The Worst Burger Ever Made

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  • @CreateAmazment
    @CreateAmazment Рік тому +12418

    Jack has probably ingested so much raw food that we could use him to make a vaccine against salmonella

    • @michaelfireheart8300
      @michaelfireheart8300 Рік тому +383

      Most likely as this is a literal salmonella burger!

    • @lg8365
      @lg8365 Рік тому +45

      😆

    • @no-pw2xc
      @no-pw2xc Рік тому +2

      when I read this I just imagined mini Jack's getting injected into people.. not something I've ever thought I'd think or sm I want to think, thanks

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 Рік тому +421

      I know you meant that as a joke but in all seriousness, we could probably really synthesise a vaccine for food poisoning immunity from him for real.
      I see him eating the food yet I'm still in disbelief he never had any health issues from it.

    • @Quicknori
      @Quicknori Рік тому +17

      Yup i know right.

  • @dgarrard100
    @dgarrard100 Рік тому +4415

    Jack has an uncanny ability to make meat look more raw than it did when he started cooking it.

    • @luminous3174
      @luminous3174 Рік тому +26

      XD

    • @luminous3174
      @luminous3174 Рік тому +8

      @levichicwown9760 XDXD

    • @sgtJOOSEcapeS
      @sgtJOOSEcapeS Рік тому +23

      😂I see why he had a stroke geesuss 😂.... Da food he cooks is Way undercooked... I bet FDA will have a field day on his site and his home prolly disconnect everything take every kitchin ware n leave em wit a microwave...well he might mess that up too

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 Рік тому +6

      @levichicwown9760he’s gonna say its overcooked

    • @cuntholz4147
      @cuntholz4147 Рік тому +9

      That bison died twice

  • @Andy-Fox
    @Andy-Fox Рік тому +2750

    I like how he says MMMMMMM before he even takes the first bite and staring with dead eyes into the camera.

    • @KonradvonHotzendorf
      @KonradvonHotzendorf Рік тому +111

      Yeah 🤣 Trying not spit it out

    • @TheAugizzz
      @TheAugizzz Рік тому +100

      My mom does that and I'm like "stop the bullshit tell me what it tastes like" 😂

    • @firewolf0065
      @firewolf0065 Рік тому +52

      @@KonradvonHotzendorf I think he actually liked it, he's not quite right in the head anymore 😂

    • @Bread24778
      @Bread24778 Рік тому +9

      his begin for help people have him there making the videos

    • @NumbNutsEmporium
      @NumbNutsEmporium Рік тому +7

      @@Bread24778 oh I hope he got help

  • @IrishBrotato
    @IrishBrotato Рік тому +393

    Everytime jack uses the toilet after eating one of his own dishes the toilet hears boss music

  • @dgarrard100
    @dgarrard100 Рік тому +2096

    Jack says "mmmm" exactly like a parent trying to trick their toddler into eating broccoli.

    • @Kefka2010
      @Kefka2010 Рік тому +87

      Seriously, dude had the most blank look on his face and I swear he did that the moment his mouth touched the bread. Most people start chewing the food before making that decision. I guess those burger buns are good because that was the only thing he was touching when he did that.

    • @filledwithvariousknowledge2747
      @filledwithvariousknowledge2747 Рік тому +8

      Or cauliflower. I used to hate from the age of 6 to 10 though in large this was because a friend’s mom kept cooking it too watery

    • @LiberatedMind1
      @LiberatedMind1 Рік тому

      @@filledwithvariousknowledge2747 I want to cook you into a soup.

    • @follantic
      @follantic 8 місяців тому +1

      I read e.coli instead of broccoli.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 7 місяців тому +6

      As a 10yo, I would be so embarrassed if my mom & her friend still had to go "mmmm" to get me to eat stuff.

  • @ladynuyorican
    @ladynuyorican Рік тому +1439

    I love how he put the slice of cheese on thinking it would melt on top of a raw burger.

    • @haverjr
      @haverjr Рік тому +156

      And immediately tops it with a cold tomato and condiments. Like jack its not going to melt at all, not even discussing the cold raw meat.

    • @mysticloverfairy1
      @mysticloverfairy1 Рік тому +41

      That's my pet peeve, when fast food places just slap the cheese on the burger cold .

    • @trudypops
      @trudypops Рік тому +17

      My thought exactly, lol. I watched that cheese Not melt

    • @martk647
      @martk647 Рік тому

      The meat could probably slap him back on his face.

    • @Tone_Deaf_Bard-420
      @Tone_Deaf_Bard-420 Рік тому +7

      @@haverjr Now imagine putting that all in the microwave with the meat still raw. Now that'd be disgusting on a completely whole nother level.

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 Рік тому +2137

    I feel like one day, Jack is going to accidentally cook a burger to medium rare and complain that it’s burnt

    • @speedymcspeedfr
      @speedymcspeedfr Рік тому +70

      He would complain to MacDonald's that his Big Mac is burnt

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 Рік тому +88

      @@speedymcspeedfr He’d complain that they squeezed out all the flavour since McDonalds uses smash burgers

    • @drunkdogwithagun468
      @drunkdogwithagun468 Рік тому +53

      @@Nick_C1997 I feel like he’d complain about everything at a restaurant and then make the claim that he can make it better at home. Of course at home it would be raw beef and chicken that his oven somehow revived and is now walking around clucking…

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 Рік тому +47

      @@drunkdogwithagun468 It went in as dinner, came out as a pet

    • @comradebroosk9396
      @comradebroosk9396 Рік тому +26

      He would blame the Magic Bullet for overcooking it.

  • @MoolsDogTwoOfficial
    @MoolsDogTwoOfficial Рік тому +163

    Bro would get a raise in a school cafeteria.

  • @ZanderAlex
    @ZanderAlex Рік тому +2169

    I like how Jack uses the residual heat from a raw burger and tomato slice to melt the cheese. Genius

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 Рік тому +162

      That would explain why that cheese hadn't even begun to melt by the time he started chowing down on it.

    • @SketchySkullKnight
      @SketchySkullKnight Рік тому +62

      "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!"

    • @merkmarm
      @merkmarm Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bricejohnson692
      @bricejohnson692 Рік тому +1

      Slay

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 Рік тому +79

      You misunderstand. He's using the body heat of the still-alive animal to melt the cheese.

  • @justinroberts2323
    @justinroberts2323 Рік тому +643

    The cheese not melting even a little bit told me all I needed to know about the rarity of that burger

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Рік тому +17

      It's not even blue!

    • @bobbob1278
      @bobbob1278 Рік тому +16

      ​@@crowdemon_archives Shut up. It's blood rare, not blue rare

    • @caliwagg1898
      @caliwagg1898 Рік тому +29

      I screamed at the screen at that bit. To quote Gordon Ramsey, IT'S FUCKING RAW!

    • @catoverlords9560
      @catoverlords9560 11 місяців тому

      Both terms are used, blue is more common. Chill. ​@@bobbob1278

    • @DavidAbyssal
      @DavidAbyssal 4 місяці тому +1

      The meat lay to rest a little after that warm touch in the pan, and placed cold later in the video...

  • @Mitsoxfan
    @Mitsoxfan Рік тому +1235

    Jack-"Now that's a good burger!"
    Burger-"Moo."

    • @YSFmemories
      @YSFmemories Рік тому +16

      do bison moo though

    • @SpudEater
      @SpudEater Рік тому +46

      @@YSFmemories What do bison say? The long anticipated sequel to, "what does the fox say?"

    • @Tone_Deaf_Bard-420
      @Tone_Deaf_Bard-420 Рік тому +27

      @@YSFmemories They kinda make this low bellowing noise. Kinda like a cow, just deeper and more gruff.

    • @jollyrot3145
      @jollyrot3145 Рік тому +5

      Moo in bison, means it disagrees with him.

    • @Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture
      @Amin-al-Husseini_1941picture Рік тому +7

      "god damn it honey! The wildlife got to the cows again and theres this naked man in a barn!"

  • @Mr.FancyGengar
    @Mr.FancyGengar 8 місяців тому +124

    Working from the outside in:
    Bun: Why is it not toasted?
    Toppings: Okay a little unique and to a small degree can understand. I myself have a recipe for a burger that calls for a slice of a pear. which is usually a hit at family/social gatherings. But why did he not melt the cheese? Where did he learn to cut a tomato? Why not use fresh peppers? Why use Teriyaki sauce and not a smokey or sweet bbq sauce? Personally I would have used a spread mixture of mayo, whole grain mustard, and fresh chopped tarragon.
    Meat: WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT A FLAT MEATBALL? WHY IS IT SO UNDERCOOKED YOU CAN STILL SEE THE SINEW? WHY DID HE MAN HANDLE THE PATTY SO MUCH?

    • @shaggy4real97
      @shaggy4real97 5 місяців тому +10

      1. The sauce is his own brand he was pushing called "The best (insert food type) you'll ever taste, so he's forcing his own sponsor on a sponsored video (BTW the brand now only sells aprons as the food fell out)
      2. He regularly undercooks food as he has no patience nor understanding of food safety
      3. Sport peppers were probably gonna go bad so he just threw whatever he had or it's his weird obsession with "sweet heat" (thus why teriyaki sauce)
      4. Probably learned from his own video as he has his own tutorial video last I checked from 18 years ago
      5. He really thought 5 minutes would have been enough for the patty to collect heat in the patty to melt the cheese, but with a temp practically at room temp, that cheese will only sweat, not melt
      6. He man handled it to "incorporate the flavor" and hide the breadcrumbs and egg
      7. He was notorious for never toasting buns ever

    • @NoelCo-yd1gu
      @NoelCo-yd1gu 2 місяці тому +3

      Pear on a burger is weird. And never ever a hit anywhere.

    • @ancavalcanti92
      @ancavalcanti92 2 місяці тому

      I don't think canned peppers sound so bad if you think of them as an alternative to pickles.

    • @PneumatinisPlaktukas15
      @PneumatinisPlaktukas15 2 місяці тому +3

      @@NoelCo-yd1gu bro's a magic genie that pops out of somewhere every time this food combination is created to observe the reactions of people who eat it💀💀

    • @willischwabe1324
      @willischwabe1324 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@PneumatinisPlaktukas15
      Just stop.
      Your comment is generic and missing the point completely.
      And adding skulls at the end to make it look better is like Jack saying "MHHHMMMM" at the end.

  • @Murdolph
    @Murdolph Рік тому +506

    August: "I'm not going to spoil it". Also August: shows it in the intro

    • @Adam-jv9wz
      @Adam-jv9wz Рік тому +8

      Yeah I was waiting to see if this was even worse

    • @hibbity_hooblah
      @hibbity_hooblah Рік тому +26

      Oohgust isn't the smartest guy.....

    • @Alexa-Raine
      @Alexa-Raine Рік тому +13

      He does it every video. I'm used to skipping ahead every time at this point.

    • @Autocratical
      @Autocratical Рік тому

      I can’t stand when youtubers do this bullshit. As if I’m going to click off the video immediately if I don’t see the entire point within 5 seconds.

    • @yupjuliansje
      @yupjuliansje Рік тому +17

      Reminds me of American TV because they need to convince their audience to stick around. I don't think it's neccesary, if August picks this video I know it's got the makings of a good train wreck.
      I hope he changes the format to keep the peak of the video a nice surprise.

  • @mrwafflepants6950
    @mrwafflepants6950 Рік тому +1957

    This man is an avenger level threat with his immune system

    • @godzilla5446
      @godzilla5446 Рік тому +81

      I agree. How Jack hasn’t got food poisoning horrifies me

    • @pattyanne9982
      @pattyanne9982 Рік тому +46

      He'll probably survive the upcoming apocalypse. ☜⁠ ⁠(⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠). Just saying.

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning Рік тому +25

      What you meant to say is "his immune system can repel Avengers Level threats"

    • @muddysteam
      @muddysteam Рік тому +15

      Swear the fact the botulism has lost this many times makes me think it’s not real

    • @TobeyFairre7861
      @TobeyFairre7861 Рік тому +29

      @@godzilla5446 it's been theorized that food poisoning led to at least one of his strokes. He claims that caffeine caused one, I'm personally not too sure about that, given how bad his diet is in general.

  • @orangerightgold7512
    @orangerightgold7512 Рік тому +314

    the best part about cooking with jack show is his face after he takes a bite LMAO. u can see the internal battle he's having with himself trying to keep a straight face.

    • @nicholasselke5214
      @nicholasselke5214 Рік тому +19

      I’ve also noticed that he never takes a second bite

  • @noir3368
    @noir3368 Рік тому +295

    he didnt even put salt on the burger..?

    • @JustacommenterLol-ic4cu
      @JustacommenterLol-ic4cu 7 місяців тому +40

      That ain’t uncommon in Jack’s kitchen

    • @broadcastbard
      @broadcastbard 6 місяців тому +33

      The teriyaki sauce is probably loaded with salt and sugar.

    • @AestheticAutumn
      @AestheticAutumn 6 місяців тому +14

      He did not toast the buns 😭😭😭

    • @trm1836
      @trm1836 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AestheticAutumn improve on your grammar

    • @AestheticAutumn
      @AestheticAutumn 6 місяців тому +11

      @@trm1836 Okay, no need to tell me. I did not realize that until you commented on it lol 🤡

  • @Tofu_Delivery_Boi
    @Tofu_Delivery_Boi Рік тому +662

    Can we just acknowledge the fact of how he didn’t take his ring off when squeezing the meat? Like wtf now he has a meaty nasty ring

    • @rush1er
      @rush1er Рік тому +137

      What?!?! Don't be a fool! That's where years and years of "flavor growth" is stored... kinda like a chefs wooden spoon. Instead he has a "culture ring" with diamond grooves to allow maximum bacto-flavin growth.

    • @Fuckyourselfgoogle
      @Fuckyourselfgoogle Рік тому

      @@rush1er they say sometimes at night when he's feeling a bit peckish he gives it a little lick

    • @clover77707
      @clover77707 Рік тому +7

      ​@@rush1er 😂😂

    • @arcticalissa
      @arcticalissa 11 місяців тому +36

      @@rush1er There is probably civilizations of bacteria in that ring

    • @pedtypts
      @pedtypts 9 місяців тому +13

      Thank you i thought i am the only one who was shockd bei that. I am a chef. I have many rings and watch and never Ever have them on.

  • @calebmarek
    @calebmarek Рік тому +2809

    Jack: "I'm going to make a burger."
    Jack: begins to make meatballs.

    • @nicholasselke5214
      @nicholasselke5214 Рік тому +100

      I thought it was meatloaf. Could be either or

    • @D4zz13R
      @D4zz13R Рік тому +56

      Meatloaf is the recipe he's making! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HeavenScentbyShannon
      @HeavenScentbyShannon Рік тому +4

      @@nicholasselke5214 same

    • @lukaszdluzak3905
      @lukaszdluzak3905 Рік тому +10

      Isn't he just making mielone?

    • @tonyrichard8078
      @tonyrichard8078 Рік тому +1

      This dude gotta be smoking some serious sh*t to actually think these concoctions are edible ...

  • @tobsw3802
    @tobsw3802 Рік тому +611

    Everyones freaking out about his raw bison burger on a cold, dry untoasted bun but the truest sign of Jack's absolute insanity is the fact that he ate that burger sideways like a maniac.

    • @secdup2510
      @secdup2510 Рік тому +28

      I think he ate it sideways so he would only get the very edge of the burger which would be cold but still cooked my that the centre.

    • @JD_79
      @JD_79 Рік тому +29

      Five bucks says he did that so he could bite almost entirely bun and toppings and skip the raw meat inside. Even Jack had to realize that this was inedible.

    • @Saitken
      @Saitken Рік тому +7

      I swear that he faked that bite, he goes far too out of his way to hide the "bitten" part and he cuts the video without "swallowing" it

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 10 місяців тому +4

      @@secdup2510If only, I’ve seen Jack do parking lot fast food review videos (Because of course Scalfani does that), that’s just how he eats burgers

  • @LostCanuck192
    @LostCanuck192 11 місяців тому +16

    Forget the rawness. He bit into it sideways like a memtal patient

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 Рік тому +797

    Cooking with Jack is the gift that keeps on giving whether we like it or not

    • @bundesautobahn7
      @bundesautobahn7 Рік тому +37

      Fun fact: "Gift" means "poison", in German. ;)

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 Рік тому +14

      @@bundesautobahn7 That is a fun fact lol. I love it. German is the best lol

    • @Schneewittchen1310
      @Schneewittchen1310 Рік тому

      @@bundesautobahn7 Muhahaha 😄 That is so evil and so very German. Never was more proud 😁

    • @bundesautobahn7
      @bundesautobahn7 Рік тому +2

      @@Schneewittchen1310 Ein bisschen Evil muss sein. ;)

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 Рік тому +2

      I love it, cuz I dump all my criticism & anger upon him

  • @MZ-zg1to
    @MZ-zg1to Рік тому +1259

    That gross ring on his finger digging into the meat, egg etc gave me the chills

    • @supraguy4694
      @supraguy4694 Рік тому +171

      Right? Like, why the hell would you not take off any jewelry before cooking? Especially when working with raw meat.

    • @shabath
      @shabath Рік тому +218

      @@supraguy4694 Dude eats raw food regularly, do you think that mere bacteria scares him? He laughs at general hygiene.

    • @PNJB_R
      @PNJB_R Рік тому +83

      @@shabath bros stomach can digest iron at this point

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +40

      I don't even wear my bracelets when I cook. Between having to constantly wash my hands and getting food on me it's just easier to take them off. I don't want to have to clean food particles out of my jewelry.

    • @charliegirlize
      @charliegirlize Рік тому +31

      It’s turning his finger green. Must of cost him a fortune.

  • @SirCountaBand
    @SirCountaBand Рік тому +283

    5:30 killed me 😂
    “I’m gonna show you how to make a hamburger”
    “No he’s not”

    • @Ecstasia1
      @Ecstasia1 Рік тому

      He's making a "Hamburg Steak", the predecessor of the "Hamburger"
      Look it up, there is a Wikipedia page on it and it looks quite like what he cooked.
      From Wikipedia:
      "This kind of fillet was beef ground by hand, lightly salted, often smoked, and usually served raw in a dish along with onions and bread crumbs"
      " Seasoning, egg, breadcrumb, onion and milk may be combined with the meat [...]"

    • @KyrenaH
      @KyrenaH Рік тому +7

      @@Ecstasia1 If your hamburger steak is that raw then you did something wrong.

    • @afrosamurai3847
      @afrosamurai3847 Рік тому +7

      @@Ecstasia1 "Smoked" this is to dry out the outside and prevent bacterial growth as well as the chemicals in the smoke having antimicrobial effects. So no Jack just made a raw burger.

    • @j.ritter619
      @j.ritter619 Рік тому +1

      I thought the exact same thing. For real gave me a good 2 minute long belly laugh. Lol

    • @Ecstasia1
      @Ecstasia1 Рік тому

      @@afrosamurai3847 "sometimes smoked" and only after forming the patty (so only from the outside).
      "The Hamburg steak was served raw or lightly cooked and was accompanied by a raw egg"

  • @Estoye
    @Estoye 10 місяців тому +12

    Adding egg and breadcrumbs. Congratulations, Jack. You just made undercooked bison meatloaf.

  • @cedricosborne442
    @cedricosborne442 Рік тому +263

    Every time Jack says 'MMMM' I get a cold chill down my spine and I die a little inside... the way he tries to con us into thinking that the food he cooks is actually good make me believe that there is no more good left in the world. HE knows it's bad, WE know it's bad, and HE knows that WE know it's bad...

    • @Desthelover
      @Desthelover Рік тому +23

      I love both the level of distress and accuracy of this comment. People might not think it's this serious, but you and I both know it is. It's almost dire lol 😅 The delusion of it all is juuuust...

    • @jermahevans7440
      @jermahevans7440 Рік тому +5

      Grifting. Hes just a grifter. Its pretty gross actually, not just the “food” quality.

    • @vismattress5760
      @vismattress5760 Рік тому +1

      how do you know? maybe he just likes his garbage.

    • @djb1ge
      @djb1ge Рік тому +2

      He goes "Mmmm" as he's biting the burger. It doesn't even register on his taste buds yet. lol

    • @kiine7736
      @kiine7736 Рік тому +1

      With the "mmm"'s, he's trying to convince himself. Every time I watch a video like this, I look at Jack's face to see his true feelings. He literally lied every single time.

  • @yamigurl822
    @yamigurl822 Рік тому +851

    The fact that he doesn’t take his ring off to hand-toss REAL MEAT is psyco

    • @zombiTrout
      @zombiTrout Рік тому

      He probably still has meat stuck in his ring from last month. 🤢

    • @theboraxbandit9563
      @theboraxbandit9563 Рік тому

      Brainwashed

    • @Soggywafflecakes
      @Soggywafflecakes Рік тому +69

      As soon as he put the teriyaki sauce on the "burger" I knew this guy was a psychopath

    • @uncooked_ham
      @uncooked_ham Рік тому +21

      Same, that tilted me the fuck out.

    • @Soggywafflecakes
      @Soggywafflecakes Рік тому +2

      @johnmcalister3620 The thing that makes this gross to me is that he is using bison meat.

  • @Asstronut
    @Asstronut Рік тому +343

    Not sure what's lower: his level of self awareness, or the internal temperature of that burger patty..

    • @MiticDane
      @MiticDane Рік тому +1

      Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa

    • @NicholasMcdermottNick
      @NicholasMcdermottNick Рік тому +1

      both

    • @frenchtoastemergency
      @frenchtoastemergency Рік тому +5

      His IQ.

    • @Kev.in1997
      @Kev.in1997 Рік тому

      ​@@NicholasMcdermottNick both are lower?
      Sounds like you aren't the brightest candle on the cake either

    • @_Fernando.
      @_Fernando. Рік тому +8

      @@Kev.in1997 You're so smart you can't even understand a joke. Nice.

  • @santiklingo
    @santiklingo Рік тому +10

    bro cooked his burger with a warm breath

  • @spimuru5040
    @spimuru5040 Рік тому +230

    Given Jack's fundamental misunderstandings of heat, Jack is the kind of dude who would wonder why there isn't glass in the desert due to the heat and sand.

    • @counterfeit1148
      @counterfeit1148 Рік тому +27

      If he even knows that sand can turn into glass

    • @theflyingfish66
      @theflyingfish66 Місяць тому +1

      I love him putting the cheese on, "the heat from the burger will melt the cheese", then immediately drops a thick tomato slice and 3 other cold toppings onto the cheese to keep it from ever melting.

  • @djb1ge
    @djb1ge Рік тому +571

    This man mixed Italian bread crumbs with Teriyaki sauce in that burger. Straight MENACE.

    • @myes344
      @myes344 Рік тому +34

      Dont forget the egg. Thats just fowl

    • @zpumbaa
      @zpumbaa Рік тому +30

      @@myes344 eggs and breadcrumbs/ flour is a common ingredient in burger patties. Most burger you eat probably have egg in it

    • @riese_untoten4183
      @riese_untoten4183 Рік тому +15

      @@zpumbaaYeah I dunno what August was talking about with that shit

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Рік тому +51

      @@zpumbaain burger patties????? In meatballs yes, meatloaf yes…… but at a decent restaurant or decent home chef’s dinner party, if you EVER get fed a BURGER with that much shit mixed in as binder….. go home

    • @volkert314
      @volkert314 Рік тому +13

      @@zpumbaa No.. no it isn't.

  • @17_ken
    @17_ken Рік тому +202

    “ I know it’s gonna be beautiful”
    -Jack’s famous last words

    • @pattyanne9982
      @pattyanne9982 Рік тому +2

      HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!! Good one!

    • @MistaJG
      @MistaJG Рік тому +4

      He was referring to his funeral when his immune system dies 😂

    • @pattyanne9982
      @pattyanne9982 Рік тому +1

      @@violetpuddins Oh Stop! Your killing me... patient zero for the FDA

    • @silverbladeofnorth7345
      @silverbladeofnorth7345 Рік тому +1

      @@MistaJG Trust me, his survival this far means he is immortal

    • @MistaJG
      @MistaJG Рік тому

      @@silverbladeofnorth7345 has to be lol the bloody chicken was almost too much for me to watch lol

  • @liquidt3ch
    @liquidt3ch Рік тому +25

    this man's immune system needs to be studied for science

    • @SnickerEater836
      @SnickerEater836 8 місяців тому +1

      His immune system can repel rabies by this point.

  • @rosspuch6769
    @rosspuch6769 Рік тому +375

    Cooking with Jack Show is an infinite source of content for you. Long Live king of salmonella.

    • @dayz_player420
      @dayz_player420 Рік тому +2

      Better cooking with Kuchnia bombaska

    • @galis4383
      @galis4383 Рік тому +4

      @@dayz_player420 I did not expect Kononowicz to be mentioned in the comments of August's videos

    • @it.snowig
      @it.snowig Рік тому +5

      *Sultan of Salmonella

    • @B3an01
      @B3an01 Рік тому

      @@it.snowig the emperor

    • @jackhall5913
      @jackhall5913 Рік тому

      He makes bad food on purpose for publicity.

  • @MrMrphelps
    @MrMrphelps Рік тому +829

    For me, the most horrifying thing is his refusal to take his ring off when making his patty. Must smell crazy under there

    • @squishy3248
      @squishy3248 Рік тому +57

      Ew, I didn’t even notice until now. I would say I hope he takes it off and cleans it, but knowing Jack he doesn’t

    • @jupiter452
      @jupiter452 Рік тому +13

      I noticed that lol

    • @arcticalissa
      @arcticalissa 11 місяців тому +10

      Ugh that sounds nasty

    • @richardmcgowan1651
      @richardmcgowan1651 10 місяців тому +21

      Does he ever wash his hands when he is cooking all this? Doubt it. The ring would be the least of your worries. Given he is cooking in a dirty family kitchen.

    • @Mr.FancyGengar
      @Mr.FancyGengar 9 місяців тому

      Man’s going to take it to the jeweler to get it cleaned and whole ass meals are going to be found in those crevices.

  • @pecalfarticle4700
    @pecalfarticle4700 Рік тому +247

    Love how he kept on the ring while kneading the super bowl of salmonella

    • @Hulliepap
      @Hulliepap Рік тому +7

      There’s no salmonella in beef. I mean it’s super gross what he makes, don’t get me wrong. But beef you can eat safely raw

    • @outofpowder
      @outofpowder Рік тому +55

      Dude I know right. I was like "bro take your damn ring off"
      Also you can get salmonella from burgers, idk where homie got his info from. The reason you can eat steak mostly raw is because the bacteria forms on the outside of the cut but has a hard time getting into the meat. But with burgers your literally grinding the meat up and spreading bacteria all over the place so you have to cook it thoroughly.

    • @CountDoucheula
      @CountDoucheula Рік тому +11

      Imagine all the knuckle hairs this monster has eaten over the years

    • @taipogriz836
      @taipogriz836 Рік тому +24

      @@Hulliepap Beef can have salmonella, there’s just a lower risk than with poultry (this goes for pork and most seafood as well).
      Eating ground beef not cooked to temperature is more dangerous than other forms of beef, though. Salmonella isn’t as much of a risk, but other harmful bacteria is*. I’d say the chances of getting sick probably aren’t that crazy outside of an outbreak (tends to happen a few times a year).
      *(The other comment is a little right, the actual reason why it’s unsafe is because ground any meat is just a random assortment of “leftover” cuts that have lost freshness for varying lengths of time. Less care/sanitation is also placed in grinding as it’s expected for people to… Not eat it raw. Fresh ground beef is pretty safe to eat raw, like legitimate you grinding fresh cuts yourself or a similar level of freshness.)
      --
      Other than that, similar sentiment. I’d have a deathwish to want to eat any of Jack’s cooking, don’t get me wrong. But I’ve found a lot of commentators/commenters get a lot of things wrong when it comes to critiquing him and certain techniques (ex. the egg binder, which honestly is perfectly fine done correctly) or just… Plain over exaggerating.
      You don’t need to try and use technical terms or spout ignorance to describe this dude’s horrendous cooking lol. A simple, “Wow, this shit is rancid, and I have no other words to describe how my guts feel right now.” Would suffice.

    • @Everlucky_Clover
      @Everlucky_Clover Рік тому

      @@Hulliepap this beef is safe raw is a myth. STEAKS and cut fillets of beef are SAFER but not risk free since the bacteria grows on the outer edges and dont penetrate unless the cuts are mishandled . but any kinda of ground meat under cooked (or in jacks case still mooing) carries a high chance of food born illness. get your facts straight since food myths can actually kill people when it comes to handling raw product.

  • @HDitzzDH
    @HDitzzDH Рік тому +8

    The recipe aside... The fact that he mashed the burger patties with his wedding ring on is wild.

  • @zanekpurplecrab
    @zanekpurplecrab Рік тому +284

    I really wanna see Jack on Hell’s Kitchen and get yelled at by Gordon Ramsay lol

    • @Nick_C1997
      @Nick_C1997 Рік тому +22

      I remember seeing one of his videos when he read viewer mail and he said people had been encouraging him to sign up for Hell’s Kitchen or Masterchef, he said he wasn’t interested because he knew he’d use jarred ingredients

    • @BlackAcePlays
      @BlackAcePlays Рік тому +10

      That would then be the episode where Ramsay gets imprisonated. :D

    • @MeatEatingVegan777
      @MeatEatingVegan777 Рік тому +13

      There's only soo many times that Gordon Ramsey can yell "ITS FOOOOOOCKING RAWWW!!!!" He'd probably lose his voice half way into the episode.

    • @kikuragegaming
      @kikuragegaming Рік тому +10

      Yelled? He is gonna get shot by gordon ramsay

    • @Philippos0-e3v
      @Philippos0-e3v 10 місяців тому

      @@kikuragegaming😂

  • @SergeantSaxophone
    @SergeantSaxophone Рік тому +166

    6:59 did anyone else notice the pink crumb of meat fall out, had me horrified before it even got fully cut

  • @phantp78
    @phantp78 Рік тому +554

    He’s basically making meatloaf. What’s scary is he sounds confident with what he’s doing.

    • @condor237
      @condor237 Рік тому +20

      He somehow manages to mess up a meatloaf, something I could cook in elementary school

    • @turtle7459
      @turtle7459 Рік тому +37

      Raw meatloaf at that. Dudes stomach is impenetrable.

    • @wyuj888jgszpokrrtuz
      @wyuj888jgszpokrrtuz Рік тому

      He's always super confident and annoying with his cooking. He sucls.

    • @domwillban656
      @domwillban656 Рік тому

      Been watching Jack for a long time. He’s far too egotistical to smell his own bullshit.

    • @unleadedherbz1376
      @unleadedherbz1376 Рік тому

      Yes that's what scares me also

  • @Marz7
    @Marz7 Рік тому +10

    Jack should have just unpacked it and say “alright! It’s finished! Dig in!” 😂

  • @whitebeard420
    @whitebeard420 Рік тому +910

    Jack never fails to eat raw poultry, because there was infact an egg in that patty. Yes jack ate completely raw bison meat, but also got his daily dose of raw chicken.

    • @Tone_Deaf_Bard-420
      @Tone_Deaf_Bard-420 Рік тому +12

      Yummy 😒😳

    • @Louis...............
      @Louis............... Рік тому +19

      You can eat raw eggs no problem

    • @controlledsingularity8084
      @controlledsingularity8084 Рік тому +5

      Raw egg goes in a lot of things like mayo

    • @JoShmoefrom43rd
      @JoShmoefrom43rd Рік тому +3

      @@lurkwave it was basically an a or b solution either the shell is the only thing that has salmonella or the insides also contain it that’s all that mattered in the sense of the statement

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 Рік тому +16

      @@JoShmoefrom43rd yeah and if you look closely, he got some shell in that mixture... PLUS he didn't wash his hands after cracking the egg. Which is salmonella avoidance 101

  • @Lord_Horker
    @Lord_Horker Рік тому +249

    On a positive note, the way he cracked that egg was pretty dope

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 Рік тому +264

    2:03 You gotta give credit when it's due. That egg crack was absolutely FLAWLESS.

    • @tibicenlinnei4014
      @tibicenlinnei4014 Рік тому +17

      I saw a piece of shell fall in

    • @blacksunapocalypse
      @blacksunapocalypse Рік тому +11

      Nah there was shell in the meat... Which he didn't remove :P

    • @Lord_Horker
      @Lord_Horker Рік тому +52

      @@tibicenlinnei4014 Look you have to accept a little collateral damage with Jack

    • @joeydavila8244
      @joeydavila8244 Рік тому +3

      @Tibicen it’s ok, he cracked it great and then mixed it in for flavor.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Рік тому +7

      @@tibicenlinnei4014 Regardless of the small piece of shell he knuckle cracked it right in half. That would be fairly impressive for anyone, let alone jack.

  • @marklouisspark
    @marklouisspark Рік тому +3

    As he mashes the ground meat with his hands... He adds all the collective bacteria over years of handling raw.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Рік тому +148

    "Jack Scalfani is a UA-cam chef..."
    August, you give Jack far, far too much credit.

    • @ARTofTY-TV
      @ARTofTY-TV Рік тому

      A guy who prepares "food" on UA-cam would be a safer description.

  • @QuintMorrison6
    @QuintMorrison6 Рік тому +328

    I’m fine with this slowly becoming the “Cooking with Jack” commentary channel.

    • @yoshei3761
      @yoshei3761 Рік тому +6

      And Dhar Mann also

    • @Sanjiluv
      @Sanjiluv Рік тому +13

      not really, I just thought about this. The dudes content farming him and coming off as lazy and boring lol.
      Like yeah, no shit. The guy can't cook and the food is bad. There are other people out there who share these traits you could be making commentary on. This duck is stale now.

    • @sashasmokes721
      @sashasmokes721 Рік тому +6

      Moistcritikal certainly does it better, but this scratches that Jacky boy itch

    • @Cimsy_games
      @Cimsy_games Рік тому +2

      @@Sanjiluv then why watch the videos??

    • @Sanjiluv
      @Sanjiluv Рік тому +1

      @@Cimsy_games Lol think for like half a second about the implications of what I said and you'd have had your answer.
      I watched his videos before hand because I found them entertaining. This is essentially the straw that broke the camels back.

  • @dbrown2264
    @dbrown2264 Рік тому +172

    I burst out laughing every time he reveals his "finished" dish. Never disappoints.

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 9 місяців тому +4

    Jack managed to make a burger that was simultaneously cold, dry, sweet AND raw

  • @TheStupidrule
    @TheStupidrule Рік тому +644

    Something terrifying just dawned on me: this is what Jack uploaded after editing. It's not like this was live, he messed up and he had to pretend it was fine. No, he had all the time in the world to cook this more or even start over. He chose to upload this, because he's genuinely proud of the end result. Jack makes me want to cry.

    • @thebra
      @thebra Рік тому +66

      He doesn't come off as the most disciplined individual. He lives by "good enough".

    • @alyshay82597
      @alyshay82597 Рік тому +38

      He might be proud of it. Or he could just be too lazy to actually go back and cook a proper burger.
      I lean more towards him being a combo of ignorant and proud of his cooking in general though.

    • @-Graham
      @-Graham Рік тому +36

      He made 3 patties. He had 2 chances to recover yet he chose to bare face his way through. Who does that?

    • @kebby8251
      @kebby8251 Рік тому +9

      @@-Graham he fed his wife and son this.

    • @Lex60
      @Lex60 Рік тому +7

      Maybe this was the best-looking of the three patties. Instead of cooking one each time and doing a regular burger and two variations to show, he went with the lazy idea he could manage to conceive. Also... no salt or pepper and he is going to say that the teriyaki sauce has enough.

  • @L86END
    @L86END Рік тому +234

    "How would you like your burger."
    Him: "take it out the freezer, breathe on it, put it in between two buns and call it a day"😂

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 5 місяців тому +5

      "I would like my burger cooked by someone who knows what they're doing, please."

  • @albatrossthedragon
    @albatrossthedragon Рік тому +205

    I SCREAMED when he took a massive bite out of that raw burger. I’ve never been so horrified watching a cooking video.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 7 місяців тому +1

      He had 3 patties! _That's_ when you delete the footage, put them back on to cook some more, & cut a different one for the cam. lol
      WTH lol

    • @Encucumbered
      @Encucumbered 7 місяців тому +1

      I've once had a good raw burger, it was basically a steak tartare but just with a nice maillard reaction.

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP Рік тому +2

    Not only can't he cook a a burger to the right temperature, he doesn't even understand the basic concept of "having some oil in the pan as you cook your burger." That pan is completely and utterly dry, no oil, no butter, no nothing.
    My burgers are basically swimming in butter whenever I fry them in a pan.

  • @FinessorKHR
    @FinessorKHR Рік тому +86

    “Im gonna show you how to build a burger”
    “No he’s not” 😂😂😂😂

    • @crazysmall.artist
      @crazysmall.artist Рік тому +2

      I don't understand how he's NOT gagging after all of that raw meat 🥴🤮

    • @michaelakadap924
      @michaelakadap924 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, I mean he totally forgot the lettuce 😂

  • @NeoDarkling
    @NeoDarkling Рік тому +77

    I don't know what's more unpalatable: the burger that's so raw I can see it pulsating on the bun or the clashing flavor profiles of the ingredients and toppings. Either way, I'm kinda queasy right now.

    • @praisethesun69
      @praisethesun69 Рік тому +10

      "I can see it pulsating on the bun" lmao eewww XD

    • @samdajellybeenie14
      @samdajellybeenie14 Рік тому +3

      What do you meaaaannn? Tomato and pepperoncini and teriyaki sauce and RAW BISON are perfect! I want to never eat another thing again after watching this video. It's absurd that he can think that's cooked at all. It's probably still cold! Jack my god!

  • @renskivideos
    @renskivideos Рік тому +143

    Jack tries to make a medium rare burger
    *adds an egg that can't cook in medium rare*

    • @HeronCoyote1234
      @HeronCoyote1234 Рік тому +15

      I was just thinking about that! Raw burger meat, raw egg: perfect set up for salmonella, which he’s already had 3-4 times.

    • @ST1TCH916
      @ST1TCH916 Рік тому +7

      ​@progressiveheart8333 and a few strokes too, why he only uses his left hand in the later vids

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer Рік тому +4

      ​@@HeronCoyote1234idk about bison specifically but beef and eggs are good raw if they're quality products, otherwise no one would eat a tartare which is exactly the combination of the two plus condiments

    • @anschandarxd
      @anschandarxd Рік тому +7

      @@ELiT3GrieferMost eggs that you buy in supermarkets are „normal“ eggs and not high quality. These are not intended to be eaten raw. You are right though that there are eggs for raw consumptions but i don’t think that jack is using them…

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer Рік тому +13

      @anschandarxd I just found out that actually most US eggs are treated in a way that makes raw consumption not safe, I didn't know since here in the EU it's illegal to "wash" eggs to remove the outer layer of the shell, which prevents microbes from getting into the sterile inside

  • @wubberson4450
    @wubberson4450 2 місяці тому +5

    0:29 the contents of that bowl are a war crime, I’m sure. It has to be some sort of crime.

  • @joseislanio8910
    @joseislanio8910 Рік тому +60

    Was he expecting that still room temperature patty to melt that cheese?

    • @epic7224
      @epic7224 Рік тому +4

      He said "to melt the cheese a bit" like as if it was steaming burger that makes cheese gooey and yum. I was weakkkk. All in the food network host type of voice.

    • @joseislanio8910
      @joseislanio8910 Рік тому +5

      @@epic7224 not only that, but he still put a potentially cold slice of tomato on top of it.
      When I do a burger, I put the cheese while it's still cooking, and cover the pan with the lid for making sure it'll melt really nice.

  • @TommyBNSF
    @TommyBNSF Рік тому +204

    August: I'm not gonna spoil anything that happens in the video
    Also August: *Shows the burger in the intro.

  • @Flavaring
    @Flavaring Рік тому +176

    More Cooking with Jack, you have blessed my night August.

  • @michaelsands442
    @michaelsands442 3 місяці тому +2

    That ring in his finger has to be a biological weapon.

  • @syzygy6629
    @syzygy6629 Рік тому +19

    there are around 500,000 bison left in livestock. This defilement of this poor bison by this man is terrible. I kinda feel bad for the bison who died just to be made into this monstrosity.

  • @animatian22
    @animatian22 Рік тому +77

    That burger is so rare, it’s about to walk off the plate 💀

  • @jolteon345
    @jolteon345 Рік тому +55

    The way Jack says “Mmmmmm….mmmmhmmmmhmmm” sounds like he’s having lunch at his grandma’s place and doesn’t want to tell her anything bad about it, yet has no good comments.

  • @whitneymouse
    @whitneymouse 2 місяці тому +3

    1:15 “I’m not going to spoil it” *has already shown the inside of the burger* 😭

  • @SunsetEnvy
    @SunsetEnvy Рік тому +33

    I feel bad for that bison. Poor man died just to end up on Jacks plate undercooked.

  • @chadstokes6532
    @chadstokes6532 Рік тому +125

    Jack's gotta have a stomach like a dog to digest shit like this and not get sick

    • @LollipopXI
      @LollipopXI Рік тому

      Even fucking dogs would get sick off this shit

    • @HeronCoyote1234
      @HeronCoyote1234 Рік тому +8

      I read he’s had salmonella 3-4 times.

    • @pathora4484
      @pathora4484 Рік тому +6

      @@HeronCoyote1234 When you digest raw ground meat then it is not surprising. Ground meat raw is so dangerous because intestine can get ground in there and that is where all the horrible bacteria is. I have never and will never get a hamburger medium rare I don't want pink in my ground beef. Steak on the other hand are cuts that have none of the intestines in it so unless the meat is contaminated then you can eat rare steak. Nothing better in the world then a good medium rare steak

    • @MarvinHartmann452
      @MarvinHartmann452 Рік тому +3

      ​​@@pathora4484I like my steak almost blue, but any grounded meat should absolutely be well done. The exception is when you specify the butcher that you will use the meat for a tartar, which is raw grounded beef, but anything bought from the supermarket should be cooked well done. You cannot use grounded beef from the supermarket to make a tartar because when you buy it from a butcher, he will ground the meat from very fresh beef and he will take care of any cross contamination that can happen, which they don't do to such extent in a supermarket because they know people usually cook grounded beef well done. Sorry for the long answer, my grandfather was a butcher for all his life, and that's what he told me many years ago.
      Edit: I also agree with you that there's nothing better in the world than a rare, thick steak. Now I know what will eat tonight lol.

    • @franciscodetonne4797
      @franciscodetonne4797 Рік тому

      You mean a fking vulture.

  • @paulzwanenburg913
    @paulzwanenburg913 Рік тому +76

    I eat my "Mettbrötchen" more well done than Jack eats his Burger

    • @someaddictedidiot2186
      @someaddictedidiot2186 Рік тому +6

      Now that's a statement! 🤣

    • @krustede
      @krustede Рік тому +8

      Too bad they wouldnt know what mettbrötchen are. Bc they are more national in germany bc of the strict food control here.

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 Рік тому +4

      That what I miss most about being a butcher is getting the freshest pork for mett.

    • @heinrichpreussen
      @heinrichpreussen Рік тому +2

      @@krustede Man everyday I wish I wasn't in the US, mettbrötchen looks so good

  • @nurdauletsuleimen9506
    @nurdauletsuleimen9506 2 дні тому +1

    This man is speedrunning acute intestinal infection with NG+100

  • @Asstronut
    @Asstronut Рік тому +45

    He managed to make raw meatloaf on a bun

    • @Ecstasia1
      @Ecstasia1 Рік тому

      He's making a "Hamburg Steak", the predecessor of the "Hamburger"
      Look it up, there is a Wikipedia page on it and it looks quite like what he cooked.
      From Wikipedia:
      "This kind of fillet was beef ground by hand, lightly salted, often smoked, and usually served raw in a dish along with onions and bread crumbs"
      " Seasoning, egg, breadcrumb, onion and milk may be combined with the meat [...]"

    • @thecolorfulgecko2200
      @thecolorfulgecko2200 Рік тому +5

      @@Ecstasia1 why are you defending jack in these comments SOO hard. it’s still RAW. you jack or something lmaoo

    • @Ecstasia1
      @Ecstasia1 Рік тому +1

      @@thecolorfulgecko2200 No, I just live in a country where raw meat is perfectly normal to eat and where raw beef mixed with raw egg on a bun is served at university cafeterias because it's the most normal dish to eat.
      It just makes me mad that ignorant Americans think it's poisonous while they drink the third energy-drink of the night.
      The US has a lower life expectancy than all the other countries in which you could serve a raw burger in a restaurant (France, Germany, Japan, Korea, Israel, ...)

    • @Alexa-Raine
      @Alexa-Raine Рік тому +5

      @@Ecstasia1 No, see it's more that our terrible environmental efforts and animal treatment makes it exceedingly dangerous to ingest our meats without proper cooking.
      You can't eat raw American meat unless it's from a reputable source.
      Especially the fish, so our cheap sushi 🍣 is expensive and only allowed by licensed companies who get safe farmed fish.

    • @verucasalt9182
      @verucasalt9182 Рік тому +1

      @@Ecstasia1 I’m with you. 👍

  • @christiensebastien2442
    @christiensebastien2442 Рік тому +90

    I love rare steak but rare burgers are straight up playing Russian roulette.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Рік тому +9

      It wasn't even rare. It was "blue rare" as August pointed out. I'm not sure the exact reason why steak turns blue when you undercook it a certain way, but that's where the nickname comes from. Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of New York shows us the quintessential blue rare steak.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Рік тому

      Nah fuck that , I like my burgers blue rare

    • @alariciii4963
      @alariciii4963 10 місяців тому +1

      If you use quality meat and grind it yourself it can be done relatively safely but there is always some risk.

    • @consumerofbepsi5254
      @consumerofbepsi5254 7 місяців тому

      ​@@wolfetteplays8894 it's probably fine if you buy meat in it's regular form and then mince it yourself, but if you're buying the pre-grinded meat you're definitely taking a gamble

  • @FrozenCones
    @FrozenCones Рік тому +143

    Jack is like the culinary version of Nurgle. The Great Uncooked One.

    • @YahBoiDrip
      @YahBoiDrip Рік тому

      🙏

    • @Shintigercurl
      @Shintigercurl Рік тому +9

      papa nurgle would be jealous of the pure disgusting assidry that jack produces. he'd make him a daemon prince on par with the shit lord mortarian.

    • @silverbladeofnorth7345
      @silverbladeofnorth7345 Рік тому +5

      Jack is in fact Radical Inquisitor of Ordo Malleus, he let his body face theese toxic horors to get resistance against corruption and plagues of Nurgle.

    • @tsunderetsunami9111
      @tsunderetsunami9111 Рік тому

      This is the perfect description

    • @stirfry741
      @stirfry741 Рік тому

      Hello fellow geek

  • @JustacommenterLol-ic4cu
    @JustacommenterLol-ic4cu 7 місяців тому +2

    Jack eating a piece of sushi: “this fish is burnt and the rice is way too salty. Put it back in the blender and give me some real oatmeal mister frog”

  • @PinkiWonderland
    @PinkiWonderland Рік тому +370

    Jack: *makes audibly enjoyment noises while eating burger*
    August: Jack, I'm not in the mood for your antics.
    😂

    • @OriginalStachuJones
      @OriginalStachuJones Рік тому +15

      Why does he even bother to use pan for these? Lot more to clean. He should just blast raw meat into bun, as difference between his "cooked" and raw are almost non existent

    • @PinkiWonderland
      @PinkiWonderland Рік тому +5

      @@OriginalStachuJones right?! but then again, with how raw he's food is he might as well just wipe the pan with kitchen roll since the pan won't be that dirty lol

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +2

      That had me cracking up. 😂 😂 😂

  • @jarofcomics
    @jarofcomics Рік тому +42

    Jack's eyes never look like he's actually enjoying the food he's eating

    • @beepbeeplettuce5890
      @beepbeeplettuce5890 Рік тому +13

      he probably isnt, he can never admit when hes fucked uo so he convinces himself that everything he makes is amazing

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 Рік тому +1

      @@beepbeeplettuce5890 yeah, I seriously think the dude has issues with that!
      Also love your username 😆

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 Рік тому +1

      Definitely lying to himself due to his ego.

  • @Pineapple_Jim
    @Pineapple_Jim Рік тому +21

    The ring on while mashing the meat pissed me off so much. Imagine how disgusting his jewelry is.

  • @realvictor2oo7
    @realvictor2oo7 Місяць тому +1

    It's so raw that no juice didn't even come out because the patty is still frozen

  • @Bacchus325
    @Bacchus325 Рік тому +77

    I love how he talks with the mannerisms and cadence of an early days food network host

    • @epic7224
      @epic7224 Рік тому +4

      Lmao same, makes it even funnier

    • @thecolorfulgecko2200
      @thecolorfulgecko2200 Рік тому +1

      @Just Existing🧸 jack obvi

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Рік тому +2

      Reminds me of Sandra Lee, whose recipes were so bad people would joke she made them up on the fly while working through a hangover.

    • @harogenkitnsg2474
      @harogenkitnsg2474 Рік тому +1

      That makes sense, he tried getting his show on Food Network but to no one's surprise, he failed at it. There's a video where he actually calls up Food Network to discuss about getting cooking with Jack on the air

  • @lukeymuffler6265
    @lukeymuffler6265 Рік тому +84

    Jack is the Dunning-Kruger of cooking.

  • @matthewdavis8863
    @matthewdavis8863 Рік тому +89

    Jack sounded so defeated when he opened up that burger

    • @-Graham
      @-Graham Рік тому +22

      He knew. The second he pulled that apart, he definitely knew what he'd done.

    • @matthewdavis8863
      @matthewdavis8863 Рік тому +1

      @@-Graham true that

    • @silverhawk_25
      @silverhawk_25 Рік тому

      Imagine him taking this to a homeless shelter

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Рік тому +2

      And he made multiple patties. He could have opened one off camera to get the other one good looking on camera

    • @sauvagess
      @sauvagess Рік тому +8

      That fact that you can watch his eyes as he bites into it, and he's so clearly disgusted that he can't even speak after? Hell, he started going "mm-mm" before he actually bit the burger, which is extremely telling.

  • @nikmaxwell3043
    @nikmaxwell3043 3 місяці тому +2

    "Not gonna get all fancy but I am gonna add a little something extra."
    Heat.

  • @Gokenshiba
    @Gokenshiba Рік тому +134

    He kills me lmao.. the burger wasn’t even hot enough to melt the cheese and even if it was, he put a cold tomato then the banana peppers to stop it from melting 😂

  • @vasilikivlastaras5255
    @vasilikivlastaras5255 Рік тому +43

    I hate to defend Jack, but the egg and breadcrumb combo is excellent for when you want to stretch meat to last you longer. You don't notice them in the finished product and the breadcrumbs will soak up juice and fat that would otherwise cause a grease fire on your grill. Poverty breeds innovation (-: But of course the "cooking" went to shit.

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Рік тому +20

    August: "I've never heard anyone order a bison teriyaki banana pepper burger..."
    Hawaiians and their Loco Moco: "And I took that personally."

  • @AJ_Comp_Playz
    @AJ_Comp_Playz 8 місяців тому +17

    7:26 rare is “burnt” compared to to that, THAT COW IS STILL MOOING

  • @sanrio_bae6088
    @sanrio_bae6088 Рік тому +165

    Jack is the last person I'd ever let make me food 💀💀💀

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 Рік тому +13

      I'd rather have Kay cook for me. At least she over cooks

    • @chloeb1237
      @chloeb1237 Рік тому

      I’d rather die from starvation💀😬🤚👋👋

    • @Quicknori
      @Quicknori Рік тому

      Yup i would rather have a maid make me food and not jack or kay.

    • @Quicknori
      @Quicknori Рік тому

      Yup me too i agree with you

    • @Quicknori
      @Quicknori Рік тому

      Yup me too i agree with you

  • @Vhosey420
    @Vhosey420 Рік тому +214

    I literally came out of the mental hospital TODAY. And seeing that burger makes me want to go back forever

    • @Yunooki
      @Yunooki Рік тому +28

      Congrats on getting the help tho, I'm rooting for you. And tbh if i were you I'd do the same..

    • @Vhosey420
      @Vhosey420 Рік тому +9

      @@Yunooki thank you, you'll get the help you need too, in due time 😊

    • @Yunooki
      @Yunooki Рік тому +8

      @@Vhosey420 🍪

    • @thecrzygrlnxtdoor6904
      @thecrzygrlnxtdoor6904 Рік тому +6

      Hey my guy or girl, I've been there as well last year and I just want to let you know that I'm wishing you a safe and healthy recovery. All the best.

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 Рік тому +5

      Luckily for me I didnt know about jack when I was in the psych ward

  • @FDB-8
    @FDB-8 Рік тому +45

    I noticed jack goes “Mmmm delicious” before he even takes the first bite. Can’t even pretend properly that his food tastes bad 😂

  • @Sky.august
    @Sky.august Рік тому +39

    Jack's probably got a whole colony of tape worms living in him.

    • @Ecstasia1
      @Ecstasia1 Рік тому +2

      If your country has such low hygiene standards, that you cannot even eat raw meat than I'm sad for you.
      Do you guys at least have cholera-free drinking water?
      Seriously: In Europe, Israel, Korea and Japan the life expectancy of humans is much higher than in the US and we all eat raw minced meat.
      In Germany you can even get raw pork meat on a bun at a school cafeteria.

    • @Jombi-d3g
      @Jombi-d3g Рік тому +6

      @@Ecstasia1 you sound like a sad man

    • @Ecstasia1
      @Ecstasia1 Рік тому +2

      @@Jombi-d3g funny. I'm a happy woman 😂

    • @QuattroZack1
      @QuattroZack1 Рік тому

      @@Jombi-d3g not a sad man. Just a pretentious douche.

    • @QuattroZack1
      @QuattroZack1 Рік тому

      If that were the case, he would be skinny.

  • @randomcommenter4719
    @randomcommenter4719 Рік тому +76

    I am just shocked how he hasnt improved over time? most people get better doing something over and over.

    • @erinlikesacornishpasty4703
      @erinlikesacornishpasty4703 Рік тому +17

      The mistake most people make with Cooking with Jack is assuming it's actually about cooking. It's not. It's about a sad man who can't cook who may drop dead on camera at any moment...if you just keep watching to the end you might see it. So he doesn't need to improve his cooking. In fact, it would hurt him. He knows his wheelhouse; terrible cooking sh*tshow no one can look away from and people enjoy reacting with horror to.

    • @CoasterCoat
      @CoasterCoat Рік тому

      ​@@erinlikesacornishpasty4703 lmao "that peoole cant look away" and he KNOWS IT

  • @amandaredd3057
    @amandaredd3057 Рік тому +55

    He's like a kid who has no patience to thoroughly cook his food! I remember being like that as a kid which thankfully my mother had the patience of a saint and SHE was the one cooking my food!

    • @kylekelly1167
      @kylekelly1167 Рік тому +1

      The meat he cooking that's actually how done most cook very lean meats they leave it very Red.

    • @amandaredd3057
      @amandaredd3057 Рік тому +1

      @@kylekelly1167 Yeah the pic August showed of what it should look like was also quite red in color. My niece is married to a Kyle Kelly! So weird. I did a double take when I saw your name!

    • @kylekelly1167
      @kylekelly1167 Рік тому +1

      @@amandaredd3057 Nice

    • @t.mendous7922
      @t.mendous7922 Рік тому +1

      @@amandaredd3057 Yes, the pic was red somewhat and looked delicious. But by just looking at where the meat was cut you can tell that the it is raw, not just red

    • @t.mendous7922
      @t.mendous7922 Рік тому +1

      Same here! And I still get impatient with hot dogs years later

  • @The_deck_of_cards
    @The_deck_of_cards 6 місяців тому +4

    3:20
    Bro really went "RRRUUCKKK...RRRRRRUKK!!!" 💀

  • @nighttimestalker
    @nighttimestalker Рік тому +38

    "never squeeze the patties"
    Has he never had s smash burger? Some of the best burgers you'll get

    • @HiddenHandMedia
      @HiddenHandMedia 8 місяців тому +4

      It depends when you press the meat. If you press the meat down constantly it'll dry out. If you smash it down in the beginning it'll be fine. I hate smash burgers though.

    • @KevinCarlson
      @KevinCarlson 3 місяці тому

      He had an entire rant about smash burgers in a different video. Also it's Jack so he probably hates that they're cooked through and taste good

  • @bobmalfrank5694
    @bobmalfrank5694 Рік тому +68

    One of my biggest complaints with Jack and other UA-cam "chefs" is they never take their rings off when they mix things.

  • @eidontkehr4081
    @eidontkehr4081 Рік тому +44

    its awesome how the "heat melts the cheese" 🤣

    • @ShadowRulah
      @ShadowRulah Рік тому +3

      There's a crack in the cheese after he bites it because it has zero flex. Thats not even room temperature it is cold cheese.

  • @Regarded69
    @Regarded69 2 місяці тому +2

    The reason you can safely eat beef/bison that is raw in the middle is beacuse it's a solid piece of meat and bacteria mainly lives on the surface of the meat, so you can sear the surface or just cut it off to make beef tartar. But with ground meat it's all mixed up and there is no way to seperate the bacteria, searing the surface doesn't really matter if the inside is still raw.

    • @Az_N.S.O.L.
      @Az_N.S.O.L. Місяць тому +1

      All meat is a "solid piece of meat" until you grind it, yet you can't eat a "solid" pork chop raw...
      Also, I'm not sure what you mean by cutting off the surface to make tartare?
      You just grind up a steak, raw and season it... you don't cut off anything, other than extra fat if you don't like it too fatty.
      Your explanation is... interesting...
      The reason we can eat beef raw is simple.
      Beef has denser muscle fibers, so there's less chance of pathogens getting into the meat tissue itself.
      That's it!
      Nothing to do with "solid" vs ground or whatever you were trying to convey.

  • @jordishima
    @jordishima Рік тому +18

    Jack’s food-eating face is almost certainly just him staring at the viewfinder to make sure his disgust isn’t visible on camera

  • @liamh2001
    @liamh2001 Рік тому +37

    The only thing that's rare is the survival rate of Jack's dinner guests

  • @TheO416
    @TheO416 Рік тому +33

    wearing his ring while kneeding the meat was proof he's legit

  • @amsgoth
    @amsgoth Рік тому +4

    Whenever I'm hungry I just watch these videos and then the hunger is gone

  • @Xinderkan
    @Xinderkan Рік тому +33

    I never want my burger bun to be described as "so sweet"

    • @pkmntrainernumbers8111
      @pkmntrainernumbers8111 Рік тому +3

      Only time I want it described that way if when someone makes a slider and uses a Hawaiian roll as the bun.

    • @Bbistheman_
      @Bbistheman_ Рік тому +2

      @@pkmntrainernumbers8111 in fairness that is a kings Hawaiian bun. I still wouldn't use it for a burger. Maybe a ham sandwich

    • @pkmntrainernumbers8111
      @pkmntrainernumbers8111 Рік тому

      @@Bbistheman_ I'll admit I never tried to have it with a ham sandwich. If pork didn't make me sick, I'd try it.

    • @sebrr
      @sebrr Рік тому +2

      @@pkmntrainernumbers8111 leftover christmas ham with a little brown sugar gravy on a kings hawaiian roll is to die for