Rimworld review | Deep Space Organ Harvesting™
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- On the far reaches of space, no one can hear your kidney getting snatched.
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Hava Nagila performed on the piano by Tal Zilber.
Medical skill: 12
*Install peg leg*
*operation critical failure*
Patient has died from repeated cuts to the torso.
@Gabriel Amaral how hard is it to tape a piece of wood to a leg?!
@Gabriel Amaral no, I did. That's my normal reaction to a surgeon failing this.
@@Vessel767 which part was the "leg" again?
@@everinghall8622 It's up there somewhere.
@@everinghall8622 somewhere near the head I think
for the best experience, try the "eating without a table is now a war crime" mod
can we get a Mod that Adds the Ability to *eat* the Table ?
maybe with a Nice +4 Mood Bonus ?
I want a mod that adds walls made of candy and gives a mood boost whenever someone licks them.
The Boring Developer the wall’s not made of candy. I’m just joking. You licked that rust pretty good though.
@@sirrivet9557 don't believe me, go ahead read the ticket.
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Using heat and fire to kill raiders is unprofitable: Freeze them and then thaw them out so you can harvest 100% of their lucrative organs, plus you get all their somewhat less profitable loot.
And you always have something to eat
It may be wasteful but it's fun to pull off.
Rimword should be played in school during lessons... it teaches such great creative thinking XD
spoken like a true psychopath
But burning them alive is a lot worse than freezing them to death. You have to consider the benefits of that.
Once, my colonist lost a leg. So I was like: "I must help you buddy, I give you a transplant leg."
Clicked the "right" instead of the "left". I was wondering why was he still so slow.
I feel like this happens to everyone atleast once.
After that you awkwardly check every operation.
Yes. Right and Left can be very confusing. (left lung, right lung whoopsies)
this kinda stuf has happened in real life too you know.
@@oscarlove4394
Which is the reason that surgeons today ALWAS have to ask "it's your right shoulder right?" Before surgery.
Assistant: Patient #17, amputation of right leg.
Surgeon with an axe: *WHACK*
Assistant: I said right!
Surgeon: *WHACK*
Assistant: I said leg!
Surgeon: *WHACK*
*randy will supply the milk, but you must endure his pain*
I laughed harder than I should have at this...
Randy ravage. I mean, random.
Rape isn't rape if there's consent
@@greppim911 It isn't rape if we're both screaming.
Randy approves of devouring meat. Straight from its source well it is still alive
“Don’t worry. Help is on the waaay.”
*sends three turkeys*
"The turkish army is on it's way, madam."
@@Kokorocodon he said "turkeys" not "cockroaches"
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan based
The pirates are guarding the naked colonist expecting a rescue team to eventually come for them, however one night they hear it... a gobble, 3 war turkeys come running at them pecking their eyes, and scratching their throats, the pirates never knew what hit them.
"It's amazing how this game turns you into a monster", the way he says this, you can really hear the joy and admiration in the tone of his voice.
I started the recent colony really anti slavery, just finishing off people that i didn’t want to recruit.
Three days in, i have precise calculations of how much food per distance walked does a prisoner consume, how faster does the caravan becomes when the slaves are sold off, exactly how much food do i need for my one man return journey from the nearest slave buying settlement, and how to adjust these values when the prisoner is, for example, a different type of subhuman, consuming even more food for his even more worthless existence, deserving every second of forced labor and whippings he’ll get from the following years in the malaria town i’m selling him to.
I didn’t hurt a single human being so far. My colonists receive best healthcare that money can buy and expedition forces can recover, my actual prisoners live in sterile, clean cells with medical beds, ensuring that they never experience infection and recover at maximum speed, my craftsmen daily work to produce prosthetics of admirable quality, enhancing abilities and removing painful scars and traumas. It’s only those things that have the nerve to call themselves human, thinking that here, on this far away world, their sins are unknown. Fools. They signed their death sentence the second they got unable to clean and haul, or got too exited about chems. I’m sure that they’ll get that idiocy beat out of them real quick, and i can only hope that one day i’ll be the one beating, but for now, all i can do is cramp 8 man into one room with a sterile floor, harvest their kidneys and lungs, then send them hauling cloths and goods for sale across a desert, only to then make them realise they are not just hauling animals, but are themselves goods for sale.
@@ВиталяКекс-ц6е k
It's a game, most anti gun retards should play. After all, there's nothing better than shooting raiders, then make clothes and food out of them.
@@livedandletdie I didn’t think hicks played games with such planning and strategy as Rimworld. Maybe it was the ability to sell people that draws them in.
@@ВиталяКекс-ц6е you just sold me on this game
*the walls are covered in scratches*
LMAO
Read what the captions say right before he says that.
when they enter the metal cave system they wonder why its full of dead rats with no hands
I like to build walls around wild cougars, bears and wolves, then escort my prisoners and leave them alone together...
Makes for a good show.
@1010010111001010 i mean they have metal weapons
My colony before didn’t really have purpose, it was a whimsical tribe that just lived for the breeze in their hair and the warm food on their bellies. They were a peaceful tribe that lived off the land so efficiently that they provided for all the nearby wildlife. The tribe had been working with megasloths for a year now and the sloths were thought of as majestic creatures until a sloth went mad after a bad training session, then the 5 other megasloths on the map decided to join in for the manhunt. The entire colony was chased down and mauled to death. No one was spared, not even the mysterious man in black that joined as a final hope.
Now, my colony now has learned from the folly of their ancestors. Megasloths have now been an enslaved species for the past 2 years and my colony is dedicated to the removal of the total mega sloth population.
Let not one of the horrorbeasts survive.
...NEVER trust a sloth.
You mean you don't automatically kill all wildlife larger than a rat?
@@dylan__dog gotta have them domesticated t-rexes.
the man in black was likely just randall flagg, come to finish you off.
I bought rimworld because of this video.
And now i have a colony full of psychopathic cannibals that are slowly working towards replacing their bodyparts with cybernetic implants before i have them don their power armor and drop from orbit into enemy settlements.
Am i planning to leave the planet?
No.
Hundreds of hours in rimworld now. Did it multiple times, no regrets.
@@Chuck_Huckler Have you looked into the vibrant modding community yet?
Of course, almost immediately.
The masturbation mod is an absolute necessity.
@@Chuck_Huckler
I love how you got catched by it.
I follow this game's progress since 5+ years(!!!) and Tynan is well known to me. This is one of the few games I actively followed since years (modded DayZ, Rimworld, Project Zomboid).
I wish more games had this depth to it without being an absolute graphic nightmare like dwarf fortress.
You can easily spend more than 1k hours in this game on multiple saves, you got alot of sleepless nights ahead of you.
"I'm not trapped on this planet with you. You're trapped on this planet with me!"
Got a cold snap that killed all my plants before winter started and I couldn't grow anymore, survived on hunting and cannibalism, then growing season came, but there was toxic fallout preventing growth, but the it ended, then a volcanic winter started, plants grew slower, then proper winter started again at plants being 50% grown
Praise Randy
let me guess your colony is wiped out right now?
@Zac sesz
i love you.
@Zac sesz had a bunch of pigs when something similar happened so early game. We were literally one day away from eating our last two pigs when the fallout went away...Than we spent days hunting everything live thing on the map to not starve to death.
Sounds like my current colony. I'm lucky to have a shitload of husky dogs helping me out with carring shit and saving some of the dumbest imbiciles called collonists. Next time you start the game, make sure to buy some dogs to accompany you. You will not regret it, friend.
@Zac sesz I have several new ideas now. :)
My brother once lead a colony which a month or two after start was attacked by raiders. Nothing unusual. The show starts when after succesfully repelling this raid we noticed that one of female colonists has big debuffs to her mood. To our suprise we realised that one of the raiders was indeed her mother whom at this point was but a handfull of ashes in the designated mass body burning spot. With time and enough of love from colony members she finally stoped trashing rooms in the compound. Then at the moment while her debuff from witnessing a family member death was still in effect, another raid has formed to loot our colony but this time featuring her father as one of its members. Rimworld is a game for whole family. My brother kinda threw in towel at this point. True story, not kidding.
never knew this could happen I need to get back on this game again lmao
Witam rodaka.
Just throw her in jail so her outbursts are more controllable or install a joy wire until she comes to her senses
That’s awesome :)))
This is why I use nonlethal defense mechanisms and take raiders prisoner. Prisoners and slaves are more useful than dead bodies, and any family members of my colonists can be enslaved if they're useless or recruited if I actually like them.
SS "eth" Tzeentach
Backstory:
Childhood: Organ Farm
Adulthood: Designated
Incapable of:
Caring
Traits:
Psychopath
Greedy
The perfect human specimen
The most pwerful jew Ive ever seen
Bartering: Max level
It wouldn't surprise me if jews had organ farms filled with genetically engineered slaves...
@@Steve-dm3qx From outside or....
And thanks a bunch to everyone that worked hard to translate this mess.
Video's now got Polish and Spanish subtitles.
Sorry I never knew I had to approve them.
My apologies.
Why are the subtitles censored
I dun like it
5:58 "Romanian corpse freezers" what?
How do you know the Polish and Spanish subtitles are true to translation or if it's just a continues textual commercial for Lidiya Natasha's sex den, Dzień dobry square, 5712 Warsaw?
Its the ghotic video That made the polish people come
Subtitles are ok, even if the choise is the Mexican one, but the part of Romanian corpses refrigerator is wrong.
*_“A human in Rimworld can provide you with three healthy organs before they need to rest.”_*
I have never seen death constructed in a sentence like that before.
Four if you count the skin ;)
5 count the flesh too @@theaetherknight5614
@@theaetherknight5614At that point they already rest
One time randy random Gave me 400 pounds of Yorkshire Terrier meat in the middle of a prison break
Seriously, wtf be going on in orbit?
Sir, we don't have enough fuel to finish our manuever, what should we do?
Jettison the cargo.
**Yorkies start raining down**
I had 11 yorkies join the colony, 10 dead yorkies later my hunter decides to go eat so I let the last one live and had the hunter that slaughtered his family become his master
The average Yorkshire terrier weighs 7-15 pounds.
So not only does someone send in an oeder for dog meat, but they have a specific breed they've requested... Or it's a yorkie breeder dealing with their overstock.
one time i got raided and someone went to attack a tribal archer.
he died from being punched once because the archers fist went right through his head and destroyed the brain in one punch.
And that is how one punch man was born.
"KALI-MA!"
ONE PUUUUNCH
@@DragoonBB &
@Wario DS NANI!!!
With a single mod you can:
-capture a visitor from a friendly colony
-hold him prisoner until his faction realizes hes not coming back
-you now have one less friendly faction
-remove the prisoners ears and then starve him to take off a few pounds
-genetically produce cat ears and tail to then *surgery* them onto him
-release him back to his faction via Tropospheric Transportation Pods as a catboy/catgirl Gift, thus restoring faction relations because of the *High Value Character* you have just donated to them
I think you mean "High Value Humanoid Fleshlight".
catboys cannot consent ... but in this game's universe that's probably considered a Bonus
@@iller3 in this game, pawns having consent is a luxury.
This strategy is awful. I'm sickened but curious.
i need to know what this mod is now
>Special needs school
>Shows thirsty discord furries
Yep that seems about right
... rawr... *clutches scalie body pillow*
There is only one path of salvation after anime.... Kemono...
no matter how you look at it. theyr pretending to ''have sex'' with humans dressed up as animals. in some sort of way its still beastality. so yes. its a mental illness. idk how people can get hard from a drawn girl on paper or someone dressed up with cat ears. like wtf
@@ShacolateClown well... Let's just say it is hard. Also look at the weebs: they are considered normal. Don't touch furries and they touch you..
@@ShacolateClown"o matter how you look at it. theyr pretending to ''have sex'' with humans dressed up as animals. in some sort of way its still beastality." It's not beastiality. You're still the same species.
"its a mental illness." It really isn't. It might be considered paraphilia or a fetish, but it can't be considered a mental illness.
"idk how people can get hard from a drawn girl on paper" When you watch porn you don't see actual people but blinking squares, yet people get hard nonetheless. As long as your brain makes the association you can get hard over anything.
"or someone dressed up with cat ears. like wtf" Indeed. Actual cat girls are better than just cosplayers.
Ancap simulator looking good
Ben Garrison lol
But muh NAP!
When a bunch of raiders enter vicinity of your colony violating the NAP so you turn them into sex slaves as a punishment
I said good, not perfect
Such inconsistencies are acceptable
Nah Roads are an ancaps best friend, because even Ancaps need something to fuel their hatred, so that they will be able to stay as ancaps. I mean you just build a road just so that your people will remember why they're ancap after several generations.
This video deserves a remake. There is just so much more to the game with the Ideology DLC, I’m sure you can do a even better video.
@Moonlight Yeah, in my colony I have a vegan slave and it's fucking insufferable. Every time I force him to eat meat (not a fan of sowing), he gets all mental and starts smashing every room.
@@freezingmoon It's amazing how this game can allow sad basement dwellers to act out their own little power fantasies in between school shootings
@@freezingmoon This is why you remove his arms and legs, like any vegan deserves
@@auquitaine9201vegan bad upvote please
Recently, I had my left arm torn off when a manhunting boomrat exploded in my face, after poking it too hard with my sandstone shiv. I was quite hungry aftet that, so I ate the still burning corpse of the boomrat and was enraged by the discovery I hadn't eaten it at the table. I killed my gay lover, stripped him naked and took his alpaca wool pants of good quality. I will bleed out in 3.2 hours because I failed to apply any and all the bandages on my missing hand and face, due to pain making me clumsy as well as lacking some body parts useful utilizing my non existent medical skills. But now knowing that Sseth has uploaded a new video, I can finally relax socially, while occasionally checking out the nice forest fire surrounding our wooden settlement, which I, as a pyromaniac, don't see any reason to limit in growth.
lmao
Just an average day on RimWorld.
Just an average day in the real world.
sound like a normal day to me
Yeah that's Rimworld for you!
Gender: female
Traits: misogynist , gay
Skills: Intellectual 10
Health: Brain - Alzheimer's
...nice
@K4nler
Actually what I found more useful is to establish a colony of two classes.
The right prisoners skill/trait wise get socially manipulated into joining the colony but don't have much rights, good rooms or privilege for good protection/weaponry. They work endless shiftes on rudimentary tasks (like weavering clothes out of human leather or producing drugs to sell) until they freak and get put down by the higher class guards and then get processed too.
Im german btw.
@Kathy Kat - Not just that, but a misogynist woman who is also a lesbian.
virgin for life
@@freshoutofcrabs that's just called a lesbian, no need for redundancy.
The ultimate leftist!
6:31 There’s something genuinely haunting about the way he says “the walls are covered in scratches”
Yeahs finnaly someone is pointing it out
I was watching another video on UA-cam and one of the comments mentioned about visiting the place the video was talking about and feeling the scratch marks on the walls.
That video was about Auschwitz.
@@Soulraven2735 I liked the wall of eyes. Totally happened.
bro this shit got me chills in the spine what the fuck
Rimworld, aka Human Furniture Simulator.
Standard for good furniture in rimworld is very low,
You execute guy with volley of gun shot~~> use it's skin which is riddled with bullet holes to make leather furniture.
Well you know where ikea is expanding next
Excuse me! I have morals! I don't turn people into Furniture!
I turn them into clothes.
@@PhantomJavelin ah the human leather cowboy hat. The most valuable but ridiculously common item on the rimworlds. Because supply and demand isnt a thing.
@@mcgrawnelson4722 (1) miss message from gaben - steam deck exclusive release VAC banned gaben for counting to 3
An excellent way to train doctors is to have them nuggetize captured raiders and replace all their limbs with cheap wooden prosthetics. This doesn't cause any negative thoughts in colonists, and can even make peace with some factions as they see this as healing+releasing captives.
It's also really funny when the nuggetized captives show up again in later raids.
UPDATE: In 1.0 Factions will get upset at you for unnecessarily amputating their captured soldiers so if you want to make peace with them don't do this. This doesn't affect the "pirate" factions as they will always hate you so feel free to mutilate them as much as you like.
Alright, time for some NativeMcNuggets
This is how mcnuggets are made. Do you still want to eat them?
Hands off me pervert.
I'm fucking dying at the thought of some guy waddling around on peg legs holding a rifle with 2 shitty wooden arms coming back for revenge!
+1
Randy random is the storyteller for 2020's
GOD DAMM IT RANDY
No it's definitely Cassandra.
Nah 100% Cassandra classic
Phoebe is trying really hard
Nah it's cassandra, 2020 is terrible but is a basic bitch.
+25 Feeling good
+5 Someone talked about Rimworld
-5 Ate without a table
-10 Pessimistic
Ate without Table
Mental Break:
PsYcHoTiC rAmPaGe
What do you mean I'm the only doctor and there are several incapacitated colonists about to bleed out? I better go have a tantrum and smash things
+10 Just bought Rimworld
+5 Watched Sseth's new video
-14 Urgently hungry
-12 Depressive
-10 Very cramped interior
-5 Rebuffed by Thot
Don't you mean -160 Rebuffed by Thot (x32)
+Carewolf Haha, no, not this time! Just the one :D
Imagine being a raider dumb enough to attack a town filled with known psychopaths who turn people into squealing bean bags.
"I once scalped a man in Quebec. I never felt more alive than I did that day."
Okay?
same
Yep, that was indeed in the video.
Since he's an actual doctor, that's probably true lol.
@@fabianoherzer Who the FUCK is your doctor and what has he convinced you is okay?
"This is a copper right gauntlet.
All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
It is studded with copper.
On the gauntlet is an image of a horse in copper.
The horse is screaming."
@teebles Hot.
Everytime a colonist died they would engrave my favourite character into the sarcophagus making it seem like he killed them
Once the narrator send me a pack of human leather. It comes through the rock roof right into the prison and kill my 3 prisoners, but that was fine.
yeah, those prisoners keeps refusing to join, I know they all just seek for free meal
So you got extra leather with your leather?
More leather for prisoner clothes
so he sent you a pack of human leather which came with a bonus of 3 prisoners worth of human leather
"And than randy drops a cargo pod with milk" that was the moment I went on steam and bought the game
doot doot
Randy is the best of all story tellers. You haven't really played the game until he sends a horde of 50 man-hunting Yorkshire Terriers to end your existence.
did u really ...lies right?
@@Mathew_01I once had 30 manhunting Labradors attacking my colony....
I ended them in my romanian death freezer
You also want Randy to drop his milk on you?
Dementia: Brain 10/10
What
"10/10" is "health" of the brain as in whenever it's physically damaged or not.
Normally you don't see a body part at all unless it's damaged or has a buff (bionic limb) or debuff (infection, disease).
That's the body part HP ... the lower it gets the more severe damage it has taken. Dementia is a psychological trait and not a physical trait, so his brain is technically unscattered.
Actually, dementia is a category of brain diseases and defects - all physiological in nature - with psychological, behavioral and cognitive implications. So, if someone's brain has "dementia", it's not technically unscathed... nor does it make sense for the game to state so. I think it would be much more accurate if someone with dementia were attributed a score of 9 or lower for brain health.
Arrowbolt Then send an email do Tynan complaining, that's just how the game works.
+HenriqueRJchiki I've read an interview where he stated he wouldn't do that anymore after the release of 1.0. And before reading Beary Boy's comment I had not realized that... I guess it's too late
Your review made me install and play Rimworld, and now after a good hundred hours into the game I have to ask. What kind of unholy abomination is your base. Before playing the game I though your base looked good and interesting but now, I must admit that it gives me anxiety. How can you even play and look at that thing. Truly, your colony is made solely of psychopats, otherwise its not the atrocities commited but the base layout that would drive them insane. Other than that, great review, can't stop rewatching all of your videos. If I had money to give, I would donate, but as it stands, I can't even afford a bottle of coke.
i know this was a year ago but i hope you can afford that bottle of coke now
Kassadin theVoidWalker I also hope you can afford that coke
Were you ever able to get that coke? The world must know.
No need to worry people, I can now afford coke, both the drink and the drug. Things are looking up.
@@kapitanJoJo Don't forget a table
3:15 On the left side of the screen: Misogynist, Gay, Female
On the right side of the screen: (No Relationships)
Gee, I wonder why?
I also just realized that the scratch scar on her right arm is probably from her cats. 10/10 simulation.
@Stale Bagelz Way to misunderstand what was being told. Literally the opposite of homophobia.
@Stale Bagelz lol nice comment
@Stale Bagelz A quick search to what "Misogynist" means and you get the joke bro.
@@MichaelS-vy1ku thanks for the gold!!
3:46 when they get captured by pirates and you say "help is on the way" and send 3 turkeys lmfao im dead
Don't underestimate animals.
I once send a squirrel as a joke because it was rampaging and it ended up liberating the prisoners from allied tribe.
3 in-game days later
*base destroyed*
I had an elephant self tame and when hunting his pals, the elephant died protecting his master.
you cant ONLY send animals... you have to send at least one colonist
Thanks to this game and some amazing mods for it (EPOE and Questionable Ethics) I have a colony full of god-like enhanced super humans being tended to by a group of nerve stapled, barely functioning former humans that have had their organs and limbs replaced with makeshift prosthetics. The colonists create art, research new technologies, and generally just enjoy their days. The drones clean, mine, and do all other forms of heavy lifting. If a drone breaks down, it is stripped of parts and processed into nutrient paste for the other drones while its parts are installed into a prisoner that is ready for processing.
Thanks Sseth. This game is fucking great.
Late to the party, but you just described 40k Space Marines.
TFW you become the combine
Download the slavery and children mods , slave children consumes only half of the food... thank me later
and you can slave the colonist children to get a gullag workforce
Enzo Egg fantastic
Anarcho Capitalism-A Beginner's guide
And RimJobWorld just in case some psychopath needs a mood boost...
You are my hero, btw when they die you can have some kamikaze boomrats eat their corpses
This review sold me on the game.
My "alternative meat" eating colony is doing quite well....they're well loved by all non-pirate factions for their "alternative leather" clothing line.
So I had a colony of five people going fairly well, the colony consisted of a brute body guard that could shoot like John Wayne, a dead eye doctor that took zero shit, a nervous game designer that stepped in when he needed to, an alcoholic woman who could build like nobody else in the galaxy and her father... who was just kind of there.
I began expanding my house into a large rock formation and found a cryo pod. Surprised, I began mining around it and found more. Six in total. I didn’t want to open them just yet just in case shit went badly (Not knowing who was in them.)
I build my home around this section of cryo pods until eventually the time come where I chose to open them. As I did, they all popped open and six dudes armed to the teeth jump out and start firing at everyone. People get injured and I decide to set a caravan to escape. Everyone but the alcoholic and her father attempt to leave, the ones that stayed behind fought them off so the rest could escape, her father was shot in the head and instantly killed. The woman went into a rage and took down two of the enemies but eventually collapsed due to pain next to her dead father.
As she lay there next to her dead Dad, the house was burning down around them and the enemies destroyed all of my possessions and progress. She eventually died but the rest of the group settled somewhere else towards the east.
Best fucking game I’ve played in a while.
i know it's been a god damn year since you posted this but i'm curious about the rest of the story
I am too!
@@YOOT_JJ I'll have to load up that old save and carry on... stay tuned! haha
hell yeah brother, if you record the game session i'd be down to watch it 100%
Honestly though picking up and leaving is the best option, you can replace the things relatively easy, but getting mid late game research takes a while
Oy Vey it’s another vid
Matzah ball
Spees Techsupport SO YOU TOOK MY TOASTER!!!!
i could really go for some matzah balls rn...
Døde Brø I was no joke eating Hummus with Matzo about 3 hours ago and while buying it, I saw some frozen Matzah balls, gonna go and buy em thanks guys
Praise the merchants guild!
Randy: “The local band of superpowered pirates just crashed into your now starving group of malnurished ice dwellers, killed four and stole two, spawned a group of cows that quickly froze to death, and then just to top it off spawned a group of insectiods in the only 5 by 5 block of stone on the planer.” Random. God speed you magnificent bastard.
Randy is a dad that actually came back home with milk.
And a whip, belt, a searing hot iron rod and torture tools.
And a pack of cookies
left a dad, came back a daddy
The first time i played Rimworld one of my starting pawns was a drug addict by default, so she constantly was in a bad mood. Then she married of my colonists and saved his life when he was attacked by a mad ram when hunting. Then he broke up with her and she had a major breakdown because of that and started destroying her bedroom. When the breakdown was over, she was in a bad mood because her bedroom was empty and dirty(which was her own fault) and because of that she had another breakdown and began wandering around blindly, while wandering she walked into a cave full of insectoids and got murdered. 10/10
a girl broke up with her boyfriend, then the boyfriend went on a murderous rampage, ate her, turned into a wild man, and hunted his best friend. 10/10 game
I once built a nice colony. It was prosperous, large and strong. And I got a brilliant idea of moving colony into mountainous area. So I sent half of my people to a chosen place, where they would start digging into mountain and prepare a nice underground bunker colony. Things were going smoothly. They were getting supplies from original colony and everything worked. Soon enough the bunker was ready. It was a huge site with EVERYTHING they could ever need and lifetime supply of Granit and Slate. Thing was built to be virtually impenetrable from outside. Any raiders that would try to get in would either have to dig through dozens of meters, only to hit plasteel wall or go through what I lovingly called "Death Corridor." A narrow passage that led to entrance was filled with traps and turrets. All outer walls were made of plasteel and could withstand pretty much anything.
Things were going so well tha I decided to disassamble the previous colony and move everyone to new bunker. Once done, everyone was happy.
But then... I learnt of the terrible evil Randy was preparing for me. The evil... called infestation.
45 hives spawned all over the freaking bunker. My people had to flee outside with no food, tools and only armed with weapons they already had. Now... the Death Corridor serves as the only thing still keeping bugs inside and my people safe.
DAMN YOU RANDYYYY!!!!
"RZA", "Method Man" "Wu Tang Dan", did you make a literal Wu Tang Clan colony?
K-On included
What's a Wu Tang Clan?
A powerful upperworld organization.
@@hoseadavit3422 Please tell me you're joking
@@Statusinator Naturally, how could you make the Wu Tang Clan Without it's Front-man.
Hey hey Sseth!
People here
3:12 Female Colonist.
Traits: Misogynist, Gay
Sometimes the random Character generation produces something beautifull.
Industrious, hard worker = STONKS
Neurotic, depressive equals a new hat
@@everinghall8622 unless they come with tortured artist
@@everinghall8622 well neurotic isn't that bad I mean colonist with very neurotic and industrious have an insane amount global work speed, making them the most productive colonist I have
Day instantly got better after getting the notification
When a crazed rabbit attacked my pet Grizzly Bear and permanently damaged his brain by biting it I knew this game was very good
Next time shit like this happened I save scummed the shit out of it of course
I've seen this video 5 times now and just realized at a certain point you have your whole colony named after Wu-Tang members
Including Wu Tang Dan lol
>The best trait of course is psychopath
So just like Cataclysm ?
yup
@@comradef191old6 This really makes me wonder if there's a website dedicated to sharing crazy stories from CDDA players.
@@comradef191old6 Oh, I already went there, but it's kinda random so I have to search through bugs and questions about mechanics. Thanks anyway
Best CDDA trait has to be packmule because DUDE i need to carry around 3 planks of wood to stuff in my face in order to power my lightning hands.
seth: "wow im doing really well in this new colony"
randy:" HE NEEDS SOM MILK"
(Pods containing milk crashes in the middle of their crops, and 2 days later they die from starvation)
GOD DAMMIT RANDY
Praise Randy
i had a very successful and large boomalope farm. milking them for fuel. i stored all this fuel for later sale. and i had my extremely large herd of boomalopes sleeping outside in large grazing fields near my base, they all slept one peaceful night outside all bundled up close together against my wooden base.
when suddenly.
Lighting strike. Right in the middle of the giant herd.
Panic, Crying out in pain boomalopes, then fire, and explosions. So many explosions. My base was showered in fire and boomalope parts and before i had the slightest chance to do anything about the now gigantic sea of fire that covered one side of my entire base (and the grazing fields) the fire spread inwardly through my wooden walls and reached the store of fuel.
i never quite recovered from that and decided this was the best way to leave that game.
*F*
Now I know why I should play this game now. :P
Why did u want to build anything wooden close to boomalopes?
@@KhoaNguyen-zc8vn hubris.
never really change the back area of my base to something more sturdy.
I feel you, I had something similar happen, except large parts of my base were roofed and indoors, and 8 had a large Chem fuel storage area... I actually recovered from that one too lol, but a late game mechanoid clusters dropped 3 centipedes on me and that was game over
LOL! Seths comment section is a gold mine, hahahhaa!!
Sseth is love Sseth is life
T who is this sseth? I only know of oguto mabikue
I think you mean "Ssef", as he says it.
SSeth I love ya.
Is there any way to watch your full gameplay of Rimworld? I'm begging man; i've been dreaming for years about that sweet combo of Ya and Rimmy.
SirVakari I feel like watching Sseth do unscripted gameplay will be the equivalent of watching Cr1t1kal or Skidonic.
same
That's the kinda thing that exposes UA-camrs as the hackfrauds they are - relying on SCRIPTS! What a bunch of fuckin' dramaclass nerds. Real artists do improv.
Northernlion is one of the best because of that.
zapranoth Northernlion Gassymexican and Mathasgames for that very reason
Bought it after watching this. My turkey lost both his feet, his beak, and his tail to frostbite, and is also an alcoholic. Rimworld is a 10/10 game.
Hey it's not my fault those raiders lost their limbs to my turrets, and liver, both kidneys, a lung, entire jaw, and some eyeballs. We run a completely wholesome settlement here.
When you get someone who is literally incapable of of doing anything except Art.
Also known as your average Tumblr user.
Also Randy is best because you not only get hilarious shit like getting a pack of 30 rats domesticated randomly (yes this happened), but also his events are randomly predictable, AKA, he'll be random but won't raise the difficulty of the events so much that you get the equivalent of Armageddon by getting a Volcanic Winter, Toxic Fallout and Mechanoid crashed ship back to back.
Or that delightful time when I was playing as a primitive Tribe and the game decided it would be nice to start the game off with a Heat Wave, when the primitive coolers weren't implemented yet (you can thank me for that, I was the one who brought it to the attention of the dev).
you employ the term "art" very loosely.
acheron16 once i had 2 sieges and a poison ship crash in a single day, and i wasn't even on the highest difficulty.
man, how i miss having a computer.
@@acheron16 Thank you.
Nah these guys can be useful as money machines, completely different from tumbler users
I remembered the one time when one of my colonists had a really bad back pain where his spine just disappeared from a recent bot skirmish
He was on the hospital bed for one and a half full years, where most the time I was trying to research spine parts, and making all the components. All that time as he keeps falling off of his bed.
After giving him a new spine, what did he do? He tried to burn my base down cuz he's a pyromaniac, and my colony stole his spine, and straight banish him.
Rimworld, baby
Shamefully stolen from Bosniak Rambo:
Imagine being in this situation. Imagine being an ordinary tribesman on this planet. One day, you receive word that a group of outsiders has landed and is desecrating your sacred land with their unholy machines and technology. Naturally, you do what any self-respecting tribe would do - raid them to kill their dogs and rape their women. (Oh, and purge their blasphemous technology from the land.)
When you arrive at their base, you and your fellow tribespeople are forced to attack through a choke point after being channeled through a narrow and winding tunnel. You're expecting an ambush from killholes in the sides or a slaughter with automatic weapons, but that's alright - you don't suffer from fear of death, you know your mission and you will do everything you can to fulfill it, the reaper be damned.
All of a sudden you start to sweat. Just you, or is it getting hot in here? Up ahead you see a glow - the tunnel is a dead end, but that's not what concerns you. What concerns you is the raging fire filling the room. You and your comrades turn back as they start to suspect what is going on, not having expected this level of cruelty from the "refined" outlanders. You flee back through the tunnel, only to find it blocked with rubble. Horrible realisation sets in.
Panic, naturally, follows shortly.
You and your comrades are screaming and clawing at the walls now, vainly hoping to break through, begging for mercy from the outlanders. The air is now so hot you can see your skin beginning to crisp and blacken as you pray to the Gods for rescue, mercy, death, anything. Your fellow warriors begin to fall around you, burnt beyond recognition save for one feature - the agonising pain inscribed on their faces in their final wails of death. At last you fall, your eyes melting in your sockets and your brain boiling in your skull. At last you succumb to death's merciful embrace. Your final thoughts are regret, and wishing you had never become tangled in this state of affairs. If only you'd stayed at home and tended to the muffalo herds. Too late to change that now. A long overdue death reaches you and you are swept away from your body to the next life, assuming one exists. An entire warrior clan killed in an instant, so many lives wasted without so much as meeting the enemy. A tragic loss.
source: ua-cam.com/video/fRYVLSzE6dM/v-deo.html
It is the top comment.
The man himself, you gonna fite me or we cool?
Could always be worse.....We don't talk about what happens to the survivors.
@bosniak Your comment on our video was more entertaining than the video itself.
Seth my boy I highly recommend to you Crusader Kings 2
I just realized you have Humpshrooms in your colony.
RIMJOBWORLD MASTER RACE
HEEEE DOOOOEEEES??? AAHHHHHH I’M 💀
Your house may be on fire and you're dying of an exotic disease, but Randy brought milk so everything is okay.
"can easily consume hours, and days of your life"
uhm, days? weeks? months?
*looks at 2150 hours in rimworld* uh yeah, a few hours
I just looked at mine, and had to zombie up this thread because I'm at 1,234.2 hours. I've never felt so screwed over by three tenths of an hour before.
@@TheOmaJohn Haha, little did 5 year ago me know i've got 12,333.4 Hours now, glad we're all still on the grind :D
That "they realized the walls are lined with scratches" line is amazing
4:07 my 2D waifus have finally made it big and joined the Wu Tang Clan
From the slums of shaolin, Wu-Tang clan strikes again - The Rza, The Gza, Ol' dirty bastard, Inspectah Deck, K-On the che-wait, what?
why is your waifu in plural? wanna get your 'ead bashed in, mate?
Hey maybe he's mormon and can marry as many moe animu grills as he wants, be a little more tolerant
Cake rules everything around me.
Miss you
hi oxide
Holy smokes it's Oxide.
Randy never sent me milk, just several groups of domesticated ducks
I love how raiders will stop to kill your 50 duck's outside your base while 5+snipers are plugging away at them :) best defense in the game
6:48
"And then Randy will drop a cargo pod containing milk."
this physically murdered me
all i learned from rimworld is that i should be harvesting organs more often
You didn’t mention the tactical uses of animals, one of the best parts of the game
you forgot the drug production operation
That's when to win you need to grow and stack 420 weeds?
You cant forget about the drug production.
Its the main source of income in this game.
@@Dickstick this ain't even a joke, it's true
@@neji2401 I always wondered how you are expected to buy the super expensive bionics. Turns out I just needed tons of drugs. I hear organ harvesting works well but that's so much more effort than mass drugs production.
Also, feeding enemies to dogs. Why waste perfectly good human food on dogs when you can give them humans?
Sseth, man, I keep watching your Morrowind and Gothic review over and over. This means, 1. I have developed early onset alzheimers on top of my OCD and 2. I need more videos. Thanks in advance.
You are not the only one. Should create a colony.
I have watched ever review of Seth's at least 4 times. I sit in the corner until his next video.
@@MrBig913 same/
@@MrBig913 It's a pretty sweet corner, ngl.
I remember when Randy dropped 100 smokeleaf joints, good times.
"wanna get high?"
Could you please let users to do subtitles, i really wish to translate this properly to spanish so i can show it to my fellow organ harvest folks.
let your desires be fulfilled
@SsethTzeentach 2 hours of timing pain, hope you like them...
@@j-0520
Why not teach your uneducated friends english?
@@Dickstick Sorry, but Pedro and Juan have only time for tacos and some nice Rimworld, no time for some random foreign language.
Hears dwarf fortress music *NUT*
Played with mods that improved surgery and organ harvesting, and a vampire mod.
Got some prisoners from a raid. Took their arms and legs, eyes and ears, and left them in the dark as not to waste electricity on them. Then I used them as living blood bags.
Vampires got happy from good amount of blood, and I found a way to keep people happy with nutrient paste.
My only wish is that I could have automated the nutrient paste dispenser so it fed the prisoners automatically while they floated in their own piss and shit.
Rimworld. What a magical game.
"The walls a covered in scratches..."
This part got me
what's funnier is that he had to cut recording and put a roof over his corridoor since it didnt have one in the first shot, and therefore wouldn't have worked lmao
goddammit sseth, i was free, i was free from this game and now this video will make spend another 50 hours on that shithole, why why? By the way, what mods did you use ?
CeloHunter I've got 2,000... help
Black6Blue You are already far too gone. The only thing you can do now is build more human couchs.
You can tell Sseth was still new to Rimworld because he banished bad colonists rather than harvest their organs.
You learn pretty quickly in rimworld that things you can’t eat don’t have value.
Lucky human meat taste like lamb.
African cannibals have stated that human meat tastes similar to pork.
We're all little piggies apparently...
Tell that to my fucking army of statues
Nice using the patrons to get to 10 mins
Making a new review of all the Rimworld DLCs might be a good idea, they are great.
I sexually identify as limestone, too.
Well I sexually identify as a jackhammer
well, I sexually identify as Plutonium
Well, I identify sexually as Napalm
~now kiss~ ...emmm "now compose"?
You can test this by seeing if you react strongly with Hydrochloric Acid
I woke up so fast when I heard the notification I didn't realize my kidneys were gone.
"Send a dozen super soldiers dressed in power armor to genocide them all"
*MY WILL IS TO SERVE THE EMPEROR*
So, what you're saying is that this game is basically a premium holocaust simulator?
In space.
the fact you only have 17k subs is criminal.
It's 177k but yeh
It's a crime against hilarity.
I properly began to appreciate this game after a combination of Seth’s marketing skills, PeteComplete’s amazing series and Charborg water boarding an old man to death with beer.
Lost it at Dwarf Fortress(2016) - Xbox One
We need Royalty DLC review.
TLDR: more tech and snobbish aristocracy
if he doesn't come back for a review of the upcoming ideology expansion im going to scream
You're one of the best creators on youtube.
hard agree
best creator by far
Yep.
One of them maybe
one day youtube will introduce the double sub button witch allows you to subscribe to Sseth twice and no one else
Latest DLC adds gas chambers, chemical warfare and children.
It also adds furries, pregnancy, and the ability to genemod colonists to be fatter. Truly two expansions in one.
@@arbitraryconfusionChinese Rimworld moment lmfao
3:38 I need that sauce
Mikami Yua
@@TonyNguyenJD Thank you
7:25 is superb . based review
3:55
The genuine laughter being held back here, I am going to hell for enjoying this as much as I did
No regrets
Best Rimworld colony: Two Beautiful/Psychopath/Cannibals, preferably siblings. You don't even need anyone else.
I don't even know how would it work but I want to see it
Joyde I'm interested... Go on...
Incest. Lots of incest.
This is best for extreme ice/desert and wherever you cant easily get food, with maximum difficulty on
Get those suckers good shooting and cover and every raid will be fucking heaven for you