Funny thing is that in the 80's my grandmother made a pink dipping sauce that is far less complex then this. She just put salsa ingredients in the blender then put a small amount of queso fresco in till it turned pink. Was pretty tasty.
google Polish Cold Beet Soup to see how easly and how pink you can make a pink product with just beetroot, that costs pennies instead of what she's charging. And the taste is way better than basically a sweet ranch 😂
She went from sending Spoiled dairy across the nation to sending spoiled Spice packets across the nation. Clearly she has not learned how to properly package her product.
To be fair, he was smacking the package around a lot. I'm not surprised the plastic bag inside was broken. Is it okay it to be that easily broken? Hell no. But still.
I usually buy the dip sauce packages that is like 1-2 dollars and then you buy one another ingredient like sour cream and the dip is done and it is delicious and thick. Which cost much less than 20 bucks xD
Professionally packaged on the outside? It looks like dirty worms you would get from my school that kids would sell in their bag made from home, but the dirty worms look more professional
How can this be packaged and distributed to the public??? Did the FDA approve it? if so, it must've been bcuz she's black so she gets the pass but like, It doesn't even have the proper nutritional info on it!!!
How can this be packaged and distributed to the public??? Did the FDA approve it? if so, it must've been bcuz she's black so she gets the pass but like, It doesn't even have the proper nutritional info on it!!!
the fact that she's literally selling POWDER and STILL manages to ship out rancid sauce just shows me that she needs to not be allowed to sell any kind of food product ever
is this shit fda approved? 😭 🙏 i thought there was regulation on all products being mass commercialized. this shit should NOT have passed any regulations 🙏
@@lebensebs She doesn't even know what FDA is😭 When she was asked on live she responded with: "FDA? I don't sell medical products i don't know what you're talking about-"💀
15:38 Why is smell important? Your olfactory system, the part of the body that serves the sense of smell, has many important functions. It helps people determine what to eat, influences taste and affects socialization. Smell also provides a warning for hazardous events such as fires or gas leaks.
Exactly. The sense of smell is there to warn you about bad things that aren’t safe to eat. There’s a reason why edible foods smell good and stuff like excrement smell bad. …Well, mostly. For reasons beyond my understanding, I really love the smell of creosote, jet fuel and petrol. Not that I’d ever want to taste them but they smell so good. It’s a perk of working at an airport. I’ve been known to stick my head out the van window whenever we pass the fuel storage area.
A sauce packet that requires a whole other sauce as a main ingredient is just a scam. You basically bought overpriced food coloring and terrible recipes.
Funny thing is, in Spain, there's a relatively common sauce we prepare for cocktails named "Salsa rosa" (Pink sauce). It's simply made with ketchup, mayonnaise, and some lemon juice. Easy, tasty, and not a biological weapon.
In Poland we mix garlic sauce (mayonnaise, yogurt and powdered garlic) with ketchup and call it a pink sauce, my family usually eats it with tortillas or hamburgers
Lol 😂😂😂😂 This comment cracked me up. Just picturing someone walking into their old shed out back and going 🤢 “Uggggh!! Smells like pink sauce in here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you’re a poorly funded agency, you have to pick your battles. There are court proceedings that have to be gone through before they can even think of enjoining her.
@@Kristyybug Exactly. I can’t remember their name, Dave’s Sauces or something like that. If their side of the story is to be believed and I think it is because they’ll have receipts, they went above and beyond to help her. They got her in compliance with the FDA, got her on the shelf of Walmart, paid off her customers that were demanding refunds, extended her money because she claimed she was about to get evicted. All she had to do was continue making tik tok vids about the sauce but she just stopped. Once Dave’s got into the picture, she just wanted to get a paycheck. There was a color change due to Dave’s saying it was caused by the varying color of the Dragon Fruit but “Chef Pee” would criticize and make fun of that fact. She was the worst business partner. She Had a great situation but just pissed it away.
If she's selling it across state lines and isn't registered with the FDA, making it in an official commercial kitchen, and labeling the product properly, she's breaking the law. Multiple laws.
She actually kinda got around this. She's selling it as a powder that most likely isn't registered as a food, you make the WHOLE thing by yourself, and she sells it on her personal website and amazon
From working in a grain mill, as a dry facility, hearing “mildew” to describe the smell was horrifying; she went from not understanding dairy having safety rules to now not understanding dry goods also have very specific safety rules. Having tape seal the package instead of a heat seal was the biggest red flag you could have waved, if air can get in moisture can get in. This woman is straight up dangerous.
Chef P did not package those correctly. She did not use Silica Gel Packets "Moisture Absorbers" or Food Grade Oxygen Absorbers Packets. She need to stop making food. FWI you DO NOT EAT OR OPEN the silica gel packets they are to reduce the Moisture in the product so mold doesn’t grow. You will find them in beef jerky it makes the product shelf-stable.
I make homemade food just for the family and I use them. Like, they are so cheap (and you can save the ones you get in stuff). She's a con artist through and through.
Huh, I was about to comment on "should they include those in food because aren't they toxic" - but upon Googling that to make sure I was correct, it turns out that no, they aren't toxic, and the "do not eat" warnings they have on the label are... because they're not really food, I guess? /shrug So kudos to you, for leading me down a minor rabbit hole that lead to some new knowledge.
..... ya know the funny part about it. She practically just sold you dye. Looking at the stuff you need to mix in with the "sauce", that itself is already a damn sauce even WITHOUT the "SAUCE"
Shoot I didn’t think about it but your right it’d be cheaper to buy actual food dye mix all that together and it would pretty much taste the exact same
Those bags cost a lot more than the small vac bags you are talking about. Her packaging is insanely expensive across the board, which is probably why she is using shipping labels for info stickers + charging 20 bucks a pop.
I know this was actual hell for August, poor bastard, but tbh this is legit my favourite video of his. lol I've come back to rewatch like 15 times. RIP August's toilet though.
Also would like to add that the most used ingredient in the powder is dried dragon fruit, dragon fruit is known to be used as a natural laxative. Edit: Ty for all the likes ❤of
It also has like 0 flavor. It’s literally only there because that natural pigment can stain even exposed skin pink for DAYS. I speak from experience on that one.
@@alphabetsoup6837fresh dragon fruit tastes great (we grow it on our farm, it has a very lovely texture too!) I would highly recommend it if you ever come to the islands
I never thought I'd see someone actively take poison damage like they're playing real life Minecraft, but August trying the sauce on strawberries was active poison damage
she actually tries to make it as atrocious as possible, because no matter how much you eat, you produce the same amount of sauce powder. the goal is for her to collect as much leftover and fresh powder possible
Using sauce to make sauce is like a crappy food version of that joke from Dave the barbarian "Dave fashioned a megaphone out of a squirrel , some string , and a megaphone"
She definitely went the route of powdered mix sauce. 1. To avoid food restrictions with perishable ingredients. 2. To always have the excuse, if anyone says it tastes like garbage. "It's cause they didn't use the right ingredients, or they didn't mix it right."
Chef Pi didn't just create this culinary monstrosity she calls sauce, she forgot to have her Pink Sauce endorsed by IKEA since you have to basically assemble it.
As someone who grew up with homemade "pink sauce" that was just ketchup and mayo mixed together, watching the internet go insane over a toxic pepto bismol-looking knockoff has been surreal, lmao
Really you could do mayo/sour cream and hotsauce and end up with a good dip. There's so many ways to end up with a sauce that's pink and not costing 20 plus ingredients.
The only reason anybody went wild over it is because she made a considerable amount of people sick, and prior she wasn't including any ingredients list or nutritional value, which she's not providing nutritional value once again which is supposed to be illegal in the United states, but I digress. The only reason she got famous was because she made people sick.
Yeah, is that not literally what Marie Rose sauce is? And it's pink, and just tastes like tomato sauce and mayo, which is a perfectly fine combination. It's insane that she reinvented the wheel and somehow built a square.
The reason it’s was so hard was probably because she didn’t put an anti clumping agent in the spices. Spice mixes will clump and harden if they don’t have one, most commercially sold mixes do but I’m not surprised pink sauce lady skipped that step
I found when mixing milkshakes that it's slightly easier to put all the powder into the cup then add a little milk and mix to paste I then added the milk a bit at a time mixing with a fork it seemed to make less clumps
Silica gel and vacuum sealing it would mitigate a lot of that, but you’re right as far as anti-clumping agents go. She could also make or find most of those ingredients you have to buy as a dehydrated powder. All she has to do is buy a dehydrator, think camping food. Then all you would have to do is add hot water, wait a few minutes and boom, it’s done. Like an old-school MRE.
I am 100% positive this is totally an illegal operation. I'm not bothering to look up the Cottage Food laws of her state (wherever she lives); however, they are very strict in every state. For instance, I live in the state of Minnesota, and I am not allowed to use a third party to deliver my products. I make delicious cookies, but if it is not me or my immediate family members handing you the product for cash, I would be breaking the law. The labeling is why I say cottage food laws since the label does not need a lot of information; however, it needs the address to be listed or (if it is made in a licensed kitchen) it is required to have information such as plant location (or number) as well as batch information. This lady needs to be arrested as it is highly illegal just to sell food, and you're very limited on income earned if you just follow cottage law. Most states (if not all) require the person to pay for cottage license fees and take a course (it's not expensive, but it is illegal to transfer food for money without it. In my state, I cannot earn over $18,000 a year in sales. She is going to kill someone with this disregard for food safety.
I’m pretty sure the food safety laws are different for dried/dehydrated products. I don’t know, but that’s what I would assume. Then again assumptions make an ass of u and me 😂
I'm pretty sure Atozy showed a clip of her saying she is in compliance with Florida's Cottage Food laws and looking at those, they seem as minimalistic as I'd expect from that odd state. Florida allows delivery, including in person, but it's not required to be in person. Allergen info has to be on the label, which it appears to be from this video. An address needs to be there as well, which she also seems to be in compliance with. They do seem to cap it at $250,000 gross sales annually though, so at her stupid high prices, she might screw herself if she manages to sell a little more than 3,000 of these overpriced bundles. I'm curious if the ziplocks are even food grade though. They look similar in quality to the dirt cheap bags I buy to store Lego minifigs. I certainly wouldn't trust those for storing something I plan to ingest.
I really enjoyed how chaotic this whole thing was. Things broken and spilling everywhere. 30% accuracy with camera angles. The slow decline into madness towards the end. Great stuff, please can we have more ❤️
@@psychedelickandi I think it reached peak perfection when he was holding up the purple sauce at the end to show us "properly" and it was in focus for less than a second at a time, all the while just glooping down the side of the bowl 🤌 Those moments it was in focus were pure disgusting beauty
I like how they have a legit vacuum sealed bag, but inside said bag is an already improperly sealed jewelry bag that was probably improperly stored in someone's basement
That woman was given an opportunity that people dream of, an opportunity that would set people up for life if they were smart about it, or at least for a decade if they did anything resembling intelligence, and somehow, she screwed it all up in a year, it’s honestly impressive in a horrifying way.
@@guardsmenedwin6213_I agree. That shit is depressing. If only I had that opportunity. I wouldn’t fumble it. I know so many ppl who wish they had a deal like hers who would’ve done so much better._
Hey August I’m a hot sauce maker and would love for you to try my product. I’ll send you the peppers and all you have to do is ferment the peppers for a few weeks, add the vinegar, add a few other ingredients, and bottle it yourself. Hit me up if you are interested.
For what it's worth, I'm one of those people who prefers to use natural food coloring, but I can ALSO get the same results for a heck of a lot less. Seriously, just powdering or making tea from edible flowers gets a decent assortment. Pansies alone work pretty well and are mostly flavorless, and you can buy a seed packet of those in tons of different colors for like, $3...
For the sweet version, you could probably get a couple packets of Kool-Aid and whip it in, I do it with pudding mixes when making birthday cakes so I think it would work. Soft color, different 'flavor'. Kids might appreciate it even if I think its disgusting. It would 100% be safer
You should have saved some of the powder for a cultural analysis to see if it was actually contaminated with something. It should not smell like mildew
@@ELiT3Griefer I hope so too, but remember that this is coming from the person who shipped dairy products via the normal mail system with no way to keep them remotely at temp
@@ELiT3Griefer Spirulina is a cyanobacterium, others of which produce toxins such as microcystins.[46] Some spirulina supplements have been found to be contaminated with microcystins, albeit at levels below the limit set by the Oregon Health Department.[47] Microcystins can cause gastrointestinal upset, such as diarrhea, flatulence, headache, muscle pain, facial flushing, and sweating.[1][46] If used chronically, liver damage may occur.[1] The effects of chronic exposure to even low levels of microcystins are a concern due to the risk of toxicity to several organ systems.[1][47] These toxic compounds are not produced by spirulina itself,[48] but can occur if spirulina batches are contaminated with other, toxin-producing, blue-green algae. Because the U.S. considers spirulina a dietary supplement, its government does not regulate its production and enforces no safety standards for its production or purity.[47] The U.S. National Institutes of Health describes spirulina supplements as "possibly safe", provided they are free of microcystin contamination, but "likely unsafe" (especially for children) if contaminated.[1] Given the lack of regulatory standards in the U.S., some public-health researchers have raised the concern that consumers cannot be certain that spirulina and other blue-green algae supplements are free of contamination.[47] In 1999, Health Canada found that one sample of spirulina was microcystin-free. ("...0/10 samples of Spirulina contained microcystins.")[49]
You are most likely right but hey, we can't say anything negative about this and/or about her. She's a woman who's -pretending- trying to be an entrepreneur, so we must support her, no matter what. Remember: *we are NOT special!*
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain. Watching you mix that sauce in a tiny bowl without room for a whisk and no space to properly incorporate the ingredients gave me flashbacks to watching Cooking with Jack.
When he spilled the milk he didnt lift the bowl to wipe the milk under it and I died inside, but he died for real for us so I wont speak ill of the dead 😔
@@Scks2bm I bet her and her team were all proud of themselves. You literally can't go wrong when 90% of your sauce is products not provided by you. Well, they did go wrong, but that's besides the point.
*Foods regulated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) generally include: Food products (other than meat, poultry, and egg products as regulated by the United States Department of Agriculture), such as: Dairy, produce, spices, nuts, cereals, flour, legumes, fruit & vegetable juices, vegetarian entrees, etc.* I'd really like to see her get around that one 😂 this is spices, you fant get around that. I know you aren't supporting her but I'll be damned if that wasn't funny.
This video feels so weird, it's like a youtube cooking channel with 6.78 million subscribers first video back when they were an honest, slightly awkward 23-year old in their parents empty house with a bunch of really random and kinda dirty jokes and objects, mixed with August... I love it
the fact the packs smelt like mildew and were packaged in those little bags cocaine is normally found in, they were 100% just thrown together in her basement
As awful as this is either way- the smell is def the blue spirulina😭 I’m shocked no one else is commenting it- I’ve never eaten it but I worked w it at a cafe and I would have to hold my breath to open the container
I remember when she originally posted the pink sauce and the color was bright pink. She complained about Dave's gourmet because the sauce was not the right pink and yet the sauce you made with her packet comes out that same pale pink.
@@wrenithilduincats Non-food-safe dye, really? And then ate it/sent it out w toxic, inedible ingredients? That doesn't sound right to me. Food coloring? Absolutely! Non-food-safe dye? I doubt it, unless you mean just for TikToks and then throwing it away bc it's not food.
@@brightballoon I was really just joking because using ingredients not safe for human consumption is the vibe I'm getting from the pink sauce, and pretty much all the pink sauce has looked different.
@@wrenithilduincats non food safe dye sounds harder to source than just generic food dye, so probably not. What even would be non food safe red dye? Cadmium red, lol?
Guys if for some reason you crave an ACTUAL tasty pink sauce follow this recipe 2 spoon of mayo 1 spoon of ketchup 1/2 spoon of minced garlic (Optional) 1 spoon of hotsauce
Blue spirulina is just natural food coloring. I thought the whole point of pink sauce being pink was the dragon fruit in it. Blue sauce really let itself go.
I think I remember getting spirulina pudding with school lunches. That was decades ago and seemed to be when we first realised we could eat, not just to fuel ourselves, but to improve our health. I think spirulina is still popular as a dietary supplement. It had the added benefit of making healthy food colourful. I would imagine the "chef" added it just for the colour, but it's probably the healthiest component of her entire range. Lol
@@__-tp4tm yes, but I don't think the blueberry powder would actually turn the finished product blue since it's being combined with acidic ingredients. While blueberries have blue skin, but they easily turn purple when exposed to acid. Thats why there is debate about what color a blueberry actually is. The skin is naturally blue, but when the skin is broken, the acidic juice from the berry leaks out. The acid triggers a chemical reaction that turns the skin purple.
All these sauces look like how a kid would make "potions" by mixing a bunch of shit together into the most horrifying concoction you've ever seen. Except "Chef" Pi managed to dupe people into actually buying it
for any powdered product you need to add the fucking silica balls to absorb the moisture or you get that mildew issue since moisture will always flow towards the dryest areas in this case the pink sauce powder
@@SuperMarbles13 I love the poodle as a substitute 😂😂🐩 And I wish I named him that! But I got it before I had started watching this channel. I mostly refer to him as Recess demon because a 14 year old saw it sitting on my table after I had bought it and just went “ah Recess demon!” And this was before I had picked a name so that kind of stuck 😂😂 But I think I shall start using August in there as well! 😂😂 Thank you for listening to my unnecessarily long sorry about a stuffed animal! 😁😂
So I looked into it, and from what I can see she’s actually breaking the law. Cottage food businesses are NOT allowed to sell their goods across state lines because each state has their own individual food codes. Would be a shame if someone were to report her….👀
edit: turns out you are right. now we just need to check where august lives and see if florida and his state can cottage sell to each other. still dont have 20$ or i would nail her ass for sending it to idaho. and for that atrocious packaging. even dollar tree seasonings dont smell like used toe jam scraped off in a dusty 80s garage.
Yeah, I actually quite like this style of content from him. Brings a bit of balance to have him occasionally switch between a duck and a handsome man on cam :P
@12:09 my friend, I'm glad you're trying this so some of us don't have to, LOL. I was crying from laughing soo hard as you mixed it all together. I will never be trying that nasty crap.
The real question I have is - why isn't the outer packaging good enough? They look properly factory sealed. Makes me question how safe they are to even be touching food at all.
Usually spice packets have a plastic/aluminum type packaging, or thicker paper (almost like thin cardbord) ones if the company is plastic free... this packaging is just sad and unsafe.
this is just random sauce cause the Chili sauce is already a sauce itself, so this whole pink sauce is just useless and nobody should even thinking about buying it
The powder is basically just shitty food coloring, most of the ingredients are virtually tasteless but they have a lot of pigment. Like dragon fruit, blueberry powder, blue spirulina powder
I could make something that tastes better with 3-5 ingredients, not including salt and pepper. Making a good sauce is simple, the French have already had that figured out since the 19th century.
This is the sauce concoction you come up with at 3 am high out of your mind just throwing everything in the fridge together and your high ass be thinking thou a professional chef 👨🍳 😂
As a chef of 20 plus years , that mildew smell is fungus my guy like the gross slime that grows in soda fountains that dont get cleaned. Or it could be wild yeasts from "chef" pies house ,body or pets! And people use a bigger bowl, fry pan and sauce pan than you think youll need please
Yeah, the fact that they all had the same off smell means it was probably the same yeast growing in them all... As a general rule of thumb, if something smells rotten, it probably is
absolutely harassing my toilet at the moment
80 bucks is Insane
That’s nice
real w
rip august
are you okay 😭😭
Funny thing is that in the 80's my grandmother made a pink dipping sauce that is far less complex then this. She just put salsa ingredients in the blender then put a small amount of queso fresco in till it turned pink. Was pretty tasty.
The real edible pink sauce right here
Thx Bro, real good stuff, yummeh
Red cabbage + yoghurt + garlic is miles pinker and tastier than this shit
Ooo that sounds good! I wanna try that
google Polish Cold Beet Soup to see how easly and how pink you can make a pink product with just beetroot, that costs pennies instead of what she's charging. And the taste is way better than basically a sweet ranch 😂
She went from sending Spoiled dairy across the nation to sending spoiled Spice packets across the nation. Clearly she has not learned how to properly package her product.
When I buy drugs from the dark net they come in the same packaging.
@@DiamondCake2And its probably better than those spice packets
@@DiamondCake2 Really? My orders were always vacuum sealed, perfectly preserved ❤ darknet drug dealers are pros compared to the pink sauce lady
To be fair, he was smacking the package around a lot. I'm not surprised the plastic bag inside was broken. Is it okay it to be that easily broken? Hell no. But still.
@@miukku111 The first one he was but the sweet Blue sauce one he did nothing to it and it was completely broken.
"I don't know why I'm handling this like it's f*cking radioactive material."
That's probably the body's instinctual fear of botulism kicking in.
🤣
I mean it's a powder so botulism seems unlikely. Then again it's made by Chef Pi.
@@stepanek7404the seal was broken and the dust exposed to water hence the mildew smell it’s growing bacteria
@@stepanek7404she can botulism pasteurised milk
I've heard of drug dealers that can seal packaging better than this.
Im ngl, my pot dealers zips of weed look more professionally wrapped then this 💀
The pink sauce bags look like the bags I get my shrooms in.
@@alexchap7744you just reminded me, I need to re-up 👀
Can confirm, I do seal my drugs better than this.
well i understand them because the drugs probably taste better than the pink sauce
$20 and you have to make the sauce yourself? At this point its a social experiment.
This is the only answer I choose to believe 😅
$20 plus another $20 for the needed extra ingredients.
haha nailed it
1 cup of milk is INSANE
I usually buy the dip sauce packages that is like 1-2 dollars and then you buy one another ingredient like sour cream and the dip is done and it is delicious and thick. Which cost much less than 20 bucks xD
Kind of weird that it looks professionally packaged from the outside but when you open it up it looks like it was packaged by a drug dealer.
legit. The weed I order is packaged so much more professionally that this
dude she literally gave out her spice in exotic bags
Professionally packaged on the outside? It looks like dirty worms you would get from my school that kids would sell in their bag made from home, but the dirty worms look more professional
That's an insult to drug dealers right there. Mostly because they want their customers to come back
Colombian pink power
returning to this after it was found out that chef pie only made $150 on this venture; and august paid 150.
Can I please have the source? I wanna read that, sounds too funny to me xD
@@hazel5092 It's a joke
That packaging perfectly represents the Pink Sauce situation.
Outside: Quirky, bright and fun.
Inside: Broken, ugly failure.
Damn that's absolutely fucking brutal and hilarious bit so damn true. Lmao man made my day. 😂😂😂
How can this be packaged and distributed to the public??? Did the FDA approve it? if so, it must've been bcuz she's black so she gets the pass but like, It doesn't even have the proper nutritional info on it!!!
How can this be packaged and distributed to the public??? Did the FDA approve it? if so, it must've been bcuz she's black so she gets the pass but like, It doesn't even have the proper nutritional info on it!!!
Outside: prolly illegal
Inside: prolly illegal
Oh shit this is a situation now. Shots getting serial
"I think I perfected my product"
Sure, if it's a biological weapon, I'd say it's perfected...
"its perfected" still doesn't even have consistency from one batch to the next even after being eviscerated by the internet
OpPINKheimer
@@imthedude7009 ah finally... The true barbieheimer
She is right now sending it to Russia to attack Ukraine
Now it has 100% death rate
the fact that she's literally selling POWDER and STILL manages to ship out rancid sauce just shows me that she needs to not be allowed to sell any kind of food product ever
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@@lonely_7891what
is this shit fda approved? 😭 🙏 i thought there was regulation on all products being mass commercialized. this shit should NOT have passed any regulations 🙏
ew
@@lebensebs She doesn't even know what FDA is😭 When she was asked on live she responded with:
"FDA? I don't sell medical products i don't know what you're talking about-"💀
15:38 Why is smell important?
Your olfactory system, the part of the body that serves the sense of smell, has many important functions. It helps people determine what to eat, influences taste and affects socialization. Smell also provides a warning for hazardous events such as fires or gas leaks.
Exactly. The sense of smell is there to warn you about bad things that aren’t safe to eat. There’s a reason why edible foods smell good and stuff like excrement smell bad.
…Well, mostly.
For reasons beyond my understanding, I really love the smell of creosote, jet fuel and petrol. Not that I’d ever want to taste them but they smell so good. It’s a perk of working at an airport. I’ve been known to stick my head out the van window whenever we pass the fuel storage area.
@@mikoto7693 I think it's correlated with intoxication and the way your body fights it releasing something so you'd feel better
hazardous events, fires, gas leaks, pink sauce, blue sauce
so basically it's overrated 😂
@@GodhandPlusOne 🤣🤣
I get that ducks and people can't eat the same foods, but it was pretty fowl of August the Duck to hire this guy just to make him eat pink sauce.
Amazing comment.
fr
fowl 😭😭😭
Boooo bird puns!
Should have just hired a quack head to eat it hahaha...... I'll see myself out
Rip augustthepink, death by botulism
donation and no comments?
$5 and not top comment. Rip
@population-_-420bruh …
sick band name
@population-_-420how do you get that wrong… he doesn’t even sound like a female……
$80 for contaminated products and each of these products are $20 and she wants you to buy the mixing ingredients? like what
My farts are better than August’s farts
ITS NOT CONTAMINATED STOP BEING RACIST
@@p-__the fuck
@@p-__how cute and original. I only read this same comment on six different videos today 🙄
Ikr. Basically a $20 spice mix. I nothing in there adds up to that. And that she still can’t package them correctly boggles my mind.
“Absolutely harassing my toilet” is now a phrase that exists in my weekly sayings
Gender reveal party but it’s just whichever sauce we’re going to shit ourselves to
HAHAHAHAHAH
Everyone eats a random food and then we all see what colour the $#**** are later
Haha genius. I'd make sure to put laxatives in it so everyone has diarrhoea at the same time. It's a boy!
@jonathanlandau-litewski7405 obliterates toilet, looks back on hot pink feces. " Oh, it's a girl"
@@Grooseman8900 after watching this whole video, I'll retract my statement- I doubt anyone needs to add laxatives to this sauce 😂
Chef Pi probably started making "potions" in her mom's kitchen as a little kid and just no one told her to stop
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Agreed
Please, don't call her a "Chef". She's nothing of the sort, lol.
And when she got with her boyfriend and had kids, the boyfriend saw this and left for the milk.
lmao this comment got it 🤣🤣🤣
A sauce packet that requires a whole other sauce as a main ingredient is just a scam. You basically bought overpriced food coloring and terrible recipes.
That is literally what I was thinking
I'll invent spicy Cinnamon Sauce and get rich. It will just be a little Package of Cinnamon and you need to add it to a Bottle of Chili Sauce 😂🤣
hire me andill throw in my homemade picklles its just a cucumber in a jar andyou add vinager to pickle!@@Firestar-TV
It’s like hamburger helper
@@Firestar-TVyou gotta charge 20 bucks for 10 grams of cinnamon to get rich🤑
Funny thing is, in Spain, there's a relatively common sauce we prepare for cocktails named "Salsa rosa" (Pink sauce). It's simply made with ketchup, mayonnaise, and some lemon juice. Easy, tasty, and not a biological weapon.
It's similar to Thousand Island but without the mustard and pickles.
In Poland we mix garlic sauce (mayonnaise, yogurt and powdered garlic) with ketchup and call it a pink sauce, my family usually eats it with tortillas or hamburgers
Next time you walk in to a moldy shed you'll think "smells like pink sauce"
Is that a nirvana reference?!
Lol 😂😂😂😂 This comment cracked me up. Just picturing someone walking into their old shed out back and going 🤢 “Uggggh!! Smells like pink sauce in here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jugendschutz1483Smells like teen spirit‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
I’m just shook how the FDA hasn’t shut her down like…. The level of ignorance has saved her so much. Most people would’ve sued her by now.
👆🏼THIS! I thought the same thing. How does she keep getting away with this???
When you’re a poorly funded agency, you have to pick your battles. There are court proceedings that have to be gone through before they can even think of enjoining her.
@@iheartdatesdon’t you remember what she said ? “She doesn’t need to get with the FDA because she’s not making drugs”. That’s almost a direct quote 😂
She was on the verge of getting sued. That company stepped in to help her and they learned their mistake :(
@@Kristyybug Exactly. I can’t remember their name, Dave’s Sauces or something like that. If their side of the story is to be believed and I think it is because they’ll have receipts, they went above and beyond to help her. They got her in compliance with the FDA, got her on the shelf of Walmart, paid off her customers that were demanding refunds, extended her money because she claimed she was about to get evicted. All she had to do was continue making tik tok vids about the sauce but she just stopped. Once Dave’s got into the picture, she just wanted to get a paycheck. There was a color change due to Dave’s saying it was caused by the varying color of the Dragon Fruit but “Chef Pee” would criticize and make fun of that fact. She was the worst business partner. She Had a great situation but just pissed it away.
You need to apologize to that chicken. It didn't die for you to desecrate its corpse like that.
Lmao! Best comment here 😂😂😂
Lmao.
😂😂😂😂
HowToBasics:
August needs to repay his appalling show of desecration by dipping its cousin in good ol honey mustard.
Paying that much for musty dye just to make it yourself is a scam
Buy other sauces to make our sauce. lol!
If she's selling it across state lines and isn't registered with the FDA, making it in an official commercial kitchen, and labeling the product properly, she's breaking the law. Multiple laws.
Yet again
My farts are better than August’s farts
And her house isn’t even licensed!
Her kitchen is just a normal kitchen, the same one she used to make the original
She actually kinda got around this. She's selling it as a powder that most likely isn't registered as a food, you make the WHOLE thing by yourself, and she sells it on her personal website and amazon
From working in a grain mill, as a dry facility, hearing “mildew” to describe the smell was horrifying; she went from not understanding dairy having safety rules to now not understanding dry goods also have very specific safety rules. Having tape seal the package instead of a heat seal was the biggest red flag you could have waved, if air can get in moisture can get in. This woman is straight up dangerous.
What do you expect from an eggplant.
@@pure-blood17?
@@pure-blood17 Is the insult here to call Chef Pi an eggplant?
fr my weed is packaged better than this. as it should. but it doesnt even need to be like this does
@@jilliantexweed is an expensive commodity, wouldn’t want to piss off your customer with moldy weed
Chef P did not package those correctly. She did not use Silica Gel Packets "Moisture Absorbers" or Food Grade Oxygen Absorbers Packets. She need to stop making food. FWI you DO NOT EAT OR OPEN the silica gel packets they are to reduce the Moisture in the product so mold doesn’t grow. You will find them in beef jerky it makes the product shelf-stable.
I honestly hope someone reports her to the FDA again. It’s like she learned NOTHING.
I honestly don't understand how is she even allowed to sell all this 😭
I make homemade food just for the family and I use them. Like, they are so cheap (and you can save the ones you get in stuff). She's a con artist through and through.
Huh, I was about to comment on "should they include those in food because aren't they toxic" - but upon Googling that to make sure I was correct, it turns out that no, they aren't toxic, and the "do not eat" warnings they have on the label are... because they're not really food, I guess? /shrug
So kudos to you, for leading me down a minor rabbit hole that lead to some new knowledge.
Don't give her any ideas, she'll start mixing silica pearls into her sauce.
This is like watching someone making one of those weird “potions” you would make as a kid and the forcing themselves to consume it.
The one time a porch pirate would have been a god send
How much you wanna bet a porch pirate saw the box, gave it a whiff, and it scared him off?
😂😂😂
@@BaddieBunnie💀 stole it and returned it
LOL,@@BaddieBunnie
@@whims6278 picked it up then put it down!!
..... ya know the funny part about it. She practically just sold you dye. Looking at the stuff you need to mix in with the "sauce", that itself is already a damn sauce even WITHOUT the "SAUCE"
Shoot I didn’t think about it but your right it’d be cheaper to buy actual food dye mix all that together and it would pretty much taste the exact same
Actually scratch that using actual food dye instead of this would lesson the chances of food poisoning cause I’m sure someone will get sick from this
@@moon-oq3phminus the health problems
@@jmrs_ also true
He supposed to mix the power with the milk.
In an age where a bag sealer is less than $10 and small vacuum bags are $12/100. There really is no excuse for using ziplock baggies for this.
Drug dealers making meth have better packaging standards than Chef Pii.
@@kellebellecalling her a chef is a insult to actual chefs
Those bags cost a lot more than the small vac bags you are talking about. Her packaging is insanely expensive across the board, which is probably why she is using shipping labels for info stickers + charging 20 bucks a pop.
My farts are better than August’s farts
she has them lying around from her "side business", if you catch my drift....
I know this was actual hell for August, poor bastard, but tbh this is legit my favourite video of his. lol I've come back to rewatch like 15 times. RIP August's toilet though.
Also would like to add that the most used ingredient in the powder is dried dragon fruit, dragon fruit is known to be used as a natural laxative.
Edit: Ty for all the likes ❤of
It also has like 0 flavor. It’s literally only there because that natural pigment can stain even exposed skin pink for DAYS. I speak from experience on that one.
NOOOOOOO- POOR AUGUSTTTT
@alphabetsoup6837 also the contents of your toilet bowl. I was genuinely worried the first time I ate it lol. Good luck August
@@alphabetsoup6837fresh dragon fruit tastes great (we grow it on our farm, it has a very lovely texture too!) I would highly recommend it if you ever come to the islands
And something a lot of people are allergic to oddly enough lol
I never thought I'd see someone actively take poison damage like they're playing real life Minecraft, but August trying the sauce on strawberries was active poison damage
the only difference is this doesn't stop at half a heart
@@Gobbler.So, it's the wither effect?
My farts are better than August’s farts.
he got poison ressistance +5 after this
his mistake was he did not have a golden apple on hand
Fun fact: when you consume pink sauce, you burn to death the next morning, and your ashes become the sauce powder
Man fly high August the Duck
Meat Canyon should make an animated vid about it
@@Danime1999 he should lol
she actually tries to make it as atrocious as possible, because no matter how much you eat, you produce the same amount of sauce powder. the goal is for her to collect as much leftover and fresh powder possible
I laughed so hard at this someone walked down the hall into my office to ask if I was ok
The awkwardness of the cinematography is so fitting for this.
I could imagine catching this on public access, coming down at 3am.
😙👌
Using sauce to make sauce is like a crappy food version of that joke from Dave the barbarian
"Dave fashioned a megaphone out of a squirrel , some string , and a megaphone"
It also reminds me of the Thanos quote "I used the stones to destroy the stones"...its like the same; "I used the sauce to make the sauce"
Or it’s like when someone made powdered water….just add water 😂😂😂😂😂
Damn I forgot that show existed 😂
Or when a white woman made spaghetti from “scratch” by blending a fucking package of spaghetti to used as the fucking flour. As the fucking FLOUR.
She definitely went the route of powdered mix sauce. 1. To avoid food restrictions with perishable ingredients. 2. To always have the excuse, if anyone says it tastes like garbage. "It's cause they didn't use the right ingredients, or they didn't mix it right."
When I found out that’s what she did I honestly thought it was genius for those exact reasons.
Sounds correct 😂😂😂
@@chilibeer3912that’s negated by her whole initial fiasco and not thinking that the food and drug administration was responsible for food lmao
Also probably slightly better than the liquid sauce considering that they often went rancid
@@cwill2127 well she doesn’t have any medical products right? Just forget about the F
"I spent $80 F*CKING dollars on this..." the bile raising up his throat when he said it. 😂 🤣
Bile ? Mucus maybe …
@@the-real-qbanz YOUR PFP SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
my man is hearing things
No wonder it was a disaster, you forgot to include the VINGER
I see what you did there 😂
Chef Pi didn't just create this culinary monstrosity she calls sauce, she forgot to have her Pink Sauce endorsed by IKEA since you have to basically assemble it.
Lol facts! When I saw everything you need to make this damn sauce it gave me a headache
Not a chef either. Fraud Pi.
Why does this guy complain about everything
This sauce will sooner be classified as a SCP than that IKEA one
@@Piperrrrgobrrrr. Because he can and we laugh.
As someone who grew up with homemade "pink sauce" that was just ketchup and mayo mixed together, watching the internet go insane over a toxic pepto bismol-looking knockoff has been surreal, lmao
Really you could do mayo/sour cream and hotsauce and end up with a good dip. There's so many ways to end up with a sauce that's pink and not costing 20 plus ingredients.
The only reason anybody went wild over it is because she made a considerable amount of people sick, and prior she wasn't including any ingredients list or nutritional value, which she's not providing nutritional value once again which is supposed to be illegal in the United states, but I digress. The only reason she got famous was because she made people sick.
That's what is used for prawn cocktails I believe. But I haven't eaten it since the early ninetees though! 😂
@@folkloreofbeing we used it as "homemade" tartar sauce for fish sticks.
Yeah, is that not literally what Marie Rose sauce is? And it's pink, and just tastes like tomato sauce and mayo, which is a perfectly fine combination. It's insane that she reinvented the wheel and somehow built a square.
Pink and Blue sauce. The new way to have a MRE. (Massive rectal explosion)
this one funny ash 😂😂
I laughed a little too hard at this
That blue sauce looks sickly grey.
The funniest part about these packets is that Chef Pii herself doesn't even prepare them the way the instructions say to.
She drops in 5 packets per serving to get the color prolly 😂
@@uberrobi I'm suprised she did not commit suicide by sauce.
I hate to be that person but….. 404 LiKeS bUt 1 rEpLy I gOtChU 😂😂
@@EllieLovesJesussshe can just put one like. He will not have 400 false accounts !
The reason it’s was so hard was probably because she didn’t put an anti clumping agent in the spices. Spice mixes will clump and harden if they don’t have one, most commercially sold mixes do but I’m not surprised pink sauce lady skipped that step
Why am I not surprised lol
not everyone wants MORE chemicals in their bright pink sauce 😂
Nor only that but also the silica gel packets to prevent moisture
I found when mixing milkshakes that it's slightly easier to put all the powder into the cup
then add a little milk and mix to paste
I then added the milk a bit at a time mixing with a fork
it seemed to make less clumps
Silica gel and vacuum sealing it would mitigate a lot of that, but you’re right as far as anti-clumping agents go. She could also make or find most of those ingredients you have to buy as a dehydrated powder. All she has to do is buy a dehydrator, think camping food. Then all you would have to do is add hot water, wait a few minutes and boom, it’s done. Like an old-school MRE.
I am 100% positive this is totally an illegal operation. I'm not bothering to look up the Cottage Food laws of her state (wherever she lives); however, they are very strict in every state. For instance, I live in the state of Minnesota, and I am not allowed to use a third party to deliver my products. I make delicious cookies, but if it is not me or my immediate family members handing you the product for cash, I would be breaking the law. The labeling is why I say cottage food laws since the label does not need a lot of information; however, it needs the address to be listed or (if it is made in a licensed kitchen) it is required to have information such as plant location (or number) as well as batch information. This lady needs to be arrested as it is highly illegal just to sell food, and you're very limited on income earned if you just follow cottage law. Most states (if not all) require the person to pay for cottage license fees and take a course (it's not expensive, but it is illegal to transfer food for money without it. In my state, I cannot earn over $18,000 a year in sales. She is going to kill someone with this disregard for food safety.
Now I want a cookie really bad. 😂
I’m pretty sure the food safety laws are different for dried/dehydrated products. I don’t know, but that’s what I would assume. Then again assumptions make an ass of u and me 😂
I'm pretty sure Atozy showed a clip of her saying she is in compliance with Florida's Cottage Food laws and looking at those, they seem as minimalistic as I'd expect from that odd state. Florida allows delivery, including in person, but it's not required to be in person. Allergen info has to be on the label, which it appears to be from this video. An address needs to be there as well, which she also seems to be in compliance with. They do seem to cap it at $250,000 gross sales annually though, so at her stupid high prices, she might screw herself if she manages to sell a little more than 3,000 of these overpriced bundles.
I'm curious if the ziplocks are even food grade though. They look similar in quality to the dirt cheap bags I buy to store Lego minifigs. I certainly wouldn't trust those for storing something I plan to ingest.
My farts are better than August’s farts
99% sure this is 100% illegal, and she's gonna get hit AGAIN
29:21 this whole portion of the review has me CRYYYINNNN
“UA-camr found dead in his home after use of a pink condiment.”
Tried for murder
@@austinparmer3259😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Best comment ever
Presenting to the emergency room ☝
I really enjoyed how chaotic this whole thing was. Things broken and spilling everywhere. 30% accuracy with camera angles. The slow decline into madness towards the end. Great stuff, please can we have more ❤️
I also enjoyed it. More than his usual videos xD. It was great
lol same, it had me giggling. The sauce and the show are a mess :p but it was hilarious
@@psychedelickandi I think it reached peak perfection when he was holding up the purple sauce at the end to show us "properly" and it was in focus for less than a second at a time, all the while just glooping down the side of the bowl 🤌 Those moments it was in focus were pure disgusting beauty
@@gertrudert 😂
Same 😂
"We're good"
"We're fine" He says while looking like he's being held at gunpoint
My farts are better than August’s farts
13:55 IM SORRY WHAT DID HE JUST SAY???
I like how they have a legit vacuum sealed bag, but inside said bag is an already improperly sealed jewelry bag that was probably improperly stored in someone's basement
That woman was given an opportunity that people dream of, an opportunity that would set people up for life if they were smart about it, or at least for a decade if they did anything resembling intelligence, and somehow, she screwed it all up in a year, it’s honestly impressive in a horrifying way.
The pink lady is a joke
@@Nicholas-fz5pv Jokes are funny, she’s just sad.
Yeah, it’s really sad. 😅 But the laws of statistics say SOMEONE had to fuck up this monumentally eventually.
@@guardsmenedwin6213_I agree. That shit is depressing. If only I had that opportunity. I wouldn’t fumble it. I know so many ppl who wish they had a deal like hers who would’ve done so much better._
She’s not pink she’s blag
Hey August I’m a hot sauce maker and would love for you to try my product. I’ll send you the peppers and all you have to do is ferment the peppers for a few weeks, add the vinegar, add a few other ingredients, and bottle it yourself. Hit me up if you are interested.
Don’t forget you didn’t send enough peppers, so he has to grow more from scratch
You need to be just sending the seeds, you're not doing it right...🤣
underrated comment
The confidence to say this, I respect it
@@adoyo ... you're not serious
20:02 at the birth of the second child
love how even the chicken plush holding a bottle of Tabasco sauce looks worried and terrified of what's about to happen.
Was about to comment this lol little guy worried about August
He knows what good sauce is unlike the pink haired fool. poor guy is probably scared his new daddy duck is about to swap his bottle.
I’ll pray for your whole digestive system
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@p-__ you are probably right
I have no ideia about why would you do that.
After all, we are talking about the pink sauce.
His digestive system is beyond saving
@@p-__ true
lol
So basically she just put colored powder in bags and you added the rest.$20 for powdered edible dye. You get the same result with food coloring!
No, you get better results with food dye.
At least food dye can incorporate better.
And food coloring is regulated. This is a crime against humanity. Ugh.
For what it's worth, I'm one of those people who prefers to use natural food coloring, but I can ALSO get the same results for a heck of a lot less. Seriously, just powdering or making tea from edible flowers gets a decent assortment. Pansies alone work pretty well and are mostly flavorless, and you can buy a seed packet of those in tons of different colors for like, $3...
For the sweet version, you could probably get a couple packets of Kool-Aid and whip it in, I do it with pudding mixes when making birthday cakes so I think it would work. Soft color, different 'flavor'. Kids might appreciate it even if I think its disgusting. It would 100% be safer
7:00 can't blame that on her you were hitting that thing on the counter like it owed u money 😂
You should have saved some of the powder for a cultural analysis to see if it was actually contaminated with something. It should not smell like mildew
The blue sauce probably smelled a little moldy because it has spirulina powder, which is an algae with a strong smell
At least, I hope it was that 😂
@@ELiT3Griefer I hope so too, but remember that this is coming from the person who shipped dairy products via the normal mail system with no way to keep them remotely at temp
Right!
@@ELiT3Griefer Spirulina is a cyanobacterium, others of which produce toxins such as microcystins.[46] Some spirulina supplements have been found to be contaminated with microcystins, albeit at levels below the limit set by the Oregon Health Department.[47] Microcystins can cause gastrointestinal upset, such as diarrhea, flatulence, headache, muscle pain, facial flushing, and sweating.[1][46] If used chronically, liver damage may occur.[1] The effects of chronic exposure to even low levels of microcystins are a concern due to the risk of toxicity to several organ systems.[1][47]
These toxic compounds are not produced by spirulina itself,[48] but can occur if spirulina batches are contaminated with other, toxin-producing, blue-green algae. Because the U.S. considers spirulina a dietary supplement, its government does not regulate its production and enforces no safety standards for its production or purity.[47] The U.S. National Institutes of Health describes spirulina supplements as "possibly safe", provided they are free of microcystin contamination, but "likely unsafe" (especially for children) if contaminated.[1] Given the lack of regulatory standards in the U.S., some public-health researchers have raised the concern that consumers cannot be certain that spirulina and other blue-green algae supplements are free of contamination.[47] In 1999, Health Canada found that one sample of spirulina was microcystin-free. ("...0/10 samples of Spirulina contained microcystins.")[49]
Mildew?! Oh no that so is contaminated gosh.
My theory is that condensation got to the packages during the manufacturing process and that may be why it was a brick. $80 worth of pink botulism.
i think P’s true calling is botulism. she’s got a real talent for it. maybe she needs change her career into manufacturing poisons
The $80 pink botulism brick. The newest diet trend.
My bet is on mold. and anthrax.
@@decorumlopez9147 i'm scared if that's why August said his stomach hurt and he felt like he was gonna vomit. Bro probably got food poisoning.
You are most likely right but hey, we can't say anything negative about this and/or about her. She's a woman who's -pretending- trying to be an entrepreneur, so we must support her, no matter what.
Remember: *we are NOT special!*
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain.
Watching you mix that sauce in a tiny bowl without room for a whisk and no space to properly incorporate the ingredients gave me flashbacks to watching Cooking with Jack.
I kept yelling GET A BIGGER BOWL 😂
He was supposed to mix the powder and milk together first but he just dumped it in and set it aside LOL not that it would help much anyways 😅
When he spilled the milk he didnt lift the bowl to wipe the milk under it and I died inside, but he died for real for us so I wont speak ill of the dead 😔
Oil companies 6:03
Having "Spices" as one of the ingredients on a spice packet is just so funny to me
Also using sauces for a sauce like bro she’s acc a tweaker
@@Scks2bm I bet her and her team were all proud of themselves. You literally can't go wrong when 90% of your sauce is products not provided by you.
Well, they did go wrong, but that's besides the point.
💀💀💀 @@Aethio
Mold Spice
Oh shit you cracked it, pink sauce is made with real k2
I can already hear her say, 'What so you mean FDA compliant? I dont sell food, I sell a powdered mixture'
*Foods regulated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) generally include: Food products (other than meat, poultry, and egg products as regulated by the United States Department of Agriculture), such as: Dairy, produce, spices, nuts, cereals, flour, legumes, fruit & vegetable juices, vegetarian entrees, etc.*
I'd really like to see her get around that one 😂 this is spices, you fant get around that. I know you aren't supporting her but I'll be damned if that wasn't funny.
Officially the last AugustTheDuck video that will ever be made.
Fly high AugustTheDuck. May SeptemberTheDuck take that place
Then SeptemberTheDuck will buy the pink sauce and then OctobertheDuck will come take his place
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@CandyCane2004then november the duck will take octobers place
@@SomebodysomebodySthen December. If they keep going, will August be revived?
@@Saturn.7056 probably, until he buys pink sauce again then September the duck will come back,
bro invented purple sauce out of nowhere
This video feels so weird, it's like a youtube cooking channel with 6.78 million subscribers first video back when they were an honest, slightly awkward 23-year old in their parents empty house with a bunch of really random and kinda dirty jokes and objects, mixed with August...
I love it
He's the anti Jack.
Agreed, and now I'm also looking forward to the commentary video on "The Cooking with August Show" created by August
You're right! It reminds me of that one baking with Ranboo video except instead of baking, August is making/trying out sauces
@@strangeaelurus ooh yeah that guy, which episode was that again?
@@danielEverett941 dunno, but I think you can search up "baking with Ranboo" and it'll show up?
the fact it takes a whole cooking video just to make "premade" sauce is crazy
August got a lawsuit on his hands, since Chef Pi offered sauce and gave him poorly packaged quick dry cement to mix with the dairy section of a store.
Right after you tried the Pink sauce UA-cam went to a commercial showing a truck shitting out a load at a Landfill !! Good times.
the fact the packs smelt like mildew and were packaged in those little bags cocaine is normally found in, they were 100% just thrown together in her basement
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@p-__ I'll be the judge of that
"Walter, we gotta make more of that coca- I mean pink sauce."
As awful as this is either way- the smell is def the blue spirulina😭 I’m shocked no one else is commenting it- I’ve never eaten it but I worked w it at a cafe and I would have to hold my breath to open the container
I remember when she originally posted the pink sauce and the color was bright pink. She complained about Dave's gourmet because the sauce was not the right pink and yet the sauce you made with her packet comes out that same pale pink.
I wouldn't be surprised if she dyed it and with non-food-safe dye
@@wrenithilduincats Non-food-safe dye, really? And then ate it/sent it out w toxic, inedible ingredients? That doesn't sound right to me. Food coloring? Absolutely! Non-food-safe dye? I doubt it, unless you mean just for TikToks and then throwing it away bc it's not food.
@@brightballoon I was really just joking because using ingredients not safe for human consumption is the vibe I'm getting from the pink sauce, and pretty much all the pink sauce has looked different.
@@wrenithilduincats non food safe dye sounds harder to source than just generic food dye, so probably not. What even would be non food safe red dye? Cadmium red, lol?
@@gavinjenkins899idk printer red?
R.I.P. to AugustTheDuck, blud ate poison.
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@p-__ cap
cap
blud ate expired tubby custard.
lol true
The spilling of the Blue Sauce 22:25 had me fucking dying 🤣
Guys if for some reason you crave an ACTUAL tasty pink sauce follow this recipe
2 spoon of mayo
1 spoon of ketchup
1/2 spoon of minced garlic
(Optional) 1 spoon of hotsauce
Add a little bit of liquid smoke 🤤😉😉
That's what I'm thinking
THIS
Lime juice too it takes it to the next level 😋
THANK U!!!
Blue spirulina is just natural food coloring. I thought the whole point of pink sauce being pink was the dragon fruit in it. Blue sauce really let itself go.
Wasn't there also some blueberry powder in it?
Sounded like it didn't make any difference though :')
I think I remember getting spirulina pudding with school lunches. That was decades ago and seemed to be when we first realised we could eat, not just to fuel ourselves, but to improve our health. I think spirulina is still popular as a dietary supplement. It had the added benefit of making healthy food colourful.
I would imagine the "chef" added it just for the colour, but it's probably the healthiest component of her entire range. Lol
@@__-tp4tm yes, but I don't think the blueberry powder would actually turn the finished product blue since it's being combined with acidic ingredients. While blueberries have blue skin, but they easily turn purple when exposed to acid. Thats why there is debate about what color a blueberry actually is. The skin is naturally blue, but when the skin is broken, the acidic juice from the berry leaks out. The acid triggers a chemical reaction that turns the skin purple.
The blue spirulina is 10000% causing the smell. I used to work with it and the smell is REVOLTING
Chef Pi: August sweety I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, you're not special. My sauces are great.
My farts are better than August’s farts.
he needs to sit his white ass down and listen
Omfg I just read this in her voice 😂😂
Someone show this man a damn mixing bowl
All these sauces look like how a kid would make "potions" by mixing a bunch of shit together into the most horrifying concoction you've ever seen. Except "Chef" Pi managed to dupe people into actually buying it
If you drink the kid's potions you would probably feel better than if you ate the pink sauce.
We used to get my brother to eat such potions for 25 cents. Even with inflation that was Hella cheap. We never made anything like this
@@mrfrog0913yeah I think I would rather drink the random concoction of everything in the bathroom than eat pink sauce.
Lemonade stands in the time of social media…
for any powdered product you need to add the fucking silica balls to absorb the moisture or you get that mildew issue since moisture will always flow towards the dryest areas in this case the pink sauce powder
Why doesnt hot coacoa mix need it then
@@Beaneabean Cocoa powder is hydrophobic
then just add cocoa powder to sauce powder@@ricedbroccoli
Chef Pi would say “wat dat mean? I gotta buy pearl necklaces to put in the packets?! I know an easier way and cheaper way to get pearl necklaces……”
I really like the impromptu nature of this. Feels natural, which is fucking rare for a youtube video nowadays, a lot of stuff feels hyper-produced
I absolutly agree! I really liked sitting through it!
16:15 w apron
REAL 🕳️🤸♀️💨
How does that woman not know that you have to vacuum seal stuff like that. Those little locking bags do nothing. I hope you feel better soon
Well this is coming from someone that didn't know the F in FDA means food ☠
@@sarahmcfadden8990 lol true
@@sarahmcfadden8990I think it’s even funnier that’s he thought the F stood for pharmaceuticals lmaooo
The shot of two tiny chicken tenders and two giant bowls of sauces is sending me
My farts are better than August’s farts.
I find it hilarious that she managed to improperly ship powder.
Lol
Shouldn't get into the narcotics trade
Gotta give her this much, she's consist.
@@rebel4466imagine explaining that to the Columbians.
now, imagine how she created said powder. Sweet dreams.
Alt title: death speedrun 100% world record
The B in Blue Sauce stands for Botulism.
RIP August, 2024.
my chip in to the funeral funding
😂
My farts are better than August’s farts
The Cool Whip gave me flashbacks to Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad
Mmmm delicious
That shit is like a Nam flashback in your mouth
@@SunflowerLotusXII it really is
The powder falling down as one hard lump when trying to get it out at 21:55 is so nasty omg
I don't think I could have resisted the siren call of a plush chicken holding a bottle of hot sauce either.
For real. At least he had a soft, squishy friend for comfort while feeling the bad kind of soft & squishy 🙀🙁
Took one for the team, for sure 💜
Who could honestly!
I found the small mystery version of these a while back and ended up with an axolotl holding Recess peanut butter cups! 🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍
@@RJnottheraccoon 😹😹😹😹😻😻😻
@@RJnottheraccoon I hope you named him August
😹💜🐩
(I couldn't find an axolotl, so pls enjoy the poodle emoji 😹)
@@SuperMarbles13 I love the poodle as a substitute 😂😂🐩
And I wish I named him that! But I got it before I had started watching this channel. I mostly refer to him as Recess demon because a 14 year old saw it sitting on my table after I had bought it and just went “ah Recess demon!” And this was before I had picked a name so that kind of stuck 😂😂
But I think I shall start using August in there as well! 😂😂
Thank you for listening to my unnecessarily long sorry about a stuffed animal! 😁😂
So I looked into it, and from what I can see she’s actually breaking the law. Cottage food businesses are NOT allowed to sell their goods across state lines because each state has their own individual food codes. Would be a shame if someone were to report her….👀
edit: turns out you are right. now we just need to check where august lives and see if florida and his state can cottage sell to each other. still dont have 20$ or i would nail her ass for sending it to idaho. and for that atrocious packaging. even dollar tree seasonings dont smell like used toe jam scraped off in a dusty 80s garage.
My farts are better than August’s farts.
It really WOULD be a shame... too bad not everyone knows HOW to report her...
@@Chopscrewyyy I just googled it.... u just submit an easy form.... would be a shame.....
@@p-__ Why are you spamming this comment everywhere?
Please. PLEASE cook more. This is amazing. I love your sense of humor and the editing is CRISP.
If you haven't, look up Brutalmoose. 70% of his content is awkward food reviewing.
same
Yeah, I actually quite like this style of content from him. Brings a bit of balance to have him occasionally switch between a duck and a handsome man on cam :P
@12:09 my friend, I'm glad you're trying this so some of us don't have to, LOL. I was crying from laughing soo hard as you mixed it all together. I will never be trying that nasty crap.
her using the cheapest, thinnest bags ever for these to cut cost is crazy when its supposed to hold and protect FOOD
The real question I have is - why isn't the outer packaging good enough? They look properly factory sealed. Makes me question how safe they are to even be touching food at all.
Usually spice packets have a plastic/aluminum type packaging, or thicker paper (almost like thin cardbord) ones if the company is plastic free... this packaging is just sad and unsafe.
@@Tawleynthe outside does not completely prevent air from getting in, if air gets in moisture and mold also gets in.
this is just random sauce cause the Chili sauce is already a sauce itself, so this whole pink sauce is just useless and nobody should even thinking about buying it
The powder is basically just shitty food coloring, most of the ingredients are virtually tasteless but they have a lot of pigment. Like dragon fruit, blueberry powder, blue spirulina powder
I could make something that tastes better with 3-5 ingredients, not including salt and pepper. Making a good sauce is simple, the French have already had that figured out since the 19th century.
My farts are better than August’s farts
This is the sauce concoction you come up with at 3 am high out of your mind just throwing everything in the fridge together and your high ass be thinking thou a professional chef 👨🍳 😂
According to the back of the chick fil a sauce bottle, there’s just bbq sauce in it, which I found funny when I learned that.
When you accidentally make purple sauce and hope Chef P doesn't get any ideas
As a chef of 20 plus years , that mildew smell is fungus my guy like the gross slime that grows in soda fountains that dont get cleaned.
Or it could be wild yeasts from "chef" pies house ,body or pets!
And people use a bigger bowl, fry pan and sauce pan than you think youll need please
She should be investigated
My jaw dropped…I hope he’s okay 💀😭🙏
Yeah, the fact that they all had the same off smell means it was probably the same yeast growing in them all...
As a general rule of thumb, if something smells rotten, it probably is
And my man consumed it all the same
I pray for his digestive tract
So August was eating a yeast infection. That's "taking one for the team" at the next level.