
      @HowToKillAliens 4 роки тому +6

      @@lunaticscribbles6016 can you explain this joke?im a brainlet

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 4 роки тому +64

      @@HowToKillAliens it's been a meme for years that sseth and lord mandalore(another videogame reviewer) are actually the same person, with themselves joking about it and referencing each other

  • @yonker1337
    @yonker1337 4 роки тому +2396

    Absolutely loving the Jerma green screen effects really adds to the production value.

  • @nailwind
    @nailwind 4 роки тому +1333

    The ever-growing rate of random Jerma green screens is elevating this platform

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 4 роки тому +57

      Crossover episode when

    • @funstorm1789
      @funstorm1789 4 роки тому +3

      fuck jerma

    • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
      @unitedstatesofamerica4987 4 роки тому +118

      @@funstorm1789 I'm sure a lot of people would like that

    • @sextuspestus7054
      @sextuspestus7054 4 роки тому +11

      @@funstorm1789 limp wrist

    • @marblek15
      @marblek15 4 роки тому +4

      nailwind Byproduct of Jerma "leaving" UA-cam is notoriety. It's quite possibly the best "stocks of influence" play I've seen since covid-19 decimating the NYSE.

  • @pannik_lucas
    @pannik_lucas 4 роки тому +280

    Strangely intimate ending - Your content does not dissapoint.

  • @antiprotaganist5109
    @antiprotaganist5109 4 роки тому +1381

    Sseth, I can't focus on the review knowing that gpu heat sink is choking on dust.

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 4 роки тому +163

      Holy shit, didn't notice that the first time. His next hotwire might result in a hotfire.

    • @rogerarruda3674
      @rogerarruda3674 4 роки тому +132

      The dust is there to choke the gpu and make it possible to run a win98 game with it

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 роки тому +22

      So what if it likes getting choked?!

    • @notanm6616
      @notanm6616 3 роки тому +6

      @@jackreid2664 Choke me, CPdaddyUwu

  • @shaynehughes6645
    @shaynehughes6645 4 роки тому +1396

    Hey hey, Sseth.
    People here.

    • @hackhenk
      @hackhenk 4 роки тому +21

      4 minutes too late, imagine what I could have done with all those likes.

    • @____-ju6mx
      @____-ju6mx 4 роки тому +53

      Sseth sseth, people
      Hey here.

    • @lykthewarlock
      @lykthewarlock 4 роки тому +14

      @@____-ju6mx People People Hey
      Here Sseth

    • @yoav116
      @yoav116 4 роки тому

      damn, 12 minutes late

    • @AlexOTV
      @AlexOTV 4 роки тому +5

      @@lykthewarlock
      here here, hey
      people Sseth.

  • @caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755
    @caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755 4 роки тому +2781

    How does Sseth live somewhere new everytime he shows us his surroundings

    • @Plusimurfriend
      @Plusimurfriend 4 роки тому +766

      He is CIA that's why he pushes the antisemitic agenda on every video.

    • @kanabis134
      @kanabis134 4 роки тому +325

      @@Plusimurfriend how can a part of prosemitic government try to push antisemitism?

    • @rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039
      @rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039 4 роки тому +282

      @@kanabis134 >what are false flags

    • @kanabis134
      @kanabis134 4 роки тому +191

      @@rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039 oh, I dig it now, thx for inside-explication, mister Shlomo Shekelstein sir!

    • @asgrahim9164
      @asgrahim9164 4 роки тому +342

      Because his people keep getting booted out of every country on the planet.

  • @MortSalazar
    @MortSalazar 3 роки тому +452

    "Winning doesn't feel any different from losing."
    Cool i can escape from real life depression into ingame depression.
    10/10

  • @raskov75
    @raskov75 4 роки тому +357

    "Winning doesn't feel any different than losing." Stop narrating my inner life, Sseth.

  • @hallowen872
    @hallowen872 4 роки тому +1957

    "All four of them are siblings, and as such, they must kill each other"
    *monarchical European politics intensify*

    • @kateneonne6757
      @kateneonne6757 4 роки тому +45

      As a mf w brothers, it is the law of the land that everything must be determined through combat.

    • @LastBastion
      @LastBastion 4 роки тому +23

      Yeah, WW1 was a quarrell between cousins

    • @LastBastion
      @LastBastion 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, WW1 was a quarrell between cousins

    • @MrCantStopTheRobot
      @MrCantStopTheRobot 4 роки тому +17

      The ottomans were worse... Look up "a procession of little coffins."
      Yet another dark underside of an unbridled harem...

    • @battle-brotherthiel1563
      @battle-brotherthiel1563 4 роки тому +1

      Kate Neonne TRIAL BY COMBAT

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 4 роки тому +307

    "And his special ability, like all ederly people when their time has come, is to disappear"

  • @thatvillainjay
    @thatvillainjay 4 роки тому +161

    My life is a series of unimportant events between sseth videos

  • @ThatFeelBr0
    @ThatFeelBr0 4 роки тому +569

    Here is one tidbit Seth forgot to mention. The old man is actually the third child, he is younger than both mega Chad and Flying woman. Kirenna is the youngest and yet, old man got a hell hole as inheritance and she got the richest area were the ports were constructed.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +74

      Old guy was a coomer

    • @AzizidarkReborn
      @AzizidarkReborn 4 роки тому +14

      Kirenna gave Thirsha and mega Chad good fish cooch for her inheritance. Prove me wrong.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 4 роки тому +10

      Zorro9129 true. I coomed before and can confirm it drains your essential humors quite speedily. Leaving you gaunt and Faustian. Would not recommend.

  • @dagda1180
    @dagda1180 4 роки тому +575

    The ending felt a lot sadder than it had any right to be. His mention about memory loss and about us staying safe was both in a tone that almost sounded like he was 'bout to cry.
    Stay healthy, Sseth.

  • @Nofixdahdress
    @Nofixdahdress 4 роки тому +171

    The glimmers of sincerity at the end would be heartwarming from anyone else, but for some reason from Sseth it makes me nervous. Like the calming words of affection you say to your dog right before you put them down.
    Oh god, we're all gonna die.

    • @proudnhello1294
      @proudnhello1294 4 роки тому +23

      @@ismjason He did say in the last video that he was supposed to be moving because of where he lived being an absolute shithole.

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 4 роки тому +12

      @@proudnhello1294 That's London for ya

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 роки тому +7

      @@proudnhello1294 And then Quarantine kicked in

    • @hammerr
      @hammerr 4 роки тому

      He has asymptomatic coronavirus

  • @Snoobroglo30
    @Snoobroglo30 4 роки тому +545

    "Regardless of your answers, this video will continue."
    *Screams*

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 4 роки тому +1492

    Me: "My PC won't turn on unless you push the power button a certain way."
    Seth: "Screwdriver make board go WEEEEEEEE!"

    • @louissteyn6871
      @louissteyn6871 4 роки тому +7

      Mine you need to press the restart button a while after the power button

    • @dgam4211
      @dgam4211 4 роки тому +78

      i have to jerk mine off a bit before it goes

    • @frking100
      @frking100 4 роки тому +8

      Had the same problem usually you can just connect the cables from the restart button to the the power pins so you now turn it on with the restart button.

    • @gigimuschi7466
      @gigimuschi7466 4 роки тому +15

      Back home I start mine by touching wire contacts. It's like hi-jacking a car.

    • @vincentmuyo
      @vincentmuyo 4 роки тому

      I am a bit sad that people can't figure out how to fix some basic electrical wiring...

  • @MrBlahblah3012
    @MrBlahblah3012 4 роки тому +794

    Seth is starting to sound like he's been alone with his thoughts for a bit too long. 8:35.

    • @NightLordfan
      @NightLordfan 4 роки тому +115

      Honestly I am glad he left that in the video. It's honestly nice to see the man not making a joke being sincere in today's climate I think is really important.

    • @MrBlahblah3012
      @MrBlahblah3012 4 роки тому +2

      @@NightLordfan too true!

    • @NightLordfan
      @NightLordfan 4 роки тому +14

      @@MrBlahblah3012 I would love to see a crossover video review with him and Mandlore. Be even better if they streamed some wierd games.

    • @MrBlahblah3012
      @MrBlahblah3012 4 роки тому +1

      @@NightLordfan Where do we sign a petition to have this happen?

    • @Damalycus
      @Damalycus 4 роки тому

      leukemia will do that to you

  • @ConfusionPlus2
    @ConfusionPlus2 4 роки тому +256

    1:46 Finally, the Jerma Sseth crossover I've been waiting for.

  • @Elmore207
    @Elmore207 4 роки тому +266

    8:10 He's right. The Culling of Stratholme is mission 6 in WC3.

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus 4 роки тому +16

      That mission tho...

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 2 роки тому +6

      A hard mission, both in terms of gameplay and in the feels.
      A pity newcomers will have to suffer doing Deforged nowadays.

    • @smeehee
      @smeehee Рік тому +3

      @@michaelandreipalon359 not if they download the installer for a pre-reforged version

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 Рік тому +1

      How'd that work?

  • @BaddyZ
    @BaddyZ 4 роки тому +469

    The idea that this is his actual setup is probably the most believable thing Seth has ever said. That would explain him reviewing all of these older games... it's all his rig can run. God speed, you wonderful crackfiend!

    • @jp5394
      @jp5394 4 роки тому +73

      His rig can run an emulated God Hand at 60fps, so it can't be that shit

    • @m0n4rch911
      @m0n4rch911 4 роки тому +33

      Bruh, his rig is pretty good and it can actually run everything decently.

    • @RedPandaTables
      @RedPandaTables 4 роки тому +16

      A case is oddly optional but does in fact exist for a reason. I seen people making cardboard cases just to avoid spending money for a metal box with holes in it. A massive fire hazard but it works. Building a computer without a case is oddly common.

    • @stevecooper6578
      @stevecooper6578 4 роки тому +6

      Dwarf Fortress needs hella processing power or was he memeing during that his review of the game and I'm retarded

    • @sharoyveduchi
      @sharoyveduchi 4 роки тому +2

      New games are trash and generally not interesting. The only interesting games that's come out recently are Boneworks and Half-Life Alyx. Everything else is a remaster, re-release, or reskin of something that's been done before.

  • @MrRavellon
    @MrRavellon 4 роки тому +561

    "I've tried. I tried to recreate it, to spark it anew in my memory but it is gone. A hollow, dead thing. For years I clung to the memory of it, then to memory of the memory, and then nothing"

    • @teosandev6116
      @teosandev6116 4 роки тому +34

      Yup, he's Irenicus. He streams to find his lair under atkathla.

    • @red_cosplay
      @red_cosplay 4 роки тому +14

      And now I hunger only for revenge. And... I... WILL... HAVE IT!!!

    • @warbossknobnob4178
      @warbossknobnob4178 4 роки тому +14

      That's a god-tier reference, Sir. Have my upvote.

    • @llyrrake2923
      @llyrrake2923 4 роки тому +8

      @@red_cosplay To end...Like THIS?!

    • @red_cosplay
      @red_cosplay 4 роки тому +8

      @@llyrrake2923 *yeeted by demons*

  • @LuckyTashi
    @LuckyTashi 4 роки тому +562

    "It's the reason why our world is so dysfunctional, because we too have been ruled by the same timeless sorcerers for all eternity."
    *cries in Russian*

  • @Aescarion27
    @Aescarion27 4 роки тому +174

    This game was my first RTS, my older cousins gave me it as a gift. I now realise it was not a gift.

  • @sleeplessindefatigable6385
    @sleeplessindefatigable6385 4 роки тому +81

    "I have no case and I must scream" is my favourite PC build aesthetic.

    • @sirsnek6562
      @sirsnek6562 4 роки тому +4

      that was such a good reference

  • @DynaDere
    @DynaDere 4 роки тому +722

    Between this game review and the Lords of Magic review I'm convinced Sseth has a grudge against women associated with water.
    What could have sparked this?
    Did this experience prompt his change of preference to the company of feminine-looking men?
    It is a mystery.

    • @GalileoAV
      @GalileoAV 3 роки тому +155

      Clearly it's a sad story involving a mermaid that broke his fragile young heart.

    • @ComicalConqueror
      @ComicalConqueror 3 роки тому +76

      some bitch in a pond chucked a sword at him and bisected his left big toe.

    • @akiradkcn
      @akiradkcn 3 роки тому +12

      @@ComicalConqueror ... A gold sword or a silver one

    • @kishinasura1504
      @kishinasura1504 3 роки тому +39

      Maybe a waterbender dumped him or something...

    • @supernerdling
      @supernerdling 3 роки тому +51

      He clearly has mixed feelings. I think he fell for a fish woman in his early years and had his heart broken. His attraction burns bright but he suppresses it out of fear of history repeating itself.

  • @TheAmubis
    @TheAmubis 4 роки тому +280

    When I see Sseth's sorrounding, I might actually convinced he's a Congolese.

    • @rodi8266
      @rodi8266 4 роки тому

      its the People's Commonwealth of Denmark

  • @hazembenmoussa6897
    @hazembenmoussa6897 4 роки тому +77

    Love how Sseth's "Take Care if yourselves" felt genuine and heart-warming in this vid❤

  • @Dev_Six
    @Dev_Six 4 роки тому +466

    Sseth is being one of the 20 people that ever knew this game existed.

    • @dekytay4803
      @dekytay4803 4 роки тому +11

      I am the 22th

    • @TheScottygriff
      @TheScottygriff 4 роки тому +23

      Loved this game as a kid, i had a deep connection with this video

    • @weid7070
      @weid7070 4 роки тому +7

      This shit was my jam!

    • @RLHvanDijk
      @RLHvanDijk 4 роки тому +9

      I only wish i knew waaaay earlier about the expac.
      Also 1 of the things i always love to do is when i play Zhon or Taros and make units that can convert other units to your side, and capture builders from other sides a la C&C, and start building thier buildings and units.
      Also use long range units and building to slowly destroy the enemy.

    • @npc1822
      @npc1822 4 роки тому +6

      I picked this up at a thrift store when I was like 8 for like 2 bucks lol great find though for sure

  • @Teadon86
    @Teadon86 4 роки тому +392

    Carpet fliers are like the basic Indian driver: everywhere and furiously trying to fill up any empty space whilst screaming in curry noises.

  • @SlapppsTV
    @SlapppsTV 4 роки тому +205

    The amount of hentai Seths pc has to process that it would even turn on let alone work well enough for him to make video game review shit posts is a testament to mankind.

  • @shaddykack
    @shaddykack 4 роки тому +386

    I WOULD SO vote for Dread Lich Sanders. “Necromancy you can believe in”

    • @TreiberSeptim
      @TreiberSeptim 4 роки тому +97

      He raises the dead AND the living standards of the working class.

    • @sir_no_b1thces68
      @sir_no_b1thces68 4 роки тому +5

      Hell yeah

    • @lc9072
      @lc9072 4 роки тому +31

      Bernie: Broke
      CyberBernie: Woke
      Dread Lich Bernie: Bespoke

    • @TrippyTheShroom
      @TrippyTheShroom 3 роки тому +34

      I am once again asking you to leave ny phylactery alone.

    • @alexroberts3944
      @alexroberts3944 3 роки тому +23

      I am once again asking for your soul gems

  • @einherjarvalk
    @einherjarvalk 4 роки тому +395

    The moment you complained about parrots being very loud, my IRL parrot in the other room started laughing.

    • @munat3413
      @munat3413 4 роки тому +43

      At least the games realistic in that sense

    • @COsArchive
      @COsArchive 4 роки тому +9

      Fucking lol

  • @Tomahawks360
    @Tomahawks360 4 роки тому +65

    This is the most I've seen of Sseth showing human emotions.
    Since 5:56 it's an emotional roller coaster going through anger, frustration, calm, disappointment, nostalgia and finally sadness.

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 4 роки тому +5

      8:34
      ...Ow.

  • @CosmosProvider
    @CosmosProvider 3 роки тому +86

    That last line was unusually deep. I like it when you dramatize nostalgia, and your decaying process

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 4 роки тому +697

    Me: Sees multiple references to MandaloreGaming and everyone saying he’s Sseth
    Trinity: “What’s he doing?”
    Morpheus: “He’s beginning to believe.”

    • @Ur1z13l
      @Ur1z13l 4 роки тому +11

      Wut

    • @kylesprenkel680
      @kylesprenkel680 4 роки тому +28

      The 6th month of getting people believe Sseth is Mandalore. The signal will come soon.....

    • @DominatorLegend
      @DominatorLegend 4 роки тому +52

      Sseth is a Malkavian, he's two people at the same time.

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls 4 роки тому +13

      Wait This isn't MandaloreGaming channel ?

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 4 роки тому

      @@Ur1z13l Matrix

  • @isaacsantos6200
    @isaacsantos6200 4 роки тому +429

    We appreciate the lengths you go through to bring us your degeneracy. Glad to see Astolfo still lives

    • @emmettbrown3463
      @emmettbrown3463 4 роки тому +44

      this is not astolfo
      i mean what
      i have absolutely no idea what this character is
      and i am not gay

    • @johndoe5432
      @johndoe5432 4 роки тому +62

      That's Felix you goddamn non degenerate.

    • @Dorumin
      @Dorumin 4 роки тому +1

      For real though who's astolfo?

    • @AlexLong1000
      @AlexLong1000 4 роки тому +24

      @@Dorumin Astolfo is the trap from Fate. Felix is the trap from Re:Zero

    • @tomcroosfunni792
      @tomcroosfunni792 4 роки тому +13

      @@Dorumin the guy who turned a lot of people gay against their will

  • @scottdecowski4913
    @scottdecowski4913 2 роки тому +35

    Loved this game as a kid, the cutscenes & in game manual had so much backstory/effort put into them. The single player campaign had more diverse missions than you find on the usual RTS of the day

    • @ChampionTTreal
      @ChampionTTreal Рік тому +2

      Chronicles of Darien in the manual was awesome

  • @anonEDM
    @anonEDM 4 роки тому +73

    As someone who loved Total Annihilation and this was the first game I got after getting my own computer I was understandably devestated. I remember playing through the campaign and having the most jaded feeling of doubt about what actually constitutes fun. It was like having the dollar store version of your favorite meal.

    • @Alchemeri
      @Alchemeri 4 роки тому +2

      Play Age Of Mythology

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah nobody would ever play this game for "fun". The campaign missions always felt like being handed an atlatl and being told to fight a Metal Gear, or being told to smush an anthill, but with a very specific boot.
      One mission that was actually fun though; controlling a lone assassin with invisibility powers and OHKO throwing daggers that has to sneak into a town to kill some targets and escape to a certain direction. For an RTS, it did great replicating a regular 3D adventure game level so it stuck out. Also I fucked around nearly blowing my cover destroying some buildings and walls by throwing daggers at them because I found out I could do that.

  • @Hugelybased
    @Hugelybased 4 роки тому +205

    7:37 Clogging up the enemy base with wave after wave of units, also known as the Zapp Brannigan method.

    • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324
      @cloroxusthestainlessone4324 4 роки тому +22

      Throw enough bodies at the enemy and they will eventual run out of ammo - some Russian general

    • @Cygnus0lor
      @Cygnus0lor 4 роки тому +18

      @@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 that's by general Cyka Rush B.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +8

      @@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 as spoken by some german general while conscripting cripples and children...

    • @relicofanotherage
      @relicofanotherage 4 роки тому +8

      The Emperor commands!

    • @California_Doge
      @California_Doge 4 роки тому +23

      Zap Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.

  • @JBaum55
    @JBaum55 Рік тому +17

    For someone usually as mired in irony and humor as Sseth, that sincere statement and change of tone at the end hit like a load of bricks.

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 4 роки тому +127

    "Winning and losing feel the same, and the odds are always stacked against you"
    Real life in a nutshell

  • @peepeepoopoo1356
    @peepeepoopoo1356 4 роки тому +309

    “He can cast the ultimate spell: rock, to which there is no defense”
    How about paper?

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 4 роки тому +14

      Can't Stop The Rock

    • @mrfronzen
      @mrfronzen 4 роки тому +1

      @Obadiah Guyman What about Spock?

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 4 роки тому

      Then we would have made our tools out of paper.

  • @Dashfinite
    @Dashfinite 2 роки тому +16

    The most nostalgic moment was when you clicked on the dragon in the main menu and it puffed smoke. I felt that. This was one of the first games I ever played/owned. I still have my pc silver discount copy. Thanks for this!

  • @GeorgGreat_GameReviews
    @GeorgGreat_GameReviews 4 роки тому +129

    8:45 - gotta be a challenge to film a review both on and off meds at the same time.
    But I'm sure if anyone can do it, it's gotta be the person who turns his computer on with a screwdriver

  • @betternoun6435
    @betternoun6435 4 роки тому +125

    “I remember when my eyes were more innocent, and my brain still undeveloped. Arguably not much has changed.” -Sseth 2020

  • @diegoavello1603
    @diegoavello1603 4 роки тому +14

    That got surprisingly deep at the end, we love ya Sseth don’t let quarantine get you feeling down!

  • @Zurin_Arctus_
    @Zurin_Arctus_ 4 роки тому +131

    Finally, after all these years, I finally find someone who also played this game

    • @MrLancar
      @MrLancar 4 роки тому +5

      Hell, i even found my old original CD for it. Looked through the old disc collection in a drawer next to me, and there it was :) Man, that game sucked. I remember i was completely stoked about playing another game from Cavedog, only to discover that it was so very boring. TA put them on the map and TA:K took em right off it.

    • @thelocustswarm6793
      @thelocustswarm6793 4 роки тому +8

      I, on the other hand, really liked this game, the narrative in the campaign and the Story was really interesting to me at that time, even though it was absurdy hard at times, and required you to undertake certain Action in a very specific way, but i still remember it fondly, as a Part of my childhood

    • @RafaelBrum
      @RafaelBrum 4 роки тому

      ​@@MrLancar Lol, I remember buying it and finding inside the CD files a video showing the devs inside the Cavedog HQ where they show a 1/1 statue of Taros. Can't find the video anywhere. If you can find it and post on UA-cam would be great

    • @MrLancar
      @MrLancar 4 роки тому +1

      @@RafaelBrum Well. since i got nothing better to do I just turned the CD inside out, and only found in-game video stuff, no cavedog devs or statue. I couldn't get into the .cab files tho, so maybe its part of the installed stuff?

    • @Zurin_Arctus_
      @Zurin_Arctus_ 4 роки тому +1

      I really liked this game when I was a kid. I've played it recently but found it unbalanced (trebuchet lol). On the other hands, I really like the perspective and the map editor was easy to use

  • @greatness2421
    @greatness2421 4 роки тому +91

    This was a very meaningful and emotional experience, Mr. SsethTzeentach, especially towards the end. I wish you the best.

  • @angelocosentino9903
    @angelocosentino9903 4 роки тому +119

    First time I've heard the term "Oven Dodging"
    My best friend is a Jew, and I'm an Italian-American.
    Needless to say, I will be putting this phrase in my arsenal next time he and I get into a shit talking match. Thanks Sseth!

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 2 роки тому

      On the greatest can achieve such mutual understanding: ua-cam.com/video/bAJSoehFdz8/v-deo.html

  • @eugenioderevell3826
    @eugenioderevell3826 4 роки тому +76

    This quarantine has been blessed by my favourite african warlord

  • @MaceTheBarrowsLord
    @MaceTheBarrowsLord 4 роки тому +84

    Me: Sees happy merchant man about to review my favourite RTS of all time.
    Merchant: "... the spinoff."
    Me: 110 it is.

  • @JoyeuseCurtana
    @JoyeuseCurtana 4 роки тому +35

    "Winning doesn't feel any different from losing." Ooof, sounds like the chatterlings who 'raised' me.

  • @nyankers
    @nyankers 4 роки тому +322

    "we have Total Annihilation at home" -sseth apparently

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 4 роки тому +8

      It's more like
      Sseth: "I want Total Annihilation."
      Sseth's Father, General Butt Naked: "We have Total Annihilation at home."
      Total Annihilation at home:

  • @Chiefkid20
    @Chiefkid20 4 роки тому +154

    "Oven dodging"
    Well thank Yahveh for that.

    • @unconscious7219
      @unconscious7219 4 роки тому +5

      He did promise to Abram that he will make his offspring prospers. He really is true to his word.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 роки тому +4

      *ahem* SYNAGOGUE of SATAN

  • @Ninjamonkeypirates
    @Ninjamonkeypirates 4 роки тому +16

    Again Sseth manages to find an obscure rts from my childhood that nobody I have ever met has played. It warms my heart.

  • @dr.jacksonbright5723
    @dr.jacksonbright5723 4 роки тому +283

    2:05 is that the guy that beat Dark Souls on stream?

    • @decliche1286
      @decliche1286 4 роки тому +82

      No, it's the guy who died to pinwheel on stream

    • @henriqueww5175
      @henriqueww5175 4 роки тому +22

      you bet it is! I've heard that he can eat shoes too...
      he is truly a man with many gifs

    • @Wislehorn
      @Wislehorn 4 роки тому +25

      WAIT! Is that the guy who flew to Vegas in a balloon???

    • @decliche1286
      @decliche1286 4 роки тому +2

      @@henriqueww5175 btw, is it pronounced gifs or gifs?

    • @user-sh3qu7vr7z
      @user-sh3qu7vr7z 4 роки тому +2

      @@decliche1286 gifs, but some people pronounce it as gifs

  • @ZFighterdude03
    @ZFighterdude03 4 роки тому +34

    2:05 The greatest anime crossover of all time

  • @ammarjamil172
    @ammarjamil172 4 роки тому +88

    "But hey, it's my fleeting memories and one day this video will be the only evidence I have that I ever had the memories to begin with"
    hey sseth, I know its odd but for some reason your tone was different there, is everything alright? I had a very sudden mood change when you mention it. I hope you're doing fine :)

  • @shaunenwright7872
    @shaunenwright7872 4 роки тому +82

    8:46 Sseth is Mandalore, confirmed.

    • @HowToKillAliens
      @HowToKillAliens 4 роки тому +2

      Can you explain the mandalore joke pls?im a brainlet

    • @shaunenwright7872
      @shaunenwright7872 4 роки тому +32

      How to kill aliens they sorta sound similar and make gaming content so the joke is that Sseth is mandalore when mandalore isn’t taking his meds or he’s mr. Hyde to mandalore’s Dr Jekyll

    • @sevv8325
      @sevv8325 4 роки тому +12

      You never see Both of them in the same room

    • @SgtZaqq
      @SgtZaqq 4 роки тому +2

      @@HowToKillAliens mandalore gaming is a popular gaming channel similar to Sseth's

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 4 роки тому

      @@shaunenwright7872 plus they nearly always upload back to back.
      For channels that post once a month that's kinda sus (they talk with each ither to coordinate that shit)

  • @Kuolonen
    @Kuolonen 4 роки тому +266

    God damn Sseth, your unique brand of nihilism and self-deprecation really makes everything seem better. Bless your rotten hear.
    Stay away from any of your haredi friends now, we can't afford to lose you to the Sino-plague in these dark times.

  • @razmeanie4519
    @razmeanie4519 3 роки тому +10

    Oven dodging? Jesus Christ that got me. I'm crying.

  • @alteredbeast7145
    @alteredbeast7145 4 роки тому +121

    UA-cam: notification from Sseth
    Me: Stops my human trafficking activity and tunes out the soft sobbing of children

    • @Ace_Disaster
      @Ace_Disaster 4 роки тому +7

      Could use some tips, Im still new to this, I just can't tune them out yet, any advice for a fellow flesh salesman?

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 4 роки тому +7

      @@Ace_Disaster Only time will numb you to the pleas of the innocent merchandise.

  • @poopcin
    @poopcin 4 роки тому +60

    0:56 I'm very impressed you could find this obscure af Hebrew box cover!

  • @ristokaratisto6068
    @ristokaratisto6068 4 роки тому +21

    Jesus Christ I just found this channel and Im in love with the channel, presenter and content. Keep up the great content my dude you earned my sub and subs of the many people ill recommended this channel too. I havent laught my ass of at youtube content in a long time.

  • @bruvamichal7437
    @bruvamichal7437 4 роки тому +33

    "our carpets will blot out the sun"

    • @czarkusa2018
      @czarkusa2018 4 роки тому +2

      Then we shall ATC in the shade

  • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
    @multidimensionalcenturion9863 4 роки тому +54

    Ahh yes disregard of safety my favorite type of disregard.

    • @joelfilho2625
      @joelfilho2625 4 роки тому +5

      Right after Disregard for Consent

  • @deaansugee
    @deaansugee 3 роки тому +9

    Oven dodging-
    God damn it I'm in a library and holding back laughing tears

  • @ilikefrogs4291
    @ilikefrogs4291 4 роки тому +142

    13 seconds in and I see a trap, I already know this is going to be good.

    • @Advo42069
      @Advo42069 4 роки тому +5

      Yes, I immediately reported the video for repulsive content.

    • @ilikefrogs4291
      @ilikefrogs4291 4 роки тому +24

      @@Advo42069 i think the word you are looking for is perfection

  • @insert5585
    @insert5585 4 роки тому +154

    "Total Annihilation is a highly regarded and generally well loved rts from 1997. But, I never played that."
    You know what you have to do next. Don't leave us blueballed, come on.

    • @terave1337
      @terave1337 4 роки тому +15

      I will literally send him the disc copy and all of the expansion packs that I still own to see him play that masterpiece of a game

    • @santeri9149
      @santeri9149 4 роки тому +8

      I will fucking paypal sseth enough money to buy that shit from gog.com, i need that video

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 4 роки тому +9

      Now for real:
      Hey hey sseth
      People here
      Play total annihilation

    • @Jialblo0od
      @Jialblo0od 4 роки тому +5

      Total Annihilation is vastly superior to Kingdoms, the intro alone speaks volumes : ua-cam.com/video/k6mZZiI4ShQ/v-deo.html

  • @triggerx2000
    @triggerx2000 4 роки тому +21

    This reminds me of a time when I was actually happy.

  • @crypticgaming4485
    @crypticgaming4485 4 роки тому +42

    Seth. Blink twice, if the Mando is holding you hostage.

  • @strategossable1366
    @strategossable1366 4 роки тому +90

    I played this loads as a kid and I can't believe someone actually reviewed the trebuchet artillery barrage simulator finally :D

    • @IconOfSin24148
      @IconOfSin24148 4 роки тому +4

      Reskinned Big Berta/Intimidator, but all the same you can't help but love it. No other game had map crossing artillery.
      I wonder what a medieval Vulcan/Buzzsaw looks like?

    • @C0C0L0QUIN
      @C0C0L0QUIN 4 роки тому +1

      @@IconOfSin24148 cossacks anthology has a ship that can shoot cannon barrages that cloud the skies from any point in the map, if you are interested in old rts games with ridiculous artillery

    • @TheMightyNaryar
      @TheMightyNaryar 4 роки тому

      @@IconOfSin24148 The Allied cruiser in C&C 1.

    • @bynkmnoz6891
      @bynkmnoz6891 4 роки тому

      @@IconOfSin24148 Total Commander had crossmap artillery, but its experimental tier unit

    • @audiowithdrawal
      @audiowithdrawal 4 роки тому

      Same tho, this video gives me bad nostalgia asmr just hearing the sound effects

  • @dxdxdxdxdxd7125
    @dxdxdxdxdxd7125 Рік тому +4

    0:21 - you need to populate 1st and 3rd RAM slots, not 1st and 2nd, they even color coded it for you

  • @lukeyleksty4905
    @lukeyleksty4905 4 роки тому +124

    And thus, our God has descended unto us once again.
    Dwell in his brilliance.

  • @do0myk
    @do0myk 4 роки тому +71

    so sseth finally upgraded his pc? Does this mean he will be able to review something 3 dimensional now?

  • @spyritwalker
    @spyritwalker 4 роки тому +17

    Sweet mother of mercy...I can't believe you reviewed this gem, loved it.
    I still have the CD I borrowed from a dude in school and never gave it back because...well, I simply don't know where he lives nowadays :^)

  • @BillyBob-qu1fs
    @BillyBob-qu1fs 4 роки тому +31

    WHAT IS GOING ON. TA Kingdoms was my favorite game as a kid. SSeth is my favorite reviewer. This is the only video on youtube that says my browser does not support any of the formats available for HTML 5. And each time I reload the page less and less works until it's just blank circles and squares??!?! WHY UA-cam WHY??

  • @BlackNyasher
    @BlackNyasher 4 роки тому +28

    You forgot to mention singleplayer campaign having more than 100 missions each starting with its own video briefing maden in Discovery's TV-show style

  • @CoffeePotato
    @CoffeePotato 3 роки тому +9

    "Explain the mechanics before filling a mass grave..."
    *Still discovering crap constantly 11 years into the Tactics Ogre Remake*

  • @unscenegamers
    @unscenegamers 4 роки тому +5

    5:45 Thanks for making feel like Passover dinner with the family back at home SSeth.

  • @RDKirbyN
    @RDKirbyN 4 роки тому +63

    Holy shit this is bringing my own repressed memories of my dad mercilessly slaughtering me at TA games

    • @RDKirbyN
      @RDKirbyN 4 роки тому +17

      I was only 6 years old dad

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 роки тому +12

      I hope every time he said "You got totally annihilated."

  • @Rickardo9828
    @Rickardo9828 4 роки тому +4

    Sseth it seems like your living conditions is taking a toll on you to say the least, and I want to say that I really appreciate the things you make and you deserve better. I hope you take care, and if that means less or even no videos, I don't care, do what you think is best for yourself and good luck in whatever that is.

  • @bobbyfirmansyah8580
    @bobbyfirmansyah8580 4 роки тому +63

    08:35 Dont worry sseth, as fellow child soldier i will never forget my true melanin warlords

  • @cocoliso1996
    @cocoliso1996 4 роки тому +38

    8:45 split personality confirmed.

  • @skulaaa
    @skulaaa 4 роки тому +8

    Loved this game when I was a child. Thanks for putting it on the spotlight again.

  • @WomenRespecter9000
    @WomenRespecter9000 4 роки тому +41

    I’ve never heard such expressed contempt as when Sseth growled “HUNDREDS of PARROTS” through clenched teeth