Recettear Review | Capitalism Ho! | Merchant Edition™
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- Опубліковано 2 лип 2020
- It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker
that we expect our dinner,
but from their regard to their own interest.
-Adam Smith.
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"(Phone rings omniously)"
"Yes?"
"Bogdanoff, she did it."
"She did?"
"She did the combo"
"... send Euria..."
"She is now making money on the food market."
"Dump eet. And make the dungeons harder."
fucking Bodanoffs! fucking up my combo!
lal
"Release the slime"
I love you
"She bogged it"
"Now rais it again"
Woo he said Argentina! Having a crippling debt, financial instability and astronomical murder rates finally paid off!
It is actually pretty bad, prices in our joke of a currency will go up once steam and devs figure out people are abusing the system more than they already did.
@@Stock090 Yeah, we're gonna get fucked. Shit I hate it here.
Do you guys want some mate with your financial nightmare?
Even worse is the fact that outsiders using vpn pay less that argentine People because of the 21% iva and the 8% to digital pruchases.
Viva la patria carajo
“Bat wings, which can be used to make soup!”
Oeuf
Definitely timely.
Sseth can't stop aging like a fine wine.
Did they eat that in the lab where it came from?
Casual racism?
In the comments of my porn app???
"And so the cute, courageous little heroine was crushed by the bitterness of reality."
Nice to see the Japanese are as cheery as they have always been. Wonder if the game creator took out a loan to develop this game.
aren't the creators Chinese?
@@vasilivros4166 Considering the voice acting and music are all Japanese ... probably not.
@@MsAngelique the game is indeed japanese, but japanese VAs in chinese games with anime artstyle is actually quite common
@@vasilivros4166 It's totally through and through Japanese game which was first published at Comiket. It has "AKIHABARA" vibe plastered all over the place; if you would pick up some of the older PS1 Japanese game, you would know it.
Chinese in 2007 were almost non-existant as well, just domestic market + pirating whatever they could grab onto
@@vasilivros4166 you can’t make a capatalist game in China or -999999 social credits
"hey hey people"
and suddenly all troubles melted away, just like that
He soothes my aching soul. One of the few things I seem to look forward to anymore.
glad to see another merchant who understands
the dankest meme, the frenchest fry
9 mInutes 37 seconds of happiness in the eternal hell that is my life. If Sseth is actually tzeench himself trying to sway my soul into chaos by promises of eternal joy, its working.
As an argentinian, I play this game for the fantasy of being able to escape from a hopeless, crippling economic situation without using our nazi great grandparent's documents to get an european citizenship.
Judging by your profile picture, I assume you play Va-11 Hall-a for similar reasons.
ARGENTINA IS WHITE
@Everyday is night Given that the devs for it are from Venezuela and they're suffering a similar economic situation I'm not surprised.
@@Calvin_Coolage don't worry
The devs managed to escape from that hell hole
@@gabbyprincip1575 Glad to hear that.
To prevent Euria from ever being able to come to your store, avoid the town square at morning and noon if you have more than 100,000 pix.
Suffer not the Euria to live.
So this is basically the story of a child trying to survive in land of magic, fantasy and anarcho-capitalism.
It may be hella fucked up, but I'd rather pay my debts than my taxes.
@@jeffmates1619 it’s better to be in debt than to pay the alphabet bois taxes
@@D00000T
At least you can pay your debt off eventually. Not so with taxation.
@@combativeThinker This comment chain is based.
@@jeffmates1619 Yeah. Debts are a product of your fiscal irresponsibility, while taxes are a product of the government's fiscal irresponsibility.
"11 seconds ago"
God personally sent me this video for my own amusement
1 pm i love australia
"11 minutes ago" for my part.
Amen for the Pure Merchant's Guild Experience!
By god you shall be praised, you as the "First" shall see the likes of a god, Yet you are the end, but you are also the beginning. Shall you be blessed by the GOG gods.
when i first saw this it was sent 11 minutes ago
"That's terrible...those workers are completely overpaid."
Bruh
When you
I don't agree to such a terrible offer of only 50 cents! It should be 25 cents!
They should be paying me for the privilege of working in my sweatshop
The workers should also pay for their benefits and watermelon payments.
to be fair, the local competition probably had the same idea before they went bankrupt due to a lack of workers. that, or the government recognizes them as slaves, in which case they shouldn't be paid at all.
One complaint: you didn't fully express the sheer hatred and loathing you will feel towards little girls in this game. They are a fairly common generic customer, and will take even less shit than the housewives. You can't raise the prices at all with them, forcing you to sell at practically cost. And that's before even mentioning the fact that they have no money. Every customer has a hidden amount of money they can spend, and little girls have almost none. That won't stop them from grabbing the most expensive fucking thing in the store and demanding you sell it to them for a dollar. If you don't sell the treasure that's worth 20,000 to a little girl who came in with her god damn allowance, say goodbye to your combo. There's a hidden way to raise the amount of money each customer type can have, but that involves selling a lot of stuff to them. Again, in the case of the little girls, that means selling at a loss.
The worst part is that they then have the nerve to gloat about it afterwards. "I'm so smart! I got such a good deal!" NO YOU DIDN'T YOU LITTLE FUCKING EXTORTIONIST, YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME!
??? If a customer grabs the item themselves they can always afford it at base price.
It's when you offer an item that's outside their price range or if the prices were increased that you start having problems.
@@lolicunny2 Maybe I was exaggerating for effect, but I'm still sure as hell not selling my shit to a vindictive midget at cost. If I remember correctly, they come in asking you to recommend them treasures too, which they absolutely can't afford, even for the cheapest one. I think that's what was the most infuriating.
@@Terithian when they wont accept the ungrateful statue at base price
@@Terithian Base price isn't cost.
Just check how much an item costs when you buy them from the market or the guild and see that it's lower than base price. So you still get profit by selling at 100-105% of base price.
It has to be or Vending Machines would be useless.
Also pretty sure the cheapest treasure can be afforded by anyone. Just keep a stockpile of them until you're absolutely sure they have been leveled up.
@@lolicunny2 I'm aware that base price isn't cost, I was just exaggerating for effect. Probably good advice to keep a bunch of the crappiest treasure for this exact purpose, though.
"Who needs social distancing when our employees are unpaid, unfeeling golems whose only purpose is to serve you watermelon at competitive prices."
SsethTzeentach, 2020
Seriously one of my favorite quotes of all time.
amazon*
Plus the way he said it adds heaps to the experience.
The second game in a row where the child is held accountable to the parents debt. Is everything okay Sseth?
He wouldn't be spending so much commissioning hentai if he wasn't.
I don't remember any child abuse in Brigador, no idea what you're talking about. :P
@@DarkOmegaMK2 he is talking about outward
you had that blood debt ingame
*5 second joke about Argentina being poor*
Argentinians: "It's my time to shine"
Se lo vamos a presumir a todos nuestros países limítrofes
@@briansparda4084 Pero por su pollo :DDD
Se rie en Venezuela
@@G_br__l (Lee el comentario)
(Rie y llora en Venezuela)
As an argentinian , yeah. That's true
“The Only Thing They Fear Is Recession”
Aged like fine wine, isn't it?
@@TheCatVtuber honestly and ty for the stamp of approval
Seth is the best advertiser of all time, I literally can’t stop buying the games he reviews. I AM COMPELLED TO BE SHILLED.
11pm and about to hit the bed.
"Hey hey people" Sseth whispers softly into my ear.
Ok I'll sleep later.
Where are you? In the land down under?
What do you mean? This is the perfect time to watch a seth video!
where you from, homie?
Where you from cause it's 11 am here
Somewhere in south east asia?
"Translated to Mandarin Chinese"
*Shows Mongolian throat singing*
I thought I saw some Hu band in this vid alright...
that social distancing sting tho!
@@schiz0phren1c that's not the Hu, that's just some random bloke playing and singing.
@@BarokaiRein Looks an awful lot like Galbadrakh Tsendbaatar aka "Gala" from the Hu Barokai, (He's on the right in this link, it may not be him I just thought it looked very like him.
www.google.com/search?q=Galbadrakh+Tsendbaatar&client=firefox-b-d&sxsrf=ALeKk03mclrp0BYq1yMSKfmC0HZqEzzehg:1599309620454&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=D_Uyx7zIXzDfyM%252CCpqeQr5AHOc3fM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kS3idiHjYGjIuIq6oPrvzkRNc09FQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwilisDOhNLrAhXpXRUIHS3VBYUQ9QF6BAgLEFo&biw=1152&bih=572#imgrc=D_Uyx7zIXzDfyM
@@schiz0phren1c That's Batzorig Vaanchig, a world famous Mongolian ethnic artist.
@@zZloff Thank you so much zZloff!,
it was such a short glimpse of such a legend!.
time to go listen to him and Auli,
and The Beautiful Steppe,again!
7:04 "bat wing, to make soup"
*aha !!! I see what you did there*
Ah *Corona*
The way he said "I hate the dungeon." makes me believe that's the only bit of seriousness we've ever gotten out of him.
Yep, dungeon in this game fucking sucks. You will spend more time and effort just to come back with egg toasts, apples and shit that you can't use in crafting because it needed in train loads or you need to get 3 other dungeon loot that you seen only once, and this just to craft some neckless that too overpriced and literally everyone stops trying to buy those from you on purpose. Just invest in machine vendors, stack up food and gain XP to expand your store to put even more vendors and unlock stuff with higher buy-sell margin.
Imagine your dad coming home again after 9 years, smiling hugs all around, gives mum a kiss on the cheek then retreats to his room
Then faintly
“Hey hey people....”
We can all dream.
@tOwOxic He could even be YOURSELF.
"Recette here, and I just crashed the stock market for the sake of paying my debt, but now that's changed, I'm a millionaire"
Hey Hey People, Argentinian Here...
Remember, this video isn't a joke, its a cry for help.
I feel for you hermano
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.
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Come to Brazil
@@gustavrsh We´ll be there.
Saquenme de chile por favor
Do you guys really use Runescape gold as a way to store your money, or is that just a meme?
It's gotta be a meme right?
@@YakuiMeido It was indeed, a log time ago.
Now is more crypto and Amazon gift cards.
Its incredible talking whit americans/europeans an see their expression when you tell them things like this: the nightmare of living in a country without currency is inimaginable for them.
9:22 So Sseth was training for his Breeders of Nephilim speedrun for at least 3 years
2:12 is my favorite screencap of all times
TIL: about 60% of Sseth’s viewerbase is from Argentina
He reviews games old enough for us to play them without frying our pc's, and cheap enough to not have to sell our houses to buy
Nobody:
No one in this comment section:
No one in life really:
@hehpillt28:
I was somehow sure about this
And they are all white.
Funny how the old nazi guard would like a nigerian warlord :D
This game's like Vampire the Masquerade: whenever someone mentions it, I start having an unstoppable urge to install it.
It occur the same with me.
Except it happens with every game Sseth review
It just made me buy Trails in the Sky instead.
Yes
Or Deus Ex.
@@R3GARnator dats a noice game
“Unpaid, unfeeling golems”. That’s the first time I’ve ever heard someone describe a vending machine in such a way.
The game is actually called “racketeer”
was that intentional I wonder
@@ultra2187 it's a joke in game LOL
In Mandalore's videos, Sseth gets cameos and fanfare. In Sseth's videos, Mandalore is Hitler. I love it.
@@ArachD206
-Genghis Khan
-Frenghis Khansen
-Fredrhis Knansen
-Frederis Knunsen
-Fredrik Knudsen
It's the same guy talking to himself though.
Idk why he has two review channels.
Being compared to Hitler IS high praise though.
@@DeusExDraconian after all, he's the guy that killed hitler!
Recettear creators : "this is a game about being an honest merchant!"
Literally everyone : "time to make profits from totally ethical business practices"
that's why the name is racketeer lol
Expectations : Cute anime girls, friendship and a relaxing experience
Reality : Demon wearing an anime girl skin, exploitation, expendable employees, crashing markets, unfettered capitalism and debts
@@UnholyDarknessZ Ancap simulator 2010
@@ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746 Ancap Wet Dream 2010
"Yes Daddy Market, gimme more!"
Honest merchant under the optics of the Japanese. That means selling about a billion overpriced DLC like CAPCOM.
If years of Steam sales have taught us anything, is that Japan has a very different definition on some concepts.
*Anarcho-Capitalist Simulator: Loli Edition*
Would you have it any other way?
It's always at least somewhat concerning when people specifically refer to underage anime characters as "loli" and I wonder if they do it with real young girls, too :P
i doubt the anarcho part
@@TheMaztercom Yeah, but I don't doubt the pedophile part. So e people really need therapy or being hanged.
@@Unethical.Dodgson the fuck are you talking about
Sseth hints at it, but one of the most important part of doing well in this game is stringing together combos. Problem: the game's tutorial not only doesn't tell you about them, but actively discourages you from getting them. Tear explicitly tells you to haggle with customers for better prices. But that's a terrible idea. You want them to accept the first price you offer them because that is the only way to build a combo. And without those combos, you'll level up at a snail's pace and get absolutely crushed.
ah yes. It's about time Sseth reviews Capitalism: The Game.
Actually surprised it took this long...
Actually makes me kinda curious to see Sseth do a review on Capitalism/Capitalism II
Played this game to death when i was like, 8. Never understood the debt part but I do know I had to pay Maggotear. God, I had absolute hatred to her. Especially that goddamn housewife
Sseth: "Mandarin chinese"
*shows Mongolian man instead*
someone doesn't know their history
Finnish*
@Neon Knight Based and CCP pilled
he actually learned chinese history.
@@Neon9th thankfully someone got the joke
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, BREEDER OF NEPHELYM WERE FORESHADOW 3 GODDAMN YEARS BEFORE THE VIDEO
3 years to upload a speedrun
Just noticed that aswell, holy shit my goys
I really thought this was just a simple dungeon diving-merchant simulator
But then I got evicted and reality hit me
This game teach you about business more than any seminar-bait business man could
Capitalism: Waifu Edition
Not sure if waifu is the age-apropriate term
FBI Edition is more likely.
oh no
@Sightless_Seeker drawings have age?
In the free market, age is just a price tag.
I don't need a VPN to buy in Argentine peso. That said, i am extremely poor in consequence.
VIVA PERON
hold on there buddy it will ge5 even more fun
*sad Boludo Noises
Couldn't you theoretically make money by selling stuff on G2A?
@@harambe4267 there's a 50% tax and if you dare to sell more than 100 dollars a month (before tax) there's another tax for that, and if that wasn't enough when you retire your money you can only do so in argentine peso
The two main characters are perfectly named.
You need to Recette if you mess up a day.
Tear will "Tear" out Recette's ovaries with her bare hands if she misses a payment.
Rest in RIP Argentinian regional pricing in Steam :(
Argentinian dude here:
That must be the only thing worth buying with Pesos here
0/100 would not recomend
the merchand's guild has abandoned us
Age of Empires 2 está re barato
Gordo vende patria
@@lucasaguirre3113 uy aparecio el pelotudo con la iconica frase "vende patria" por favor decime que lo dijiste jodiendo
@@Nemesis3028 nah, son asi de especiales, por esta gente estamos como estamos
"Remember when Dad left to get some Coke Vanilla and never returned?"
"Y-yeah."
"I think it's time for you to go get some Coke Vanilla."
It's a true story, I never came back.
But bet your bottom dollar I came forward!
"...and bat wings. Which can be used... to make soup."
*O H N O*
Some of your best work yet, Sseth. I had to pause the video several times to let the delirious laughter take its course, much like the dread plague that took its course through my family one cold autumn many years ago
“Bat wings, which can be used to make soup.”
_HMMMMMMMMMMMM_
Mmhmm I'm so hungry
Wait that's illegal...
@@AkinlabiStClair but it's so cheap, I even got paid for it..
@Alex Undiscovery Actually the excuse China gave that it was from the bat wing soup has been largely disproven. It is more likely the virus came from the Wuhan Bio Weapons Facility (where they do research on corona virus strains for weaponizing). At mid 2019, China had a huge containment issue due to people bringing experimental subjects home as pets. It is also why China had the full genome of the virus already sequenced within days of the virus being discovered. This is also probably why China quarantined Wuhan, but then took off lockdown shortly after as they probably quickly realized what got out wasn't one of their complete weaponized strains, but just a mutagenic precursor.
@Alex Undiscovery you must be racist.
me: *Attempts capitalism*
_DON'T UNDERESTIMATE A HOUSE WIFE!_
You should see what Chinese housewives get up to. They own that country's real-estate market.
@R3GARnator Looks like real estate agents are a dying race there huh
@@R3GARnator poor women. They buy houses only for the government to come in and tear them down
As a store owner I can confirm housewives are the worst customers. They just won't let you legally scam them with inflated prices on old merchandise.
the more you haggle. the more you hated for it. and recieving worse quality of products.
dont haggle.
I like the relevant images/content you choose to put in that only lasts for like half a second
and also all the different edits.
Every now and then I remember Sseth makes funny review videos and every now and then he makes good review videos.
This is one of them.
that moment when being an argentinean finally pays off, already browsing my mind for the best meme to post in seths comment section and i realize theres a whole bunch of posts saying everything i thought of. Like the peso, being argentinean devaluates at astronomical rates.
Why is half of Sseth's viewer base Argentinian?
@@chancellor8797 Why isn't half of Sseth's viewer base from every country?
@@Herrikias it's just interesting that a large majority of Sseth's viewers aren't within the Anglosphere
@@chancellor8797 Chalk it up to the Argentinians having a refined taste in content and humor that the rest of the world could learn to emulate. Maybe crashing your local economy is the key to inspiring your local denizens to finally watch Sseth.
@@Herrikias I guess Argentina is just superior, wonder where that came from though
"hey hey people"
its so confortable to hear
It's like ASMR.
The sounds of Shilling... pure bliss.
the subtitles added to sseths video are so interesting. i also miss and need you in these harsh times
4 days after release i’ve watched this 6 times. i am making the sseth cult proud
I'm from Argentine, and i find this very accurate, please someone take me from this cursed land
Ironically, Argentina has the second best patch of fertile farmland on earth after the Mississippi Basin.
@@R3GARnator yes we know. La concha de mi vieja
Yeah but we also have a socioeconomic crisis since the 90's and corrupt or incompetent politics, we have land, but thats about it
It's actually since way back, but i can't really pinpoint a date when it started, we had many conflicts
At least steam games are ridiculous cheap here
6:55 "I fking hate the dungeon" I almost choked from laughter, this was so genuine.
Dammit Seth. Pls post more often. Your vids literally give me life
Thank fuck you posted I've rewatched your videos more than I should admit.
8:38 How can Sseth relive his ancestry if he isn't ousted from the town even once?
Or being blamed by white supremacist for their problem
@@blueknight2983 Being blamed by *everyone* for their own problems. If it were just white supremacists...
@@blueknight2983 - oy vey
@André Luis The reason is that everyone is racis
@André Luis Yeah, that's called being a minority with weird practices. Ever heard of the treatment toward christians during the Roman Republic/ early Empire? In China/Japan? Christian missionaries basically anywhere they went?
Everywhere in western europe the poles, romanian, etc were the boogeyman of the 2008 crisis, doesn't mean it was true, but it's easier to point at someone than to explain to a bunch of gullible voters the concept of a bubble and it's repercussions.
99% of reported wolf attacks in the medieval period were not actually wolves, but they've been almost entirely exterminated so it must have been true, otherwise our ancestors wouldn't have killed them right?
Ah yes, the infamous Merchant Guild has sent their most cunning and guile of members to overwatch Recette, and introduce her into its clutches. Their name? Tear.
Recette and Tear... until it´s sold...
Recette, Rip and Tear
Also, Recette + Tear = Racketeer
To anyone who doesn't know the song 0:54, it's "The Only Thing They Fear is You", the Doom Eternal OST
not even joking, I've been searching for this game for ages.
thanks lord sseth, you do something productive once in a while.
Games sales up to 200% after Sseth posted this video
Recettear developer : *_"Capitalism! Ho!_*
he got subsides. xD
As an Argentinian, I can confirm that the peso is weak as sock's slap. In fact, the real value is half of what the video shows because government meddling tries to fix it's price.
At least we're finally back to competing with the first world countries, now beating Russia for the "cheapest steam currency" award.
This is progress, for sure.
the free market will not fix your economy
@@TheLastSliceOfPie oh my god, you're the guy who uploaded that red faction guerrilla ost! I didn't expect to see you here! Small world.
Bat wings being used to make soup is hilarious.
Please make another video. Coronavirus is smashing my will to live, and I need the regular 8 minutes of joy that you typically bring to the table.
Hey, I'm Argentinean, good to hear that my pesos are worth for something. Heh
they're definetly not "worth" anything
Nice
Im from Argentina too
Who said they are?
Well, kinda
If only the pesos here in Uruguay weren't trash...
The pure hatred in sseth's voice when he talk about dungeon is amazing
It's warranted
@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
Just use Hero Charme. You can skip complete dungeon segments with her teleport. I completely cleared this game, but wouldn't have done so if didn't find this method to avoid the grind.
100 Floors are beatable if you only need 30 seconds for each one.
You can also use her shadow clone skill several times in a row to cheese the bosses.
As a chemist, i really appreciate that Urea joke, im going to YOINK it and use it
7:04 " batwings which can be used to make soup"
Damn Sseth ,only if we listened
7:13 As an amateur mugger I don't know that robbing the elderly could be so easy. Thanks for tip Sseth
Sometimes they'll even double over and ask you to call an ambulance.
He probably said it because he played This War of Mine.
@@Zorro9129 not if you in new york
'Amateur' would suggest you're not getting any money out of it. So, what, do you threaten and/or beat people for fun and leave their wallets alone or...?
If you are lucky you'll be able to get a quick fix from their Insulin or Zoloft
It's like you can really hear him railing adderall in the background of this video
The drip. _The drip._
I just love how your voice works, idk why but you sound so convinient and funny at the same time
Dude I'm so impatient for sseths next video
Still no sseth
Mfw
Sseth confirms that Doom Music makes anything seem hard-core as shit
But he played The Only Thing They Fear is You in the video
My bad...got them confused...fixed
@ but isn't that Doom music?
Only og doom music, new doom music sucks.
@@goolabbolshevish1t651 Idk, I think Mick Gordon's work is brilliant
"More content to come"
>Rise of Nations: Rise of Legends
Oh shit son I can't wait
While you're waiting you should check out Tehsnakerer
ua-cam.com/video/M5fIGlzDGpY/v-deo.html
Yeah, steampunk cloud pirates are the best.
holy fuck i played the shit out of this game when i was little fuck and now i can't believe that actually someone remembers it and sseth wants to review it
Waiting for the age or decadence one
@Denam holy shit yes, the Duane Decker did incredible job
Bro you sold me on your whole channel with this review
7:53 you actually played Supreme Commander. Didn't expect to see that beauty in one of your videos.
At the end of my run I was barely short of my last bill, and only had one action left before it was due, but wouldn't sell enough to make it. I realized I could grab up my entire stock and with my last action sell it all at the flea market. Empty shelves, full wallet, no more debt.
I practically came from entrepreneurial spirit
That's actually a fitting ending, her going back to childhood.
It seems like she wants to be a craftswoman of some sort because there's several scenes where it's established that she's good at making things. She makes the sign for the shop at the beginning of the game and comes up with the shop name "Recettear." It's kind of a bittersweet game about honest, skilled laborers being subjected to crippling debt when you think about it
You floored me when you referenced MandaloreGaming as Hitler's gamer tag
Same, I had to rewind and freeze frame for a double take. I also had to book the next space X rocket so I can recover my sides from orbit.
After what Sseth revealed on his stream about what Mandalore did in an RTS game, that makes perfect sense.
@@thaileinh9877
Explain?
@@joeymobb8438 Kinda long and complicated but here's a sum up: It was an RTS (Supreme Commander, I believe, although I could be wrong on that one) and it's a 5 people free-for-all. Sseth tried to nuke Mandalore's base with a tactical nuke, but Mandalore intercepted it with his defenses. Mandalore then proceed to launch his own nuke, just outside of his base, to trick Sseth into believing that his nuke detonated, but missed.
Soon later, a different person was nuked, and he accused Sseth. Sseth admitted that he did launch a nuke, but not into said person's base. No one believe that, but since he now admitted to have nukes, everyone in the match now blamed Sseth for nuking.
Basically, Mandalore played the blame game and won.
Thái Lê Đình
They should make that into a movie.
Thank you Sseth. You made me buy their bundle
Dude I love your psychopathic way you play games it's hilarious
Me: "Oh nice Sseth talks about a Anime game"
Also me: *remembers the Bowling Ball*
@Ярослав Л Ptsd is a helluva thing
Fucking hell literally facepalmed at that one..I mean what a wonderful reference :D And what a wonderful sound that brings along
How dare you?
@Ярослав Л
*> I only just suppressed that memory*
Thats why I love that video, its a surprise every viewing...
weeblet here, i need context please
SSETH! *Greetings from Argentina!*
Thanks for the recomendation!
A bottle of coke is worth 3 times this game so its an instant buy.
I swear to god, watching this video while pausing and reading every edit and text is a entire different and awesome experience
This is one of the few games you reviewed that i actually played, and laughted even harder for understanding the jokes with proper context xD
8:54 never have I been so proud of my country's failure of an economy.
Remember kids: if your currency devalues faster than people can be bothered to update their prices, there's always a discount.
Still can't afford it tho, because your employers can't be bothered to update your paycheck either.
Maybe it'll be fixed in the next update, once the fernandez season ends
1 minute ago. Yes! A gift from god, direct express.
17mins for me... but still the same feeling...
Sweet manna from heaven. Best hebrew since Moses.
This is just a first comment with extra steps
They say you can tell when a speaker loves/is passionate about the subject he speaks on -- indeed, you can. This is peak Sseth content; my only complaint is the lack of a longer more generalized version Seeth pontificating about the miracle that is Capitalism.
He truly is of the Merchants Guild, and for the Merchants Guild.
The Bat Wing Soup gag has aged like a fine wine, sir! Delicious!
"Your house will be seized as collateral in order to repay the loan"
**Outward PTSD flares up**
hey hey people, argentine man here.
for anyone who doesn't know valve is one of the very few companies out there who takes pity on our cozy little financial shithole that is south america.
unlike let's say apple who often goes to 3rd world countries like india to try and sell their 700US$ garbage tier phones to the middle and lower classes who just can't afford to spend their two to three month family budget on a product that is basically the same as other market options but at double the price, valve goes for a different aproach to struggling countries' markets, often offering every account linked to a south american country insanely dirt cheap prices effectively gaining popularity and ever increasing the hold of the imperialist system on our daily lives.
10/10 great company good market strategies thoroughly recomend them.
and if you unlike us would like to have a try of 90% discount on your Imouto Simulator for your VR setup but were unlucky enough to be born to a backwater never heard of place that is subject to the harshness of the free market such as "the united states", "england" or "germany" or as we call it here Das Vaterland you can always hop on in to your nearest luxury Kreuzfahrtschiff and come to live our little corner of the world, a lot of peopple do it to escape war crimes, you can do it for steam discounts.
alternatively if you don't have sufficient economic standing to procure passage and living standarts or a high enough military standing to make the state procure you a working visa, in these times there's a more updated solution, get a proxy, set it to argentina and start buying.
much love from the United Provinces Of The South and have a good one
IIRC it's the publishers/devs who actually set the localized pricing but Valve does recommend it. I'd know because fuck Square Enix and their prices.
I still love that every mention of argentina is always somewhat related to Criminals starting a new life.
Yes but where's my Half Life 2 Finale?
@Kim Jong-Un El Glande only the games from developers i hate like EA or bethesda, if it's like a an indie dev i tend to buy their shit
Aaand that's how you get price increases in your country for the poor people so people from the 1st world can abuse the system before the publisher catches on, GJ paying full price for Horizon buddy.
I like to think that the Jerma Greenscreen clips are just random stock footage that Sseth happens to find and think “Yeah this fits what I’m doing today”
Everyone: * Speaks about Argentina being poor *
Venezuelans: * Angry noises *
I'm so glad he uses stuff from Jerma's green screen. I feel like more and more I see popular youtube channels secretly reference him
jerma becoming mainstream is a pipe dream that is slowly fulfilling itself by the day
the best description of Jerma I've ever heard is "He's the youtuber that your favorite youtubers watch."
Soon
We will be on the Jermanet
Very well put. I was going to make a similar comment but decided to like yours instead.
When there are hardly any good mainstream comedians Jerma does his part to bring laughter to the world.
“Featuring Dante, from the Devil May Cry series.”
Imagine a spinoff game like this where you pawn off your devil arms to keep the water & power running, taking loans from Lady & Nero and never paying them back.
Sseth ist being 1 month time for next vídeo ist the only reason im alive
That Thailand map at 0:08... Masterpiece
Sseth minigame: Trying to pause and look at every single image in his intros
Smoothbrain mode: you aren't allowed to use the period and comma keys to advance the video one frame at a time
Can't believe I'm typing this but I saw helltaker Sseth, so there's that
@@KingHalbatorix Bashing the spacebar like a goddamn neanderthal
@@AfferbeckBeats i feel attacked
@@spicykingreaper9057 and it was also best girl
''Please don't rob the elderly.''
Too late i already evicted my grandpa yesterday. He should have invested his money instead of hiding it from me.
Shouldn't have wasted his life holding down the shift key, smh.
You sound like Karl Marx
My man.
you are easily the best game reviewer in existence
"Argentinian pesos." I died. 🤣🤣🤣