COOKING WITH JACK: THE FINALE

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  • @augusttheduck
    @augusttheduck  2 роки тому +8615

    farewell jack

  • @moonlightequilibrium
    @moonlightequilibrium 2 роки тому +12416

    pulling a random body part out of a bowl of buttermilk and going "what is this" will forever be an iconic youtube moment

    • @tombarker5640
      @tombarker5640 2 роки тому +574

      “Ah, yes, it’s the neck”

    • @tromp5956
      @tromp5956 2 роки тому +484

      tbf when i started cooking, i absolutely was somewhat baffled when i started using whole birds as opposed to butchered cuts. there's a lot of mysterious bits.

    • @alantrejo8149
      @alantrejo8149 2 роки тому +124

      Tha shi had me dying lol

    • @BlondeButter
      @BlondeButter 2 роки тому +47

      Time stamp? 😂

    • @alantrejo8149
      @alantrejo8149 2 роки тому +114

      @@BlondeButter at 7:04

  • @garwood7258
    @garwood7258 2 роки тому +6616

    He's like a child cooking something for their parents as a gift.

    • @holylettuce4730
      @holylettuce4730 2 роки тому +413

      And UA-cam is the metaphorical refrigerator they hung it up on.

    • @lizd2943
      @lizd2943 2 роки тому

      A child who wants to kill his parents, apparently.

    • @ClariceStarling4408
      @ClariceStarling4408 2 роки тому +119

      Damn,both of these are 100% true,that’s the best way I’ve heard to describe Jack’s cooking

    • @clo4474
      @clo4474 2 роки тому +20

      Lmao ur right

    • @jurassichardwareleedsichth892
      @jurassichardwareleedsichth892 2 роки тому +26

      that's the best description for this man!😄😆

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse Рік тому +1818

    The only thing more impressive than Jack's immunity to salmonella is his immunity to criticism and self-awareness.

    • @modestoca25
      @modestoca25 10 місяців тому +5

      Lol

    • @Max-xl4nm
      @Max-xl4nm 10 місяців тому +20

      I swear i am getting a stroke just watching this

    • @jessalove3344
      @jessalove3344 10 місяців тому +1

      😂​@@modestoca25

    • @jessalove3344
      @jessalove3344 10 місяців тому +2

    • @DVG7093
      @DVG7093 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Max-xl4nmthis aged like milk

  • @ophionnox1582
    @ophionnox1582 6 місяців тому +421

    The way he crumbled that empty taco shell was like something from an infomercial. Like when they make something look more difficult or frustrating than it is just to sell you some stupid product that no one needs.

    • @screw_a_username7491
      @screw_a_username7491 3 місяці тому +11

      Literally the perfect comparison

    • @dclikemtndew
      @dclikemtndew 2 місяці тому +13

      I've never had a hard shell taco that didn't disintegrate the second i took a bite, Jack is actually correct about that

    • @Luc_B63
      @Luc_B63 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@dclikemtndewyeah but his broke into a thousand fragments lmao, usually its not thaaat bad😂
      Softshell gang for life

    • @svartrbrisingr6141
      @svartrbrisingr6141 Місяць тому +2

      ​@dclikemtndew jack also did an empty shell. Even then they don't crumble like that.

    • @jaynekendall3049
      @jaynekendall3049 Місяць тому +1

      💯 %

  • @OS_Nines
    @OS_Nines Рік тому +2241

    I'm convinced he's had an ongoing case of salmonella for like 20 years and it never goes away cause every time he desecrates a chicken he's sending the salmonella reinforcements.

    • @Shonicheck
      @Shonicheck Рік тому +158

      He has become one with it

    • @mikehunt3688
      @mikehunt3688 Рік тому

      the ancestor to salmonella is probably hiding somewhere dormant inside him by now

    • @nurihan4764
      @nurihan4764 Рік тому

      At this point mans blood is a vaccine

    • @TheCrypticJester
      @TheCrypticJester Рік тому +15

      @@Shonicheck singing fish with a chef hat

    • @jezzaboi2168
      @jezzaboi2168 Рік тому +1

      The salmonella hijacked his brain and makes him produce more salmonella

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 2 роки тому +4544

    Jack doesn't make food, he makes hate crimes with cheese.

    • @gamingwithflight6179
      @gamingwithflight6179 2 роки тому +61

      Truer words have never been spoken or typed I guess lol

    • @plenty_stacks
      @plenty_stacks 2 роки тому +49

      & mayo

    • @totogashloog2162
      @totogashloog2162 2 роки тому +29

      @@gamingwithflight6179 it's a quote from Charlie (Penguinz0)

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 2 роки тому +30

      This man is like if Stalin, Hitler, David Duke, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, Vlad The Impaler, Countess Bathory, and the manifestation of Kony, all came together to form the Anti-Justice League of culinary arts.

    • @sweetnightingale85
      @sweetnightingale85 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂🤣

  • @lulococo9700
    @lulococo9700 2 роки тому +1925

    I love how he cares about food safety with the pre-cooked ingredients, but will enthusiastically dig into raw chicken with gusto and no hesitation.

    • @themeatspot5020
      @themeatspot5020 2 роки тому +5

      Hahaha

    • @brandonmcgrew4367
      @brandonmcgrew4367 6 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII 3 місяці тому +16

      And cook plastic bags with food in them 😅

    • @TheTacticalHaggis
      @TheTacticalHaggis 2 місяці тому

      It's called trolling.
      Are you new to the internet, ma'am?

    • @nightmarepotato5000
      @nightmarepotato5000 2 місяці тому +25

      ​@@TheTacticalHaggisTrolling by eating raw meats for 15 years ? Puts Nicocado Avocado's plan to shame

  • @roguehy
    @roguehy 7 місяців тому +180

    frying the rice/vermicelli is literally a step on the directions of the box. it’s not necessary but it adds depth of flavor and a fluffier texture.

    • @Nick-io2iv
      @Nick-io2iv 6 місяців тому +15

      I was going to say I brown my rice before seasoning and water. Glad I'm not crazy.

  • @thundertwonk1090
    @thundertwonk1090 Рік тому +1703

    He rolls up his sleeves but keeps his ring and watch on. 10/10 execution.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 Рік тому +88

      He wants to make sure people see he's loaded. With what idk, but he owns stuff lol

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee Рік тому +159

      ​@@bluebeka2458loaded with salmonella

    • @RayEquus
      @RayEquus Рік тому +29

      Unpopular opinion, but this is the most understandable thing about the videos
      He doesn't care about salmonella, let's just use that as our base of knowledge
      I'm guessing his thought process is "wet sleeves suck and feel yucky" and yknow what I agree with that sentiment. Food on sleeves feels mega gross 🤷‍♂️

    • @Xxxfallen_angelxxX
      @Xxxfallen_angelxxX Рік тому +10

      ​@RayEquus but food on ring is ok??😂

    • @VibingMeike
      @VibingMeike Рік тому +6

      @@Xxxfallen_angelxxX I suppose you can wash that off easier, although I agree it's still gross

  • @Brunnen_Gee
    @Brunnen_Gee Рік тому +1987

    Aunt Merna lived through the 40's and 50's when they put everything in gelatin. There's a reason those recipes were forgotten.

    • @Field_Marshal_Emu
      @Field_Marshal_Emu Рік тому +85

      Pork in aspic is not a favourite childhood memory.

    • @Lbrookhammer
      @Lbrookhammer Рік тому +93

      Pigs head in aspic would be the centerpiece of any hearty feast for Henry the 8th, and continued for generations. Most cultures have an eat what you have ethos and the brits are particularly good at bulking out a meager meal go further, stuffing, yorkshire pudding. Now Johnny you eat your pork in aspic before it gets cold. Mum can I be excused if I eat the beans? OK darling, more pigs head in cold meaty jello for the rest of us.

    • @sw11500
      @sw11500 Рік тому +67

      ​​@@Lbrookhammeras a Brit, I can confirm....
      You will never catch any of us eating something like that, anyone who does is dead to our country. Wtf

    • @Field_Marshal_Emu
      @Field_Marshal_Emu Рік тому +31

      @@sw11500 wants to eat more beans. Brit confirmed.

    • @sw11500
      @sw11500 Рік тому +32

      @@Field_Marshal_Emu NOOOO MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN

  • @roambunny7330
    @roambunny7330 2 роки тому +4662

    this man single-handedly offended every culture with his cuisine, get him an award

    • @pristinegirll
      @pristinegirll 2 роки тому +50

      LMAO

    • @duckysilver3937
      @duckysilver3937 2 роки тому +16

      yep

    • @mgold700
      @mgold700 2 роки тому +116

      The Italians probably never will forgive him. That polenta looked liked damn applesauce. It should look more akin to really finely mashed potato’s but more yellow

    • @duckysilver3937
      @duckysilver3937 2 роки тому +39

      @@mgold700i come on the behalf of the italians, we aclare war

    • @bingboompow8861
      @bingboompow8861 2 роки тому +37

      @@duckysilver3937 trust me , this was heartbreaking to watch as an Italian. I had to cover my eyes numerous times during the 2 hour run time

  • @kagomekirari25
    @kagomekirari25 8 місяців тому +359

    "...in your normal oven at 350, it'd be between 50 [minutes] and an hour [to cook the chicken]..."
    Sir, when I cook a whole chicken in my very normal oven at 350 degrees Fahrenheit, that shit goes for NO LESS THAN 90 MINUTES, and if it's still not hit 165-170° it's staying the fuck in there until it does

    • @dosidicusgigas1376
      @dosidicusgigas1376 7 місяців тому +39

      Thats fair, I think you can get one done in 60 at true 375°, Jacks problem is he sticks the chicken in the cold oven and includes the preheating in the cook time.

    • @laurelrhodes744
      @laurelrhodes744 7 місяців тому +34

      Jack seems to think the “medium rare chicken” meme was revolutionary.

    • @dosidicusgigas1376
      @dosidicusgigas1376 6 місяців тому +8

      @@laurelrhodes744 i like my chicken *blue*

    • @FlyingTacticianMorgan
      @FlyingTacticianMorgan 5 місяців тому +4

      In my experience, I have done chicken thighs at 350 for one hour, but I have my oven sit for an entire 30 minutes before I even put the chicken in there, so it does come out at a net total of 90, but i have gotten it to 165 with 60 minutes in the oven

    • @MyBoomStick1
      @MyBoomStick1 Місяць тому

      @@dosidicusgigas1376 Cordon Bleu, a man of culture I see

  • @badgerbane
    @badgerbane 2 роки тому +1420

    Doctors have since tested Jack's salmonella stream and found traces of blood in it.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 2 роки тому +105

      He will probably get a cancer screening in a few years and the results will be like "Congratulations! You at least don't have it on your skin!"

    • @Stracera
      @Stracera 2 роки тому +12

      That’s pretty clever dude. Ha!

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 2 роки тому +9

      Okay you've really got me busting a gut on that one, bravo!

    • @scyth3randpizza141
      @scyth3randpizza141 2 роки тому +12

      Add some cheese

    • @LoveTheDailyMemes
      @LoveTheDailyMemes 2 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment💀

  • @MegaWhalter
    @MegaWhalter 2 роки тому +697

    Featured recipes in order of appearance:
    1:36 - Buttermilk marinated chicken
    9:58 - Buttermilk powder marinated chicken
    12:12 - Lazy man's taco
    16:44 - Healthier fruit punch (mention)
    16:56 - Virgin Bloody Mary (mention)
    17:06 - Iced coffee
    18:31 - Cucumber water
    20:30 - Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad
    28:12 - Lazy man's pizza
    33:51 - Lazy man's garlic bread
    37:38 - Lazy man's lasagna
    42:38 - Lazy man's enchiladas
    46:34 - Lazy man's omelette
    54:52 - Garbage stew
    1:02:52 - Mayonnaise cake
    1:11:27 - Italian herb chicken with polenta
    1:19:15 - Lazy man's pot roast
    1:27:20 - Lazy man's pasta dinner
    1:34:58 - Lazy man's pork chops
    1:43:19 - 1$ ribeye steak
    1:50:56 - Lazy man's chicken and waffles
    1:58:47 - Things that scare Jack - cooking fish
    It's sad that this series has come to an end, given how many people it brought to this channel and how much all of us loved it. But I gotta tell you August, you make some great content for sure, and I hope you keep on growing and find something as amusing as Cooking with Jack series to work on. Best wishes!

    • @quoteonquoteclub9711
      @quoteonquoteclub9711 2 роки тому +26

      I'm voting "Garbage Stew" as the most unappetizing one of the bunch

    • @MegaWhalter
      @MegaWhalter 2 роки тому +38

      @@quoteonquoteclub9711 Garbage stew is at least conceptually acceptable as a way to use leftovers (even tho, yeah, Jack managed to screw it up royally). How can one EVER conceptually accept Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad? 🤢🤮

    • @OlRickety
      @OlRickety 2 роки тому +8

      @@MegaWhalter *Super Stomach*

    • @catfishaggie
      @catfishaggie 2 роки тому +15

      @@quoteonquoteclub9711
      My vote is on all the raw chicken

    • @epresley8324
      @epresley8324 2 роки тому +5

      THANK YOU!!!

  • @pasta3328
    @pasta3328 2 роки тому +828

    the face he makes everytime he says “mmm” while visibly resisting the urge to vomit out his own food

  • @misopeachy
    @misopeachy 6 місяців тому +57

    I like his little aesthetic spice containers with the fun lil button, he was ahead of the curb with those aesthetic kitchenware videos

  • @jeanthemachine007
    @jeanthemachine007 2 роки тому +1645

    This series had a roller coaster of emotions. It's been one hell of a road, thank you and farewell, Jack

    • @carlivasquez6840
      @carlivasquez6840 2 роки тому +8

      Omg the bots are here

    • @RUEYOUKNOW
      @RUEYOUKNOW 2 роки тому +1

      WHA-

    • @Tinyfurball
      @Tinyfurball 2 роки тому +2

      He died?

    • @_dallas_
      @_dallas_ 2 роки тому +5

      @@Tinyfurball yes 100%

    • @emeraldskeleton2540
      @emeraldskeleton2540 2 роки тому +14

      @@Tinyfurball No, I think AugustTheDuck is done covering him. Jack just posted a video 2 days ago and he seems fine.

  • @TheCrypticJester
    @TheCrypticJester Рік тому +1713

    I'm convinced this man's "oven" is a lit candle

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty Рік тому +108

      I feel like his oven is just a repurposed tanning bed tbh

    • @TheCrypticJester
      @TheCrypticJester Рік тому +119

      @@neoqwerty a half lit cigarette as the pilot flame

    • @jamiejam9976
      @jamiejam9976 Рік тому +42

      Yeah and every so often he forgets to toss a match in and light the singular birthday candle

    • @bingchiller21
      @bingchiller21 Рік тому +31

      no its just a slighty used pc

    • @Doritonati
      @Doritonati Рік тому +8

      Nah a lighter

  • @ManiaMechanica
    @ManiaMechanica Рік тому +472

    As a cook and confectionery maker, yes you do add vanilla to chocolate, and it is common to fry raw rice a bit before adding water, it makes them more seperated..
    And also it's not wrong to add only salt and pepper to your pasta (not boil the sous though..)
    Beside that everything he does is an atrocity.

    • @SheenaIngle
      @SheenaIngle 9 місяців тому +48

      Adding on to this to say using mayo to improve cake texture is also a super common practice. But yes, everything else is horrifying.

    • @jadenharris6560
      @jadenharris6560 9 місяців тому

      ​@SheenaIngle nice job girl friend😮😮🎉

    • @BriansRainbowOverIreland
      @BriansRainbowOverIreland 8 місяців тому +6

      Yeah lol “just because a lot of butter makes everything taste better, doesn’t mean we should use it” have you ever met a chef before ?

    • @babyboo906
      @babyboo906 8 місяців тому +2

      I agree to make spanish rice u fry the rice till golden brown then u add water for the rest I'm lost lol.😂❤

    • @donnanhuggler8451
      @donnanhuggler8451 4 місяці тому +1

      That was a very astute observation & articulation

  • @katamine11
    @katamine11 7 місяців тому +69

    “If I’m in Germany, I’m everywhere!”
    True, pure, unadulterated genius. This is iron-clad logic right here from the international legend himself.

    • @jonas_the_lost
      @jonas_the_lost Місяць тому +2

      Also, he's really not as well known here as he thinks. I never heard of him before this video

  • @xpullupndswerve
    @xpullupndswerve Рік тому +990

    It took me 1.5 hours into this video to realize Jack does in fact have a washer/dryer combo in the middle of his kitchen

    • @Horsley-Green
      @Horsley-Green Рік тому +63

      For Brits it’s actually pretty normal. I guess it’s not around the rest of the world?

    • @xpullupndswerve
      @xpullupndswerve Рік тому +138

      @@Horsley-Green definitely not a thing whatsoever in the states unless youre someone like Jack

    • @papastummyfuzz9281
      @papastummyfuzz9281 Рік тому +28

      Very British of him

    • @XBluDiamondX
      @XBluDiamondX Рік тому +49

      @@Horsley-Green Usually, we'll have a utility room or a garage (we actually have garages with space) that the washer/dryer goes into. Sometimes, you might see something like a utility closet of sorts that fits a washer/dryer in as well.

    • @tinyiko2311
      @tinyiko2311 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Horsley-Greennormal for us too

  • @ailospjellok7475
    @ailospjellok7475 Рік тому +649

    i love when jack goes "that ones not bad, i could eat that" as if he couldnt chow down on a bubonic plague infested rat and survive

  • @ArtificerTheScug
    @ArtificerTheScug 2 роки тому +701

    jack has single-handedly disrespected my entire bloodline by making those "enchiladas"

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 2 роки тому +65

      He also insulted all Italians going back to Romulus and Remus.

    • @36AjT9
      @36AjT9 2 роки тому +17

      ..... single handedly- I see what you did there 🤔

    • @dirtywash4890
      @dirtywash4890 2 роки тому

      Delicioso

    • @zaphodbeeblebrox9109
      @zaphodbeeblebrox9109 2 роки тому

      Are you canine?

    • @nartdarym4237
      @nartdarym4237 2 роки тому +7

      What happened with his other hand?

  • @Mojodude1992
    @Mojodude1992 6 місяців тому +38

    "No way you're actually just enjoying a pepperoni pizza, right?"
    I am insulted, I absolutely enjoy a pepperoni pizza, when there is nothing better available.

  • @Anubis.6256
    @Anubis.6256 Рік тому +2118

    His obsession with the dish being "moist and juicy" while being completely RAW is actually making me angry.

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI Рік тому +187

      Every time he cuts the leg off that buttermilk chicken and bites into it I question everything. My only guess is that he has SEVERE vision problems exacerbated by his stroke, in which case his family needs to keep a closer watch on him. Maybe mild dementia? I can't rationalize a grown man eating raw chicken like this any other way.

    • @anthonygraetz4746
      @anthonygraetz4746 Рік тому +50

      Yeah whenever dude talks I become infuriated and wish I could stop him from cooking.

    • @MariaLopez-tx3mj
      @MariaLopez-tx3mj Рік тому +5

      😅😅🤣🤣 I know right!!!!

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 Рік тому +57

      ​@Melancolia One I think there should be a medical investigation on Jack, I wouldn't be surprised if his literal decades of raw meat eating had something to do with his stroke.

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI Рік тому +39

      @@DisDatK9 You mean strokeS. He will never learn.

  • @AncestorZzZ
    @AncestorZzZ Рік тому +857

    "This is likely the last Cooking with Jack video.."
    Me from the future: Ah, aged like fine Buckfast

  • @giraffefreaky7080
    @giraffefreaky7080 Рік тому +739

    "cooking with Jack finale"
    *9 months later*
    *Posts 3 cooking with Jack videos in 10 days*

    • @xadoc1230
      @xadoc1230 Рік тому +26

      He did say likely not 100% and that likely turned into posting three cooking with Jack videos in 10 days

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +44

      When the content is this bad, how could he possibly pass up the chance to do more videos? Jack is the gift that keeps on giving. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TiktokIsTheNewWelfare
      @TiktokIsTheNewWelfare Рік тому

      @@xadoc1230 exactly

    • @AirBulletin
      @AirBulletin Рік тому +1

      i am not complaining. love these vids

    • @Roshi53l
      @Roshi53l Рік тому +2

      Evil never dies, my friend . . . Evil never dies. . .

  • @MissMiaAfroGoddess
    @MissMiaAfroGoddess 9 місяців тому +24

    Flabbergasting. Sincerely waiting for the Cooking with Jack/Chubbyemu crossover video

    • @rylanasher4756
      @rylanasher4756 8 місяців тому

      Lol good one 😂

    • @curtisyue182
      @curtisyue182 4 місяці тому +1

      A man undercooked chicken his
      entire life. This is what happened to his eyeballs.

  • @decay79
    @decay79 Рік тому +348

    Ill give this to Jack.. I am impressed he survived his own cooking for 15 years..

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Рік тому +27

      He must be the cockroach of humans

    • @TheCrypticJester
      @TheCrypticJester Рік тому +10

      @levichicwown9760 I give him credit for trying to make sushi from farm animals...and apparently succeeding

  • @gremory4874
    @gremory4874 Рік тому +378

    Imagine jack being your dad and everyday you have to come home from school to eat his dinner.

    • @Born...
      @Born... Рік тому +101

      Wild fact: Jack spoke on a podcast video, (That was later removed due to public backlash) where he was so excited to talk about how he beat and choked his son to the point of losing consciousness, because he talked to back his mother....

    • @Muz710
      @Muz710 Рік тому +15

      @@Born...really?? Doesn’t seem the type but I he’s full of weird surprises lol

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee Рік тому +28

      ​@@Muz710the clip is still floating around on youtube if you want to see for yourself

    • @frjcde9392
      @frjcde9392 Рік тому

      @@Born...Why do you dorks act like thats a big deal? Maybe if more dads put the beaters on their children you wouldn’t have so many degenerates out here. A lot of these kids nowadays have no respect or morals, a smack in the mouth never hurt nothing but ego.

    • @kylemigueis
      @kylemigueis Рік тому +5

      Hahaha I feel for his son. Lets call CPS.

  • @Maraxus
    @Maraxus Рік тому +233

    The thing I always find equally infuriating and hilarious about Jack is that this isn’t a cooking show! He always acts like this is a series of instructions, but he’s never made this stuff before. It’s not a lesson, it’s him fumbling around with an idea he had and claiming it’s a tutorial. Then again, that’s what makes it so funny whenever you hear him get confused of what to do next.

  • @NikLarson87
    @NikLarson87 9 місяців тому +37

    I for one am happy that jack was willing to show us the breakdown of these amazing drinks. I used to often times have a bit of difficulty trying to figure out how to mix coffee and cream over ice. We will miss you Jack, and all your insightful recipes. A hero among chefs indeed, I think...?

  • @UncleIan891
    @UncleIan891 Рік тому +937

    As someone who is lactose intolerant, the “lazy man’s lasagna” had so much cheese I actually developed gastric distress by watching it.

    • @NoBody-oe3bf
      @NoBody-oe3bf Рік тому +68

      I think the lazy man’s lasagna made me lactose intolerant

    • @davido6684
      @davido6684 Рік тому +54

      As an Italian myself the lazy man's Lasagna was a damn disgrace. Didn't even use Lasagna noodles. I have a feeling Jack's not too bright.

    • @alejandrogalicia4971
      @alejandrogalicia4971 Рік тому +1

      @@NoBody-oe3bf you😊❤😊😊😢😊❤😢 your 🎉🎉😅❤😅❤😊😊

    • @frenchpotatowantstotalk4761
      @frenchpotatowantstotalk4761 Рік тому +20

      Even people who aren’t lactose intolerant got gas

    • @Midoriya782
      @Midoriya782 Рік тому +4

      Bro, it almost made me throw up;^;

  • @TheSl0thinator
    @TheSl0thinator 2 роки тому +1412

    every time he goes "MMMMMMMMMM" I tip toe closer to jumping off the edge.

    • @jeremyheyman8952
      @jeremyheyman8952 2 роки тому +25

      Or when he says thats right 😂

    • @ghetoknight7801
      @ghetoknight7801 2 роки тому +6

      I like this phrasing

    • @leonides1527
      @leonides1527 2 роки тому +19

      So you walking on air then? Or already fell?

    • @respectedmastermind
      @respectedmastermind 2 роки тому +8

      Dont jump bro

    • @goose4923
      @goose4923 2 роки тому

      JjJJuUUuUmmMmMmppPPPpp inNNnNtTOOOoOOo mYYYyYYY ARRRRRrrRRrRrRmmMmMmMs.... wait I don't got arms

  • @Half_Rockygggg
    @Half_Rockygggg 8 місяців тому +14

    36:56
    ik im 2 years late
    how to make lazy garlic bread
    1put bread in toster
    2put butter on bread
    3put garlic (i like powdered garlic)

    • @MYDOGLIBBY
      @MYDOGLIBBY 5 місяців тому +1

      Thanks 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @lizd2943
    @lizd2943 2 роки тому +323

    "That's going to melt just from the heat alone."
    Yes Jack, heat is what melts things.

  • @TJM_PlayByPlay
    @TJM_PlayByPlay 2 роки тому +787

    Jack: “let’s make lazy man’s garlic bread”
    **makes literal garlic bread**

    • @raulw858
      @raulw858 2 роки тому +125

      Lazy man’s garlic bread is buttered toast with garlic powder on it. Trust me, I’ve made it

    • @totalgarbage2053
      @totalgarbage2053 2 роки тому +54

      @@raulw858 yeah and it smacks every time

    • @doomkitty5
      @doomkitty5 2 роки тому +61

      @@raulw858 nah the laziest man's garlic bread is toast buttered with pre-made garlic butter, no need to add the garlic yourself

    • @BlankBlonk
      @BlankBlonk 2 роки тому +73

      @@doomkitty5 laziestest mans garlic bread is bought in a Krogers freezer section and heated in a toaster oven

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 2 роки тому +16

      @@doomkitty5 I make sure to save those garlic cups from Papa John for this exact purpose.

  • @itsthenutshell3184
    @itsthenutshell3184 2 роки тому +453

    No matter how many times this man gets roasted, jack always comes out raw.....
    Will miss this saga dearly.

    • @De-AntiTrump-ocrat
      @De-AntiTrump-ocrat 2 роки тому +9

      I see what you did there. 😂

    • @redpolscorp
      @redpolscorp 2 роки тому +8

      Underrated comment. This is some Gordon Ramsay level joke.

    • @mojorider8067
      @mojorider8067 2 роки тому +2

      well played.... well played.

    • @sickology_101
      @sickology_101 2 роки тому +2

      Best comment ever..🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

    • @EvolMuzik4ever
      @EvolMuzik4ever 2 роки тому

      @@De-AntiTrump-ocrat q

  • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
    @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 9 днів тому +3

    1:08:58 This one thing, I'ma correct you on. It may seem counterintuitive, but adding a little vanilla extract to chocolate things really does kick it up a notch. Seriously, try it. Get yourself a basic box mix for chocolate cake, swap the oil out for butter, use one egg, and add two teaspoons of vanilla extract. So long as you do the other stuff right (mixing, baking temp, baking time), you'll be in heaven. It's so good. Top with vanilla buttercream frosting and your favorite fruit jam/preserves (heat the jam up if you're serving the cake hot and fresh).
    That said, I'm 100% with you on the mayo thing. There's no benefit to adding mayo that you couldn't get through more traditional means. Just use butter and egg. For the vinegar component, buttermilk exists (and will turn a chocolate cake into real red velvet cake rather than just cake dyed red). You won't get red velvet cake from adding mayo to your chocolate cake. It could work in a pinch if you're low on egg and butter, but relying on it as a regular ingredient in a cake recipe is just depressing. Mayo is supposed to be an ingredient, not a condiment (really; look up the history of mayo's invention), but it's an ingredient for savory dishes, not sweet dishes. Quit slathering it on sandwiches. Quit eating it off the spoon. Quit dipping veggies in it raw. Mayo is an ingredient, NOT a condiment, and I'm sick of people mislabeling it.

  • @slimek20
    @slimek20 Рік тому +679

    I'm so glad that I watched this while hospitalised because Jack's cooking made hospital food appetizing

    • @gatosyratones
      @gatosyratones Рік тому +5

      😂😅🤣😹

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 Рік тому +20

      Come on, Jack. We know it's you, don't trash talk the hospital food when we all know your food put you in that bed

    • @Sytraxy
      @Sytraxy Рік тому +2

      Bro 💀💀💀 I agree so much but damn Hahahha

    • @seahorse1295
      @seahorse1295 Рік тому +5

      He’s making school lunches

    • @gatosyratones
      @gatosyratones Рік тому +1

      @@seahorse1295 🤢

  • @fverheus
    @fverheus 2 роки тому +776

    I will never forget the first time I met Jack and followed his recipe. I cooked the chicken perfectly rare while the rice was absolutely perfectly mushy. I never had food poisoning this good and strong. I will allways be gratefull.

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 2 роки тому +106

      Yeah, everybody gets sick their first couple times eating medium rare chicken. Don't worry, you get over that

    • @eliseseyler1216
      @eliseseyler1216 2 роки тому +43

      The first mistake you made was thinking the food was good enough to try yourself

    • @haha_no_thanks2596
      @haha_no_thanks2596 2 роки тому +5

      LMAOOOOO

    • @ChubbyBabyEmperorPenguin
      @ChubbyBabyEmperorPenguin 2 роки тому +8

      No way it’s actually good, this is prob an alt acc of Jack

    • @d.ragonology
      @d.ragonology 2 роки тому +25

      @@Stop_Gooning i prefer straight raw, really improves the taste- in the video he also makes it raw for taste!

  • @Saitken
    @Saitken Рік тому +380

    Some fridge horror while watching this: If Aunt Myrna, the enchilada lady and the chicken fries guy are evidence of a baseline, Jack might ACTUALLY be the best cook in his social circle

    • @archon7105
      @archon7105 10 місяців тому +26

      Even though the enchiladas lady didn’t make enchiladas they were still edible and wouldn’t cause your body to explode and collapsed under immense poisoning

    • @Smelly556
      @Smelly556 10 місяців тому +16

      @@archon7105yeah, your veins would swell to the size of chewy twizzlers tho

    • @Nemesisxv2
      @Nemesisxv2 10 місяців тому

      Fridge horror 😂

    • @Saitken
      @Saitken 10 місяців тому +6

      To be fair, some of his "recipes" that are pretty much just "Season a big piece of meat, throw it in a smoker and pull it before it dries out" look like they'd be at least safe to eat.

    • @captain_cassidy
      @captain_cassidy 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Saitken only if you left them in a bit longer

  • @sarahwallace
    @sarahwallace 8 місяців тому +31

    1:39:41 I actually do fry rice like this before boiling it when I make Risotto. I use avocado oil instead of butter, but sautéing is actually a legitimate cooking method.

    • @chiaraschlatter7318
      @chiaraschlatter7318 5 місяців тому +2

      I was looking for that comment thanks 🙏🏻

    • @NoelCo-yd1gu
      @NoelCo-yd1gu 3 місяці тому

      Wtf I make risotto every single day. You never fry rice. It's pre boiled then you reduce the heavy whipping cream and add the rice cheese spices and butter.

    • @NoelCo-yd1gu
      @NoelCo-yd1gu 3 місяці тому

      Literally the only time rice is fried is Chinese food.

    • @NoelCo-yd1gu
      @NoelCo-yd1gu 3 місяці тому

      ​@@chiaraschlatter7318you both don't know how to cook

    • @dragonslikebananas5486
      @dragonslikebananas5486 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@NoelCo-yd1gupretty sure a good amount of places fry rice , for example Mexican rice

  • @bowrey118
    @bowrey118 2 роки тому +425

    You gotta admire a man who can speak with such confidence about a subject he clearly knows nothing about.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 2 роки тому +41

      I'll have you know that Jack knows a lot about killing people with food. His channel is a front to kill off all the people who trust him.

    • @ShelbyTheCreator_
      @ShelbyTheCreator_ 2 роки тому +20

      Dunning Krueger Effect, look it up it’s actually kind of interesting to study.

    • @DiggyDax92
      @DiggyDax92 2 роки тому +7

      That’s very true. That pasta dish towards the end of the video had to have been flavorless. But he either truly enjoys bland food. Or he was pretending it was good. I can figure it out lol

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv 2 роки тому +8

      He's a fundie, that's like their only talent.

    • @misterroboto1
      @misterroboto1 Рік тому +7

      @@coltonwilkie241 I know you think you're making a joke, but it might actually be true! The dude literally confessed to choking his teenage son until his nose bled.

  • @KingOfTheRedWorld
    @KingOfTheRedWorld Рік тому +796

    Mayo cake is actually a real thing, but you're supposed to use it as a SUBSTITUTION FOR THE EGGS JACK.

    • @georgeespinosa4013
      @georgeespinosa4013 Рік тому +88

      @@leahnoliah1944if its just “eggs and oil” how the hell is it not a substitute for eggs? It was a classic great-depression move, subbing mayo when eggs weren’t available. Many people still bake with mayo because it creates a very moist and rich cake

    • @thehoerscorral8565
      @thehoerscorral8565 Рік тому +41

      @@leahnoliah1944 You're trying to argue semantics to sound smart but you just sound pretentious lmao, ask a pastry chef if they'd just replace eggs and canola oil in a cake recipe with 'just some mayo because it's the same thing' and watch them laugh you out of the room.

    • @xyztbh
      @xyztbh Рік тому +5

      So... A substitute?

    • @thehoerscorral8565
      @thehoerscorral8565 Рік тому +8

      @@xyztbh 😂😂😂 as I said, she's arguing semantics over literally nothing.

    • @sw11500
      @sw11500 Рік тому +4

      Hm... I guess baking powder isn't a substitute for baking soda

  • @UberNeuman
    @UberNeuman 2 роки тому +340

    Jack's Lazyman Chicken Dinner: Step 1 - remove the chicken from the store wrapping. Step 2 - Bite.

    • @justinnelson6552
      @justinnelson6552 2 роки тому +6

      That made my stomach turn

    • @MeemahSN
      @MeemahSN 2 роки тому +14

      @@justinnelson6552 I’m sure someone had done this at least once in history

    • @justinnelson6552
      @justinnelson6552 2 роки тому +2

      @@MeemahSN lol, and that's disgusting

    • @FollowingTheDream455
      @FollowingTheDream455 2 роки тому +7

      And if you can't find the chicken in the store, then steal one😂

    • @aalires
      @aalires 2 роки тому

      Mmmm

  • @ealep0314
    @ealep0314 6 місяців тому +13

    I fell asleep during the first 5 minutes because my sleep schedule is horrible and started dreaming around the Ziploc eggs, I remember seeing Jack and he made me eat Ziploc eggs

  • @andrewelliott6932
    @andrewelliott6932 Рік тому +232

    The sound of him pouring the "stew" into the crockpot is what your body makes when you go to the restroom after eating it.

    • @BigMeep1
      @BigMeep1 9 місяців тому +2

      💀

    • @GittingGud1
      @GittingGud1 8 місяців тому +2

      I don't know, i have to imagine it would be a far more violent evacuation of the bowels. Then you say this exact line when you get up and look at the mess you made, even after flushing: 19:25

  • @MacMashPotato
    @MacMashPotato Рік тому +423

    Jack is like if Steven seagal decided to make a cooking show.

  • @loch1694
    @loch1694 Рік тому +5707

    Friendly reminder Jack admitted to attempting to kill his son by strangulation in an argument 👍

    • @SugarGH0ST
      @SugarGH0ST Рік тому +435

      WHAT?!

    • @loch1694
      @loch1694 Рік тому +708

      @@SugarGH0ST On a podcast he just kinda told the story very matter-of-factly. I think it was Joe Rogan but I don’t remember and I’m at work so that’s all I got 😂

    • @brennentodd5657
      @brennentodd5657 Рік тому +739

      He pulled a Homer Simpson “Why you little”

    • @animesubya
      @animesubya Рік тому +62

      Damn

    • @dreamercraftyt7480
      @dreamercraftyt7480 Рік тому +686

      It was the salmonella colonies in jacks brain, making decisions for you.

  • @LurkingCrassZero
    @LurkingCrassZero 2 місяці тому +10

    24:47 Cool whip is NOT whipped cream, not even slightly close, it's something like 98% hydrogenated oil. I reckon if he'd used actual dairy based whipped cream, this would have actually been not as bad as you might think.

  • @jhrykkjutku
    @jhrykkjutku Рік тому +287

    ADVICE : When you flip anything, flip it AWAY from you, towards the wall, so all the burning hot grease doesn't splash on you.

    • @IToastMySocks
      @IToastMySocks Рік тому +10

      Thanks

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher Рік тому +19

      Instructions unclear,
      Flipped toast and burned down the house

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 Рік тому +3

      instructions unclear: splashed water onto an outlet

    • @dynhoyw
      @dynhoyw Рік тому +1

      i learned this the hard way.
      was frying some burger patties, tried flipping them with the pan towards me, ended up splashing my hand with hot frying oil

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow Рік тому +1

      also, if draining pasta or otherwise pouring boiling water out of a container, tip it away from you or at least lean away from it. steam can also burn!

  • @vynnieeeez
    @vynnieeeez Рік тому +162

    *pulls random body part out of concrete substance* “What is this” will be my forever favorite moment of jack

  • @blueboigaming5189
    @blueboigaming5189 2 роки тому +598

    Jack is the kind of person they had in mind when they removed the dislikes.

    • @joshingle8532
      @joshingle8532 2 роки тому +20

      Oh my god, if that ain’t the damn truth 😅

    • @shaolinotter
      @shaolinotter 2 роки тому +12

      while I respect your point I think it was more to help evil cooperations

  • @saw31489
    @saw31489 8 місяців тому +21

    So, to start, the brine isn't really that bad. You're spot on that buttermilk and lemon anything do indeed clash... but buttermilk brining like he did is actually right. The main reason for it is to tear away the proteins and soften the chicken while absorbing moisture. His choice of seasonings was indeed idiotic though. Garlic, salt, and pepper is a very basic seasoning while adding hot sauce, soy, or even sriracha would also be something to do. But overall his beginning technique didn't really deserve criticism... his seasonings did, then his subsequent cooking. Which is a shame since that chicken looked to be the beginning of a good chicken
    Also Vanilla into chocolate frosting is accurate

  • @LarryJ602
    @LarryJ602 Рік тому +195

    Every time Jack cooks chicken, bone in or bone out, no matter the size "350 degrees for 30 minutes."
    I think he's given himself salmonella so many times, he's immune.

    • @r.i.p.plegaming2327
      @r.i.p.plegaming2327 Рік тому +14

      He’s vaccinated as f*ck

    • @LemonHead992
      @LemonHead992 Рік тому +16

      @levichicwown9760I think they mean he vaccinated himself bc he’s eating it so much

    • @r.i.p.plegaming2327
      @r.i.p.plegaming2327 Рік тому

      @@LemonHead992 eyyy thaz wazzup

    • @r.i.p.plegaming2327
      @r.i.p.plegaming2327 Рік тому +1

      @levichicwown9760 theres a vaccine, but do you know if theres a difference between a normal and oral vaccine

  • @toe-seeker2942
    @toe-seeker2942 Рік тому +190

    Every time Jack says "Mmmmhhh" an angel gets its wings ripped off.

  • @hypotheticaltapeworm
    @hypotheticaltapeworm 2 роки тому +394

    About the vanilla in the chocolate frosting. Vanilla is a spice, it can be used to add its flavor to just about anything, even savory dishes. Vanilla and chocolate aren't, like, opposites. The presence of vanilla doesn't overtake or distract from the chocolate. In fact, vanilla is used a lot in the making chocolate, like bars of chocolate, and many things flavored with cocoa. Think of it like salt and pepper. You usually see salt on its own, not really pepper. Same with chocolate and vanilla, respectively. They ultimately complement each other but are by no means opposite or even related flavors, they just happen to be what people like.

    • @youcancallmemei9759
      @youcancallmemei9759 2 роки тому +14

      exactly!

    • @Prem_hall_713
      @Prem_hall_713 Рік тому +28

      I don’t see how people can’t imagine vanilla mixed with chocolate, it just makes sense

    • @mikeashe7270
      @mikeashe7270 Рік тому +14

      I'm convinced the host of these roasts doesn't actually know how to cook or what taste good either. I'd like to see his cooking crimes

    • @because-strudels
      @because-strudels Рік тому +19

      @@mikeashe7270 This is kinda my thought, too. Jack makes cooking atrocities, but some of the uploader's comments just... smacks of inexperience.

    • @vismattress5760
      @vismattress5760 Рік тому +8

      @@because-strudels ......and? i doubt august claims hes a pro at cooking, but jack sure does!

  • @thespeedrunnerofarson1572
    @thespeedrunnerofarson1572 Місяць тому +5

    dude the Party Cheese Salad definitely made Jack rethink his career choices man i swear i can see the agony in his eyes

  • @Somerandomguy_115
    @Somerandomguy_115 Рік тому +210

    When Jack pulled the random body part out of his cauldron of buttermilk goop and says "what is this" I laughed so hard so I rewinded it like 10 times because I was dying laughing

  • @steveofthesnow5257
    @steveofthesnow5257 2 роки тому +923

    I absolutely cannot believe that this is the end of the Cooking with Jack series without you actually making Aunty Myrna’s party cheese salad and reviewing it.😭😭

  • @2tired2operate86
    @2tired2operate86 2 роки тому +140

    Love how everytime he says he “overcooked” something that it actually looks properly done and anything “perfectly cooked” is 20-30% underdone

    • @BlazingKhioneus
      @BlazingKhioneus Рік тому +16

      I assume that 20-30% meant only that much of the meat is cooked

    • @Gobbler.
      @Gobbler. Рік тому +3

      *heated over absolute zero

    • @NoelCo-yd1gu
      @NoelCo-yd1gu 3 місяці тому

      I call bs he said literal not cooked burger was "overcooked"

  • @Jholladay10
    @Jholladay10 8 місяців тому +4

    Salt being perfect is one of the most important things in a dish...

  • @howardsternssmicrophone9332
    @howardsternssmicrophone9332 Рік тому +531

    This may be an unpopular opinion im about to state here, but I'll do it just to shake things up a little...
    The mini Pizzas were by far the most edible looking things I've ever seen Jack make before.

    • @ghostgirl9900
      @ghostgirl9900 Рік тому +27

      I'll try that, probably not the favourite way to make pizza, but does the work

    • @mjamjastrakur
      @mjamjastrakur Рік тому +51

      yeah i think it's a valid lazy pizza. we do the same thing with slices of bread when no one wants to cook

    • @faithdoll9249
      @faithdoll9249 Рік тому +30

      My family actually used to do pizzas like this though with a lot less sauce! Now we do it with the garlic naan you can buy.

    • @Jay-rl3bw
      @Jay-rl3bw Рік тому +8

      @@faithdoll9249 I love naan !! That’s a perfect substitute

    • @Nordicdesertgirl
      @Nordicdesertgirl Рік тому +9

      We have been doing this in Denmark for years now but with sliced bread or on pita 😅 it works as snack pizzas

  • @johnnyzen4282
    @johnnyzen4282 Рік тому +234

    It's amazing how all of the "lazy man's" stuff takes longer to make and is more complicated than it would doing it the right way.

    • @tea2560
      @tea2560 8 місяців тому +3

      It's just five minute crafts with food.

    • @katamine11
      @katamine11 7 місяців тому

      I mean idk about other stuff but at least with something like lazy man’s lobster it’s not about letting the cook be lazy it’s about letting the person eating it be lazy so yes of course that is by definition going to have it take more work for the cook. Not a difficult concept to grasp… For example his tacos the “lazy mans” version is basically harder to eat than just a regular taco that you can just hold 😂 And on that note, idk wtf he’s talking about with “taco spillage”, if you’re not a complete regard, you shouldn’t have a problem with your tacos sliding down your arm…just a thought. I eat quesobirria tacos regularly which are like THE juiciest, drippiest, messiest taco and I STILL don’t have that problem. Sure my fingers get greasy, but that’s gonna happen anyway with any finger food. And as for your taco falling apart when you bite it…MAYBE THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN IF YOU USED A PROPER TACO SHELL, WHICH IS A SOFT CORN TORTILLA. It’s not a real taco if it uses any other kind of “tortilla”. Point blank period.

  • @LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds
    @LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds Рік тому +103

    The e coli from this steak is going to start an all-out war with the salmonella from all the raw chicken he eats, and they'll kill each other off. It's genius.

  • @ionafyfe2570
    @ionafyfe2570 Місяць тому +3

    The way Jack cuts things makes me physically tense everywhere

  • @derpanzermacher9094
    @derpanzermacher9094 Рік тому +72

    I'm completely convinced that Aunt Myrna took Life Insurance policies on every family member before serving that travesty of a dish. She probably didn't bank on Jack's salmonella-riddled stomach surviving it so she had to pass it off as a legitimate recipe to teach him.

  • @mcfeely808
    @mcfeely808 2 роки тому +146

    Jacks stomach could probably handle and shield the core from Chernobyl. What a human this fella is. If all else fails, you could be a personal chef for Shoenice. Nice.

    • @fieldsm0107
      @fieldsm0107 2 роки тому +5

      Hahaha. I love a good Shoenice reference.

    • @skippythealien9627
      @skippythealien9627 2 роки тому

      seriously, how the hell has this guy not died of food poisoning? that chicken was so undercooked my eyes popped out of my sockets

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 2 роки тому +1

      It’d just cook whatever food was in his stomach better than he did in the oven, so if anything it’d be healthier than his cooking.

  • @gonzo26nix
    @gonzo26nix 2 роки тому +102

    Jack is one of the only people that when he says, "I'll get you that recipe below" that it sounds like a threat..

  • @hive5412
    @hive5412 8 місяців тому +8

    i’ve watched this video 3 or 4 times (it’s good background noise after the 2nd watch) and i swear the kitchen background gives me such strong uncanny valley vibes- and the water pitcher he’s got in the drinks episode? everything seems 2D except Jack

  • @jaymejones6153
    @jaymejones6153 Рік тому +67

    The "I saved a little bit of cheese" thing with the Lazy Man's "Lasanga" is the "See I pulled a little sneaky on ya" of cooking

    • @Hannah-zw9ow
      @Hannah-zw9ow Рік тому +2

      For me it’s the “add some protein” video

  • @bertegue5162
    @bertegue5162 Рік тому +280

    this man is an SCP for cookery. Keter class.

  • @mousesnow3900
    @mousesnow3900 2 роки тому +265

    I love the way Jack will be like "this recipe is amazing! I love it so much! It's one of my favorites!" And then the rest of the video is just him talkin about how he's never made the recipe before and he's just hopin for the best

    • @sophiador8363
      @sophiador8363 2 роки тому +16

      So true

    • @learyt9665
      @learyt9665 Рік тому +3

      Still he's an wholesome dude enjoying what he do even though it can kill people sometimes

    • @bIoodhaiI
      @bIoodhaiI Рік тому +12

      @@learyt9665 yeahh no he's not wholesome lol

    • @notsoswift1627
      @notsoswift1627 Рік тому +1

      @@learyt9665Google him bro. He’s not wholesome

    • @muhammedalitoya1505
      @muhammedalitoya1505 Рік тому +1

      ​@@learyt9665 nice try there Jack.

  • @NegimaSensei
    @NegimaSensei Місяць тому +3

    As much as I dislike this guy, the english muffin pizza thing isn't exclusive to him. That was one of those things I used to make as a kid in the toaster oven as an after school snack while my mom was at work. I'd also use plain/everything bagels, like making a large bagel bite. I never thought that one was particularly weird or anything, it was just a cheap and easy thing to make, and I knew other kids that did the same thing. Some kids even just used bread slices. Maybe it's because we were poor, lmao. I don't know. But it wasn't terrible.

  • @tek512
    @tek512 2 роки тому +185

    Just wait. Eventually Jack will upload something so overwhelmingly horrifying that you've no choice but to take up the mantle once more.

    • @ridespirals
      @ridespirals 2 роки тому +5

      let us pray

    • @kevinW826
      @kevinW826 2 роки тому +5

      You should what he has posted lately

    • @pierr6496
      @pierr6496 2 роки тому

      That's exactly what happened

  • @bilson7523
    @bilson7523 2 роки тому +115

    9:22 That "thing" he pulled out is absent from the pan, but there appears to be an outline. I'm convinced it is the guts/gizzard that was wrapped in plastic, and he didn't realize it until the plastic started burning.

    • @JoeLancaster
      @JoeLancaster Рік тому +4

      Bahaha I think you're right. Or a stuffing packet.

  • @acorneroftheinternet4179
    @acorneroftheinternet4179 2 роки тому +267

    here's the thing with pan frying raw rice: it's not uncommon for people to start cooking rice in a pan. emphasis on STARTING the rice cooking in a pan. its very common in making risottos in order to get a light toasted flavor into the rice before adding the liquid. traditionally, the liquid is added in bit by bit to insure you don't accidentally add too much. never, in the history of *forever,* has anyone ever browned raw rice to that extent before trying to cook it and thought "oh yeah, that tastes great!"

    • @greggwgiddensable
      @greggwgiddensable 2 роки тому +12

      Jesus... This isnt pan fried rice. It's rice a roni. Do u not get that those are the directions and it's mostly vermicelli not rice.
      Think before speaking Chico.
      This is exactly the direction on the box... And it's actually damned good

    • @anonymoose2474
      @anonymoose2474 Рік тому +1

      What do you finish risotto in? I cook risotto all the way through in a pan

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 Рік тому +15

      I've seen it done worse only once. And that's on Kay's cooking special fried rice.
      She doesn't boil it at all. Like, just uncooked rice in a frying pan.

    • @TheLikenessOfNormal
      @TheLikenessOfNormal Рік тому +1

      I usually start my rice off with some butter or seasoned olive oil and then yeah, pop the water in after its absorbed some of the fat and flavors, its a great way of adding extra flavor to the grains.
      Ya just add the normal water you would and cook it covered like normal lol

    • @elisabethnoir4780
      @elisabethnoir4780 Рік тому +11

      In Jacks defense, thats how you cook a Rice A Roni, I practically lived off those after I moved out, and those are the package instructions. Melt 2 tables spoons butter, toast vermicelli, add water and flavoring packet, boil covered for several minutes. He just did what the box says, but threw random meat into it.

  • @SapienSafari
    @SapienSafari 9 місяців тому +5

    41:57 August’s meltdown over Jack’s over usage of cheese killed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChedCake
      @ChedCake 8 місяців тому +3

      Jack: Let me give you some tips… So I saved a little bit of cheese
      August: OMG JACK IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE NO MORE CHEESE 😂😂

  • @Ahrimanh86
    @Ahrimanh86 2 роки тому +1117

    Dude a highly underrated part of this whole thing is Jacks wife literally being Peggy Hill with the bastardized Mexican food and attempt at speaking Spanish
    Edit: thanks for thr 1k+ likes yall!

    • @CerpinTxt87
      @CerpinTxt87 2 роки тому +120

      Poor favor

    • @ImperialJapa
      @ImperialJapa 2 роки тому +75

      She butchered my beautiful language

    • @vaterstaat4468
      @vaterstaat4468 2 роки тому +102

      THATS WHAT WE CALL THE CRRREMA

    • @Erika-xm2mi
      @Erika-xm2mi 2 роки тому +70

      That particular part was cut in August's version but that's not his wife, that's his childhood friend. I would feel terrible for Jack Jr. if not only his dad but also his mom was a horrible cook like this.

    • @LividLobster
      @LividLobster 2 роки тому +36

      @@CerpinTxt87poor flavor*

  • @0Lottee0
    @0Lottee0 2 роки тому +240

    I audibly gasped when he turned that chicken drumstick around and it is BRIGHT PINK INSIDE.

    • @astrogirliee
      @astrogirliee Рік тому +19

      Blood coming out and all

    • @kirbynova279
      @kirbynova279 Рік тому +20

      I’m pretty sure that’s just water and myoglobin and not actual blood, BUT GORDON RAMSEY WOULD BE SAYING THATS RAW AND I WOULDNT BLAME HIM IT DEFINITELY IS

    • @variks567
      @variks567 Рік тому +10

      @@kirbynova279 why did the chicken cross the road?
      because YOU DIDNT FUCKING COOK IIIIIT

    • @Codename_Horizon
      @Codename_Horizon Рік тому +5

      @@variks567 THAT CHICKEN STILL WALKING AROUND IN THE OVEN.

    • @variks567
      @variks567 Рік тому +3

      @@Codename_Horizon the chicken would get more cooked on ANY summer day, hel even in Antarctica it would be more properly cooked

  • @terranwars3504
    @terranwars3504 Рік тому +204

    Every time he bites raw chicken the Doomsday clock ticks closer to midnight.

  • @johnmcmanus2447
    @johnmcmanus2447 19 днів тому +2

    Thank goodness Jack taught us how to combine coffee and ice. Truly a revolutionary

  • @TheGheseEffect
    @TheGheseEffect 2 роки тому +416

    For those of you wondering, Jack has a lack of strong tastebuds. His condition renders him particular to only very strong flavors. Combinations that us mortals eat are just not what he is used to. He is on a different level, a separate plane, a new slice of evolution. Jack Scalfoni is legendary.

    • @croissant2882
      @croissant2882 2 роки тому +95

      I'm pretty sure strong tastebuds are not needed to be able to cook the goddamn chicken all the way 💀

    • @joshuakong1941
      @joshuakong1941 2 роки тому +36

      I am sure that Jack has no tastebuds

    • @AloneForever100
      @AloneForever100 2 роки тому +3

      what medical condition does jack have? you say he has a lack of strong taste buds then said his condition, whats it called?

    • @ewanhoo
      @ewanhoo 2 роки тому +20

      @@AloneForever100 He survived two strokes.

    • @e3IZrZ
      @e3IZrZ 2 роки тому +3

      I didn't know we all were on planes.

  • @Selplex37
    @Selplex37 Рік тому +218

    Undercooking With Jack will be missed.

    • @FroggyGameplays223
      @FroggyGameplays223 Рік тому +7

      😂 he should REALLY rename his channel to that 😂

    • @csvega
      @csvega Рік тому +2

      Don't worry, August won't give up on Jack😅

    • @Doritonati
      @Doritonati Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @russofamerica
    @russofamerica 2 роки тому +105

    19:15 - The secret to making the perfect cucumber water, isn't slicing it thin and exposing more surface area. You gotta cut the unpeeled cuke into half inch medallions like Jack! When it's nice and thick and wrapped in a protective skin that is also covered in protective vegetable wax, all the deliciousness stays inside the cucumber where it belongs. Enjoy your fancy water!

    • @dbrown2264
      @dbrown2264 2 роки тому

      I'm glad someone else saw that. His big clumsy, meat-fisted slices just kept getting thicker and thicker. More like hockey puck water.

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 2 роки тому +6

      This is the second time I've seen the word "cuke" and I'm just as irrationally angry as I was the first time I saw it.

  • @general11871
    @general11871 2 місяці тому +3

    It actually tells you to cook the rice in some butter on the box instructions of ricaroni. That’s not a jack thing, just what the box tells you to do.

  • @cathrinerhardt
    @cathrinerhardt Рік тому +246

    Recipe for iced coffee: make your coffee to your taste in the morning. Put it on the counter. Have three kids and be distracted every five seconds. Remember you made coffee after an hour. Tell yourself it would be criminally wasteful to put it in the sink. There you go.

    • @Fuaarrkk
      @Fuaarrkk 10 місяців тому +16

      Accurate

    • @BamBabyBrenda
      @BamBabyBrenda 9 місяців тому +13

      Make coffee, put the brew in the fridge over night. Boom, done.
      No annoying kids to deal with and you have a peaceful morning.

    • @galaxywas_taken
      @galaxywas_taken 9 місяців тому +9

      lol this is what my dad does. makes coffee for my mom, my mom forgets about it, i take it instead. 👍

    • @ballistickat7281
      @ballistickat7281 6 місяців тому

      @@galaxywas_takenyeah free coffee 👍😃

  • @1nk_edd
    @1nk_edd 10 місяців тому +547

    1:26:31 "absolutely falling apart at the touch of a fork" procedes to chew like its shoe lether

    • @EK.shortsentertainment
      @EK.shortsentertainment 8 місяців тому +8

      😂

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 5 місяців тому +10

      Am I weird for saying that I enjoy meat that I have to chew on like that better than flaky and tender meats?

    • @1nk_edd
      @1nk_edd 5 місяців тому +17

      @@jb111082 enjoy what you want my comment was on him lying about the tenderness

    • @RL_ManicFX
      @RL_ManicFX 5 місяців тому

      @@jb111082just have some jerky

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 4 місяці тому +5

      @@1nk_edd Yeah fair, it was a stupid comment

  • @Inquisitorious
    @Inquisitorious Рік тому +244

    Gentlemen, if this man is married there’s hope for us all.

  • @NeptuneNoire
    @NeptuneNoire 4 місяці тому +2

    The thing I find funny from Duck is him being shocked and appalled by the rice a roni bit. Like. That’s how you make it though. Using butter instead of oil to cook rice is a legit thing. 😂

  • @FroggyGameplays223
    @FroggyGameplays223 Рік тому +261

    This man seriously did not call Costco pizza disgusting…. I’m throwing hands

    • @matthewbowen5841
      @matthewbowen5841 Рік тому +18

      There's a messed up but discernable logic there. Costco cooks their pizza.

    • @phoebegarrett3055
      @phoebegarrett3055 Рік тому +5

      Next thing u know he'll start calling Domino's pizza terrible, yet he's probably never tried it, someone's getting a visit from me😂

    • @TheeOnlyStolas
      @TheeOnlyStolas Рік тому +7

      @@phoebegarrett3055dominos pizza is ass compared to Costco and Pizza Hut

    • @phoebegarrett3055
      @phoebegarrett3055 Рік тому +3

      @@TheeOnlyStolas in ur dreams 🤣🤣

    • @bhumibolrushing7830
      @bhumibolrushing7830 Рік тому +1

      I've never liked it..but I wouldn't call it nasty

  • @penguin_hashira711
    @penguin_hashira711 Рік тому +132

    I love the fact that to this day not many people noticed that the buttermilk for that chicken had gone bad by the time Jack used it, shit went bad at the middle of April and the vid came out like early may

    • @fritten
      @fritten Рік тому +9

      tbf its buttermilk. that stuffs already is spoiled milk. getting buttermilk to spoil is an art and almost impossible

    • @stuflu8380
      @stuflu8380 Рік тому +45

      @@frittendon’t know where You got the idea That buttermilk is just bad milk, it actually comes From when You churn butter, after all the butter is separated from the cream the liquid left over is buttermilk, hence the name

    • @heidiwren7713
      @heidiwren7713 Рік тому +12

      ​@stuflu8380 Yes, actual buttermilk comes from the butter making process. However, America buttermilk that you find nowadays in stores is milk that is made sour by adding an acid like vinegar. It really is hard to make modern buttermilk spoil.

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 Рік тому

      @@heidiwren7713 and we must not forget that the food industry play whit expiree date like crazy to make people waste more like when you know how to preserve stuff and detected stuff that are rotten and going bad dont trust them a good example is even can food have them when they wont spoil as long as there not open or damaged

    • @stuflu8380
      @stuflu8380 Рік тому +3

      @@heidiwren7713 ah, it’s sorta like pasteurized yogurt where it’s super hard for it to make You sick. I guess I made a mistake in assuming Jack Would use real Buttermilk, my B

  • @defphonix7818
    @defphonix7818 2 місяці тому +4

    Hey! That's my song at 48:47! Glad to see it used somewhere :)

  • @sdoren_9074
    @sdoren_9074 Рік тому +151

    He's obviously extremely well-versed in pizza. Listen to that list, Papa John's, Pizza Hut, and Costco...

    • @Wolfpaw754
      @Wolfpaw754 Рік тому +3

      Costco lol, their pizzas are like the most nasty I've had

    • @aeizn1012
      @aeizn1012 Рік тому +5

      ​@@Wolfpaw754but they're hella cheap and big, if ur broke it's worth it

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 10 місяців тому

      Nah, their pizza is awesome.@@Wolfpaw754

    • @CyndirMyLuv
      @CyndirMyLuv 9 місяців тому +1

      I am ashamed to admit that I like the deli, cook-at-home, pizza from Walmart.

  • @Zoritos64
    @Zoritos64 2 роки тому +851

    When he said that the chicken was room temperature 💀

  • @captaink1dd222
    @captaink1dd222 10 місяців тому +111

    1:04:42 this is the same guy who admitted to trying to kill him, imagine the bipolar on jack to go from disturbing him by eating mayo to possible attempted murder for rebellious behavior

    • @That_sewing_creature
      @That_sewing_creature 7 місяців тому +17

      Wasn't that with his other son? I know he has one son that left and supposedly regretted everything and told his younger brother to "listen to everything dad says" at least according to Jack (he talked about it in some podcast). But yeah, either way, he's an asshole

    • @i_dont_know_frfr
      @i_dont_know_frfr 6 місяців тому +9

      the one in this vid is a different son, pretty sure he kicked out the one he was talking about in the podcast

  • @mr.monkey6012
    @mr.monkey6012 2 місяці тому +4

    8:05 “always let your meat rest” so real.

  • @StlOzzie62
    @StlOzzie62 2 роки тому +207

    In Jack's defense when he was cooking the rice a Roni, it does say on some of the types to cook the rice vermicelli before adding water. That said, I think watching Jack make his "cheese" salad makes me think that if a Sims character watched cooking with Jack would result in the character losing a cooking point and actually starting a fire when they try to make something in the game.

    • @kristova91
      @kristova91 2 роки тому +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @kingty6221
      @kingty6221 2 роки тому

      I don't think any fire would be used 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DosYeobos
      @DosYeobos 2 роки тому +1

      I remember being so confused when I read that in the instructions, to just fry dry rice. Seems really counterintuitive

    • @Sub-Atomic
      @Sub-Atomic Рік тому +3

      @@DosYeobos that actually is a valid method of cooking certain styles of rice.

    • @DosYeobos
      @DosYeobos Рік тому

      @@Sub-Atomic right I get that, I’m just saying the first time I learned that I was surprised because it doesn’t _seem_ right.